I'm glad Dave didn't detour in wondering if Disney was a franchise.

Still trying to get over that Jack’s review.

Dave: “my stomachs in my nuts” Also Dave: “ this is a kids show”

One Dave trying to avoid sexual innuendos, kids show, the Adderall is working overtime, everybody knows the rules.

The disney employee saw the camera and had to start smiling the whole rest of the time 😂😂😂😂

One bite everybody knows that all the cooks are definitely from Italy just like Dave can immediately tell whether a pizza is Neapolitan style or not

Love it when Dave flames the tedium of Disney parks right in front of the VIP tour guide 😂😂

I like the guy standing behind the podium looking at Dave real hard through the side of his eye. I can't tell from the facial expressions if he's a low-key Barstool fan and he's wondering if he'll get a chance to get a selfie after the review, or if he doesn't know Dave from a hole in the wall, and he's wondering if he should call security over.

One bite everybody knows the rules. Jacks is a restaurant with great pizza and a professional reviewer came in very confused about how a non chain restaurant works

A 7.1 for that undercooked Disney pizza is Goofy

'Gardens of Galaxy' is the best ride, everybody knows the rules.

One bite, Dave still has no idea what Neapolitan pizza is.

And the prices at Disney are OUTRAGEOUS . That Was probably a 38$ Pizza.

Dave looks so ridiculous with those ears 😂😂 I’m here for it

Davey gets motion sickness riding the teacups, everybody knows Disney rides aren’t harsh.

After 10,000 reviews, he's still the most clueless pizza reviewer. He is lovable though.

Dave shocked that a place called Via Napoli would serve Napolitan style pizza. Probably had no clue what tge place was called 😂

Gotta be the first Star Wars Yamaka I’ve ever seen 😳

That is the most textbook-looking Neopolitan pizza I've ever seen. Dave's pizza ignorance never ceases to amaze me 🤣

Had a similar pizza in Disneyland. Surprisingly, not only was it legitimately tasty but for a whole personal it was the cheapest thing there in Downtown Disney.

Dave just made Disney an extra $100,000 from people going to Epcot for the Pizza. One mouse, everyone knows the rules.

Best breakdown of the score in a long time for me... I was cracking right up. Too bad I can’t share it with anyone who would actually get it. I wish I could put a recording of my laugh in the comment section to share with those who do get it. Nice work Davey Boy!

Dave looks hilarious with the Star Wars Mickey Mouse Ears 😂😂😂

0:40 digging for Gold 😃😁

I like how the cast member instantly got a barstool nickname🤣 i bet he is awesome for putting up with pres all day. Anyway i was just there in January & can vouch for the score.

One bite everybody knows Dave doesn't realise Napoli is where Neapolitan pizza comes from

Been waiting for this review for awhile. I have limited experience with "good" pizza as im from Louisiana, but i love the pizza at Via Napoli. Anytime i go to disney, i have to swing by there for lunch one day.

What score is Dave giving if Bob Iger comes strolling out of the storefront like any of the other shop owners lollll

Dave has become " The Dude " . Jeff Bridges is proud.

When you wish upon a star, makes no difference who you are, anything your heart desires, will come to you. "Laughter is timeless, Imagination has no age, and Dreams are forever." Quote by Walter Elias Disney. Walt Disney was a heavy smoker. He was diagnosed with lung cancer in early November of 1966 and died about a month later on December 15, 1966 at the age of 65.

Dave giving shitty pizza good scores, while giving good pizza bad scores, everyone forgot the rules.

If you add any salt or oil to your dough, it needs to be done a minimum of 15 minutes after you've combing flour with water, fat inhibits gluten growth (flavour) and salt added at a later stage will allow bigger bubbles;in the body crust and pizza bones, and add to the layering if you fold your dough before you bake it, it only takes a minute or so to wet your hands and strectch the gluten out in the dough, i probably sound like a crazy person but I do make a lot of pizza, and these old timers know the secrets. i make acouple a week, its one of my favourite things to do and most relaxing things, plus everyone that eats it can't believe so that makes it more gooderer. The oldtimers dave runs in to know the rules.

Its fun to do if you have a hot enough oven, low MFG mozza is always a preference, high gluten flour, just knowing the "baker's percent" is key, any one can make good dough if they have a day. Good dough is what seperates the 7's from the 8's and 8's from the 9's, flop or no flop, These pizza makers know a tonne about it, they won't say it and i respect that. Good dough takes around 24 hours to develope flavour, its worth the wait if you're baking it. I like a high hydration dough with most of the air pushed out during prep, dave likes low hydration with a rolling pin used, its all personal preference, also pizza is better than cheeseburgers. Autolyse creats some nice bubbling if you're a pizza maker. Edit***I fold the dough in its container 4 or 5 times, with water on my hands. Adding what is called "crumb" to it, better texture, pizza is a real science. don't ask me about san marzano's. Bread is a science, we all enjoy.

This is not the pizza we are looking for.

This review throws into question every single other pizza review you’ve ever done. The pizza at that place is minimum 8.1. Minimum!

$79 Disneyworld pizza isn’t a 8.2? 😅

Justice for Jack's! #justiceforjacks. One outrageously low-ball score, everybody knows the rules. He scored it in the 7s! No way that is not in the high 8s - low 9s. Dave, with great pizza power comes great pizza responsibility. Do the right thing. Undo doin' em dirty.

$800 pizza everybody knows the rules

One bite, everybody missed the wedgie pick at 0:38.

I was curious so I asked Bing Chat how much a regular pizza was at Epcot's Pizzeria, Via Napoli. I was going to guess $27.95 before I looked it up, turns out they run $22 - $28 depending on the season. I nailed the score too. I'm having a good "guesser" day.

David ranking Via Napoli with the same score as PizzeRizzo is going to trigger Disney fans - BUT I kinda agree! PizzeRizzo has the old school Pizza Hut personal pan pizza flavor - Via Napoli is standard Neapolitan pizza

Autolyse is the key to dave's favourite new haven pizza, also 24 hours leven. Look up what autolyse is, it makes sense.If you use 1gr yeast it has a life cycle, which is short, but it takes much longer than a few hours, thats why good scores get them. If you give the gluten and yeast the time to rise it's done what it will do and you've maximized the flavour.

Guy standing at the restaurant podium kept looking at me..

Cafe murano is my favorite florida pizza. It’s in altamonte spring me about 30 minutes from Disney

OBEKTR tracker: 0:39 1:05

"My Stomach is in my Nuts ", was the name of my first album

I would love to see you in Italy doing these reviews.

Yesterday's pizza looked so good, gives it 7.8, today , floppy soggy messy napoleon gets a 7.1 , too much epcot blow for Dave , everybody knows the rules

Only 0.7 points away from Jack's coal-fired pizza.

This shit is fantastic. Best pizza I have ever had. We got the margarita pizza with pepperoni. Everything from the sauce to the cheese was exquisite and well worth the price

Rise of the resistance is THE BEST Star Wars ride in the history of rides without question, everyone knows the rules.

I wish Dave could have had wolfgang puck express. That was my favorite pizza not only in orlando, but anywhere outside of nyc or new haven.

If daves second bite is the crust, its never above 7.5. Everybody knows the rules

We just landed in Disney 12 hours ago hope to you around Dave huge fan all the way from Toronto Canada

Dave you are correct. The old star wars ride is better than the new. Keep up the great work.

Short shorts at the beginning of the video though! Omg!

I went to Walt Disney World 8 years ago and our family ate at this pizza restaurant. To this day I have never had a better slice of pizza in my life.

Jack's pizza got robbed yesterday

7.1 should be the name of a new Disney movie!

I was there for this. Surprised it only got a 7.1

I need theme park Dave all summer. It's a vibe.

That was a Disney score. 4.5 marked up to 7.1.

I’m just jealous you got Disco Inferno on Guardians. And I’ve had Via Napoli. Go up at 6am, 60 days before to make the reservation.

How is this pizza and yesterdays pizza separated by 0.7 Dave is rattled, everybody knows the rules.

Everytime I see Dave wearing something goofy I think back at the speedo review where he was fully naked in NYC

The quick service by the slice is better when open.

Everybody (except Steve) knows that “Epcot Center” changed its name to just EPCOT about 30 years ago.

Now that you have done Epcot's Via Napoli and Pizza Rizzos at DHS you must complete the trifecta with Pizzafari at Animal Kingdom.

what about Seven Dwarfs Mine Train?

7.1 = The Prez' trip was totally comped. That shit was 4.3 tops.

One quick wedgie removal at 0:37 at the front door, Everyone knows the rules

"Ohhhh I fucking hate it' lmfao

FYI: The pizza in the Epcot Connection Café is solid.

Pizza!! Ciao Dave from Italy👋

We gave it a 7 too on our review of this place.

Dave is El Prez of Barstool. The Mouse is CEO of the world. 😂

dave actually knew where he was this time

I use 20-24 month old pecorino romano cheese, adds a small amount of oil on top but its worth it, it will help crisp it a little, and add a tonne of flavour you don't realize is there. half a cup on top the mozza, also a very cheap hard cheese, pizza makers unite

Mike & Franks Pizza!!! Must review. Best in state of Florida

DISNEY YAY

My own today I said .. 7.7 . My scales slightly more generous. I really liked the cheese too. I searched this to see what Dave thought .

I've seen enough Dave, I wanna hear from Aussie Dave

0:40 LOL who else saw that

Looked Neapolitan the second you walked out with it. Was surprised you thought it wasn’t.

I wonder what past Dave would think about this Dave if he saw him 5 years ago through the looking glass

You need to come to the Ocean City Maryland/Bethany Beach Delaware area we have good pizza here ( My recommendation is to go to a place called dough roller in Ocean City)

Going in August. Can't wait yo try that pizza!

Oh man, he just missed it! Right next to the left of this place is a pizza window/stand with maybe the worst pizza I’ve ever had in my life! The pizza window is named Pizza Taglio. I have read it’s not always open though. Most people think you’re getting the same pizza as Via Napoli, but you would be gravely mistaken. Dave’s review would have been hilarious! The Italians in the window making that pizza should be ashamed of themselves! Maybe it’s gotten better in the last several years as I had it before this review was done, but I won’t be wasting my money on it again. That’s another reason why I was hoping Dave would have reviewed it, besides for the laughs.

The server in the background is completely stone 😂😂😂

Why do I keep getting Busker ads (barstool product) on these videos? Wouldn't it make way more sense for barstool to just edit in a commercial rather than pay Google for the ad space?

I've eaten dozens of genuine Neapolitan pizzas in Naples, the birthplace of pizza, at some of the world's oldest pizzerias. The real stuff is supposed to have a puffy looking charred crust with air bubbles, and the middle of the pizza should be soggy and sloppy enough that you should almost feel like you need a knife and fork to eat it with. If you can neatly pick up a big slice with one hand without it feeling messy, like he does with the pizza in this video, then it's more like a New York style pizza, not Naples style.

saying 7.0 would not be a rookie score, its another decimal point like any other decimal point. Idk why he does that

Love the Disney reviews

So did you buy that pizza place from yesterdays review?

I couldn't tell you where in the park but I had pizza at some Disneyland spot just before the pandemic with my best friend and his girlfriend visiting LA, and it was exactly nothing memorable but definitely expensive lol. For context, when the three of us had basically buffet but decent breakfast, as in you're in a line with a million other people but the food is good, the bill was literally around $160ish dollars, and I happily paid for that, lunch, and our dinner because they were so sweet to invite me and being out of town from the Bay Area. Plus I had the money. Then I spent $200 on making a lightsaber I wouldn't ever have done or spent money, but I wanted to vibe with their Disneyland experience, and I desperately looked for a child I could give it but none was literally around. It stays leaning against one of my bedroom corners as a ready weapon against potential burglars.

I have to admit that mouse cap fits you well.

You have to try Toby’s little Italy Saint Petersburg!!! And Giannis pizza saint pete

I’m just looking at those hamhawks in those short shorts idk about y’all.

Jacks Coal Fire was an 8.2 . Every body knows the rules.

Anyone notice the phalic-shaped bush? GEEZ, Disney, you just can't help but plant those seeds.