You Might be a Douchebag if...

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2 жыл бұрын

Ryan Whitney joins the boys for a Douchebag Moves Draft. We get into why Whitney has been dodging coming on as a guest again, the best White Sox Dave stories of all time, backing up your friends when they pick a fight at a bar, and more.
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@jamescullinane188 2 жыл бұрын

Whitney and White Sox Dave content is 10/10

@silkeden1 2 жыл бұрын

Whitney has WSD pegged!

@Gblazeify 2 жыл бұрын

I would pay to watch Dave fly to Florida and surprise whit with a polygraph test

@jamescullinane188 2 жыл бұрын

@@Gblazeify o my god would be epic

@rjinx73 2 жыл бұрын

So funny!

@ANTIStraussian 2 жыл бұрын

"Good ad read"

@cheddarbob9106 2 жыл бұрын

Whit won this by a mile. The best drafter in the history of the dog walk.

@beartrillz7591 2 жыл бұрын

The fact Dave had the potential to be named William Williams the 3rd is so WSD 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@ryanharber4512 2 жыл бұрын

WW3

@christopherevans5637 2 жыл бұрын

Love that, but I think I love even more than he was almost name Rex

@haywoodjamakemeasandwich1442 2 жыл бұрын

Classic White Sox Billy

@SouthernSkeptic 2 жыл бұрын

@@ryanharber4512 lmao

@SouthernSkeptic 2 жыл бұрын

@@christopherevans5637 I like how his mom had some brains and put a stop to all of it.

@mackenziefriesen6352 2 жыл бұрын

WSD purposefully going out of turn at a stop sign just to see people get upset is probably the biggest douchebag move mentioned. Him thinking it's okay just because he knows he's doing it makes it even worse. And he thinks people not using a turn signal is the problem? I cant believe what i just heard haha

@tylerclayton421 10 ай бұрын

OMG I’m relistening to this part and I’m dying laughing 😂😂

@brandonlundrigan684 2 жыл бұрын

Dave talking about his insurance company fighting about his accident while openly admitting neglect road rules at a 4way and cutting people off. Hope they dont see this lol

@Maf324zm 2 жыл бұрын

Whitney just hysterical on anything.

@austinzaloga2693 2 жыл бұрын

content king

@tacotom3492 2 жыл бұрын

Lets be real.. If he werent a good NHL player, he'd be considered a huge douche bag.. 🙄

@tillerbuckets386 2 жыл бұрын

@@tacotom3492 yeah but the good kind

@mjh8753 2 жыл бұрын

Whit is just one of those guys that makes every piece of content he's added to better.

@ANTIStraussian 2 жыл бұрын

"Good ad read"

@conroyo 2 жыл бұрын

none of them knowing The Rock is Samoan is WILD

@riseofthebon3951 2 жыл бұрын

To be fair, the Rock also seems like a guy who may be pretending to be, like how Vin Diesel pretends to be racially ambiguous but is just Italian.

@joeprimus9333 2 жыл бұрын

Who cares?

@deibtryin 2 жыл бұрын

@@riseofthebon3951 no. Not the same. Rock acknowledges his samoan side almost more than his black side

@veebee-sc4tp 2 жыл бұрын

@@riseofthebon3951 aint he half black? either way i dont know how much he "pretends", look wise he totally is racially ambiguous. but yeah no the rock doesnt shut up about being samoan, its like his whole thing. it is pretty crazy noone knew

@ANTIStraussian Жыл бұрын

@@riseofthebon3951 hey back in my grandpa's day when a dago family moved to town their kid got beat up on the playground. They became white like 1970s 😂

@jmegs1810 2 жыл бұрын

watching Whit DUMMY wsd is absolutely amazing

@djcprod 2 жыл бұрын

Ed was really riding a tall bike uphill with this draft. Tough day.

@babbs2121 2 жыл бұрын

Ol’ “live and let live sox dave” LMAO

@rockers357 2 жыл бұрын

Carl's right, Dave 1000% described what an orchestra is, not a symphony. Immediately after he took a stance over Whit that he is the authority on symphonies 😂.

@PensFanE17 2 жыл бұрын

Whitney ran away with this. Very surprised cutting in line was not drafted. It’s obvious but I think that’s a massive dbag move.

@alexl1340 2 жыл бұрын

Just listened to the Power Move draft this morning. This should be epic

@marcpell133 2 жыл бұрын

Whitney coming in HOT.

@tashmatt4041 2 жыл бұрын

First person to rush the exit on a plane gotta be in first round

@justinthibault5823 2 жыл бұрын

Whit stole it in the FOURTH thats one of the greatest steals in snake draft history

@veronicavaughn5923 2 жыл бұрын

To be fair, I think everyone left it alone because it was a great pick in The Grievances Draft. Not that Whit shouldn't have drafted it, but they all seemed to concede that one.

@manchezzzzy 2 жыл бұрын

the rise and grind guy is underrated. a few of my friends from high school always post stuff like that, on the daily too. it feels like they dont even read it and it's just habit to repost it

@Gotien718 2 жыл бұрын

i used to put my hands behind my back and do that WSD, a 6.4 guy unloaded on me multiple times and broke my orbital , i was bragging that he didnt knock me out but it was not worth it lol

@seancasey5755 2 жыл бұрын

Wow Eddie’s last pick easily worst pick of all time

@hookster999 2 жыл бұрын

Love The DogWalk, Big Eddie, WSD, Chief, Carl, and all the Snake Drafts!! Pink Whit is one hell of a guest picker, - Can’t wait for NHL playoffs/Borreli’s live streams!!!

@jimmycalkins9110 2 жыл бұрын

Whitney saying, “ya he(keith) went after me that makes sense” sent me

@Daily2709 2 жыл бұрын

That “tall bike” pick by Ed is right up there with burrata salad and baby lamb chops.

@ANTIStraussian Ай бұрын

What about Shrek round 1, wsd Rootbeer round 2 soda draft, wsd Bb gun round 1 wsd 😂

@Spawn303 2 жыл бұрын

I love when Whitney goes in on WSD

@lou93000 2 жыл бұрын

This is an all time draft, and an all time performance from Whitdog

@jettydj242 2 жыл бұрын

I am so god damn excited for this

@wharmon8425 2 жыл бұрын

That Roman ad read was electric lol

@ugadawgz77 2 жыл бұрын

Was so confused about “directionals” is that a Chicago thing? We call em blinkers in my neck of the woods

@andrewleslie3503 2 жыл бұрын

75% in. love the whit dog here. WSD therapy and a self aware carl. and chief needs to collab with whit more.

@schwinn8196 2 жыл бұрын

*in middle of ad read for Roman* WSD: "I don't need Roman"

@Jfirestoner 2 жыл бұрын

Great topic

@Mike-ib4bq 2 жыл бұрын

Speakerphone in public guy is always a massive D Bag. Was expecting him to go round 1

@SouthernSkeptic 2 жыл бұрын

Yep or watching videos or listening to music with no headphones in public too.

@dumanli77 2 жыл бұрын

when 20% is your low end tip in this economy you rich rich

@patarcher9199 Жыл бұрын

Wow am I a douchebag? I’ve actually parked at a gas station for at least two hours when I was going out to eat at a steakhouse

@ericlegend95 2 жыл бұрын

Said it a million times but it should be a federal law that everyone has to work in the service industry at least for a couple of months so everyone knows how much it fucking sucks sometimes.

@SouthernSkeptic 2 жыл бұрын

Ridiculous take. How about your parents teach you how to act. This is America. They dont tell us where to work. AND WORKING FOR 2 months 6hen leaving means you were just full trained trained are now leaving. Probably not good for the business in the end

@veebee-sc4tp 2 жыл бұрын

@@SouthernSkeptic relax captain america

@SouthernSkeptic 2 жыл бұрын

@@veebee-sc4tp I'm not unrelated. Your take was ridiculous. 2 months is going to do nothing but fuck the business. That's why they want you to stay for 3 or 6 months until you get benefits.

@veebee-sc4tp 2 жыл бұрын

@@SouthernSkeptic im not the guy who made the original comment genius

@SouthernSkeptic 2 жыл бұрын

@@veebee-sc4tp Youre still defending that ridiculous fucking nonsense though genius..

@heathnull5896 2 жыл бұрын

Ryan Whitney makes me want to like hockey.

@SouthernSkeptic 2 жыл бұрын

Have you ever attended a live hockey game?

@heathnull5896 2 жыл бұрын

@@SouthernSkeptic Just a minor league game years ago.

@SouthernSkeptic 2 жыл бұрын

@@heathnull5896 Minor league hockey is great. I'm surprised you didn't start liking hockey after seeing it live. It's way different live.

@Thetruth3434 2 жыл бұрын

@@SouthernSkeptic hockey live is just differentn

@SouthernSkeptic 2 жыл бұрын

@@Thetruth3434 It's the only sport I still enjoy watching but yeah it's better live.

@gavinfischer4436 2 жыл бұрын

doing it intentionally is a pure dbag move dave.

@FLAchilles 2 жыл бұрын

I finally got what I’ve been commenting for!

@strongarm9904 2 жыл бұрын

How is the person who doesn’t put the shopping cart back in the bin not on this list?

@galengeislinger8733 2 жыл бұрын

I live in Arizona and going out in the middle of the intersection to turn left on green is super common. Not sure where you guys got that from.

@jalenfischer6119 2 жыл бұрын

It’s when there’s only one lane and the person behind assumes they’re going through but they stop with no turn signal.

@cjramirezjr 2 жыл бұрын

That Ad read 😂

@veronicavaughn5923 2 жыл бұрын

I live in a really spacious apt. complex, so there are hundreds of dogs and ample poop bag dispensers on site. When you move in, they swab your dog’s DNA. If they find poop on the property, they run a test. The tenant has to pay for the test and a fine. It’s borderline psychotic, but people pick up after their dog.

@acidfruitloops 2 жыл бұрын

Noooo fuckinnn way

@veronicavaughn5923 2 жыл бұрын

@@acidfruitloops yes sir. Google it. It’s becoming more common.

@acidfruitloops 2 жыл бұрын

@@veronicavaughn5923 My complex would be empty if that were the case. These lazy fucks..

@veronicavaughn5923 2 жыл бұрын

@@acidfruitloops I completely agree, and my complex has free bags everywhere. I can see HOA starting to do this as well because there's no bigger douches than HOA enforcers.

@acidfruitloops 2 жыл бұрын

@@veronicavaughn5923 imagine if you had that job, dog poop DNA cross examination

@gilljames5013 2 жыл бұрын

The no blinker thing i thought was a good pick cuz i thought of the person that is switching lanes a ton and weaving thru traffic on the highway without signalling

@stephenalessandro6857 2 жыл бұрын

About 20min in- already hilarious

@hookster999 2 жыл бұрын

1:16:40 - White Sox Dave said he’s embarrassed to tell that story and it’s good to get it off of his back - I am pretty sure he already told that story in a previous snake draft, but what is so alarming is that …….it’s get it off your chest not back jk 😂😂😂😂 WSD is such a Gem and so genuinely lovable & hysterical - WSD, PLEASE NEVER CHANGE

@HighP0ints 2 жыл бұрын

Whit had me rollin lol

@michaelreiher1728 2 жыл бұрын

If they waited two months, being a Marty Mush would be on here #TEAMHANK

@benweaver940 2 жыл бұрын

Eddie you drafted the Nelk boys in the 3rd round

@Jacob-fl6pc 2 жыл бұрын

Working at a restaurant/food biz in general is a humbling experience that most should be required to do.. getting to see how trash the general public can be from that point of view truly molds your perspective of the service industry forever.

@chipplylar7006 2 жыл бұрын

Whitney is over there going " Why would I give AF about comments when my show is clicking like well oiled machine. Whitney sarcasm is halaerious.

@horizonfios 2 жыл бұрын

WHITE SOX REX😂

@will9762 2 жыл бұрын

lived in arizona my entire life, people absolutely pull into the intersection on left turns

@Thetruth3434 2 жыл бұрын

He’s gunna come gunnin for me now cuz I’m not from Fort Lauderdale but I’m visiting here 😂😂😂 whit is gold man , pure Massachusetts boy through n through

@johnpeterson2335 2 жыл бұрын

Glad barstool put money into these guys the drafts are the shit boys..good stuff

@trevormonday1551 2 жыл бұрын

Love dave rocking the asu hat! Go devils!

@horizonfios 2 жыл бұрын

Whitney is so good man😂😂

@hookster999 2 жыл бұрын

Every true dog walk fan was laughing their freaking head off during the symphony debate between White Sox Dave and Pink Whit

@jasonp3717 2 жыл бұрын

Carl realizing when making the "joining a frat" pick that he was douchebag was fun to see. Didn't know he was that self-aware

@coolcommanders 2 жыл бұрын

This was such a better watch than the last few where you all just argued over the rules.

@scottycarreiro9147 2 жыл бұрын

Dave man we don’t always need a full lengthy personal story behind every pick!!!!! Lol jeeesh

@hookster999 2 жыл бұрын

I love White Sox DAVE so much and I said that in a platonic way and oh my God the most loving way possible! When he admitted to not having picked up his dogs poo I think he believed Whit was going to admit having done it aswell, and then Whit said he never has done that and WSD went right to his Usual GoTo……The Poly 😂😂😂😂😂 A wise man once said, never trust someone who is always asking for a “polygraph test” from others

@Yungsulk 2 жыл бұрын

Whits ripping the juul the whole draft classic

@patrickleavell4604 2 жыл бұрын

Just because people want to punch WSD at a bar. doesn't necessarily make it a bad bar, I'm pretty sure everywhere WSD goes, someone wants to knock him out.

@ryancallahan6412 2 жыл бұрын

Whitney needs to be on at least once a month!

@ryanhobbs7041 2 жыл бұрын

What an intro😂

@_bergflow 2 жыл бұрын

rough one for Ed

@grahamgordon2163 2 жыл бұрын

Yoshi is a great dog name

@wch7251 2 жыл бұрын

Red Ed for the common workers

@roocho02 2 жыл бұрын

wearing sunglasses inside a mall/club

@jacobgo2252 2 жыл бұрын

Talking on speaker phone in public should have been 1.1

@hookster999 2 жыл бұрын

I am not sure which draft, it was it earlier draft, that White Sox Dave said that he gets enjoyment out of purposefully running through stop signs even if it was not his turn just to piss the other person off - - he said that and now he’s saying it’s different somehow because he acknowledges that he is being a douche bag and that somehow is different than someone just going around being a douche bag- - - only White Sox Dave, this guy I swear, between WSD, Rico Bosco, andArt Vandelay …..a team of scientist around the clock needs to be studying these three individuals

@justinmedeiros5202 2 жыл бұрын

whit needs to be on every show

@stevebal25 2 жыл бұрын

1) Guy that talks about how much he can drink. 2) Guy that takes a bathroom selfie with his shirt off. 3) Guy that takes videos of himself at the gym.

@cameronjones4493 2 жыл бұрын

Guys named Steve

@stevebal25 2 жыл бұрын

@@cameronjones4493 Take that back. We Steve's do nothing wrong. Maybe try Chad, Brad, or Cameron.

@cameronjones4493 2 жыл бұрын

@@stevebal25

@23gillyg 2 жыл бұрын

Aaron Hernandez was a bump into the bar guy

@user-ng9wz2cz4s 7 ай бұрын

Took my shirt off at a college house party and instantly got a chick to go back to the dorm with me

@Jets725 2 жыл бұрын

Carl’s computer must be from 2005

@Alex-kd3ns 2 жыл бұрын

Haven’t seen this draft but Whitney or Dave have to win

@chipplylar7006 2 жыл бұрын

I had a guy chase me down taking right at a stop sign . I actually thought we were gonna throw hands but he had 2 guys with him.. Had a house full of ppl for a party. Wouldn't have ended good. Down South not putting your blinker on is rude.

@mrjackjack6 2 жыл бұрын

Eddie first pick was so fucking brutal……

@SouthernSkeptic 2 жыл бұрын

He might have had the worst draft ever.

@discopotato675 2 жыл бұрын

People jumping up on the plane is a steal at rd4 pick4

@coltonlong484 2 жыл бұрын

how did no one take the guy that doesnt put the grocery cart back

@chipplylar7006 2 жыл бұрын

On a bad day Id hockey check for double park .

@Ironman-vq2xh 2 жыл бұрын

Whit, what a great friggin guy. Wow

@Millsman98 2 жыл бұрын

White Sox Rex

@hookster999 2 жыл бұрын

I’m shocked that they are questioning whether there really are a lot of people out there that are bad tippers/or don’t tip at all - - that’s why the restaurants put on the menu parties of six or more will automatically be 20% gratuity, it’s because of the amount of douche bag non-tippers out there in this country- - we should switch to how it is like in Europe where the gratuity is included in the prices, it’s a better system

@chipplylar7006 2 жыл бұрын

I'm much closer to my Navy buddies than fraternity brothers.

@SlurpCEO 2 жыл бұрын

Ngl the tall bike pick won my vote

@MrCarloss510 2 жыл бұрын

Tipping scheme is such a fraud either way

@cameronjones4493 2 жыл бұрын

I would pay top dollar to watch Carl get after the US soccer federation maintenance guy

@petermcjigglepants5012 2 жыл бұрын

Dave’s bill is so flat it’s actually going up

@discopotato675 2 жыл бұрын

People that leave their cart in the middle of a parking spot

@ianshields5018 2 жыл бұрын

my coworker last night got tipped 9$ off of 500$ and they stayed for 3 hours and hands down the best server at the place

@ddlk9913 2 жыл бұрын

Whitney calling a tiger a lion bothers me way too much

@chipplylar7006 2 жыл бұрын

Dude the parties were insane. So many girls, having bands, sober drivers..U got university President as your Rush Chairman.. Viking Party. My Wasn't in a sorority... You can go to parties and not be in one . Definitely some rich kid dorks tho .