Bathed in the Blood of Gratitude with Trixie and Katya | The Bald & the Beautiful w/ Trixie & Katya

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Bathed in the Blood of Gratitude with Trixie and Katya | The Bald & the Beautiful w/ Trixie & Katya

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From rubber genitalia in a parking lot to refried bean-induced gastrointestinal distress to broom closets stuffed with depressed backup dancers, today's episode is a life-lesson in how to turn off your AM radio, sit down in a quiet room with saltines and warm milk, and thank whatever heathen god you happen to worship for your blessed life. And if you don't believe you lead a blessed life, you will after experiencing the unadulterated joy that is slowly consuming crispy saltines and room-temperature milk in a silent, darkened room.
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F*ggy Bald f**ks by day, wildly successful crossdressing bombshells by night. The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie Mattel and Katya Zamo feature a pair of grizzled gay ghouls exploring the culture boundaries of modern beauty through interviews with gorgeous guests who inhabit various facets of the beauty industry. From models, moguls, influencers, drag queens, adult performers, actors, and more, Trixie and Katya break down the beauty behind it all.
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@melellellie 2 жыл бұрын

I can always count on Katya to give us a recap of the latest prestige tv and Trixie to update us on a reality show from 10+ years ago

@NathaliRodCue 2 жыл бұрын

Yes! As someone who has rewatched the original run of mtv’s Jersey Shore and HBO’s Sharp Objects multiple times, I live for the girls comparing notes on their entertainment consumption!

@bucketofgoldfish 2 жыл бұрын

Amy Adams in sharp objects ? Talk about someone who should of won an award and didn’t !

@BigVibes275 2 жыл бұрын

😭😭😭😭😭

@NathaliRodCue 2 жыл бұрын

@@bucketofgoldfish thank you, she so deserved a golden globe for that series. At least Patricia Clarkson got her due, she killed it as the mom.

@cleangamer220 2 жыл бұрын

9:18 does anyone know what graceless B D means? lol

@annecosta2599 2 жыл бұрын

listening to them talk about movies i’ve never seen and actors i don’t know about for 1 hour is really the highlight of my day

@AlesaBeauty 2 жыл бұрын

Same 😂😂 I feel so young when they reference things I don’t know

@aino1010 2 жыл бұрын

They are good movies

@ismabermudez 2 жыл бұрын

I watch the pod with IMDB on my phone and i search all the movies/series they talk about and i watch them later hahaha they are now my main source of content to watch

@SiSi-xg1hk 2 жыл бұрын

@@ismabermudez that's how you gotta do it to get the references

@cleangamer220 2 жыл бұрын

9:18 does anyone know what graceless B D means? lol

@troubiemakie 2 жыл бұрын

I think its underappreciated how much Trixie tries to raise up her fellow queens by hiring or including them in her projects. She really does make it rain on the dolls.

@luanllluan 2 жыл бұрын

She's a doll collector, after all

@MaxOakland 2 жыл бұрын

We should all aspire to treat our peers & colleagues that well

@JesusPerez-ho8zx 2 жыл бұрын

I mean the dolls are the dolls

@cleangamer220 2 жыл бұрын

9:18 does anyone know what graceless B D means? lol

@madisonmarston5891 7 ай бұрын

@@cleangamer220bull dagger

@lilsoftsheep 2 жыл бұрын

this is genuinely the only thing i look forward for every week other than the UNHhhh episodes😭

@tastyanagram 2 жыл бұрын

Same.

@jayenvanz 2 жыл бұрын

and I Like to Watch

@brittlink 2 жыл бұрын

Literally my dose of dopamine for the week

@tastyanagram 2 жыл бұрын

@@jayenvanz Do you know if there's a specific day of the week they go up?

@Team3stripes 2 жыл бұрын

Same gurl

@Verytiredalsogay 2 жыл бұрын

Trixie and Katya: discusses poop stories for the past few weeks IN DETAIL Trixie and Katya: the poopy algorithm makes no sense

@Verytiredalsogay 2 жыл бұрын

Said with love. Please do not stop, I can just watch when I'm not eating. It's not you it's me

@cleangamer220 2 жыл бұрын

9:18 does anyone know what graceless B D means? lol

@faith8090 Жыл бұрын

@@cleangamer220 graceless bull dyke. it’s a quote from a movie lmao

@taylifts 2 жыл бұрын

My favorite podcast, bowl cut and backwards hat

@JulesJuno737 2 жыл бұрын

I want Brian's look, not them as a person, to lose my number and make me feel cheap after flirting for a week 👀

@emmmmmmmm603 2 жыл бұрын

This is the funniest thing I've ever read

@whateverworksmate.721 2 жыл бұрын

@@JulesJuno737 you have to specify the Brian in this household

@cleangamer220 2 жыл бұрын

9:18 does anyone know what graceless B D means? lol

@vm62 2 жыл бұрын

"Framboise?" "No, those are Ray-Bans" I DIED when Katya was trying to describe the color of the lenses in french and Trixie THOUGHT it was a brand.

@alib687 2 жыл бұрын

Trixie has “who would play her?” On lock. Every time she says it it sounds like it’s the same sound bite being played every time

@madeinbusanjkjm 2 жыл бұрын

My sexuality is Katya wearing an Emma Roberts' aunt T-shirt.

@GaemerJosh 2 жыл бұрын

Julia Roberts… 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@JanitaShowaars 2 жыл бұрын

@@GaemerJosh “Emma roberts aunt??”

@JanitaShowaars 2 жыл бұрын

I think my sexuality is that shirt but really it’s the bowlcut wig

@codacolvin9868 2 жыл бұрын

she's a pretty lady

@mattyfromhell 2 жыл бұрын

I thought it was Jennifer Coolidge

@sarahmk3845 2 жыл бұрын

I'm so glad the conversation of Toni Collette being criminally underrated has started. Is there anything she can't do?

@juliantapia1407 2 жыл бұрын

I hate how much she was just Robbed for those horror roles she dominated in

@SuperDerp5 2 жыл бұрын

Her performance is the only thing I remember, that; and the falling head👀

@wolfphile1 2 жыл бұрын

My jaw literally drops on every episode of United States of Tara

@cleangamer220 2 жыл бұрын

9:18 does anyone know what graceless B D means? lol

@art_enthusiast392 11 ай бұрын

Meryl Streep WISHES she was Toni Collette

@zeej80 2 жыл бұрын

Hereditary was on another level of psychological horror! That movie chilled me to the bones(stickin out)!! I wasn’t right for DAYS after that!

@hoorayitsjackie6166 2 жыл бұрын

I watched it at a friends who loves scary movies. She made us watch it with the light on in case I got scared. When the decapitation happened in the car I laughed and she goes ‘oh, I guess you’ll handle this fine

@Yikes702 2 жыл бұрын

Have you watched "Malignant," yet?

@QuestionableQueefs 2 жыл бұрын

That was Midsommar for me

@traceyedits 2 жыл бұрын

*both of them start dancing with no audible description of what they're doing* and they wonder why we prefer this pod to be visual lol

@Jay-pj5tg 2 жыл бұрын

Trixie: OooooOOOOOOOOHH POOOOPEE I POOOOOPED Trixie: people think of us all they think is poop and peepee,???

@nathanielcraig3588 2 жыл бұрын

I fell in the poooooooooopppp! Oh! There's poooooooopppp! Aahhhhhaahaaahhuuuuuuuuhhhhhnnnn

@kalendizhnikaaz1457 2 жыл бұрын

I love how Trixie describes colors as Blueberry, Blackberry or Goldenrod, the Ojibwe is popping out

@diimpa5488 2 жыл бұрын

as a mixed Aboriginal person I love it anytime Tracey's native pops out too

@cheesebaby4175 2 жыл бұрын

I’m not indigenous or aboriginal, totally as white as they come, but it has been such a wonderful thing to watch Trixie really embrace and be proud of her heritage. I remember she never used to mention it, and it’s so cool to see!

@dntskdnttll 2 жыл бұрын

Could you please explain a little how this is an Ojibwe thing? genuine curiosity here

@juliacastro8505 2 жыл бұрын

@@dntskdnttllI believe its because they have a big presence in Ojibwe culture, in traditional herbal cures and culinary as well. They're considered traditional

@kevinwood2670 2 жыл бұрын

⁹

@TheBearAspirin 2 жыл бұрын

They need to review Squid Game with special guest Kim Chi.

@ryandondanville7761 2 жыл бұрын

Tea!! It’d probably be Netflix’ most watched ‘Queens who like to watch’

@carolineholden 2 жыл бұрын

idk why they haven’t yet. i am impatiently waiting for it

@ethan123p4 2 жыл бұрын

Is that show really that good?

@zeej80 2 жыл бұрын

Yessssss!! That series is FIRE 🔥!!! Binged the entire show,& loved every minute of it!

@toxicallypink 2 жыл бұрын

oh my god YES

@femalefishkeeper6996 2 жыл бұрын

Okay, I still love the Pod, but something about the ones filmed in Trixie’s house was so cozy and wonderful. I want it back lol

@cleangamer220 2 жыл бұрын

9:18 does anyone know what graceless B D means? lol

@kubilius11 2 жыл бұрын

Its just the dolls again 😭 we're getting spoiled

@cryharley 2 жыл бұрын

At this point the dolls are the dolllllllsssss

@michaellevesley3578 2 жыл бұрын

Wait so Orville Peck just tricked Katya into thinking that broom closet was her dressing room???

@kcwade2616 2 жыл бұрын

I listened to this earlier on Spotify. But I love seeing Trixie and Kayta.

@bloodshotdiva155 2 жыл бұрын

I listen at work every Tuesday morning then watch it on KZfaq as soon as I get home 💀

@sfd373 2 жыл бұрын

Hilarious to listen again to the first episode; with their lofty ambitions of what the podcast would be, and see it basically become a rambling film recap. Gotta admire these girls for monetising their chemistry 🤣

@kellyblack8045 2 жыл бұрын

"honey you're the star of the night, what are you doing out here??" Me talking to stray cats.

@kcsulek 2 жыл бұрын

I'm so glad they're talking about Toni Collette! The United States of Tara was one of the most underrated under-watched shows ever.

@brinneymudge 2 жыл бұрын

I still tell people about this show to this day and talk about how it needs to be finished!

@Pandi-Fackler 2 жыл бұрын

YESS omg!! Thank you for bringing it up! Out of all the criminally underrated things she’s done, that’s one of the biggest ones

@x.Aura.x 2 жыл бұрын

seriously the new alter came through and she was having that breakthrough and then *_CANCELLED_* 💔💔💔 I'm still not over it clearly ✌😂💓

@TattooedScarlet518 2 жыл бұрын

This is the first time I've come across people talking about this show in the wild and I'm SO glad to see it! She was absolutely incredible as Tara&Co and the way they left the series was a hate crime.

@TattooedScarlet518 2 жыл бұрын

@misterchrissy 2 жыл бұрын

"with them restricting women's reproductive rights, i'm not even sure you can get taco bell in texas anymore."

@auroraborealis13579 2 жыл бұрын

The Plan B of the digestive tract. 😂😂😂 So Quick. So Funny!

@misterchrissy 2 жыл бұрын

@@auroraborealis13579 i had no idea all these years i've been having so many fecal abortions and anal miscarriages.

@auroraborealis13579 2 жыл бұрын

@@misterchrissy the Cinnabon Delights are worth it.

@jossstudio6627 2 жыл бұрын

I’m starting to think that maybe Tricia prefers a cold room. Just my assumption.

@salomonrael8117 2 жыл бұрын

New game: take a shot every time katya says "Bones Stickin out"

@sofiacw8900 2 жыл бұрын

also: take a shot any time trixie says something got her together

@BlueyMcPhluey 2 жыл бұрын

Who would play her

@Alice-gr1kb 2 жыл бұрын

@@BlueyMcPhluey denise richards

@gabdabs1972 2 жыл бұрын

Not the “21 year old, blue-hair, pansexual” I-

@echocanidae 2 жыл бұрын

with the glasses and the wig katya is slowly continuing her transformation into an art film director

@fatimaaa_9524 2 жыл бұрын

I love that they were basically bullied into speaking with just each other and also filming the episodes😂👏

@kiaracrasto5375 2 жыл бұрын

Trixie starting the “because what you see” from same parts is the type of full circle moment I never thought we’d ever get

@kaylinsmith6921 2 жыл бұрын

"So they would pay for a ceramic kabuki mask fused to your face," made me spit out my teeth. 😂

@TheDorkEvilOne 2 жыл бұрын

LOVE when they discuss What We Do in the Shadows, it gets me together too.

@maggiemcfly5267 2 жыл бұрын

I love that show, I definitely think this season Guillermo is gonna realize he's in love with Nandor 🤣

@SiSi-xg1hk 2 жыл бұрын

This is the anime crossover that we need. How can we get Trixie & Katya on WWDITS? Can Katya argue with Nadja in their European accents & Trixie can mess with the Guide?

@mrbusinesss1 2 жыл бұрын

At 33:11

@brinneymudge 2 жыл бұрын

I just need something where Katya reviews all the latest in the horror world. I friggin love it every time she does. Also Trixie holding the water bottle to her ear even when Katya was talking was so funny 😂

@alienmoosestudios 2 жыл бұрын

You two were FABULOUS, once again. And YES, Toni Collette should have won an Oscar for Hereditary!!!!!

@ArcticMonkeyXO 2 жыл бұрын

I'm bathed in his blood

@azoramoon 2 жыл бұрын

Bayeeethd in his bluhh

@RozehKakes 2 жыл бұрын

b a y in hih b l u h

@dollface2917 2 жыл бұрын

Baythed in his bluud

@Alice-gr1kb 2 жыл бұрын

bayethd ihn his blud

@JanitaShowaars 2 жыл бұрын

4:46 “we’re running, we’re running in drag”

@hihowareya4004 2 жыл бұрын

Lmaoo I just came to comment this after seeing the “hello hello” video 😭

@taryneve 2 жыл бұрын

"That dementor, giving Satan's kiss over there" 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀

@jameswelsh5432 2 жыл бұрын

Katya has been killing me with these "bones stickin' out" Ayesha references LMAOOOOO

@KristinMatte 2 жыл бұрын

Happy you’re giving Toni Collette her flowers. Criminal she wasn’t nominated for Hereditary. Same thing for Florence Pugh in Midsommar.

@danwilliams2551 2 жыл бұрын

Well...Florence Pugh certainly got a lot of flowers when she was Dani, if you catch my drift

@toxicallypink 2 жыл бұрын

ok i'll take this as the divine sign to finally getting around to watching what we do in the shadows

@JP85TM 2 жыл бұрын

Toni Colette is always incredible!!! United States of Tara was amazing...

@Angellaye 2 жыл бұрын

Wait! Does Katya's hair piece have it's own bald spot? I'm quakingggggg 5:06

@SuperDerp5 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, it’s pretty funny,did you live for her blond piece?? That was a hoot!☺️

@andreagross493 2 жыл бұрын

Katya always has the exact same dialectical thought processes and insight about the human psyche and social phenomena that I have. It’s so refreshing and some serious succinct shade: “Sometimes I think Bravo is a jester to jail pipeline.” 💀💀💀

@riceaaroni 2 жыл бұрын

Controversial yet brave: America's glamorizing of police culture for decades on end has definitely not aided our current crises.

@kaemincha 2 жыл бұрын

not controversial or brave, just fact 😔

@ShadowLynx516 2 жыл бұрын

Came back here to relive the Laganja choreo for Hello, hello after Katya’s tweet and it all clicked into place!

@thebonbrests741 2 жыл бұрын

The ASMR realness Katya serves on every ad is so understated

@SophhpoS30 2 жыл бұрын

I hope next week they talk about Reverie. That show looked incredible! I love seeing Katya doing more things like that

@Yikes702 2 жыл бұрын

Excellent show. I've seen it twice.

@heyflops1595 2 жыл бұрын

trixie in white and katya in black? looks correct.

@ff7_fan298 2 жыл бұрын

Im here for these two turning this into a deep dive movie nerd channel.

@userx57hf98 2 жыл бұрын

„What you see“ - „… isn’t always my tooth“ had me in STITCHES 💀🤣🤣

@ribbonz26 2 жыл бұрын

Bones sticking out at the beginning!

@ValentineS97 2 жыл бұрын

omg i love the fact that they love what we do in the shadows. that show is so perfect and nadja is just everything, her and the little doll version of her just kill me 😅😂

@zacharycallaghan7016 2 жыл бұрын

Doll Nadja kills me everytime

@janelittle3953 2 жыл бұрын

i love the stories of people being scared about not getting the air conditioning right for trixie

@thebimbotransgirl 2 жыл бұрын

Nicole Kidman’s wig is so thin it’s literally 2 tracks of wavy 613 hair 😭

@LilyPaice 2 жыл бұрын

53:13 Trixie: "Rebecca Moore?...." Katya: "Rebecca Hall" Trixe: *nodding* "Rebecca Moore"

@helloimellieful 2 жыл бұрын

Katya is KILLING these ASMR Ads. I got goosy bumps!

@mackowiakam 2 жыл бұрын

Katya honest dragging of Nine Perfect Strangers and Masha's wigs is just the tip of Katya's greatness iceberg

@audreynelson3997 2 жыл бұрын

Katya having to read babbel ads is a cruel slap in the face to duolingo 🤣

@brinneymudge 2 жыл бұрын

She has said she would love to be sponsored by them but she doesn’t think they ever would. Smart of Babbel to step in aha 😂

@audreynelson3997 2 жыл бұрын

@@brinneymudge babbel said MY TIME TO SHINE MARY

@wongles Жыл бұрын

I absolutely love that you would do a number referencing Carolyn Schneeman’s work. How delightful and important!

@ericarona8599 2 жыл бұрын

24:22 Clocked my Texas Gig for life, yass queen we have that A/C on point.

@ryebread9299 2 жыл бұрын

Is anybody else genuinely excited for holiday episodes where the studios decorated. I can vision it now!?

@elkenenvy Жыл бұрын

End of 1st Ad Read: 18:06 End of 2nd Ad Read: 36:38

@bnicolette14 2 жыл бұрын

Trixie being IMMEDIATELY pissed at the mention of "poop" being in their similar books is so funny lol

@masonisgrey Жыл бұрын

15:12 katya's laugh here is so cute

@lizabee484 2 жыл бұрын

There are no words to describe how thrilled I was to hear some of my favorite people gush over one of my favorite shows, What We Do In the Shadows 😍

@xxsknnylgndx1357 2 жыл бұрын

katya has successfully gaslit me into believing this is her hair i feel like if i saw her bald it would just look wrong

@louvelvet 2 жыл бұрын

11:37 katya's reaction was almost identical to mine. im fuckking loosing it oml

@weetziebat4 2 жыл бұрын

I LOVE listening to Katya talk about tv shows/movies/actors and I especially love how passionate she gets 😆

@erinb8100 2 жыл бұрын

The way Katya kept saying poopy gave me everything I needed this morning.

@franciscobonilla9779 2 жыл бұрын

Watching you guys hits different than listening on Spotify

@argovrin8296 2 жыл бұрын

I 100% agree with Katya's comparison of White Lotus and Nine Perfect Strangers. Will pay for a Katya's Review channel that focuses on TV dramas!!!

@neutralman9124 2 жыл бұрын

OMG the orgy joke is "the hallway smells of..." funny. Jesus Christ.

@NathaliRodCue 2 жыл бұрын

I live in Texas so authentic Mexican food is abundant, and everyone in my life makes me feel guilty for liking Taco Bell so thank you Trixie for making me feel vindicated… and Katya saying gordito is gonna get me through this week!

@chickennuggets3186 2 жыл бұрын

I'm an authentic Mexican living in Mexico and my god taco bell is delicious, it's not Mexican, but it is fucking good

@NathaliRodCue 2 жыл бұрын

@@chickennuggets3186 exacto no voy a Taco Bell por tacos de trompo o papa asada, voy por que quiero cantidades obscenas de comida a un precio súper accesible… y los baja blasts 😌

@alicemarsolino9654 2 жыл бұрын

I really love when they talk about movies and shows.

@Bridgetcbarry 2 жыл бұрын

“What’re you doing out here, you’re the star of the show! We have a whole private dressing room with AC and a big couch” “I was led to a Buffalo Wild Wings kitchen”

@whitneywurdinger6322 2 жыл бұрын

Whoever edited this and placed the ads RIGHT when Katya was about to dance did awesome. Perfect 😂

@hiyahandsome 2 жыл бұрын

I love you both so much, you have made the last year and a half bearable. Thanks for being fab-u-lash always.

@mar4656 2 жыл бұрын

At this point Trixie and Katya r my only motivation in life

@llm4187 2 жыл бұрын

😢

@ourwitchcultgrows 2 жыл бұрын

KATYA!! if you happen to read this (you won't), please watch the movie Christine from 2016! Another perfect performance from Rebecca Hall, really amazing movie and based on a true story. Grim stuff.

@IsisEarthMother 2 жыл бұрын

somehow the algorithm is rotted.....yessssss it's the algorithm........not your stories about peeing in odd places or the stableness of bowel movements..........................yessssssssss the algorithm

@gabsmazzon692 2 жыл бұрын

we need a episode with Orville pleaseeeee

@EESpoilers 2 жыл бұрын

K: "Hard or soft?" T: "Hota sauce" had me creasing

@paperclip27828 2 жыл бұрын

3:06 High Point Decaffeinated reference! Reaching all the way back to the fantastic Whimsically Volatile podcast

@talwinderkaur476 7 күн бұрын

I'll never get over how serious faced Katya said "poopy book?" At the beginning

@Dream312Girl 2 жыл бұрын

The….”I’m soaked and bathed in the blood of the lord”….really sent me to another dimension😩😂

@KipRogers357 2 жыл бұрын

“I want my dancers blowing clouds.” 🤣🤣🤣 bitch, I howled!!! Katya’s reaction and the look that they both gave each other!!! Priceless!

@frankroelke3125 2 жыл бұрын

THE RETURN OF SAME PARTS

@amineguessous8294 2 жыл бұрын

Trixie asking katya: you don't like cheese? As if it wasn't brought up several times in unhh :p They really don't listen to each other 😂

@taraorefice1568 2 жыл бұрын

One of my all-time favorite movies is The Awakening with Rebecca Hall. she is such an incredible actress!!

@ratboy10000 2 жыл бұрын

this podcast (and sibling rivalry) is the only reason I log on to youtube at all

@fell4316 2 жыл бұрын

i’ll never get tired of seeing these two talk can they never have another guest on again pls

@clairesarafin3762 2 жыл бұрын

I was hoping Trixie was just going to do the rest of the show with her "water bottle phone" next to her face 🤣

@AllThingsHouseplants Жыл бұрын

The babbel ad read has me cryingggg “when I visited Egypt in 1998 my friends I peed on the pyramids, and I didn’t know how to say I’m sorry.. thankfully there babbel” 😂 ☠️

@gwenzelle65 9 ай бұрын

i love the love for rebecca hall in this one, she's one of my faaaavorite.

@mikeomgwtf 2 жыл бұрын

I'm also in a Housewives binge year. I started with Atlanta and then went - BH, Potomac, NY, Salt lake city s01, NJ, and now about to start Salt Lake s02 while waiting desperately for BH's finale. It's a great background show, I play it all day during work and dip in and out as the drama ebbs and flows