Batman and Joker being lovers - Love Story (a batjokes compilation)
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2 жыл бұрынDarling, I don't have to answer to you, I'm Batman.
- Batman
I've been gone for a while because I was very busy - my Czech bros probably know why 😀 I made it btw. And I still am busy in a way, but I couldn't help myself, I had to make a new video for you guys and all your support ❤
Thus this video is long af, again... Idk, I wanted it to be special, I smashed as many scenes together as possible. And it's no secret that I already ran out of batjokes material at this point, sooooo I edited it into a connherient story!.... Kinda. It's still very dumb XD But I guess that's expected when you click on a video titled "batjokes compilation" lol
❤ Speaking of which, more silly compilations, just for you! ❤
Lovers: • Batman and Joker being...
Lego lovers: • Lego Joker being a cin...
Arkham lovers: • Batman and Joker being...
Ex lovers: • Batman and Joker being...
Not really lovers: • Batman and Joker being...
Wow, I already made so many of these.... 😀 I myself didn't know there's so much batjokes material in mainstream media.
Next in the line is Telltale batjokes (as you guys requested 😋), then comic book batjokes and then... I don't know. Abyss. I was thinking about doing a special that would be all about reading and reaction to your comments too 😂 Because a lot of you say nothing but gold 🤣
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Sources:
Music: Evil Morty Theme
My nemesis: • Phineas and Ferb - My...
Missing my nemesis: • Video (I HATE how this song doesn't quite fit in English :( In my language, this song pulled no punches)
Clips: Batman TAS (found a source :D terrible quality, but still. And that's why this video is bloated with TAS), Batman BATB, The Batman, Telltale Batman Season 2, The new adventures of Batman and Robin, Batman under the Red Hood, Harley Quinn show, The killing joke, Batman Doomsday, Injustice 1, Injustice 2, DC vs Mortal Kombat, LEGO Batman movie
Specialities:
Epic kiss: • Epic Joker and Batman ...
Welp, guess I'll die: • Lego Batman- Lame Vill... (seriously, you MUST check this channel out! It's basically like the LEGO Batman movie, except 18+)
@pikachuneoncat6480 2 жыл бұрын
Love how Batman's fear is literally just disappointing his father.
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
Isn't that everyone's fear when it comes down to it
@pikachuneoncat6480 2 жыл бұрын
@@zalybrainlessgenius503 Exactly.
@cunnyman Жыл бұрын
Asian Batman
@isaaccraig8711 11 ай бұрын
Don't forget The Joker in a thong
@pikachuneoncat6480 11 ай бұрын
@@isaaccraig8711 Oh, how could I?
@kyraisdead7876 2 жыл бұрын
Can we just appreciate how they don't add random out of place sound effects and their jokes are actually funny-
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
Haha, I myself don't really like over-edited videos :D I mean, when it comes to musical edits etc I LOVE overedition, but when it comes to an actual informative presentation, it's kinda annoying. Tho it's funny that you find my jokes to be... funny :D Because I feel that this is probably the least funny episode so far
@shadow_shine3578 2 жыл бұрын
@@zalybrainlessgenius503 trust me we agree. Having to have a finger on the volume button and still get ears blasted is what usually keeps me from watching these things in first place.
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
@@shadow_shine3578 Awh, then I'm sad to say that I'm guilty of some earrapes too 😅 They never were intentional tho, it's just that I'm a dumbass and don't proofcheck the volume in my videos lol
@fruitymothman3255 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly, the Telltale game is the one reason I've been sent down the BatJokes spiral because John had the audacity to be a cute dork with Bruce-
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
Telltale convinced a lot of people :D It brough this ship to the mainstream, for better or for worse
@peipeigacha 2 жыл бұрын
same oml
@suckondeeznutskaeya 2 жыл бұрын
Bruh same, and the Lego Batman movie too
@despaiirx5487 Жыл бұрын
That was the reason I got sent here. I DIDNT MEAN TO HURT YOUR FEELINGS JOHN 😭😭😭
@Metal-Mage Жыл бұрын
Yeah that's basically the only version of Batjokes like
@wolfywlf3983 2 жыл бұрын
“You’ve always been my ace Batman “ “The ace in the whole” *clarinet solo*
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
Now I never want to hear the phrase "Ace in a hole" again XD
@anothercarttogo1819 2 жыл бұрын
John: *"Ooh! I've got an idea. Let's play pretend."* Bruce: *"Uh-- What?"* John: *"You be Harley"* Bruce: 12:56 **bisexual panic kicks in** ydroyfxorSYivh
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
I purposely didn't add any text into that scene because EVERYTHING you could think up would fit there XD "I thought we're gonna leave this to bed." "Harley? What does Harley say? Don't you wanna boom boom on my bouncy bongos mr Jay? Shit." "But I don't want to pretend to be Harley! I wanna be me! :("
@anothercarttogo1819 2 жыл бұрын
@@zalybrainlessgenius503 srugughsgj XD so true tho
@Mr.M0nke_1 2 жыл бұрын
@@zalybrainlessgenius503 AHAHAHAHA I LOVE U DUDE PLS
@SaffronFire 2 жыл бұрын
I am of the opinion wether con sourly or not John only wanted to do that so he could flirt with Bruce without him really knowing (he did though. He knew).
@loganebberts5841 2 жыл бұрын
THAT PART JUST PLAYED AS I READ THAT XD
@shimerrill967 2 жыл бұрын
They really do have a “Special” kind of relationship
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
They're both "special" XD
@shimerrill967 2 жыл бұрын
@@zalybrainlessgenius503 Haha 😂 yes
@jokester702 2 жыл бұрын
Ah Yes "Special"
@natcat9847 2 жыл бұрын
You: and then they went on holiday *Plays Killing Joke* Me, already on the verge of a breakdown:
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
Batman and Joker went officially on holidays in Batman Europa :)
@natcat9847 2 жыл бұрын
@@zalybrainlessgenius503 LMAO TRUE my fav Batman comic ngl DX always love seeing your stuff and seeing all of the media I’ve consumed in one place :p
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
@@natcat9847 It's one of my faves too, because of the beautiful art. And haha, yeesss, I share your batjokes excitement 😀
@bonksunk5240 2 жыл бұрын
@@zalybrainlessgenius503 😭😭
@Rose-yx6jq 2 жыл бұрын
Alfred's drew you a bath joke was funny.
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
Ikr! That delivery was amazing!
@_Tahiti_ 2 жыл бұрын
"The clowns crazy but he's onto something" People describing me
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
People describe me as just "The clown"
@_Tahiti_ 2 жыл бұрын
@@zalybrainlessgenius503 Lmao 🤣
@iluhvpiink 2 жыл бұрын
LMFAOO NOT JOKER LITERALLY PUSHING HARLEY OUT OF A WINDOW 😭
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
Disregard female jesters
@franklinmjr1642 2 жыл бұрын
She is irrelevant.
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
@@franklinmjr1642 XD That's the best way anyone has ever described Harley
@pastelguts6182 2 жыл бұрын
I need a comp of Joker and Catwoman being catty towards each other. Seriously every scene/moment I have ever seen with the two of them they _haaattteeeee_ each other lmao
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
I'd LOVE to do that! :D But from my experiences, people hate "Catwoman" and "Joker" in one sentence, so not sure how such video would do XD Like when I tell people I ship batjokes, everybody's like 'cool'. When I tell people I ship catjokes, everybody's like OMGWHXBSDOIDYSYOUDOWHAT
@missplebbharuko 2 жыл бұрын
@@zalybrainlessgenius503 Sad but true
@RedeemerofDark 2 жыл бұрын
@@zalybrainlessgenius503 Sounds like how people handle Charisk and Chans.
@guntherhasregrets1954 Жыл бұрын
@@RedeemerofDark I'm in a bit of a shock after reading that. People go for Chans? Really?
@RedeemerofDark Жыл бұрын
@@guntherhasregrets1954 Obviously it's not as popular as Soriel but yeah.
@laurelsilberman5705 2 жыл бұрын
I like that you pointed out how the scene in Telltale where John and Bruce are getting coffee together, the whole “you’re my light outside of Arkham” spiel is totally John telling Bruce how he really feels about him, and the whole “let’s role play me and Harley” comes across as a thinly veiled pretext for his confession, hehehehe.
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely, John is more self aware than he lets out in the Telltale series. His character is quite an enigma :D
@SpeedyCheetahCub 2 ай бұрын
The thing about Telltale Joker is that he is actually super smart, he just is socially awkward. He struggles with how to proceed when it comes to relationships, he isn't great at reading a room, and he has trouble with not using violence. But all of that doesn't mean he's stupid or blind. Personally, I think he suspected that Bruce was Batman all the way back in season 1 but he wasn't certain until season 2 when he saw Bruce leave when the Batsignal appeared. He never brought it up because he didn't want to lose his relationship with Bruce, and he probably realized that Batman wouldn't be a fan of his new friends, so he figured that Bruce could still be a part of his life in his civilian identity.
@squidwardwithblondehair7219 2 жыл бұрын
12:40 joker and his big ass Frappuccino and bruce and his little espresso cup is the cutest thing ever. We love lunch dates during work hours
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
That's what I was saying! Bruce and his tiny cup XD
@thewintermole 2 жыл бұрын
Your videos are turning me into a massive Batjokes shipper, I never realized how complicated their relationship is, and ships like that are some of my favourite to explore and think about. So really thank you for these.
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
If you think this is complicated, you've never read the comics! :D
@thewintermole 2 жыл бұрын
@@zalybrainlessgenius503 from the time it took me to write this reply, I have read a few of the comics and oh my fucking god. I’m also playing all of TellTale Batman I’m down deep 😰
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
@@thewintermole Telltale is vanilla shit, batjokes for normies 🤣 Give the Arkham series a play!
@thewintermole 2 жыл бұрын
@@zalybrainlessgenius503 I know a friend who has Arkam city, as soon as I'm done with TellTale I'm fucking stealing it from him
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
@@thewintermole That's the spirit 😂👍
@layneisinpayne2473 2 жыл бұрын
Bruce is kinda a himbo if you think about it
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
I had to google the term XD You think Bruce isn't smart? I mean... I guess that's how he plays the persona of Bruce Wayne :D
@layneisinpayne2473 2 жыл бұрын
@@zalybrainlessgenius503 well I dunno sometimes he can be a bit of a himbo for the title of "world's greatest detective" :3
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
@@layneisinpayne2473 I think that's just bad writing XD
@wassup1564 Жыл бұрын
9:29 "thats for messing with MY batman!" LOVE
@zalybrainlessgenius503 Жыл бұрын
Go find your own hero
@batjokescosplay Жыл бұрын
Hey, I'm shooting a Batjokes cosplay. Please look, I'm trying very hard❤😌
@MariannaXrss 2 жыл бұрын
Kaiser basically said that Joker was a little fruity
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
He didn't say little fruity, he said he's an entire fruitcake XD
@thomastrain7372 2 жыл бұрын
19:22 How did a punch that weak send him flying
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
Idk, but it's hilarious :D
@galaxywolf8444 2 жыл бұрын
Welcome to telltale
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
@@galaxywolf8444 Land of broken necks
@cecethequietlizard8706 2 жыл бұрын
In Mortal Kombat vs. DC Universe (the game that scene took place in) all the characters power fluctuates from a powerful Rage that is caused by the merging of the Mortal Kombat Earth and the DC Universe Earth, and it increases strength and other powers in some people, and weakens others. Recently, Joker fought Sonya Blade, and after defeating her, his Rage kicked in, allowing him to push Deathstroke aside so he could fight Kano himself. Once they made it back to Earth from the Green Lantern Space Station (what I’m calling it because I don’t know the actual name) Joker beats up Deathstroke because of the Rage, and decides to go kill Batman, feeling almost unstoppable. When Batman encounters him, Joker was strengthened enough from the Rage to send him flying with a little punch, and he won the fight, only to do a victory dance and get tased by Batman.
@wellihavenothingbettertodo9696 2 жыл бұрын
@@cecethequietlizard8706 That sounds like a fanfiction
@jacoballmon9963 2 жыл бұрын
11:24 Au/comic idea Batman and joker eventually grow old together and they end up on they’re last outing together as Batman and joker simply sitting at a secluded area and spend time with each other laughing at what they did when they were young
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
In the silver age there was an official DC comic book where old Batman visits Joker who's just this harmless old man and is very happy about Batman staying over :D Saying that, as a villain, he lives a lonely life, so he's happy that someone remembered him
@wodekw6862 2 жыл бұрын
I mean, once batman retires joker would just "retire" too. Joker literally went sane thinking that Batman is dead
@raindeer9787 Жыл бұрын
@@zalybrainlessgenius503 I want to read that so bad just the sound of it makes me want to sob 😭
@zalybrainlessgenius503 Жыл бұрын
@@wodekw6862 Once Batman retires, Joker dies. Literally. Joker is Batman's reflection. And when he has nothing to reflect from, he becomes non-existent
@zalybrainlessgenius503 Жыл бұрын
@@raindeer9787 Turns out I was wrong about some things :D But I found the comic!... Well, my friend did, lol. I'll give you a link readcomiconline.li/Comic/Batman-1940/Issue-145?id=17759#26
@lenor6383 2 жыл бұрын
you can't even understand how much i love your batjokes compilations. THEY MAKE MY DAY AND I'M LAUGHING EVERY TIME!! please never stop 🥺🥺🥺
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
Glad you find them humorous, sometimes I get insecure about my weird sense of humor XD Glad you like my videos!
@rei6308 2 жыл бұрын
"I hate it when you make sense" lmao 😭 I love your Batjokes content omg I'm feeling unwell today but now this just lighten up my mood
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
> Me during every argument ever Awh! Why do you feel unwell? 💔 I don't really feel good myself, so I think I'll understand your pain lol
@areyoucereals 2 жыл бұрын
Hey, I mean, I'm a massive Harley fan. But "I've never seen such garbage" is my exact reaction to the BatQuinn scenes 😂 (I love this video though XD)
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
:DDD Nice to see a non-butthurt Harley fan. In all seriousness, I'm quite sad that scene isn't a meme yet. "I took 8 showers and I still feel soiled. I've never seen so much garbage."
@areyoucereals 2 жыл бұрын
@@zalybrainlessgenius503 Hahahah XD I’m not gonna lie, the Harley clips hurt a little because they hit hard for me in terms of abuse/abandonment (and not because of you or anything), but I’m mutual on the BatQuinn hate haha, I’m team Harlivy anyway 😌 But YES! That scene is pure gold, I’m officially going to turn it into a meme format (or at least use it in my conversations XD)
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
@@areyoucereals Dw, I know what you're talking about, I've had my fair share of Jokers too XD It's a shame that Quinnjokes has such a power imbalance (relationships like that never work out, not even in real life), they could have been a cute duo. I'm gonna use it too XD It's too perfect!
@RT-zn9bj 9 ай бұрын
Ikr like why did Batman make out with Margot Robbie 😭😭 I was like YUUCKK that’s his little sister
@revel6342 2 жыл бұрын
When I read batjokes for the first time, I legit thought it meant batman jokes. Not an actual ship but this is much better. I can't stop laughing 😂
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
It's a weird name for the ship, I admit XD At first I thought it's silly too
@revel6342 2 жыл бұрын
@@zalybrainlessgenius503 It is but the ship itself is so good. I'm starting to consider myself a batjokes shipper 😌
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
@@revel6342 The cult must spread XD
@Gunslinger.Maniacs 2 жыл бұрын
8:51 :: Batman: No, you don't understand! Jason: What? Batman: I love him.
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
Nightwing would understand, it's Jason Todd who doesn't 😂
@Gunslinger.Maniacs 2 жыл бұрын
@@zalybrainlessgenius503 I can never tell between all the characters skksk sorry
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
@@Gunslinger.Maniacs tell me about it 😂😂 all the Robins look the same
@Gunslinger.Maniacs 2 жыл бұрын
@@zalybrainlessgenius503 That's one of my biggest issues with Joker depictions, too, they often just look like copies of each other. That's why 2004 Joker is my favorite, him and Telltale at least.
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
@@Gunslinger.Maniacs Well, you can't reach far from canon, that's a risk :D And I'm glad Batman 2004 took it, like, holy damn, that design is so sick
@deekjokes1923 2 жыл бұрын
BRO Telltale John jealously poking his head into frame several times is my spirit animal too
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
I fucking died when I saw a preview of the episode two before it came out and John was just in the corner like "Uh, yah, um, I'm here, I guess..."
@deekjokes1923 2 жыл бұрын
@@zalybrainlessgenius503 hahaha yeah same omg- he’s just ……. 👋😥 hello?
@redactedimage 2 жыл бұрын
I managed to get my best friend as obsessed with Batjokes as I am. To this day it is my best achievement in life.
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
XD The cult must spread
@channelisdead9209 2 жыл бұрын
Zaly: the best Lego game of all time Me: actually ... Zaly: shut up
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
😔 Zaly never says "shut up" 🥺
@endless3706 2 жыл бұрын
@@zalybrainlessgenius503 Zaly said shut up while replying👀
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
@@endless3706 ...You won this round
@tinybubble330 2 жыл бұрын
Better love story than twilight😩😩
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
Meme as long as time :D
@Iluvoldmen 4 ай бұрын
Same🥰🥰🥰
@raindeer9787 Жыл бұрын
It's frustrating how some people see their relationship, I think it's enemies to lovers (but still enemies), but some people think that the only way enemies to lovers work is if the villain goes good, so they say that they only love eachother in a codependent way, not like they actually love-love eachother, which is so annoying to me. They can love eachother and still fight goddammit!
@zalybrainlessgenius503 Жыл бұрын
Young and unexperienced people think love is only good and all positive feelings, they don't understand that you can love and hate someone at the same time yet 😃 That's what batjokes is here for, to open their eyes 😂
@raindeer9787 Жыл бұрын
@@zalybrainlessgenius503 YES. People who look at batjokes and say "yeah it's just a codependency love" give me historian vibes 💀
@zalybrainlessgenius503 Жыл бұрын
@@raindeer9787 😂 I guess some people like to dream on that Joker will reform one day. Even tho the only reason they're together is because they're enemies. But I guess it's a nice romantic idea 😂
@raindeer9787 Жыл бұрын
@@zalybrainlessgenius503 I love the thought of Batman going after Joker and him saying "It's to late for me, I've done too much to go back. I'm broken." And Batman saying "It's okay, I'm broken too." And them just sitting with eachother with an understanding. Ik it's cheesy, but it just imagine ;-;
@zalybrainlessgenius503 Жыл бұрын
@@raindeer9787 Hmm, have you ever read The Killing Joke? :P
@owlsofthenight_yt2000 2 жыл бұрын
I can be honest. They way they act around each other. I can respect the ship
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
They're absolute sweethearts towards one another. Till they decide to beat the shit out of each other
@LouisSmith1776 2 жыл бұрын
You know I love how John went from the beautiful poem how about you are my light, and then 15 seconds later: your face has all of the face like qualities.
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
:DDDD John probably stole that poem from the internet
@LouisSmith1776 2 жыл бұрын
@@zalybrainlessgenius503 he went on Pinterest and learned the first thing he saw.
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
@@LouisSmith1776 That sounds like something he would do 🤣 Poor John, doesn't know how real life works
@LouisSmith1776 2 жыл бұрын
@@zalybrainlessgenius503 It’s actually sad how the game made him. He was just trying to find some love like a nice but silly man he is, and both Harley and Bruce used him.
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
@@LouisSmith1776 That's the irony of it 😃 especially because it's "Joker" we are talking about - a character that always uses everyone around him. The game made him straight up pathetic
@okk2006 2 жыл бұрын
These compilations of bat jokes make me laugh so much and I love them
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
Happy that they make you laugh! ❤️
@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259 2 жыл бұрын
The problem is there's a choice in the Telltale game to essentially tell John Doe you have a crush on him as Bruce then John rejects you because he's not gay. John Doe is the Joker. So having that line in the game was unneccessary.
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
John has been officially stated to be bi by the Telltale staff. Don't look at me that way, I personally don't like it either XD
@normalhuman9878 2 жыл бұрын
We were on the verge of greatness WE WERE THIS CLOSE
@Alisibeth_Talia212 2 жыл бұрын
Maaaan, I've been shipping them since I was a kid and I didn't even know the reason until I looked back at everything; then I went: _"OOP- THERE IT IS-"_
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
I've been shipping them since I was 10 too :D We are both absolute degenerates
@Alisibeth_Talia212 2 жыл бұрын
@@zalybrainlessgenius503 Yesssss we shall be filthy degenerates together.
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
@@Alisibeth_Talia212 🤣🤣 At least we are in it together
@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259 2 жыл бұрын
Damn this really made me feel the abuse of Harley more than ever
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
:DDD Happens when you fall for the wrong guy
@emilygratz9203 10 ай бұрын
5:56 love how he just scolded Harley over capturing batman. Basically going: look, ONLY IM ALLOWED TO DO THAT. NOT YOU! Then shoved her off the building.
@kodi2329 Жыл бұрын
I like the jokers where he doesn't actually kill anyone.
@zalybrainlessgenius503 Жыл бұрын
That sounds wrong :D
@kodi2329 Жыл бұрын
@@zalybrainlessgenius503 I know. ^&^
@queerratoverlord487 2 жыл бұрын
Batjokes content like this feeds my soul, thank you :).
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
Batjokes repairs any wounds, that's what I always say sometimes
@Cyutie-pie 2 жыл бұрын
16:56 Yo low key- no, high key, you're 101% correct. And I bet money joker woulda done the giggle and everything
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
He would defo giggle it away
@katieezell6609 2 жыл бұрын
Ight, lemme just say. I love this fandom, and honestly, it makes a lot of sense. Joker and Batman’s relationship is interesting, and makes me kinda wonder if it’ll ever be portrayed in a movie/game a little more. Probably not, but a gal can dream. Also, I literally can’t take some of those Harley’s seriously when they have Tara Strong’s voice (aka, Twilight Sparkle) 😂
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
Tara Strong pretty much voiced about one third of all female cartoon characters XD But I'm glad you show appreciation for the ship! Many people in the community share your wonderings :D
@iiilusion 10 ай бұрын
Well, just in case you haven’t heard about it, we have the delicious new media that is joker and Batman, deadly duo, which is jampacked full of Batman and joker😌😌😌😌😌
@steampunkemo9211 Жыл бұрын
basically, batman is just y/n and all the suitors in this harem crime syndicate that keep trying to get under his cape are crazy, evil, or both its like a wattled fan fiction and im here for it XD
@headlessego 2 жыл бұрын
1:13 I'm dying laughing, you have such a great sense of humor when editing these
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
Ah, I'd argue it's just the perfectly cut moment that makes the scene, which is a cheap editing tactic XD But thank you! Glad it made you laugh
@kellycollister9429 2 жыл бұрын
i love when the joker makes little tunes 1:41
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
Yea haha, he's a joyful fellow
@Jesus_Christ_is_king100 Жыл бұрын
Hehe
@Acorn905 3 ай бұрын
I tought that was edited but i think thats actually him singing lol
@theo_is_hiddled8880 2 жыл бұрын
7:02 I agree with u, but like batman and joker are a cannon ship, so that just makes it 100000x better
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
This whole video is better when you realize that XD
@areyoucereals 2 жыл бұрын
13:40 I SWEAR I remember hearing that Joker said he used to have a pet guinea pig that his father killed or something in more than one Harley backstory. It was believed to be all gobbledygook to manipulate Harley, but what if it was actually real?
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
I don't remember that :D I know Joker's right hand henchman had a pet toad that he threw off a rooftop as a kid, but that's about it. Interesting, interesting, Joker owning guinea pigs at any stage of his life is an unexpected wholesomness :D If he treated them right that is
@kiraanamashionds7020 2 жыл бұрын
My girlfriend is actually down in these comments and I can’t believe how amazing that was to see. Thanks for giving us something to bond over! ❤️ Also you’re amazing, thank you for the videos!
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
Haha, I guess I'm your own personal Cupid then :D
@kiraanamashionds7020 2 жыл бұрын
Haha consider it so, my guy!
@IAteUrKids34 2 жыл бұрын
2:07 Adding that shit to the list of the cutest fucking things Joker has ever done.
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
Suprisingly, there are cute things Joker has done 😂
@ST4R_V3IL 2 жыл бұрын
Me: *accidentally skips to **0:40** with out any context other than knowing that this is a Batjokes video* Also me not seeing the text right away: *”OH GET INTO IT IG”*
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
Well, at least you haven't skipped to 2:02
@lostanimationz7783 2 жыл бұрын
10:07 reminds me of the Office line “I fell in the pool of acid, eyes first”.” XD
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
😀😀😀 My new most favorite quote
@delicious_delusions9973 Жыл бұрын
0:35 half of the comics are literally joker lowkey and sometimes not even bothering to hide it simping after batman. Dude literally has a batman shrine and collects all the batarangs that gets thrown at him.
@TheGlitchingFox Жыл бұрын
That is 100% sumo behaviour
@zoeg1013 2 жыл бұрын
6:36 WHAT THE DOG DOIN'
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
Ikr, dude sprung out like a fucking rocket launcher
@PANDORA-vp1zs 2 жыл бұрын
10:53 this is by far my favorite joker design
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
He's absolutely amazing, especially in the earlier episodes
@uwu._.nights 2 жыл бұрын
12:23 he blush uWu
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
owo
@cookiesgangmaxou2270 2 жыл бұрын
it's true that bruce and joker lovers
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
Rumors :P
@Jesus_Christ_is_king100 Жыл бұрын
4:12 Batman:"break,choke,throughtal" Joker:"ooh~ my kind of fun" Me:what do you mean by that😏
@InsanityVirus Жыл бұрын
8:22 I fucking WHEEZED
@zalybrainlessgenius503 Жыл бұрын
Ah yes, Jason Todd slander
@LovelySunnshine 2 жыл бұрын
✨ FINALLY OML ✨
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
Final stage of apocalypse: Zaly uploads a batjokes video
@LovelySunnshine 2 жыл бұрын
@@zalybrainlessgenius503 *y e s*
@buttclown 2 жыл бұрын
I've not seen these series, but somehow expected the drawing of baths joke
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
Nah, I've realized that just shamelessly showing my fanart is pretty cringe XD
@buttclown 2 жыл бұрын
@@zalybrainlessgenius503 I was kinda thinking, ain't it funny to take it literally and then the drawing came
@Who_was_I 8 ай бұрын
You’re literally the only reason, i have become a massive batjokes shipper
@fluffy5302 Жыл бұрын
The fact not even batman tried to jump and save her😭 10:01
@1.618_Murphy Жыл бұрын
The amount of edits & carefully sequencing all the memes together - he must have sacrificed hours of sweet sleep just to make us laugh! Gosh, he deserves more subscribers!
@zalybrainlessgenius503 Жыл бұрын
I've sacrificed sleep, school, sanity, and my soul XD Nah, I enjoy making videos! It's a pass time activity for me, like a hobby almost
@1.618_Murphy Жыл бұрын
@@zalybrainlessgenius503 Worth it! 🦇🤡
@zalybrainlessgenius503 Жыл бұрын
@@1.618_Murphy Thank you! 😂
@dabitodoroki877 2 жыл бұрын
Ladies and gentlemen. We are proud to say, that the legend is back. And she is back with another of her famous batjokes videos. Yay 😁
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
Awwwwwwhyeah! The legend's back - but wait, I'm a she-legend :D Come to think of it, I'm not a legend at all. I guess I'm a just a she :D
@dabitodoroki877 2 жыл бұрын
@@zalybrainlessgenius503 oh, my bad. Thought you were a he 🤣😅 sorry!
@dabitodoroki877 2 жыл бұрын
@@zalybrainlessgenius503 but you are still a legend
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
@@dabitodoroki877 "Well, you have to admit, she's rather mannish" - Austin Powers
@dabitodoroki877 2 жыл бұрын
@@zalybrainlessgenius503 Describes me and you I guess! 😂😅
@essenceweebkittyx3 2 жыл бұрын
YESSS ANOTHER AMAZING BATJOKES COMPILATION AAHHNFUIE😭💕CONGRATS ON 2k BTW! You deserve it!💖🎉 That entire Batman and Joker on a date dynamic part was pure gold even though their dates never really end well, Pfft. AND THIS, 9:42 WITH 14:52 AHH, THE HQ SERIES REALLY MAKES IT CLEAR THAT JOKER LOVES BATMAN, IT'S JUST PURE FACTS... You do a great job at presenting different media lore in one sitting, It's so good!!💚💖Also, Joker getting jealous hurts my soul. LMAO ps... 4:14 Joker thong makes another appearence i see💀
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
Haha, thank you! :D True, I still remember that some years back I discussed a plotline where Joker (in disguise) sits uninvited next to Bruce at a restaurant and how it would go - what would they talk about, how would Bruce realize that it's Joker, would he play along, etc, it was really interesting :D I mean, EVEN IF they went on an actual date, WHAT the hell would they talk about? XD PURE FAX. I don't watch the show, I don't really care for it, but this it did right. FAX I always try to mix it up as much as possible, so it won't get too repetetive and boring :D A batjokes salad if you will Joker's thong is a running joke at this point-
@essenceweebkittyx3 2 жыл бұрын
@@zalybrainlessgenius503 Aa- KZfaq didn't post my reply to this last month so i'm retyping it, sorry it's delayed! :,) Of course!! :3c Omg-that plotline you thought of reminds me of a chapter from 'Batman: The Dark Prince Charming (Chapter 2!)' and although Bruce is grumpy in it, along with the 'date' not ending well, it's still pretty entertaining, XD I feel if they were actually on a date they would talk about their dynamic together, kinda like how they subtly did in the TellTale game at the table, That or talk about spicy stuff for later..pounding to a pulp if you will..👀PFFT- YEAH AGREED, we both don't watch the show but we appreciate it for the pure facts that it dropped.😌🤚 You do such an amazing job at mixing different media together in a way that's never boring or repetitive, Keep it up!! You put together a damn good batjokes salad, absolutely delicious.💖💖💖 It really is! XD love it.
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
@@essenceweebkittyx3 Ah yes, classic KZfaq XD Hate when that happens, especially after I write an essay into a comment. Oh, true! I haven't even thought of that! :D That part of the comic was very... weird XD But that's what makes it great, it's an amazing meme material. God, how I love The Dark Prince Charming XD Haha, yess, they would talk about the psychological boat they're currently sailing on, but once they're done with that,... what then? XD B: "Nice weather we're having." J: "Yeah." B: "Yeah." J: "...." B: "...." J: "So, how are the kids?" B: "YOU MOTHERF-" The good old pound talk huh? XD You think they'd openly discuss it in the public? XD Oh well, it's Batman and Joker, I shouldn't be surprised The show has potential and dry satirial immature humor, I don't know why I don't watch it :D I guess because I'm too old and too busy for keeping up with serials. People say I'm a good cook XD Nah, but seriously, I just edit it the way I'd like it as a viewer. Ever since I've read Waiting for Godot I realized that repetionion is unbearable XD Especially because my videos are 20+ mins long, god, I need to plan my videos better, who tf has the time to watch a half hour of batjokes XD
@squidwardwithblondehair7219 2 жыл бұрын
1:10 the voice over for bruce made me snort coffee out of my nose😭 was not prepared🤣
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
:DDDDD That's kinda my thing.
@squidwardwithblondehair7219 2 жыл бұрын
@@zalybrainlessgenius503 keep doing it🤣
@LegoJokerFanxD 2 жыл бұрын
Me trying to think of an idea how to escape mom after i got certificate from school but my friends start randomly calling me : 5:34
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
I feel you, I always hated the attention certificates and other "prizes" brought me XD Like, leave me alone, it's just a piece of paper
@mikegratz4503 2 жыл бұрын
18:43 honestly I agree with you, harley is toxic as shit, *i bet the only reason she stuck around is cause she's a "female joker."* (This is mikes daughter btw lol)
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
Yes, the female Joker, the "Black Panther for white women" - I'm not making this shit up 😂
@mikegratz4503 2 жыл бұрын
@@zalybrainlessgenius503 dang lol.
@Montesama314 2 жыл бұрын
Batman flirts with the clown couple a lot.
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
Kinky bish
@Beezbuggz_Offical Жыл бұрын
All of your Batjokes compilations are 60% Batjokes and 40% you talking about drugs 😂
@zalybrainlessgenius503 Жыл бұрын
:DDDD I guess drugs go hand in hand with batjokes
@shadow_shine3578 2 жыл бұрын
One thing I like about these videos is the batjokes isn't shipped like sexually. It's complicated bonds. And like super confusing but there's no simple hey look these two are sexual. None of that weirdness. I like the complicated more.
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
FINALLY. Someone who understands!
@shadow_shine3578 2 жыл бұрын
@@zalybrainlessgenius503 definitely!
@shadow_shine3578 2 жыл бұрын
@@zalybrainlessgenius503 hey your videos convinced me to buy the telltale games I LOVE THEM SO MUVH!! I'm only on episode 3 of season two so no spoilers but aaaa I love it!
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
@@shadow_shine3578 Haha, amazing! Have you played the first season too?
@shadow_shine3578 2 жыл бұрын
@@zalybrainlessgenius503 yup! It was so much fun. I had amazing time.
@MachaSavageBunny Жыл бұрын
15:31me: trying to comfort her in my thoughts 'Harleyyyyyy you can't compare their case to yours, it's different kind of loveeee' but oh my still I kind of enjoy the way she describes it The feeling she had for that joker man is innocent and pure. But.... Bat and Joker anyway... 😏
@zalybrainlessgenius503 Жыл бұрын
Yea, poor lil naive Harley, she thought her man can resist the bat D
@PaperHatLad 3 ай бұрын
its weird how joker is either the most villanious creature in existence with the most foul plans ever, or a kinda goofy dude who does horrid crimes but in a kinda goofy, whimsical way
@tiptoe-420 Жыл бұрын
2:16 he’s so tiny 😭
@zalybrainlessgenius503 Жыл бұрын
That episode had a really bad animation haha
@tiptoe-420 Жыл бұрын
He’s probably taller but he looks so cute😭
@RealWatch1 Жыл бұрын
19:10 OH Shit, she got him
@zalybrainlessgenius503 Жыл бұрын
Selina generally has the best roasts when it comes to Joker. And vice versa
@jessejunkyard 2 жыл бұрын
THE ENDING IS GOLD
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
Welp, guess I'll die-
@jessejunkyard 2 жыл бұрын
@@zalybrainlessgenius503 NONONO ITS JUST A GREAT WAY TO END THE VIDEO OFF WITH A BANG
@StudMacher96 4 сағат бұрын
1:10 Damn this part with the EDP meme had me crying 😂😂😂
@thatone42069 2 жыл бұрын
The Bruce and John, J and B, B J, got me. That they could put in there without us realising xDD
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
They are good at innuendos XD
@restlessdave6755 2 жыл бұрын
18:38 " nao- nononono > : ( "
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
Nounounounou NO !!
@user-bh9cv1dd2w 2 жыл бұрын
15:42 joker didn't love Batman either, he's incapable, he's just addicted to him, his dopamine gets addicted to the chaos friendenemyship jokebats have
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
Joker canonically loves Batman :D What you're right about is that he isn't in love with him, there's a difference
@user-bh9cv1dd2w 2 жыл бұрын
@@zalybrainlessgenius503 🤷yeah he isn't in love, but they do flirt alot🤦
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
@@user-bh9cv1dd2w Yea haha, they have the vibes of two edgy highschoolers calling each other gay XD
@user-bh9cv1dd2w 2 жыл бұрын
@@zalybrainlessgenius503 no fr😭💀 they r the one fruity friends that say they hate eachother but act all gay moments later😭😭🌈
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
@@user-bh9cv1dd2w Yesyes, the two guys that call each other "tight ass" because they're comfortable with their sexualities 😂
@givemeapizza8976 2 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for another masterpiece ☆ thank you bestay, never stop ✋🏽😩
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
Awwwh! ♥ I thank you as well!
@louie7396 2 жыл бұрын
THE INTRO IS TOO ACCURATE
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
I know, a lot of people told me that in the comments XD I tried my best to reconstruct it
@theothedestroye6565 Жыл бұрын
17:21 actually joker gave the flower to her so she would come running back to his toxic relation ship
@kaijulover845 2 жыл бұрын
0:43 Fear-Crack
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
I mean, that's just a regular bad trip :D Scarecrow remade his junk so it negatively affects your mind and gives you nothing bud bad trips
@sorrymomimfloppy7117 2 жыл бұрын
Dude, Batman Arkham City, is the best example of his love for him
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
The Arkham games handled their relationship wonderfully
@claravitoria6371 Жыл бұрын
i believe the joker is obsessed by Batman
@zalybrainlessgenius503 Жыл бұрын
Your belief is correct
@themiserychannel3570 2 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU for this video it was just *chef kiss* Also! Congrats on the 2k!!! You deserve it for keeping the batjokes community fed
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
Haha, I'm a batjokes breadwinner :D Thanks! Glad you liked it!
@squidwardstentacle 2 жыл бұрын
7:52 "When you learn the history of art styles, famous writers - foreign and ours, and even think of some of the writers of gay writers in your head as the biggest bully, you will find illegible works from the 16th century and they will finally fuck you, esteemed Mr. Ludvík Vaculík." sir what??? 😭
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
That's called graduating where I come from 👍
@beahgg 2 жыл бұрын
I SEARCHED FOR THIS 🛐🛐🛐 thanks
@lukkyreal 2 жыл бұрын
1:42 i love his humming
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
It's adorable, ngl
@diegozizumbo-ortiz6427 2 жыл бұрын
I miss these batjokes compilations so much. I hope you do some more in the future
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
Haha, thanks, I suppose :D I'm planning on making more. At the end of July I should have another one out
@Ruix127 Жыл бұрын
9:31 joker: that's for messing with "my" batman Me: damn he yours now👁👄👁?
@zalybrainlessgenius503 Жыл бұрын
Joker is very posessive
@BATTttab 2 жыл бұрын
congratulations on the 2000 subs :)) ohh and you just made my day
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you! 😍 You guys made my day with the subscriptions as well!
@BATTttab 2 жыл бұрын
@@zalybrainlessgenius503 ^^
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
@@BATTttab Awh, while I wouldn't call my videos "a very good content", I'm happy to provide this fandom some food for thought too 😀
@BATTttab 2 жыл бұрын
@@zalybrainlessgenius503 your content is really good >:)
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
@@BATTttab Well, I'm glad you people like it! Wish I made something more thoughtful tho 😄
@_katsuki_bakugou_771 2 жыл бұрын
1:50 Rapunsel
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
:DDDD That made me laugh so hard! Batsy and Joker should absolutely do a play together of this kind
@CherryFizzOfficial Ай бұрын
Joker unironically saying ''too Riddler'' as a reason he didn't want to use a particular evil plan breathes life into my soul. In fact this whole video does, oh my gosh XD Wish there were more KZfaqrs like you!
@GhostyGhouli 2 жыл бұрын
5:30 it’s a harmful stereotype because men would make fun of women because they liked pink, even though pink isn’t a girly color. People only say pink is a girly color cause they’re sexist.
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
Okay, I'm a girl and I love pink. Am I a harmful stereotype? 🤦 Back in the day, pink was actually associated with masculinity, as it was close to red and red symbolized blood on the battlefield, while blue was a feminine color, because it symbolized the clothes women used to sew for their men. But pink is the sexist color now because some feminist on Twitter said so I guess
@GhostyGhouli 2 жыл бұрын
@@zalybrainlessgenius503 I know..I’m not saying that pink is only for guys or only for girls..girls liking pink is fine, and boys liking pink is also fine. I never said that girls can’t like pink, we certainly can, I’m just saying that that’s how most men think. You can like pink, that’s fine. :/ I never said “Girls can’t like pink.”
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
@UCIr2DB4GtIuAzlG8IC-Y1IQ Exactly. So basically it's sexist only because some dumb fuck somewhere decided that it's sexist
@GhostyGhouli 2 жыл бұрын
@@zalybrainlessgenius503 Yeah. I hope you understand that I’m not trying to be offensive. :>
@kingfranpetty 2 жыл бұрын
@@zalybrainlessgenius503 Hitler said Pink was gay once so all the men decided pink was for girls. Now anytime something is pink aka for girls, it's seen as lesser. So it wasn't just any idiot, it was the biggest idiot ever who ruined everything forever. Also forcing genders or any group into boxes they didn't ask for is just dumb by itself anyway. If you need any example for how bad things get when we blindly follow those boxes and define ourselves only by boxes of us and them, remember who made pink a girl color by saying it was gay.
@ikilledgodinagayway699 2 жыл бұрын
It's the music- t h eM u S ic- I'm literally crying- it's only a couple minutes in-
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
:DDD Glad I made the right choice, out of all the "meme sad music"
@fynnthefox9078 2 жыл бұрын
I don't know if anyone's said this, but The Batman (2004)'s Bruce Wayne is probably the sexiest Bruce/Batman.
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
He's the youngest, outside of Gotham maybe :D And he also behaves like a normal man, not the brooding goth manbaby he is in everything else XD
@fynnthefox9078 2 жыл бұрын
@@zalybrainlessgenius503 He's a nice breath of fresh air.
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
@@fynnthefox9078 true y the whole show is a breath of fresh air honestly. It's only a shame that people complained
@fynnthefox9078 2 жыл бұрын
@@zalybrainlessgenius503 But, at least it's getting less of that these days.
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
@@fynnthefox9078 Hmm, dunno, you weren't there when the Snyder cut controversy was at its peak? 😂
@TheManWhoFlies 11 ай бұрын
7:26 me finding out batjokes is a thing:
@karolaez69 2 жыл бұрын
I just love this series idk why I just adore it
@zalybrainlessgenius503 2 жыл бұрын
I'm happy you do! :D
@playstation.e7703 Жыл бұрын
Spoiler alert 16:00 harley finally “flips off joker”
@zalybrainlessgenius503 Жыл бұрын
That clip will never be not satisfying XD
@RT-zn9bj 9 ай бұрын
I feel like anyone who knows a somewhat shallow amount of Batman lore knows that Joker is absolutely in love with him. Like, there’s no arguments there. Parts of me wish that they never made Joker the Most Evil Villain Ever, because it’s so clear that all he wants is Batman’s attention 😩 he could be reformed, like John Doe’s version, and they could be best buds, if not boyfriends. And Batman’s obsession with saving the Joker, no matter the cost, means something more than just, “I can’t break the code!” He wants to save Joker more than anything. It’s such a sweet, tragic relationship. If you take out all the murder and abuse, of course. All this comes from someone who only barely knows about the Batman series. I’m sure if I were to read about all the horrible things Joker did, I couldn’t see him as the cutesy, insane-but-could-reform mental patient. Ah, but that’s the beauty of being a shipper. I don’t gotta know the lore, just the characters 😁
@alexasfunworld1954 Жыл бұрын
19:59 made me jump for some reason. My friends call me Alexa as a joke, so that made me really jump. 😆
@zalybrainlessgenius503 Жыл бұрын
My condolences for sharing a name with that wretched AI XD
@batjokescosplay Жыл бұрын
Hey, I'm shooting a Batjokes cosplay. Please look, I'm trying very hard❤😌
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