“Whatever was in there, died years ago..” that was also a cool Batman line. Not just for the words but also telling Terry it’s ok that he didn’t get everybody out.

And here I thought Batman doesn't kill!

It really is

Yeah that was GRUESOME

@@user-sm6gn3nl6o There's an exception to every rule. And this was definitely a good exception. Besides, this fucker has outlived his natural life for too long. He needed his dirt nap.

Basically "this ain't right yo, let's bounce"

To be fair, look at ra al gul, he might be addicted to that shit

I'm surprised he agreed to it in the first place, but I don't remember the whole episode. It was good though

Mine is when he realized "He kissed me."

@@marloncebo242 I was surprised too but he’s just not perfectly okay with not being able to be himself since he can never wear the bat suit ever again

Thissssssssss

Oooo clever

i think it’s cause she was talking to tarry she only calls him that when they are alone

There's only a few times she uses Bruce's actual name. She only calls him Bruce if she needs something.

There has been multiple cartoons where she calls him Bruce so you are just wanting to sound smart but sounding dumb

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Lolol!! 😂 GAG!!!!!!!!!!😬😫💀💀💀

If your girl and her dad swap bodies, and you had to smash her to turn them back to normal, would you? Bruce: almost had that happen

Wtf rash

Wow just wow

yeah like hes definitely having something going on might be that hes in a womens body or hes gay

Sounds like he had plans for much more than that lol

@@DmanDice ra's daughter and batman had Damian in another time line or multiverse, these metaverses are so confusing

There’s a good chance they actually smashed

I like to think the kiss was a sign that Talia wasn't completely gone and her feelings for Bruce lingered.

I've seen you before like in a pegasus video

Nah, this is exactly like discord. Just in reality...for the cartoon at least.

Catfished

Pov you're on Twitter

​@@deeznut709SAME

Solid ass line

Srslyyy

there is always the batgirl and nightwing outfit XD

​@@velvety2006he did technically wear the nightwing outfit well a piece of it

Well he is a clone after all

@@zeroa69I really hate that plot point, it was better when he was just a random kid.

​​​@@zeroa69Hes not a clone hes more of a biological son, his father's sperm was changed to have bruces dna but he still got half his chromosomes from his mom so its more like she just got a sperm donation from bruce so he is just his biological son not a clone.

Yeah but it was conform tgat terry is a grntic off shot of Bruce not a Clone but as as vlose as a natural birth can be.

@@luxbledstone you had a stroke or somethin’ mate?

The ultimate comeback

​@@17-nguyenphuclam67 dude go easy on him he's special. Just look at his pfp.

What a line, god damn

Not even in the show but okay.

@@pieceofshitzu2 didn’t say it was only lines in tv shows that he made. I said lines in “film”

To be fair.. who isn't afraid of death?

I mean, the whole “you blinked” line is hardly even a rework of the original quote. It’s a good line, but it’s not original enough to be great

@@NameAvailable I didn’t say it was his greatest lines. I said his coldest. And I’m not even sayin those are for certain. Just sayin they gotta be some of his coldest lines

Terry: "I will end you. And I'll make it look like an accident. No one will ever find out."

​​ @ryohhibikithe9thhokage532 Since when did terry become the cat in the hat?

​@ryohhibikithe9thhokage532 Bruce: Have you met the Bat-Family?

​@@deathknight1239 Bruce: Did you just say 'The Cat in the Hat'? Terry: Shut up! I mean it, I will end you! **punches his fist downwards and onto his leg with full force, breaking it.**

Suit*

He earned the next gen batmosuit tho his brother can have robin suit

Considering she r*Ped him, I'm not sure how she was his beloved.

He hit that

What they had wasn't really healthy, but, it is still sad her own father didn't love her & instead sacrifice her like that for such a selfish purpose

I don't like Talia personally as she exists just to create Daiman in 1995, but Bruce having a one night stand offspring actually stay in canon compared to Huntress (the og Batman offspring with Cat) is pretty impressive. I just wish they were Japanese from the start cause the characters have obvious Arabic/Egyptian/Semetic origin but Daiman's proper introduction made them more Asiatic....but they kept the og names.

What’s the name of the show

Came here looking for this one

That had me dying!

​@@assistantphon8176 I laughed so hard my job popped.😂

That shit was funny 😂😂😂

Apparently in the comics ras did more than kiss

Bruce is terrys dad he was made from his dna

They succ for canceling this one

But why?!?!😢😠

I'm 99% sure Damien exists in Batman beyond, since Terry's younger brother wears his Robin suit

​@@lungse.2565 Damian does exists, he appears in the comics version: He was Robin, left to train in Europe & returned after Bruce couldn't be Batman anymore to take his place, but after a conflict with the League he started to belive Batman priorities of one city over everything else was wrong so he left & end succeding his grandfather as the next Ra's al Ghul. He end in a conflict with Terry later, but ends on a good note.

I mean thats literally Ras in her body, you know the old man-💀

There's comics where ra's in Talia's body does way more than kiss him 😂

@@joshlovely5130 i don't need to know

​@@joshlovely5130 Kinky

​@@joshlovely5130 didn't need to know

“ I’m BATMAN”

He knows if he gets Reish angry, he'll make a mistake that he can take advantage

Cuz he's Batman lmao

?

He actually said “you hit like a girl” the guy who put the subtitles but in “bitch” because he doesn’t want his videos to be put on the younger kids side of KZfaq

Also RiP David Warner 1941-2022 who voiced Ras

@@Maxibon2007 1941 to 1922? So he died at age -19? XD

That'd still be wrong 41 to 22 is impossible

@@Matalu_ That's the joke. XD

I was unaware. Definitely going to miss him.

What the fuk what? Had a hard time reading this. Repeat again

​@@siftknife761Ra's body swapped his own daughter, and then trued body swapping again with his daughter's ex

@@umokwhy2830 it was the orchimaru part that threw me off. But I'm aware he does that 😂 thinking orchimaru had a daughter or clone himself of one and a son. Who was Talia ex?

​@@siftknife761 Orochimaru* Character from Naruto. He swaps his body so that he can live forever

@@madmarliy4770 yea I know who is. I'm a fan of the show. Haven't finished watching Shippuden yet. But thanks for the explanation

I bet Ras was willing to give him dem cheeks if it was necessary, maybe even if it wasn't!

​​@@eliel1815shadow Dude was leader of an entire army of ninja assasins. Man has 0 fucks to give, he would probably do just about anything to get what he wants.

Dedication to the role? Lol

It takes a real man to become best girl lmao

Nobody can't say he doesn't put dedication on his character.

Right? Best line to fuck rahs up. So good

It's what should have been said to Voldemort.

So is "And you hit like a girl".

I remember when I first saw that episode. Pretty much those exact words went through my head just before he said them. It seemed the obvious thing to say that...guy?

Imo his coldest line is when he defeats Dracula

Bruh 😂

Noooo😂

"I GAVE YOU THAT SLOPPY JOE YOU ENJOYED SO MUCH!"

We now need memes of that

​@parsboon1997 oh hell naw 😅🤣

​@Cosmic Colson There was one episode where Terry's suit was stolen and he used a Robin mask but not the whole suit

Isn’t that what Dick went through 😂 Not downgrade to Robin but close enough?

​@@moneytalks1219to be fair, he used Nighting's mask, because his suit was possessed by an AI. Not technically a Robin anymore XD

Dick Grayson says hi...

Honestly, I would rather be a Robin than Batman.

When I watched the original episode on television many years ago, and this scene came on, I felt the same way too.

Same

I just gotta ask... Then how/when was Ra's going to reveal it? While they were doing the hanky panky?

@@NerdishGeekish brother i don’t even wanna know

its wild how you kids bond over mutual repression in virtual circlejerk safespace group therapy ​@@rashodevans

Sounds like what Obi Wan Kenobi said before he died in Star Wars

I think he say his mind will be weaker than ever not his body.

Why? The Larus Pit made young, and strong again.

​​@@trevturp6891Yes but one of the side effects of using the Lazarus pit is insanity, agression, and hallucinations.

​@@trevturp6891He'd be dependent on it and therefore slave to its owner, in this case Talia (aka Ra's).

Batmans gonna remember that perfect sloppy Talia gave him and then he will remember that was Ra

@@lenixforgot "I have spent 50 years honing my technique, Detective! No man can defeat me!"

@@Montesama314 all according to plan 🤣

​@@Montesama314 50 years, i guess that's the number of years that Ra's spent in her body posing as a woman. After all its been implied that he has been living in her body for decades.

​@@Montesama314 immortal femboi lol

Damien: I am my own uncle…

Gross 🤢

...

You dont say

Is it gay if I... You know

Well i dont mind clapping them cheecks

He also wears Nightwing's mask in one of the episodes, when he loses the batsuit.

I knew that name was familiar. That's Ron Stoppable

A robin suit not THE

@@danielpearson5852 In Batman unlimited there's a Flashback of Nightwing as Robin

@@Sg190th that's Eric "Plays with Squirrels" Matthews

Damn right

Cause Batman's a Boss

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And he enjoyed it 😂

So they fucked in this ? No way

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"You must become more than man in the mind of your opponent."

Bruce both hung with and fought against aliens ,gods, also fought evil clowns. Literal man bats and human looking Crocs. Hung with magic users , For Bruce, it is another Tuesday

They probably banged

@@knight2976able and he's been turned into a child and still rizzed a literally goddess

No need to imagine. That IS what happened. Lol..Hints Bruce's face when he hears Ra's voice. Lol

Imagine Ra's getting dressed before visiting Bruce in the Batcave. Getting the bra and panties on. Then the skirt. Followed by high heels and then doing the makeup and hair. And then saying in his male voice "All part of the plan". Then practicing his female voice and mannerisms.

'Yessss, Detective. Right now your essence may be running down my thigh, but soon enough my plan will be dribbling down your destiny.'

😂😂😂😂😂

I’m dying 😂😂😂

Who wouldn't 😂😂

Bruh got hit with the surprise penis 💀💀💀

He got hit with the surprise pennes

I was taken out when she hit him with that deep voice.

He knew Talia could turn on him at any moment as she has before. It shocked him that it was her father

Before the audio played i actually thought for a second he'd say bitch because Bruce would call Ra's a bitch lol

The person who made the video did that so that the vid won’t be marked as kids from KZfaq

@@michaeltrevino8234 that’s true 😂

I just realized that bitch is a more gender neutral term.

​@@loveisgrimno

That was the chiefs kiss

Reality You Hit like a Feminist Lesbian. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Fr though

Yeah, creators have to do that, otherwise the short gets marked as "Made for Kids" and it disables comments.

Subtitles had a better line

😂😂😂

In the same episode, be tells Bruce that got injured so bad that the pit couldn't heal him, that's why he took over his daughter's body, that she willingly did.

@@keebo5 I’m saying I knew he wasn’t dead, I didn’t know how I just knew he wasn’t

Did Bruce stay young? N go back to crime fighting?

@@TheSonSet no, the affects of the pit eventually wore off

@@TheSonSet no, but him and Terry fought alongside each other in the episode against the bad guys in the compound.

He has been dead for years. The problem is that death has not muster the courage to tell him.

He is still stupid yeah I know Gotham is corrupted city but if he help it by financial aid as well as technologically under his supervision he could get the peace and safety for what he is risking his life plus he could live a normal life like every billionaire have no two different person shit

​@@RicardoSantos-oz3ujLike Teddy?

One of my favorite Batman episodes in any form is the 2004 series. Far in the future, Mr. Freeze comes out of a cryogenic chamber, looking forward to a world he can conquer, a world without Batman. The inhabitants of the future go digging in Gotham, hoping they can find something to help. They discuss Batman and get many details wrong but know the gist (they think Thomas was Batman, Bruce was Robin) They find the remains of the Batcave, but his computer is dead. However, etched into the walls is binary code. When it's compiled and ran, a holographic version of an older Batman pops up. He says "If you're seeing this, it means The Mission isn't over. State the nature of your emergency."

@@usmanqureshi8941that episode ending was hilarious, Mr Frost (Mr Freeze) was freaking tf out when he saw Batman, he was so pissed he couldn’t get away from him 😂

It's also what batman is supposed to be in the first place. The beating up people was actually just for self defense. Now Batman actually seeks out criminals to beat them up and sometimes he does some detective work...if he feels like it 😂

Hell also kick ras is ass as many times as he wants

​@@cavareenvius7886 Batman said i'm tired of this detective sh*t fug dem criminals

Well there's no pants on the Robin suit

But gayer

Yea definitely one of the cruelest fates. If Damian was a character back then i wonder what role he would have played, would he be the one getting body snatched or would have have to kill his grandfather in his dead mothers body.

Yeah theres a disturbing one off line where he mentions that Talias mind is essentially wiped clean then his memories are implanted.

@@DmanDice wouldn’t that mean they’re both dead and this is just a weird mind clone?

@@jimmyelkordy3752 Yes. Exactly like Rudy in Invincible. Its an ongoing theme you see in a lot of movies and tv shows actually.

I don’t know why, but what he said Is confusing me.

@@FlintWithSteel An old man wearing the face of a woman he loved kissed him. Need I say more?

@@seasnaill2589 Well I didn’t watch the show and I’m a little slow

What happened to talia?

​@@billnyethewifiguy6827it was said in this clip... Ras sacrificed his own daughter

@@billnyethewifiguy6827 Ras overwrote his personality over hers, erasing her from her own body.

@@tenjenk so she never comes back?

@@billnyethewifiguy6827 Not in the batman beyond verse. not sure how canon batman beyond is though in the animated JLU verse since it took a lot of liberties and lacks certain other details established by JLU. But events generally play out with batman retiring and the new guy being mentored by him. Some episodes are more solidly canon than others.

It was a mistake and he felt vulnerable because he was not able to save himself and a girl.

Yea he could probably tell something was off while taking Talia for a ride......

DCAU Batman can be a hypocrite but he's never called out

Did you not see the beginning of the episode? Sheesh

@@falconeshieldhow can he he was trying to save a little girl from nearly getting hit by a truck then terry as Batman had to save them both he felt vulnerable as the Batman last time he did was when he created the Batman persona aka his parents death so Bruce decided to use the Lazarus pit after ra went like you don’t have to be vulnerable anymore aka he played the dark knight however once Bruce got back his youth is younger mind with the experience he already had went like this is a crutch I’m leaving also we get to see terry and Bruce fight together

Easily the baddest burn Ras has ever had between Lazarus pit dips

To his credit, it was probably more a diss towards the pride of a dude in a girl's body. 😂

I always felt that she did love Bruce but she was to connected to her father. And to amoral since she drugged and raped bruce to make Damian

Nah man, her fate sucks.

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DX was one of the best villains of all times

Yeah

Yeah, he was an egomaniac, but he still had some kinda conscience. Part of the reason we loved him is that he wasn’t all evil.

Well...in a way, David sacrificed his assistant Owen's hand when it turned to stone. But that was before we found out Owen was _____. (Spoiler.)

I love that Gargoyles show

I don't know Baby Doll and Killer Croc become a couple in the BTAS series.

Nutshell lol

Name of show?

@@chigozirimojinkeya9128 Batman Beyond

I've seen Batman's penis before. It's a nice size but not big enough to rearrange his/her guts.

…Why are you like this, Cygnus?

Lmao

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“Detective” - Deep voice ladys

They don’t call it Bangkok for nothing baby 😉

What I imagine Bruce thinking: “Holy mother of Jesus! She’s a man! I went to second base with a damn Frenchman! It’s the crying games! I’m Brokeback Carter!”

The joker would throw a fit😂😂😂😂😂

I mean bruce got boundaries that's just disgusting

It is the soul of a man but the body of a woman.

Why u GAE

Na, theres no way!! This ra dude...there may be no off limits...!!!!😬😬💀💀

She did so willingly. Thats why he said it was her "ultimate act of loyalty".

So is Talia technically dead or what?

​@@miniaturejayhawk8702 if i were Ras. Why sacrifice the most loyal person not to mention his own daughter and not choose a male league of assassin henchman instead? Pretty stupid if you ask me

​@@donfigueroa4779 had he asked someone else, they might have betrayed him while the body-switch thing was still going and killed him to have power.

@@edwardgaines6561 who’s knows, The Joker technically done something like this as well with Tim Drake by put a Computer Chip on the back of Tim’s neck but Tim Drake still alive inside his Joker Trans