Plan for Gleek: "Swift kick to the head"

It was actually arguably after he found out they had been magically brainwashing criminals to forcibly reform them, and among many things had to wonder if his relationship with the reformed Catwoman was based on a lie. This was a horrible retcon by editors having a pattern of wanting evil and criminality to be genetic.

Nah Gleek is the true menace

​@@dahitmann*Boot to the head

Contingency plan for Gleek: “Go Batarang on that orangutan”. * I'm aware he isn't an orangutan, but I don't think Batman could care less.

yes

thats the joke captain obvious

World’s greatest detective. I can’t help but think he knew that coming in but was hoping there was any more substance to it than that.

@@Sal13414 that's why he loves the it because it's the joke and funny captain 0 hoes

Flash: what's your superpower? Batman: I'm rich.

Yeah, I was like "It wasn't even me and *I* wanna kill myself. Jesus."

Honestly I don't blame him. I'd feel pretty disrespected and upset if someone named fucking Gleek was picked well after me

​@@bread5384That's not even the worst of it. Gleek is a nothing character that makes the team he belongs to worse simply by existing. It's like being blind, crippled, obese, and mentally retarded but also having cancer. You didn't need the cancer, but you got Gleek so there you go.

I can’t even Hear his name without Feeling my ribs after laughing.

I would be upset if I was picked after Greek. Best joke ever.

Detective Chimp was allowed a character role in the _Brave and the Bold_ cartoon Gleek was just a stuffed animal

batman respects a fellow detective

Atleast Detective Chimp has super intelligence somehow but Gleek is a fucking stuffed animal

Detective chimp is at least his own character, but Gleek is just the pet of the Wonder Twins. They didn’t even invite the Wonder Twins, just their pet before Batman. I’d feel insulted too.

Hey! In the comics Detective Chimp was super-intelligent to the point that he could understand what humans were saying even before he gained the ability to speak, and went on to steal Batman's title as the world's greatest detective. Superman just doesn't realize it... Gleek is a pet of the Wondertwins. Batman has the right breaking points.

I don't get it. He's rich and he's a bat? And no powers? Not even, like, sonar or flying? How does that even make sense? At least Gleek is his own thing.

⁠@@HerculesBallsInc You forgot his coolest and most iconic super ability! Weaponizing orphans.

@@cantmakeacreativename2072 That IS a good one. According to KZfaq search, he also does some excellent metal-type music.

Can someone here explain Gleek? I never heard of him

​@@anonimanonim2710whenever the justice league is in danger, gleek comes out and screams "I'm gonna gleek on you!!' then saves the day

*nods

*Agrees in lack of voice actor*

The amazing thing is that there were other female characters in his videos who got voice acted...he just commits to the bit with WW.

@@thegnarledpirate9198 The best part was there was one video where the justice league met the a different version of themselves that were the opposite. Reverse Wonder Woman's most notable feature was that she did have a voice actress.

I tried, in vain, to see it. I thought for sure it said something else for a split, second. It fucking, did. Thank you.

I think duplicates should just be admitted automatically, like legacy members

Unless they all are weak to the color yellow

​@@duckafarts😂

@@duckafarts Kyle was always Immune from day one, the only one who never had any weaknesses to be honest

Yeah, like, why NOT have multiple GL's? Like if you're gonna argue that then what, do we only keep one of Superman/Wonder Woman/Captain Marvel/Anyone else who basically has that general power set? Do we ban future Kryptonians or Amazons or Marvel family members from joining? "Oh sorry, we don't have any more room on the team for people who can juggle mountains."

Gleek was the bored ape...

The actual punchline was at the very end when another Green Lantern Showed up.

​@@SmallSpoonBrigadeyeah that's the part that sold me, Superman's delivery is perfect

Don't forget Wendy and marvins addiction to coke.

After watching this you can't really Say the league didn't deserve to get roasted

He never beat Gleek

@@Thosecursedeyes he was too scared

batman beating the justice league with facts and logic have 2 prequels at this poin

prep time

😂

Mostly gleek

I'll never forgive DC for stealing JJ's content

​@@pianoman5259I know right? Who could have expected JJ to be an actual, 50s radio show host who had his creations stolen, and as such is using a device that makes him immortal until he gets revenge?

​@@felipecosta-kv2fxYeah it's shocking

Can't believe he invented english to make jokes

You sound like a critic

*nods in lack of voice actress*

​@@Chernochegger You're being sarcastic right? Please say you're being sarcastic. It's hard to read tone on text.

Can't wait for people to pointlessly argue about this even though you're mostly just joking about the text that flashes by at 00:21. Sigh. That's humanity for you.

She's a voice for print and personality for a sculpture.

He needs to keep it together if he doesn't want to have a panic attack

its a parody of a cartoon of a comic ffs. why so offended for batman lmaoooo

​@@abb80759batfans are crazy

Oliver Queen is socialist enough to over pay his taxes, possibly because he sees how his mates use money, and thinks he'd be better off funding the US military industrial complex instead.

I definitely thought that was a fourth Green Lantern and not Green Arrow.

@@eljoel89 A FOURTH Green Lantern?! Before Batman? C'mon, Man. Stop... stop messing around.

@@eljoel89 no I'm not talking about this video it's just that green arrow is part of the justice league and also is a billionaire.

Tony Stark already turned him down. He couldn't fund the avengers AND the justice league at the same time. Hulk's cocaine problem dwarfs marvin and Wendy's a thousand fold.

missed the opportunity to say that gleek gleeks out all over the bad guys and saves the day smh.

@@xkower8181 it came to mind honestly but that joke already feels so tired, i would have felt bad using it.

truly one of the gleeks of all- oh shit, nevermind.....

@@Frogman1212 you might not know this, but as a huge gleek fan they actually were in a superhero unit completely build up from gleeks. Sadly all but one died horrifically in a boating incident.

@@thesaviorofsouls5210 Thank you for using actual humor instead of vomiting out some dumbass meme

The imagination knows no bounds

Don't blaspheme

​@bradyhartsfield7891 "do not blaspheme!" 😂

Creative Is A Stretch!

​@@KenanVonKaiserIt absolutely is not a stretch

I mean green lantern are super strong, so the more the merrier...as long the color yellow is not present.

@@DefensiveBalloons That hasn't been canon for a longggg time

​@@FrostDK98the amount of lanterns or the colour yellow? Because you can't uncanonize a colour

@@azure4622 You're making no sense. The weakness of yellow to green lanterns is what I'm talking about. It's pretty obvious.

​@@FrostDK98yellow is weak to green lanterns?

He is, unironically, one of my fav Green Lanterns

Truly inspiring

Mogo doesn't socialize .

Earth has too many green lanterns.

bruh imagine if Chip the squirrel showed up too

Can't believe you forgot the best green lantern, my man Simon Baz.

And then Sojourner Mullein, yet another Green Lantern, would show up after a lengthy off-world mission or something...

Agreed. I like having a little column A, a little column B. I'm just glad he doesn't completely for-go using the original shots. He uses whatever resources he sees fit. He doesn't just lean into one specific art style or genre. It's creative and interesting seeing entirely new frames from scratch, but there is something to be said when it's the original frames, or even incredibly convincing superimposed frames. Those get me the most. When you can't even tell the difference. He's done that like, once or twice.

I also feel the ones created for the channel need to be "lower quality" because they always look too clean compared to the original classic ones. I don't know the proper terms for this kind of stuff but I think they need to be more "granulated", drawn with vivid colors but make them artificially dull in post, and slightly blurred.

​@@LinkNinjaMasterexactly, this would give them a lot more personality. And keep,a more coherent art style.

@@LinkNinjaMasterit’s hard to replicate digitally what was created with physical paint and cells.

@@ttracsnot really, if you digitally redraw it’s you can add fake grain and match the colors to how they would of looked in the 60’s on cels

Yea but Gleek.

@@YeetFeet-vh8xz Gleek has his super strength monkey tail. It's not much of a power, but it gives him an edge over "basic human" in martial combat.

So like is all of that legit? Cause if so comics are wilder than i thought

Yeah, but who is the richest in JL?

​@@stewartgames6697A forklift has a strength advantage over every superhero that doesn't have super strength. That doesn't make it better as a superhero.

Okay, I have to ask this: did you happen to encounter a story in which there was a sort of half-goat-half-cinderblock alien that would teleport around and go "feep week"? I think the Wonder Twins had to figure out how to stop it. This is a very dim memory, so I could be off on a lot of details.

Im pretty new to old dc stuff, where do i find these comics

⁠@@guyrex213i Don’t know where he reads them, but I can tell you I personally just read them on the unlimited app. However you can also Google and find the old dc comics for free quite easily ( I’ve done that method too) you just need to know the issue number and name and type in read online free or something like that.

Are you serious? 0.0 well... I guess if I thing anything of this era I will not turn my back. Thanks

​@@kingbeauregardI'm sorry but this post reads like a fucking fever dream I have no doubt that's why you remember it still lmao

Uuhhh, _yeaaah..._ I feel like taking away someone else's famous moniker like that might not be the best way to go about asking for a favour... just sayin'

He's not

If he's that far ahead of Batman, why does he need his help then? Not trying to be snarky, genuinely curious about how the scenario works.

@@hazelnutboop7684 Maybe he needed some money.

@@hazelnutboop7684 He needed Batman's help to catch a guy who stole a dog from a Mall Santa, funnily enough. The crime was in Gotham so he wanted Bruce's help to track the person in question down since that's his home turf and he needed the assistance from someone who knew Gotham. When Bruce refused and said he was doing another case, Bobo instantly solved it so Bruce would come help him out. Detective Chimp already knew who the criminal was, he just needed to track them. Also, later it was revealed that the dog was Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer and the mall Santa was the actual Santa. Comics are fun like that. It was in the 2016 DC Rebirth Holiday Special, if you wanna read the story for yourself.

Why do you censor yourself?

​@@Rakka5I grew up in a religious home, force of habbit 😅

Greek was invited, but the Wonder Twins were not mentioned. 🤔

​@@anunexpectedfire4062I honestly expected the Wonder Twins to be the breaking point, but Gleek is somehow worse.

I'm sorry to hear about your unfortunate circumstance. I hope your family is dealing with it well.

Accurate

sad but true

He's that strange silent kid that people were scared to approach at first, but when they found he's loaded and a pushover, they keep pestering him for "help"

​@@hafirenggayuda​He's the kid people know can fight back, but has an abusive relationship with his so-called "friends" because of how badly he wants to be part of their group.

Well they're all the smart ones. one EP of superfriends had the team needing to make some formula and it's wonder woman that does it.

Some of these were cartoon originals, Black Vulcan is just legally distinct Black Lightning despite the fact DC created him

Apache Chief, El Dorado, Gleek and the Wonder Twins are the only ones not part of the Justice League, Black Vulcan is basically another hero as has been said. All the Green Lanterns have been part of the JL and more, seeing how Simon Baz and Jessica Cruz aren't here...Jessica being the most noteworthy one since she at least appears in the League Of Super Pets movie and various seasons of DC Super Hero Girls...but a lot of people seem to ignore that show. There are other Earth Green Lanterns, but one is associated with the Justice Society and the other with Young Justice...

What about Gleek?

@@ricardocunha7982 Marvin, Wendy, and Wonder Dog were also created for the cartoon (and if you're surprised, I have a bridge to sell you), though they have popped up in the comics. Detective Chimp has never been on the "main" Justice League's core lineup, though he has been a member of Justice League Dark (a spinoff group focused on magic) and is considered a reservist. There are very few living heroic characters in DC who couldn't be considered Justice League reservists, mind, since the team is influential and well-connected enough that anyone whom they ask to show up generally will.

Detective Chimp is canonically a better detective than Batman. Even Batman admits it

"Okay... *Deep breath* So i guess that's all the green lanterns you hired-" "I guess so" "BEFORE me, right? I sure fucking hope so that's the last one-" *The goddamn ship carrying every single green lantern soldier hovering from the atmosphere:*

Say my name...

“You made … *The WHOLE Green Lantern Corp*… literally thousands of people…* ‘honorary’ members? The whole *fucking* lot of them, before me. Hey Apache Chief, can you step on me and snap my neck?”

@@jamesbaxter5147 "NONONONO Batman, that wasn't me! That was... that was Hal-" "What the devil?" "Hal's idea, He was the one who called them here 'cause... it was by recommendation! If it was for me I'd have called you first obviously because you're just so damn useful-" Sinestro: Am i late?

"Four green lanterns, do I count 5?" Simon Baz: "so is there a place in the hall of justice where I can get ammo?"

RIP Simon though.

Kyle and Hal can't coexist unless Hal remains the spectre or kyle remains krillin/johnny cage or what have you.

Kyle is only brought out when DC needs someone to traumatize lol

​@@Frogman1212Honestly that just makes the joke even funnier since it means they chose to bring in someone who almost destroyed the world before Batman.

@@mattwo7 even Jessica made appearance on the small screen

He literally asked Superman "what's that" as soon as he saw Gleek

​@chrisjohngrima9761 asking "what is that" doesn't mean he does know what it is. Sometimes people say that when they don't understand the situation

*on display

I wasn't expecting the cocaine addiction 🤣

Tbf, Gleek is somehow looks more useful than the twins

Imagine the DC heroes meeting their counterparts from marvel, Like deadpool meeting deathstroke

@@felipecosta-kv2fx I'm thinking Deadpool's counterpart would probably be either Harley Quinn or Lobo, in terms of how they're written and used.

@@Skeletons_Riding_Ostriches Good call, but I'm talking about physical similarities

​@@Skeletons_Riding_Ostrichesdeadpool is literally a parody of deathstroke, how is deathstroke not his counterpart?

@@felipecosta-kv2fx youve reinvented 'I'm a Marvel and I'm a DC'

it does sound like it

Who is probably significantly richer than Batman, what with being the king of all of the oceans on Earth.

Aquaman Is a legit powerhouse and cool as hell (if anyone would like I'd recommend Aquaman Andromeda for a fun read):but that one cartoon did in his public image unfortunately lmao.

bro rules 70% of the earth, and do you know what killed the oceangate crew?

​@@lnsflare1he is canonically the richest person in dc. And by a large estimate he is also among the richest men in fiction. I think his wealth was estimated to be around 150 trillion dollars at one point

When they need to do something underwater it’s better to have him

There's no life in his eyes it's just a fucking monkey

All of the Green Lanterns shown are from Earth. Also all of the Green Lanterns shown are the modern Oa, Guardian based Green Lanterns who belong the the Green Lantern Corps. None of the magic based Green Lanterns that have a weakness to wood instead of the color yellow appeared.

wonder woman: (says something profound in lack of voice actress)

They were only made for toys that DC wouldn't get revenue for. And Chief has the same powers of the Atom. Like Black Vulcan being royalty-free Black Lightning. I think El Dorado had tornados right? Which would make him the discount Red Tornado.

And then there was that fuckin Samurai

Well 3 green lanterns can be useful. Green lanterns patrol massive parts of the galaxy so you can always have at least one

Detective chimp was the real mastermind, gleek was just the fall guy