1 million woohoo

I HOPE YOU HAVE 1 b :)

1m cool

Where can we watch that bg ?

what's the name of the show of when they were kids

True but Diana can handle herself. Plus she likes Bruce for who he is. Brooding and all.

Bruce is a workaholic he don't have time for that

I love this comment

He alway been self aware😂

Obviusly, he's Batman

Probably right after he created zurr an arr

If batman killed, he'd just be one of the people he regularly helps lock up

Daddy issues

I think in cannon batman knows he's legit just as crazy as his rooster of villains. To be fair u kinda have to be insane yourself to fight insane people , fight fire with fire. He just limits himself with the no kill rule to keep him in check cuz he knows once he crosses that line there's no going back. It's easy to kill hard to save, batman doesn't take the easy way out. (:

Yep probably the first time he admits to having a another psyche.

Fax like bro that’s a baddie that would probably out live you so you know she’s good and she is from a island of only women like you know something had to be going on

Tell this to Superman in Injustice. Should I remind you what Joker had done? Or what can Scarecrow to do? Ras? Bane? Talia? Hugo Strange? And we are talking only about famous. But what about Hush or Prometheus? We even not talking about evil versions like Owlman or BWL, let's imagine they are not exist. But original Gotham criminals are to dangerous. Why do you think we have so positive Metropolis, Blüdhaven, Central city, Coast city, Fawcett city and others, and than we have Gotham? And there is Batman. Aha.

​@@leman7648gotham is different from metropolis because of batman tbh. You think superman or wonder women or green lantern couldn't clean up gotham in under a year your tripping. Batmans lack of powers, allowing the Justice system to keep putting his enemys in the same places they keep breaking out and no kill rule allow gotham to stay in shambles. Granted most super heroes wont kill but still.

@@rebelscumcustomsweathering5584 ok ok, so if they can, why they wouldn't do anything?

Like, Joker ain’t doing anything. He’s getting yeeted so quick.

Don't worry maybe batman has forgotting flash light device like in the MIB to make them forget their real names

Bro from spy x family or Robin

His son was gained via rape 😂

​@@purnashreechatterjee5691 Robin.

Come to think of it, he kinda sounds like damian too... 😂

@@purnashreechatterjee5691 😐

If he's so self-aware, then why can't he heal himself?

@@edwardgaines6561 huh?

@@Davidscomix It's a valid question.

@@TheStraightestWhitest like…like heal his mental scars?

@@Davidscomix Yes. Fix his traumas. True awareness is true acceptance. True acceptance means you're at peace with your past traumas. No longer bothered by it. The most enlightened men of our time like Jed McKenna and Eckhart Tolle have described this process in great detail. There was also a rape victim who managed to truly forgive her rapist, and she said she immediately felt like it never happened. Stopped bothering her the second she felt that way. Total peace and bliss, after which she got successfully married, had children, and was never bothered by it again. That's because forgiveness is essentially just acceptance. It's not for the person you're forgiving. It's for yourself. Batman's level of self awareness conflicts with his lack of acceptance. Because the truth is, if he truly accepted what happened to his parents, he'd quit crime fighting active immediately instead of projecting those terrible events onto others and spending his nights trying to prevent them. I'm not saying he should. He's a magnificent character because of that flaw. His flaw makes him beautiful as a person. I'm just pointing out that his self awareness would realistically keep him from being who he is.

Yep. Like I understand he wants to protect people so he doesn't want relationships, but Diana is literally superpowered.

Bruce is a playboy and if diana gets scorn oh boy!

Is she imun against mind crontrol or similiar things?

Translate - im a playboy with lost of bitches! If they date it would be personal if they have argument and batman is a lone wolf but bruce is a playboy

Batman just be like that

I was your thousand like bro lesss gooo

Batman always giving hints as a child and roasting as adult

I don't know if that was a roast. At the very least, Batman had some very good reasons why they shouldn't date

​@@mistergasparazzi2356 lesss go

Right! I cant LOL

DC SHOWS SUCKS

Ha ha though, Kevin conroy is gay

He do be telling the truth tho 😂.

So true 🤣

Hell yeah! I mean, women try to "fix" men all the time-Not that I'm saying that I have ever done that!-but let's look at the tally board for Bruce Wayne/Batman: he's handsome, tall, strong, built, smart, reliable and he's really, really, really rich. Really rich. If Wonder Woman can fix his many issues, she's got a real winner. And let's face it: Women have, throughout history, tried to salvage bad relationships with damaged guys with WAY less in the positive column than Batman has. Although, after a few failed attempts myself, I have come to realize that the only person that you can truly fix is you and that often I was not so much trying to fix a man as I was trying to change him to better suit me. Long-term, that doesn't end well.

@@andersonsmith979Wtf😂 You had to make this about yourself. I opened this comment and I had a gut feeling that someone would drop an essay about themselves lolll. Better vision than Superman imo😏

Ha I'd like to see Diana fix him virtually impossible

Batman: yes, she can fix me. But that's the thing, I don't want to be fixed

But he is perfect

but is also underestimating her, like if he doesn't have a safety plan for her going bad what makes him think others would

​@@kingkooki7761 but doesn't he have like a safety plan against all of them?

Diana doesn't have a chance. Think about all of the other women Bruce courted in the series.

@@lopave6 i think it was a comic, but batman shows superman her safety plan box and it's empty. the only idea he has is for superman to take her down, the problem being they're dating and that's not a definite. so either he takes down his girlfriend or you've got superman and wonder woman as an evil power couple. there's a chance batman actually does and was lying to him to break them up for professionalism, but if we take it at face value he doesn't.

​@@kingkooki7761 wasn't a contingency plan ready where batman would inject her with a syrup to make her think she is in a constant fight for her life or something like that

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Lol😂😂😂

At least he's being honest 🤷

🤖

And I'm a nerd with a lot of issues, neurological issues.

Lmao. Another valid reason.

It's Batman, of course he knows just in case any of those happens to get in the line of "duty" (again)

Well I mean he is around his "some one special" so even if he doesn't normally do that or ever do that, Diana is the only one that can get him to let everything out (at least in this universe).

@@westoncroye643well sure he rejects Diana but he never said she isn’t someone special 😉

@@atomgroup3179 Exactly. Thats why he responded the way he dod when Diana mention “some one special”.

I'm that guy....... Their* Come on bruh. There. They're. Their. IT'S LITERAL GRADE SCHOOL STUFF..

Yoo was he talking to supss

Lots of issues is the right sentence for this

You don't have to write down your laughter

@@michaeltheshapemyers1634you don’t have to comment either💀

Frrr

​@@TheSkeleton7 did u fix that bruhhhh

@@TheSkeleton7 i fixed it 😂

he put down any interest before it could grab hold. the no dating within the team is just sound work ethic

“sigma”

Plus he has some stuff goin on with cat woman

WW: "I'll be gentle😏"

​@@jayjay86443 death by snu snu

​@@jayjay86443 pause

lmfao

Bat man:I have a son already

453likes and 1 reply? Lemme NOT fix that

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736 likes and 3 replies? Lemme take a damn breath

778 likes and 4 replies? Lemme fix that

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Isn't Cat woman a Villain ?

Just a clarification: He didn't kiss her mouth.

​@@akiraknight5260 Arkham Knight says hello.

​@@chadgaspe6806shes his lover

@@chadgaspe6806 Ye read the comment again

Still gives me goosebumps 😮

Wat

When did he say this?

@@Bulldog01234 in the ep that they become kids

@@Bulldog01234 Basically at the end of the episode, after they're turned back into adults.

Damn

The true identity of Batman is the frightened eight year old boy, both the adult and the masked persona are his defense mechanisms

​@@crissayago6070 no the boy died that night along with his parents, and vengeance emerged from within the darkness

Looks like that but hardly there's a "kid" inside his own self

No matter what he would be a rich kid cause he was born into wealth.

I’m pretty sure this came out before Damian was even a thought in his creators minds yet.

You're wrong, because Damian's answer in this case may be "I dont need you girl"...

The sad thing is that most people fail to see that this was batman's way of saying "I care too much about you to allow my enemies to have a target"

True... that and batman is literally back in the body he was in when his folks died so he's probably trying to keep it together since he might... A. Push himself to hard to prove to himself he was physically capable of saving his folks and was just too mentally weak. B. Discover that he was physically so weak at this age that he can't protect himself now. C. Keep a level head and ignore Diana's advances because this body hasn't had even half the training of Tim. Not to mention he doesn't have powers to compensate.

U mean by a burnt toast . I am black

@@rayflame8624I knew one mf was gonna

​@@rayflame8624wtf😂

Bro got the darth vader treatment

He didn't even notice how hard he got roasted 🔥😂

You forgot lots of issues😂

"Lots of issues"

Recharge krwadtn fir

Kid*

can forget the mommy and daddy issues

Shame what happened to the show

@@Peeper117 wut happend

@@alosherdil5667 nothing it just ended

​@@alosherdil5667it ended

it was great show tho

"I had snu snu" - Batman

Death by snu snu

Giggty

Tell that to superwoman

Remember when she said what else I could break in That animated movie Where they meet that ultimate version of lex Luther who is a good guy

While I do agree with you, I just can’t see Batman’s gallery fucking with Wonder Woman. She can literally solo his entire line of enemies with ease. Ontop of this, Diana hardly spends any time in the lands of man as she’s always on Themyscira an Island that only a few people on Earth even know exist. I feel like Bruce was defo trippin here cause we find out later that he ends up being with Batgirl in Batman Beyond which is straight weird.

@@elijaharroyo5391 We don’t talk about the batgirl. Plus do you know how many Batman villains attack with gas? A crap ton.

@@elijaharroyo5391 I feel the main example that disproves this is the events of Injustice where Joker mentally breaks Superman. Even if Joker is weak physically, he is smart and deranged enough to mentally break most heroes given he has enough information.

​@@elijaharroyo5391 another person underestimating the joker

@@elijaharroyo5391 Yh I agree but hey after what happened to superman in injustice I don’t want joker even hurting diana emotionally

Hahahah. They'll never change.

A wise man named Popeye once said…

That’s the sort of optimism a lot of heroes share. That people can change for the better. And it’s why they don’t kill villains. That and marketability. Plus it’s hard constantly coming up with new characters.

Wonder Women ☕

Every time someone in the team goes evil:

Yeah..😔

FACTS

I hope he died next to the man he loved. However I’m not sure if he had a life partner or not though 🤔

When?>?>???

No one can replace him. The voice that gave life to the character. The name Kevin Conroy will be forever etched in our memory. I hope new generations will honor him.

It is calming but even good things gett annoying after awhile

lmao 😂

Maybe for Teen Titans Go, but it was the complete opposite in the original

Robin rejects Starfire

​@@ka7rwkarma Starfire rejected him even more

This is also why I don't date co workers. It's so true it's actually great advice.

💀💀💀

"I belong to the streets not in your sheets"

More like the streets chase me

"I better at cleaning the streets"

City boy

Hi do you know the movie or the shows name

​@@notfibii123you been living under a rock or you're too young

​@@notfibii123 too young

He/She doesn't have to be too young to not know what a certain show is, can't yall just answer the question instead of judge someone's age just for a simple question damn anyways the shows called Justice League Unlimited

@@dychen5777 Respect

You forgot flash

Flash*

Flash got better rizz

@@FNDako_777 Nah I would still say bats

“Quick say the rizz thing so we all know you’re plugged into the matrix and got the latest software patch” lmaooo 📺 🐑

Batman see's that "death by Sno Sno" a mile away

Lmao🤣🤣😂

​@@isaiahsago7150 snu snu

@@araja90 truly the world's greatest -sigma- detective

@@araja90death By Snu Snu is the ideal way to go though. Became a very common wanted way people wanted to go when Lady D showed up

Underrated comment

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Wow 😳🫣😂

Four: i dont like you

Four: I change my mind 😂

Fair

Yes, but Bruce's enemies are tricky and likely to cause as much collateral damage through Diana before she kills them which will just make a whole mess of things.

@@EmptyMan000 Oh, that's not the issue; it's not like they don't cause tons of collateral damage anyway. No, it's that Batman has a no-kill code, and Diana doesn't. His entire villain gallery would be brutally murdered in a week.

@@ReturnofBenjaminBatman would be jobless and homeless if not for Bruce.

​@@ReturnofBenjaminShe gets tied up by her own rope she weak af

Huh?

He’s saying that they’re all 12 but sound like their five

I'm not sure, but I think the audio is edited, but I don't know if the original audio is better

Audio id pitch shifted up for some reason

Just type out the names

which is why i support WW and SM pairing. he's the only one that can handle her going all out.

@renee2044LUHMAO? Wtf Does that mean

@@El_Batman_Que_Rie bat balls

😎🤣

i would let her grip me anytime lol

😂😂😂

Testiculat torsion

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😅😅😅

😂😂😂

Whats this serie name

Thats why Joker called him easy mode.

​@@taiteakopyte1504 i just watched it in the shorts

@@snowybitch15 its true isnt? Supes and the Flash may be the most OP characters in DC lore, but their innocence makes them look stupid and naive at times. No wonder Joker a human, can manipulate him.

THAT'S SO TRUE LMAOOO

Just a reminder that Killer Croc has beat Wonder Woman's ahh, and that Scarecrow had put the whole team out of commission save for Batman.

@@maliksmith9003 fair argument

Unless they stab her. She isn't resistant to piercing. Just good with gauntlets

@@maliksmith9003now I’m curious as to what bullshit allowed Killer Croc to ever beat Wonder Woman lmao

Unless they have a pistol

LMFAO DEADASS THO! Joker pulls anything on WW and he’s probably gonna end up dead 💀

There are bunch of Batsman’s enemies who could defeat WW

@@igortytarenko9136 aside Solomon Grundy, who?

@@Stonedsheepu8906 Bane, Ras Al Goul, Deathstroke, Joker.

@@Stonedsheepu8906 poisonous Eve. Charm Sups, send him to kill here. Easy!

“im a rich boy with lots of issues” he rejects you by rejecting him he thinks of all possibilities of cutting ties

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until it comes to celena kyle

His parents rejected him by dying

In Soviet Russia, Rejection Batmans you! wait

If you look up Mr. Conroy's life, you'll know he had his own inner conflicts, especially hiding the fact he was gay for so much of his life ... As the great man himself said, the real person in disguise wasn't Batman, but rather Bruce Wayne ...

Bruce never had problems with admitting his issues, his issues are what made him who he is, literally

Rip

Kevins voice is so smoothing, Im going to miss it allot

we ant in english class! say who!

Good that Iam not the only one who catched that

Sorry I decided to be deep on this one jeez lol

@@blackmist2015 They're actually 2 different words. You use whom when the "whom" is the one being acted on by the verb, and you use who when they're the one that's doing the verb. In this case the verb is "being", and and batman is doing it, so the correct one is who.

He got hit with the lasso of truth and asked his true identity. He said Batman.

Unspoken demi-rizz

Bat-Rizz

​@@shawerful5209fr

@@shawerful5209 Well said.

Technically She Isn't

What bout scarecrow? Or freeze

@Cosmicmorales they'll quicker do something to batman than wonder women honestly

So that's who he is why does he have to change?

@@Ephraemgainsbecause being the role of batman is toxic, and the code he lives by for it is out of wack, he refuses to kill those who deserve to die by putting them in a prison which always leaves more people to end up dying when said people break free, he's also never really had time to fully deal with all of his trauma because being the big bad bat takes up a lot of his time

@@folpthecrow I get where your coming from

@@folpthecrow To be fair there is merit to his code. If you kill a killer then you're a killer yourself. It doesn't make you any more good than them, even if they did deserve it. The point is to not stoop down to their level, because you can always find ways to stop things without having to resort to murder and the like.

​@@folpthecrow Bats specifically tries to get his enemies put in Arkham Asylum. If it wasnt for all the corruption and lack of resources in Gotham in general, maybe they would actually get some help- but his idea is that they stick around in Arkham long enough to get *their* issues sorted out. Possibly turn them away from crime all together. I think the way we should be looking at this is " *At least* he's self-aware." Because if you think about it, him pushing people away is better becase at least then hes only ever hurting himself, not someone else. And he knows that.

that was my favorite moment. my jaw DROPPED!

Am I bluuuuuee 😂

Ain't no way

Didn’t he have to sing? For Circie to help Diana?

Bro it's wonder woman lmao. She'll be fine.

​@@C0C0PR man, joker can pull some injustice bullshit and make wonder woman crazy or something, he can get anyone except batman

​@@C0C0PR lets see who we have deathstroke, deadshot, ivy, joker, clayface, solomon grundy, mr freeze, ra's al ghul, mad hatter, killer croc, professor pyg it doesnt matter about their strength some of these characters have a gimick that makes them really dangerous to even members of the Justice league like diana

@@K1llerRobot I'm aware of the villains but literally none of them will be more of a threat to her than to Batman. Y'all have Batman on an unrealistic pedestal. Wonder Woman is skilled and she won't hesitate to actually kill her enemies. If we were talking about her facing someone like Eobard Thawne then that would be a different story. Speedsters are on a whole different league with nearly unlimited potential.

@@K1llerRobot you're right. Wonder Woman is stronger, faster and more durable than every single character that you just mentioned but her psyche is weak compared to people like Batman so they will manipulate her because that's literally what they try to do to Batman a lot of the time to beat him. (it only works a hand full of times because its batman) But Wonder Woman being manipulated would be almost equal to Superman being manipulated which we all know that will and has led to catastrophic disaster's so yeah it's still dangerous even if it's Wonder Woman.

We are

Me too bruce but your worse😔😔😭😭

Because you're a rich [kid] or because you got a lot of issues?

Actually, you have a special name bro 💀

@@FatemaAkter-iw9ck u aint even rich bro!

Definitely the rizzler. Stole Lois lane from superman.

Why not both

Yes

Actually no, Bruce Wayne is the Rizzler, Batman is socially awkward. So yes.

If u can’t tell them your socially awkward

Call him Kryptonite he just murdered Superman

​@@maverickmurphyand he's green too

No he isn’t blind. He knows. He just doesn’t care

​@@ankittanwar9730 bruh 💀🤡😂💀🤡💀😂

@@damiantirado9616 nope. He's clueless.

What episode? This sounds amazing ngl

@@Artryom it's in the two-parter called maid of honor. I think it's in part one.

Wrong they knew each others identity

@@pavloszimbrakos4410 yeah I know they learned them at some point. Was this episode after that one?

@@Agrellar yeah I’m pretty sure

This made u come?

You have laser eyes too i guess 😂