Anything you do is gold so feel free!

"Lady in the Water"....after you finish all the Harry Potters anyway.

American History X.

Pitching "Labyrinth" would be super-easy.

There will be blood

And this remains unquestioned. XD

Its a result of the Penguin infestation that happened in Gotham back in the 60s. It was a real tragedy when you think about it. All those baby penguins thrown down the toilet after they started growing up... No wonder they acepted Oswald as one of their own. And, eventually, as their king. Such a beatiful story. 😢

@@pedrovallefin8406 Responsible citizens should unite to spread work of the plight of these flightless avians. "Gotham's Forgotten Fowls".

I respected the sewer penguins. They had heart.

How would you describe them other than sewer penguins

Is the electricity and Catwoman kiss the reason Shrek became an ogre?😆

Omg I literally read this comment at the same time screenwriter guy said it 🤣

@@captainsavy5150 lol you gotta lay off the word literally. Also what the hell are you doing reading comments before the video has ended? Do you have ADD?

@@mkultra2456 literally

@@jonagreen7323 why r u gai?

Cuts to that creepy smile he does

You gotta stop over using the word literally.

@@mkultra2456 literally only used it once

@@epgamer1145 Still too much. And now you too lol.

@@mkultra2456 that was obviously just to mess with you

Legend

Just wait until we find out Bruce got his name from one of Penguin's goons in Wayne: A Batman Story.

Well shit

This comment is GOLD. Well done. 👏👏👏

This only applies to women. Men with glasses are just nerds. They can still be hot nerds.

@@tenlegdragon In 80's and 90's movies glasses makes you ugly regardless of genders.

@@tenlegdragon nah they do it with guys too

@tenlegdragon All Superman has to do is put glasses on and he changes from buff god-alien superhero to boring nerdy loser journalist dork Clark Kent. The glasses rule definitely applies to men too.

Either glasses make you ugly, or they make you completely unrecognizable from your superhero alter ego. "Clark Kent isn't Superman, he wears glasses!"

That's one of the reasons I find Batman so silly as a character in virtually every incarnation on the big screen.

He's a billionaire from birth. For him the life of everyone who's not the boss doesn't count

@@SeraphsWitness I just watched Batman Begins again and it was very funny to hear him explain why he wouldn’t execute the murderer, then see him immediately kill a bunch of people by setting their home on fire.

@@Mr_Case_Time Yea that whole thing was idiotic. I have no problem with him killing bad guys... that's why Punisher is so awesome. What I hate is the silly declaration of moral superiority, and THEN the subsequent hypocrisy. And the stupid blurring of the lines by saying, "I won't kill you, but I don't have to save you." Okay bud, whatever. lol

Batman didn't kill anyone. The fire and bomb did.

And the fact he's saying it while wearing glasses... and then producer guy emphatically doubles down on how ugly people are if they wear glasses. Just subtle enough to make you feel clever for catching it.^^

I mean let’s be honest. It’s been almost a century. Every man woman and child knows it’s Bruce Wayne.

Wowowow

@@z-beeblebrox wow

So tight. 😚👌

Wow wow Wow

Oh boy.

This movie could have easily been Rated R.

Most movies are, after Ryan gets done with them.

You say that like this movie didn't seem insane while watching it.

And that's why it's amazing...

Horrible movie. I always say it’s just Batman again, but with Burton let completely off his leash this time. Never go full Burton. (Unless it’s just a ground-up Burton creation, which Batman isn’t.)

It's super easy.... barely an inconvenience for him!

@@TheSpeediestRogue Oh really?!

It been like 5 years now

@@danschumacher5427 Watching Ryan tall to himself for 5 years straight using the same catchphrases in every video is tight!

I've been watching Ryan's pitch meetings for years at this point and I've seen this comment in every video

I can't save everybody. Save a falling woman using my hang glider? That wouldn't have worked. I don't fly. That's the other guy. I'm not Superman.

@@StevieStitches How's your mom and dad? Damn....I'm sorry. I mean...How's Jason Todd? Ok..damn..uhhhh....you suck at saving ppl you care about!!! ***Leaves Chat***

@@SBzKillFrenzy Don't bring it up! I was just a boy. Now I'm a bat.

@@StevieStitches Gotta change your name to Ratman, and use your grapnel gun more.

@@shiranuiaensland1442 Actually it's a spear gun, Ratbreath. I tried to save her after the kidnapping. It was set up to look like I did it... to frame me.

- Sewer Penguins? How? - Because! -That works!

It's the rare sewer penguin that doesn't have rocket launchers.

If australian people can have sewer crocodiles, why cant american people have sewer pinguins or germans sewer potatoes? We live in a free world man

Not a one

I've never been in the sewers so as far as I know there might be penguins down there.

Meme gold

Keaton is the best Batman

That's one of the gripes I have with Batman Returns, otherwise my favorite Batman movie. They could've easily just cut to Catwoman as he starts taking off the cowl and then the next scene he's without it...that way not only did he not have to unappealingly rip off the cowl but also not be without the dark eye makeup while he's still wearing the cowl. I mean if we don't get to fully see how he suits up why show him unmask either. it's cooler that way.

NANOTECHNOLOGY!

@@AshrafAnam lol, should've kept the dark eye make up.

@@projekttaku1 You mean outside the mask?

@@AshrafAnam yeah.

to be fair the sewer led to the abandoned zoo, so that would technically explain the penguins livin there...a bit

He not they

@@rjb1216 They, there’s obviously two people, Producer Guy and Screenwriter Guy

@@rjb1216 they're two different people, obviously.

@@rjb1216 Both Ryan and George deserve credit. This channel would not exist with only half the cast.

@@vissenekku Wow wow wow.

Burton was originally set to do more Batman movies but they hated this one. I think it’s a weird gem.

yeah, I had all the Happy Meal toys for this movie

Yea, George and Ryan are great in these 😀

@@I.am.Sarah. they’re just two peas in a cubicle-pod!

"I bet it will be hard to have 2 catchphrases in one episode"

It isn't the first time.

@@startingQB or the last! (Hopefully)

I don’t remember this movie being so fantastical?

What's wrong with sewer penguins?

Either they didn't think about it... or simply thought at this point it was the least ridiculous idea they had in that movie.

They have penguins as far north as the Galapagos Islands.

@@IndigoIndustrial which is known for it's intricate sewer system

Burton went off the rails in this one, making it too much of a fantasy. Batman '89 had some over-the-top moments, but was far more grounded and suspension-of-disbelief sustaining.

@@dreamlandnightmare Agreed, Batman '89 was the better movie, a bit to much Burtoning in the sequel, but, Keaton is my generations Batman so he and the movies are the best Batman movies

whoops

@@kennethnwebb whoopsie

It was probably barely an inconvenience for him! 😜

I honestly thought he was gonna go for a 3rd one with stopping penguin

Why do I feel so certain the nose biting wasn’t in the script, and wasn’t Burton’s idea? Danny probably said, “I’m gonna bite a guy in the face in this movie so have the fake blood on stand-by. You don’t like it? Good luck finding another penguin!”

I like the movie. But as with all Burton movies, the story lines are all over the place.

I always loved the scene as just before he dies and he raises out of the water with the blood nose, the timing of everything and the darkness was perfect.

Wow wow wow

@@TrillCityBaby Wow

@@brontosa5351 you understood the assignment lol!! 💯

tbf, penguin groping a random person is pretty on point for a slimy politician. Only question is, how did the movie avoid an R-Rating🤔

Kids were built tougher back then

That might be true if I wasn't already the sexiest villain in movie history. Thank goodness for Advent Children; otherwise I wouldn't qualify.

Danny Devito ain't all that 😂

@@MartiZenith Maybe if you were Rhea Perlman he might be. (I know they've split, but they never divorced.)

You had us in first half, ain't gonna lie.

diablos, como quito el like

Thanks to that, I got to unsubscribe from Screen Rant.

Yeah it is super easy, barely an inconvenience now.

The channel is still owned by Screen Rant lmao

@@camelopardalis84 they own this channel too so no you haven't

@@ceoatcrystalsoft4942 They may own the channel but you don't get a metric ton of shit clogging up your subscription feed or an absurd amount of notifications from whatever low quality, clickbait drivel SR puts out every 20 minutes

I thought I was trippin

It sure is

Wow wow wow ....wow!

You know for Ryan that was super easy barley a inconvenience

It's going to be hard for Ryan to include three SEBAIs in one video!

Excellent point!

An even more direct explanation is that this is just Thursday for Danny Devito.

His hands and maybe feet were deformed. Also, Penguin's father is Pee Hee Herman. I think he also played Penguin's father on the show Gotham.

Don't worry the life saving cat saliva will save you.

@@killianholm2283 if you have access to a cat, that is.

🦇🕴RETURNS👕👖🧥🧦👟

Such a great start to a video. Instant KZfaq classic

I'd watch that over any of the last 6 Batman movies.

@@peterzerfass4609 S I X ?

Returning oversized clothes is TIGHT!!

Snatch would be excellent!

Awww man snatches are *TIGHT!* ....That...that came out wrong. Oh Whoops!

@@lukewright9031 Whoopsie!

@@lukewright9031 lmao

@@Etticos. trust. I've been suggesting it for ages. I've got a lil document I copy and paste with suggestions 🤣 I really would love to see Snatch and the evil dead trilogy done.

So he's becoming BAT-HERO?

@@EEEEEEEE ...Nygma??

@@EEEEEEEE E

Our cats are 17 years old. We give them a little milk time to time.

You could say Ryan is.. pitch perfect

Hope this comment is pinned. First I've seen of it's kind. Truly deserving of many thumbs. Edit: read through all the top level comments and most of the replies. This was the only one of its kind.

Ryan is not an animal though. In this video, dude clearly said "if ANIMAL saved your life..." ..so your theory is flawed

@@beardedentity Hey Carl, yeah Carl. We're retconning your book. Yeah, no biggie, just humans aren't animals now we decided.

@@beardedentity humans are animals though

Sounds like Spiderman Far Away from Home

Hell yes! Love those movies.

@@KotoKiminama "Oh yeah, it starts with some random stuff that suposedly happened some thousend years ago in Egypt" "Uhh then we should get some experts on Egyptian history, to make sure the story aligns with historical characters." "About that, why don't we just put together a story with people that actually existed, but in a span of 500 years?" "Why woiuld we do that?" "It's cheaper." "Why didn't you say so in the first place!"

@Robert ""Uhh then we should get some experts on Egyptian history, to make sure the story aligns with historical characters."" Alternate scripting: "Yeah yeah yeah! 15 minutes should be enough! I think the History Channel has people who know about this stuff."

"So after Imhotep killed the pharaoh the priests curse him. By turning him into a super powerful person. And then the priests' descendants have to watch over him for THOUSANDS OF YEARS. They can never leave, they have to watch that spot in the desert." "So who was cursed exactly? Imhotep or the priests' families?"

Only if they mention people freaking out about the prospect of remaking the 1999 Brendan Fraser The Mummy while ignoring that it was a remake of the 1932 The Mummy starring Boris Karloff.

I didn't even remember that Keaton played Batman, and now that I watched this video I can tell why. Gosh, he's ugly.

@@hendrikscheepers4144 Only after she took off her glasses.

The funniest part about this movie to me is Walken's plan is basically his plan from the 007 movie he was villain of.

Ah, yes. The 120 episode miniseries.

I don't really love it but it's true, the Burton Batmans are exactly that.

A dude in a super mask taking over a city just so he can blow it up but not before giving away his diabolical plan in a needlessly long exposition dump with the main character may not be campy intentionally, but it sure is terrible either way.

I'm right there with you man

yeah... with the partial exception of Two Face, no villain in Burton/Schumacher movies has the actual origin story and when it comes to The Penguin it's literally an in name only adaptation

@@stcsuntzucreed True, but Danny DeVito just goes for it in the role! Probably one of his greatest performances!

Still a great movie. I remember seeing this in the theater as a kid.

@@stcsuntzucreed So, the Joker doesn't fall into a vat of chemicals in the comics? You sure about that?

So then you're well aware that penguins inherently know how to conduct a funeral procession... if only Ryan knew this very basic fact and didn't question it so foolishly 😅

@@andrewgilbert4659 Along with their superior human baby raising skills 🤣

How many unsavory acts have you committed with penguins?

I hope you work as a software engineer or something, and not in a zoo or anything.

@@adamcetinkent Linux dev :P

It also happens in Batman Begins when Scarecrow lights Batman on fire. Just pause at the moment Batman catches fire, and you'll notice that the eye makeup is magically gone.

Am I the only one that understands it's supposed to be part of the mask, not eye make up?

@@lj5190 explain how that’s even possible lmao

@@Theillive What do you mean? That's the reason it's gone when the mask comes off. The the costume department uses eye makeup to make the mask appear more seamless around the eyes. Otherwise, it looks dumb.

@@lj5190 dumb like in the new batman movie then?

Good thing it didn't take a dump.

I think Penguin also asserted his dominance by putting her cat in his mouth probably. I don't remember the movie very well.

@@PurooRoy probably lol

@@PurooRoy it was an umbrella knife to it's throat

No shame. I still have my old VHS copy.

not the first time though.

What now to expect? Three times in one episode? That would be madness!

Brilliant film. Top 10 for me. So rewatchable and my favorite Christmas movie of all time.

“Actually it’s gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience” Returns.

"Batman Returns?! Did Batman go somewhere?" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 I love this 90s classic and Pitch Meetings is hilarious! Surprised Ryan didn't say, "Catwoman's suit is TIGHT!" 😁❤️

The best part is that he literally responded the exact same way at being told the exact same thing minutes later.

Its not?

@@Trakesh It is, IDKmyBFghscdfjh, it is.

@@Trakesh You know what? I've never been in the sewer, so it may actually be a thing

In anime she would be smart calm and likely evil with her glasses tinting solid white time to time to remind viewers shes evil

Also, Pitching guy might as well wear a paper bag over his head, but Producer guy is one to cause a decent man crush.

Who's idea was that women with glasses are hideous? Why was that popular in Hollywood movies? Are those people ever seen women with glasses? They are hot.

@@ExtremeMadnessX bc it's a lot more profitable to get people to buy contacts, which need to be constantly replaced, rather than glasses, which only need to be replaced if they get damaged or one's prescription changes. When glasses are portrayed as unflattering, it gets more people to use contacts, so this is a very common trope bc the glasses industry worked their asses off to ensure that society views glasses as unattractive

@@ExtremeMadnessX I think it's because of the style of women's glasses back in the 30's, 40's, and 50's. Making lenses was expensive, so they made the lenses small and the frames thick - often "decorated", which was supposed to make them more attractive, but actually made them look worse. Check out pictures of women wearing glasses from 60+ years ago. Also, poor eyesight is associated with age, so old women were more likely to wear glasses.

Yeah yeah yeah!

Careful your kink is showing

SAME

@@atishsingh8926 let them enjoy their kink

@@Scottishcanary hey don't mind me, I'm enjoying their kink too

That goes for this film's version of Catwoman as well.

He also has the top hat, monocle and weaponized umbrellas. But the OG Penguin, deformed or not, was more of a sophisticated gentlemen of crime underground, not a monstrous baby-killer. And while Catwoman does have a duality complex, she's not *this* crazy if at all. Also, the 9 lives thing, that's just weird. Still a way better Catwoman than Halle Berry though.

What? There is no sewer penguins in your city?

The Batman Returns novelization explained that the penguins were from the old Arctic World, a leftover pavilion exhibition from a Gotham World's Fair at the old Gotham Zoo. Baby Oswald was found there, presumably by the owner of the Red Triangle Circus, and taken to the Charity Home for Unusual Cases orphanage, as seen in The World of Stainboy episode "The Origin of Stainboy" (2001) episode by Tim Burton. Tim Burton snuck the Joker into The World of Stainboy episode "The Origin of Stainboy" (2001), too. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/bN-SeLOd3Mzapnk.html The owner of the Red Triangle Circus presumably adopted the Penguin boy with a contract as the star sideshow attraction and raised him in the Red Triangle Circus freak show, featured as 'Jimmy the hideous Penguin Boy - the aquatic bird boy,' exploiting the Penguin for money, as seen in The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy & Other Stories (1997) book by Tim Burton. He'd grown to hate ordinary people and normal children. After numerous reports of missing children in several towns, police closed down the Red Triangle Circus's fair-grounds, folded the tents. However, freak-show performer the Penguin vanished before he could be questioned, as read by Bruce Wayne in the Batman Returns movie. The decrepit Arctic World pavilion became the adult Penguin's hideout. Tim Burton also explained in his Batman Returns commentary, "The old Central Park Zoo... The duck car came from the old dilapidated Zoo amusement park, and this was an old Gotham World's Fair that had been run down."

Really? You complained about Screen Rant before but they are the writers. They own this channel too

@@ceoatcrystalsoft4942 You do realise that they make more than just pitch meetings?

Aw, bless you! Get well soon ☺️ Maybe a Pitch Meeting marathon is in order 😁

Get better.

@Jaycie Victory thanks Jaycie 😃😃 I think that’s a very good idea thank goodness Ryan has an extensive back catalogue 🙈😁

That's 8 so far

Batman and Spiderman are in a race for the world record.

@@Bramble451 Spider-Man is winning if you include Into the Spider-Verse and Venom films

@@16shogunelitegreen Does Into the Spider-Verse count as seven? 🤣

why not both sir.

Just Sewer penguins. Delivered with such normalcy was hilarious.

It was the sewer craze of the 90s. People just couldn't get enough sewers back then.

Both are pretty tight

@@samuelfeichtenbiner5020 The literal "shit pipe" Those entendres just keep on doublin'

I think I actually would like a smash button

@@frederickthesquirrel that would make things super easy, barely an inconvenience