Batman Vs. Superman

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@d3_sempai 8 жыл бұрын

That CGI when the commissioner turned into another guy was unreal :O

@nikhilsingh5863 8 жыл бұрын

+D3m0nator lol ur comment made me spit food on my mac

@robeargordy4801 8 жыл бұрын

+D3m0nator omg im dieing lol

@feliciaf8 8 жыл бұрын

+D3m0nator XDDD

@gregdennington275 8 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@Vicious5D 7 жыл бұрын

Uncle D3m0n Oh, Damn You

@armandoheredia6819 3 жыл бұрын

Batman’s cry after being told his parents died priceless

@JimmyBoy9878 2 жыл бұрын

Wouldn't be the first time.

@jkta97 Жыл бұрын

We all know that his parents are just sleeping on a farm.

@CaptainRockoBD Жыл бұрын

It’s literally what makes me start crying of laughter every time i watch 😂😂😂 Batmans so fucking funny

@Val-ed4pz Жыл бұрын

Lore accurate Batman

@Jehtblu 10 ай бұрын

Don't bring it up!

@connor9588 2 жыл бұрын

"You got a stupid S on your chest, in case you forget who you are." "It's my people's symbol for hope." "Hope starts with an H, stupid." I'M WHEEZING

@CemeteryGates007 2 жыл бұрын

😆😆😆💀

@Nazoto 2 жыл бұрын

And Stupid starts with S

@madladthe2nd643 2 жыл бұрын

HyperMan

@SuperJmc7 Жыл бұрын

🤣😂😭

@--Dipanshu-- Жыл бұрын

I always wanted to point that out 😂😂

@vikramjadhav3631 8 ай бұрын

4:53 "What does this mean on Krypton? Gratitude?" Had me rolling🤣🤣

@theventhatiqtho8112 6 ай бұрын

One of my favorites.

@williamlangley2044 3 ай бұрын

😂 Batman can be a real d.....k 🤣Poor Supes (Batman might need Superman's help one day )ha ha ha ha!!!

@Natethegreat016 4 жыл бұрын

“I was a boy..... now I’m a bat” 😂😂😂

@j-dawg4774 4 жыл бұрын

I lost it as soon as he started crying 😂

@James-wd9ib 3 жыл бұрын

This is where I lost it

@compcomp7636 3 жыл бұрын

“You got stupid ass.. on your chest” got me 😂

@Thatspunkymonkey 3 жыл бұрын

Bat boy

@joaquinfigueroa8218 3 жыл бұрын

I literally fucking died🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@cappincurt6215 3 жыл бұрын

“I WAS A BOOOOOY... NOW IM A BAAAAAT” kills me every fucking time

@jagplaha9959 3 жыл бұрын

Freaking hilarious 😆. News reporter poon

@Youn-G84 3 жыл бұрын

Im fuckin dying!!! 💀💀😂🤣

@MuhammadAizuddin 3 жыл бұрын

it's been 7 years since i saw this, still funny every fking time hahahaha

@cormacbobertson4732 2 жыл бұрын

Hahhh 😂😂

@bullymaguire2820 2 жыл бұрын

@@MuhammadAizuddin DOOONT BRING IT UUUP LOL 😂

@travisreed1730 2 жыл бұрын

"My suit's COOL, because I made it MYSELF, Daddy's boy." Gets me every time.

@adriantrusca1245 7 ай бұрын

Gets you? By the balls?

@tjk-goix8513 12 күн бұрын

@@adriantrusca1245 Officer Balls

@lotheapprentice2697 2 жыл бұрын

The delivery of “I’m glad they’re dead” is just perfection

@YogiDesforges Жыл бұрын

The "wow" of Gordon is gold. This red head guy was pretty good in those.

@matthewcabrera664 6 жыл бұрын

Batman: *flips off Superman* "What does this mean on Krypton?" "Gratitude?" I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@usaslastresort1126 5 жыл бұрын

mwilliec ._. Best joke he made 🙌🏽🙌🏽

@letsgoreds3363 4 жыл бұрын

Omg that was amazing

@zerocool-zerocool 4 жыл бұрын

might mean sorry... 😁

@doctor4961 4 жыл бұрын

Peace Among Worlds

@vitorgroll 4 жыл бұрын

THAT WAS AMAZING MAN 😂😂😂😂

@michaeljenkins1469 5 жыл бұрын

Batman straight roasted Superman.I could not stop laughing

@rykerquackenbush301 5 жыл бұрын

Ive shown this all around the world. The best line is subtle and at the end. "I'm glad they're dead." "Wow."

@houstonsanderfield6074 4 жыл бұрын

Super jerk line was fucking hilarious

@KazukiVA 4 жыл бұрын

He cried after superman talked about his parents, wtf are you on about?

@Destoroyah12 4 жыл бұрын

@@KazukiVA they made superman go away because he was roasted. Ez win batman

@C_de_jupons 3 жыл бұрын

After roasting himself

@sban2009 7 ай бұрын

Can't believe they actually meet again. Who's here after the new Pete Holmes video?

@rotemilan8033 7 ай бұрын

me lol

@fdaman3915 11 ай бұрын

Dammit I have to revisit this masterpiece every now and again and it never gets old😂😂

@javiertorres9114 9 ай бұрын

Same

@liamwelch1046 6 жыл бұрын

"Hope starts with an H stupid." XD

@spadjjplays891 4 жыл бұрын

@@noahallen5087 same

@justinhackstadt6677 4 жыл бұрын

Alien languages could mean S for hope. Just in Russian alone Hope starts with an N. So....

@mark45xxx83 3 жыл бұрын

@@justinhackstadt6677 NERD!!!!!!!!!

@grizzlykate 8 жыл бұрын

I was a boy... now I'm a bat.

@lastmanstanding7155 5 жыл бұрын

@@azcardz1869 You thirsty lol

@AlucardTheFuckMotheringVampire 5 жыл бұрын

@@azcardz1869 stay thirsty my friend

@illpikachugetsallthekutti6488 5 жыл бұрын

Yea what's wrong with saying Kate Holmes is a sexy bitch 🤣

@boppob1343 5 жыл бұрын

not on the internet video thats completely unrelated

@suuri.mp4 5 жыл бұрын

*Starts crying*

@travisreed1730 2 жыл бұрын

I love how it started so SELF-DEPRICATING and then, he TURNS AROUND and just COMPLETELY RAGS on Superman.

@bripenniman9491 Жыл бұрын

I watched this 6 yrs ago.. Still is just as funny in 2022.. Love his skits of Batman

@dixonhill1108 7 ай бұрын

The moment you realize this man was president.

@paulcosby8662 5 жыл бұрын

"Get over your dead parents already!" "Didn't something happen to your parents also?" "Nyahhhhhhhhh h h h h I WAS JUST A BOY!"

@jurgenkarambit2084 4 жыл бұрын

now im a bat

@jiadizhang4107 4 жыл бұрын

its such a bad idea not to include “ now I’m a bat” into your comment.

@abigailflynn6400 4 жыл бұрын

He also says "DON'T BRING IT UP!!"

@stopandlisten6070 4 жыл бұрын

Miss quote and still 865 likes.

@DavidGraham221 3 жыл бұрын

NOW I’M A BAT

@IntellectualMeathead 7 жыл бұрын

Batman: "get over your dead parents already." Superman: "didn't your parents die?" *sad bat whimper

@ThemChosenGamers 4 жыл бұрын

@TheCrown1313 8 ай бұрын

I've probably seen this over 100 times now and I still cry laugh through every part 😂 thank you Pete Holmes, you're a gem. The entire Badman series kills me every time

@grudgematch6653 8 ай бұрын

This video was made basically a decade ago and the affects it has on me feels like it was from yesterday! This is deadpool level funny if not better🤣🤣

@CoolPandaTheMovieNerd Жыл бұрын

I love how they compliment each other until 1:38 Then things take a 180 and they begin insulting each other 😂😂

@majesticgamer2957 4 жыл бұрын

This Batman sounds exactly like Christian Bale. Tell me otherwise.

@kmusic160 4 жыл бұрын

It does..jahahaha..When I research Bale's Batman.. all I hear is this.. I can't stop laughing

@grimmywizard 4 жыл бұрын

You don't say? He's impersonating Bale ffs

@lanceuppercut7477 4 жыл бұрын

Tru Story no he’s not I think Keaton was the best batman too.

@NuntiusInfestissumam 4 жыл бұрын

Otherwise

@johnnycee9325 4 жыл бұрын

@@NuntiusInfestissumam u beat me to it! 😂😂🤣🤣

@joshm2274 3 жыл бұрын

Barry Allen : What are your superpowers again? Bruce : I’m basically just rich. And nuts. Rich and nuts.

@indianrider6198 3 жыл бұрын

Quite a prediction for batfleck

@ThePurpleKnightmare 3 жыл бұрын

TBH though in that scene with Barry, he should have also said that is he Smart or a Ninja, those are pretty relevant.

@IsiahTomas 3 жыл бұрын

"I like nuts. They're rich in vitamins. I also like scotch. Scotch, scotch scotch." - One of those Batmans.

@tomlxyz Жыл бұрын

Tbh I love Batman for not having some magical super powers. Same with Iron Man, Punisher, etc. Superman on the other hand is quite annoying as he's so overpowered but doesn't do shit compared to that. He could do so much more than fighting villains with his abilities

@brendonfleetwood6069 8 ай бұрын

9 years later and this is still priceless

@IIISentorIII 8 ай бұрын

100%!

@efrainperez7238 8 ай бұрын

And still better than the actual Batman vs Superman

@RaptorRex0716 Жыл бұрын

“You’re wearing eye makeup!” “FUCK YOU!” Kills me every time

@afiqazdilizan5896 8 жыл бұрын

"What's the point of being the Man of Steel if you don't know how to use all that metal? Hit it!" That killed me XD

@gregdennington275 8 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@kanyegrande4312 8 жыл бұрын

he is called "The Man of Steel" because he is very though to beat. he can resist almost 50 SUPERNOVAS

@MrShizuohewajema 6 жыл бұрын

+Kqog Gaming On Macs exploding in his face?

@donnamarkham9633 6 жыл бұрын

Afiq Azdilizan is

@prestongarvey9328 6 жыл бұрын

Superman was created to never be beaten

@lunatic4152 6 жыл бұрын

Best part was commissioner Gordon saying that it takes more than glasses to hide and then he takes them off and batman: "where is the commissioner" That killed me😂

@keennickolas8575 5 жыл бұрын

damn. I thought he was joking ... but he was really that bat ...

@reazongiovanni3382 5 жыл бұрын

Lmao im laughing so hard

@jimbopaw 4 жыл бұрын

Press 6

@thungoda3082 2 жыл бұрын

Headcanon: repeated concussions have made Batman face blind.

@paolobogli458 Жыл бұрын

He is hiding in the shadows

@Meow99029 8 ай бұрын

I love that Batman is genuinely fooled by glasses 😂

@miraclenerdkidchiki6249 8 ай бұрын

9 yrs later and this is just pure comedy 😂😂

@alekomania 6 ай бұрын

He made new ones!!

@Vsaintrowx 6 жыл бұрын

WHERE IS THE COMMISSIONER! oh you're back😂😂😂

@reazongiovanni3382 5 жыл бұрын

Lmao bruh im dyin

@reazongiovanni3382 5 жыл бұрын

Im dying lmao

@lov.2.g 4 жыл бұрын

I died when he said there was someone else haha

@shindrithargriethrat8408 3 жыл бұрын

"WHERE IS THE COMMISSIONER!?!" I'm in tears.

@rsmith8113 2 жыл бұрын

It’s so funny with the voice 😄

@agreen31 2 жыл бұрын

That shit takes me out every time

@logang6583 2 жыл бұрын

There was another man!

@Tenchi707 Жыл бұрын

And i hate you again

@smozed Жыл бұрын

I love how Superman’s actor is giving the performance of a lifetime and neither Batman nor Commissioner Gordon take him seriously.

@ProvenSawlid Жыл бұрын

I love these Batman skits 😂 “Superman you saw him” hahahaha

@RelayReview 8 жыл бұрын

He said "I'm giving you the bird, what's this mean on Krypton? Gratitude?" Lmaoooooo😭😭😭

@easyboo8208 6 жыл бұрын

RelayReview i lost it at that part😂😂😂😂

@funnyblog100 6 жыл бұрын

It means peace among worlds.

@narutosage37 5 жыл бұрын

Ouch

@RobMarx23 5 жыл бұрын

OMG YOU WATCHED THE VIDEO TOO?!?!?

@Darktitanium159 5 жыл бұрын

@@RobMarx23 look at the number of likes these repeated lines get.

@TyroneMagnus 10 жыл бұрын

WHERE'S THE COMMISSIONER?!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

@giyuutomioka8360 6 жыл бұрын

Tyrone Magnus *MAGNUS PRIME*

@roryc6672 6 жыл бұрын

Magnus!!!!

@renemay2319 6 жыл бұрын

Did you ever do a reaction to this?? Haha

@thegodspeed5148 6 жыл бұрын

Holy shit dude

@ocnbxng5038 5 жыл бұрын

Love your reactions. Keep doin' what you doin'

@nizambao4653 7 ай бұрын

This is why Pete is definitely the greatest Batman ever. Great video y'all.

@skarpethinn 7 ай бұрын

The glasses thing!! 😆🤣 "Commissioner Gordon - there was someone else here!" GOLD!!!

@awesomeruben 7 ай бұрын

But... But... You... You saw him, there was another man!!!!! He's hiding in the shadows!!!!!

@aurkom 4 жыл бұрын

*Rest here traveller, your journey through nostalgia must be tiring.*

@Alpha-bt9bh 3 жыл бұрын

Thanks

@cuzimryte7011 3 жыл бұрын

Its been a long journey but I finally reached the end of the internet and back again

@jlupus8804 3 жыл бұрын

you're too sweet! thanks!

@galaxytraveler5779 3 жыл бұрын

Ok.

@samuelmehaffey2675 3 жыл бұрын

I can't rest yet my friend not till I've hit the 90s safe travels to you all 🙂

@noverdinho 8 жыл бұрын

"Don't bring it up. I was a boy, now I am a bat" T-T XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

@trevorrodrigues41 5 жыл бұрын

HAHAHA!!!!! THAT SHIT KILLED ME

@AlphaGodDamn4 7 ай бұрын

Someone needs to fire Superman! I bet he can't even hold a simple rock.

@arandomguardsmen 7 ай бұрын

Well do I have news for u

@travisreed1730 2 жыл бұрын

3:00 "Why are you guys being this way?" always cracks me up.

@dalime605 5 жыл бұрын

"hope starts with an H stupid!" I lost it at that part

@olliefoxx7165 4 жыл бұрын

The S is silent...on Krypton.

@noodle13_91 4 жыл бұрын

Ollie Foxx that ound tupid

@olliefoxx7165 4 жыл бұрын

@@noodle13_91 😆

@VotingChipmunk 8 жыл бұрын

Gordon: Uh oh, I'm someone else are you fooled? I'm not Commissioner Gordon he's gone. Batman: WHO ARE YOU!? WHERE'S COMMISSIONER GORDON!? Fucking died XD

@totallynota10-year-old82 8 жыл бұрын

Worlds greatest detective

@dd-ye2zq 8 жыл бұрын

+Max Bowler pretty sure shaggy and scooby are the world's greatest detectives

@totallynota10-year-old82 8 жыл бұрын

+danny d a hippie and a dog are better detectives than batman......seems legit

@totallynota10-year-old82 8 жыл бұрын

+danny d a hippie and a dog are better detectives than batman......seems legit

@totallynota10-year-old82 8 жыл бұрын

+danny d a hippie and a dog are better detectives than batman......seems legit

@Taycore9 3 ай бұрын

That burn over Clark not getting with Louis was just uncalled for😂

@JUYAN16 2 жыл бұрын

I just realized why Pete always does the duck lip face because Christian Bale literally does the same thing in all the DK movies. I watch TDKR the other day, he never closes his mouth when he's in the Batsuit. Lol

@hummpy 3 жыл бұрын

You're a star Pete. These never get old.

@thegoldencompany4191 3 жыл бұрын

oh but they do

@mystiqueuser4919 3 жыл бұрын

@@thegoldencompany4191 They get old in the way fine wine does

@pedrobarnez5502 3 жыл бұрын

When was this done?

@thegoldencompany4191 3 жыл бұрын

@@mystiqueuser4919 yep

@addidaswguy 3 жыл бұрын

This is amazing

@forgottensailor2006 8 жыл бұрын

"Is that soup too cold madam....pzzzzzzzzzzzzz"

@AsianDoctorWhoNerd 8 жыл бұрын

+forgottensailor2006 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

@LM-hrtfilia 5 ай бұрын

2023 anyone? 😂 Had to come back and revisit a classic

@JaxBlade 10 жыл бұрын

"This Air makes me strong, Ya FUCKIN nerd" I fuckin choked xD hhahahahhahahha

@gusselito 5 жыл бұрын

My main nemesis is bane, basically just a roided out jock with a gasmask and he straight up broke my back! XD

@Mookaron 4 жыл бұрын

😂😁🤣

@clintlautner9542 Жыл бұрын

Hahaha this had me laughing so hard I had to rewind what I missed

@Tsurgeo 2 жыл бұрын

1:56 that reaction just when sups mentions his parent's death never gets old XD

@AnotherInternetThing 8 ай бұрын

9 years later and this holds up.

@SKYLORB 10 жыл бұрын

4:22 best part "what the point of being the man of steel if you don't use all that metal"

@cliffbot638 5 жыл бұрын

"I'm basically just rich and nuts. Rich and nuts" pretty much sums Tony Stark after the first Avengers

@rufusgoldstein2655 5 жыл бұрын

Rich & savage

@witnessfox3509 5 жыл бұрын

Ohhhhh I thought he said he was bitch & nuts

@dannyj8516 4 жыл бұрын

@Rick O'Shay stan lee made a bet that he can make everyone love a character that they should hate... hence tonys narcisim, arrogance, condescending demeaner, and etc

@Wizardof52 4 жыл бұрын

Rich, nuts, and smart af.

@damianespinosa6393 4 жыл бұрын

Luc Germain idk about that cause saying both are just saying who they are and a lot of heros do that

@panaderofilms 3 ай бұрын

Who's here in 2024?

@TheAstonishingYoungSensation 2 ай бұрын

✋

@InsaneElmosGaming 2 ай бұрын

Sketch comedy isnt a hobby. Its a way of life.

@TheAstonishingYoungSensation 2 ай бұрын

@@InsaneElmosGaming how is that relevant to @panaderofilms comment?

@modernvenomdestroyer7826 2 ай бұрын

YOU ALREADY KNOW

@aswins.p7155 2 ай бұрын

Not me

@OntarioGuy430 7 ай бұрын

1:55 I love how Superman can't contain his laughter.

@blueelementomega6411 8 жыл бұрын

hope starts with an 'H' not with an 'S'...... ROFL !!!!!

@blueelementomega6411 8 жыл бұрын

+Gimp Tuts are you crying???

@blueelementomega6411 8 жыл бұрын

+Gimp Tuts 'S' is where superman's came from??? so i will draw a letter 's' and wait for superman to come out?? well to be spesific i'll draw a letter 's' in a closet and wait for superman to come out of the closet...ROFL...

@xelipher4022 8 жыл бұрын

+Blue Element Omega ahaha Nice one. I'm assuming your blonde?

@blueelementomega6411 8 жыл бұрын

Xelipher Mini i'm not a blond.....

@xelipher4022 8 жыл бұрын

lol

@theraptor8096 4 жыл бұрын

Gordon: "only a idiot would think im a diffrent" Bat: "who are you?"

@shakesalotjones 8 ай бұрын

“WHERE IS THE COMMISSIONER!?” - that was top tier sarcasm lol.

@Cactuspresidents 3 жыл бұрын

This show had some genius level comedy in it. I can honestly say i will remember them forever!

@matrixlone 4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha! Pete's batman paraodies are still the best even in 2019

@hassaniqbal7 4 жыл бұрын

*2020

@fatkidinwalla 4 жыл бұрын

2021* thats for next year

@fursurething8659 4 жыл бұрын

They really are the best!

@abrahamcheesesandwich2414 4 жыл бұрын

*2023

@OlJohnJoe 3 жыл бұрын

DONT BRING IT UP!!

@wolf8359 8 жыл бұрын

"You fucking nerd, with your nerd hair" I cried 😹😂😂

@THE_CDN 9 ай бұрын

"Hope starts with H, stupid!" "I'm giving you the bird, What's this mean on Krypton? Gratitude?" LOL! Man I miss that show.

@Gibsonfire88 6 ай бұрын

"I could have stopped my parents killer! why didnt i put down the kirby?"

@xkee2013 4 жыл бұрын

"He Uses His Heat Vision For Lame Stuff Like Melting Ice Or Heating Up An Old Woman's Porridge. Is That Soup Cold Madam? Pzzzt!" That Line Totally Killed Me

@craighennessy1332 4 жыл бұрын

Sw1zT1m3 my favorite part lol

@myoman1977 4 жыл бұрын

Me too

@dumpster_mcgee_96 4 жыл бұрын

50th like

@MC-wh3xm 4 жыл бұрын

Best part for sure lol

@dadubbsterdumpster5318 4 жыл бұрын

I came here to team up not to be berated! Lol.

@halosounds5610 8 жыл бұрын

Riddler: Whay travels down and alley and has holes in it? Batman: My parents? Riddler: OMG no it's a bowling ball

@down1467 6 жыл бұрын

Amanda Crochet These lines should be the other way around.

@-TheMaskedMan- 6 жыл бұрын

lol XD yeah that would really piss off the Bat lol

@BR-jt6ny 6 жыл бұрын

No, it would not be better the other way around because Batman's unhealthy obsession with the death of his parents is part of the joke.

@zhin8294 6 жыл бұрын

I've seen that conversation somewhere..... Where did you copy it from?

@robyrandom1148 6 жыл бұрын

Zhin The Tyrant its lord zhin to you

@PeaceMaker-Ossi 5 ай бұрын

its insane that it took me 10 year to find these videos they are phenomenal piece of comedy. absolutely love all the batman ones😊

@Joker-yw9hl 8 жыл бұрын

They need to somehow put this on in the adverts in the cinema before Batman Vs Superman 2016

@BeauSci 8 жыл бұрын

Oh my gosh YES!

@TheMeta141 5 жыл бұрын

that would ruin this by roping it in with that trainwreck

@lastmanstanding7155 5 жыл бұрын

Did they?

@ajajpk 5 жыл бұрын

This is better than the Batman v Superman movie😂

@SH4GN457Y 10 жыл бұрын

The shift after 'didn't your parent's die too?' was amazing, some of the best comedy I've ever seen

@SH4GN457Y 10 жыл бұрын

I am, but I personally do classics, the fast-paced dialogue and word games people would play. This is pure gold, no matter the era, though.

@nizambao4653 7 ай бұрын

Pete Holmes is definitely a legend.

@darkbetterlol Жыл бұрын

One of the best video series of early 2010s KZfaq. Never gets old.

@jacobblue52 4 жыл бұрын

2:26 its not often that a “fuck you!” Makes me laugh but damn, this one got me.

@briankenney9528 6 жыл бұрын

"Get over your dead parents" "...didn't your parents die?" "EEEEEHHHHHHH. Don't being that up"

@mikesolomon6130 8 ай бұрын

OMG, “Where is the commissioner?!!!”😂😂😂

@olimcfly 7 ай бұрын

Is this the same actor that played superman in the latest skit from this channel? Awesome! 😂

@DavidSmith-rs8hw 3 жыл бұрын

“I’m basically just rich and nuts. Rich and nuts.” That never gets old 😂

@shrujanamsyama9940 Жыл бұрын

Even the recent Justice league movie took this line. When flash asks Bruce about his superpowers he replies "I'm rich"

@elevenseven-yq4vu 8 ай бұрын

You wanna get nuts?!? Nah, I wanna get Reese's peanut butter cups.

@lazybones99 3 жыл бұрын

"you can't fool someone by wearing glasses and hat" "who are you?"

@trent6626 3 жыл бұрын

“WHERES THE COMMISSIONER”

@MeRacko 7 ай бұрын

after 10 years i still die of laughter when batman says heating up an olds woman porage

@tetsujin_144 7 ай бұрын

5:01 - "What's this mean on Krypton? Gratitude?" Peace among worlds!

@zimmermannaymeric9294 2 ай бұрын

That's a rick and Morty ref ?

@zhixci958 3 жыл бұрын

This is the Batman v superman that we deserve.

@nicholaspalmer5172 2 жыл бұрын

Not the one we deserved, but the one we needed

@robertnew4507 Жыл бұрын

@@nicholaspalmer5172 you stole it from my mind.

@WannaKnowMyName 9 ай бұрын

@@nicholaspalmer5172 Not the one we needed, but the one we deserved

@floydwilliams2414 9 ай бұрын

@@robertnew4507you stole it from my mind is so hilarious 😂

@SharpDesign 6 жыл бұрын

1:54 our mothers are both named Martha...

@atomicshark8039 5 жыл бұрын

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!

@halofansam2446 5 жыл бұрын

Sharp Design Batman: “Get over your dead parents already!” Superman: “Didn’t your parents die?” Batman: pauses* screams unintelligibly.

@Dezzyyx 4 жыл бұрын

All this time has passed and you morons still think it was about them both being named Martha. Slow much. I tried back then but I'll try again: It was him calling attention to the good in Batman, it has nothing to do with the damn names. Lord. Ironic thing is you're the ones making it about the names.

@soygato2722 4 жыл бұрын

Dezzyx Man. I think you need to sit down and think about this

@Xipe-totex 3 жыл бұрын

@@Dezzyyx false

@Adamjb20 2 жыл бұрын

This was better than the most recent Batman movie

@mew10521 2 жыл бұрын

Ouch!!!

@WaltJr420 2 жыл бұрын

8 years on and this shit still cracks me up, Pete knows what’s good

@Jason-me1bs 5 жыл бұрын

The more I watch it the funnier it gets. “Commissioner there was another man... Superman you saw him” It’s comedy genius and the delivery is awesome.

@quiggaxx 4 жыл бұрын

hes hiding..in the shadows lol

@matthewweeks2362 3 жыл бұрын

He's hiding in the shadows

@boltman1195 5 жыл бұрын

Even when he flew away he can still hear them talking about him xD

@TerminalFIN 6 ай бұрын

“You’re adorable.” “What are you gonna do, burn us with your magic eyes?”

@lavatr8322 11 ай бұрын

_"Hope starts with an H, stuuuupid."_ 2:19 😂🤣

@PeterBParkerSpidey 9 жыл бұрын

I'm getting a strong feeling it was Crutchy

@PeterBParkerSpidey 9 жыл бұрын

Yeah it was totally Crutchy XD

@PeterParker-kk9gv 9 жыл бұрын

THE AMAZING SPIDERMAN HA XD! I'm not Cruchy, and I would really appreciate not talking about my alter ego in front of the commissioner.

@PeterBParkerSpidey 9 жыл бұрын

Peter Parker *As Commisioner* Calm down Cruchy, I know you're Clark Kent

@PeterParker-kk9gv 9 жыл бұрын

*As Clark Kent* What?

@PeterBParkerSpidey 9 жыл бұрын

*Commisioner* Err, newsflash, it takes a little more than glasses or a hat to fool people

@Imagine-Baggins 8 жыл бұрын

WHERE IS THE COMMISSIONER?

@dr.strangebat9397 5 жыл бұрын

WHERE IS HE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ferrellcm 2 жыл бұрын

I spit my cereal out when he said "Is that soup to cold maddam?"

@RandoBox 7 ай бұрын

Gotta watch the original again after seeing the sequel.

@PancakesPoot 10 жыл бұрын

"You have a stuipid "S" on your chest" "It's my peoples sign for hope" "Hope stands with a "H", stuipid." Lol'd alot at this part.

@andrewwest9030 8 жыл бұрын

"Hope starts with an "H", stupid"! EVERY FUCKING TIME XD!!!

@jeffreyohler2599 2 жыл бұрын

Ohh I absolutely loved this Parody. That bit about the glasses was pure gold. Matter of fact I'm about to just watch this again!!! Thanks.

@Furley_da_Faded Жыл бұрын

"Take it easy Crutchy, I know you're Clark Kent."😂😂😂

@ThatGuyShep 4 жыл бұрын

😂😂 "what you gon do sweety?, burn us with your magic eyes?

@j-dawg4774 4 жыл бұрын

"You always use it for something lame like cutting through an iceberg or, heating up and old woman's *porridge. Is your soup too cold madem? Zzzzz!* 😂😂😂

@MrUmakemelaff 3 жыл бұрын

He literally heats up Bruce Wayne's steak in Kingdom Come. So it's true.

@nickaddman 10 жыл бұрын

"I'm giving you bird. Whats this mean on Krypton, gratitude?" Badman never fails to make me laugh.

@thewalkerband875 8 ай бұрын

Never gets old Pete

@TexasBaker Жыл бұрын

“Whatrya gonna do sweetie, burn us with your magic eyes?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ThatBrazilChick 9 жыл бұрын

Batman vs Superman: First of all, Batman would not win he has even admitted to it THUS the reason Batman has different tactics and plans to beat Superman incase he ever goes rogue. However, if superman was just coming charging at him in a fight Batman would never win. The thing with both is that they're completely different - superman packs a lot of power and strength and Batman is more intellectual and outsmarts his enemies. He's not even a superhero, he's a detective. They do different jobs. Superman has asked Batman for help many times but superman never truly needed superman's help in gotham only asked for the odd favour. In terms of story, Batman is definatly then more interesting one to read about as his stories are darker, more complex and defiantly a bit sadder in my opinion. He also faces a lot of challenges as a "superhero" with no powers. Also, as a detective his stories are naturally filled with more mystery. Superman is your more classic superhero with his super villains, interesting but not as deep as batman thus why in this video he gets called "boring". All in all, both great characters but I prefer Batman.

@nozzlenuttt 9 жыл бұрын

Ha, ha you have a very interesting point to the Knight Crusader, and an mindset about Superman as well. But I have always wondered why every time some drama or crime go down and an dynamic super hero is born, that the trouble always takes place in the state of New York in lower Manhattan? Haven't you ever noticed that? I mean you have Spider man, Batman, Mr. Freeze (ok he was bad at first), Sharknado, and Superman. I mean there is drama else where in this country also, shoot why you never see em in like Texas, or Arizona or something lol? But after seeing all the movies, I'm sorry Michele, but I am going to have to go with Superman on this one, if I need my butt saved, I'm hoping for him to show up, he's faster. And should he arrive a bit late, like he did during the earthquake with Ms. Lois Lane in the red car, heck he can revive me, by turning the earth back to the point prior to my death lol. Batman, well he's just a mortal detective and can't do that.

@ThatBrazilChick 9 жыл бұрын

Marvin Sanders You have clearly never read the comics. Ever.

@nozzlenuttt 9 жыл бұрын

Good evening Michele. Well the comics not actually, however, the 1960s Batman to present sitcoms and movies I have followed, and the 1970s Superman to present movies up until Christopher Reeves. I guess where I was raised we weren't much fans of the comic book material as we were the new release at the cinema lol. Don't get me wrong I did read a comic or two on them, but I would pick Superman more. I guess I see it as Batman responds to criminal element, whereas, Superman respond to the needs of nature and the people when an rescue arises. That is why I agree with you, they do different jobs and you see Batman helping the cops out a lot. Like you said Batman is more interesting to read about, I guess your comic books vs. my movies would depict a different story.

@nozzlenuttt 9 жыл бұрын

I just had to click and watch your Batman, Commish. Gordon and Superman skit again, and it is funny, it tripped me out how Batman was picking on Superman. I'd have to give it to you a bit, Batman is a little bit more entertaining and somewhat comical. Hell just in the skit alone, he made me laugh busting on my boy lol. Hope starts with an "H" ha ha ha!

@ThatBrazilChick 9 жыл бұрын

***** I have.