Battle Butts III: The Ultimate Rebuttal

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5 жыл бұрын

An in depth exploration of why Soul Calibur 6 is the best game
Sp00n: / sp00nerism
Kyle: / cameracolossus
I streamed this junk on twitch: / lylerath
Music used in "that part": • Octopath Traveler - "D...
►Support us on Patreon► / wrathclub
Merkin Weaver for the Stars - Nathan Kingston
The Gnarliest Narwhal - MattBenBig
The Ultimate Being the Worst Champion - Conner St. John
Producers:
Milk Mind
Patrick Werner
Special Thanks: Alexander Hyslop, Joey Jaquier, Seth Dehncke, The Anti-Thule, vyhd

Пікірлер: 737

@TonTonTheBard 4 жыл бұрын

22:30 *“After serving three consecutive life sentences, they have found that I am eternal.”* If that isn’t a fucking power statement, I don’t know what is.

@BigPuddin 2 жыл бұрын

"I will not die in jail."

@spacecowboy7897 Жыл бұрын

you are wise, you will close your eyes and go to sleep now.

@gren8te319 Жыл бұрын

he's just...too badass!

@thepiguru 5 жыл бұрын

Bill Cosby being immortal and having the ability to summon swords is the plot of the upcoming Cosby Show movie

@RayLilith 5 жыл бұрын

Remember that episode where Fat Albert and the gang enact street justice on Bill Cosby?

@grannps 4 жыл бұрын

*documentary

@ShadeTavish 3 жыл бұрын

Now we know how he was released from prison

@justinhudson256 5 жыл бұрын

Dad has returned from the store!

@Shlippi 5 жыл бұрын

It sure did take him a while to get those cigarettes

@LightCrib2 5 жыл бұрын

Mine actually just did the exact moment I read this

@jennaw2006 5 жыл бұрын

My dad's still buying milk. I think he got lost bc he's been gone for 10 years

@bbluva20 4 жыл бұрын

“How bad do you think we could get before Twitch bans us?” Lyle: “Do it” That’s why I love his humor.

@AlexB-ju9iy 5 жыл бұрын

Came for funny fights with silly characters, stayed to watch a woman combat a manofestation of her fear of motherhood

@Ramsey276one 2 жыл бұрын

Catherine 2? XD

@gren8te319 Жыл бұрын

5:30 came to seee dick, stayed for the speedforce

@GuitarSlayer136 Жыл бұрын

Don't forget the cockhorse who did the same thing

@Banzeken 5 жыл бұрын

"You look like a real pain in the ass" 1:35 Homer knows what he can expect up his rear if he loses

@legopostmalone9239 4 жыл бұрын

Oh no...

@croaker5463 3 жыл бұрын

@@legopostmalone9239 Oh yes...

@innocentguy9639 2 жыл бұрын

He did lose though

@discofraud 5 жыл бұрын

that hatsy part was so emotional.

@kirbyis4ever 5 жыл бұрын

The battle of the fedora wearing incels drove me to tears

@discofraud 5 жыл бұрын

@@kirbyis4ever amen

@PepeDaWise 5 жыл бұрын

@@kirbyis4ever amen

@TOXIN2000 5 жыл бұрын

Does anyone know what the name of the track that played during that hatsy fight?

@Frodudus 5 жыл бұрын

@Robert It's in the description if you're still looking for it.

@kylethenoble1211 3 жыл бұрын

A fly with human arms and legs running torwards me at full propulsion has to be the scariest shit I could imagine

@uncleyokai 5 жыл бұрын

The Throb Golbin should have been named the Throblin

@CameraColossus 5 жыл бұрын

It's Hob Goblin from Spiderman

@uncleyokai 5 жыл бұрын

@@CameraColossus I got the reference I just like Throbiln more cause it's dumb

@991yugioh 5 жыл бұрын

Nah GoblinAssassinCock Only Sanity Not Included fans would get this old reference.

@RatmanXtreme 2 жыл бұрын

5:04 is the start of one of the greatest sequences in modern cinema. "The rising of hatsyII" is still talked about with a wonderment and reverence few other films have achieved.

@GuitarSlayer136 Жыл бұрын

Remember your mother's eyes Hatsy!!!

@Tonymandagz 5 жыл бұрын

Moms boyfriend legitimately looks like my stepdad

@dualblade14 5 жыл бұрын

Two Christmases!

@osamazaidsaffaimam7689 5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@ryantyson6341 5 жыл бұрын

It looks like everyone's step dad

@Chillwave6 5 жыл бұрын

*HEY SPORT* *JUST BECAUSE I'M NOT YOUR DAD DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN'T TALK TO ME*

@yoindianbro 5 жыл бұрын

Lyle no my body can't take it

@dantheguy3303 5 жыл бұрын

I'm mad about the Thanos because it was proportional

@Ramsey276one 3 жыл бұрын

SOMEHOW XD

@Toast241 5 жыл бұрын

6:29 This is just like the episode where Mr. Krabs molts his shell

@MasterOfBepis 5 жыл бұрын

dad thanks for finally bringing the milk home

@Spraetii 5 жыл бұрын

7:49 he just yeetus that feetus

@LazyPirate8 4 жыл бұрын

That some will'e coyote yeet

@iller3 5 жыл бұрын

there's no Gold behind our Premieres

@trashpittv287 5 жыл бұрын

Sp00n has really learned from Dad. At first, he was freaking out at his dumb creations, and now he's making ones that would make Dad proud.

@DarkysLPs 5 жыл бұрын

You're almost beating JonTron in the frequency of Uploads. Keep up the good work

@17thknight 5 жыл бұрын

Hopefully they'rr not beating him in the frequency of being white supremacists

@chip6933 5 жыл бұрын

17thknight please stop, go outside, and enjoy your day.

@briarblack7437 5 жыл бұрын

@@17thknight Yeah. Jon fucking ***Jafari*** is a white supremacist. Good job dumbass.

@EmperorNero 5 жыл бұрын

@@17thknight Autism as a hell if a drug.

@17thknight 5 жыл бұрын

@@briarblack7437 The guy who literally called for a white ethnostate and said that "Black people dilute gene pool". Yes, he is a white supremacist. You moron.

@bulletmonkeyxp 5 жыл бұрын

Is it weird that the thing with hatsy at 5:06 gave me goose bumps

@Cryogenicmonkey 5 жыл бұрын

Incelerator: You shall be punished for your incelence

@omarshah1614 5 жыл бұрын

Nice

@briancahill9594 4 жыл бұрын

He requires a steady supply of incelin lest he die o'betas

@yungmythologist 5 жыл бұрын

Dude. Everyone remembers Clockstoppers. No one fucking knows why, we just all do. It be like that.

@Maltolyte 4 жыл бұрын

"you may find some things obscene" literally one second later: THE FLY

@blackwing2da445 5 жыл бұрын

I love that Lyle has effective MASTERED the Valdo style specifically for Hatsy. :)

@dexwolf575 5 жыл бұрын

Lyle's neckbeard voice is just Xavier Renegade Angel

@theolddeus9672 5 жыл бұрын

@Charles Hastings OOOH! Frittata

@rustyshackle8000 5 жыл бұрын

I know who I'm gonna make in the character creator now!

@Grgrqr 2 жыл бұрын

Now that you mention it, he looks eerily like a joke custom character

@beeskneesmcgee406 5 жыл бұрын

I gotta say, you guys come out with the weirdest god damn characters. And I love them all. (Amendeus II is my new favorite)

@ethanrapp6998 5 жыл бұрын

"Tell me Ammendus. Do they call it the Second Amendment because that's how long it took for the founding fathers to say OOPS?"

@sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149 Жыл бұрын

Mine is Penor (the lovable fan favorite character), obviously.

@Ghostplays23 5 жыл бұрын

Yes the return of hatsy I need to make one to terrorize people when I get this game

@frostbite0707 4 жыл бұрын

I love how each character is a stand up routine

@mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901 5 жыл бұрын

"Get over here, my chewy child~" ... what

@DagothDaddy 5 жыл бұрын

Let's make EVO give these two their own stage

@breakingpointproductions28 11 ай бұрын

I come back and watch this all the time. One of my favorite KZfaq videos of all time.

@notoriousjester2593 5 жыл бұрын

27:03 for the greatest plot twist of our time

@BramLastname 3 жыл бұрын

This gives a whole new meaning to Mustang Dong

@88superlink 5 жыл бұрын

That "MomsBF" bit hit too close to home

@vitora.9524 5 жыл бұрын

Thanks KZfaq recommendation! Haven't laughed that hard for some time now, your channel is awesome

@nimrod2464 4 жыл бұрын

Your voice in the hazbin ads are hilarious thank you

@jessbellis9510 5 жыл бұрын

Previous Battle Butts have been my favourite videos of all time. Lyle's creations are always brilliant.

@mrmcmeme8919 5 жыл бұрын

Your commentary is actually really funny and clever holy shit

@portalmaster1127 5 жыл бұрын

DOS THOU EYES PERCIEVE ME, BUT DOES THE BATTLE BUTS THRICE BESHONE DOWN ON THIS MAKILED EARPTH, IT BE! THE BATTLE BUTS III, THE TRILOGY TO ENDITH ALL TRILIOGIOLIES! THOUT GODITH LYLE MC DOUCHBEYG HAS BLESSED US ALL!

@PlasmaSnake3 5 жыл бұрын

This is exactly what I need

@Shadow60f 5 жыл бұрын

Oh man it's been too long, these are always so freaking amazing, I shared them with my friends and everything, yes dood!!

@joshm7335 5 жыл бұрын

I made some kind of high-pitched wheezing sound when I heard "Only my heart conditions and breathing can defeat me". Also, how advanced is the character creation in this f**king game?

@Ramsey276one 2 жыл бұрын

VERY XD

@echidnavampire 5 жыл бұрын

Real shit, you're still one of the funniest people on youtube. I wish you would upload more often

@Vyhox2000 5 жыл бұрын

HatsyII: The TRUE final boss of Octopath

@dualblade14 5 жыл бұрын

Boss? I think you mean hero.

@johnw6667 5 жыл бұрын

Please do more, this is the most funniest thing ive ever watched

@TheInquisitiveMug 2 жыл бұрын

The worst thing about Mom's Boyfriend isn't that he's trying to replace your dad; It's that Lyle chose to get good at Astaroth. Who does that shit?

@jakecross6212 5 жыл бұрын

Longest and best Battle Butts episode yet!

@SirTickleTots 4 жыл бұрын

Lyle grunt-screaming gives me SNI nostalgia

@patterbits3963 5 жыл бұрын

Lyle is legitimately my favorite KZfaqr and content creator in general, and it warms my fucking heart someone else out there has a weird detailed memory of Clockstoppers.

@kristiandegroot130 5 жыл бұрын

I guess you could say Skelton John snuffed out Yoshi-mitsu...*Like a Candle in The Wind*

@SarthMannson 5 жыл бұрын

I was waiting for this and it's even better than I could have ever imagined

@hellboundangel5777 5 жыл бұрын

Jontron with real life actually Phil Swift of FlexTape and now Dad preparing for battle butts AGAIN!? God has come back a very merry Christmas this year shall be...

@hellboundangel5777 5 жыл бұрын

Dad Lyle if you’re listening please, return to oneyplays soon or if you ever do another Spoilers Ahead do it on Slender Man or Splender Wo-Man, cause that movie was fucking dumb.

@dragonempress8367 4 жыл бұрын

6:31 Plankton: GOOD GRAVY, HE'S NAKED!

@chaotixrafael1 5 жыл бұрын

I was waiting for this for so long!

@skywardsword7367 5 жыл бұрын

I love how right before it ended i was like i miss this and then not even a second later lyle said it

@Slavesforsale1 5 жыл бұрын

Please Lyle, there must be more. I need more Battles of the Butts. Life is forfeit without Hatsy.

@Brother_Aniki 5 жыл бұрын

Hatsy... had a hard life. It's time to let him rest.

@chedaaaaar7083 3 жыл бұрын

5:07 Can we just talk about how anime is this fight?

@gren8te319 Жыл бұрын

7:44 he slid into her dm's and she slid him right back out

@KHPandaZ Жыл бұрын

I really hope Street Fight 6 character customization allows Lyle to make a new video like this.

@Jordanlolqwerty 3 жыл бұрын

"Oh, we're both mummies! No, God damn it!"

@rangerelivsoup1637 5 жыл бұрын

“NOT AGAIN!” “You mean, not a-GUN” Holy shit my sides

@yoursonisold8743 5 жыл бұрын

"What was that?!" "An attack on the free press!" Shit, you guys are hilarious.

@phoonwax 5 жыл бұрын

1:06 I guess you could say its a *Horse Fly*

@reapordeath 5 жыл бұрын

IM DYING LMAO

@mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901 Жыл бұрын

1:07 I guess The Fly is really a horsefly.

@kyubiiofrage 5 жыл бұрын

8:45 Hey look, Lyle predicted the Sonic movie design

@chazprice3774 3 жыл бұрын

I’ll wait until the end of time for episode 4

@Chaos_Vergil 5 жыл бұрын

I HAVE WAITED FOR SO LONG AND IT'S HERE!

@SLocoKnight 5 жыл бұрын

And now we wait for soul calibur VII for battle butts IV...

@steamedrice97 5 жыл бұрын

IT'S OVER BEFORE IT'S BEGUN

@Trygyl 5 жыл бұрын

I love how long Lyle’s character last in regards to the others

@viccvalentine7154 5 жыл бұрын

Oh yes. We are all very much in the mood for a melody Lyle.

@yaboi1792 5 жыл бұрын

This is the first of your videos I’ve watched and I just subscribed

@TheAthooper 5 жыл бұрын

I knew this video would grace my subscription box eventually. I was not disappointed. Thanks, dad.

@thesupernintendophile7404 3 жыл бұрын

1:33 I'm genuinely shocked that this isn't age-restricted, Jesus Christ...

@DK-gw9lh 4 жыл бұрын

1:05 he became a *horse fly*.

@cactuscat6677 5 жыл бұрын

This was a pleasant surprise found on a superbly shitty day. Thank u much Papa Lyle

@uruburus5203 5 жыл бұрын

omfg the neckbeard battle noooo

@birdoven5754 5 жыл бұрын

When DK did the super, he should have said "BANANA SLAMMA"

@420_investment_banker 5 жыл бұрын

The whole "Appropriator" part had me in stitches

@4miopo 5 жыл бұрын

YES!! I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR FOREVER!

@InterruptingOctopus 5 жыл бұрын

"Hip to be square" is a song by Huey Lewis and THE NEWS and was recently parodied in a KZfaq video called "fuck bees" Does art imitate life, or does life imitate art?

@piousminion7822 Жыл бұрын

This is old, but the most I've laughed in a long time. Love it.

@Gormfeld 2 жыл бұрын

12:23 this matchup reminds me of that old video of two kids reenacting scenes from Kingdom Hearts in a snowy parking lot lol.

@luke11526 5 жыл бұрын

I only came here for more Hatsy. I can say for sure I’m more than satisfied, also that anime montage with him and you saying “...the speed force Hatsy!” Made me lose my collective shit.

@Drakelash 5 жыл бұрын

The Sequel I waited for, for YEARS.

@enyrtovsen3174 3 жыл бұрын

When is "Battlebutts 4: the butt of the joke"?

@chaos-goblin Жыл бұрын

I randomly stumbled on this after going down a rabbit hole and holy fek, my cheeks hurt so much from laughing XD

@THEBIGCHULETA 5 жыл бұрын

The fly looks like a turtle with red nuts doing a hand stand.

@AbadonXXX 5 жыл бұрын

mom’s bf should have had the orb to show he is dad

@Coolio_Ash 5 жыл бұрын

I feel like there is a whole ton of lore I dont know about hatsy and I want to know

@TheJanny 5 жыл бұрын

A half hour of Battle Butts is nothing but pure bliss

@doomdog92 3 жыл бұрын

funny coincidence, that scene is also one of the few scenes i remember from clock stoppers

@jackwilliamtaylor5656 4 жыл бұрын

This video made me laugh so hard I got hiccups while hungover and also had to run to the bathroom bc I almost shit my pants from laughing. 10/10

@Ramsey276one 2 жыл бұрын

12:26 O M G XD

@muskker9959 5 жыл бұрын

D e m o n i t i z e d ?

@iguanaboi3921 2 жыл бұрын

Looks like Yoshi got Crocodile rocked

@tobymorgrndorfer645 5 жыл бұрын

First video in 5 months and I am not disappointed one bit holy s***

@gir240 5 жыл бұрын

I’ve been waiting for this!!!!

@nicholascerillo4000 5 жыл бұрын

The next time I play Pathfinder with my friends, I’m going to play a Gunslinger and name him Ammendius the Second.

@AmberStargaze 5 жыл бұрын

don't know if this had been said yet in the comments but using nightmare is perfect for the fly as his ultimate move id becoming a 'horsefly'

@Ramsey276one 3 жыл бұрын

Disclaimer is EXACTLY what I expect of any Deep Customization system in a videogame XD