when youre the protagonist's friend and your theme is more dark and menacing than the antagonist

1930’s technology: ah yes cyborg 1990’s technology: the best I can do is wheelchair

"Holy shit Kars is going to kill Joseph!" *"Der mensch..."*

The Virgin Santana: -Dies by a reflection of sunlight The Chad Stroheim -Survived a grenade straight to the face

I was taking course in German history... Our teacher didn't mention the Nazi army helping the British to defeat Aztec gods.

People Learning French : "hon hon oui oui pee pee" People Learning Spanish: "aaaayyyy papi" *People Learning German*

Part skippers will never know the sheer joy we felt when Joseph was close to dying and this theme played full blast

Stroheim and Speedwagon should get their own JoJo part

My guy polnareff still in a wheel chair and this man is literally a gundam

Pen: **Made in Germany** Me:

Ah yes, my favorite genre of music: *N I E T Z S C H E A N P H I L O S O P H Y*

"The victors write the history books" Which is why they omitted the fact that German soldiers helped put down an ancient Aztec god smh

Stroheim: Man is evil, Man must become stronger and eviler Pillar men: *AaAYayÄYä*

Joseph telling stories of his younger years to josuke

Teacher: "Today we will learn about German history" Jojo fans:

I like how he pops out of nowhere and steals the moment is every episode he's present, awesome character.

Stroheim: Gets injury which would kill any mere mortal like every time he's on screen Also Stroheim: So anyway i started blasting

when the quiet kid in the class takes out his mechanical arm

The lyrics are quoting Nietzsche. _The lyrics are literally fucking quoting Nietzsche._

Strohiem is definitely one of the best written characters

Imagine you go to Argentina to investigate if nazis truly hid there, and mecha Hitler appears behind you as this theme plays in the background because you discover too much

I like how stroheim being a "good guy" sets how evil the vilains of the series are.

_“Sorry, I think you're not good for being a painter”_ *That Austrian kid born in 1889 :*

Virgin Caesar -Have family Issues and Revenge Issue -Died by Divine Sandstorm while his body pretty much intact -Needs Hamon to be relevant Chad Stroheim -Literally helps and form a bond with Joseph despite their status formerly as enemy -Explode himself to fight Santana and still lives and become a literal one man army -What is Hamon? German Technology is the best

"Man is evil and will become better by becoming eviler" sounds like an awesome villain motivation

The Virgin Ironwood Vs. The Chad Stroheim

Fun fact: Stroheim from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure was super popular among the fans that they made Germany into a real country

Hits different for a german who is studying engineering.

Pillar Men: Our theme is the coolest theme of Battle Tendency! Stroheim: *nein*

Stroheim was MVP through the whole arc. Even death and dismemberment didn't stop him.

I would love to see a JoJo spinoff about Stroheim’s life and adventures

I'm still wondering how Germany managed too lose world war 2 with engineering like this.

Not gonna lie, I liked him almost as much as I liked Joseph.

When you think about it, Stroheim lost at least 5 legs in his life.

Jokes a side the most underrated jojo character his development was great and he was really entertaining to have around.

When your theme is more eviler when the main villains theme:

Jojo: The only series where one can say "Thank goodness the Nazi are here".

This theme is SEKAI ICHI!!!!

Disney now: "We fully condemn Fascism (Unless China is doing it)" Disney in the 1930s:

WE NEED AN OVA ABOUT STROHEIM!

when you are rejected by the art school:

what if you, wanted to become the ultimate lifeform, but germany said "DER MENSCH IST BÖSE"

Imagine if stroheim succesfully take over stalingrad

1:20 i rewinded this part like 17000 times. I love how when a group is singing, you can just hear certain people absolutely stand out in certain parts. I could not get enough of that one guy's high note saying "damit" and also the whole way they pronounced "seite", it was beautiful

Sombody: Stroheim is a terrible character Me and the boys: *propaganda plays*

When the doctor says that you need a mechanical prostetic arm

This is The industrial rock we all wanted 🔥🗣☝️

Other anime side character themes: *some heroic "power of friendship" theme* Stroheim's theme: literally uses a huge metal sheet for percussion

Stroheim : - Is German - Speaks Japanese / English in the Dub - Was in Mexico with an English man - says "SpeEedwaGOnnn" with a french accent - Has fought a *Column Fellow* in Switzerland / Italy with a 19 year old British man - dies at Stalingrad *Mr. WorldWide*

Broke: Imagine if Caesar was in Part 3. Woke: Imagine if Stroheim was in Part 3.

If it wasn`t for him being the good guy, this would be a prime example of a villain theme.

“German science is the greatest in Za Warudo” *the madlad tried to warn us*

My theme is like german science...it's the best in the World!

"Did you die?" Stroheim: "Sadly yes.... *BUT I LIVED*

Literally, the greatest and most reliable side protagonist there has ever existed in the entire Jojo arc. I never thought I would ever end up to look up proudly at a Nazi's questionable actions he may have done during his lifetime, lmao. At least, until comrade Stroheim changed , by assisting our hero, Joseph Joestar in eliminating three *literal Aztec gods.* He's the definition of PURE MENTAL WILL* personificated. An absolute war machine, an ideal WW2 soldier. Not even losing half his lower body managed to defeat him from fulfilling his purpose. He came back incredibly stronger as a cyborg, specially built and engineered to fight against the Pillar Men. He was a noble man, proud of his dedication, loyalty to his purpose and to the German Nation. He wasn't necessarily a good person and may believed in the aryan race but he still fought for the ENTIRE humanity and deep down, we know he'll be remembered for that amongst us fans. A geniusely written character. He was evil but lawful and put aside his differences with the people he should consider his enemies due to the WW2, in order to fight together for a bigger cause, mankind's survival. Utterly brilliant. He even felt devastated when he considered Joseph dead. Talk about character development. He had guts of steel. Both literally and figuratively. A LITERAL UNIT. "So lechre Ich..." 50% machine, 50% human, 100% soldier, *100% German.*

His theme is basically "guys you maybe like him, but dont forget, he is evil"

Hitler after he realized that he is a jojo reference

"I promise I won't get political" Me after 2 drinks :

Stroheim is my favorite character from part 2, ive watched jojo multiple times and every time Stroheim shows up and his badass theme starts playing it's always an amazing moment in my opinion he has one of the best theme songs out of anything ever

Stroheim would've showed DIO the power of German science and eradicated him if he was in Part 3 and had a stand

When the medic dominates the entire enemy team on tf2:

When your DNA Test says that you are 1% german:

No one can forget Stroheim's epic entry when he saved Joseph from Kars' subordinates

Currently taking German duolingo classes, the day I can understand what the lyrics mean will be a good day.

Did you know that technically, the nazi salute is a Jojo pose ?

The fans: C'mon, Stronheim aint that bad, he helped to save the world! Stronheim: **OFFSCREEN WAR CRIME INTENSIFIES**

Ngl his theme is really underated

"Oh thank god the nazis are here!" Is what i actually said at the end of the part

What I love the most is that David Productions actually had the lyrics in German

If you listen close enough you can hear Poland screaming in fear

germany doesnt use alien technology, aliens use german technology

Most Jobro themes: light and cheerful Stroheim:

1:33 GERMAN BASS LINES ARE THE FINEST IN THE WORLD

*"WW1 is the war that will end all wars"* Germany 21 years later:

“I’ve came back from hell!”

Imagin Stroheim with a Stand. It’d probably be a badass tank that can summon any conceivable weapon known to man.

This all happened because a boy was rejected from art school

I made a street dog listen to this. I now am the proud father of a German Shepherd. SEKAIIII ICHIIII

There is nothing more finer than German Science

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure battle tendency is the only show that makes you go "Thank god the Nazis are here"

The virgin smokey: Does nothing Not a quality Jobro Doesn’t like the Joestar secret technique The Chad Nazi: Assists in defeating the main villain Quality Jobro Follows the Joestar Secret technique

My uncle walking into the living room after hearing us have a minor political discussion

Stroheim: Helps Joseph defeat the Pillar Man and is quite a reliable guy despite being a literal nazi His theme song: *M A N I S E V I L*

When you realise Germany is a JoJo reference:

I like how if a JoJo fan just casually brought up that they love the theme of the protagonist’s friend who is a nazi german cyborg people would be very concerned

"Even when a man is called good he is edged aside." Jesus, Ghandi, Martin Luther King JR, Harvey Milk, Abraham Lincoln, and so many others

The Virgin French science: Can’t even make good enough legs for walking. Note this was in the early 2000s. The Chad German engineering: Literally reincarnated a man as a cyborg after he blown himself up and made that man a literally walking weapon. Note this was during the 30s.

I'm not kidding when I say that this literally helped me get an A in my German class

Imagine being an average soviet soldier having to fight Stronhein, must have felt like an irl boss fight.

So fitting for him. Also how brutal was stalingrad that even a cyborg nazi couldn't survive it! According to the epilog anyway

Everybody Gangsta until the quiet kid brings his German grandpa to school

Someone: (Insert JoBro name here) has the best theme song Strolheim's theme: YOU UTTER FOOL

-buff German man -has robotic body parts that rival strength of thousand year old vampires - fought god and won -*LOSES A FIGHT BETWEEN GUYS WITH GUNS*

1:23 DaAaAmn it

Kars: I am a ultimate life form! Stroheim: BAKAMONO GA!!! I am a Übermensch!!!

Stand user: Rudol von Stroheim Stand name: GERMAN SCIENCE Stand ability: is the finest in the world

Its funny that the lyrics alone are more evil than most media villains but whenever you hear this theme in Battle Tendency you know things are going to be alright for the protagonists a bit.

Use this as alarm to destroy a school

When the quiet German kid comes to school with this song Quiet American kid: Finally a worthy opponent, our battle shall be legendary Everyone else: *HEAVY SWEATING*

Best part is, the book this song is quoting was also written by Nietzsche, the same german philosopher who wrote "God is dead. God remains dead. And we killed him".