And to the Black Lives Matter community I trust?

@@andysedgley Asian lives matter

I take great offence to that as an asthmatic so much so much so I was lost for words I apologise unreservedly to Scotland’s mute community

@@Inc712 I understand why the mute community would have not like my words and I do hope they don’t have any beef with me I would like to apologise to scotlands vegan community

​@@lfcmuh3528 You should apologize to scotlands cow community instead bring home the bacon I would like to appolagise for emmensly offending scotlands vegan community

I am really pissed about this comment

Are you three years of age? Because I certainly have a late dummy you could borrow. Scottish...?

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@Daniel I have to join you in that apology!

@@vebesese5632 I think you might have taken Daniel too seriously. He is alluding to the comment about peeing. I would like to apologise to all the serious people who are offended by me using the word 'serious'.

This comment is on fire! (Disclaimer: I apologize to all arsonists…)

Lolllllll 😅

Not to mention surgeons,doctors and the wider 🏥 community 🪡

@@boofuls Of course. My bad 😂

About time too! You Canadians have a lot to answer for.

Blame Canada 🎤

Can I get compensation from you ? My cousin went hang gliding Saskatchewan and was stuck in tree when a bear mauled him, bear only took the leg, so it would be awesome if you did the Canadian thing and donate 1 of your legs please. It's cold in Canada so a cardboard box should suffice but at least send express airmail, I'm in Australia so if the leg gos bad maybe you'd apologise buy some ice take off the other leg fly it here yourself, I will give you halfprice on mobility scooter

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agourski

You should apologize to premature ejaculators

You're absolutely spot on @billtomo

I would like to apologize to the world for my statement

Good luck bro ! Now you need to apologize to the Sumerians

British humour is the best

Reckon your friend would like Ben Eltons book 'Identity Crisis'. It's 'Chief' on steroids! The book blurd. "Why are we all so hostile? So quick to take offence? Truly we are living in the age of outrage. A series of apparently random murders draws amiable, old-school Detective Mick Matlock into a world of sex, politics, reality TV and a bewildering kaleidoscope of opposing identity groups. Lost in a blizzard of hashtags, his already complex investigation is further impeded by the fact that he simply doesn't 'get' a single thing about anything anymore. Meanwhile, each day another public figure confesses to having 'misspoken' and prostrates themselves before the judgement of Twitter. Begging for forgiveness, assuring the public "that is not who I am".

Yes, sad indeed.

Was sent to me from a friend with disability. Ironic I have a lot of friends with disability and politically correct is not one of their values.

You do realise modern policing is literally hunting down POC. Stop acting like they're bunch of innocent butterflies your white folk has 1000 reasons to apologize. Its a satire but its true

"They say you can't teach an old dog new tricks. Rubbish. I taught my wife to juggle, and she's 63."

Oi! Did you mean geriatric canine, or geriatrics with canines? Either way you need to apologise as I'm getting on a bit so is my dog.

As an introvert, I am miffed that you would speak of "community." Furthermore, as dyslexic I am further exasperated that you would do so in writing.

@@TosiKuvesi Lol :)

@@radbarij Thank you :) I accept you're apology -- but now you need to apologise to all the elderly out there who put their teeth in a glass at night ;)

Apology accepted!

I apologise to you for apologising to the people who can't stop saying sorry for apologising to myself ... and the world unreservedly apologising.

@@johnfisher247 you'll be sorry for saying this 😂

Canadians?

Ha ha ha....bonk!

Really? Impossible!

Jesus Christ..

Please apologize to all clowns and comedians.

Yeap, John Cleese just apologised to the whole white community for Monty Python.

Sad but true

But it isn't really is it

Only in the states.. hope it doesn't infect the world

@@Alex-cw3rz it absolutely is

I would like to apologies unreservedly to the Scottish community for being lumped in with the "Brits" ....................... ;-)

@@Leopold5100 👆👏👏😂😂😂

Scottish, not british

Ok. I stand corrected on that point. I'm both English and Scottish living in America. And I'd also like to apologize to the disabled who cannot stand!

@@douglasturner6153 : Hahaa... bloody good one !

I'm glad you said Melbourne, as I live in country Victoria and we don't exist, so it wouldn't be us who got upset!!

As a fellow Aussie from Perth, I concur .(though now I feel the need to apologise for coming from Perth... which if you're from the Eastern states or indeed FROM sunny ol Perth itself,you probably feel that goes without saying 😂😂)

Not all Melburnians! The only thing I'm upset about is the weather, the crap public transport system and how much of a hellhole the CBD has turned into.

Love your picture haha. So accurate.

Scottish humour at it’s best😂😂

Absolutely 👈🏻 Brilliant show!

Perhaps the chief himself would accept your apology. I would like to apologize to the good people of Law Enforcement all over the world.

is it sad that we are reminded to be kind to each other? . Though this is funny because he is a foot in mouth person and cannot seem to stop, Seriously the bottom line is...if we all stopped being unkind and considered our comments and their effect on people it might be a better place. I apologise to all the serious people who are offended by my use of the word seriously. .

@@PetroicaRodinogaster264 no, it's sad that we have become a bunch of wusses getting upset so easily. The reality is, no one will be able to please everyone.

@@PetroicaRodinogaster264 people like you are the problem. Grow up. Tit.

@@McOdinson Ok boomer

@Vincit OmniaVeritas ok boomer

Yep but it’s Scotland so probably a bit different. Everything seems better there. Even the BBC is better there.

@@Benlovescheese yes I agree and I’am British.We watch more on BBC Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 we love it 😍.

Cuz it's right wing comedy for people who think there is a cafe out there who has to apologise for serving black coffee.

@@ItsDeffoChris Your opinion is not one I share.

I’m American so my perspective might be a bit ignorant, but the stuff I’ve seen from the BBC generally seems to be more based on actual facts as opposed to hot takes masquerading as analyses. The Guardian, on the other hand…

I think you need to apologise to PC Bullshit, he was not happy. You can contact him at ‘C’ Division, Leith Police Station

Uploaded by the "woke" and "PC" BBC

@@adama-k2710 my friend, they've got nothing on the rabid woke fiends of North America.

I find that offensive to the dental community

@@johnmullens2857 I'd like to apologise to said community, and I furthermore would like to express that I will never speak like such a fool again :) I'd like to apologise to the foolish community.............

You don't need to tell jokes anymore, just shout Starmer, people will laugh anyway?

Hello Teresa I see happiness all around you, can I please share from it

And ONLY a smidgen, right?

Hello Peg I see happiness all around you, can I please share from it

Do they? Sorry 😜

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(Apologies to any Scottish people, I apologize on this man’s behalf).

The Scots have a great sense of humour, you keep voting for Jimmy Kranky and the hate speech bill Hamza Yousef has brought in. I'm sure it's going to be a laugh a minute!!😂

Absolutely. That's not just a sincere opinion / Comment by the way, but also doubles as a very nostalgic in-joke - for anyone who remembers the obscure show where this guy made his name (back in the 1980s)!

@@kevan00001 what do we have to a apology’s it’s so funny the English aren’t funny 😆 are they .🐣🐣🐣🐣🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

He isn't a police constable

You better apologize to those Scots that dont have a sense of humour...

no it is satire, there is a difference.

@@PetroicaRodinogaster264 Satire isn't a thing now. That comedy skit is actually a true representation of how everyone is forced to say sorry for nothing, but hurting some sensitive Karen's feelings.

Art doesn't imitate the real world, it holds up a mirror so that it can see itself. This sketch is art.

Oh it was a skit......

@@joebloggs3551 I was surprised.

I am so sorry there are people like you who are obtuse and limited in language.

It’s not the British you need to apologize to; this was the Scot Squad.

you are not dying?

@@jamesdalebozeman He must apologize British and all British colonies

We will do our best to keep it alive no matter what 😅

@@jamesdalebozeman Scotland is part of Britain, it's British humour. If some parochial English nationalist started babbling on a Monty Python policeman sketch that this was specifically "English" humour it'd be rather sad. Same applies here.

Yeah, they are getting back to good old fashioned real comedy. Jim Davidson and Bernard Manning mocking gays and black people. What a refreshing change to get back to hatred after ten years of being decent humans.

@@tommiatkins3443 like progressives are full of love.. truth is far from both sides

@@seanmulcahy3243 Example of a "right wing" expression of love please.

Me too! It's brilliant! 😆😆😆