Narrator Sir. I feel sooooo bad for you with all the crap you gotta go through when you do your research. I don't know how you do your job but I'm willing to bet it ain't easy. You have my utmost respect.

As a person who worked in construction retail, the lever doorknobs are sold as either left-handed or right-handed. The boxes are labeled as such. Round doorknobs work for either. Check which side the hinges are on the door and if it is an in-swing or out-swing prior to going to the Home Depot in order to get the correct handing and door thickness for your doorknobs. And no, doors vary in being hollow or solid core, as well as in thickness, width, and height (which is generally 6'8" in the USA as a standard, though other taller sizes are also available, particularly for commercial use).

That "boneless" donut reminded me of working at Wal-Mart. I was an inventory associate that worked primarily in the backroom. I noticed a pallet with a hand written label that read "vakums." I was more upset by that than amused. Especially when I found out someone in management had done that. Fast forward... The dairy department had a sale on eggs. This gentleman brought to my attention that every carton of eggs he put his hands on was EXPIRED!!! I immediately pulled out my phone and called my supervisor. He told me to stay there and make sure no customer touched that section, until someone from that department or management came to fix the problem.

i live rurally on a dirt road in cottage country ontario... 3 issues: sometime ago, long before my hubby's parents bought the place in the 80's, the local township to put in an additional road in my area for access? i don't know... but my front yard where the river is, is separated from the house by the dirt road, which has led to road allowance issues. basically part of our house deck/front driveway is in the road allowance and so it part of our yard etc. so we're not allowed to touch the trees near the road etc. a few years ago they decided to raise the road by more than a foot due the great lakes being high(we're on part of lake huron) and flooding issues. last summer/fall they decided to take out most of the trees lining the road, we didn't complain because they really needed to go either dying or severely damaged... the plow and graders have a tendency to hit them and the road is so narrow, only a single car can drive it at a time. they left STUMPS right one the edge of the road and in their raising, left a steep drop(almost 2') between my front yard and the road... then we got the first snow, normally they plow our road with an f150, smart plow drivers just don't do our road in winter. one day i hear the back up beeping and then a very loud engine grinding and gunning... the plow backed down and found the stump in front of my place and the steep drop. 2 1/2 hours, a second plow, a front end loader, a dump truck, and finally a heavy tow to get it out. they grade our road, either when it's heavily raining, or just before a heavy rain storm... which makes the potholes that develop WORSE and it's like driving on ice.

21:37 My grandmother was a landlord. (She passed away saving another person's life. ) Out of all her tenets, only one stood out, in 25+ years she was never late on rent, never had negative issues (loud parties etc.) The house had already been paid off, as she basically paid for it, the house was given to her... There are great landlords, not all are the typical slum lords

Reminds me of my time in college. I took a vehicle engineering course and they had a few old bangers in for the students to dismantle and rebuild over and over. One had stopped working entirely and being top of my class, was asked if I could fix it. So after repairing the throttle cable and realigning the fanbelt, I went to clean my hands from all the grime, telling my friend I managed to fix the broken vehicle. He had the brilliant idea of getting into the vehicle, then without checking if it was in gear, started it up and the car proceeded to jerk forward repeatedly, right into the rest of the class that was standing in front of it, running three over including a tutor, who pulled the battery cables off to stop it, getting electrocuted in the process. 😂😂😂 Thankfully no one was badly injured.

I used to work at industrial bakery that made hamburger buns for major brands. For the 8-pack bags you find at grocery store, the buns would go through various stations where they're checked for bad buns, lined up in sets, sliced, stacked 2 high, pushed through a bagger, then get closing tab put on, then date/time spray-inked on, then bags loaded into trays and stacked on dollies so they could be put in freezer or loaded on truck. If bags run out without someone noticing, or alignment/air pressure get off where they are supposed to be, the buns will go under the printer bagless and still get inked. In order to not waste product the unbagged buns are saved. Once everything is fixed, the good buns (bottom layer generally) will be hand-bagged. I'm guessing that in the chaos some of the bun sets got flipped upside down and when hand-bagging someone grabbed and bagged that printed set without flipping it right-side-up to verify it was good.

"I hate you I hate so goddamm much" got me rolling and I'm sorry for what you go through

I worked out Lowe's for years the amount of people that asked for a standard door or window was insane. One lady yelled at me because she didn't measure and I had to tell her doors come in many sizes. So she bought a random door and called me a lying a-hole. Then yelled at the store manager when she had to return it. Still didn't measure demanding we fix her problem and give her the right size.

I seriously love this channel. The narrator is the best of any channel, I had people staring at me like I had slap lost my freaking mind when the boneless donuts came up, I mean, it was funny regardless, but the way the narrator reacted had me laughing way too much and too hard. That is until a nurse came over to see what was wrong and I backed it up for her to see then she started howling in laughter causing more to come over, I had to back it up and replay it four times but it was totally worth it, everyone was laughing like mad. I'm sure y'all got several new subscribers from that. I mean, this channel is always funny, the highlight of most days, but today was the funniest group I can recall in recent memory. Give Egbert a raise! He more than deserves one.

18:05 - I've experience an equally maddening elevator design. I stayed at a hotel that had two different elevators. No, not what your thinking - "two normal elevators" think "two elevators that both lead to different floors." Meaning there where TWO OF EVERY FLOOR. Depending on what elevator you got in dictated which version of the floor you arrived on. Both elevators had the same buttons with no "floor version" indications. As someone with a poor sense of direction, (I could get lost in a paper bag), I have to carefully memorize the way to my room. The route was simple; go to the fifth floor and turn left down that hall. You can imagine my panic when I got off on the fifth floor (after already being at the hotel for two days) and turned left to see a wall. It felt like I just noclipped into the backrooms. What's worse is that the elevator layout wasn't disclosed anywhere, and the two different elevators where tucked away in identical hallways (remember, I have an awful sense of direction).

The pizza infuriated me. PUT. THE.FRIKEN.SAUSAGE. IN DA DAMN MIDDLE!!!!

The only thing worse than people who have "one job" and blow it is when they get all defensive about it; "Hey, I was paid to paint the curb, not move someone's parked car!"

This guy lightens up my day when I’m miserable!

About thè landlord thing, he's COMPLETELY correct. For example, my family rented a house for 12 years, and our landlord didn't come to fix or even check anything AT ALL. We did everything ourselves, and he evicted US for it not being good.

The door in the school of Harry Potter Hogwarts is huge😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

15:54 Even better, continuing to the left and then going up takes you right back to the start. It's a closed loop back to the start.

The one with the escalator could be a building undergoing renovation while the rest of the building is still being used. But someone hadn't thought of shutting the escalator off. Well that's the only rational thing I can think of.

The ad next to a mirror actually makes it a cool optical illusion. If I ever find myself owning a building with that bathroom, I would easily fix that by giving the floor-to-ceiling windows the stained glass treatment. It would provide privacy, and would be aesthetically pleasing.

12:59 you know the kid is absolutely terrified when they went down the slide

13:21 And the seat and the lid are usually one piece. They would have had to put it together wrong, and then continued with the installation.

"What's the default juice" Me: "Water"

15:00 that guy ALWAYS forgets his wife's birthday.

It's official : Be Amazed has begun his Arthur Morgan arc.

The backwards doorknob is also a way you can childproof doors. They can't slam their fingers in them, close them in general, or accidentally lock themselves somewhere.

The slide 4ft off the ground at 12:30 is actually broken. If you look at the rim it has a chunk missing out of the rim. As well as the bolt holes are empty so this does not seem to be on the designer. However whoever runs the playground should have something put up to keep kids from going down the broken slide.

The printed-on burger bun reminded me of that one time at a Golden M where I had the "pleasure" to first complain for a friend for wrong ingredients on their burger, and then, when my food came, opened the box to find a shoeprint on the upside of the bun. Somebody had clearly stepped on it and still decided to use it... Well, our whole table got free ice cream and all other treats we wanted that day, mainly because I chose to be discrete with the shoe burger and show it to the manager without making a scene or raising other cusomers awareness to the problem. The restaurant had been full to breaking point, it would have been so easy to get them to loose a lot of customers - but nah, I went for free Ice cream and free apple pies by being nice about it.

Person who labeled the condiment pump messed up. The order goes: Ketchup, MUSTARD, MAYONNAISE.

I once saw an upside down billboard on the freeway. Wish I could've gotten my camera out in time to snap it and share it with yall.

The Valentine's Day clip reminded me of something I saw years ago at The Home Depot. Someone with a great sense of humor took a couple of toilets and put them on an endcap. Not that big of a deal. But what made it extremely funny and memorable was the giant handwritten sign that read "Great Father's Day gift."

Whit the pizza before you called the police I literally said "OK this one this one is a crime " I fell on the floor laughing

That Mango-cado ice cream took Fird place at the ice cream contest.

24:09 the mail box also had two # 2s and no 12 😂😂😂😂😂 @BE AMAZED

In Florida, when they widened the road, they covered all the manhole covers with asphalt. Years later, you still feel the impact when you hit an asphalt-covered manhole cover.

@1:33 Excellent paint job. Even the wheels. I couldn't paint a straight life even if my life depended on it. 4:52 Some politicians think are the same size. 6:24 I would love to put, a label on attractive ladies' buns. 7:55 Hey bro, pass a joint, and a beer. 21:01 Paint covers all sins. 22:20 @ $65 that's a bargain, versus @ $79.90. At least you know what you're getting. 24:16 Hey bro, pass a joint, and a beer. Could it be it's Friday, Weekend the next day, Woo?

At 23:55, the worst thing there is not even the alignment of the mailbox row containing 3 and 4. It is the fact that there are two mailboxes numbered "2" and that mailbox for number "12" is missing. Now I don't know if there really are 12 flats in the building but confusing the mailman as to which of the mailbox labeled as "2" he should choose to put the mail regarding house number "2" is the main problem here.

This one had me chuckling most of the way through. Your exasperation was palpable. I'm a perfectionist. I would have lost it had I been the supervisor on some of those jobs performed incompetently.

That mustard and mayonnaise screw up is every O.C.D. person's nightmare.

Now I seriously have a hankering for default juice, like I seriously want to know what the hell it taste like!! LMAO

1:48 " hay, my job is painting the road your job is moving the leaves

well with the bathroom with floor to ceiling windows, either the people using it isn't shy AT ALL or it's just a display bathroom to show what the company builds

11:08 Anyone else notice the misplaced floor tiles surrounding the lonely turnstyle?

0:12 When she's that cute, she can put mud in the mustard pump, and I will agree that it's mustard.

10:55 that’s AI. You can see the weird text in the room to the left. Why are multiple of these AI images?

this guys videos are perfect he takes the time to look for the clips and pictures to make it great for us

that slide that is 4 ft above ground, looks like there's bolt holes so either someone stole a section of the slide or the designers were sent the wrong size part and are waiting for the right size but you'd think the city would put a out of order sign at the top of it

Now you said donuts are meat im questioning my existence

Lmao, as a senior art director, many of the designers of these fails deserve the pink slip. Even worse are the idiots who approved the designs before printing / publishing. I'd be blacklisted if I did even ONE typo wrong. Geez. Thanks for the upload ✌🏻.

17:19 This Valentine's slip-up is both stupid, and hilarious at the same time. 😂

15:21 I had a calendar just like this in prison and yes all the dates were messed up. It was so confusing until I figured it out 😂

24:01 There are TWO TWOS

The default _juice is more expensive than the regular 😂😂😂

I can explain the box full tartar sauce problem. Someone probably ordered a side of tartar sauce in a different order cuz that's how it's done. And the boxes got mixed up that kind of thing happens all the time.

21:21 Painter here. It was sprayed. It's easier to spray everything than to cover it.

Default juice? That's clever! That's gonna make people buy it for curiosity!

Theres 2 twos at that apartment box 😂

14:30 Additionally, they only put 6-candles on the 7-candle menorah. 15:10 that is likely a calendar from somewhere near the international dateline; if you look into it, you will find that the time zone line between Germany & North America frequently gets reconfigured, usually due to trade agreements; sometimes resulting in extra days (one place celebrated a holiday 2-days in a row), or you might lose a day entirely from your calendar (usually a weekend). 24:00 where is Mailbox 12, and why does Apartment 2 get two mailboxes?

At 12:06 actually a little bit earlier when you were talking about the cones… we had a maintenance guy at my elementary school who did this and no one knew until us kids starting pointing out the “green hair” on top of the cones. 😂😂😂

On the calendar one you can see March printed in the bottom-right corner and it appears they got that right at least (starting on Thursday).

“HOW DID U DO DIS HOOOOOW!?” 💀

"Did you know that not all doors are the same size?" The older I got, yes, but when I was younger? No. Now to be fair to myself, I *never* installed any doors before nor do I trust myself with tools, especially electric drills, to even try. So to my young brain, doors just automatically were the size you need them to be. Until one day when my dad was helping grandpa do renovations on this building grandpa owned. Now, I know what you were thinking, but it wasn't either of them that made the mistake. Nope. It was the supplier. For some reason, he gave grandpa and dad the wrong sized door. Like three inches too tall and too wide. And grandpa checked to make sure he and dad didn't send the wrong measurements. Nope. They did their jobs. And I know all this because I was sitting there watching them do their work and I could overhear grandpa talking to the supplier and that guy wasn't take responsibility. Needless to say grandpa dropped him, but he and dad still had these oversized doors. So dad brought "La Saw" and started making adjustments.

I'm sick right now and this video makes my day better

Mc donalds workers be like: uh- was that extra mayonnaise ? Is there mayonnaise in the yellow tube and mustard in the white?

9:56 voice crack "scoop of ICe cream"

The McDonald's examples have easy explanations. The first is a cheese sticker that accidently came off the line and got on the McChicken. The second is likely a mistake where the bag the buns come in was damaged when the printing on the bag took place and it made its way to a store. Your almost right on the third but a cheeseburger comes in a wrap and that box a 4-piece nugget box. Regardless they would have known it was wrong before they even opened it. When you super busy it is easy to grab a box and not pay attention to your back line.

I was watching this on the train and had to stop myself from bursting into laughter… thank you Bartholomew Egbert Amazed for all you do and thanks for making us laugh.

"Dohnut bone" sounds like a euphemism

Nobody gonna talk about the EXTRA 2 on the mailboxes???

24:02 the numbers on the mailboxes don't even reach the number 12 😂😂

23:54 The guy who installed these mailboxes was so stupid that even Be Amazed didn't believe it. Not only did he install the 3 and 4 out of this place, he also thought 2 came again after 11.

Not the sad starlet being crushed D:

You forgot to mention that the last mailbox is missing the 1 in 12 23:54

This happened when I was a around 22 or so. I was a cook at a Pizza Hut, and we got a phone order from a very rude woman. I answered and did my whole polite shpiel and asked her what she would like. She said she wanted a large pizza with "every topping we had in our inventory". I was a little taken aback, and asked her if she meant a super supreme. She asked me if that had every topping we had, and I told her that it had almost everything. She then went off on me telling me that I must be deaf, because she wants EVERYTHING. I said fine. So I got every last thing we had as a topping. Pepperoni, sausage, beef, ham, bacon, chicken, anchovies, onions, green peppers, jalapeños, black olives, green olives, pineapple, sliced pickles, tortilla chips, cheddar cheese, salsa, BBQ beef, salami, ranch dressing, and mozzarella cheese. The thing was loaded. If you're wondering about some of those toppings we did offer a taco pizza and several different sandwiches. I knew all of that at once would make her sick, but I made it anyway. The manager was working the front, and when the pizza came out she gagged. She asked me what I thought I was doing, and I explained it to her. She just nodded her head, cut the pizza, and sent it out with the driver. About an hour later we got the most abusive call the store had ever gotten. She was going completely nuclear on us about her pizza. The manager explained that she had said she wanted every single topping on her pizza so she got what she ordered. The woman was saying that she had a fish allergy and that she hated pineapple. I doubt she had the allergy as she was fine enough to call and scream at us. She eventually said she wanted to "talk to the retard who took my order", obviously meaning me. I got on the phone, and listened to her rant some more. When she took a breather, I told her that I did what she asked for and that I didn't care if she had an allergy or hated pineapple. She bitched me out when ordering and that if she was stupid enough to ask for something like that, then she was going to get exactly what she wanted, and that from then on out, she could kiss my ass.

In the mailbox one, the lowest goes from 11 to 2

7:26 now don’t mess up my chicken nuggs or ima act like a karen

There are 3 default juices. Apple, orange, and grape. Cow milk is default milk. Chicken eggs are default eggs. Default bacon is pork bacon. Default gravy is beef gravy… keep it going if you want…

thank you be amazed team for allowing the narrator to let loose and go feral on this video because it's incredibly entertaining

On the mailbox one, it also says 2 instead on 12. The one may have rubbed off, but somebody should have noticed

'sus stop' Had me on the floor

Um I’ve eaten a bun with a expiration date on it, but I didn’t realize until after I ate it… maybe that’s how I know what ink tastes like lol

Regarding the landlord paint thing i watched an episode of Forensic Files in which a child from a foreign country died because she ate some lead paint while playing and the whole family was from a foreign country and the Landlord didn't even tell the family of the paint situation but when he found out the police was looking into him for the death of the child dude did he admit his wrongs? NOPE he decided to cover his tracks and tried to save his scummy behind and copy the mother's 'signature' (she was learning how to write and stuff so she just prints her name from what i remember or something) and paste it onto a Lead Disclosure document but and then copy that to try and mislead investigators but dude was found out and arrested, i forgot what his sentence was but dude was so scummy he didnt want to let this Tennant know(and who knows what others he didnt tell them) about the lead paint situation and tried to lie his way out of it when something bad happened....

Those fast food ones reminded me of a time my mom ordered food for us and one of them was "a cheese burger with ketchup only." You know, instead of the mustard and pickles it would come with by default from the shop. They gave her 2 buns with ketchup in the middle and nothing else. She was pissed and drove all the way back to the store to complain. I did get my burger in the end at least.

I've seen avocado ice cream before. Since it's very neutral in flavor and has the fat, you can't tell it has avocados.

In order to cope with things such as the default juice, I like to believe that everyone just decided it would be funny to keep it and put it on the shelf

I got fired after only taking a day off at my job at the calendar factory. I relate to 15:07.

13:30 I have had SO MANY dreams with bathrooms like this in them...usually because my body is trying to get me to wake up and go use the bathroom...so the dream gives me "unacceptable" (un-private, nonsensical, gross, or any and all combinations of such) bathrooms as a means of waking me up, haha.

I don't know I had a genius of a landlord who installed a shower stall.... with the shower head aimed DIRECTLY at the curtain... yeah... that was a genius move...

14:42 since this calendar forgets both the 22nd and 29th of February, this means if you count the amount of days there’s only 27 DAYS OF FEBRUARY IN THIS CALENDAR.

11:45 Isn’t it harder to mow around it that evenly that it would be to pick up the cone?

We need a whole show for these just for this narrator 😂. I'm dead! 😂😂

22:33 I think it's like some kinda coded juice like "If juice; true then" something like that and it can be a computer juice or it has a juice USB and you can adjust the code to make you whatever like big, small, invisible or idk

to be fair, the problem with the image with the door is Not that the door is the wrong size. it's that they didn't take into account that most shelf-bought dyi doors do Not include the door jam With them. i'm guessing that door originally had one of those monster jams that took up a foot of space on its own. the Door would have fit _If_ they had left the door jam in in place.

24:11 also to make it even more uncomfortable the bottom mailboxes end WITH A 2!

Before even watching this, I just had to comment on the thumbnail: the man painting the curb is teaching the car owner a lesson for parking at a YELLOW CURB!

Where the wall was in the way of the exelator, the light on the ceiling is not centered.Also, the shine obscures the wall .It can't obscure the wall.It's Photo Shopped 😂

0:19 bro became an AI Text to speech for a second

On December 10th, 2023, on my 16th birthday, my family bought a new ice maker to replace the broken one in our indoor fridge. We placed it in the laundry room, and it has been producing enough ice to fill up our cooler. However, I'm annoyed that closing the ice maker isn't as simple as it should be. I have to drum on it or shift it back and forth to get it to close properly. By the way, I want to let you know that I'm now a subscriber to your channel. I can't stop laughing at some of the stories, especially the ones in the "Satisfying Times Karma Came for Awful People" and "Embarrassingly Dumb Ways People Died" series. I'm planning on sharing your channel with my relatives so we can all laugh together.

Also about the Valentine's part... it'd make sense in a "dark humor" kind of way.... The guy got a Cucumber as a gift for his girl as a joke, so she proceeds to "surprise him" with a hammer in return.

Is it just me, or is the intro the best part of the clip?

The thing that made me even more mad for the apartment mailboxes was that the 12 wasn’t even 12! They did 2 2s like how they did on elevator with the double 5s. Guys, please get your jobs right!😒😞