Tom is able to do "fabulous Freddie Mercury-esque sexyman" and "unhinged Australian gremlin" equally well and I'm so here for it.
@renatocorvaro69244 ай бұрын
Simultaneously even
@andiaradan4 ай бұрын
You made me choke at "unhinged Australian gremlin," so thanks for the laugh
@snjert84064 ай бұрын
Oh my god yes.
@ReebWilsoh4 ай бұрын
We're all like that down here.
@sarahtonin63674 ай бұрын
Also if he were me he would put "Unhinged Australian Gremlin" on his business cards. (Right underneath the part where he reminds us he's not a cop.)
@sr.cosmos15584 ай бұрын
Tom, blink twice if you're being held hostage by Mr. Bean.
@amelialikesfrogs57784 ай бұрын
Beanus himself. We know he's capable of killing.
@ZontSozont4 ай бұрын
The taste of heinz ads
@GamingWithJackYouTube4 ай бұрын
“MaGiC” - Mr. Bean 1997
@purrgundy4 ай бұрын
"Very well, Sir, bon appetit"
@iwakuralain14594 ай бұрын
If you slow the video and play it backwards you can actually hear him asking for help
@TheFourthBlackReaper4 ай бұрын
I wasn’t expecting a cover of the British National Anthem, but I ain’t complaining.
@FeenieVonKarma4 ай бұрын
God Save The Bean
@gretaweiss68024 ай бұрын
😝😝
@averagejoey20004 ай бұрын
feel like this is multilayered. killing and looting for beans
@EntropyKC4 ай бұрын
The only problem is the choice of Heinz over Branston
@vanq49994 ай бұрын
@@EntropyKChonestly I'm surprised to see they have Heinz beans there instead of some American style sugar filled refried bullshit. I'm not going to diss them for thier choice of brand.
@SunfireSG4 ай бұрын
I love how unhinged this becomes just to come full circle back to fart jokes
@Puffleman244 ай бұрын
Sometimes I worry that the Australians have developed beyond us, their humble British ancestors, then I see this and remember that we are indeed Brothers in Bean ❤
@travisworts62494 ай бұрын
They do have better accents
@The_Eevee_Breeder4 ай бұрын
Oh wow that loop was terrifyingly perfect. Another nightmare inducer, thanks Tom.
@broblerone4134 ай бұрын
the song is eternal
@Regal_Goose4 ай бұрын
what a nightmarish loop of lovecraftian legumes. I'm here for it
@I.Read.The.Hobbit.In.19374 ай бұрын
“Lovecraftian Legumes” is my new favorite term. Thank you.
@vintage-radio3 ай бұрын
@@I.Read.The.Hobbit.In.1937same
@goop4233 ай бұрын
@@vintage-radio same
@goop4233 ай бұрын
same
@redninja00782 ай бұрын
Y’know, I never once thought in any potential journey and/or outcome of the entirety of my life that I would EVER hear the words “lovecraftian legumes” said in a sentence. Honestly, kinda glad.
@yerghaizverot64414 ай бұрын
This is a masterpiece. Totally subverts the expectation early, goes completely off the rails, and then subverts one's subverted expectations. Absolutely brilliant.
@Errorlicious4 ай бұрын
I pray that this becomes a full song, it's honestly such a bop
@Zeph5614 ай бұрын
I would die for this to be a full song
@dresdenvisage4 ай бұрын
I LOVE spooky minor key bops
@lesbianaconda29714 ай бұрын
I hope it stays a perfect loop (or even becomes even more of a loop)
@LuxLucidOfficial4 ай бұрын
@@Zeph561 and be reborn for the eldrich bean
@Zeph5614 ай бұрын
@@LuxLucidOfficial I would sell my soul for Ancient Legumes for this to be a full song
@TheDarklingWolf4 ай бұрын
The loop on this is ridiculously seamless, holy fuck.
@kylefindlay84114 ай бұрын
Tim Burton watch out, this is some catchy, terrifying and hilarious stuff Tom. Thank you! The Beans provide.
@avataraarow4 ай бұрын
Feels like a Halloween video in February and I’m not complaining
@GladJack22224 ай бұрын
Hey, if they can have Christmas in July we can have Halloween in February.
@VindictiveToast4 ай бұрын
The theme of the new Jack and the Beanstalk reboot
@noblepenn48164 ай бұрын
Feels like something R. L. Stein would get a cackle out of.
@RyanWAFFELYoung4 ай бұрын
Me: Oh hey, I was just crying from watching H.S. to many times yesterday. Let's see what other profound, catchy, and uplifting things Tom's making today. Tom: BEANS!
@cabbinetdrawer4 ай бұрын
I hope we see more DnD animatics being made to this song
@_RAAF4 ай бұрын
Hell yea!!!
@rogue-taxidermy_griffin4 ай бұрын
Bards after one week of living off of nothing but rations
@Jeevesie19884 ай бұрын
The party warlock and their great old one patron, Heinz, who grants them one use of stinking cloud per long rest so long as they consume the correct material component.
@brazen_helm4 ай бұрын
I thought Tom was a bard but no, he's a pact of the bean warlock
@sundownerofficial4 ай бұрын
he's multiclassing
@vintage-radio3 ай бұрын
hes both
@tuopi274 ай бұрын
its impressive how tom can transform himself into an entirely different creature by deciding whither hes gonna comb his hair
@ANNA-fr3333 ай бұрын
This is legit the reason curly hair boys are so fine. They can go from handsome rogue to bracken imps in a finger snap... You don't even need to be a barefoot manic pixie to get it.
@Uhhh_0Ай бұрын
Someone threw beans at me once. That was a strange day.
@PocketPaisley4 ай бұрын
getting this as a notification on my phone was hilarious. Just "Beans"
@Mayflower3214 ай бұрын
I would just like to say the part when he said "TOOT" was absolutely beautiful.
@Mighty_Atheismo4 ай бұрын
The levels of comedy chaos gremlin and musical compositional excellence this channel brings to bare are rivaled by vanishingly few
@VideogameYoshi4 ай бұрын
As someone that eats only beans and rice every day i feel like i have to warn you that the omega bean was revived
@BlueShaine14 ай бұрын
Gorgeous, I love your work Tom. Thank you so much!
@readmachine184 ай бұрын
"The eldrich bean" 😂😂😂
@DatsWhatHeSaidАй бұрын
So good :'D
@Fluffykins08014 ай бұрын
Is that what he found when he looted the body of the short kid he mocked to death?
@anggrimunki4 ай бұрын
beans and some funny shaped meat
@nikksettell4624 ай бұрын
Someone’s been watching too much Nick Lutsko this reminds me of his type of fear inducing hilarity! Love this bop!
@jesusfreak180Ай бұрын
Dang, Beans work different in Australia huh.
@OgChompyBoiАй бұрын
i’m not tryna find out first they have big spiders now an eldritch bean
@pepelefrog36972 ай бұрын
Eldritch bean farmer, next villain of the week for my dnd campaign
@vatsalgoyal1517Ай бұрын
This, but corn (Wonder who's fandom gets here first?)
@Irt816Ай бұрын
Roseanne? 😅
@theacewithamace88474 ай бұрын
Wake up Fam! The great Aussie just posted!
@Rebel_riot1514 ай бұрын
Yo this bean beat goes hard! 🔥🔥🔥
@triskelesnow54964 ай бұрын
Full track dropping when? I'd buy it.
@wwiinnggnnuutt4 ай бұрын
Lol. So catchy. Watching on loop. 😂😂😂
@CosmicCamelClash4 ай бұрын
That's a peculiar way to ask Bradley Hall for a collab.
@andrewsteier792323 күн бұрын
the maniacal falsetto creeping around on the top is *chef's kiss*
@OgChompyBoiАй бұрын
thoughts on a bean cult?
@meepersgobeepers4 ай бұрын
Finally, someone who understand beans as much as I do
@freshteeth58054 ай бұрын
Somehow, I knew there would be a day where tom lathered himself in beans
@purgatoryproductions3104 ай бұрын
you scare me, sir. this is a compliment.
@wtf_is_this_handle_shit4 ай бұрын
I don't like beans, but I respect this
@Javierm0n04 ай бұрын
That took a hard right turn into a fiery pit and i love it 😂
@monkereadsАй бұрын
British national anthem
@a-little-sunshine4 ай бұрын
Imagine if this was a sponsorship 😆
@dieuxdesanimes89234 ай бұрын
Un plaisir d'écouter des musiques creepy à 4 heure du matin x)
@afooz4 ай бұрын
thank god tom cardy released a song for my favorite holiday legumentines
@dm_katy22634 ай бұрын
this is hilarious, such chaotic energy
@Mythis14 ай бұрын
Well that took an unexpected turn. Amazing!
@jacobyboyer3681Ай бұрын
This is a real DayZ anthem
@FrumiousBandersnatch424 ай бұрын
Tom's such a talented and smart musician, you can hear he put the Bean Motif from Into The Woods in the background...
@hoborg984 ай бұрын
Yes! A perfect loop! Finally, a short brave enough to commit!
@joeyr69074 ай бұрын
This is a banger 💃🕺💃🏽🕺🏽💃🏿🕺🏿
@commediaDollArte4 ай бұрын
the "sacrifice and TOIL and DIE and be REborn for the eldritch BEEEEAN" is so catchy, i want a song with those vibes and perhaps not about beans
@TechRexFCАй бұрын
Beans Beans, the magic fruit, the more you eat, the more you "shit yourself!"
@rimothytimothy13984 ай бұрын
Never am I more excited for a short
@sunshineslowking5025Ай бұрын
I really feel this one because I’ve been eating beans for breakfast every morning for the past year and I cannot fathom eating anything else at this point
@yourcutejeans63594 ай бұрын
Someone send this to Rhett from Rhett and link lol
@Bluespike5Ай бұрын
so I didn't realise until a second watch. The loop on this is fantastic.
@Ban-zx9se4 ай бұрын
I wouldve killed for "toot toot" to be replaced with a trumpet solo
@tygerinthenight32554 ай бұрын
"The magic fruit" bit and the "toil and die and be reborn" bit tickle my ears just right. I cannot escape this loop
@leemorgan28814 ай бұрын
cheers bro! my brain will have that on loop for a month
@NosebleeddeGroselha4 ай бұрын
As a Brazilian, I’m filled with horror You haven’t had my grandma’s bean soup. You’d transcend, you’d collapse because you tasted heaven and now everything feels like the absence of bliss.
@godferbidd6262Ай бұрын
All hail the new Chaos God, Heinz, the Lord of Beans!
@DonutCassАй бұрын
You are extremely talented to be able to pump these out as quick as you do
@CircuitByrd4 ай бұрын
For the love of all that is good and pure, why can't I like this more than once?!?!
@RexMcTavish2 ай бұрын
1) this man is brave to be eating beans over a carpet (blanket?) 2) the Toad voice singing harmony about halfway through is smashing 🎉
@safaiaryu124 ай бұрын
That's the best loop I've seen in a short... damn
@sarahtonin63674 ай бұрын
Okay so the loop is beautifully unsettling, thanks for the impending night terrors.
@user-fg4tn8ot6b4 ай бұрын
Same. Can't escape them. *Need more beans.* :')
@alpacaofthemountain87604 ай бұрын
That Ancient Legumes rhyme justifies the existence of this song by itself
@ConradoAP4 ай бұрын
If you ever play West of Loathing then this song becomes much deeper
@BuckleOG4 ай бұрын
Someone's been playing DayZ, eh?
@anggrimunki4 ай бұрын
exactly what I'm thinking. someone killed tom for his beanz. wait till tommy boy gets the giggles from his revenge.
@Jessamineann4 ай бұрын
Beans
@ly96764 ай бұрын
This video is the embodiment of the "me and the boys at 2 am LOOKING FOR BEANS" meme
@ThatoneguyYoYoАй бұрын
JACKIE ATE SOME BEANS, SHE WAS HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY THAT SHE ATE SOME BEANSNSNSNNS
@R0CKS3TTAАй бұрын
erm its actually jesse ate some beans he was happy ☝️🤓
@bonsaii_Ай бұрын
Here he look just like my mushroomer dad whenever he invites me to try his mushroom soup haha
@bestboisaint-144 ай бұрын
I love Tom so much 😂😂 i listen to his songs all the time during work
@alden11324 ай бұрын
C'mon, sing along folks! We all know the words! I mean, who DOESN'T have memories of giggling and singing this as a kid?
@BloodBrandy4 ай бұрын
the new West of Loathing game has taken a dark route
@paleodan4 ай бұрын
Wow. Spooky!
@AchievedZeus574Ай бұрын
This went is the complete opposite direction
@lilianapond7842 ай бұрын
Bro dropped the spookiest "bangers and mash" of the year and thought we wouldn't notice.
@G0bb0ForLife11 күн бұрын
This has some real Pythagorean bean cult energy.
@davidbrown56084 ай бұрын
BEANS
@Hazbinhotel_freak-vr26 күн бұрын
This is the most mature song he actually ever made
@LinkGraffin2 ай бұрын
Another instant classic by Tub Shitter
@iamthinking2252_2 ай бұрын
I was wondering when “the more you toot” would come in because that is essentially the bean experience
@trippingthelight4 ай бұрын
they're pretty good
@CambrianExplosionContext2 ай бұрын
Eventually I feel like Tom is going to release an album with some of these songs, and I’m gonna listen to them 1000 times over
@tomcooke607926 күн бұрын
A British song sung by an Australian, my life is now complete
@audioshake63664 ай бұрын
this man is still living through halloween
@Fawstah3 ай бұрын
Tom got into dnd then BG3 and now can't move past his dark urge phase
@Vondora4 ай бұрын
The whole country of Brazil is hooked on beans full time, I'm not lying. We lost this war long ago.
@grankmisguided4 ай бұрын
Not quite as unhingedly random as Kate Miccuci's recent beans song I discovered last week, but also not as family friendly, so that works for me. What a moment beans are having in the goofy songs zeitgeist
@zme27124 ай бұрын
So mighty booshy, lov it
@user-mt3yt9xj4y4 ай бұрын
Как же это прекрасно!!! Просто восхитительно!!
@kevinmadsen20834 ай бұрын
Why yes, this IS the same man who made me cry with "Viva la Dragon Friends". It's called RANGE, okay?
@dawildbear4 ай бұрын
I love how we're still doing D&D songs
@bjcox66954 ай бұрын
The crippling Bad Rap flashback when you didn't sing, "the more you toot". 💔
@julakenley77874 ай бұрын
This has been stuck in my head for 6 days now. Tom, you're a fu**ing genius!