Bearded David Letterman & Jon Stewart Crack Up USO

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Michael McIntee

Michael McIntee

8 жыл бұрын

Comedians David Letterman and Jon Stewart crack jokes in honor of the USO's 75th birthday.

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@farismag
@farismag 8 жыл бұрын
"Jon! I am guessing trouble with luggage?" This is the classic Dave that I know
@vasishtvasan75
@vasishtvasan75 8 жыл бұрын
The origin of that joke is from Don Rickles and Letterman loves that joke of his. Trouble with the luggage? Outrageous
@farismag
@farismag 8 жыл бұрын
+Vasisht Vasan Yes. Speaking of Don Rickles three days ago he turned 90 years of age, God bless him. I love David Letterman and I miss both his performance on his show, also his rare sense of humor.
@CaballusKnight
@CaballusKnight 8 жыл бұрын
I did not get the joke
@vasishtvasan75
@vasishtvasan75 8 жыл бұрын
+CaballusKnight Jon is dressed like shit.
@CaballusKnight
@CaballusKnight 8 жыл бұрын
dammit, I dress just like him, that's why I didn't even get the joke
@mhorton13
@mhorton13 8 жыл бұрын
lol ever since stewart retired he's been fighting wearing a suit
@Wayne_155
@Wayne_155 4 жыл бұрын
Who can blame the guy?? I despise wearing them as well
@kaktotak8267
@kaktotak8267 8 жыл бұрын
It's confirmed. David Letterman is Santa.
@courtneydurham8429
@courtneydurham8429 8 жыл бұрын
That moment whe David Letterman said, "Oh good, they're running again." He should have followed that up with, "Hillary is going to be pissed!"
@ash110287
@ash110287 8 жыл бұрын
JonStewart doesn't give toss about the outfit for the occasion does he. Legend !
@eden2esthar
@eden2esthar 8 жыл бұрын
he looks like a badass with that beard
@OMGWTFLOLSMH
@OMGWTFLOLSMH 8 жыл бұрын
If Santa was a badass, I guess.
@imgonnastealyourgirl
@imgonnastealyourgirl 7 жыл бұрын
Racist, but funny :P
@eden2esthar
@eden2esthar 7 жыл бұрын
***** nope
@IsaacAllison
@IsaacAllison 7 жыл бұрын
My Videos aka the Naughty List
@someonehadtosayit6280
@someonehadtosayit6280 6 жыл бұрын
A big, bad, hairy ass #ShaveDave
@88omair
@88omair 8 жыл бұрын
Jon picked the worst time to leave the Daily Show. He was needed during this election
@Khwerz
@Khwerz 8 жыл бұрын
why? is it that difficult to make fun of Trump?
@88omair
@88omair 8 жыл бұрын
Lan Krownet Hillary. The MSM's bias towards her is nauseating
@Khwerz
@Khwerz 8 жыл бұрын
MSM?
@waldfer1
@waldfer1 8 жыл бұрын
+Lan Krownet Main Stream Media.
@mrpicky1868
@mrpicky1868 8 жыл бұрын
+Omair Sheikh he had his time to see it is all lost for his 16 years on show
@okuno54
@okuno54 8 жыл бұрын
You know, he mentioned the mind plays tricks, and I was like "Oh shit, it's Daniel Dennett!"
@EmperorsNewWardrobe
@EmperorsNewWardrobe 8 жыл бұрын
+Okuno Zankoku: Hahaha yes! Even when speaking it's him
@Eslamaher
@Eslamaher 8 жыл бұрын
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
@gabekarl82
@gabekarl82 8 жыл бұрын
haha haha good one
@jedinxf7
@jedinxf7 3 жыл бұрын
oh wow he does look like him!
@JediNiyte
@JediNiyte 8 жыл бұрын
Never thought David Letterman was cute, but with the beard he's downright GORGEOUS.
@joaobrandao9482
@joaobrandao9482 6 жыл бұрын
John has his hat on with the president. Takes his hat off when sees Letterman. Now that's what I call respect.
@yesgregyes1416
@yesgregyes1416 8 жыл бұрын
"Oh that's nice, they're running again." If only... This stage is filled with national treasures. Beautiful!!!
@efrergvregf
@efrergvregf 4 жыл бұрын
"Trouble with the luggage" Tribute to Don Rickles :)
@aai3661
@aai3661 8 жыл бұрын
I pitty anyone who wasn't around for Dave's NBC years. The show was BEYOND cutting edge and Dave was a freaking rockstar.
@Nebuchadnezzar31
@Nebuchadnezzar31 7 жыл бұрын
I miss Jon and Dave...
@seancronen7549
@seancronen7549 8 жыл бұрын
what a classy man. Addressing the ladies first, how he shakes their hands, just classy. an Icon
@TheGranti7a
@TheGranti7a 7 жыл бұрын
"… oh, that's nice, they're running again." I love the delayed reaction from the crowd.
@TheWildmanden
@TheWildmanden 8 жыл бұрын
He looks like Sigmund Freud...
@topmog
@topmog 7 жыл бұрын
More like Charles Darwin
@snowman374th
@snowman374th 7 жыл бұрын
Maybe it's because this is my time on Earth and I get to witness these people in time. And spend my time with them in the same era.. But it's absolutely great. And sad too. Because as I get older they all leave and soon,, I will too. Our time on this Earth is very short. And for some people it's been even shorter. But I'm glad to have been here. What a memories to tell someone a Heaven about who had to leave before their time.. And those I will seek as I have left before my time. The circle goes unbroken.
@Mr_Bob_A_Feet
@Mr_Bob_A_Feet 8 жыл бұрын
The beard on that man, my god! lol
@albertolarios5240
@albertolarios5240 8 жыл бұрын
"Except maybe Hamilton" hahahaha loved that
@islandsidetv
@islandsidetv 8 жыл бұрын
So nice to hear his voice again
@jpracingph
@jpracingph 8 жыл бұрын
Trouble with the luggage!! Rickles joke. Great stuff.
@Gr8Layks
@Gr8Layks 8 жыл бұрын
"Achievement Beard"
@MadWeiner
@MadWeiner 8 жыл бұрын
Pure silliness.
@BentNeatly
@BentNeatly 8 жыл бұрын
both men look awkwardly at the ground when complimented. Remember what that looks like. Modesty is dead for the next four years.
@mufc2954
@mufc2954 6 жыл бұрын
Bent Neatly qi
@romankingbhs
@romankingbhs 3 жыл бұрын
Hey, I'm from the future. It was somehow so much worse than what you said.
@jamesdick2580
@jamesdick2580 4 жыл бұрын
cracked up at "mostly inedible".
@TheDepsey
@TheDepsey 8 жыл бұрын
I so miss Letterman.
@eSysmanSuperYachts
@eSysmanSuperYachts 8 жыл бұрын
The luggage joke was excellent!
@imgonnastealyourgirl
@imgonnastealyourgirl 3 жыл бұрын
When Stewart makes the Marylin Monroe joke at 0:35, watch Baracks reaction.
@Tomsconcertvideos
@Tomsconcertvideos 7 жыл бұрын
If there are three men currently living who make me proud to be American, it's David Letterman, John Stewart, and Barack Obama. Such brilliant minds. These men together made the last decade so much better for me and so many Americans. Bernie Colbert 2020!
@jakemarsing2615
@jakemarsing2615 8 жыл бұрын
God, I miss Dave.
@AlmostAlmost-zz8um
@AlmostAlmost-zz8um 8 жыл бұрын
me too ;(
@JaBarge303
@JaBarge303 8 жыл бұрын
I miss Jon a lot more...
@ZeeGnarly
@ZeeGnarly 8 жыл бұрын
Fuck Dave, I MISS JON! Baby come back
@wolverineiscool7161
@wolverineiscool7161 8 жыл бұрын
Jon can suck it, Dave needs to save late night
@patrik7816
@patrik7816 8 жыл бұрын
Looks great in a beard! :D
@uzoegwuchukwumamkpam8751
@uzoegwuchukwumamkpam8751 8 жыл бұрын
I agree!
@youtubepantheon8973
@youtubepantheon8973 8 жыл бұрын
hahahaha michelle got way too much into it at 00:13 and then remembered she was the first lady
@goodgirl140
@goodgirl140 8 жыл бұрын
lmao I thought the exact same thing!
@cfgyvr6321
@cfgyvr6321 8 жыл бұрын
Letterman and Stewart. Both class acts that are missed by many. My Mornings watching the recorded shows from the night before just aren't the same quality they were when these men occupied space on my DVR (PVR as we say in Canada....Personal Video Recorder)
@colinwilliams553
@colinwilliams553 2 жыл бұрын
"I miss JON STEWART and DAVID LETTERMAN soooooo MUCH!!!"
@ShiroKage009
@ShiroKage009 8 жыл бұрын
The audience COMPLETELY misunderstood the "they're running again" joke.
@RajSingh-qc6lq
@RajSingh-qc6lq 8 жыл бұрын
+ShiroiKage009 Explain it my good man.
@ShiroKage009
@ShiroKage009 8 жыл бұрын
Raj Singh He's saying that they sound like how they did when they were running because they're going out of office and it doesn't matter because they don't need to act on it anymore. The audience was applauding the idea of them running again.
@loveu2behate
@loveu2behate 8 жыл бұрын
+ShiroiKage009 that's what I thought too! Like they are more energized to be leaving the office than while they were in office...Haha!
@MeTriviSlipKlokDriva
@MeTriviSlipKlokDriva 7 жыл бұрын
I thought he was referring to how black people are really good runners.
@timedwards8944
@timedwards8944 6 жыл бұрын
I thought he ment since everyone new Trump was gonna become president that there corrupt assess would be running from the law
@clubredken13
@clubredken13 7 жыл бұрын
Jon Stewart always was a fan of Dave. And when Dave retired, so did he. And then backstage here Jon met Dave and saw his retirement beard. And I could tell he's like, 'Dave even has to beat me on the retirement beard!' Jesus Christ! That would've been really funny if he said that here
@hiddentruth6582
@hiddentruth6582 8 жыл бұрын
Miss Jon and David
@micglou
@micglou 8 жыл бұрын
Santa!
@theartofgamingpodcast
@theartofgamingpodcast 8 жыл бұрын
1:15 Biden goes in for the handshake and Letterman goes to his wife first LOL
@Letsreallybefrank
@Letsreallybefrank Жыл бұрын
“Trouble with the luggage” what is the Don Rickles one that David Letterman loved
@BarbaraAnn
@BarbaraAnn 8 жыл бұрын
I miss Stewart and Letterman.
@fasteddie9529
@fasteddie9529 8 жыл бұрын
+BarbaraAnn Me too...every night.
@efrergvregf
@efrergvregf 6 жыл бұрын
"Trouble with the luggage"... he stole Don Rickles' line! Lol RIP
@shawnk82
@shawnk82 8 жыл бұрын
Oh shit, its Santy Claus! lol Dave is the best!
@pegasus3219
@pegasus3219 7 жыл бұрын
God bless Dave.
@iposteverythung3720
@iposteverythung3720 7 жыл бұрын
David Letterman looks like a mega evolution of his old self.
@actownsend7288
@actownsend7288 Жыл бұрын
He had this beard during the writers strike!!!
@Wes_Jones
@Wes_Jones 8 жыл бұрын
Letterman looks great.
@arabunitedstates4689
@arabunitedstates4689 7 жыл бұрын
When John greets women he kisses their hands as a (hello MaM.. ),When he got to Mike Obama;it was more like (hey man .... ) with a hug... Clearly he knows and knew for a long time too.
@mrxxbrian
@mrxxbrian 8 жыл бұрын
Wow he really let himself go hahaha
@thebard4
@thebard4 8 жыл бұрын
Dave looks so good behind that podium.
@kimweaver3323
@kimweaver3323 8 жыл бұрын
+thebard4 It's NOT a podium. It's a LECTERN. They are all standing ON the podium. Root word "podia". Latin for foot. A raised dias.
@kimweaver3323
@kimweaver3323 8 жыл бұрын
I have a DICK and I know how to use it. Just ask my bowlegged and smiling wife. Bet you didn't know that isn't not a podium, did you? Google it, did you?
@kinsmed
@kinsmed 8 жыл бұрын
I miss him.
@ahsansiddiqui4263
@ahsansiddiqui4263 8 жыл бұрын
"Tremendous" ahh oh that voice
@dragonfly4484
@dragonfly4484 7 жыл бұрын
That walt whitman joke killed me @3.14...HAHAHAHAHA!!! BTW, Walt Whitman died in 1892...
@CheeseReaper22
@CheeseReaper22 7 жыл бұрын
Holy Shit! Letterman looks like Rutherford Hayes!
@TonecrafteLuthiery
@TonecrafteLuthiery 8 жыл бұрын
Why wasn't I invited to the retirees convention?
@K20a3RSX
@K20a3RSX 8 жыл бұрын
Eat, Papa. Eat!
@CandyLaStar
@CandyLaStar 8 жыл бұрын
I guess when you quit doing comedy you loose the will to shave? O_O ...it's like counting the rings on a tree... you can tell how long they have been out of work by the thickness of the beard! haha!
@richardtheconquerer
@richardtheconquerer 8 жыл бұрын
+CandyLaStar He said he had to shave every day for 30 years so that's why he grew it
@OMGWTFLOLSMH
@OMGWTFLOLSMH 8 жыл бұрын
Loose is the opposite of tight.
@motley331
@motley331 2 жыл бұрын
Hey look! Michael's there as well !
@xXLegendXx48
@xXLegendXx48 8 жыл бұрын
Biden gets left hanging at 1:13
@jeremyangelini2098
@jeremyangelini2098 8 жыл бұрын
+legn Letterman greeted the lady first, like a gentleman ;)
@seag1492
@seag1492 8 жыл бұрын
+legn haha so awkward. Like always!
@happywildboar4178
@happywildboar4178 8 жыл бұрын
+legn SAVAGE
@thilinadhanapala1399
@thilinadhanapala1399 8 жыл бұрын
haha
@Wayne_155
@Wayne_155 4 жыл бұрын
It's called "Class"
@masterprocrastinator384
@masterprocrastinator384 8 жыл бұрын
did not realise jon was short
@Hever73
@Hever73 8 жыл бұрын
+master procrastinator neither did I!
@DavidPackluvr
@DavidPackluvr 8 жыл бұрын
+master procrastinator And David Letterman is very tall!
@cfgyvr6321
@cfgyvr6321 8 жыл бұрын
+master procrastinator you can't be much of a Jon Stewart fan to not know that. You missed one of the BEST political commentators of our time while he was working. Your loss. Everyones loss now that he's retired. Hope he comes back in a simular form to his old show. His unique voice is missed deeply by many
@ximmychan
@ximmychan 7 жыл бұрын
He can trace his lineage back to Abraham, who was also very short
@tangobango9653
@tangobango9653 8 жыл бұрын
Didn't realize how SHORT Jon Stewart is! Damn Michele is a tall lady!!
@drunkramen
@drunkramen 8 жыл бұрын
David Letterman looks like Daniel Dennett, or maybe Charles Darwin.
@william97able2
@william97able2 8 жыл бұрын
my god!! It's only been a year since letterman retired and stewart left the daily show... why the hell do they look like 20 years had passed in their life? They are so old now!!!
@sansimeonkoizumi2355
@sansimeonkoizumi2355 5 жыл бұрын
I can’t decide who on that stage I miss more
@spencer871
@spencer871 8 жыл бұрын
a wild dan dennnet appears? lmao
@q.taylor2921
@q.taylor2921 5 жыл бұрын
Gotta say...I was expecting a lot more 'cracks' after reading the title of this. These two are legends!?
@Bdan-ez6jv
@Bdan-ez6jv 7 жыл бұрын
Walt Whitman lmao
@rafiqkie
@rafiqkie 3 жыл бұрын
❤️ U mann.. Hahahahaha 🤭😘🤣
@wqvawcaw
@wqvawcaw 7 жыл бұрын
what are those grey pads on the sides?
@KennethBarr1957
@KennethBarr1957 8 жыл бұрын
Where was this ceremony, McGuire AFB?
@2dasimmons
@2dasimmons 7 жыл бұрын
Wow! I had no idea David Letterman could have that much hair on his face, really!
@elijahr3143
@elijahr3143 8 жыл бұрын
Letterman should be a mall Santa in Las Vegas. Should change his voice to like Batman + mask.
@technovelle
@technovelle 8 жыл бұрын
i miss you
@joebrokenstrang7537
@joebrokenstrang7537 7 жыл бұрын
There's not a day goes by that I don't marvel at the titles some people choose to stick on their KZfaq uploads. 'Bearded David Letterman'. Jon Stewart is bearded here also, but obviously that was not worthy of note. Under this video in my feed there's a video titled 'Comedian makes Blake Griffin laugh'. That one's weird because I've never heard of Blake Griffin but the comedian is Norm Macdonald.
@KillabytezOfficial
@KillabytezOfficial 8 жыл бұрын
omg he looks like Sigmund freud
@publicaccount1589
@publicaccount1589 8 жыл бұрын
Stewart and Letterman were OK. Letterman's beard was fantastic. Stole the show.
@MatchesMalone1183
@MatchesMalone1183 8 жыл бұрын
Not to generalise but you really aren't playing the percentages if you are breaking out the Walt Whitman references at a USO gig.
@PeterButchens
@PeterButchens 8 жыл бұрын
USO-DA!
@mikedenmark8736
@mikedenmark8736 8 жыл бұрын
anybody see letterman skip biden with the handshake hahaha
@insanemomoftwins9059
@insanemomoftwins9059 8 жыл бұрын
+Mike Denmark he didn't skip him, he just went for the ladies first; he did the same w/ the Obamas. Biden wasn't prepared for that tho, he's used to going first I suppose! Letterman was being chivalrous, haha!
@mikedenmark8736
@mikedenmark8736 8 жыл бұрын
+InsaneMomOfTwins I know I watched the same video you did.
@1997CWR
@1997CWR 8 жыл бұрын
Letterman for Potus!!!
@michaeldesanta4517
@michaeldesanta4517 7 жыл бұрын
1:14 I love you Mr. Biden but ughhhh.... my heart, it HURTS to see this lmao
@nepalidude
@nepalidude 4 жыл бұрын
Retirement if Jon Stewart and David Letterman, who deserves it, was a great loss to late night comedy and I had a hard time grappling with that fact. Trevor Nish and Stephen Colbert are great replacements, but I still miss Stewart and Letterman. I miss Stewart's sharp wit and Letterman's quirky sense of humor. They made for great TV.
@thetomster7625
@thetomster7625 8 жыл бұрын
I missed the old man! well basically I'm missing both guys
@joebrokenstrang7537
@joebrokenstrang7537 7 жыл бұрын
Would that they could run again. At the very least there'd be a steady hand on the tiller.
@user-xk3hg2bx1k
@user-xk3hg2bx1k 8 жыл бұрын
His real face
@frefremcgee9196
@frefremcgee9196 8 жыл бұрын
I miss Letterman.
@TheJereld
@TheJereld 8 жыл бұрын
David Letterman for President!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@es9344
@es9344 8 жыл бұрын
less Davy more Jonny
@chosenforareason4727
@chosenforareason4727 8 жыл бұрын
Soon they will all be, but a bad dream. Good reddens.
@bonjourmssr
@bonjourmssr 8 жыл бұрын
+Chosen for a reason Good what?? You are painting something red? Ohhhh... you meant 'riddance'. Looks like you ought to wear that beanie to identify yourself in public.
@AlmostAlmost-zz8um
@AlmostAlmost-zz8um 8 жыл бұрын
omg Stewart, Letterman and Obama on one stage.
@Adam-kp9ym
@Adam-kp9ym 8 жыл бұрын
letterman 2020?
@philjames3986
@philjames3986 8 жыл бұрын
Wow Letterman, you sure that's not Darwin
@chosenforareason4727
@chosenforareason4727 8 жыл бұрын
Who is the other black guy in the background ?
@pseudonayme7717
@pseudonayme7717 8 жыл бұрын
David Letterman or Dan Dennet? :)
@calmlikeabomb2140
@calmlikeabomb2140 3 жыл бұрын
As a European asked what the hell. Has nothing better for your head of state than to clap for a cake. What do you ask next to release turkeys? Any sporting event opened and best held a dinner for journalists?
@RR-rd3qq
@RR-rd3qq 8 жыл бұрын
5:25 Obama didn't get the joke and he asked Stewart, who didn't get it either.
@kuznea9647
@kuznea9647 8 жыл бұрын
I didn't get it either lol
@kuznea9647
@kuznea9647 8 жыл бұрын
Could you explain it my good man?
@Tupemo
@Tupemo 8 жыл бұрын
+R R I guess it's about that new broadway-show that got a grammy award or sumshit.
@RR-rd3qq
@RR-rd3qq 8 жыл бұрын
Tupemo kuznea96 Yeah, Hamilton, it's this big new broadway show by Lin Manuel Miranda. It wasn't that great a joke, just a remark about how famous the show is.
@kuznea9647
@kuznea9647 8 жыл бұрын
Alright thanks guys
@SEYEBONOMUSIC-2
@SEYEBONOMUSIC-2 8 жыл бұрын
Is that order for Gopher wood, or Beaver wood? ⊙.☉
@forcedfruition146
@forcedfruition146 8 жыл бұрын
ahh Letterman, I'd forgotten how much I never thought you were funny.
@antdude
@antdude 8 жыл бұрын
Wow, everyone got umm hairier!
@TheSensfan09
@TheSensfan09 8 жыл бұрын
Damn David was sporting the Grizzly Adams look, and any of you kiddies that don't know that, google it.
@PapagenoMF
@PapagenoMF 8 жыл бұрын
+Mike Kingsbury R.I.P.
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