Comedians David Letterman and Jon Stewart crack jokes in honor of the USO's 75th birthday.
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@farismag8 жыл бұрын
"Jon! I am guessing trouble with luggage?" This is the classic Dave that I know
@vasishtvasan758 жыл бұрын
The origin of that joke is from Don Rickles and Letterman loves that joke of his. Trouble with the luggage? Outrageous
@farismag8 жыл бұрын
+Vasisht Vasan Yes. Speaking of Don Rickles three days ago he turned 90 years of age, God bless him. I love David Letterman and I miss both his performance on his show, also his rare sense of humor.
@CaballusKnight8 жыл бұрын
I did not get the joke
@vasishtvasan758 жыл бұрын
+CaballusKnight Jon is dressed like shit.
@CaballusKnight8 жыл бұрын
dammit, I dress just like him, that's why I didn't even get the joke
@mhorton138 жыл бұрын
lol ever since stewart retired he's been fighting wearing a suit
@Wayne_1554 жыл бұрын
Who can blame the guy?? I despise wearing them as well
@kaktotak82678 жыл бұрын
It's confirmed. David Letterman is Santa.
@courtneydurham84298 жыл бұрын
That moment whe David Letterman said, "Oh good, they're running again." He should have followed that up with, "Hillary is going to be pissed!"
@ash1102878 жыл бұрын
JonStewart doesn't give toss about the outfit for the occasion does he. Legend !
@eden2esthar8 жыл бұрын
he looks like a badass with that beard
@OMGWTFLOLSMH8 жыл бұрын
If Santa was a badass, I guess.
@imgonnastealyourgirl7 жыл бұрын
Racist, but funny :P
@eden2esthar7 жыл бұрын
***** nope
@IsaacAllison7 жыл бұрын
My Videos aka the Naughty List
@someonehadtosayit62806 жыл бұрын
A big, bad, hairy ass #ShaveDave
@88omair8 жыл бұрын
Jon picked the worst time to leave the Daily Show. He was needed during this election
@Khwerz8 жыл бұрын
why? is it that difficult to make fun of Trump?
@88omair8 жыл бұрын
Lan Krownet Hillary. The MSM's bias towards her is nauseating
@Khwerz8 жыл бұрын
MSM?
@waldfer18 жыл бұрын
+Lan Krownet Main Stream Media.
@mrpicky18688 жыл бұрын
+Omair Sheikh he had his time to see it is all lost for his 16 years on show
@okuno548 жыл бұрын
You know, he mentioned the mind plays tricks, and I was like "Oh shit, it's Daniel Dennett!"
@EmperorsNewWardrobe8 жыл бұрын
+Okuno Zankoku: Hahaha yes! Even when speaking it's him
@Eslamaher8 жыл бұрын
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
@gabekarl828 жыл бұрын
haha haha good one
@jedinxf73 жыл бұрын
oh wow he does look like him!
@JediNiyte8 жыл бұрын
Never thought David Letterman was cute, but with the beard he's downright GORGEOUS.
@joaobrandao94826 жыл бұрын
John has his hat on with the president. Takes his hat off when sees Letterman. Now that's what I call respect.
@yesgregyes14168 жыл бұрын
"Oh that's nice, they're running again." If only... This stage is filled with national treasures. Beautiful!!!
@efrergvregf4 жыл бұрын
"Trouble with the luggage" Tribute to Don Rickles :)
@aai36618 жыл бұрын
I pitty anyone who wasn't around for Dave's NBC years. The show was BEYOND cutting edge and Dave was a freaking rockstar.
@Nebuchadnezzar317 жыл бұрын
I miss Jon and Dave...
@seancronen75498 жыл бұрын
what a classy man. Addressing the ladies first, how he shakes their hands, just classy. an Icon
@TheGranti7a7 жыл бұрын
"… oh, that's nice, they're running again." I love the delayed reaction from the crowd.
@TheWildmanden8 жыл бұрын
He looks like Sigmund Freud...
@topmog7 жыл бұрын
More like Charles Darwin
@snowman374th7 жыл бұрын
Maybe it's because this is my time on Earth and I get to witness these people in time. And spend my time with them in the same era.. But it's absolutely great. And sad too. Because as I get older they all leave and soon,, I will too. Our time on this Earth is very short. And for some people it's been even shorter. But I'm glad to have been here. What a memories to tell someone a Heaven about who had to leave before their time.. And those I will seek as I have left before my time. The circle goes unbroken.
@Mr_Bob_A_Feet8 жыл бұрын
The beard on that man, my god! lol
@albertolarios52408 жыл бұрын
"Except maybe Hamilton" hahahaha loved that
@islandsidetv8 жыл бұрын
So nice to hear his voice again
@jpracingph8 жыл бұрын
Trouble with the luggage!! Rickles joke. Great stuff.
@Gr8Layks8 жыл бұрын
"Achievement Beard"
@MadWeiner8 жыл бұрын
Pure silliness.
@BentNeatly8 жыл бұрын
both men look awkwardly at the ground when complimented. Remember what that looks like. Modesty is dead for the next four years.
@mufc29546 жыл бұрын
Bent Neatly qi
@romankingbhs3 жыл бұрын
Hey, I'm from the future. It was somehow so much worse than what you said.
@jamesdick25804 жыл бұрын
cracked up at "mostly inedible".
@TheDepsey8 жыл бұрын
I so miss Letterman.
@eSysmanSuperYachts8 жыл бұрын
The luggage joke was excellent!
@imgonnastealyourgirl3 жыл бұрын
When Stewart makes the Marylin Monroe joke at 0:35, watch Baracks reaction.
@Tomsconcertvideos7 жыл бұрын
If there are three men currently living who make me proud to be American, it's David Letterman, John Stewart, and Barack Obama. Such brilliant minds. These men together made the last decade so much better for me and so many Americans. Bernie Colbert 2020!
@jakemarsing26158 жыл бұрын
God, I miss Dave.
@AlmostAlmost-zz8um8 жыл бұрын
me too ;(
@JaBarge3038 жыл бұрын
I miss Jon a lot more...
@ZeeGnarly8 жыл бұрын
Fuck Dave, I MISS JON! Baby come back
@wolverineiscool71618 жыл бұрын
Jon can suck it, Dave needs to save late night
@patrik78168 жыл бұрын
Looks great in a beard! :D
@uzoegwuchukwumamkpam87518 жыл бұрын
I agree!
@youtubepantheon89738 жыл бұрын
hahahaha michelle got way too much into it at 00:13 and then remembered she was the first lady
@goodgirl1408 жыл бұрын
lmao I thought the exact same thing!
@cfgyvr63218 жыл бұрын
Letterman and Stewart. Both class acts that are missed by many. My Mornings watching the recorded shows from the night before just aren't the same quality they were when these men occupied space on my DVR (PVR as we say in Canada....Personal Video Recorder)
@colinwilliams5532 жыл бұрын
"I miss JON STEWART and DAVID LETTERMAN soooooo MUCH!!!"
@ShiroKage0098 жыл бұрын
The audience COMPLETELY misunderstood the "they're running again" joke.
@RajSingh-qc6lq8 жыл бұрын
+ShiroiKage009 Explain it my good man.
@ShiroKage0098 жыл бұрын
Raj Singh He's saying that they sound like how they did when they were running because they're going out of office and it doesn't matter because they don't need to act on it anymore. The audience was applauding the idea of them running again.
@loveu2behate8 жыл бұрын
+ShiroiKage009 that's what I thought too! Like they are more energized to be leaving the office than while they were in office...Haha!
@MeTriviSlipKlokDriva7 жыл бұрын
I thought he was referring to how black people are really good runners.
@timedwards89446 жыл бұрын
I thought he ment since everyone new Trump was gonna become president that there corrupt assess would be running from the law
@clubredken137 жыл бұрын
Jon Stewart always was a fan of Dave. And when Dave retired, so did he. And then backstage here Jon met Dave and saw his retirement beard. And I could tell he's like, 'Dave even has to beat me on the retirement beard!' Jesus Christ! That would've been really funny if he said that here
@hiddentruth65828 жыл бұрын
Miss Jon and David
@micglou8 жыл бұрын
Santa!
@theartofgamingpodcast8 жыл бұрын
1:15 Biden goes in for the handshake and Letterman goes to his wife first LOL
@Letsreallybefrank Жыл бұрын
“Trouble with the luggage” what is the Don Rickles one that David Letterman loved
@BarbaraAnn8 жыл бұрын
I miss Stewart and Letterman.
@fasteddie95298 жыл бұрын
+BarbaraAnn Me too...every night.
@efrergvregf6 жыл бұрын
"Trouble with the luggage"... he stole Don Rickles' line! Lol RIP
@shawnk828 жыл бұрын
Oh shit, its Santy Claus! lol Dave is the best!
@pegasus32197 жыл бұрын
God bless Dave.
@iposteverythung37207 жыл бұрын
David Letterman looks like a mega evolution of his old self.
@actownsend7288 Жыл бұрын
He had this beard during the writers strike!!!
@Wes_Jones8 жыл бұрын
Letterman looks great.
@arabunitedstates46897 жыл бұрын
When John greets women he kisses their hands as a (hello MaM.. ),When he got to Mike Obama;it was more like (hey man .... ) with a hug... Clearly he knows and knew for a long time too.
@mrxxbrian8 жыл бұрын
Wow he really let himself go hahaha
@thebard48 жыл бұрын
Dave looks so good behind that podium.
@kimweaver33238 жыл бұрын
+thebard4 It's NOT a podium. It's a LECTERN. They are all standing ON the podium. Root word "podia". Latin for foot. A raised dias.
@kimweaver33238 жыл бұрын
I have a DICK and I know how to use it. Just ask my bowlegged and smiling wife. Bet you didn't know that isn't not a podium, did you? Google it, did you?
@kinsmed8 жыл бұрын
I miss him.
@ahsansiddiqui42638 жыл бұрын
"Tremendous" ahh oh that voice
@dragonfly44847 жыл бұрын
That walt whitman joke killed me @3.14...HAHAHAHAHA!!! BTW, Walt Whitman died in 1892...
@CheeseReaper227 жыл бұрын
Holy Shit! Letterman looks like Rutherford Hayes!
@TonecrafteLuthiery8 жыл бұрын
Why wasn't I invited to the retirees convention?
@K20a3RSX8 жыл бұрын
Eat, Papa. Eat!
@CandyLaStar8 жыл бұрын
I guess when you quit doing comedy you loose the will to shave? O_O ...it's like counting the rings on a tree... you can tell how long they have been out of work by the thickness of the beard! haha!
@richardtheconquerer8 жыл бұрын
+CandyLaStar He said he had to shave every day for 30 years so that's why he grew it
@OMGWTFLOLSMH8 жыл бұрын
Loose is the opposite of tight.
@motley3312 жыл бұрын
Hey look! Michael's there as well !
@xXLegendXx488 жыл бұрын
Biden gets left hanging at 1:13
@jeremyangelini20988 жыл бұрын
+legn Letterman greeted the lady first, like a gentleman ;)
@seag14928 жыл бұрын
+legn haha so awkward. Like always!
@happywildboar41788 жыл бұрын
+legn SAVAGE
@thilinadhanapala13998 жыл бұрын
haha
@Wayne_1554 жыл бұрын
It's called "Class"
@masterprocrastinator3848 жыл бұрын
did not realise jon was short
@Hever738 жыл бұрын
+master procrastinator neither did I!
@DavidPackluvr8 жыл бұрын
+master procrastinator And David Letterman is very tall!
@cfgyvr63218 жыл бұрын
+master procrastinator you can't be much of a Jon Stewart fan to not know that. You missed one of the BEST political commentators of our time while he was working. Your loss. Everyones loss now that he's retired. Hope he comes back in a simular form to his old show. His unique voice is missed deeply by many
@ximmychan7 жыл бұрын
He can trace his lineage back to Abraham, who was also very short
@tangobango96538 жыл бұрын
Didn't realize how SHORT Jon Stewart is! Damn Michele is a tall lady!!
@drunkramen8 жыл бұрын
David Letterman looks like Daniel Dennett, or maybe Charles Darwin.
@william97able28 жыл бұрын
my god!! It's only been a year since letterman retired and stewart left the daily show... why the hell do they look like 20 years had passed in their life? They are so old now!!!
@sansimeonkoizumi23555 жыл бұрын
I can’t decide who on that stage I miss more
@spencer8718 жыл бұрын
a wild dan dennnet appears? lmao
@q.taylor29215 жыл бұрын
Gotta say...I was expecting a lot more 'cracks' after reading the title of this. These two are legends!?
@Bdan-ez6jv7 жыл бұрын
Walt Whitman lmao
@rafiqkie3 жыл бұрын
❤️ U mann.. Hahahahaha 🤭😘🤣
@wqvawcaw7 жыл бұрын
what are those grey pads on the sides?
@KennethBarr19578 жыл бұрын
Where was this ceremony, McGuire AFB?
@2dasimmons7 жыл бұрын
Wow! I had no idea David Letterman could have that much hair on his face, really!
@elijahr31438 жыл бұрын
Letterman should be a mall Santa in Las Vegas. Should change his voice to like Batman + mask.
@technovelle8 жыл бұрын
i miss you
@joebrokenstrang75377 жыл бұрын
There's not a day goes by that I don't marvel at the titles some people choose to stick on their KZfaq uploads. 'Bearded David Letterman'. Jon Stewart is bearded here also, but obviously that was not worthy of note. Under this video in my feed there's a video titled 'Comedian makes Blake Griffin laugh'. That one's weird because I've never heard of Blake Griffin but the comedian is Norm Macdonald.
@KillabytezOfficial8 жыл бұрын
omg he looks like Sigmund freud
@publicaccount15898 жыл бұрын
Stewart and Letterman were OK. Letterman's beard was fantastic. Stole the show.
@MatchesMalone11838 жыл бұрын
Not to generalise but you really aren't playing the percentages if you are breaking out the Walt Whitman references at a USO gig.
@PeterButchens8 жыл бұрын
USO-DA!
@mikedenmark87368 жыл бұрын
anybody see letterman skip biden with the handshake hahaha
@insanemomoftwins90598 жыл бұрын
+Mike Denmark he didn't skip him, he just went for the ladies first; he did the same w/ the Obamas. Biden wasn't prepared for that tho, he's used to going first I suppose! Letterman was being chivalrous, haha!
@mikedenmark87368 жыл бұрын
+InsaneMomOfTwins I know I watched the same video you did.
@1997CWR8 жыл бұрын
Letterman for Potus!!!
@michaeldesanta45177 жыл бұрын
1:14 I love you Mr. Biden but ughhhh.... my heart, it HURTS to see this lmao
@nepalidude4 жыл бұрын
Retirement if Jon Stewart and David Letterman, who deserves it, was a great loss to late night comedy and I had a hard time grappling with that fact. Trevor Nish and Stephen Colbert are great replacements, but I still miss Stewart and Letterman. I miss Stewart's sharp wit and Letterman's quirky sense of humor. They made for great TV.
@thetomster76258 жыл бұрын
I missed the old man! well basically I'm missing both guys
@joebrokenstrang75377 жыл бұрын
Would that they could run again. At the very least there'd be a steady hand on the tiller.
@user-xk3hg2bx1k8 жыл бұрын
His real face
@frefremcgee91968 жыл бұрын
I miss Letterman.
@TheJereld8 жыл бұрын
David Letterman for President!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@es93448 жыл бұрын
less Davy more Jonny
@chosenforareason47278 жыл бұрын
Soon they will all be, but a bad dream. Good reddens.
@bonjourmssr8 жыл бұрын
+Chosen for a reason Good what?? You are painting something red? Ohhhh... you meant 'riddance'. Looks like you ought to wear that beanie to identify yourself in public.
@AlmostAlmost-zz8um8 жыл бұрын
omg Stewart, Letterman and Obama on one stage.
@Adam-kp9ym8 жыл бұрын
letterman 2020?
@philjames39868 жыл бұрын
Wow Letterman, you sure that's not Darwin
@chosenforareason47278 жыл бұрын
Who is the other black guy in the background ?
@pseudonayme77178 жыл бұрын
David Letterman or Dan Dennet? :)
@calmlikeabomb21403 жыл бұрын
As a European asked what the hell. Has nothing better for your head of state than to clap for a cake. What do you ask next to release turkeys? Any sporting event opened and best held a dinner for journalists?
@RR-rd3qq8 жыл бұрын
5:25 Obama didn't get the joke and he asked Stewart, who didn't get it either.
@kuznea96478 жыл бұрын
I didn't get it either lol
@kuznea96478 жыл бұрын
Could you explain it my good man?
@Tupemo8 жыл бұрын
+R R I guess it's about that new broadway-show that got a grammy award or sumshit.
@RR-rd3qq8 жыл бұрын
Tupemo kuznea96 Yeah, Hamilton, it's this big new broadway show by Lin Manuel Miranda. It wasn't that great a joke, just a remark about how famous the show is.
@kuznea96478 жыл бұрын
Alright thanks guys
@SEYEBONOMUSIC-28 жыл бұрын
Is that order for Gopher wood, or Beaver wood? ⊙.☉
@forcedfruition1468 жыл бұрын
ahh Letterman, I'd forgotten how much I never thought you were funny.
@antdude8 жыл бұрын
Wow, everyone got umm hairier!
@TheSensfan098 жыл бұрын
Damn David was sporting the Grizzly Adams look, and any of you kiddies that don't know that, google it.