Evening mate 👍

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Why not pour the water on the noodles?

Finally he says🤣🤣🤣🤣

Nice one Adam I guess the broth worked judging by the end of the video 🤣🤣🤣

I’m the type person would have been trying to help him. 😝😝😝

I'm laughing so hard I can barely open my eyes 😂

He does actively apologize, and often, especially when he notices people looking.

@@theturquoisedream9244 oh yeah Beard seems like a genuine dude with an expanding gut. Still think it's hilarious to just happen to walk into a restaurant where some dude is just housing food. The fucking noodles especially. Lol I'm laughing just writing this. Like diving into a hot bowl of noodles and grabbing by the fistful is fucking hilarious. And it's fucking hot as fuck. Haiyaaa!

Yeah damn I couldn't eat anything it looks so disgusting, haha!

Not just our friends of the Asian persuasion - But our Indo brothers and sisters too, when you hear them say its ok or ahcha - It won't be okay lmao

@@skizz0tty my parents are Irish, we think salt is spicy lol

The East Indian crowd also has a different definition of "Kinda Spicy". I'm convinced that "Kinda Spicy" is Hindu for "Flamethrower".

@@skizz0tty Is india not Asian?

But in Japanese food there's no such thing as spicy. But also white folks spicy tolerant aren't high as well

Ill literally shart into your nose

You know, if you haven't ever had a bowl of ramen of this size it seems like a lot, or even too much, but if you find a restaurant or recipe you really like, one large bowl is actually perfect

@@dimitrilitovsk2372 most average american.

@@dimitrilitovsk2372 Least obese American

@Jasper Percabeth nigga..

i agree!

Seriously! Props

*proper *challenge

He just needed to pour some water in the bowl! He literally had cold water with him, a bottle of it, it would have cooled it down quite easily after he had downed some of the original broth!

Amen. Pure gold.

I wanna fist noodles and choke on meat ;)

Perfectly said.

Reading this comment whilst watching that precise moment made me laugh so hard that I think I might’ve broke a rib! lol/ouch

Very Canadian of Beard

I was thinking the same thing, he needs to come to Japan!!!

How big are the bowls??

100% agree

They were just being polite while they watched a barbarian eat their refined food with bare hands.😄

You gotta watch more of his videos, people usually clap, especially in the UK.

@7:34 One Piece is playing on the tv in the background.

Oo

cheers mate

I love reading this comment after literally watching the last few seconds of the video and I could not agree more.

the prize is well worth it tho

Nice spolier tit

Thanks for ruining the video with the first comment 😂

Yeah really

imagine getting one piece spoiled because you went out to eat lmao

Matcha maybe?

It was definitely matcha, the dark one was probably Ube

I love tapioca lodging; Bobba any similarity in taste to tapioca pudding?

thanks pete

I’d love to try that challenge! 👍✌️

the one noodle hanging out of his mouth while he turns to the clock in desperation made me giggle too. Fine challenge, on multiple levels.

Set him up to fail but it backfired. 9 mins? Yeah that’s crazy

"Professional noodle speed eaters" lmao

That doesn't make sense. The soup makes it easier to eat noodles faster. If you seperate it then the noodles dry out and is harder to eat a lot fast.

@@GLCDragons See that's where you're wrong. Noodles eaten dryish, but not sloopy, are quicker. When you slurp noodles from a spicy soup, it takes a few seconds of chewing breathing and a lil water maybe. With dryish but spicy noodles, you can toss those in your mouth, chew, swallow and done in about a second each. It's also why professional hotdog eaters dip the hotdogs in water, it makes the bread soggy and easier to stuff in vs dry.

Wow u had ur account for 16 years 😮

Best episode ever lol

Good luck with your tests, my friend!

Same ..stressful as hell! Just took my last one today ..

Lol same

lets be honest youre calm cause deep down you already know you will fail since you watch youtube insteed of learn :D

@@alibabapirce9782 That is a bitchy thing to say, you don't have to be studying 24/7 in college with no breaks to do good and pass. and also it's "stead" next time instead of criticizing others you can look at your own words.

thank you :)

@Ponsonby Britt Who fucking cares what you think

@Ponsonby Britt wdym

thanks mate

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Always gotta stay through the credits... lmao

Neither was I, I was eating 🤢

Lmao

I'm afraid of this 🌹🌹🌹

I died, no lie

I guess all that broth really dis help with those Bowel movements lol

bro had a bad case of rear end custard and wasn't afraid to show it

That wasn't the hot one, yet.. tomorrow's bowl is going to be scorchin' 🔥🔥

A bit Mr Bungle 🤣

I was surprised he didn’t let it cool down before he started!

This was CRAZY

I feel like I could suck noodles back very fast too, eating fast is harder than it looks but you don’t even really need to eat noodles, just sling em back and swallow.

Someone has a fetish doesn't she

Yes thankyou i'm glad i wasn't the only one thinking that....

Exactly what I was thinking 👍

My thought's too.

Them he would have to drink the liquid too.

Technically, he should be disqualified. There were some noodle pieces on the table.

@@mollowgohnson7045 some formed a relationship with his beard too! 😂

Definitely the best one.

Wonder how many bowls of soba beard could eat if he did the challenge in Morioka they do if he actually visited Japan one day. That'd be a world record for sure.

He always has one 😀 this one is a bit gross hahaha!

LOL that was good

@@Sertifi When you hear, “Ka-me-Ha-ME-HUuuuhhh….” from the next stall.

BROOOOO lmfaooo

Yeah ... there's on in every video ........

In Germany we call it "Schadenfreude"

Definitely wasn't expecting that

He was desperate to poo... not being much for spice HE NEEDED IT 🤣

😂😂😂 u can just hear the noodles

Yup was thinking the same thing

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He just needed to pour some water in the bowl! He literally had cold water with him, a bottle of it, it would have cooled it down quite easily after he had downed some of the original broth!

Same

This was edge of the seat stuff!

thanks mate

Like some kinda weird correlation there, I was randomly thinking while watching a video the other day, he should definitely try the wanko soba

He'd get kicked out of the country for rude behavior hahahaha

wanko??

@@astroboirap That's what it's called.

Beard meats food vs abroad in japan vs cdawgva sounds like a good idea to me

it was the sounds that made me laugh hysterically

Especially at the very end, where he reveals that constipation is no longer an issue :)

def a very nice touch, happy ending

@@ichiban-iq7wt The toilet flushed and the relief. Should have took some laxative after the second day of not going.

@@ichiban-iq7wt good profile pic a classic Al snow in the head from the WWF days nice

Swear on my life, a friends dog swallowed their new car keys. They went to the vet, who said to just let it pass through, because it was literally just the smooth key, with no chain attached. For the following 3 days, every time they needed to drive somewhere, they had to take the dog because the car has key-less go 🤣

I thought he said "where is my c*ck" 😂

@@schana96 Dog was just sitting there living his best life being included in everything!

I hope so the key fob hurts on the way out

hahaha

hehehe good one

Terribly cheesy but kind of creative I've got to give you that 🤣👍🏻

You really used your noodle for that one, broth-er...

Reminiscent of total 80's cheese and being a child of that era very relatable great work 👌🏻

@@andyf7973 Rameniscent?

thank you :)

haha glad to hear it

Hahaha same here. Scared my baby when I started to lol.

Imagin if mr beard had the gomu gomu.. crazy

thank you :)

I've watched several of his videos, and I'm still surprised. Did he ever explain and give tips?

@@eugenetswong if you go to wikipedia under Competitive eating there are some strategies people use before a competition. Quote: "Many professional competitive eaters undergo rigorous personal training in order to increase their stomach capacity and eating speed with various foods. Stomach elasticity is usually considered the key to eating success, and competitors commonly train by drinking large amounts of water over a short time to stretch out the stomach. Others combine the consumption of water with large quantities of low calorie foods such as vegetables or salads. Some eaters chew large amounts of gum in order to build jaw strength.[22] Perhaps paradoxically, maintaining a low body fat percentage is thought to be helpful in competitive eating; this is known as the belt of fat theory. For a marquee event like the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest, some eaters, like current contest champion Joey Chestnut, will begin training several months before the event with personal time trials using the contest food.[23] Retired competitive eater Ed "Cookie" Jarvis trained by consuming entire heads of boiled cabbage followed by drinking up to two gallons of water every day for two weeks before a contest.[24] Due to the risks involved with training alone or without emergency medical supervision, the IFOCE actively discourages training of any sort.[25]" I don't know if he does any of that but there seems to be also a lot of dangers involved and people use laxatives or force themselves to vomit after a contest to get rid of the food. And some people literally choked to death while eating that fast.

@@jonesjeremiah Wow. That's scary. Maybe I'll limit myself to the usual daily amounts of water. I enjoy eating stir fry cabbage, so maybe I'll play with that. At least, I could try to learn to eat quickly to prevent others from having to wait for me. Thanks for the warning!

he's stretchy ;). And being skinny works on the insides too ;) High metabolism helps.

This whole thing cost them about $50, but the advertising they get from it will be valuable for years - especially as it's such a narrow victory by Beard. If only he said the cheesecake was delicious, it would have been a total victory for the restaurant.

I agree, you can tell a lot of the others really hate it when he wins.

wish my girlfriend felt the same way

@@--Justin-- the first one was a green matcha one I don't think he liked it but I think he liked the second one

The Asian people are always so hospitable and kind. Beautiful people.

He's got more "crack" ( humour ) about him than other scoffers i've seen on here, ( ms/mr) Phile.

this is hard to tell which is which

@@blackbob3358 He's definitely the funniest competitive eater

thank you :)

Me too. He came to Oshawa!

Which one did he fail?

@@natas2727 I dont think he did?

thanks mate

Baddie 👈😎👈