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We're not gonna use Rivers of Blood. We're gonna use Dark Moon Greatsword like cultured gentlemen.

Here we go again 6:23 - Bloodhound Knight | Great Epée 7:38 - Margit | Club 9:17 - Demi-human Chief Duo | Battle Axe 10:53 - Leonine Misbegotten | Whip 12:35 - Erdtree Avatar | Steel-Wire Torch 12:56 - Ancient Hero of Zamor | Short Spear 14:26 - Erdtree Burial Watchdog | Rapier 15:00 - Miranda, the Blighted Bloom | Shortsword 15:50 - Cemetery Shade | Bastard Sword 16:30 - Night's Cavalry | Scimitar 17:08 - Deathbird | Large Club 18:33 - Runebear | Mace 19:42 - Tibia Mariner | Halberd 20:05 - Scaly Misbegotten | Lordsworn's Greatsword 20:35 - Agheel | Rusted Anchor 21:20 - Stonedigger Troll | Longsword 21:39 - Night's Cavalry | Dagger 22:59 - Crucible Knight | Broadsword 24:06 - Bell-bearing Hunter | Lance 24:40 - Deathbird | Claymore 24:57 - Guardian Golem | Greataxe 25:27 - Mad Pumpkin Head | Twinblade 25:50 - Erdtree Burial Watchdog | Shamshir 26:18 - Black Knife Assassin | Erdsteel Dagger 27:00 - Soldier of Godrick | Fists 27:36 - Grave Warden Duelist | Torch 28:09 - Beastman of Farum Azula | Flail 28:35 - Tree Sentinel | Zweihander 29:10 - Ulcerated Tree Spirit | Hand Axe 30:47 - Godrick | Brick Hammer 32:40 - Adan, Thief of Fire | Highland Axe 33:40 - Cleanrot Knight | Estoc 34:18 - Royal Revenant | Finger Seal + Heal 34:43 - Royal Knight Loretta | Urumi 35:36 - Onyx Lord | Pike 36:07 - Night's Cavalry | Weathered Straight sword 37:27 - Crystalian | Caestus 38:38 - Tibia Mariner | Erdtree Greatbow + Great Mace 39:14 - Night's Cavalry | Crystal Knife 40:10 - Bloodhound Knight | Nightrider Glaive 40:58 - Deathbird | Golden Halberd 41:57 - Erdtree Burial Watchdog | Lucerne 42:48 - Bols, Carian Knight | Stormhawk Talon 44:04 - Erdtree Avatar | Grafted Dragon 45:25 - Spiritcaller Snail | Nightrider Flail 46:57 - Crystalian Duo | Black Leather Shield 48:00 - Black Knife Assassin | Treespear 49:17 - Magma Wyrm Makar | Rosus' Axe 50:10 - Cemetery Shade | Serpent God's Curved Sword 53:11 - Erdtree Avatar | Ripple Blade 53:46 - Omenkiller | Crystal Sword 54:22 - Smarag | Watchdog's Staff 55:21 - Death Rite Bird | Banished Knight's Halberd 56:47 - Grafted Scion | Magma Wyrm's Scalesword 57:23 - Red Wolf of Radagon | Morning Star 58:09 - Rennala | Grafted Blade Greatsword 59:23 - Bell-Bearing Hunter | Troll Knight's Sword 59:50 - Ancestor Spirit | Shotel 1:00:35 - Dragonkin Soldier | Stormhawk Axe 1:01:51 - Necromancer Garris | Axe of Godrick 1:04:53 - Godskin Apostle | Dragon Halberd 1:05:36 - Crystalian Duo | Family Heads 1:06:14 - Onyx Lord | Twinned Knight Swords 1:07:16 - Demi-human Queen Gilika | Troll's Golden Sword 1:07:58 - Draconic Tree Sentinel | Frozen Needle 1:09:12 - Stonedigger Troll | Dragon Greatclaw 1:10:12 - Fallingstar Beast | Celebrant's Skull 1:10:40 - Godefroy the Grafted | Onyx Lord's Greatsword 1:11:09 - Omenkiller and Miranda | Troll's Hammer 1:11:52 - Grave Warden Duelist | Great Knife 1:12:20 - Bell-bearing Hunter | Carian Knight's Sword 1:12:25 - Deathbird | Ornamental Straight Sword 1:12:50 - Black Knife Assassin | Sentry's Torch 1:13:14 - Black Knife Assassin | Horn Bow 1:13:40 - Ancient Hero of Zamor | Uchigatana 1:14:04 - Crucible Knight Duo | Great Club 1:14:59 - Misbegotten Warrior and Perfumer Tricia | Ordovis' Greatsword 1:15:42 - Elemer of the Briar | Great Stars 1:16:20 - Godfrey (Spirit) | Hammer 1:17:23 - Wormface | Winged Scythe 1:18:04 - Kindred of Rot Duo | Briar Greatshield 1:18:49 - Magma Wyrm | Hookclaws 1:20:20 - Full Grown Fallingstar Beast | Prelate's Inferno Crozier 1:22:03 - Demi-human Queen Margot | Cane Sword 1:22:36 - Demi-human Queen Maggie | Falchion 1:23:21 - Godskin Noble | Raptor Talons 1:24:14 - Rykard | Serpent Hunter 1:25:12 - Abductor Virgins | Dragonclaw Shield 1:25:56 - Tibia Mariner | Carian Knight's Shield 1:26:34 - Erdtree Burial Watchdog | Black Knife 1:27:30 - Red Wolf of the Champion | Inquisitor's Girandole 1:27:55 - Sanguine Noble | Parrying Dagger 1:29:17 - Lansseax | Godskin Stitcher 1:30:36 - Ulcerated Tree Spirit | Eleonora's Poleblade 1:31:17 - Mohg the Omen | Fallingstar Beast Jaw 1:33:17 - Morgott | Star Fist 1:34:58 - Esgar priest of blood | Ghiza's wheel 1:35:44 - Fell Twins | Ringed Finger 1:37:28 - Night's Cavalry | Sword of Milos 1:38:00 - Tree Sentinel Duo | Bloodhound's Fang 1:39:30 - Dragonkin Soldier of Nokstella | Great Omenkiller Cleaver 1:40:24 - Death Rite Bird | Coded Sword 1:41:04 - Commander O'Neil | Katar 1:42:24 - Radahn | Reduvia 1:45:15 - Putrid Tree Spirit | Nagakiba 1:46:01 - Godskin Apostle | Sword of St. Trina 1:46:53 - Crucible Knight and Misbegotten Warrior | Greatsword 1:47:51 - Pumpikn Head Duo | Gargoyle's Great Axe 1:48:24 - Cemetery Shade | Giant Crusher 1:48:55 - Night's Cavalry | Lordsworn's Straight sword 1:49:12 - Cleanrot Knight Duo | Flamberge 1:49:53 - Magma Wyrm | Venomous Fang 1:50:32 - Frenzied Duelist | Wakizashi 1:51:14 - Putrid Avatar | Regalia of Eochaid 1:51:33 - Erdtree Burial Watchdog Duo | Meteoric Ore Blade + crystal darts 1:52:16 - Bell-bearing Hunter | Spiked Caestus 1:53:42 - Nox Duo | Cross-Naginata 1:54:31 - Putrid Crystalian Trio | Erdtree Greatshield 1:55:10 - Decaying Ekzykes | Visage Shield 1:56:24 - Fallingstar Beast | Beast-repelent Torch 1:57:04 - Beastman Duo | Moonveil 1:57:53 - Putrid Avatar | Pest's Glaive 1:58:36 - Battlemage Hugues | Nox Flowing Sword 2:03:13 - Regal Ancestor Spirit | Commander's Standard 2:04:09 - Gargoyle Duo | Starscourge Greatswords 2:06:06 - Crucible Knight Siluria | Gargoyle's black halberd + GRAVITY 2:07:03 - Fia's Champions | Vyke's War Spear 2:08:06 - Fortissax | Gargoyle's Greatsword 2:08:51 - Astel | Alabaster Lord's Greatsword 2:09:48 - Dragonkin Soldier | Godslayer Greatsword 2:10:45 - Adula | Winged Greathorn 2:12:10 - Alecto, black Knife Ringleader | Dragonscale Blade 2:13:13 - Night's Cavalry | Gargoyle's Twinblade 2:13:40 - Black Blade Kindred | Nox Flowing Hammer 2:14:38 - Puteid Tree Spirit | Death's Poker 2:15:30 - Spiritcaller Snail | Gargoyle's Blackblade 2:16:39 - Borealis | Staff of the Avatar 2:18:17 - Vyke | Gargoyle's Black Axe 2:19:01 - Ancient Hero of Zamor | Cinquedia 2:19:24 - Commander Niall | Sword of Night and Flame 2:20:19 - Death Rite Bird | Blade of Gold 2:20:50 - Erdtree Avatar Duo | Cranial Vessel Candlestand 2:21:15 - Fire Giant | Zamor Curved Sword 2:22:15 - Stray Mimic Tear | Veteran's Prosthesis 2:22:43 - Night's Cavalry Duo | Death ritual Spear 2:23:33 - Astel, stars of Darkness | Wing of Astel 2:24:14 - Great Wyrm Theodorix | Helphen's Steeple 2:24:48 - Misbegotten Crusader | Bastard's stars 2:25:19 - Death Rite Bird | Golden Epitaph 2:25:57 - Putrid Grave Warden Duelist | Clinging Bone 2:26:45 - Putrid Avatar | Blasphemous Blade 2:27:12 - Mohg | Scavenger's Curved Sword 2:28:16 - Lorett, knight of the Haligtree | Beastclaw Greathammer 2:29:03 - Malenia | Giant's Red Braid 2:31:09 - Godskin Duo | Bloodhound Claws 2:32:05 - Dragonlord Placidusax | Bloody Helice 2:32:59 - Maliketh | Bolt of Gransax 2:34:12 - Gideon Ofnir | Siluria's Tree 2:35:52 - Godfrey | Darkmoon Greatsword 2:37:17 - Radagon | Mohgwyn's Sacred Spear 2:37:52 - Elden Beast | Axe of Godfrey 2:38:54 - Ending

I love Lansseax gently pushing the charging knight at 1:30:00. It's like she didn't want the guy to get hurt. So wholesome looking.

Glad to see Dist having fun

ER truly opens up more challenge/meme run categories.

Very kind of you to include Bows in the Weapons category

Dude, I never even knew there was a death bird in weeping peninsula. Or that you could parry night cavalry of their horses. You learn so much from these runs!

I love that the Godskin's sleep resistance stats are the one part of their design that's actually balanced for two of them fighting you at once.

I am doing the same run and its amazing. You pretty much have to use a weapon from every single class and there are so many cool weapons i discovered

Never had any idea Dragonkin Soldier has that multi hit frost lightning attack lmao. So many enemies in this game have really cool attacks and whole extra phases you never see because they die so quickly.

had this paused for several days and watched 15-30min bits at once. really enjoyed it and hope to see more. i want to see this in a randomizer lol

I love how his chat is always against him

I'm watching this pretty much right after seeing Gino's all-bosses no-hit run, and man, the difference is staggering. Understandably so, of course; Gino had the advantage of heavy prep, using the best weapon in each fight, and being the culmination of multiple attempts. But still, watching Dist making it up on the fly and having to devise his strategy for each boss as he went was a huge difference from Gino going in with a plan every step of the way.

I don’t think I’ve clicked on a video faster

Distortion2 is truly one of, if not the greatest Tarnished of all time. Too much fun watching these vids/ streams!

Such fun run. Thank you for condensed version of it :)

Great video! Can't wait for the different summons/spells one!

This looked fun. Maybe on a future run like this, you don't discard the weapon after dying to a boss like someone suggested in chat early on, but you do have to cycle to another one after each death for the next attempt. A weapon is only discarded/stored after beating a boss. So if you died a lot of times and run out of weapons, you gotta do that boss later when you find/can wield fresh weapons. Or maybe just keep fully cycling the weapons you currently have at each attempt without only using them once, whichever one sounds more fun.

I love how almost all his deaths are do to showboating and not taking it seriously.

thank you for being the most entertaining elden ring video ever, never seen someone use so many different weapons and felt so refreshing compared to the ususal "stick with 1 weapon throw-out the game" normal playthrew

I can't wait for the full streams of this one to have on in the background at work

Would love to see a randomizer version of this run, probably couldn’t do the region lock ruling since you’re not guaranteed to get enough weapons in any one area but I think it be super cool to see!

I’m currently doing this exact challenge, with the same rules (been doing it for 2 weeks now), but I’m only 50 bosses in so far with the region lock rule as well. I’m happy to see that I wasn’t the only person having this idea as a run!

Fun Run to watch on stream!! Awesome content Dist

6:43 The Epee actually has the *shortest* reach of all the heavy thrusting swords. Stitcher, Cragblade, and Helice are all even longer. It's kinda nutty

15:57 haha stomp (upward cut) go YEET

I'm currently doing this challenge and I'm up to Leyndell over 2 evenings of play. Deciding on weapon upgrades and what to use on earlier bosses has made this so much fun

The fact that cemetery shade and skellys killed him so many times is so funny. I've always thought it was low-key one of the hardest fights in the whole game

very fun run! glad to have watched it live

Congrats @distortion2 on the 1m views bro , been watching a while and your content and effort is awesome dude ! Keep it up, cool to see you getting recognition

"I kinda wanna go smash the dragon" Wow, didn't know Disto would be into that type of stuff.

Super fun video, thanks Dist!

Watching him deathless Malenia, GSD, Placidusax, then Maliketh back to back to back to back is so demoralising when it took me an my bro a solid 90 minutes on Maliketh with several deaths. In all seriousness though, it is astonishing and inspiring to see how much knowledge culminates into these runs and by extension becoming a challenge run player.

He played this really well for someone playing this game for the first time.

i appreciate the days (or more) worth of work for my 2 and a half hours of enjoyment

ty dist, now i have content to watch for my next 30 meals

15:20 I've never seen this boss in my life

grats on the run distHug

I would really like to see a video where you use only weapons gained from remeberences and after each rememberance boss you have to switch the weapon. This could also apply to all dark souls games.

Thank you for not spoiling the Ranni ending; I haven't gotten that one yet.

These content creators coming up with crazier and crazier challange ideas

Skipped the beginning scion death on the counter, run instantly invalid lol also 1:21:39 the hand flipping the finger before the inevitable downfall is hilarious

This was Fun to watch, twirling Snail killer.. Stop getting Stompted and Pelted!! Lol! Good times.. Interesting choice for a challenge!

honestly most challenge runs I see are so boring and dumb but your videos are always super dope, keep the good work up man

Dude, the chat was giving you such a hard time! 😂You were a really good sport.

I ended up doing this run a while back it's painful I'm excited to see this.

Bro really just pulled out a perfect zip to traverse a bridge. The flex.

Dis, long time viewer and subscriber here. I’ve been binging your challenge runs for a while and I’ve been super curious as to where you get your mods from. Like when you doubled DS3 enemies or the cinders mod, or your Elden ring randomizers. I’ve been wanting to try stuff like this once I got them for PC (since Xbox can’t be modded sadly) but I never knew where to reliably get such mods. Keep the great work chugging man ❤

Amazing as always

Fun fact: if you backstep and then attack immediately after with a rapier (and another weapon that I don't remember) you get a cool unique attack!

So basically this is the Elden Ring Nuzlocke Pokemon = Weapon And because of the region lock Bosses = Trainers/Gym leaders All you need now is to randomize the weapon location every run to make it almost exactly like a Nuzlocke Also if the suggestion of ditching a weapon when you die to a boss is not that bad, this makes it harder to use throw away weapons on easy boss

I’m definitely gonna do this, seems incredibly fun

The fact this only has the views it does is crazy….. what an idea. Big ups

That Prod cosplay is on point. Jumpscared me a little, even.

loving the content keep it up!

Now I'm waiting for a "every bossfight with every weapon" video

This was so fun to watch

Chat brings this video down a bit ngl

38:06 the AI saw its opening💀 43:52 bols only staggered after you cut his

Such a fun run!

Epic comedic entertainment. Bless you sir.

omg i just realized that bols stunned on the final hit lmao, imagine waiting an entire boss fight for the boss to stun only for it to happen with the final blow

With the mask on, from the Bandit Set, your character really looks like Singed from Arcane.

1:02:00 oh my god distortion, the number 1 rule for 80% of projectiles, ESPECIALLY HOMING ONES, is dodge into them. It is the only instinctual thing I have that is somewhat good.

very nice :) thanks for your videos!

Could you do something like "you can only level up once after I beat a boss ( remembrance bosses count as 3 level ups)"

Cant wait for the vod

Great challenge run

watched the full live, watching it again now :)

such a dope run.

"Babe wake up, distortion posted another video"- Me

How did you handle the +X on weapons ? Did you spend an insane amount of runes in crafting or did you had a mod to put them at fixed values or something ?

He uses the winged scythe twice. Once against Death bird, and again against worm face

Enjoyable run!

This was actually extremely validating lol

Fists ARE OP now. You should watch Thingy's video about bullying bosses with them. Built a build myself, I like the spiked ceastus for the R2 moveset, however.

I know you don’t upload certain things but I watched moistcriticals video and I’m so happy and proud of you man. You did great, you are a goat. You are my favorite speed runner and the best there is, hope to see you in more massive things like that. Been here since your channel was small, I hope you keep going hard.

This seems fun might need to try

2:22:43 was playing Seamless Co-op with my friend and we both died here to the exact same thing last week, feels bad man

i never got into this game and i never will. props to those that came close to beating it

I love these videos man ❤

Tree spear finally got some acknowledgement :D

Good stuff man

Where did you get that desktop screen saver? It’s super awesome!

Anyone know if he’s upgrading the weapons at all, or is he just straight up using each one with whatever stats he has?

Have you already done an NG+ Serpent Bow run? It's a surprisingly useful bow, and my personal favorite.

Malenia with whip. I like your style.

Dist vid, the gods have answered my prayers

Awesome video

Your chat was showing no mercy lol

The Treespear was my weapon of choice on my first play through, it breaks poise for DAYS.

Algorithm go up! DS2 is amazing!

I've been playing Enlisted since release a year ago or so. Incredible game

1:28:17 “I’ll parry you” Sanguine noble: no

Right now I'm watching the original broadcasts of this challenge on dist's twitch channel. In the middle of watching part 1, it stopped working because it was the oldest video and got pushed out of existence in the middle of me watching (I don't know if it's because of the passage of time or because of new uploads pushing it away?). I had to skip to part 2, which is now the oldest video there and I wonder when it will be pushed into oblivion :( It was such good stuff to watch when going to bed.

Dang I really wanted Dist to use charge forth on the leonine misbegotten idk why it works so well but it does. Also works well on some medium/light armour human type enemies like bloodhound knights. Oh he did it on Onyx Lord LMAO yeah charge forth is broken on certain enemies.

I appreciate that you said, "I hate quitting out." Viewers hate it too.

Gonna try this later, getting tired of just healing my mimic during my summons only run. This kind of challenge seems to add a lot of variety to a playthrough, which is lacking in restricted challenge runs. Thanks Dist!

I hate the Cemetary Shade with the three additonal Skeletons so much. I either just use a Dragonbreath Incanation when I enter this fight of throw Holy Water Pots at the Skeletons just so I don't have to deal with anything in that fight.