@laikepau87 4 ай бұрын
Beat minecraft without infested mossy stonebricks
@Thatspaceperson 4 ай бұрын
But… that’s impossible.
@aceshadowknight7004 4 ай бұрын
Are you insane?!?
@tronsrop 4 ай бұрын
Bro that's harder than playing legendary mode ftw hardcore no weapons terraria !!
@TheRealNSH 4 ай бұрын
@@tronsrop wouldnt legendary mode on ftw make it a difficulty harder??
@CDrim 4 ай бұрын
Bruh, how are you Even gonna Open the Game without it
@CAT_SAYS_NO 4 ай бұрын
I remember when sapphire was the only block and mob in the game
@RubyPiec 4 ай бұрын
I miss when sapphire was the only keybind in the game
@diamondmemer9754 4 ай бұрын
Yeah, the game was just a 7.8/10 too much sapphire back then
@PlainGammer 4 ай бұрын
Must of been hard times then
@diamondmemer9754 4 ай бұрын
@@PlainGammer must have
@লবনহানটারman 4 ай бұрын
@@diamondmemer9754lol i get this joke
@hhjpegg 3 ай бұрын
3:58 “but i dont have a weapon” the cleaver in his prioritypanel:
@Conorator 2 ай бұрын
the hatchet in his toolbar:
@im_skrunkly 2 ай бұрын
the tomahawk in his user interface:
@doncomputer5931 2 ай бұрын
the palm attached to the end of his lofty appendage that grasps a ligneous chisel implement:
@clif_rice 2 ай бұрын
the minigun in his toolbin:
@lirich0 Ай бұрын
The AK-47 in his backpack:
@Lupuscrafter 4 ай бұрын
this feels like if a wonky AI got given just some snippets from MC vids and needed to make a video
@Strogman25 3 ай бұрын
True. Like gpt-3 with a passion for the thesaurus lol
@zorenmaniego5698 2 ай бұрын
It really does. Like, the way how it is presented overall. Pretty uncanny IMO.
@jacksonwatkinson7912 2 ай бұрын
Willa Wonky?
@seedlesswatermelon566 4 ай бұрын
The biggest twist would be if he had a sapphire GPU this whole time...
@melsbacksfriend 4 ай бұрын
Actually his entire PC is made of sapphire.
@Marsk1tty 4 ай бұрын
Beat minecraft using software rendering
@10-to-the-games 4 ай бұрын
But with just a little more ruby, he can make a sapphire quality GPU without sapphire
@susrut3664 3 ай бұрын
does nobody here understand that sapphire is a brand?
@melsbacksfriend 2 ай бұрын
@@susrut3664 I did not know
@icomefromanotherdimension3798 4 ай бұрын
Imaging showing one of Trapper’s videos to someone who never played minecraft before
@outerspaceproduction 4 ай бұрын
Imagine showing someone who Speedruns Minecraft Trapper's videos -
@evolved80 4 ай бұрын
Uhh they're totally real wdym
@CasuallyShadow 4 ай бұрын
It inflicts way more psychic damage in proportion to the person's knowledge of Minecraft
@M_1024 4 ай бұрын
If someone never played minecraft before then they wouldn't see the difference between this and a normal speedrun
@cyr0_gd 3 ай бұрын
I have never played minecraft outside hypixel or 1.8 so I just thought It was just newer version stuff.
@chickennugget6684 4 ай бұрын
His panic to reach the end portal implies BlackYoshiX dropping out of nowhere is a scripted event
@thermochemist 4 ай бұрын
black yoshi is a cannon event, he must defeat him.
@impax2634 4 ай бұрын
It's not scripted, black yoshi ruining the run is common Minecraft element. I've heard that you can bypass him using sapphires and acacia wood, but it might be just a rumor.
@NotEvenARealAnimation 4 ай бұрын
Yea, everyone knows that after defeating the dragon you have about 15 seconds before BlackYoshi spawns in.
@panic488 4 ай бұрын
a SCRIPTED EVENT??? in MY trapperdapper video??? by the lord himself
@TaxEvasion1452 4 ай бұрын
it's not at all, everyone knows trhat when you do a challenge run that BlackYoshiX spawns after the enderdragon is killed
@Ctacobell 4 ай бұрын
Wow! I had no idea 281.6 ruby equates to 1 sapphire! Color me surprised!
@fractastical9040 4 ай бұрын
they did the math
@FPBRM23 4 ай бұрын
i know right!!!
@nokia-gm8gv 4 ай бұрын
fr
@qlx-i 4 ай бұрын
The stocks are falling, now it's already 282 ruby, exchange it to sapphire while you can!
@somo4227 4 ай бұрын
@@qlx-i they used to be worth 6 keys and 40584375897593875732958 refined,smh
@slycwby2478 4 ай бұрын
It feels like this series is slowly building up to Trapper being stuck in some infinite loop of shitty challenges that Blackyoshi just keeps putting him through
@somebodyidk2 4 ай бұрын
lol
@Confidencyy 4 ай бұрын
Is this the new minecraft arg ?
@nguyentrongkhang7644 4 ай бұрын
@@Confidencyy hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
@evereq8970 4 ай бұрын
Language
@slycwby2478 4 ай бұрын
@@evereq8970 fuck
@Vrisket 4 ай бұрын
Bro's playing Craftmine 💀
@TeenWithACarrotIDK 4 ай бұрын
Lobotomy-craft
@apogus 4 ай бұрын
@@TeenWithACarrotIDK I will find you.
@smaker6451 4 ай бұрын
@@TeenWithACarrotIDK He will find you.
@defective7340 3 ай бұрын
@@TeenWithACarrotIDK I will find you.
@cheese__cake 3 ай бұрын
@@TeenWithACarrotIDK I will find you.
@high55550 4 ай бұрын
this was a great video to watch right after my lobotomy
@RandomytchannelGD 4 ай бұрын
FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!!
@dlaBerAuoY 4 ай бұрын
this is great to watch while performing one too
@tr4inwr3ck.d 4 ай бұрын
@@dlaBerAuoY this was such a great video to watch during my lobotomy too
@Brendanowl Ай бұрын
This was a great video to watch while I was doing your lobotomy!
@vaguedestruction 4 ай бұрын
I'm very surprised he didn't call copper "topaz".
@rennugunner 3 ай бұрын
That'd just be silly
@DeadPixel_ 2 ай бұрын
oh yeah.. were the terraria now
@vaguedestruction 2 ай бұрын
@@DeadPixel_ wait until he realizes theres copper in terraria too
@vaguedestruction 2 ай бұрын
@@DeadPixel_ You do realize there's topaz in real life, right?
@DeadPixel_ 2 ай бұрын
@@vaguedestruction i know bro, was just making a joke lmfao. im referring to both of your replies
@theodoresmith3829 4 ай бұрын
I know it's currently considered TAS-only but if you could find a way to implement Black Yoshi skip I think you could make this run work
@KindlTAS 4 ай бұрын
Recently, a new trick was discovered called "Overworld Portal Coordinate Displacement," which basically displaces the destination coordinates of an overworld portal. If the displacement is >9007199254740992, you will be sent to X=0, Z=0 in the End dimension. Y is always the highest block coordinate, which is almost always the top of the end portal. This trick works because of the way overworld portals calculate the destination coordinates. When you step into the portal, it multiplies your current coordinates by 8 and sets that as the destination. If you move around, your coordinates change, thus changing the destination coordinates. For some reason, moving your camera extremely fast causes the destination coordinates to be multiplied by 8. You can repeat this to multiply your destination coordinates as many times as you want.
@Scypek 4 ай бұрын
You can do a Black Yoshi skip without a TAS iirc, but that leaves about a 50% chance for the memory overflow causing Black Yoshi to spawn outside Minecraft instead. Not worth the risk.
@admin-ji2pu 4 ай бұрын
@@Scypek Sacrifices must be made
@memelover6917 2 ай бұрын
@@admin-ji2puSacrifices must *always* be made
@Bilbbo_ 3 ай бұрын
the fucking blaze rod flying away because of the missclick killed me
@sparkledog2631 4 ай бұрын
This is exactly how I used to DM D&D sessions when I was in 3rd grade.
@eenayeah 4 ай бұрын
Obviously that would have been impossible had Etho not come to save your ass. A no-Etho no-sapphire run is still impossible!
@epicdud5905 4 ай бұрын
kakashi came in clutch
@jddi1527 2 ай бұрын
My thoughts exactly lol
@soapysalad5538 4 ай бұрын
NEW CHARACTER IN THE TRAPPERDAPPER CINEMATIC UNIVERSE ????
@HK-pq7pe 4 ай бұрын
he was in the oldest server video bro
@aydenator2770 4 ай бұрын
@@HK-pq7pethe hero guy?
@rawoo9385 4 ай бұрын
Guys, Soapy is not talking about Naru-Guy, they're talking about the Copper Guardian, the rarest mob in the game
@tenidiotaodpizzy4603 4 ай бұрын
what are you all talking about this is my first time watching this guy i dont understand anything
@HelloIAmAnExist 4 ай бұрын
I love how you kept the 12 and 13 stacks of rocks apart out of fear for combining then and seeing what 12+13 actually equals. Even the thought sends a chill down my spine
@pezpeculiar9557 3 ай бұрын
ChatGPT is going to be so confused by this
@starchcontrast4214 4 ай бұрын
"Minecraft Content satire" is such a bizarre Genre. I think you might have a monopoly, though.
@Jackpauler4lyfe 4 ай бұрын
I feel like one of these videos should have a twist at the end where the BlackYoshiX run ruiner moment gets narrowly avoided only to be instantly followed up by 20 more insanely specific traps to guard the end portal like a bullet hell alongside an abrupt tone switch to make it way more tense and serious for no reason 😆 that’d probably be pretty hard to pull off, but maybe for the finale of the series? 🥺
@rawoo9385 4 ай бұрын
That is a really cool fursona
@Jackpauler4lyfe 4 ай бұрын
@@rawoo9385 thanks bro!! but I am about to change it lmao (doing a redesign w/ the same color pallet and species but different details and head shape)
@jimmykedge6650 4 ай бұрын
I still can't believe you haven't beaten the game without pink glazed terracotta
@boringmantis6489 4 ай бұрын
Why don't YOU beat Minecraft without pink glazed terracotta if it's so easy?
@jimmykedge6650 4 ай бұрын
@@boringmantis6489 challenge to hard 😔
@tup4443 4 ай бұрын
I was only able to make it to the naru guy boss, but then I got given a pink glazed terracotta by superyoshyx just before I beat him.
@imrandomness 27 күн бұрын
try beating the game without polished diorite stairs
@Commanderツ 3 ай бұрын
Minecraft When a time traveler moves notches chair by 0.1 inches:
@couththememer 2 ай бұрын
This is like one of those dreams where I would wake up and say "That dream totally makes sense"
@AdityaRajMc 4 ай бұрын
You definitely cheated it's impossible to beat Minecraft without sapphire
@FichaGris 4 ай бұрын
I mean, he didn't! The run wasn't able to be completed so he surpased the cheating allegations.
@birdmcturd1626 4 ай бұрын
Yeah,I’m pretty sure he had a mod to make the mining of the ruby 0.0005676982% faster. Honestly,it’s sad to see fake challenges like this especially since everything else was so legitimate
@moonl1314 2 ай бұрын
@@birdmcturd1626 Actually, the rubymine mod is only activated *after* collecting sapphire, so this run would still be legitimate, if not for the fact that he actually used copperspawn to increase the yield from the copper guardian by 0.00000000621%, therefore invalidating the whole run.
@birdmcturd1626 2 ай бұрын
@@moonl1314 Ohhh,I didn’t know that.
@The0neWhoAsked 4 ай бұрын
This video feels like a dream
@pixelcat29 Ай бұрын
A fever dream
@fart7361 4 ай бұрын
Holy shit i cant belive you got a broom so early. Woth rhat luck you should try speedrunning!
@bulbman256 4 ай бұрын
With this latest ending, we can clearly see that Trapper is forced to doing these until he actually beats Minecraft. Unfortunately BlackYoshi has ironically trapped the Trapper in an eternal hell where he must beat Minecraft under increasingly excruciating conditions and never allowed to finish. Truly this is a cry for help and we must free this man.
@alfanme2250 4 ай бұрын
Blaze Eyes make me frown
@ketok1899 3 ай бұрын
i'd love to imagine that somebody who knows nothing about minecraft saw this and though it was a geniuine gameplay
@gem3763 4 ай бұрын
Keeping the cobble unstacked in your inventory was such a funny move
@frankie11998 4 ай бұрын
wait i thought the Spires of Yata was a required biome, you completely glossed over it. the Ceruga bandits pummeling you with sapphire are impossible to dodge
@darkithnamgedrf9495 4 ай бұрын
You can bypass it if you manage to obtain the Scrolls of Lorentio. Most don’t know this since it’s a very rare drop
@dargon_ 4 ай бұрын
You could also just grind 10 Electrium bars from Zapbats in the Acacia Cave biome. They can be used to craft the Scrolls of Lorentio, which allows you to avoid the incredibly low drop rate!
@strb_6062 4 ай бұрын
Wow, Can't Believe Etho Helped You Out In The Last Minute Of The Run! Truly The Most Epic Moment Of All!
@s_cabbage 4 ай бұрын
This guy's minecraft worlds have quickly been devolving more and more into complete nonsense
@boringmantis6489 4 ай бұрын
It's like having a fever dream about playing Minecraft
@autistic_potato1037 4 ай бұрын
"Beating Minecraft But I Can't Leave Goblin Form"
@ozapy 4 ай бұрын
Love the idea that this channel is actually a big ARG and these super silly videos actual have extremely hidden dark elements, and will somehow devolve into lovecraftian horror as Blackyoshi eternally tortures this poor soul whilst the fabric of reality endlessly crumbles. Anyways good vid lol
@Fos- 3 ай бұрын
3:26 bro activated made in heaven
@Mantixion 4 ай бұрын
Now all we need is beating minecraft without autojump
@EIGHT-LEFT 3 ай бұрын
this is a fever dream you expect in a coma
@StarThePencilOSC 2 ай бұрын
….sapphire? ….Ruby? ….light Sticks? ….Broom from wood?… I feel like I’m in a fever dream
@CatFaceMan5234 4 ай бұрын
4:07 Wait was that a sapphire arrow 😲!!
@chi_lilmoo 3 ай бұрын
This guy is going easy mode. Beat Minecraft without Lightly Waxed Copper Slab.
@XayXayYT 25 күн бұрын
What the fuck is going on in this video LMAO, I love this
@c.jishnu378 4 ай бұрын
You mean Lapis? I now understand that this was a parody.
@beepymemes 4 ай бұрын
This entire video is a confusing fever dream
@halfsine 4 ай бұрын
0:42 me when doing basic math
@Tzelofachad 4 ай бұрын
trapper, your content makes me laugh harder than anything I have ever seen. Thank you for brightening my life!
@juliantheivysaur3137 2 ай бұрын
You reached the end just in time, looks like the priest was just about to achieve heaven.
@ScareSans 4 ай бұрын
What if you beat Minecraft without popped chorus fruit? It's such an integral part of gameplay that I think a run that avoids using it could be really difficult and interesting.
@saxoul17 4 ай бұрын
What memories when marble could be sold to villagers to receive sapphire and be used as fuel for flying machines.
@liobello3141 4 ай бұрын
This feels like it's from a parallel universe.
@user-pd4ye3fs4v 4 ай бұрын
My man speaks certified british. Exquisite piece of graphic motion picture entertainment indeed
@AxolotlHero 3 ай бұрын
It's funny he had a command block at the beginning of the run when he was chopping the trees.
@TurquoiseFan23 4 ай бұрын
steven universe fans when they named a sapphire as a lapis has been mistaken
@samuelwaller4924 4 ай бұрын
Bro these are actually genius. I was skeptical of these being funny more than once but they are great lol
@DrTuph 4 ай бұрын
I sent this to my girlfriend so she could learn how to play Minecraft with me
@nohintshere 24 күн бұрын
this is absolutely terrifying
@NotEvenARealAnimation 4 ай бұрын
I had no idea that you could make the uncrafter with ruby. Great info and speedrun!
@illuminate4 4 ай бұрын
Clicked on this assuming it was an April fool's video that just got recommended late. This video was not published on April 1st. It's just an acid trip.
@DaminGamerMC 4 ай бұрын
the uncraftter strategy is someything i have tried for this speed run for years but the ruby is just to hard to find
@jonoleric 4 ай бұрын
incredibly inspirational, you're so good at this game and your knowledge is impressive
@nicklerick 4 ай бұрын
Black Yoshi throwing the run is a cannon event. You cant stop it.
@etipeti555 4 ай бұрын
What in the world have I just seen? I love how cursed it is
@tyronorxy5646 4 ай бұрын
Make a datapack that makes this video possible without cuts. I bet it would get hundreds of downloads.
@fluxjoint2388 4 ай бұрын
that cherry biome between the mountains was, indeed, pretty cool
@xiamingjiao5700 21 күн бұрын
beat minecraft without galvanised square steel
@xiamingjiao5700 21 күн бұрын
pleeeeaaaaase do it it will be intresting
@BOTB_RBLX 2 ай бұрын
This felt like a fever dream.
@chobbis3 4 ай бұрын
you missed april fools by a couple days this is canon now
@coalcreekdefense8106 23 күн бұрын
I'm gonna wake up tomorrow thinking this was a dream.
@username5155 4 ай бұрын
Yeah, beating Minecraft is cool and all, but can you do it in 0 A presses?
@josecorzo5517 Ай бұрын
Auto jump
@username5155 Ай бұрын
@@josecorzo5517 that’s 0.5 A presses
@josecorzo5517 Ай бұрын
@@username5155 0.5 A presses is when you hold the button, thing that you don't do with auto jump
@username5155 Ай бұрын
@@josecorzo5517 Yeah, when you press and hold the A button, a button you do not press to jump in Minecraft Java Edition
@scottishwildcatwill3811 2 ай бұрын
I swear part of the fun of your videos is seeing the end portal
@scottishwildcatwill3811 2 ай бұрын
but can you beat Minecraft by being a pacifist?
@mcdonaldssprite9474 4 ай бұрын
Did this guy just say “sapphire” “rock “light stick” “grove biome” “bark”🔥💀
@kennyobi9871 2 ай бұрын
“Ruby”
@leightonpetty4817 Ай бұрын
I learned more about the past 6 year of Minecraft updates than actually playing the game on the side
@_Allu 4 ай бұрын
I knew you would fail, not even Delusion could do it. I mean he has the best luck out of all Minecraft speedrunners. Maybe if you incorporated the yellow tomato strat? That might take some time though but it might work?
@Pablo360able Ай бұрын
this video is what minecraft sounds like to people who watch this video instead of playing minecraft
@sertokm 3 ай бұрын
Beat Minecraft without Minecraft
@laiopsol9987 4 ай бұрын
this is the most terrifying video i've ever watched in my entire life
@diamondmemer9754 4 ай бұрын
Wait it's called sapphire? I've been calling it blue dye this entire time
@KindlTAS 4 ай бұрын
I've always called it "Blue Lips"
@pixelcat29 Ай бұрын
I always called it Lap Is
@imrandomness 27 күн бұрын
i always call it lime glazed terracotta
@diamondmemer9754 27 күн бұрын
@@imrandomness isn't that a type of pie?
@orangejuice9631 2 ай бұрын
You completely nailed The mandatory parekour jump of doom. I took 18 tries before I could that one.
@tereziipyrope 4 ай бұрын
This one was good! I liked that you continued some jokes from previous videos :D
@CasuallyShadow 4 ай бұрын
Jokes? Wdym all of this is 100% real
@FunyGuyLol 4 ай бұрын
You thought this challenge was hard? Wait until you find out about the beating Minecraft without using tall grass challenge!
@OCEOLO996 23 күн бұрын
my dreams when i have a fever:
@orangxjuicx3617 4 ай бұрын
1:25 said no one ever
@gabrielamaral978 2 ай бұрын
Basically the feeling i have when watching speedruns from games i don't know nothing about
@dougmeisterman 4 ай бұрын
At first I thought I was ret*rded, then I realised it was just a stroke.
@girlinblack5361 4 ай бұрын
These videos piss me off in the best way possible. Please keep making them
@anidiot4702 4 ай бұрын
this comment section is an alternate dimension
@v3ctorflar3_ 2 ай бұрын
This video feels like a fever dream bro
@bastiansepulveda6863 4 ай бұрын
Fake video (Dogs cant spawn in the top of a tree 00:58 ) (sorry for the bad english)
@morganisapro6 3 ай бұрын
no no no the dog just walked up there 😊😊😊
@Joscat60 3 күн бұрын
I like to think that this is just a video from an alternate universe where this is what Minecraft actually is
@Outcastic 3 ай бұрын
Imagine this being your introduction to the game
@nuh-uhbro765 2 ай бұрын
2:44 the awkward pause is my favorite part of this video 😂
@nuh-uhbro765 2 ай бұрын
I’m glad somebody liked my comment so I could come back to this joke
@hansyboi 3 ай бұрын
this was like watching interdimensional cable and i loved it
@karlilinux 2 ай бұрын
i love how the video is just straightup schizophrenia or whatever weird shit that happens during a dream
@puffpomcentral4822 3 ай бұрын
Truly impressive run, the community is so proud.
@Digby8 29 күн бұрын
the amount of details in this just impressive, this is just wow.
@Singularityyyy 4 ай бұрын
What kind of minecraft speedrun fever dream have i stumbled on?
@beeternity 3 ай бұрын
what did i just watch best video ive watched in the last few months
@ForgeSakai 2 ай бұрын
" Everybody gets one... " *flies away into the abyss*
@robotzr.8348 4 ай бұрын
3:29 the freaking tamed dogs on every floor killed me 😭