simon: “talia’s a goody two-shoes she wouldn’t do anything” talia: *proceeds to roundhouse kick a girl to her throat*

simon - "31 is way to early to propose to someone" also simon - proposes to talia at 29

Do this again but with Talia herself next time! That would be entertaining

20:29 *The police were unable to secure Simon's release* "YES SIMON!"

This series is really good and Simon just makes it so entertaining. Possibilities of characters are endless as well.

You need to add people to the game so they can come up in the scenarios e.g adding JJ in so you might randomly come across him while you are playing.

Simon, you need to do one on JJ's life now man.

Clicked on straight away. Absolutely love this hope it becomes a regular series/occurrence of videos 👍🏽

Simon did you know you can add characters that randomly pop up through your life such as class mates, colleagues and dates so you could become mates with all the sidemen

The reason Talia didn’t become a singer was because she had a criminal record from juvenile detention

HEY there Simon. To get a successful audition for being a singer in bitlife you must have a high charisma stat in the game as well as perfect singing or instrument rank for guaranteed results. Hope this helps.

Try to be a football player in the prem or an athlete in general.

Them talking about being engaged at 31 is too early is funny, considering simon is 30 and already married

2 months ago Engeged at 31? That's to soon Now: Simon is 29, Talia is 25 and boom... They are actually engeged

Saying no to hook ups was so jokes😂

10:40 … Now you’re 31 Simon.

It was kinda wholesome to see talia getting involved in this 😂

12:20 this aged drastically well

A BitLife video every Friday would be great

Simon without context 💀 18:05

1:27 "We went to blow Bubbles" *Guy named Bubbles* : 😏😏

Simon reminding us he winning at life 0:20

love this series , keep it up

For Talia Tuesday, Talia should be Simon on bitLife😂❤️

2:14 Wow okay Simon! Are you an expert in that field yeah? 😂

this as a Talia Tuesday where she acts as you and makes the decisions she thinks you would 😂

This should be a series

You should do more of these, they are great

Gotta love the bitlife series

"don't get any ideas" funny how they're engaged now

loveee this series

Love this Series

I am loving this series

I have set myself a challenge to find all the faces in the home picture. 🤣🤣

It was funny how he celebrated that the police failed to save him, then realised he died.

Love the vids man

I’d love to see Simon play as Jj !!

Way too soon hey Talia, we see you guys🤣🤣🤣 2023 gang

This is a great series

why didnt simon save this for talia tuesday lol

Simon, you should add all the Sidemen into the game in the settings > custom people > add custom person

Can you make more bitlife videos please love the content bro

Simon was planning to propose and talia said not sooner than 31 he Fr dying inside 😂

I really like this series you know!

You should do this as a Talia tuesday

He must have forgot he killed some one at the start but at the end he said he had a good life

Ngl I like the new Bitlife series, keep it up!

pleaaase do one of these as JJ, easy title and would be a jokes video lmaooo

“Love my vagina !!” Made me spit out my drink 🤣

Play as Simon so we know what happened.........maybe he tried to roundhouse his kidnappers and that's why he died🤣🤣🤣

You should’ve had talia next to you to decide the options

The sidemen should play bitlife but you each get a year😂 Would be so funny

Looking forward to this

12:28 “That’s way too soon”

you’re now married and have a dog

you should do the sidemen on bitlife

The clickbait you could of had with the title being named "The end of Behzinga" 🤣🤣

10:44 "We gon, we gon, we gon f*ck, we gon f*ck" 😭

you can hit the back button to take you back to the previous screen instead of going through the whole ordeal to get back to it

2:31 "Now that's a *LOTTA DAMAGE* "

Simon do your own life i think it would be really funny keep up the great work man

Simon play out jj's life I beg 😂

1:31 that’s weird cuz I literally found that song yesterday and I’ve been obsessed

Lol you made Ethan the dog 🤣

This aged well with them now being married

I think you aren’t getting the audition because you went to juvi and because your looks are low. You need to customise your attributes before you create your person, and make your looks 100%. Musician is the highest paying job for a woman on the game (specifically singer) so if you do it successfully you’ll be rich. Also, if you want to be rich as a guy, become a basketball player or American Football in America (con: you have to keep training and it takes a while to get good). If you want to be rich quick, choose to be born in a country with a monarchy, then chose your status as Prince or Princess. Then if you get bored of being royal, just press abdicate. Being famous will also get you more social media followers

It’s come so far that Simon is playing with Talia 😂😂

Lol loved it, really appreciate you playing BitLife Simon💙💙

Knowledge strength and integrity u should do next

Already my favorite series 😍 love bitlife

this should straight up be a talia tuesday

This could be a Talia Tuesday - talia becomes you on bitlife

"Roundhouse kick to her throat" ooohhhhh I felt that

You should do one for all the sidemen

She named the baby bertie the same as in streamer life simulator

I honestly recon, the way things are going for him, Jake Paul might honestly die age 57 from drugs! 😂 Keep up the great work Simon! 🔥

Should have made this a talia Tuesday

For special careers, singer example, join the choir and do anything musical while in school

High looks help with becoming a musician in this game

Simon you need to do some robberies and escape jail it’s fun man

18:04 lmao

Do ksi next bro love your video keep up the great work ❤👌

You can add characters and also you can change your characters attributes at the start when creating the character such as looks and smarts

NGL I laughed pretty hard when the millionaire said I have to pay 89p hell no! And then agreed to the 8.99

I replayed the eye test and he still found it faster than me.

Simon - special talent - music Me dying of laughter

18:05 umm…do u I guess 😂

This game is so funny ahah I have it too but its been awhile sense ive played it and this made me want to play it again😂😂 Theres also "Doglife" & "Catlife" which are the same things basically but well you play as a cat or a dog lol

i think it's pretty obvious who's the next life. it's GOT to be JJ

Play as JJ and Marry yourself 😂😂😂 yes I am making a Ksimon joke

You should do this with Talia next tuesday to see her reaction XD

you should try flagle, its like wordle, but with flag

The meme potential in this is amazing

Im pretty sure to become a singer, you need to join the music cliques in school and music club in uni.

Love the shirt

Please do another one bro

Become David Beckham and become a footballer. Maybe become an allstar *coughs- Zlatan.

You should do a episode as each of the boys.

Simon!?!🤦‍♂️...I'm sure there's a potential kidnapper rubbing his hands and doing an evil laugh after hearing this. 22:08

Create yourself then ask talia to control you as talia tuesday