BEGINNING OF THE END

BEGINNING OF THE END | The Forest

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Bob, Wade, and I are back with The Forest and we're here to finally finish the fight... or at least take the first steps towards finishing the fight...
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS?? ►► open.spotify.com/episode/1CiF...
The Forest Playlist ► • The Forest (NEW)
WADE ► / lordminion777
BOB ► / muyskerm
EDITED BY ► / nerdfiction
Awesome Games Playlist ► • Awesome Games!
Scary Games Playlist ► • Scary Games!
Horror Outro ► / haunted

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@markiplier 2 жыл бұрын

You better know what this is... podlink.to/distractiblepodcast

@Graphics_Card 2 жыл бұрын

Nice

@LowLaunchBow 2 жыл бұрын

We love your videos Mark , your dedication and commitment help me everyday to keep uploading videos on youtube.

@ScottPIayz 2 жыл бұрын

How couldnt we

@Mia-gq2vw 2 жыл бұрын

@ComposedSage75 2 жыл бұрын

Awesome

@szonjakiaratoth5388 2 жыл бұрын

Noone: Mark flying at you to beat the everliving shit out of you: *hey*

@ryleemacdonald863 2 жыл бұрын

Where tf is he tho. He isn't at home (unless he moved...again) but he is back from Canada so....Where is he?

@annoyingjager8863 2 жыл бұрын

@@ryleemacdonald863 He moved to Donald Glovers old home not too long ago I saw it in some celeb news

@therealestrx3707 2 жыл бұрын

No one*

@coyotemations828 2 жыл бұрын

@@annoyingjager8863 for when he was out in Canada for Edge of Sleep but he did say he came back to America, I think.

@blurryphan7578 2 жыл бұрын

Maybe that explains the tweet about him beating us up for his birthday

@gian8511 2 жыл бұрын

I genuinely need that “previously on.. the fORest!”

@Jordy1310 2 жыл бұрын

YES!

@Nestor__Makhno 2 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@f-ckmyr0fil139 2 жыл бұрын

F the NEW York times 😙😚🙂🤗

@gaymermoment 2 жыл бұрын

@@technoraver99 reported bot

@torakunoichi 2 жыл бұрын

I think the problem is they forgot what they had previously done, it’s been about four months since they’ve played

@MinnaBudomo 2 жыл бұрын

0:27 POV: Mark found out your food company won’t sponsor him

@bromanr7209 2 жыл бұрын

POV: you're the CEO of takis

@j_8785 2 жыл бұрын

that must be the poptarts or del monte sponsorship

@marinoanims9235 2 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@Captainskoriorio5 2 жыл бұрын

MARK PUNCHES US

@FunniEmi 2 жыл бұрын

POV: discord mods after you talking to a girl in the server

@OR56 Жыл бұрын

so this is where the Mark punching the camera came from.

@OR56 Жыл бұрын

@Dave Studios I know that. It is obviosly not Mark. How dumb do you think I am. Jeez.

@Theguywhodoesthings Жыл бұрын

@@OR56 damn, he's warning you of a scam and all you do is take it as a personal insult, you damn self-absorbed scallywag.

@SaberSweat247 4 ай бұрын

It's cool to see the origin of the meme

@Cacowninja 2 ай бұрын

Wait, it's not Mark? Is it a stunt double?

@OR56 2 ай бұрын

@@Cacowninja No. It's Mark

@heatherrockwell9012 2 жыл бұрын

Mark advertising Distractible: "Hey, you. You're finally awake!"

@lunasagaming5801 2 жыл бұрын

@@cartoox7 no

@cartoox7 2 жыл бұрын

@@lunasagaming5801 okay, sorry

@wacko2558 2 жыл бұрын

@@cartoox7 respectable

@thiccdoot1610 2 жыл бұрын

You was trying to watch the video, right? Walked right into Mark's ambush, smart as us.

@death3678 2 жыл бұрын

@@lunasagaming5801 yes

@manuelgarcia5488 2 жыл бұрын

How do you like your markiplier? Me: with some trees, a bob, a wade, and a few cannibals...

@AgainWhy 2 жыл бұрын

and a Baraba

@pinguimbrav8728 2 жыл бұрын

a bit of lixian here and there

@mantarosashimasu730 2 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@kory5405 2 жыл бұрын

@@AgainWhy can't have Markiplier with our beloved Barbra XD

@ryanboyer3312 2 жыл бұрын

And a Jacksepticeye

@Kaper_Him 2 жыл бұрын

Imagine how intimidating it is when Mark runs at you with a katana wearing the skin of one of your greatest warriors

@coltforceplayer Жыл бұрын

He's a part of the Yakuza

@_JustJoe Жыл бұрын

Oh god

@liannorinamontano2747 Жыл бұрын

Him running towards You in general is scary

@Anonymous-73 10 ай бұрын

And after the fight when you’re bleeding out he asks whether or not you’ve heard of Distractable

@Joe-zr7yg 3 ай бұрын

I think the creepy mutants are their enemies.

@shadowthief6537 2 жыл бұрын

0:01 It’s not that I don’t want to watch Distractible, I just want to see how much my body can take

@addzmad2729 2 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@puzzlefrog1689 2 жыл бұрын

you got the wrong stamp

@tr33chimes48 2 жыл бұрын

But you're not a masochist or anything.

@Fan-imator Жыл бұрын

*0:28

@toodeadtodie186 2 жыл бұрын

Coming back to this feels like, watching the second season of an anime.

@toodeadtodie186 2 жыл бұрын

@UCpkq5owaZSScJG_9u3t0LBw you won’t understand 🙌😔

@daneplaysgames4 2 жыл бұрын

"hes out of line, but hes right"

@awebtoonreader4979 2 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@MartyBrawls 2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@savannahbrown3330 2 жыл бұрын

*Yes* o-o

@maxwelltaylor7476 2 жыл бұрын

Everyone thinks the Forest series is over, Mark 7 months later, *BAM episode*

@rebelgaming1.5.14 2 жыл бұрын

Now we need him to bring back Factorio Death World

@TranquilBird 2 жыл бұрын

I'm SO glad they brought it back

@charlesmetz4641 2 жыл бұрын

@@rebelgaming1.5.14 and paper please

@foxwolf316 2 жыл бұрын

hell yeah he's back, the only problem Is that mark and wade and bob don't even go back and watch last time they played this, It's like there playing blinded, and they don't go back to the last episode they just play without not knowing nothing, I bet there going to have the same reaction when they get back to playing raft, not watching there last video remembering what they did and there going to start dying like idiots, witch I will laugh my butt off If wade dies again without his friends not even trying to save him.

@tecate2127 2 жыл бұрын

4 months they last uploaded the forest in march

@cigarette_ahegao 2 жыл бұрын

Amy laying on the ground for the intro trying not to laugh gives me life

@user-op5sg5ys6c 3 ай бұрын

???

@cigarette_ahegao 3 ай бұрын

@@user-op5sg5ys6c she has to be the one filming lol

@SuperBomberUNKNOWN 2 жыл бұрын

I love how Mark forgot you can charge the Katana, as soon he found out

@darkxieon 2 жыл бұрын

That punch to the camera was actually really well done. I'm impressed.

@SitoongTTV 2 жыл бұрын

How many failed attempts… *How many cameras died to the cause*

@khyrulkabir8014 2 жыл бұрын

@@SitoongTTV LOL

@DorothyLouiseBeryllium 2 жыл бұрын

Assassin's Creed: Warfstache

@zanepeterson777 2 жыл бұрын

CameraCrusher: Unlimited

@dawidek8237 2 жыл бұрын

The joy of creation: bonnie's reset

@savagesword7898 2 жыл бұрын

I am genuinely so happy that Mark didn't drop "The Forest", it is my favorite series of his and mark if you read this please know that this is such a great series and I hope you have a lot of fun making it!

@anonymoususer7853 2 жыл бұрын

I also love the forest series, my top 3 favorite games markiplier plays is probably (in this order) 7dtd forest and factorio, he has to get back to that death world :/ also do you know what happened to Tiny box Tim?

@amorosco56 2 жыл бұрын

My favs to

@mr_noah7819 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, same.

@officersheep1760 2 жыл бұрын

Saammmmeee

@DatDiamondPick 2 жыл бұрын

I wish he also went back to oxygen not included

@kaisobral4411 2 жыл бұрын

Mark: OHMYGOD I ALMOST FELL Also Mark: *moves even closer to the edge and proceeds to fall*

@paintedpools4752 10 ай бұрын

He just wanted to see if he could handle it

@bricegately 2 жыл бұрын

nothing makes me happier than the fact that through all the years, it's still Mark Bob and Wade

@ViridisGames 2 жыл бұрын

That shot of Mark leaping at the camera was perfection. That punch would have rocked The Incredible Hulk himself.

@excalira5409 2 жыл бұрын

Someone gotta make a meme template out of it

@AjZombie08 2 жыл бұрын

@@cartoox7 How about.. Nooooo…. ..

@cartoox7 2 жыл бұрын

@@AjZombie08 okay, sorry

@RespawnJupiter 2 жыл бұрын

I just screenshotted it and I'm gonna start using it as a reaction pic/meme

@RespawnJupiter 2 жыл бұрын

@@excalira5409 I will! 😊

@TheDoomSlayer_666 2 жыл бұрын

"hey neighbours!" * revs chainsaw with malicious intent *

@mushroomwilted 2 жыл бұрын

mark when he sees this comment: ... i was not proud of that

@kennyhaynes568 2 жыл бұрын

Ah yes 1st day of school *loads ak -47*

@g80gzt 2 жыл бұрын

Soon enough he might try to reverse chainsaw into quentin hiding in a corner

@ashuraconla2550 2 жыл бұрын

Where can I see that?

@apollinarian Жыл бұрын

wade's smeagol voice is perfection

@shakewell42 2 жыл бұрын

When you accidentally cremate someone who's alive: "They're not dead, they're just really crispy"

@kohikeki 2 жыл бұрын

only the real ones know the gazebo incident, which led to the memorable cabin incident. RIP GAZEBO AND CABIN, you won’t be forgotten 😔✊

@the_elite_truth 2 жыл бұрын

Or, ya know, anyone that watches the past videos

@jaxer1784 2 жыл бұрын

Rest in peace gazebo

@mikejr7727 2 жыл бұрын

They were legends amongst men

@The_pastalavista 2 жыл бұрын

Most Promos: “This thing is *blah blah blah blah* and you should check it out!” Mark’s Promos: *Flying punches the shit outta you to promote Distractable*

@Peeshart47 2 жыл бұрын

"Sorry I had to do that" Well I wasnt gonna go anywhere but-

@almightyace3581 2 жыл бұрын

That was a good jump punch tho ngl

@embiggenedbadger4297 2 жыл бұрын

Dude, it made for a surprisingly effective ad.

@TinedTexas 2 жыл бұрын

Why was it so satisfying

@Kozu_the_Tiger 2 жыл бұрын

I only watch promos if they are funny if not I fast forward threw the video

@WarriorDan 2 жыл бұрын

"OH NO, I'M PISSING THEM OFF BY IGNITING THE BABIES." Even in a game where you've got an island full of half-human cannibals, Mark Bob and Wade prove that humans can still be the most horrible beings alive, lol.

@Ladybug-ft5xr 2 жыл бұрын

Rewatching all his videos, that was honestly one of the cleanest-if not best- distractable promo he’s done (in my opinion)

@mureltox755 2 жыл бұрын

…I literally just finished watching all the other “The Forest episodes not to long ago, and was wondering when they were going to continue the series lol

@TinedTexas 2 жыл бұрын

Used to watch them as soon as they got posted, lowkey forgot about it

@kazu-lw1rz 2 жыл бұрын

Yah exactly the same. I came across those vids about like a week or so ago

@Arif_Raziq 2 жыл бұрын

Damn good timming for you buddy

@jonathanjimenez7012 2 жыл бұрын

Right I almost forgot

@jnic2707 2 жыл бұрын

I found this series yesterday no lie and was super bummed when I found out it was unfinished, but then this popped up in my recommendations today

@Remember_Bubblebutt 2 жыл бұрын

I hope that clip of Mark decking us becomes a meme. Edit: it's not a meme until Lessons in meme culture makes a video on it.

@jasonlincoln7863 2 жыл бұрын

We need to like this.

@lyrablack8621 2 жыл бұрын

@@jasonlincoln7863 I'm doing my part

@RespawnJupiter 2 жыл бұрын

I screenshotted it and I'll make it a template for others to use

@tinypinetree8909 2 жыл бұрын

Timestamp plz!!

@dominicjagroep 2 жыл бұрын

0:27 here u go

@DraconicDuelist 2 жыл бұрын

21:45 I like how they keep kicking fuel and dynamite closer to the fire...

@falconkid9167 2 жыл бұрын

Mark: *sees other people in the woods* Also Mark: HEY NEIGHBORS! *AGGRESSIVE CHAINSAW NOISES*

@angelinaellison3441 2 жыл бұрын

I fell over laughing at the “question mark” thing.

@RamiGold 2 жыл бұрын

Solider: Question!

@owenmurphy8447 2 жыл бұрын

Just got it! 😂

@Josh_ratings 2 жыл бұрын

U didnt tho

@wildmanjeff5806 2 жыл бұрын

Lmao same 🤣🤣🤣

@anthonyhero9605 2 жыл бұрын

I literally fell out of my chair dying 🤣

@ghostacs1182 2 жыл бұрын

"They're not dead, they're just really crispy" Gosh this is why I love this channel

@holographiq6299 2 жыл бұрын

Right?? I laughed so hard at that

@Betsybabe3218 2 жыл бұрын

God I remember when russianbadger did that

@blurryphan7578 2 жыл бұрын

Lmaooo Bob is the funniest in the crew

@DevanHawkins 2 жыл бұрын

Every time they come scurrying on all fours right at Mark it gives me a visceral panic attack

@merasmurry1460 2 жыл бұрын

Mark: "imagen me coming at you with this down a hallway, actually I don't want to paint this image of me because then people will think I'll just attack somebody for no reason" also Mark: *DISTRACTIBLE*

@bruhtistic 2 жыл бұрын

That Distractible reminder feels like a cutscene on an action game. Mark really knocked us down.

@f-ckmyr0fil139 2 жыл бұрын

Get the best in a 😀😁🤣😃

@f-ckmyr0fil139 2 жыл бұрын

Very good for the most 😆😊😋😍😘

@f-ckmyr0fil139 2 жыл бұрын

John kasich and the rest 😙😚🙂🙂

@randomauthor768 2 жыл бұрын

Here's an actual person commenting. I flinched because I wasn't looking at the screen when Mark suddenly punched.

@ayanahmad9739 2 жыл бұрын

Bro that scene was so good the punch actually landed

@mospipp 2 жыл бұрын

I didn't realize how much I missed this series until it came back lol

@sethitonfire920 2 жыл бұрын

same my guy

@MartaGee 2 жыл бұрын

I missed it so much.

@OverlordZephyros 2 жыл бұрын

Any survival game played by these guys is gold

@aidanc6672 2 жыл бұрын

YES

@luckylauren1011 2 жыл бұрын

I missed it so much

@whimsily2 2 жыл бұрын

Mark and Bob: *debating over their dark hair* Wade in the corner:

@naomijackson4394 2 жыл бұрын

I love the fact that mark used to say shit super innocently and be ok with it and now he makes strange dirty jokes and is super ok with it while bobby and wade are just in the background making separate jokes each and all of it combined has me wheezing like a stoned quack fish at 3 am

@rexnatori 2 жыл бұрын

" Why am i so angry? " " *_OH I'M ON F IR E!_* "

@TheBluePhoenix008 2 жыл бұрын

I was like "SOMEONE'S ON FIRE GUYS" then I realised I'm an idiot.

@monarchminnie5827 2 жыл бұрын

I’m not mean, I’m short. Markiplier, uno 2019

@HearingWall7238 2 жыл бұрын

I am 666th like

@keris8708 2 жыл бұрын

@@monarchminnie5827 i think he said that in raft not uno

@saraann23 2 жыл бұрын

"They're not dead. They're just really crispy." Bob is the best

@f-ckmyr0fil139 2 жыл бұрын

For example the two 😀😂🤣

@f-ckmyr0fil139 2 жыл бұрын

Because of that i have 😆😊😋😄

@f-ckmyr0fil139 2 жыл бұрын

He was the first person 😙😚🙂

@hibikimitsuki7443 2 жыл бұрын

Your comment are bombarded by bots

@specialism640 2 жыл бұрын

I still can’t get over how he commits to that camera punch, you’d probably do a weaker punch, but he just *went for it*

@renovaedes6713 2 жыл бұрын

The editor for this one deserves a raise "Oh hi mark"

@mr.harris646 2 жыл бұрын

Y’know, for a podcast called “Distractable” he seems very focused on getting us to listen to it

@TheDiamondF 2 жыл бұрын

what makes you think ?

@zachbowles4842 2 жыл бұрын

OMG!!!!!, man, that was hilarious. lmao... Thank you for sharing that

@cyussuwarren4412 2 жыл бұрын

He wants us to be distracted, of course!

@rat.in.skates8056 2 жыл бұрын

I keep getting distracted when I'm trying to watch it

@zardus8352 2 жыл бұрын

@@rat.in.skates8056 same

@zoltzl631 2 жыл бұрын

Mark whilst holding a chainsaw: “Hello neighbors, don’t mind me”

@evasmojang 2 жыл бұрын

no way, you watched the video too!??

@k1w3s74 2 жыл бұрын

*continues to rip them to shreds

@sandeepadventures5531 2 жыл бұрын

@@k1w3s74 HI

@theannilators7479 2 жыл бұрын

Just like the game “Hello neighbor”

@Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet 2 жыл бұрын

Me, remembering that his neighbor keeps using a chainsaw while he records: "oooh, cathartic!"

@lilkat6314 2 жыл бұрын

"Hey neighbors!" *proceeds to pull out chainsaw* Such a strange way to greet neighbors. I wanna try it. Where can I get a chainsaw?

@GiantParfait 10 ай бұрын

Hahaha Bob around 14 minutes saying he needed an adult is me. 😂

@dionrussell9681 2 жыл бұрын

Its such a small thing but... The Tommy edit when bob says "oh hi mark" was perfect.

@M644theawesome 2 жыл бұрын

Agreed, i was hoping some one in the comments would have mention that

@Errorlicious 2 жыл бұрын

Timestamp?

@crystalizedinferno6843 2 жыл бұрын

@@Errorlicious 11:52

@laomein6199 2 жыл бұрын

I scrolled down to comment this exact thing

@libsybum3591 2 жыл бұрын

I didn’t even notice 😂

@geoffrey6000 2 жыл бұрын

can we just appreciate how fcking good that flying punch at the beginning was???

@michaelkim4166 2 жыл бұрын

legit some anime shit right there. mark shouldvs shouted "united states of smash"

@userKleos 2 жыл бұрын

FR THOUGH

@Tyler-xq7vy 2 жыл бұрын

it was impressive

@yinghuasys5276 2 жыл бұрын

"He came from behind and made such scary noises!" - Bob or Wade, I never can remember, 2021

@lynneti 2 жыл бұрын

Mark- “Oh yeah, here’s some gas cans and more dynamite!” Also Mark- lights a campfire

@ilovechimken1437 2 жыл бұрын

"They're not dead, They're just REALLY crispy" had me fcking dying wth 😂

@parasite-2757 2 жыл бұрын

Sounds like good chicken

@lasajnae9626 2 жыл бұрын

Your pfp is most likely your reaction

@ilovechimken1437 2 жыл бұрын

@@lasajnae9626 couldn't agree more xD

@xtoxicxstormx968 2 жыл бұрын

Dabi? 😭

@bumblebeerror9019 2 жыл бұрын

Mark: punches the camera Me, eating my enchilada: okay, first of all, rude,,

@brandonwarner3732 2 жыл бұрын

Second of all... spoopy

@thanos6346 2 жыл бұрын

Chinchillas are delicious

@alexandriaoakes6597 2 жыл бұрын

Exactly how I felt eating my beef jerky

@Urfavbadomen 2 жыл бұрын

@Thanos um chinchillas?

@aidentgaming9977 2 жыл бұрын

@@thanos6346 I was not expecting that at all, it took me a little bit to relise what you said

@Selfish_Neurotic Жыл бұрын

9:39 Mark: inserts dramatic horror music My brain: WITH THEIR SUPERPOWERS THEY UNITE!

@stichyboi6545 2 жыл бұрын

Mark: Why aren’t the molitoves lighting Mark a dew seconds later: oh it’s because I’m not lighting them

@fish914 2 жыл бұрын

The forest was a surprise, but a welcome one.

@MartyBrawls 2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@dragonlorddracodenblaze 2 жыл бұрын

Yus

@howtominecraft8624 2 жыл бұрын

When Mark said "question mark" Lixian edited "question" onto Mark's head. Nice one Lixian

@evemi 2 жыл бұрын

Lixian didnt edit this one

@thunderlordabove420 2 жыл бұрын

@@evemi you sure?

@thunderlordabove420 2 жыл бұрын

@@evemi lixian helps with editing no matter the video

@evemi 2 жыл бұрын

@@thunderlordabove420 in the description it says the editor, would think if lixian helped it would have had lixian in the description.

@thunderlordabove420 2 жыл бұрын

@@evemi you do know not everyone does it that way 😂

@LucindaPug 2 жыл бұрын

11:52 that scared the sh*t out of me. I was like who tf is that 😂. Gotta love Lixians editing

@Corviidei 2 жыл бұрын

This one was by nerdfiction but same

@evantourjee468 11 күн бұрын

13:15 I luv it how when Wade attacks, his characters looks like he's just casually hitting him XD.

@user-yx2mq4ik8k 2 жыл бұрын

Mark: "blocking, blocking" Katana: big damage, no blocking

@TheBluePhoenix008 2 жыл бұрын

Hey he's a very smart idiot ok

@grim66 2 жыл бұрын

He's a little confused but he's got the spirit

@ps12_ 2 жыл бұрын

@IAmJadenio sameeee

@beke2672 2 жыл бұрын

@IAmJadenio i bet you were like mark on your first playthrough too

@RollerOfEyes 2 жыл бұрын

@@beke2672 nobody finds the katana first playthrough

@transgenderdruid 2 жыл бұрын

Me: a forest episode? Gods its been a while Mark: god its been a while

@GemGirl2009 2 жыл бұрын

Ikr lol

@insertname319 2 жыл бұрын

He has all the forest on twitch

@BirdDana 2 жыл бұрын

@@insertname319 I'm having a hard time finding them. They all seem to be labeled 3 peenns in a poddd. Is there a chance you could tell me what the vod for this section is called? I'd much rather binge watch the whole thing

@insertname319 2 жыл бұрын

@@BirdDana ok hold on maybe ill find it

@insertname319 2 жыл бұрын

@@BirdDana well there is actually a 72 another 72 and a 73 and an9ther 73 but its in those but i cant tell you wich to start on

@SownCircle 2 жыл бұрын

Me: I want to play this game My brother: I wish this was real life

@SaraBearRawr0312 4 ай бұрын

Imagine you're walking along and see a trio of people that probably don't belong in your neck of the woods, they casually and awkwardly shout out "Hi Neighbor" as one of them nonchalantly whips out a chainsaw with murderous intent.

@inureparadox 2 жыл бұрын

Me, a person who has listened to Distractible from the beginning: "WHy have I just been assaULTED?"

@addaboyshankle 2 жыл бұрын

WHULTED

@brookgarrett1578 2 жыл бұрын

Saaame

@lastlifegamer5893 2 жыл бұрын

Sameeee

@a_potato27 2 жыл бұрын

@@addaboyshankle WHULTED

@MoSquito_02_ 2 жыл бұрын

That promo was beautiful

@mr.eliteprobably 2 жыл бұрын

Everybody's talking about getting punched by mark, but nobody's gonna talk about how graceful and well executed that flying punch is?

@jonathantsutsumishita9687 2 жыл бұрын

I watched it in .25 speed like 3 times

@thunderstorm5917 2 жыл бұрын

It was real smooth

@thehardins9413 2 жыл бұрын

I actually was terrified lol

@sammylany4846 2 жыл бұрын

It was really graceful lol

@Mylen_Blue 2 жыл бұрын

That’s what I was thinking too I was like dam bro nice punch

@wetstickymilk 2 жыл бұрын

Mark and his friends be like: just another day of slaughtering the neighbors

@wmatheson1611 2 жыл бұрын

23:34 Doesn't that head on the right look like the guy from Half-Life from the front?

@Thrillll 2 жыл бұрын

Distractible literally has everything from genetically modified ferrets to Bob getting the worst delivery experience possible, 10/10 stars. Highly recommended.

@Sebastian-mx7tg 2 жыл бұрын

Yeeeee

@YourUsualMarites0704 2 жыл бұрын

That Bob's Fridge episode just doesn't Get old, Furious Bob is the Funniest Bob

@bogey4468 2 жыл бұрын

"Dad, whats the forest w bob and wade?" "I havent heard that name...in years"

@kamatsukaigamer318 2 жыл бұрын

That flash of light at 12:25 got me I almost threw my phone lol props to you editor

@Ivy-ns8cv 2 жыл бұрын

15:13 just pure serotonin bowwww

@ryankaufman8788 2 жыл бұрын

The distractible promos just keep getting better, I'm not even annoyed with them

@why_tho_ 2 жыл бұрын

Same

@beatrice7551 2 жыл бұрын

Sameeeee

@OgmundrTyrsson 2 жыл бұрын

*Whispers* that means their annoyed

@DarkMan307 2 жыл бұрын

its like he KNOWS we are not going to watch and so he followed through with the promise of punching the face

@dominicesteban4018 2 жыл бұрын

*whoever is annoyed about them*... Escanor: Who decided that?

@Alpha14Music 2 жыл бұрын

Mark: "Don't go in the pit" (falls into the pit).

@ezazfr 2 жыл бұрын

@KY5 [8th Main Account] tf why are you like this my man

@detectiveplutomindpretzel5626 2 жыл бұрын

“Bob fell into the pit, now he is stuck inside it, can’t get him out of the piIIiIIIIiiiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiiIiIit”

@TheBeaniestBean8675 2 жыл бұрын

0:35 who else feels like Mark just knocked us out and tied us up to tell us about the Distractible podcast????

@elusivegamergirl 2 жыл бұрын

"I almost birthday'd myself!!" Also, that was a very graceful flying punch, Mark. Very badass. ^__^

@fennaken 2 жыл бұрын

It was amazingly graceful

@Nezha_Main 2 жыл бұрын

@YeaMan I do it with a shotgun! My ways better.

@LordPalafox 2 жыл бұрын

me: *sweating and listening to distractible* mark: *slowly puts down crowbar*

@Blxckman04 2 жыл бұрын

*Crowber*

@THE_SOSC 2 жыл бұрын

Leaves to go to bathroom and mark is in bathroom with the crowbar when you open the door

@niraj4671 2 жыл бұрын

I cant like this comment bcoz the no. of likes here is a NOICE number.!

@halleyscomett 2 жыл бұрын

@KY5 [8th Main Account] what the actual fuck bro.

@technoraver99 2 жыл бұрын

some ideas for a better planet Matthew 5: 27-28 “You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart. Luke 17:1 And he said to his disciples, “Temptations to sin are sure to come, but woe to the one through whom they come! better stop producing / uploading / watching "music videos".. (or similar videos, pics, profile pictures, thumbnails, title names, headlines, usernames + harmful comments, bad words, swearing, lies, disrespect, harmful lyrics etc! on social media + everywhere else too. "Temptations to sin" / seduction etc. must stop) start deleting? censoring etc? destroy your smartphones, cams, data storage devices etc? would be better. remove temptations / seduction + other evil things from TV, magazines, radio stations, broadcasting etc? would be better. many young people are watching those videos (or reading / typing harmful comments, or doing other bad things!) etc. all over the world. and its NOT ok! parents? (or people in authority): intervene?! seriously wait.. there is more: harmful drawings / comics / animations etc, clothing / styles / hairstyles / behaviour, facial expressions, gestures, dancemoves, acting, exercises, sports etc. harmful things in video games, news, reports, interviews, vlogs / blogs, tutorials, movies, series, trailers, entertainment shows, video productions! (+ backgrounds + surroundings), books, art, artworks, calendars, posters, business flyers, catalogues, leaflets, packagings, stickers etc. (words, speeches (+ voice types, vocal color etc), music, sounds, visuals, references! etc) harmful things in stores and online shops, advertisements + advertising, commercials.. + better stop online dating and other harmful things! maybe.. support ocean or river! clean up organizations? (i think it is of high importance) (in india, pakistan, africa etc) + support animal welfare (animal shelters (money for food or new fluffy dog beds? blankets?, small fluffy carpets? (+ washing machines?), pet vitamin supplements, + pet supplies (dog toothbrushes?), pet toys, dog hairbrush? (parasites!) bath towels, medical checks, dental care? / nail, paw care? etc. pet heating pads? heated dog houses? (for winter or in cold areas), pet cooling mats / pads (on hot days, summer), diesel powered portable generators? (outdoor electric power generation) (to run vacuum cleaners, washing machines etc), solar lamps?, transport vehicles, maintenance work + other improvements, additional staff + volunteers, more safety, beautifications? etc. topiary?? + animal rescue ? (dog rescue projects in india?), animal hospitals?? (in poor countries or districts) or homeless people in your area? (btw governments should help these people! seriously. fast / adequate / individual support?!) support some of them? + always be careful: corona etc! or become a firefighter, volunteer firefighter (+ driver? (pump operator), paramedic or ER doctor? ER nurse? ambulatory care? or shuttle service? (for people with disabilities) + be cautious: corona, hepatitis, tuberculosis etc! become an instructor? (fire and rescue?, emergency medical services?, advanced driving techniques?, advanced first aid?, psychological first aid?, wound care management!? + preventions (decubitus!, contractures!, thrush!, periodontitis!, loneliness?? etc) (nursing homes / home care / hospitals etc + training seminars for employees) + hygienics?, high angle rescue techniques?, first aid for pets?, basic pet care?, junior firefighter programs?) start reading medical books? (anatomy? / physiology? / ECG interpretation? / EMS (paramedic books?) or nursing books? or blood banking and transfusion medicine? or dental engineering? medical or rescue engineering? medical dictionary? (illustrated) become a dog trainer? (rescue dogs, avalanche rescue dogs, therapy dogs) education? + watch out! dogs, cats etc. can transmit / spread corona! become an animal rescuer or animal doctor? + watch out! CORONA! (protection, safety measures etc) caution! they say: Coronaviruses are zoonotic, meaning they are transmitted between animals and people! maybe.. plant a tree? many trees? a walnut tree?? in a park, garden or backyard? a walnut tree = food source (for birds etc) + oxygen generator. + provide water for animals in summer? fresh water source? or bird bath? or food? (daily? or several times a week?) use checklists to improve efficiency? snowy days? become a snowplow driver? (volunteer?) or towing service worker? or pharmaceutical supplier? + be cautious: corona! new technologies + other cool things: Far-UVC light (222nm) efficiently and safely inactivates airborne human coronaviruses?? (+ flu virus and many other?) do research? progress? + installations? (in offices, busses, trains, cars, restrooms, elevators, classrooms, corridors, stairwells, hospitals etc?) .. could save lives. + improve immune systems? (food nutrients?) + portable plexiglass virus shields? (for counters, offices, workplaces, waiting rooms, buses, trains, passenger cabins etc) + air purifiers? (with HEPA filter) + cased UV air purifiers? + limit the number of customers in stores, shopping malls, buses etc?, keep distance + distance floor markings?, + keep windows / vehicle windows wide! open for ventilation? + stay at home? amazing tools for rescue workers: portable hydraulic StrongArm (r) for firefighters etc. ( jawsoflife com ), hands free thermal vision (in mask imaging system), in mask heat vision (temperature display etc) or c-thru technology. + there are more amazing tools! high rise rescue solution? SPARS parachute rescue system? ( cosmic-rs com ) fireproof clothing? + fire escape hoods?! (fire escape hoods and fire escape masks are designed to help you to escape from a burning building. each of these fire escape masks and hoods allows you 15 ? minutes to flee through the toxic gases / smoke) smoke detectors with LCD display?, CO detectors?, fire blankets?, fire extinguisher? (+ fireproof clothing, cap, gloves, safety glasses etc?) (+ fire extinguisher selection chart?) fire suppression systems? smoke extraction? fire protective coatings? (or anti corrosion?), seat belt cutter? useful gift idea? for family or friends etc. (or useful teaching books etc) support fire and rescue departments / services in poor countries or districts? (new helmet lamps, safety clothing + shoes, new equipment, fire escape hoods, thermal monitoring? (thermal vision will help you to track down a fire's source and smouldering fires in dark. glowing embers as well as fire hot-spots can be detected and fighted very fast and efficiently! + mobile infrared cameras could detect hidden hotspots or locate people in smoke-filled buildings), first responder kits etc / communication devices (wearing! portable radios), new vehicles? a turntable ladder?? training verhicles? new motorcycles? (+ customizable / agility / more efficiency, + difficult terrain / crowded areas etc), new firefighter / rescue helicopters? (certain areas) new reanimation boards (for nursing homes / hospitals etc), new lifters? (patient transfer solutions), protection equipment / protective gear (corona), medical oxygen??, ventilators?, AEDs + first responder kits, pulse oximeters, diagnostic penlights, glucometers? (+ strips), + various batteries (or battery charger?), blood pressure cuffs, stethoscopes, weight scales, label machines? (for clothing or other personal things), rescue blankets?, stifneck collars?, thermometers, neck pillows, heating pads / cooling packs (or aspirators + tubes, IV poles, (+ IV (intravenous) nutrition), breath exercisers, electric shavers!, nail clippers!, glasses cleaning cloths, non-slip socks! and many other good things + health care products (high quality products?) etc, compression bandages, medical dressing (+ anti pressure sores (decubitus!) elbow / heel protectors / pads / comfort cushions etc), CPR training simulators?, disposable ambu bags?, new rollators + replacement parts (+ hip protectors etc), wheelchairs + replacement parts (footrests, leg rest, headrest + cushion, armrest pads + comfort pillows?, cushion pads etc. to prevent pressure sores!), gel pads for shoes + back heel pads etc (+ improved skin inspections?! + treatment + reports + regular checks (+ photo documentation? with digital camera (disease / wound / injury processes! etc), anti decubitus air mattress for additional prevention?, + prevent hand contractures? (hand / wrist / finger splints?, hand therapy ball exercises?), auxiliary eating spoon and fork? (stroke hemiplegia rehabilitation training) comfort grips cutlery? (great for parkinson / disabled, suffering with tremors and trembling hands etc), medical alert system solutions?, own phones for all employees? (more efficiency / more safety), electric armchairs (more comfort), ergotherapy? (useful + less loneliness! + caution: corona!), water dispensers (less dehydration) (+ caution: edema / pulmonary edema / other diseases etc.), outdoor corner sofa + table? (garden, terrace / + all weather proof) + electric awning?, lighting solutions? + cool floor / garden lamps? (solar?, waterproof), teamwork + helping each other? (+ watchfulness, attentiveness, helpfulness, care, + honesty, accuracy, + giving helpful tips / hints, + politeness, being thankful, being focused), + preventing back injuries? (employees! / patients) (lift and carry properly. (+ teamwork? / use tools and aids?) + gymnastic exercises for a strong back?, (+ protect (treat carefully) your joints, elbows, kneecaps etc! + your nerves!), + energy and resource saving concepts?, tasty / healthy food? (+ additional: instant soups?, ready meals?, canned foods? for hungry employees / night shift etc), (+ vegan cooking books? give it a try? at home?) + other improvements, beautifications, more safety, comfort etc + spreading good mood? (less sadness) (+ please be careful: corona!)

@fluidloki7788 2 жыл бұрын

No-one: Bob: oh they're not dead, they're crispy! Me: ah yes C W I S P Y

@juanlloveras5780 2 жыл бұрын

*K W I S P Y*

@adamdr.d2967 5 ай бұрын

“My lucky numbers are, I’m trapped on island”… sound familiar? Could’ve had a solid Lost reference

@JeweledLove 2 жыл бұрын

Wade: "Hey Neighbors!" Mark: *pulls out chainsaw and kills everyone*

@LiteracyLovesYou 2 жыл бұрын

@YeaMan yea man

@KiraAPK 2 жыл бұрын

I wish to do that where are the chainsaw

@dropkickpherby6994 2 жыл бұрын

I want an animated of that scene so badly lol.

@LiteracyLovesYou 2 жыл бұрын

@@dropkickpherby6994 same lmao

@symbiotegod2069 2 жыл бұрын

@YeaMan Sure you do buddy sure you do.

@Spruce-P 2 жыл бұрын

It looks like Marks choreography training is paying off

@fevre_dream8542 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, the punch was pretty darn decent. The run up was a bit odd.

@emperorpalpatine373 2 жыл бұрын

@KY5 [8th Main Account] wtf is wrong with you

@birchbongos 2 жыл бұрын

It was a good superman punch.

@lunasagaming5801 2 жыл бұрын

@@emperorpalpatine373 it's just a dumbass bot, ignore it

@MynicknameisViolet 2 жыл бұрын

UA skills didn't go to waste ^-^

@Mchaos013 2 жыл бұрын

22:21 checkpoint

@garrettwhite7402 2 жыл бұрын

12:49 did it just say pikachu?

@austinlay6232 2 жыл бұрын

Mark: what’s “The Forest”? also mark: returns to knock us tf out

@valilucifer9356 2 жыл бұрын

I mean he is a pretty big dude so could happen

@heliveruscalion9124 2 жыл бұрын

@@valilucifer9356 nah he's short lamo

@OtterHub 2 жыл бұрын

@@heliveruscalion9124 he'd smack you in the underplace and it would be worse

@missachua 2 жыл бұрын

@@heliveruscalion9124 5'11" is average I think? He just has too many tall friends lol.

@CrystaI-Cascade 2 жыл бұрын

Serious dedication: Mark SLAMMING HIS FIST FULL FORCE MID-AIR INTO HIS CAMERA

@TheBluePhoenix008 2 жыл бұрын

*into your face

@memetime4647 2 жыл бұрын

Superman punch

@staringhamster 2 жыл бұрын

0:28 tho

@mcpgaming410 Жыл бұрын

It makes me cry knowing that on like episode 4 or something HE MADE A BOW ANF 10 ARROWS and NEVER used it, and since he got his progress reset he will never remember he had it.

@Toasted_butBoscoGamingYT 4 ай бұрын

0:27 good day sitting on the crouch wait what WAIT NO PLS AHHHHHHH FU-

@Riseo 2 жыл бұрын

The distractable ads just keep getting more and more aggressive like- my dude, I was listening to the podcast at the moment you dropkicked me--

@Pause-ta 2 жыл бұрын

We got captain price'd

@dudeamazed1236 2 жыл бұрын

I just realized that mark can beat the shit out of someone or Said 'person' if he wanted too. It's the gaming that gives off the idea. But that Sick flying punch Tho.

@footballfan1774 2 жыл бұрын

Bruh he superman punched us

@pattyrat 2 жыл бұрын

What dropkick?

@slaythatsoulsister 2 жыл бұрын

Idk how to listen to it now im getting threatened by mark when i watch his vids 😭😩

@lavenderclouds 2 жыл бұрын

“I often confuse headphones with drugs.” Lmao me too

@zerrierslizer1 2 жыл бұрын

imagine someone putting on headphones and they'r pupils dilate and that person goes "woah, i think i'm like, high as fuck"

@IcespherePlaysGames 2 жыл бұрын

*Puts Tylenol in ears* "Aww, my Airpods are broken again"

@theshooster420 2 жыл бұрын

Wade's smeagul impression doesn't get enough attention, it's very good.

@freewind5294 Жыл бұрын

I see that this video and series is 1 year or more old but there is so much more to this game that they didn't experience. I would love to see them revisit it and play around with deadfall traps and build a massive fortress, get the hang glider, etc. And I REALLY hope they do a series on Sons of the Forest when it comes out

@zakurocer2473 2 жыл бұрын

Mark wasn't joking when he said he'll literally punch me

@codybuchanan6466 2 жыл бұрын

"COME HERE LADY" ah yes, the Wade mating call

@anthonycarreno2884 2 жыл бұрын

0:22 is the jump punch

@ThatRandomWood 2 жыл бұрын

u mean 0:28?

@soda_potato6727 2 жыл бұрын

18:40 "you do not recognize the bodies in the water"

@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 Жыл бұрын

@akish302 2 жыл бұрын

“Is this the pit? Oh sh*t!” He’s a poet and he didn’t even realize it.

@elli1419 2 жыл бұрын

He's a poet and he didn't even... know it.

@shepherdess1580 2 жыл бұрын

@@elli1419 Exactly what I was about to say ..

@gorestfump8935 2 жыл бұрын

He is indeed a poet that is unaware of such knowledge.

@DylWelcomeBot 2 жыл бұрын

I hope that you are aware they deliberately didn't say "he's a poet and he didn't even know it" for a joke

@onqxx 2 жыл бұрын

he's a poet and didn't know it

@skylerbass4417 2 жыл бұрын

Forest logic be like: let's hold this lighter dangerously close to the map we only have one of and desperately need

@medd-lee 2 жыл бұрын

What if you could accidentally light it on fire

@tamiwu0346 2 жыл бұрын

We’re ignoring the fact that the weight of the maps light would make it impossible to hold one handed…

@coolitudeextraordinaire 2 жыл бұрын

@@tamiwu0346 its just a little clip-light, though.

@missachua 2 жыл бұрын

What about the thumbtack that just moves through the paper with you, not leaving behind a single hole? Pffft.

@Salvo_Z_Mix Жыл бұрын

[03:31] I like how Mark just pulled a Chainsaw ready to go without any thought process whatsoever. The Neighbors didn't even seem hostile untik they saw chained metal ready to rip them into ground meat...

@AnxiousFurr 4 ай бұрын

0:27 Only if Stanley knew that the right door would lead to his death.

@Spiracle 2 жыл бұрын

Considering Mark is approximately 3 foot tall, it's very impressive that he jumped high enough to collectively punch his entire viewer base in the face. We must have been sitting down.

@crack9014 2 жыл бұрын

Mark needs more buffs

@Merculily 2 жыл бұрын

i think you're overestimating his height

@SagePhG 2 жыл бұрын

oof burn. lol for real tho, that man has so much spite and rage stored in his body from many frusterating video games that even if he was 2 feet tall and i saw him run at me like that, even if i assumed he was joking around, i would RUN. fucking terrifying, man XD

@CaLypSO4456 2 жыл бұрын

Short people run faster….

@RX_124__GTR_6 2 жыл бұрын

@@CaLypSO4456 As a tall person......yes

@peas3575 2 жыл бұрын

YES I WAS WAITING SO LONG I THOUGHT IT WAS DONE.

@Ethers0on 2 жыл бұрын

SAME

@thebetterschenk6632 2 жыл бұрын

@@26mic doubt

@theunknowngamer152 2 жыл бұрын

OMG SAME

@thatguythatcopied6265 2 жыл бұрын

Who wasn't like

@sketchystudios4199 2 жыл бұрын

Frlfrl

@Thunder_God_Eneru 2 жыл бұрын

25:44 did bob just make a one piece reference?

@Thunder_God_Eneru 2 жыл бұрын

Damn it he said dinamante not diamonte

@Kicksticks Жыл бұрын

Aw its kinda nostalgic to hear Wade talk about TSRP.... man i miss it so much 😭 Norm and the whole arcade family helped me out of a really tough time in my life. And I know this really isn't the right place to say it but thank you so much.