So underrated

Agreed lol

@@NerdyNEET Yeah but wealthy knights were probally pretty cocky and full of themselves with their social status so it seens like the majority would think that. And yeah they wouldn't have a massaive advantage but still a pretty good one unless a gang of bandits rolled up to the club with maces.

@@NerdyNEET Precisely! The Industrial Revolution gave us more improvements in technology, comfort, travel ability, quality of food and life expectancy than all the improvements in the milennia before that since the dawn of agriculture. A blue collar worker who slaves off 50+ hrs day nowadays in a factory, still has better education, food, life expectancy, hygiene, clothing, chance his children will live and better(although probably not bigger) housing than even the richest kings end emperors in the history of mankind prior to the industrial revolution. It's mind-boggling how good we have it nowadays.

Doubt it.

M'aiq The Liar get back to Tamriel you piece of shit

best comment award goes to you

M'aiq wishes he'd remembered to speak in the third person during his confession.

Lazy nords, leave M'aiq alone

M'aiq The Liar, fucking WWI* is too confusing for meh...

With my luck It would probably be like that

Yeah but that would create a paradox because how could you shoot them if you didn't exist to shoot them? Time travel is way too tricky to wrap your head around.

@ohgas I think you would still kill your ancestor but then if you used king crimson before you disappeared then you should stay alive. In the jojo universe your ancestor would have been fated to die by your hand and cause you to also die but if you use king crimson then he will still die but you can negate fate and live on. In conclusion just use king crimson as you kill your ancestor or immediately after and then you shouldn’t disappear

What if you dissolve into thick air instead?

@@finalcam1740 That's a good one

I mean I’m sure if you time traveled to the americas instead they would praise you like a god if you wore an elaborate outfit or something

@@malachi4838 then you realize it’s sacrificial robes

Or go to ancient egypt

he didn't

Lol

*they kill u because u are a witch*

pablo el tio perez they'd be like " what kind of sorcery is this?!"

I'd definitely bring a bunch of useless crap to trade 😂

Witchcraft! Get him!

What does it do?!

I'll do you a better one: WHY is up?

@@tlotpwist3417 why is up, "UP"?

*VSauce music starts playing

@@tlotpwist3417 I'll do you one better WHO is up?

When is up?

they are the heretics, brother. THEY WILL FEEL THE WRATH OF MY BOLTER!!!

Bring nukes somehow

Just shoot them

Until a guard suddenly dies affter a loud bang. Everybody ganna stop affter that

@@Hito_Hito_Fruit_model_UncleSam they know what a gun is

COPPER COILS SPINNING

A form of energy. In nature you see it as lightning. Moving magnets near metal coils.

And then you've got a host of equations to teach them to actually make the electricity useful, and actually you probably have to teach them pretty well all modern math beyond like a 3rd grade level, and industrialization of manufacturing would likely be necessary to make enough wire to actually do much of anything with the electricity, and good grief this has become a very large project indeed...

Hohoho, you see, I have watched Doctor Stone

Jokes on you, I can make batteries myself. All I'd need is a bit of aluminium foil and f- I want back.

This comment is underrated

Right? Got a little shrapmetal myself

Time traveler our you trying to tell us the September 20th raid was a failure

@@quentinking1188 shrapmetal? do you mean shrapnel?

I took a round to the wrist a little over 2 years ago now. I have just recently been able to get back to doing basic exercising and playing my 6-string. I feel your pain. At least I didn't get hit in the knee... damn.

The Chronomancer * inhales Nvm

Yeah, you right The Chronomancer, we could also take their horses and put them in the capot of our cars, we gonna pass from 50 horssepower to 150! They would look us awfully how we try to add the horses inside the car! LMAO

just say you represent a germanic prince that has been held captive and you need gold to secure his release and in return he'll triple the investment OR "Your Swedish uncle has died and left you 1,000,000,000 gold that is currently being held in a treasury and they should give some you 45 gold to cover the treasury fee to secure its release"

Remember to bring your bitcoin wallet so you can pay for the electricity when laptop needs recharging

I'm dying 😂

Reminds me of the story of usa vs caesar

...Ends up being hacked to pieces when he ran out of ammo. Lmao THIS. Relying on a loaded gun for protection actually sucks as a time travel strategy because you'd be forced to use it on a person or object to prove its superiority but doing this would immediately make the locals hostile towards you.

@@babyramses5066What’s also interesting is now you’re left with a useless weapon while everyone else has a weapon they’ve basically mastered.

Probably not even really magic in their eyes. I know we like to think of medieval people as being of unparalleled levels of superstitious but people aren't idiots just because they lack modern tech. Once they examined the gun and the bullets they'd probably realize it's just some really intricate type of weapon and machinery. The Aztecs didn't think Spanish cannons were some sort of insane magic, they knew they could just run around them entirely. People are still people and they know how to connect dots.

So cool to see this story referenced! Though it truly is a short story, it remains one of my favorite time travel yarns. Highly recommended!

Welp, time to get the MP5 out

Unless you're Roman.

Well ya they'd frown but only frown the Roman's just took the country.

ChrisW good plan until the king’s fleet of archers pick you off when you go to reload.

He killed one king and everyone started calling him Stoneface the kingslayer, it's not like it was a hobby!

MarcYTz underrated

@@td9250 I meant that in a good way bruvvv :/

Like "Shutt uuup" but in a good way cmon man im not that big of an a hole

Dammit hate it when that happens

Or it turns out to be a DLC you have to buy.

Lennert Van Dyck you have that coming if you visit the doctor all alarmed like that over a scratched finger

The doctor seems to have quite the...disarming...bedside manner!

Can confirm this is how I lost my practice

@@DamonNomad82 Lol!!! Thanks No Mad! :D

that other arm and a leg is to pay the doctor

I mean, possibly. After all, if you are accustomed to low gravity enviroments and telephatic comunication (thanks to brain chips), it's going to feel very clunky going to the early 2000s, that said maybe having augmentations could solve that and make your life in the information age not as bad.

Would make a good video game

True

Underrated comment

@@WinterB312 way ahead of yaa. forgotten city..

And we've got Forspoken....

but then you couldnt even go back to kill him in the first place. U call it ''Grandfather Paradox''

Steven Wieland Fuck. My head hurts now.

As Stephen hawking points out in his short story of time you won't be able to travel into the past because you can't overcome the speed of light. You will only be able to travel into the future.

@W Winterheart jep, the multivers theorem is the only possibility you could travel back in time without any paradoxes. But as stated before would a timetravel just be possible into the future and not into the past. (if corse based on our current knowledge of time and space.)

what if you could enter a black hole with some special suit and watch as the universe reversed in time, going backwards, rather than forward, due to its near infinite gravity, able to pull things FTL...... then, just get out of the blackhole somehow and experience the past?

Lol

😂😂

Tank w/ napalm flamethrowers

Wait i thought middle age people know pyromancy

@@bromomento5913 depends wich timr

So, the langugae barriere, i am from Bavaria, the Bavarian Dialect didnt changed much in the last few hundrets years, i think it would be totaly possible to somehow talk and try to look like a merchant from far lands

I would go in the with and mg42 and just shoot people that were dicks

The reality is that bringing something back to the past is only as worthwhile as how much you can do with it. With a gun and crew you can kill people and force yourself into places sure, but if you don't have any sort of long term plan you'll eventually devolve to just being like other people in an era without toilet paper, at which point you lose. Knowledge on more industrious topics (chemistry, medicine, engineering) and how to apply them in the place you're going o would earn you a lot more than roleplaying as a lightning bolt for the local lord to throw at his enemies.

@@DuckieMcduck exactly, thats where you could really have fun being a man from the future. If you could go back and build the first machining platform that can cut metals to exact dimensions, then from there you can build the first factory that builds machining equipment and you could start the industrial revolution on a dime within 10 to 15 years the world would look nothing like it did when you got there. Of course the other things you take with you are a few biology and chemistry books, and instructions on how to make antibiotics and other medications, and how to break down raw Oil into all the difference Petroleum Products; kerosene, lubricant, Motor Oil, Gasoline, Diesel etc. The reason you need to build a machining factory as soon as you get here is because without it, you cant really build machines that could run on those fossil fuels because a blacksmith cant build exact precision and duplicate it over and over, to try to make something like a piston. Me personally, I think it would be cool to go back to a time when resources were abundant and people were used to something like building a house taking a long-time. Well what if you introduced them to some modern tools. You might be able to eradicate homelessness for once in the history of this damn planet.

​@@DuckieMcduck "Knowledge on more industrious topics (chemistry, medicine, engineering) and how to apply them in the place" And therein lies the problem. You lack the foundations in the society to apply that knowledge. Most of what you need as a foundation to build upon won't be around until the 1850's. Suppose you know how an internal combustion engine works in detail and manage to explain this to a Medieval scholar. You still can't manufacture even the engine block much less smaller, more complex parts such as a carburetor, fuel pumps and spark plugs. Casting processes are awfully crude and milling machines are still centuries into the future. How will you even manage to create a crude steam machine without the ability to make the parts? Do you want to show them how to make a steel bridge or steel building? Good luck, without a huge blast furnace you can't even produce steel in sufficient quantities. Do you even know how the chemical process of a modern blast furnace works? How will you be able to build a strong enough furnace which can take the very high smelting temperatures? Want to "invent" concrete for them? Good luck. You need aggregate cement first. Do you know what it consists of? They have crude concrete in the Middle Ages but none of that will be very useful for you. Also, concrete structures crumble fast without steel bars - which you don't possess in the quantities needed unless you invented the Bessemere process some 500 years ahead of time (and also solved the blast furnace problem). As for chemistry. Sigh. Aside from alcohol what could you possibly make? You need a whole chemistry industry just to make anti-septics. Medicine? The only thing you can possibly teach them is that wounds should be kept clean and that there is something called germs which we can't see but still exist and spread from people to people. Let me give you an example of how the manufacturing of certain products and goods are impossible once you reach a certain time period. Imagine if a computer designed from 2021 brought a modern laptop to the 1950's. Explaining how an integrated circuit and microprocessor works to 1950's computer scientists is the easy part. Unfortunately they lack the tools and technology to manufacture 21st century integrated circuits. There was somebody who suggested what a F-16 fighter traveling back to 1917 in WWI could do. Somebody more knowledgeable in technology stated that they simply can't reverse-engineer a F-16 in 1917 eve with technicians explaining to 1917 aviation designers how it works. Here's the funny part. They couldn't even replicate the RUBBER used in the wheels of the landing gear in 1917 much less manufacture composite materials for which advanced machines are required. There's a sci-fi novel called "The Man Who Came too Early" (1956) a 20th century American engineer somehow time-travels back to Iceland during the Viking Age. He was stationed at the American base on Iceland and speaks Icelandic which has changed little from the Viking age. While trying to implement his modern day engineering knowledge and theories for modern bridges and such he quickly realizes there's no practical way for him to build any of that with the crude tools and smithy they have. One viking observer retells one of the many failures of this American to his friends and says:"This man says that he lacks the tools to create the tools he needs." Like I said. Unless you just plan on demonstrating the most crude manufacturing methods which are possible with the "technology" they have in the Medieval era, your vast knowledge of modern medicine, engineering etc is useless.

Not so. Old French was pronounced very differently to modern Parisian French. It sounded a lot closer to how it's spelled, just like with Middle English.

Scrisoarea lui Neacșu (Neacșu's letter) - 1521 is "the oldest preserved document, written in Romanian . It was discovered in 1894 by Friedrich Stenner in the National Archives of Brașov County, where it is still preserved today. The original paper document, with seals applied on the back, refers to the Ottoman military movements on the Danube and the passage of Mohammed-Beg through Wallachia." The language is still understandable to a Romanian speaker of today.

@@denispopescu913 wow awesome

@@denispopescu913 Interesting. It always fascinates me the idea that we can understand ancient documents. As an Arabic speaker, I can read inscriptions and documents from 1500 years ago with complete comprehension mostly because of the Quran and Hadith that most of us memorize. It preserved the old Arabic language that we now call Fusha (the most eloquent).

@@wtalkie Fascinating, isn't it? It brings a sense of continuity and belonging hardly to be achieved by other languages. Especially languages which have suffered from major changes until they reached their present day form

hahahahah laughed so hard when i read your comment. Pretty clear they couldn't win an argument against that many bullets :D

There's nothing like good ol' fashion brrrrrrrrrt - until you run out of ammunition and then fuel.

It costs $400,000 to fire this weapon for 12 seconds

It costs $0 to eat this sandvich for 4 seconds *gets backstabbed by a spy*

Ur Gun runs out of amo, suddenly 5 arrows are coming in Hot You : Cries

Stop! You have violated the law.

Pay the court a fine or serve your sentace.

> Resist arrest THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD

(You're making a mistake...) There's no mistake. You're a wanted man... and it's time to pay for your crimes.

Thats fine but what ever you do dont kill the villagers chicken.

Yes

An incredibly well thought out plan! You would be filthy rich in no time!

I don't get it?

@@ivonahumpalot538 purple is the colour of the wealthy, bc it is expensive as hell, so it would sell for much!

50000 iq and just say its purpur

Thing is give how advanced modern smelting is in comparison that may actually be a legitimate way That is, until you try to sell it for too much and it turns out you can't say where you got it and get accused and jailed for stealing from a noble

They would kill you after you sold them a cheap chinese cast iron POS sword

@@pkbjorn35 lol

@@pkbjorn35 they would be dead because someone with a proper sword would just break it with a hard swing and kill them

@@pkbjorn35 Chinese weapons were considered of higher value during a gap of time.

Lol

You mean The Kingdoms and Lands Represented in the Imperial Council and the Lands of the Crown of St. Stephen (that was the full name)

@@foty8679 I'm glad we have more marketable names for places now.

@@foty8679 the full name of wales,south wales or new south wales

@@Bruh-hq1hx he said "imperial" so probably new south wales i guess

@@henriquetolentino1055 what about new north wales or zealand

@Lics Norgi or you'd get tortured for witchery

My head hurts Solution: hit it with the hamer Im not joking that's true midle ages method

@@gamergrill4933 It'll definitely stop the headache.... eeeeeeh!!!

@@gamergrill4933 pls tell me you're being sarcastic.

@@tahabashir3779 nope it's not a joke, for example if you was left hand writing guy, they would burn you alive for beeing 'satanist'

Lol

I wonder if there are any "alien invasion in medieval times" stories out there.

@@LendriMujina "Outlander" Starring Jim Caviezel is about an alien crash landing during the Viking era. Not exactly an invasion, but he does bring another alien monster with him.

Shop smart, shop S-Mart!... Ya got that?!

Alright, you primitive screwheads, listen up....

See this... This is my *BOOMSTICK!!!*

And I would love to hear it.

Evil dead?

😂😂😂

Well aren't you quite the jester??

You are not a clown, You are the whole circus.

Ikjjaaj Jajaja 🤡

Self distruct and nuke em

Unknown point. Observe how the future people look perplexed at you as someone from the past has a time travel machine

Why would they trade iron man armour and a reactor for a firsthand account of history if they clearly have time machines too since they're in the future?

Stefan Well, what if they don’t? What if the time machines eventually became too difficult to manufacture, and so eventually the means by which to build one became lost. At that point, you could exchange that information for a massive sum.

@@narrenitsuwaru8052 But things like that just don't happen without _some_ cause; a technology that could once be made wouldn't just stop being manufacturable in the preservation of a robust scientific and technological society. For this to be the case one must imply that a massive deficit in our technological abilities ("became too difficult to manufacture") _must_ have occurred between the future date being travelled to and now, either in terms of material wealth and/or scientific learning. Both of which, given our current trajectories, would imply a massive and likely abrupt economic and societal downturn (nuclear war, pandemic, climate change, etc.) has taken place, and if that were so then yes, your knowledge of the present would be valuable, *but they would have nothing to offer you* (like a powersuit and micro-fusion) in return, making the point kind of moot as there would be no advantage to going to the future before going to the past anymore.

Becose you dont have HP bar to fill. Maybe ask admins for some mods to fix that, time travel update wasnt planed back in those times

Because the fucking Potion Seller won't sell anything, even if you're going into battle.

The real issue is that the vendors then had a reputation blockade which didn't enable trade until you were at least on "unsuspicious". That took a shit ton of grinding though, and the grinding quests were really shit, compared to nowadays. The other problem was that for new players on the server, without a guild the npc's were all on "unfriendly"; if you were 'lucky'. And even if you would manage to survive until you reached "unsuspicious" you still would pay ridiculously high prices.

Marcel Monroe why would you buy health potions if you can just heal yourself with a spell ? Get some mana potions

Same problem as health potion vendors.

*Pulls out Blunderbuss shotgun capable of launching pommels* "Whomst'dve indeed."

Idiots

Just take out the butt stock Welcome to the future.

The future is now, old man

Who needs pommels if you have buttstocks? Its 2017 kids.

there are no comments to the 138 likes this has. can someone please explain?

David Linn No, I don’t think I will

@@DavidLinn we are all irish

Im Irish... Northen

Some Irish scents are so different from common British English that they sound like a different language.

nice cope Americans who still use the old british system that even they abondan because its shit

Bloody Heretic guns are useless you can't end them rightly

but all my glock mags have pommel base plates helps with tactical and speed reloads. pommel has weight so mag drops easily, is a pommel shape easy to grip from glock or mag holsters, added weight steadier aim less felt recoil, pistol whipping is much improved all kinds of benefits or at least they outweigh some negatives. :)

lightningandcloud i don't count that as a pommel. The pommel has to be a part of the weapon. Its better to throw the slide as an improvised pommel.

No but I guess explosive rounds will do the trick

You still can pommel with the butt of a stock

People tend to overestimate the price of salt in the Middle Ages. Consider that salt wasn't just used in cooking but also in preserving food, and for that you need a lot of it. To get it you can just mine it or boil sea water. Every household but the very poorest would've always had salt on hand. Try bringing stuff that's either extremely difficult or impossible to make or something that requires long and dangerous transportation routes. Clean cooking oil, cinnamon, pepper, clear glass or even just ordinary household sugar would be great trade goods. Anything made from aluminum would be priceless. You can bring a bag of your old plastic bottles or jugs and cooks as well as housewives and anyone who travels would kill each other over them since they had no storage vessels that could form an airtight seal and were sturdy and light at the same time. Wheat flour was relatively rare and highly sought after as well - most households lived on rye or barley breads and gruel and even those who could afford it would reserve white bread for special occasions, and you could sell it way under the local asking price because of how cheap it is for us. I mean shit, bring a box of good quality paper notebooks, some bottles of ink and a fountain pen to sell to a monastery and you might actually be able to afford that castle. I spend way too much of my time at work thinking about these things ;)

​@@Krawurxus I heard pepper was so valueable in certain times, you could pay your debts with it. I would also like the idea that you could teleport back and forth in time to bring stuff and experiment with certain goods. You could bring quality steel with you. Heck you could buy burgers from burgerking. I bet the would sell for alot in the middle ages considering how "otherwordly" it would taste and look like. It might become a food for kings and nobles. And unlike skallagrim i wouldnt advise bringing a sniper or hunting rifle with you. I would take a semi or fully auto rifle with 100 round mags. It makes the difference between fighting off a few people and being able to decimate 20 charging cavalry. And if you arrive with serious armor like those "juggernauts", a 100 round mag you could spread so much fear and terror among people no bandit would dare coming near you when the word spreads there is some kind of demon who can kill 20 horsemen with ease and eat arrows like they are flies. I think it some point you would have to take over a small village or a "fort". Where you can rest and be safe when you are not wearing your combat armor. And with the money you made you could pay to have guards or even befriend someone. I agree its really exciting to think about this scenario

@@MrKrusten Sure, traveling back and forth at a whim would be great and make the whole thing much safer and more convenient. The price for pepper was heavily dependent on availability, especially before sea routes to China and the Middle East were discovered because getting it meant months of overland travel through unfamiliar terrain with a caravan full of valuable goods. Same for cinnamon, saffron etc. but generally it'd fetch a good price, certainly at the quality you could deliver. We have no way of knowing how well received a modern burger would be in the Middle Ages. Chances are pretty well if you leave out the mustard and ketchup which people wouldn't be used to, and people would certainly appreciate the quality and the fact that it contains meat at all. Medieval people would be on a vegetarian diet most of the time, partly because you were only allowed to eat meat on some days due to religious reasons (lent and such) and because most people would only slaughter an animal if it stopped producing milk or laying eggs, which were a much more valuable and reliable food source. Hunting required a permit which people without either money or influence weren't granted. So having meat just because you feel like it was a display of wealth, showing you didn't really need that chicken or that cow or were allowed to go hunting. Meat is also highly perishable so unless you were gonna cook and eat the whole animal at once you had to either prepare preservation measures or get some others on board to quickly sell off the surplus. Also, some may have preferred to sell an animal for slaughter and just pocket the money, covering part of the cost for a new one. People also like to think they'd have to fight off armored knights constantly, but in day-to-day life you'd never even see anyone wearing armor. That's like expecting a modern soldier wearing full combat gear every day. Of course they only do that on deployment and even then only when they know they're gonna see action.

@@Krawurxus why travel back and forth. Pepper comes from plants, and given the right kind of knowledge, you can grow them in virtually any climate. A modern day horticulturist would make a killing in the Middle Ages, as they would know what plants to sell where, and what to tell the locals about those plants. Not to mention the poisons and drugs that can be made from plants.

@@ccvcharger It'd be easier to just get whatever supplies you need from the present. And maybe you'd just want to take a shower. Stranding yourself in the 12th century isn't nearly as fun as you might think, no matter how well prepared you are. Supplies run out and unexpected situations arise. So a week or two might make for an interesting vacation, anything beyond that quickly becomes an ordeal. To hammer that point home: Compared to people in the Middle Ages we don't live like kings - we live like gods. No matter their resources, no king could have had the kind of lifestyle we enjoy: We make light appear with a wave of our hand or the press of a button or a spoken word, have multile places in our house where clean, potable hot and cold water flows at our whim. Our surroundings are kepte at a stable, comfortable temperature even in the coldest winter. We can directly talk to anyone on earth whenever we want and be anywhere on earth in a matter of hours. We can access the wealth of all of humanitys knowledge in seconds. Almost any goods we want are delivered to us in a few days at most and we need not fear a bad harvest and starvation because we just go and buy what we want without a second thought. Our food is kept fresh for days, even weeks and of the highest quality. Our surroundings are absurdly clean to Medieval people, and we have medicines that easily and reliably cure most diseases that would condemn any of them to a lifetime of suffering and an early death. Going back to a completely medieval life with no option to return to the present would suck a lot. BTW: Pepper needs a pretty hot climate to grow and can't tolerate frost at all so most of Europe is out for cultivating it 😉

Anything that attracts a lot of attention to you is bad. iPod would be bad bad. People would see it as a magical item which they probably wouldn’t initially care about, but if something weird happened in town shortly after you came, you could get blamed as putting a magical spell on someone. Also bandits and thieves would want the magical item and that’s attention you don’t want

wow, that's a really interesting perspective.

In regards to the watches thingy, your comment reminded me of a little curiosity I saw on a documentary years ago: the guy who made The Most Accurate Mechanical Clock Ever (TM), around early Rennaissance, precisely for the navigation issue, had to rebuild his clocks like four or five times because no one would believe that a clock could be so accurate, and it took his entire life for them to be convinced that yes, this clock can really be this accurate, can you pay me now for the clock YOU ordered fourty years ago that you specifically asked to be the most accurate ever, and start using his damn clocks XD

Solarpanels, battery bank, laptop and an external hard drive filled with the accumulated knowledge of humanity, maybe even a few tools and stuff, and from there you can work your way up.

Dude, if you can't make those things and some other things to improve your own life, you'll be wasting your time, 'cause all that scrap can be broken any time and you'll be not able to fix it or to make a new one. Also, for medieval time simple good old abacus is much better any computer stuff, because no one will be going to kill you for "talking with demons by ringing weird plate with buttons"

Chris Edwards I would bring metallurgy, paper making, printing press and basic knowledge about magnetism. Also couple books about those subjects. When I first arrived, I would keep my head down. Work for a local shop or farm for a month or two, then go find and ask a blacksmith to be his apprentice, and then toiling for a few years. After that I would open my own printing workshop and start making books for the rich and also open a school to teach local people (i.e. commoners) how to read and write. Hopefully, a local noble or some rich merchants will notice my effort and become my patron. From that I would probably start a guild and spreading my knowledge in earnest (but not too radical as to attract church's attention). If local people are proved to be smart enough to learn my 'modern' metallurgy (i.e. 19th century metallurgy), I would introduce to them a modern gear mechanism, escapement design, electro magnetism, and steam engine. Otherwise I would just pursue merchant's life. Start selling bonds to people (and possibly founded the first stock exchange), fund an expedition to the Americas and Asia, selling my fine metalwares for spices, tea, and silk.

Highly underrated comment

hopefully

*Gun flashes* Peasants:FAST LIGHTNING!

You need to be white too

@@JinoJiwan_Jari_Pensil IDK, it would help, but Zeus was a shapeshifter so you could just claimed that you had decided to spice things up.

Mounted Minigun on an Apache

Shrek

Is your username a reference to Fallout 1?

@@charlesdemers1197 I'm 90% sure that its from the holy grail (movie) or worms.. though worms ripped it from the movie

The RedNeckEngineNerd Darn it

5.56 would pen that armor

well if it take 2 or 3 bullets to kill each person on average if you bring 500 bullets you could kill around 200 people.

Suicidal Puppy infinite bullets!!!!!!

Suicidal Puppy not back then pal, think about their medicinal practices they would die after 1 bullet each

#noreload

Matt J imagine if you accidentally killed your ancestors

Read the short story "The Man Who Came Early" by Poul Anderson. A guy who is an MP in the US Army stationed in modern Iceland is transported back in time with only a loaded 1911 Colt.45 pistol to the age of the Vikings. He's seen as a dark sorcerer who has to be taken down after he pulls a Raiders of the Lost Ark during a duel. The story is pretty much a piece-by-piece deconstruction of the notion of time-travelers attempting to change the past without any prior knowledge of a certain period. The author cleverly gets around the language issue by having him know Icelandic per his military training, which is the closest living language to Old Norse and has changed little in over a thousand years.

Well if you were in a fight with some soldiers and you shot at them with your Glock 19 after a while they would understand it

@@robertcorbell1006 thank you

@@Fl4kFire You're quite welcome. The Vikings in the story see his military haircut and note his strange dialect (modern Icelandic which is mostly intelligible) and assume he is a runaway slave. They ignore the pistol as it's assumed to be a religious talisman. He's put to work pumping the bellows for the local blacksmith forge and screws even a simple task like that up. He tries romancing a local woman, but her betrothed challenges him to a duel. He beats the Norseman to a pulp, dishonoring him by being defeated in the manner of slaves. He pulls a sword only for the soldier to shoot him. He then ends up on the run as a feared dark sorcerer until he runs out of bullets and is taken down by arrow and spear. They fear the wrath of the gods if they don't give a seeming master of "clever-craft" a proper burial. His body is unearthed in the 60s by an archeological team who are puzzled by a piece of rusty metal that resembles a pistol. Great story. Google it.

@@robertcorbell1006 true i read it

The time police are now following you.

*bold of you to assume that i would be smart enough to have a plan like that*

Step 5: Repeat steps 1-4

Plot twist, In the future they use light pomel.

Star Wars was a long time ago in a Galaxy far away... So still go back in time

Alex Dagos end them rightly in the modern way

Alex Dagos Underrated comment!!!!

So, I’ll take the grip off my AR and throw it at them?

Certified Map Staring Expert (Chaos Titan approaches) Commisair "A fix bayonettes!!!"

Bad Idea. You'll very likely kill one of your ancestors.

If i ever make a game, Im gonna do this

@@dkb115 just imagine, like you start in our times, and you can bring some things with you, and then people will react to you depending on what you brought, as a variant you could have different times (Roman Republic's fall, 100 years war, Ottoman Empire's rise, Mongolian invasion, Spanish colonization, the Great Northern War, 7 Years War, American War of Independence, Austro-Prussian war, Franko-Prussian War, pre WW1 and its first part, same for WW2). Just imagine speaking to Caesar, Genghis Khan, George Washington, Bismarck, or even kill baby Hitler. So, pretty much Assassin's Creed))

@@LolLol-lb6iu i think different times would be either new installments in the series or at least dlcs. it would be too much content for one game. it would be complex enough with programming all the thousands chain reactions and combinations of results bringing in and dealing with different stuff could cause. but yeah it would be mad fun. probably become my fave game of all time. and i like the most realistic approach which would actually make speaking to these historical figures almost impossible, and not /really/ the main drive for playing, it would be mostly fueled by the joy of experimenting and just trying to first survive at all, then live a decent life, only then try to go further and do grand things

This idea is amazing!

@@dkb115 same.

This is probably the best plan I have heard, there is still the matter of how you would dress and an excuse of where you are from. I’ve thought of wearing maybe pants with just a button and no zipper, and a button up trench coat with possible fir lining or something and try to tell them I am from the East like the Ural Mountains or something, somewhere far and most importantly foreign to the place I am going. I had heard someone say something about learning Byzantine Greek and pretending to be a Greek scholar before but that could be a hit or miss especially with how much the Catholic Church disliked Greek orthodoxy and discouraged the learning of Greek except for by very few people

That’s possible, but that means you could only talk to people of the church or high born nobles since merchants and peasants didn’t have education so wouldn’t speak Latin either.

Maybe not, but they'd sure as hell understand you were speaking Latin when they hear it & bring you to someone who can understand you.

People today can read and say sentences, no one can actually 'speak' Latin, it's close to being a dead language

@@atcera8714 kinda But people in the Catholic Church still can “speak” it as many big sermons are still held in Latin.

Shoot just breathing would destroy humans, we carry so much they would not be immune to.

Stop, don't turn 1020 into 2020.

Works both ways, they had pathogens that no longer exists that we do not neccesarily have resistance to. Black plague still shows up every now and then, the only way infected have a chance to live is early identification and immediate medical treatment.

People please don't compare covid to some other pandemics along history, it is sad and ignorant, from both perspectives

@@goncalobaia1574 When did anyone say anything about covid...

Red flag and PAPA STALIN

Tsar BOMBA is good enough.

How are you gonna fix the tank when it breaks down. What will you do when you run out of ammo/fuel.

@@themaninblack993 nuke the fuckers

@@YaBoyN3XUS hell yea lol

Sire Walter, you must cooketh thy blue

and pay 7$ a gallon in gas.. u would go broke before u got to the castle

"A legend tells of the mysterious figure who appeared as mysteriously and tracelessly as he disappeared" It'd probably go along those lines or something It'd probably be vague depending on how much of an effect you have on the world though

When you come back you find a new religion and unhappened industrial revolution

Cam That sounds like that one European aristocrat.

@@SahiPie It would seem someone's already ahead of us.

Just use "Where I come from..." and "Back in my homeland..." on a daily business, or whenever you do something weird.

Emmanuel Glazer but do you remember the sequence of words for the necronomicon is the real question

Archangel Gaming klatu verata nectar oh wait

Emmanuel Glazer All the time I spent scrolling to see if someone said this yet... and you guys made it totally worth it. :D

Gimme some sugar, baby.

Have fun dying in your sleep or hiding in a forest to sleep and still dying in your sleep because a hunter followed you out of sight or closing yourself in a room and dying from a poison or closing yourself in a room at night alone, refusing food and dying from hnger.

Timeline, Gerard Butler

this man gets it

carlos conde You'll probably get fucked up for your clothes

The thing about purple dye back then was, it was so expensive to dye clothes purple that it was impractical. Only if you had about all the money in the world could you possibly afford purple dye. That's why red was more common. You still had to be incredibly wealthy, but it wasn't too expensive that it was impractical as a dye. Wearing purple is a sign of your immense wealth and status.

That's why byzantine emperors used to wear purple clothes and stuff. It was extremely expensive.

no. wealth dictates power. if you brought a whole lot of that purple dye you got yourself an army.

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VidarOdinson79 and you are S-smart! (Cinema sins)

KLAATU VARADA N... N... Oh damn

William Halter always good to see another cotf haha

VidarOdinson79 now all you need is a chainsaw hand!

But why are they even fighting random people in the first place? Honestly, that seems like the worst possible strategy when you have limited... everything. Plus, isn't there a risk that they're going to kill their ancestors or something like that? (Or do they go to some other country's past?)

@@popsicleman8816 well, their justification for fighting initially is that they just kind of landed in the middle of a battlefield and acted to defend themselves. After that, they picked sides and KEPT fighting because... Well, greed and arrogance, mostly. But it caught up with them lol. If that film was a video game, they got the bad ending.

if there is a reliable and reproduceable way to time travel, why not get the US or any other NATION to manifest destiny and get them to use their own powerbase to do the same thing, you don't even have to bother with going there yourself

Or travel back in time to 2008 and invent bitcoin!

Or buy bitcoin when it's starting out. In 2010, 1 bitcoin was valued at 0,06 USD. Now it's 18000 dollars. AAAAAAAAAA.

Money can help change the future in a much more predictable way than changing the past. I'd much rather have resources in present times than go back in time.

I second what Arnold says

1996

Ok this is getting pretty deep now. Please coontinue

Matt Easton that rascal! Should've suspected this!

I had a dream that I time traveled with Skall to the Middle Ages then we got attacked by bandits so I unscrewed the pommel of my sword and ended them rightly then someone wrote about it in a manuscript.

I had a dream that I time traveled with Skall to the Middle Ages then we got attacked by bandits so I unscrewed the pommel of my sword and ended them rightly then someone wrote about it in a manuscript.

@Klaudia haha if they are then why don't they know how to use a computer?

better give them antibiotics, how to generate electricity and chemistry, the big problem is the mentality of the people of that time everything strange is something of the devil, we change when we begin to know where things come from

Human intelligence hasn't changed for the last 1800 years

@@thanasis-_- we probably have the same number of neurons for thousands of years, but education made us 1000% more smarter

@@arianaxdr7399 this is research and knowledge not intelligence

nikos731 now get a speaker and play some epic music as you smite the enemy

this is basically Shield Hero

Having a bunch of people trying to kill you sounds awesome to you?

@@2MeterLP Yes

@@forkrolls until they pierce your heart that is.

I would sell them EPO, amphetamins, steroids...

Dragon shout = shotgun?

Lool

Nice comment

didnt saw that coming LOL

the guy that started to paint all those snails across medieval books :D

And the peasants did lol at the musings of this strange traveler.

also modern colors were very expensive at the times so even more to the trader facade

Erik Gonzalez And getting an audience with a noble would be easy, just bring a shitload of purple bathrobes with you.

Trustory, as long as you fix the security issue, I very much doubt any trader would walk with his goods and no mercenaries.

+Dídac Mateu Martínez de valdivieso Well naturally that's when you whip out your assault rifle while blasting Metallica on your portable speaker! Or alternatively just invite a few friends on your time travel expedition to act as your guards, have them bring modern but slightly exotic reproduction weapons (Chinese Daos, Persian Shamshirs, etc) so that none of the locals could tell that they weren't authentic. Some of them (mostly craftsmen and smiths) may be able to tell that a reproduction English longsword is "off", but I doubt anyone who's never seen an eastern sword in person and has only heard about them through rumors and secondhand accounts would be able to tell that your buddy's talwar wasn't the real deal.

I still think a singing box would be pretty satan like to them, even the hellish noise making metalic sculpture like things that kill people instantly without trace other than a hole, I vote for the reproduction swords, complete "immersion" and social engineering

More than that, your time machine must be really reliable. Like 99.9% reliable, so that you can travel back home quickly when shit hits the fan as it inevitably will.

@@MrSidney9 Portable time machine

@nathaniel gray someon has been watching too many scifi. What you suggest here is just one of the theories that are proposed to deal with time travel paradoxes.

Plus your food and water could spoil over time (unless you brought canned food or MREs), anything needing electricity will die and never be able to be recharged, and your equipment will get damaged or less effective since it couldn't receive repairs or proper maintenance. Also, if you want to actually bring useful future knowledge, you had better brought some books, unless you memorized by heart tons of information. For instance, if you wanted to revolutionize metallurgy, you'd probably want to have the blueprint for the Bessemer converter, as well as what is and where to find spiegeleisen. If you wanted to revolutionize agriculture, you'd want to have some books to consult on just how much nitrogen each plant will take and give, as well as their properties of soil fixation, etc.

AFCA - World Bodybuilding Archive that is nothing, I carried ~9000 in Dwemer scrap and another 500 in iron to level my smithing

AFCA - World Bodybuilding Archive Calves workout is best workout.

That's all fine and dandy-- --until you take an arrow to the knee

+Elliot Smith What is this Smithing witchcraft of which you speak? There is no such skill on the isle of Vvardenfell!

You're the resident pusher, aren't ya? that's a lot of skooma

AK-47 noises intensify

Indeed

Then all their friends swarm you because your one guy against their entire retinue.

@@Aliyah_666 drum fed 300 round 50 bmg machine gun.

@@seanmcloughlin5983 dude, they tried that on all the beaches in ww2. And they had guns of their own. What makes you think people with swords and inadequate cover and armor is gonna be any better?

Get countries to turn on you Run out of ammo Get absolutely fucked by a swarm of plated, well-trained knights You do realize tower and kite shields exist, those things aren't exactly light why do so many people wanna massacre the medieval era in general, the best bet is to integrate yourself in them and live a life of Luxury and knowledge

Bring loads of medical supply. Medical supply runs out after some time, or goes bad. Bam, everyone dies. (not to mention how you probably introduced some new disease like covid-19 and messed with the universe)

Best bet is to become incredibly educated on useful skills and knowlege that could be reasonably applied to the time. Learn basic physics and chemistry, learn how to make basic antibiotics, learn basic metalurgy, learn a reasonable ammount of medical practice and first aid, learn latin, ect. This kind of stuff is quite easy to learn with acess to the internet and would assist you greatly. You take this knowlege back with you and a small group and integrate into society. Carve your group a place and over time gain prominence by making better steel, or solving simple problems in a believeable way.

Aidan Donahue well but your fighting advantage would also be very small unless you are some 400lbs steroided out MMA fighter in a juggernaut-suit with a flame thrower

John Constantin You know not everyone was the hulk back then right? While the average person would have been stronger back then it was due to the fact that people had jobs that consisted of some pretty intense physical labor. Some time in the gym and a nutricius diet and you could easily be stronger than them.

DRwarnclif I said the 400lbs mma thing because only than you would be at this huge advantage only a modern person on steroids with modern martial arts could have People back than probably would be pretty pathetic because of mal nutrition all short, small, weak bones etc. average hight was like 5'6 but if you are not a big trained guy 2 of them ll still fuck you up

John Constantin short and weak doesn't matter when they have a colt peacemaker pressed to the back of your head. I get your saying though!

But the damage is already done The farther back in the past you go, the more you can change things for the better Preventing the decline of the Akkadian Empire and revitalizing it with better technology and knowledge could have allowed humanity to reach the Moon by 1850 BC! This does removes 99% of known religions through the butterfly effect... ...and probably introduces the modern concepts of secularism, progressiveness, transhumanism and atheism

*B O N U S R O U N D* -after creating paper and general literacy found scientific theory -using greater crucible power create the lens. both found new ideas in germ theory and astronomy. -invent everything up to calculus -create theory of gravity and be shunned -return from being shunned by introducing electricity -prove further that gravity works by showing mathematically the link between gravity, magnets, electricity, light -invent modern day flux and concrete -invent modern day perspective drawing. (SUPER EASY if you have taken any art classes) -cure scurvy, create vaccines, teach the dangers of mercury and lead, teach about antibiotics, create pagan Harvard -hire assistance to run experiments for you, after teaching about germ theory in pagan harvard and becoming the font of all knowledge teach genetics -Permanently blind yourself and tie a blindfold around your head to become the blind oracle. -end your days publishing half truths and prophecies written by your assistants and die comfortably in your 60s *E D I T* -found idea of evolution (which you changed to support pagan beliefs) -Teach that the Finnish are a superior race and invent Eugenics

kirkkojen katolla alkumuna ristin siasta

-flood foreign market with cheep books written in finish

Mestis what about fucking? I know I know.. people back then were full of diseases but not all of them.

Dude i would watch this lets play.