"If you are spiritual and nobody knows it, are you really spiritual?" - nice.
@rickstockton63823 жыл бұрын
If a tree falls in the forest and no one grinds it up to make paper, then is the New York Times still a left wing rag?
@jandemars5803 жыл бұрын
As long as you exist
@jandemars5803 жыл бұрын
@@rickstockton6382 Smart!
@viddabroun86138 жыл бұрын
"Only recently, In the last few hundred years, has science been scientifically proven to exist" Thats genius.
@ballknocka00016 жыл бұрын
Vidda Broun TOTALLY!
@dudeinco6 жыл бұрын
That's the most woke thing I've ever heard on KZfaq
@HASHEAVEN5 жыл бұрын
BS, Science (the scientific way) invented in Ancient Greece 2600 years ago
@mummel20135 жыл бұрын
its quite itelligent how he uses non-scientific arguments for his opinion of science-religion xD
@jacobvanveit34374 жыл бұрын
HASHEAVEN according to you, according... to... you...
@seapr68 жыл бұрын
I've never binge watched a single youtuber until randomly (or synchronistically) running across you today. This coming from an American man with a man-bun living in the Nepal for the past two years. I showed my Nepali neighbor the meat-eater and man-bun vis this morning. He was belling laughing and pointing at me. Thanks man, I needed this!
@goldpig19648 жыл бұрын
I listen (and laugh ) at JP at work. People walking by and seeing my happy face think I LOVE my job!
@johnnyly818 жыл бұрын
How do you do this without cracking a smile?
@keepthefaith66578 жыл бұрын
hence the channel
@ballknocka00016 жыл бұрын
IMMEDIATELY SMILING!
@doctyler53825 жыл бұрын
Retakes! Lots of Retakes! lol
@gomezaddams64705 жыл бұрын
editing
@jacquiswann93255 жыл бұрын
This is what I wonder! He's brilliant!
@Br0ns0n8 жыл бұрын
"The business makes no profit. All profit goes to me personally so I can buy things that I want." "If you're spiritual, and nobody knows it, are you really spiritual?" I was laughing so hard my son came from the other end of the house to see what was going on!
@quinnyang1015 жыл бұрын
"Scientists are religiously scientific". Actually a very good point :)
@taoist326 жыл бұрын
He is a true zen master. Breaking the walls of perception, creating koans out of thin air, creating confusion in order to produce clarity.
@sqrt-16464 жыл бұрын
Who?
@davids40633 жыл бұрын
@@sqrt-1646 if you have to ask, the answer lies within... ... ... but if you cant look inside deep enough to see your true answer, which its obvious you cant because you had to ask, the answer will be granted to you by a man named JP Sears for a low cost of $10,000. If you dont have that kinda money, $1000 will also bring forth an answer. If you still think its too much money, maybe you need to learn that money is merely a concept and you should be thankful he doesnt ask you for inner-chi which you are even less able to achieve without his help... You're welcome.
@disinformer44213 жыл бұрын
@@davids4063 let me fact check that
@goergelucas12323 жыл бұрын
@@davids4063 spot on !!!!!!kl
@davids40633 жыл бұрын
@@disinformer4421 the answer lies within.
@lumencrystar8 жыл бұрын
"the internet is a trend, i give it 4 or 5 more years tops"
@leahwilliams21997 жыл бұрын
One year down LOL
@progressiveconservatives79356 жыл бұрын
Leah Ray two years down
@divein58326 жыл бұрын
Omg Net Neutrality
@donnaryan715 жыл бұрын
they laughed at Einstein, too...
@kobygrimes12345 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@TheCheapPhilosophy7 жыл бұрын
I actually have suffered conversations like this one, with more or less the same cohesion between ideas, expressed with ultra-spiritual conviction.
@Freebord0078 жыл бұрын
"I prefer you dont bring my ex-girlfriends into this" hahahahahhaahahah I'm crying hahhaha
@joelstephenson80172 жыл бұрын
Frr
@sogerc14 жыл бұрын
Wow, I've never realized that going to the bathroom has been holding back my personal development, because that's gross! Thank you Ultra Spiritual JP!
@Natkonichiwa8 жыл бұрын
You make every day so spiritual and so bright... feel it JP. FEEL IT.
@Whereisthearmynow9 жыл бұрын
Man, that guy was so unconscious
@TheInnerQuestJourney9 жыл бұрын
Whereisthearmynow Which guy?
@Whereisthearmynow9 жыл бұрын
GabrielKundalini The little interviewer guy. JP was glowing with enlightenment as per usual.
@TheInnerQuestJourney9 жыл бұрын
I watched 5 or 6 minutes into it, wasn't really sure what the point was. J.P. is a smart guy with some great comedy lines, but I don't really need to watch 20 minutes of sarcasm. I'd rather hear more of his sincere thoughts about life, the universe and everything.
@kylewesterman40889 жыл бұрын
Whereisthearmynow lol this was hilarious, great comment GabrielKundalini I think the point is just not to take things so seriously. I found a lot of funny truths that could become easy to attach to if we aren't willing to laugh at them.. it was good stuff. There is a lot of value in laughter, I think its integral to the spiritual process and finding a clarity of perception. This is why some of the native tribes (I believe Native Americans) had Heyoka, which were essentially sacred clowns who literally made fun of all of the customs and traditions so as to keep them away from dogma. I'd like to think being able to not take myself seriously and question everything has been probably the largest factor in my expansion. That and vulnerability (which requires and openness and willingness to bring down walls and consider possibilities outside of your realm of perception. So they are related.) Anyway that's just my perspective... I think you'd come to find there is more magick in the sarcasm and comedy than you think. Maybe :)
@TheInnerQuestJourney9 жыл бұрын
Kyle Westerman I agree! In fact, I made a comedy video response to JP. It's titled "An ultra spiritual response to JP Sears". And it's filled with sarcasm. I guess with this one, after 5 or 6 minutes, I just wasn't really getting the point and feeling compelled to watch another 15 minutes of it. Comedy is tricky stuff, some guys are really good at it. Russell Brand can hold your attention for a solid 2 hours. He's brilliant at it. I will concede, I'm not. And JP is still learning, though he definitely has some skills and potential. But hey it's always worth a try, just don't assume everyone's going to watch 20 minutes worth.
@TonytheCapeGuy8 жыл бұрын
"[Hillary Clinton] and her wife, Bill..." oh my goodness. xD
@canadiankin5 жыл бұрын
And in what lifetime was she a president? Lol..I thought that was just as comical.
@yikesmoody4 жыл бұрын
This is epic!!🤣🤣🤣
@disinformer44213 жыл бұрын
His* all presidents are androgynous
@danwest99007 жыл бұрын
That is hilarious! The interviewer is a great actor--they had me fooled until 20:31 when he buys into JP's program.
@MemeKing448 жыл бұрын
that was brilliant! i nominate jp spears for the next major SNL cast member
@AwakenWithJP8 жыл бұрын
+DocsWorld Thanks man :-)
@Cyclopat8 жыл бұрын
+AwakenWithJP too bad you're not into tantrism because I'd buy one of them Spiritual as Fuck t-shirt right away, man ! :-)
@keepthefaith66578 жыл бұрын
right
@skylerswife23328 жыл бұрын
I second that
@Caramirdan7 жыл бұрын
He's too real for today's SNL though :-( They've become loons.
@ruckuschica6 жыл бұрын
Even two year later, this is still GOLD!
@MostlyNotDps8 жыл бұрын
his face at the Katrina part. Oh my god. I spit out my drink. I love this
@TheGreatGimpsby7 жыл бұрын
"Her and her wife, Bill." Yes, just yes. I laughed way to hard at that.
@gayle0cinnamon6 жыл бұрын
OMG! You nailed this. ROFLMAS. You go boy! Seriously...you nailed this one on so many psychological levels it isn't funny. Thank you for your creativity and perceptual ingenuity! :)
@mmdaisylover647 жыл бұрын
Non profit : "I buy things I like to buy" . Lmao 😂😂😂🤣
@CarlosFloresMusic7 жыл бұрын
Non profit, proceeds go to me for things I like. I'm crying 😂
@HonViddaj18 жыл бұрын
If a man is talking to himself in the middle of a forest and there is not a single woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
@cjay11876 жыл бұрын
Absolutely
@gracepursey21666 жыл бұрын
Resistant Traveller Of corse! Men constantly need direction.
@flogertadriza47036 жыл бұрын
Hhahahahhahahaha
@thefreerangehuman48045 жыл бұрын
Yes, he's formed a one man patriarchy over the nature in the forest...which is female.
@kennie13125 жыл бұрын
He is neither correct nor incorrect
@gringopapi69854 жыл бұрын
I feel like Im back in San Diego when listening to this
@polarspirit7 жыл бұрын
the last part where jp made him drunk and forced him to write him a cheque hahahaha hilarious!
@annameadowshelvie57147 жыл бұрын
The interviewer is hilarious, too.
@Here_Today_8 жыл бұрын
you had me at the chair and pillow, thanks for bringing laughter to those of us less than spiritual souls
@yogadance889 жыл бұрын
That Dance of the Sugar Plum music at the end was killing me. Wow... Please keep making these, they are awesome.
@ExploreSteve6 жыл бұрын
20:13 My favorite part because people have been telling me this and I think it's to make them feel better because they think the're helping me just by saying that.
@sheriecooper42605 жыл бұрын
So drole, thank you for keeping me from going bonkers. Humour is life.
@cfraz87 жыл бұрын
I can't believe that I come home from work all stressed out sometimes and all I want to do is watch your videos and pet my dog. You make my day so much better! JP Sears, you are hilarious! I have a serious question though, how did you begin doing these videos? How did you come up with it?
@mjwells1005 жыл бұрын
Hahahahah! JP, you are awesome! Andrew’s body language is brilliant too! Watching him look progressively confused is hilarious.
@ItsAllGodAnyway5 жыл бұрын
This is just too good. I can’t stop watching... it’s interfering with my meditation time 😂😭🤣
@lennsamuel5105 жыл бұрын
"Are you with edisons men?"😅😅😅
@therubicon4 жыл бұрын
19:23 is perfection! I have a very ultra spiritual collection!
@moreagain56288 жыл бұрын
i love the coaching bit at the end. I'm waiting for USL "Why you need (or don't need?) a life coach"
@AwakenWithJP8 жыл бұрын
+Morgan Bennett Life coaching is definitely on the list!
@causechaos94158 жыл бұрын
He just published it!
@Pining_for_the_fjords7 жыл бұрын
"So if all is one, would you give me some money?"
@audioartisan6 жыл бұрын
The Wise Phone has MUCH more experience with Intelligence ...It can even take a "spiritual" selfie LoL
@wendydomino7 жыл бұрын
The Edison/Tesla stuff near the end was worth waiting for lol
@furryflowersrescue8 жыл бұрын
Hilarious, crying with laughter.
@zachhenrichs84384 жыл бұрын
I just discovered JP today. What awesomeness I have been missing out on. JP brings a simple common sense humor to un-common world....
@MelFinehout8 жыл бұрын
I feel so much more enlightened. Thank you so much!
@soslothful8 жыл бұрын
Only the unenlightened feel enlightened. The truly enlightened transcend feeling enlightened and therefore do not know they are enlightened. This non feeling of enlightenment is the only true enlightenment.
@cloverbabe74 жыл бұрын
I feel like I'm losing brain cells just listening to this 😂
@perkygrubb9 жыл бұрын
Andrew is the perfect deadpan.
@tri4ben8 жыл бұрын
My head hurts from watching this...
@RyanLynch18 жыл бұрын
"I'd prefer it if you don't bring my ex-girlfriends into this conversation" PERFECT RESPONSE THIS GUY IS MY FAVORITE
@reissnerjify8 жыл бұрын
JP you are very intelligent I love witty humor
@7mikri5 жыл бұрын
JP , you are still the master ...and as the years pass by this one even gets better , thereby increasing our collective ultra-spirituality!
@daniiiakasha14368 жыл бұрын
A wise phone!!!
@ovaryfreebee59458 жыл бұрын
hahahahahahhahahhaha this is your best video yet I love hearing your senseless language bullshitting yourself in this format. So many people I know talk like this. And its so hard to be a logical person trying to be a part of this conversation because you can't let them go around believing that history itself is bullshit but there is also no way to talk to them (unless you speak their language, which has put me in awkward scenarios with people who cant take a joke) ahahahhaha I'm dying right now at your mannerisms looking at the ceiling. I love the roundabout all is one part
@emilybond17199 жыл бұрын
Satire done well!
@Sweezzzmusic4 жыл бұрын
I love this guy... he's funny but actually very enlightened at the same time
@dustydustydusty9 жыл бұрын
Those books prove JP Sears is the most ultra spiritual person in the world (the world being all known existence) because the bookshelf makes an arch.
@dustydustydusty9 жыл бұрын
Do you need further proof? JP Sears also is more hydrated than the interviewer. What further proof do you need?
@catlovefun40008 жыл бұрын
'Scientists take science very religiously"... TRUE ! Jay Pee, like Ciobanu Bogdan I nearly peed in my pants
@rydersonthestorm71758 жыл бұрын
"Like Russian nesting dolls..." haha
@Treepuncher12119 жыл бұрын
Wow, JP is my spiritual idol and hero
@stephaniev25944 жыл бұрын
the more I watch this guy the more hilarious I find him : a brilliant fellow!
@Steph4nie999 жыл бұрын
Pretty certain I just became ultra spiritual.
@homesteadgamer12576 жыл бұрын
"According to you". MOST IMPORTANT ANSWER EVER.
@ArtKidTV9 жыл бұрын
Lol this was absolutely awesome! I look forward to talking with you JP.
@vikinggym75484 жыл бұрын
Andrew is a top row actor! So well inside his role character.
@alady15455 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm just dying here this is bloody brilliant. Epic!
@goldengateway96524 жыл бұрын
Omg thank you for this!!! You are so talented at explaining big concepts in ways people can understand
@MyBeautifulHelll8 жыл бұрын
JP Sears, you are wonderful
@IAm-zu4ql7 жыл бұрын
Quirky ,eccentric ,individuals .I like it.
@Badboyifier9 жыл бұрын
"I cant tell if ur crazy, if ur a jerk or this is some kind of candid camera situation" This is youtube!
@TheKnetsie7 жыл бұрын
Muahahahaha, this one is effing hilarious! Loving the confusion!
@brushhbs58 жыл бұрын
This guy is brilliant! Allegedly accused
@korpen37707 жыл бұрын
The interviewer is like Ryan from The Office
@AravahStar9 жыл бұрын
Awkwardly, ultra spiritual! "hurricanes and ultra spirituality are always on the coasts" omg...we need some kind of daily, JP Sears quote on FB or something. These are just too funny
@maryanne27727 жыл бұрын
The sheep part is the best. The whole video flows without any hesitation -- you have to be pretty spiritual to do that. Haha. You two work really well together -- I want to know how much of that was unscripted.
@voicemaestro9 жыл бұрын
With characteristic brilliance, JP ultraspirituals his way through a tediously serious interview. Poor Andrew.
@eternalism82744 жыл бұрын
leaving a comment quick before the internet disappears
@zeolitequeen4 жыл бұрын
I used to work in a mental hospital and can relate to this kind of conversation that I had with a patient who used to wear a tablecloth and communicate with aliens by talking into a plastic cup! Yes very close 😂😂😂😂
@bobbymidha39014 жыл бұрын
I'm sick and I have been bingeing on your vids. You range from the ridiculous to the sublime
@leighannaross21373 жыл бұрын
Deep and hilarious! So loved that one JP!
@RyanLynch18 жыл бұрын
this is one of the best youtube videos i've seen in a while!!
@RK-ev6dw7 жыл бұрын
What is history but a fable agreed upon?
@CalebMcFarland5 жыл бұрын
That’s a good quote. Is it yours or are you quoting someone else?
@estherberry40464 жыл бұрын
Ronald Reagan?
@JeffAdairKTM5309 жыл бұрын
Amazing, He should of caught on within 3 mins
@MrTcuk9 жыл бұрын
Best stand up comedy ever, love you JP :D
@vvelvettearss4 жыл бұрын
this was the most trippy thing I've ever watched. I had a disappointment this morning and needed that distraction woo!
@scottbranham63966 жыл бұрын
I've got an idea for those jahova witnesses now.
@eamonohara77239 жыл бұрын
I love your style, JP.
@idalawrence59129 жыл бұрын
HILARIOUS!!! especially the ending - that was really good JP :-)
@susanjohnson76794 жыл бұрын
I almost thought real humor was almost gone! Hallelujah!
@marialucha28154 жыл бұрын
This guy is funny how he double talks and twist the meaning of words, but he makes a lot of sense in a lot of points of conversational interest. Very entertaining how he uses his words to make him look intelligent. I like this guy's videos.
@cyriastarlight3487 жыл бұрын
How do you keep a straight face!! ? Amazingly 😂 funny
@lovealways-lanacapric51159 жыл бұрын
JP I am not religious "Love being my only Religon" you have converted me to the "Utra Ulra, Love". Love your work not only are you delivering messages through humor but you are truly touching people with your Insights and transforming lives. You are a Clever Genius. LOVE your work!! I would love to come to one of your worshops loved your many videos including self sabotage and many others. Bless your Soul. From my Heart to yours, Love Always, Lana
@sarahgriffith2274 жыл бұрын
"before history even started" baahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
@vwbeep9 жыл бұрын
Haha! "Russian nesting dolls" made me lol
@DrRyan829949 жыл бұрын
Just brilliant, I think
@Sorryscene8 жыл бұрын
The fact that I would give pretty much the same answers that JP gave, has made me rethink my life. Considering life is a thing and I really exist.
@AbdulazizUgas8 жыл бұрын
lol you sure as fuck do
@TheChangingWays9 жыл бұрын
How can I join the Global Association of Spiritual Advancement?
@gracepursey21666 жыл бұрын
Thank you JP.....NOW I have a clear picture....at last.
@synthsynth90706 жыл бұрын
Sounds like David Wolfe
@Marion89gr9 жыл бұрын
The ultra J.P. is officially a troll.
@rosesacks74303 жыл бұрын
making the interviewer sit on the floor while you sit on a chair 🤣
@raywingfield8 жыл бұрын
non-sense is fun, that's why I go to the Comedy Store for healing.