Being Snobbish | Jimmy Carr: Telling Jokes

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4 жыл бұрын

It would be insulting to get stabbed by someone who couldn't use cutlery correctly though, right? I'd be livid!
Taken From Jimmy Carr’s Telling Jokes
Jimmy Carr marks 10 successful years in comedy with the release of his most controversial DVD to date, Telling Jokes. Featuring over 90 minutes of material that’s just too rude for television, the new DVD sees Jimmy Carr at his best; unleashing his delightfully crafted one-liners upon the nation and putting down brave hecklers.
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@jayt8124 4 жыл бұрын

I like how he actually manages to take the piss outta her but not crossing the line, he just kinda tip-toes around it. Fun for audience without ruining her day, nicely executed crowd work 👍👍

@protatotv 4 жыл бұрын

i just watched toy story 4 and just wanted to say how great your acting was as the puppet

@88888888888888888443 4 жыл бұрын

I thought the same thing 😆

@ace99boom 4 жыл бұрын

Don’t give him eye contact or your doomed 😂

@stevecox7075 4 жыл бұрын

ace99boom : you're.

@shaileshrana7165 4 жыл бұрын

Eh Jimmy, do you actually read these?

@uncomfortablecat 4 жыл бұрын

Nope

@Ibelikemj 4 жыл бұрын

Just Vin HA HA HAAAAAAAA

@shaileshrana7165 4 жыл бұрын

@@justvin7214 you fucker

@sawyerpharris 4 жыл бұрын

It got his like :O

@mikeymcmikeface5599 4 жыл бұрын

Pretty low odds he even manages this account.

@rowank7172 4 жыл бұрын

I love that Jimmy just says the funniest things with out caring to much, easily best comedian

@lazyjesus6573 4 жыл бұрын

Rowan k it’s a preplanned routine, he leaves material out that may be deemed too offensive. He doesn’t just get on stage and say whatever comes out of his mouth. This is how stand up works, they spends months, years on their material.

@myhandlewastakenandIgaveup 2 жыл бұрын

We must be cousins!

@shannx3228 4 жыл бұрын

That look of disgust he made at 2:41 is actually kind of adorable.

@mrs111198 4 жыл бұрын

You are sick

@OTBC-wp1pz 4 жыл бұрын

Love Jimmy so much

@Greater_Toronto_Productions 4 жыл бұрын

This is why I love watching Jimmy Carr because he doesn’t care who you are what your opinion is he will tell a joke and if you don’t like it get out because he’s not a bad guy he just does a thing called Comedy The thing that requires jokes you know when you laugh So if anyone has a problem with Jimmy then you shouldn’t watch him because it’s his humour and he won’t back down and it’s great!!!

@Rixsons 4 жыл бұрын

Fantastic. Great talent.

@NewMessage 4 жыл бұрын

I wonder if Jimmy even knows the name of the intern they have running this channel.

@hadizahedi5651 4 жыл бұрын

I hope he responds. I hope to god

@mikeymcmikeface5599 4 жыл бұрын

He probably doesn't know what KZfaq is...

@yammmit 4 жыл бұрын

Mikey McMikeFace he has mentioned things about KZfaq videos and I’m sure he’s a little more aware of what goes onto it these days.

@Galahad54 4 жыл бұрын

I was planing to take my grandson to see the show, but when I showed him a photo, he said "Blokes around here call him Jimmy Caravan."

@waynes866 4 жыл бұрын

"What do you do? I suppose it depends on the guy!" Oh, that's good.

@Zarven1 4 жыл бұрын

Hey Jimmy, just wanted to say thank you for bringing so much joy to people

@KomandarmKnuckles 4 жыл бұрын

I've been in the bathroom for 1 and a half hours, trying to take a sht, awful constipation. I laughed so hard at this it came right out while I was gasping for air

@efisgpr 4 жыл бұрын

Either you're telling the truth or you're full of shit. 😂

@KomandarmKnuckles 4 жыл бұрын

Well I was full of shit, not anymore

@KomandarmKnuckles 4 жыл бұрын

@D. F. No such thing

@ScorpioSwing 4 жыл бұрын

Some are laughing and some are giving me the S T I N K. E Y E

@Golden_God_Untethered 4 жыл бұрын

I FUCKING LOVE Jimmy Carr!

@rezquake8221 4 жыл бұрын

Epic

@chompchompnomnom4256 4 жыл бұрын

Caravan holidays to Cornwall cost fucking loads as I found out this year

@deanshaw6588 4 жыл бұрын

Never mind watching the video jimmy the title made me laugh,of course you tell jokes it's what you're paid for

@deanshaw6588 4 жыл бұрын

@@chrisprobst6963 *facepalm stupidity*

@deanshaw6588 4 жыл бұрын

@@chrisprobst6963 ummm it's cool to know you actually didn't get it but whatever

@deenashawkat7682 4 жыл бұрын

Look, Jimmy has a title about himself. Never seen that before.

@lazyjesus6573 4 жыл бұрын

Deena Shawkat I think the name of the channel is a give away 🤭

@christiandunsby9679 4 жыл бұрын

L E G E N D🔥🔥

@tomatobrush3283 4 жыл бұрын

So funny

@mattkettell2365 4 жыл бұрын

the only things dirtier than his jokes are his tax records...

@lazyjesus6573 4 жыл бұрын

Matt K that’s a perfect summary for jimmy’s gig/dvd advertising. You need to delete your comment, copyright it then sell it to him.

@perplex611 4 жыл бұрын

Ayyy ma man

@videoaccount5676 4 жыл бұрын

ha Ha HAAAAAA!!!!

@MrTadas21 4 жыл бұрын

0:50 I spy with my eyes 2 melons

@MrGlobbits 4 жыл бұрын

That bird with big tits is alright too.

@efisgpr 4 жыл бұрын

Nice ( o Y o )

@threethrushes 4 жыл бұрын

'Noo'.

@jnuy764 4 жыл бұрын

LOL

@graciemurphy981 4 жыл бұрын

If my parents took my on a caravan holiday I'd call childline 😂😂

@ddl8218 4 жыл бұрын

Saw Jimmy carr walking in Leicester Sq. just walking casually.

@PenisMcWhirtar 4 жыл бұрын

Saw him in the Pig and Whistle, Chelsea in the bogs having a piss. Interestingly, he's circumcised.

@ddl8218 4 жыл бұрын

@@PenisMcWhirtar is he now? That's interesting. Spread the word then eh!

@terratec1001 4 жыл бұрын

3:08 After "You can visit her... she's in hospital", you should've continued "...in the mortuary".

@jilliansmith7123 4 жыл бұрын

terratec1001: In the morgue? I think hospitals don't have "mortuaries."

@soiledhalo2296 4 жыл бұрын

@@jilliansmith7123 Some do.

@sweetlou5902 4 жыл бұрын

Come visit Canada Jimmy!

@josephinebellizzi1494 4 жыл бұрын

Keeping up appirance

@stevechristie2569 4 жыл бұрын

Tell me more

@TeeteringTod 4 жыл бұрын

jimmy is the best comedian Europe has to offer... shame.

@lazyjesus6573 4 жыл бұрын

TheChozen1 lol you’re eyes aren’t open very wide are they.

@GnosticAtheist 4 жыл бұрын

His a pop artist. A good one but still one of the standards. If you want actual stand ups you have to do what you have to do in any region of the world, hit the joints.

@jamesdale2572 4 жыл бұрын

2nd Russel howard is better

@8523wsxc 4 жыл бұрын

I really doubt you're able to assess that.

@mrs111198 4 жыл бұрын

@@lazyjesus6573 not as wide as TheChozen1's mum's legs

@Ludifant 4 жыл бұрын

Best way to start any sentence: ¨I am not being X, but...¨ I stopped somebody at a party going: ¨Not being racist, but...¨ I wasn´t interested in the rest. But is a word that´s worth watching. In this case somebody is trying to avoid a judgement, that he or she knows is justifiable. So.. Jimmy is a big throbbing snob, is my point.

@antoinettenovella1630 4 жыл бұрын

He may be a big (throbbing - how do you know that ;-)) snob but he is incredibly funny.

@hanzalaali9994 4 жыл бұрын

1980

@black76561 4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@joseluismariscalreyes7755 4 жыл бұрын

Vintage 10K Yellow Gold Filled White Sapphire Ring Wome...

@PoulJulle-wb9iu 4 жыл бұрын

my family was not "poor" as a child. my biggest wish was a camping wagon. we had one, great times

@yomumma7803 4 жыл бұрын

oooff, someone's triggered

@chrisjuice843 4 жыл бұрын

im sure i seen that older lady on the telly before. ?????????

@theoarmstrong7929 4 жыл бұрын

Chris Juice her name is prudence dence

@joseluismariscalreyes7755 4 жыл бұрын

Bid

@petersmitgary 4 жыл бұрын

The totty has nothing on Shane anyway.

@coolnameright7019 4 жыл бұрын

spose it depends on the guy fml

4 жыл бұрын

Damn Jimmy, I suppose 13k caravan holiday means I’m poor 😫

@antoinettenovella1630 4 жыл бұрын

13k Caravan holiday - that's just too damn decadent ;-P

4 жыл бұрын

@@antoinettenovella1630 im spoilt shit if im going to be honest. We spend around 24k a year on holidays. However, I ain't that sort of kid who is gonna rely on their parents income lmao. I'm going to be doing underwater welding shortly. I'll be starting off with 36k and shortly end up getting to 80k

@natl5692 4 жыл бұрын

Being snobbish Just means being British

@jilliansmith7123 4 жыл бұрын

Natacha 1: funny how much I just plain LIKED the British. Not snobbish to me, just polite and minded their own business. When we asked for info or help, we got it. What we could *not* get was decent toppings on a pizza. It looked like a round of baked dough that a hurricane had struck. A little red sauce remnants, a few fragments of some unidentifiable things, and the rest: just plain gone.

@based7900 4 жыл бұрын

Have you ever actually been to Britan lmao

@jilliansmith7123 4 жыл бұрын

Brandon: asking Natacha? 'Cause, yeah, I've been there. Loved it. Loved the people. Would go back eagerly if it weren't for the long plane flight.

@natl5692 4 жыл бұрын

I've been there So many times... It's just a tease we do to them It's a cliché, dude But it's true they could be quite very snobbish The cliché isn't born from nothing

@natl5692 4 жыл бұрын

Where are you from? 'cause pizza from the us... It' s not pizza... It's crazy I mean food from the US... Man... Don't start me on it...

@joseluismariscalreyes7755 4 жыл бұрын

Cause I win

@bananafishbones2007 4 жыл бұрын

I stumbled on to Jimmy Carr, thought he was an ass, but if you watch more of him, he's somewhat funny, I love when he heckles people. He's got great come backs

@sed8me69 4 жыл бұрын

There's that certain Billy Connolly level of, can talk to anyone in ones halarious yet terrible/vile/awesome manor . . . . Reckon Jimmy's well there. (People would likely get pi$$y if I said, well beyond, as it's the content not just C's, F's & metronome's....😉)

@jordg8843 4 жыл бұрын

Don’t get snobby with dobby 🧐

@respectfulgamer7232 4 жыл бұрын

gtfo

@jordg8843 4 жыл бұрын

Toxic Gamer Dobby can’t get the f out he’s stuck inside the KZfaq app 🤷🏻‍♂️ get help quick 🙃🧙‍♂️

@muttlee9195 2 жыл бұрын

Sky Vegas how sad

@okthen842 4 жыл бұрын

Jimmy dont be so snobbish and reply to my comment 😁😁👍

@thyenergiser6852 4 жыл бұрын

Bet he won't

@jacksteel5755 4 жыл бұрын

1st comment

@stewartboyle4910 4 жыл бұрын

Haha @jack steel nope

@mattkettell2365 4 жыл бұрын

*4th sorry

@lazyjesus6573 4 жыл бұрын

jack steel always click “newest first” before making that comment lol.

@tintin887 4 жыл бұрын

Hes ok..bit that laugh he makes..h h h haaa...dork

@antoinettenovella1630 4 жыл бұрын

Meh, I would rather be a millionaire dork than an insecure troll.

@tintin887 4 жыл бұрын

@@antoinettenovella1630 what makes you think im insecure lol

@Picnicl 4 жыл бұрын

What's the difference between Jimmy Carr and Alan Carr? Teeth tell you the truth, I'm not sure.

@NamberGuan 4 жыл бұрын

0:28 Is she really looking at her phone ? Wtf is wrong with people, at least she paid for the show I guess...

@bobcooper6528 4 жыл бұрын

horrible man

@antoinettenovella1630 4 жыл бұрын

Why do you think he is horrible? He often belittles himself as much as he does others. You can be easily triggered or find the humor in his comedy. The latter is the better option for the heart and soul. If his humor offends you, avoid it. Humor is subjective.

@borkair6581 4 жыл бұрын

no idea why anyone finds this guy funny

@xavichuvy9047 4 жыл бұрын

Wits.

@657111221 4 жыл бұрын

The use of laughter and audience tracks inserted in his shows is typical of most comedy on TV today. Mind control has been with us for a very long time so it's strange that the general public have no idea what is being done to them by the manipulators.

@davidjames7106 4 жыл бұрын

Alan Shadrake he’s in front of a live audience ffs, you can literally see them laughing.

@657111221 4 жыл бұрын

They also insert footage of audiences laughing, David. They are so slick at this it's hard to tell if it's real or fake. But look carefully and listen to the sudden, split-second bursts of laughter. Real audiences do not react in this way. Check the internet for similar comments from co-haters. And I know what I'm talking about. I'm a retired journalist and author and I wrote an investigative report for the Sunday Mirror long ago and spent hours in various TV studios talking to special effects people and watching various comedy shows. Google my name - you might be able to find it.

@davidjames7106 4 жыл бұрын

Alan Shadrake they might edit stuff for a better effect, but at the end of the day he’s a funny guy and people laugh at him when he’s live, he wouldn’t do it if all he heard was grasshoppers

@657111221 4 жыл бұрын

He does it for money David - and stashes it tax-free in off-shore bank accounts. That makes him a very funny tax-dodger - and has even made a joke about that. Canned laughter follows to make his fans think that's funny too.

@davidjames7106 4 жыл бұрын

Alan Shadrake it’s quite a tangent, but he followed some dodgy advice a decade ago like many people have done, no big deal he hasn’t been to jail. You should just come to terms with him being one of the top comedians of his generation.