Bert Kreischer 2 | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

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Theo Von

Theo Von

4 жыл бұрын

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Music
“Shine” - Bishop Gunn
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Audrey Hodge
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Ben Deignan
Ben in thar..
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Brandon Woolsey
Brian meek
Chad Kleier
Christopher Becking
Christopher Burton
Cody Anderson
Cody Kenyon
Crystal
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Dentist the menace
Dionne Enoch
Dusty Baker
Eric Tobey
Gillian Neale
Ginger Levesque
Greg Salazar
Gunt Squad Gary
J Garcia
Jamaica Taylor
James Briscoe
James Hunter
James Schneider
Jameson Flood
Jayme Sta
Jeremy Weiner
Joaquin Rodriguez
Joe Dunn
Joey Piemonte
Jon Blowers
Jon Ross
Jordan
Josh Nemeyer
Joy Hammonds
Julie Ogden
Justin Doerr
Kevtron
Kyle Baker
Kyle McGreevy
Lacey Ann
Lawrence Abinosa
Lea Rashka
Leighton Fields
LJ
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Madeline Matthews
Matt Nichols
Mike Mikocic
Mike Nucci
Miles Sadler
Mona McCune
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Raye Vella
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Ruben Prado
Ryan Hawkins
Sagar Jha
Scott Turnbull
Shane Pacheco
Shona MacArthur
Stephen Trottier
Suzanne O'Reilly
Tanner Marvel
Taryn Feingold
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@TheoVon
@TheoVon 3 жыл бұрын
Be good to yourself, you deserve it. bit.ly/theo-von
@connorhiggins170
@connorhiggins170 3 жыл бұрын
GangGang
@jonasking7553
@jonasking7553 3 жыл бұрын
Theo Von looks like the kind of guy to comment on his own video 8 months later.
@UndoingRuin08
@UndoingRuin08 3 жыл бұрын
Keep up the grind man
@Seatowntony206
@Seatowntony206 3 жыл бұрын
@@jonasking7553 I'm dead af he just IS that guy to comment on his own video 8 months later AND to tag his KZfaq page you're already on😂😂😂
@Drippinonthedroop
@Drippinonthedroop 3 жыл бұрын
There is no proof in the pudding
@ryan6689
@ryan6689 4 жыл бұрын
This looks like a foster kid meeting his biological uncle
@marcus2665
@marcus2665 4 жыл бұрын
Amazing
@hearddevin76
@hearddevin76 4 жыл бұрын
😂
@carlor.7416
@carlor.7416 4 жыл бұрын
Really good one! 😂👌
@oo3160
@oo3160 4 жыл бұрын
Looks like forest gumps brother
@noneyaxbidness
@noneyaxbidness 4 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha that’s so funny omg
@schoooooles
@schoooooles 4 жыл бұрын
Bort looks like the first beaver to evolve into a human 50 years ago
@andrewjackson9948
@andrewjackson9948 4 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment. Fuck my life I'm dying
@yogavixen5587
@yogavixen5587 4 жыл бұрын
David Shelley fiurigodyyirgoxgizfzoyđydòdfd
@stephen_jc
@stephen_jc 4 жыл бұрын
Man I almost choked cuz of this comment
@forexalised9053
@forexalised9053 4 жыл бұрын
"Bort" I exhaled from my nose in fast burst.
@randomdude189
@randomdude189 4 жыл бұрын
Attempting to make a really human looking orc in world of Warcraft
@HandsumGeniuses
@HandsumGeniuses 4 жыл бұрын
"gin and tonics are beautiful" theo: whats in em?
@isaacbarrera8336
@isaacbarrera8336 4 жыл бұрын
Surprised he didn't catch that 😂
@joshkunua8368
@joshkunua8368 2 жыл бұрын
Love when Theo breaks into a story “we had this one guy…”
@junebug313
@junebug313 2 жыл бұрын
We had a guyyyyy
@kylieshaye6562
@kylieshaye6562 11 ай бұрын
But he's passed away because he did drugs and drove into an embankment unfortunately
@contraslaps
@contraslaps 4 жыл бұрын
Bert: "I love turning my phone off these days." Also Bert: "I've never turned my phone off."
@rudidl19
@rudidl19 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah wtf?
@JoeSkutnik
@JoeSkutnik 4 жыл бұрын
@@nitricpumps But is also genuinely a marketing / comedic genius. Kind of weird but just the cards dealt.
@FlyAwayBagel
@FlyAwayBagel 4 жыл бұрын
I scrolled down just to make that comment... wtf burnt
@bradsully6620
@bradsully6620 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah and dont forget hes a raging alcoholic.
@blakestallings9251
@blakestallings9251 4 жыл бұрын
Compulsive liar
@justinbowen3387
@justinbowen3387 4 жыл бұрын
Theo is looking extra aerodynamic today.
@terrybeckwith6913
@terrybeckwith6913 4 жыл бұрын
Looks like he's done some heavy feathering...
@durtykimmi9579
@durtykimmi9579 4 жыл бұрын
That dutch hitta bruh
@brandonfranzen5191
@brandonfranzen5191 4 жыл бұрын
Looking like a 40 year old 10 year old
@motiman2466
@motiman2466 4 жыл бұрын
Looking Dutch
@gnarlyshark42
@gnarlyshark42 4 жыл бұрын
Agree
@peso1396
@peso1396 4 жыл бұрын
Theo's entire childhood memories involve embankments.
@jessicawilkins9199
@jessicawilkins9199 4 жыл бұрын
He was probably rammed by an embankment
@giggityeffyou
@giggityeffyou 4 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ Jessica! Wasn't expecting to see that comment from your username
@johnsoutullo8329
@johnsoutullo8329 4 жыл бұрын
Well... LA dies have alot of embankments...LOL
@aaronlong8199
@aaronlong8199 4 жыл бұрын
RIP Billy Conforto...
@mikeo759
@mikeo759 4 жыл бұрын
I hit an embankment with my car and it flipped. Don't recommend.
@jsp7218
@jsp7218 4 жыл бұрын
The fact that Theo only has one special is crazy. He's naturally the funniest guy in comedy today
@ryanstoyles7611
@ryanstoyles7611 4 жыл бұрын
yeah dark arts tour special will be THE FUCKING FIRE OF THE FUCKING HOTTEST FIRE TO EVER DROP ON WHATEVER NETWORK IT DOES
@part2624
@part2624 4 жыл бұрын
he does adult comedy
@robertcampbell6
@robertcampbell6 2 жыл бұрын
Because he refuses to take the dark path.. like some people, im looking at you Kevin Hart.
@NickB-md1oy
@NickB-md1oy 2 жыл бұрын
@@robertcampbell6 idk man. A path is a path. Success is success. Kevin hasn’t hurt anybody as I know
@Rick_James
@Rick_James 2 жыл бұрын
Well shit. Seeing this a year late after his new special proves this wasn’t a true comment
@joshw1242
@joshw1242 4 жыл бұрын
“I met Arnold” “from Hey Arnold?!” Lmao
@BaldCape9
@BaldCape9 4 жыл бұрын
Theo really on some other shit lol
@jrarks
@jrarks 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 fuck that was gold
@mizizzy993
@mizizzy993 4 жыл бұрын
Bert cocked his head like wtf? 😂😂😂
@susie7336
@susie7336 4 жыл бұрын
Josh W ONLY THEO! 💕
@seven0hhsavage
@seven0hhsavage 4 жыл бұрын
Wow this cracked me the fuck up 😂😂😂😂
@laxmannate07
@laxmannate07 4 жыл бұрын
Bert: "I love turning my phone of these days" Bert: "I don't know how to turn my phone off"
@HansBelphegor
@HansBelphegor 2 жыл бұрын
Also Bert: "I've never turned my phone off before"
@QuintFromJawsComedy
@QuintFromJawsComedy 4 жыл бұрын
"I met Arnold the other day" "Oh you mean from 'Hey Arnold?" "No" "you mean like Arnold Palmer" bruh I actually spit my coffee out.
@RackEmRack
@RackEmRack Жыл бұрын
Me too. I had headphones in so I broke the quiet with obnoxious laughter
@tylerpersaud7481
@tylerpersaud7481 4 жыл бұрын
Bert: "I met Arnold one time" Theo: " You did? From Hey, Arnold"? LOL!!!
@Kirillpistov
@Kirillpistov 4 жыл бұрын
did anyone else notice at Bert at 20:00 lol Nick scares the shit out of him hahaha
@mr.e5960
@mr.e5960 4 жыл бұрын
Yes! Too damn funny. He was lookin' around like, "Holy shit! How'd ya get in here?"
@AlexanderLorenzoVideo
@AlexanderLorenzoVideo 4 жыл бұрын
It’s really an unnecessary contribution anyways. Let the comedians handle the comedy podcast.
@rideronthestorm_
@rideronthestorm_ 4 жыл бұрын
Duuuude hahaha. I thought maybe cuz of the headphones but they aren't wearing any. Not sure how it scared him
@vicaldama9314
@vicaldama9314 4 жыл бұрын
Good pick up ! hella funny
@usingbothsidesofmybrain9930
@usingbothsidesofmybrain9930 4 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@pentecost5499
@pentecost5499 4 жыл бұрын
Bert looks like he is Theo's manager. But Theo is a pony league slow pitch softball player in rural areas of Pennsylvania.
@sammyviti5510
@sammyviti5510 4 жыл бұрын
Percival on Meth
@alexanderrose1071
@alexanderrose1071 4 жыл бұрын
Sammy Viti come on, its rural Pennsylvania. They’re on opioids.
@justind4763
@justind4763 4 жыл бұрын
lmao
@sammyviti5510
@sammyviti5510 4 жыл бұрын
Alexander Rose lmao sad actually but true
@HolyChaoMu
@HolyChaoMu 4 жыл бұрын
Bert Kreischer looks like Danny McBride's lost brother on Eastbound and Down.
@scottstevenson8849
@scottstevenson8849 2 жыл бұрын
I fell into a rabbit hole of KZfaq videos and stumbled across these pod casts. I listen to them while I'm driving my truck and I'm cracking up. Keep up the good work Theo. Love from UK 🇬🇧
@sigurdrobertsson2231
@sigurdrobertsson2231 Жыл бұрын
I'd not call this much of a rabbit hole. Surface level really
@revvs4111
@revvs4111 Жыл бұрын
these podcasts are a great thing to listen to on the road brother. glad you found them👍🏼
@71sc502
@71sc502 Жыл бұрын
When he said "he's got such a holocaust body" I almost crashed
@sol-leks6122
@sol-leks6122 9 ай бұрын
​@@71sc502 That's why I can't listen to them while driving.
@Allagi22
@Allagi22 4 жыл бұрын
Bert: "We moved out of that neighborhood a month later" Theo: "Why because people were using the N word?" Bert: "Oh that was the least of it, we lit a kid on fire..." *Yep, that sounds like Florida*
@xboutdattime89
@xboutdattime89 4 жыл бұрын
As a current resident I can verify this statement
@andremaines
@andremaines 4 жыл бұрын
You should read the book Tangerine. It really captures the feeling of what it's like to grow up in Florida
@sweetwaterbadrap7443
@sweetwaterbadrap7443 4 жыл бұрын
@@andremaines everytime I read that book it gives me flashbacks of spraying paint into neighborhood kids eyes, and my day is instantly better
@dylanlongwell1826
@dylanlongwell1826 4 жыл бұрын
“I love turning my phone off these days” proceeds to not know how to turn his phone off and says he has never turned his phone off.
@Brettsparadox
@Brettsparadox 4 жыл бұрын
haha that cracked me up
@jakew5760
@jakew5760 4 жыл бұрын
everyone has that friend who talks just to talk
@girlfriend3515
@girlfriend3515 4 жыл бұрын
You caught that to!! Hahaha
@lostwithdan4331
@lostwithdan4331 4 жыл бұрын
@@jakew5760 you mean a lier?
@MCandela922
@MCandela922 4 жыл бұрын
That pretty much explains Bert haha.
@Barry-Sweaty
@Barry-Sweaty 4 жыл бұрын
Burnt Chrysler looks like a Golden Corral manager
@Heatnation712
@Heatnation712 4 жыл бұрын
layton hansen Burger King manager after being a assistant manager for years
@user-ip6zn1io5w
@user-ip6zn1io5w 4 жыл бұрын
@David McCarthy What skeletons? I'm curious.
@Pissnglass
@Pissnglass 4 жыл бұрын
Claim to fame at the ‘rral prime rib slice master
@Barry-Sweaty
@Barry-Sweaty 4 жыл бұрын
Alexander Teso Hahahahahaha, perfect
@user-ip6zn1io5w
@user-ip6zn1io5w 4 жыл бұрын
@David McCarthy I genuinely am curious as to what skeletons he has in his closet.
@southerncalifornia42
@southerncalifornia42 4 жыл бұрын
“What kind of gay dude wears knee pads?”- Bert “A backup gay dude” - Theo hahaha
@anttr4601
@anttr4601 4 жыл бұрын
Government: "we need to practice social distancing" Bert: wear my hat
@62squad
@62squad 4 жыл бұрын
Fuck the state
@ohoward512
@ohoward512 4 жыл бұрын
Theo dressed like an assistant manager at a pitcher's mound
@chriskyle9713
@chriskyle9713 4 жыл бұрын
Bert looks like the mound
@Duffington
@Duffington 4 жыл бұрын
i hope bryan callen is staying safe during the virus scare. senior citizens are most at risk
@skepsisrollins1711
@skepsisrollins1711 4 жыл бұрын
@@KZ_MMA_ Bit killer Kevin over here. get the virus and breathe a little
@bsx132
@bsx132 4 жыл бұрын
@@KZ_MMA_ Still believing he's racist? Aren't you supposed to be open and inclusive to everyone?
@smokedoutpositivesquad9463
@smokedoutpositivesquad9463 4 жыл бұрын
Damon Driver you mean the klan?
@OutlandishOW
@OutlandishOW 4 жыл бұрын
E Z boarders? Like skateboarders or snowboarders? Try learning English before forming complex political opinions pretty please
@jbird3
@jbird3 4 жыл бұрын
Duffington quality
@jameypuccio858
@jameypuccio858 4 жыл бұрын
“How do you beat up Bobby Lee 3 times and then go and beat him up one more time?” That made me laugh so hard especially because I was trying really hard to be quiet at 3 a.m.
@KnownProphet
@KnownProphet 4 жыл бұрын
jamey puccio weird lol I just found myself on the exact same situation at the exact same time tonight 🤣🤷‍♂️
@lovejune2255
@lovejune2255 4 жыл бұрын
Oh shit 3am now boys and we just getting started gang gang
@tylerspragg9813
@tylerspragg9813 4 жыл бұрын
Lol Jamey likes the good podcasts 😝
@RealElongatedMuskrat
@RealElongatedMuskrat 4 жыл бұрын
Did the same thing, paused it and fell asleep, now we back at it at a human hour.
@ecksfactor
@ecksfactor 2 жыл бұрын
I read this comment right when the line was said....lmao
@imagino0010
@imagino0010 4 жыл бұрын
58:55 “ I feel like I am in a little apartment” the way this guys mind thinks is hilarious, even more hilarious is the way that he says it.😆
@SoCalhoun97
@SoCalhoun97 4 жыл бұрын
Theo looks like hes always searching for something in his pockets
@robstark3464
@robstark3464 4 жыл бұрын
Taint injury gang bruh
@MachSea
@MachSea 4 жыл бұрын
That pocket hittah, bbooiiii
@renewillard777
@renewillard777 4 жыл бұрын
Facts
@japiro14
@japiro14 4 жыл бұрын
Playing with the D
@jessepinkston2976
@jessepinkston2976 4 жыл бұрын
Bert “i have a joke in my special” Kreischer.
@kingbacon10
@kingbacon10 4 жыл бұрын
the fact that Bert asked his kids to tell the midget joke in front of Brad Williams is hilarious
@dougferguson6876
@dougferguson6876 4 жыл бұрын
"I don't say it first" one of the funniest things ever recorded.
@Creativefunnyname
@Creativefunnyname 4 жыл бұрын
Bert: I met Arnold one time Theo: Like from "Hey Arnold"?
@DiegsFCB
@DiegsFCB 4 жыл бұрын
Creativefunnyname dude, I almost spit my coffee out. His arsenal is deep daddy!
@chasesams653
@chasesams653 4 жыл бұрын
If the apocalypse does happen I hope these two still get together for some apocalypse radio like on fallout.
@boofert.washington2499
@boofert.washington2499 4 жыл бұрын
I didn't think you know what apocalypse means.
@chasesams653
@chasesams653 4 жыл бұрын
@@boofert.washington2499 I dont think you know what a joke is
@MachSea
@MachSea 4 жыл бұрын
@@chasesams653 I don't think
@fatmunch6318
@fatmunch6318 4 жыл бұрын
We could add Tom for two bears one rat
@Petra999
@Petra999 2 жыл бұрын
@@MachSea I don't
@Sprite_525
@Sprite_525 4 жыл бұрын
*_Theo_* : “ I built a little clay ship for my girl .” *_Bert_* : “I made a MIXTAPE for mine !” *_Theo_* : “Uh, a SHIP is definitely harder.” 😂
@emptyscience
@emptyscience 4 жыл бұрын
world 2020 : Coronavirus Theo : Grey block pizza
@ianape5124
@ianape5124 4 жыл бұрын
Get that hitter
@10Hammers
@10Hammers 4 жыл бұрын
Swamp daddy lookin particularly feral this episode. 😜
@shlongtoss
@shlongtoss 4 жыл бұрын
these guys are hilarious together
@mattd8195
@mattd8195 4 жыл бұрын
Damn these two comedy kings made an 2 hour podcast seem like 5 minutes was seriously laughing the whole time!!!
@jf5618
@jf5618 4 жыл бұрын
13:55 Theo busts a great joke and it gets whiffed!! “What? You’re Dad fought em?” 🤣🤣🤣
@omarjimenez4448
@omarjimenez4448 4 жыл бұрын
Theo Von looks like the French Kenny Powers
@danielarriaga162
@danielarriaga162 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@thefireflycaravan6529
@thefireflycaravan6529 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao so accurate
@ThreeSixFive
@ThreeSixFive 4 жыл бұрын
Omar Jimenez kenye powoos?
@driftkingzgtr
@driftkingzgtr 4 жыл бұрын
R.I.P. Kenny Rogers
@tickleme_tyty727
@tickleme_tyty727 4 жыл бұрын
Damn bro that's it
@blakejones6648
@blakejones6648 4 жыл бұрын
So "embankment" is to Theo as "chimp" is to Rogan. Just making astute observations.
@jarodandrews7425
@jarodandrews7425 4 жыл бұрын
Blake Jones very good, you are learning well
@andrewjackson9948
@andrewjackson9948 4 жыл бұрын
It's the biggest word he knows and he will be damned if he doesnt use it as often as possible
@claudioortiz5830
@claudioortiz5830 4 жыл бұрын
This made my 2nd quarantine night here in Chile. Crazy times. Gang.
@Copt774
@Copt774 2 жыл бұрын
Theo actually like a philosopher when he said that theres always anger from previous generations. Deep cut!
@YaBoys
@YaBoys 4 жыл бұрын
Classic when Nick chimes in at the 20:00 minute mark and you can see how badly it scares Bert! Like he was surprised Nick could actually speak!
@TKO593
@TKO593 4 жыл бұрын
Bert thinks encyclopedias are lists of animals in alphabetical order.
@drleonardchurcht7562
@drleonardchurcht7562 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂💀
@jordanrobinson6452
@jordanrobinson6452 4 жыл бұрын
When Bert said “ I cried so hard” and Theo immediately sings it back in the tune of bone thugs and Akon’s “I tried”. Died.
@Freddy_v
@Freddy_v 4 жыл бұрын
There’s so much mutual respect and love between these 2. I’d be lying if i didn’t say this one got me to tears in those small moments of recognizing each other’s craft. Love you both. Thank you for the joy you bring us all. Gang shit😭❤️🙏🏼
@witchking6787
@witchking6787 4 жыл бұрын
2:41 "Lemme turn my phone off. I looooooooove turning my phone off these days." 3:01 "I don't know how to turn my phone off. I've never turned it off." WHICH IS IT BJORK????
@TheSaringe
@TheSaringe 4 жыл бұрын
“It’s a shop where you can get that pie boiii”.
@Alexander1107Lopez
@Alexander1107Lopez 10 ай бұрын
“I met Arnold one time” “You did from Hey Arnold?” 😂😂😂
@amberwecht4143
@amberwecht4143 7 ай бұрын
Theo is so naturally hilarious, like he says something and everyone is cracking up and he's just like "what's so funny man?" It's brilliant!
@SCUFFEDAUSSIE
@SCUFFEDAUSSIE 4 жыл бұрын
Theo gets all sad and goes "oh he died of cocaine?" Bert starts losing his shit 😂 no that's Len bias
@saulhernandez7277
@saulhernandez7277 4 жыл бұрын
Brock can you mark the time?
@SCUFFEDAUSSIE
@SCUFFEDAUSSIE 4 жыл бұрын
@@saulhernandez7277 lol
@ethanp9068
@ethanp9068 4 жыл бұрын
Saul Hernandez its legit 2 and a half mins in
@SCUFFEDAUSSIE
@SCUFFEDAUSSIE 4 жыл бұрын
@@ethanp9068 I think they were trying to be funny
@steve8234
@steve8234 4 жыл бұрын
"Yeah but the N word man, it will fly out of you." -Theo Von
@SugarBlueEyes
@SugarBlueEyes 9 ай бұрын
I love how Theo just lets Bert talk and Bert genuinely compliments him and Theo is grateful like it doesn't happen often. Love them both not only as comedians but also their personalities. Glad they both have podcasts. Both are great to watch. ❤❤
@thebeefmonsters
@thebeefmonsters 4 жыл бұрын
“I love turning my phone off these days” 30 seconds later “I’ve never turned off my phone”
@maruzencentral
@maruzencentral 4 жыл бұрын
If Bert released the podcast of Ari dosing him it would probably be one of the most viewed Bert videos
@psyifinotic
@psyifinotic 4 жыл бұрын
maybe, not a lot of us fuck with ari anymore lol we’ve always known he was a creep
@thepersonwithaface45
@thepersonwithaface45 4 жыл бұрын
@@psyifinotic We?
@fatwhiteguy795
@fatwhiteguy795 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, "we" as in humanity I think. Based on my personal experiences (though my social circle is definitely not a great sample group) people are not cool with what he did or his response. Posting this because social distancing has me stir crazy lol. Take it for what it is.
@thepersonwithaface45
@thepersonwithaface45 4 жыл бұрын
@@fatwhiteguy795 If they're good friends and love each other now then who are we to judge
@fatwhiteguy795
@fatwhiteguy795 4 жыл бұрын
@thepersonwithaface45 I'm not passing judgement on whether or not these two should be friends. I'm just saying that @Psyifinotic has a point. As consumers, and participants in the social contract, a large number of us are choosing not to support someone who would drug someone without their knowledge or consent in response to an imagine insult. He felt socially pressured to participate in sober October (which was in no way mandatory), and in response gave his supposed friend a drug which he had never before consumed and which can cause serious side effects, including brain damage and death (though it's true that proper air conditioning and hydration all but negate the chance of ill effects). If Bert wants to forgive and forget that's great, but many of us (or "we") will not continue making Ari wealthy when he's willing to behave in this way, especially when he's unapologetic.
@pennysimmons841
@pennysimmons841 4 жыл бұрын
You guys are just funny to all . I’m a 53 yr old stay at home wife who loves you both I was in Vegas to see Burt I spend a good part of my day listening to you both and watching Frankensteins Lab. My Husband is a corporate VP and he loves it when I laugh and it’s always you guys!
@aliviabliss6936
@aliviabliss6936 11 ай бұрын
Theo and Bert talking about how good gin and tonics are and Theo coming in with the "whats in em??" question is sending me 😂
@kaitlynmrasak
@kaitlynmrasak 4 жыл бұрын
Theo is so cute asking if its nice to be married.
@ethansuarez6951
@ethansuarez6951 4 жыл бұрын
Such a great episode! Keep putting out that fire during these tough times Theo & Nick!
@cindymoon7829
@cindymoon7829 4 жыл бұрын
Bert's special was awesome. So happy to see ya'll still putting out content. This has been a dark week, it's nice to have something at the end of the day that makes us laugh a little.
@EARTHBOUND806
@EARTHBOUND806 Жыл бұрын
Dude, Burts laughter is so pure. I can't help cracking up when he cracks
@gratzy1989
@gratzy1989 2 жыл бұрын
I am so happy that you are doing this, I was hopping for you to do this podcast, it is unreal funny🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻
@robertcoffey9609
@robertcoffey9609 4 жыл бұрын
Really Great Episode from Theo & Bert. I think they have a lot of chemistry & mesh well & how they bounce each other’s jokes. You can tell they generally like to hang out together.
@donniefights5668
@donniefights5668 4 жыл бұрын
Theo’s reaction to the period party is so genuine
@maann89
@maann89 3 жыл бұрын
There is no one like Theo , "I have hip dysplasia like an Australian shepherd"
@contentcop
@contentcop 4 жыл бұрын
Bert makes everyone feels normal lmao
@JuanGarcia-tb7ph
@JuanGarcia-tb7ph 4 жыл бұрын
I love how much Theo is feeling that “$240 worth of pudding skit”
@acdvfb
@acdvfb 4 жыл бұрын
"The tannins and stuff from the oak gets into your gills." - Rat King musing regarding Bert puking up an IPA lol
@richkrupansky1339
@richkrupansky1339 4 жыл бұрын
Bert this special was your best by far. I was waking up my family laughing so hard out loud with the gun bit
@Juskle7
@Juskle7 4 жыл бұрын
Theo is slowly morphing into Patrick Swayze circa Road House. Maybe a reboot with him would be good.
@cosmicpunk8455
@cosmicpunk8455 4 жыл бұрын
Happy 40th Birthday, Theo!!! Much love, brother! You are highly appreciated!
@asandyloves
@asandyloves 3 жыл бұрын
"When Georgia had her period she was a nightmeer" 🤣🤣 43:15
@RANDOMhandleBM
@RANDOMhandleBM 10 ай бұрын
Listening to bert and theo is how i be good to myself.
@rawspace1212
@rawspace1212 2 жыл бұрын
1:34 Such a genuine laugh Von brought out of him. Made me laugh 🤣
@Swoozy724
@Swoozy724 4 жыл бұрын
Bland Chrysanthemums looks like a mechanic that breaks stuff on your car when you take it in for an oil change and then says “yeah we found some more problems”
@ezrabrewer294
@ezrabrewer294 4 жыл бұрын
Got to love when someone starts promoting. Every podcast I listen to, Bert is the guest this week
@idrizzt1
@idrizzt1 4 жыл бұрын
Hey Bert, I did watch your special back to back and after you and Theo I’m going to watch both of them again. Gratz on the special (so much funny).
@s2ci316
@s2ci316 4 жыл бұрын
"alleged magician" hahahahhahaa please dont change theo!!
@saljay2807
@saljay2807 4 жыл бұрын
Hey, just want to say to Theo that your standup is absolutely amazing, watched with 10 of my friends and we were laughing so hard we were crying. I first got to know you from your standup. Alot of your jokes have stayed with me, and am reminded everytime i hear the name dennys, mississipi, youre opening line. Amazing stand up, hopefully you put out more. From canada via Albania with love.
@Kn0x22
@Kn0x22 4 жыл бұрын
Bert thought "Secret Time" sucked? i was literally crying laughing at some parts of that special lol
@DepthFromAbove
@DepthFromAbove 4 жыл бұрын
Strange. Secret Time was so much better than Big Boi or whatever it’s called.
@DonHorvathIII
@DonHorvathIII 4 жыл бұрын
I feel like they kinda just grazed over the fact that Bert said "we lit a kid on fire"
@davidbushnell1881
@davidbushnell1881 4 жыл бұрын
Thank God for this podcast bored as hell quarantine
@mechanikjoe
@mechanikjoe 4 жыл бұрын
Theo saying Manut Bol was built like Slenderman just about made me spit out my coffee lol DED
@CezaMVO
@CezaMVO 4 жыл бұрын
Out of all the podcast, the guests are always the best when the come on with Theo. They always have a good back and forth, and it's even better when they dont know theo or understand his humor. Theo is just the best.
@desireboudoirphotography
@desireboudoirphotography 3 жыл бұрын
I loveeeee when Bert says, "this may not be 100% true."
@MrDannyLaRusso
@MrDannyLaRusso 4 жыл бұрын
Whoa.. Theo's rockin that Pittsburgh hitter... Do it playa!
@konnorspencer902
@konnorspencer902 4 жыл бұрын
Theo's "OH MY GOD MAN WHAT IS GOING ON" is me all the time
@denisemarie7991
@denisemarie7991 2 жыл бұрын
Me all the time: OH MY GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE
@gracewhite9827
@gracewhite9827 4 жыл бұрын
this type of promotion really works. paused the podcast halfway through to go watch the special and it was so funny
@kaylajayne6424
@kaylajayne6424 4 жыл бұрын
Always happy for a new this past weekend. Keep killing it Theo ❤️
@Kayotik96
@Kayotik96 3 жыл бұрын
Bert really just said everything he said on the 1st ep he was on lol
@PuffyHighs
@PuffyHighs 4 жыл бұрын
10 minuttes in and i have laughed harder than 3 years of The fighter and the kid.
@Onnnit1
@Onnnit1 4 жыл бұрын
Bert has so many eye opening...Mind Blowing....inspirational.... existential...reality inducing experiences.🤯
@Darjan_Spasojevic
@Darjan_Spasojevic Жыл бұрын
My man Theo looking like a son of a moonshiner
@330fatboyjfin4
@330fatboyjfin4 4 жыл бұрын
Dude that Hey Big Boy special was funny as hell I have seen it twice already it's only Thursday it came out Tuesday
@amandamarie740
@amandamarie740 3 жыл бұрын
I love how sincere Bert is and how genuinely happy he is for Theo and how much he loves his humor and content. Him telling the story about remembering when he realized how funny Theo is and loving his special was so nice and cool to hear. I love hearing comedians rooting for each other and hearing them talk about "the good ole days." I also think he sounds like such a fun dad. His girls are lucky during this quarantine lol
@katdog760
@katdog760 2 жыл бұрын
Bert acting out Theo's lady friend was killer. 🤣
@emclovin6962
@emclovin6962 2 жыл бұрын
i wish i started listening to this podcast way sooner. also my friends and i used to all say “gang gang” back in high school lol so it always brings back good memories
@Vekenstein
@Vekenstein 4 жыл бұрын
Bert - “i looove turning off my phone these days” Bert - 1 minute later - “idk how to turn an iphone off. I’ve never turned it off” 😂
@bradensaba22
@bradensaba22 4 жыл бұрын
1:10:55 “a boat’s harder” killed me
@kenrhyne8672
@kenrhyne8672 3 жыл бұрын
Love your guys chemistry, I see a show in your guy's future. Love the show, I'm glad I found it.
@AlIegory
@AlIegory Жыл бұрын
I love turning me phone off these days..... 5 seconds later I've never turned my phone off...
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