The bleeped out name is Isreal Adesanya if anybody was wondering. Bert already told this story with the name on other pods lol

Every day is Bert’s first day back drinking.

Bro since he stopped drinking his mind is firing at 150%. Lol I've experienced this so I know. He's experiencing hanging out for the first time in a while sober and he loves it.

Lmao i could see izzy and jake doing coke all day every day😂😂😂

They censor Izzy's name and then Bert tells a story that he's told before giving away who it was 🤣

This episode is amazing so far!

Best episode with Bert 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

I had my shirt off before this podcast auto played and it’s such a vibe that they do too

This is slowly becoming my favorite pod

Yo i am about to start watching more of your podcasts. I also really love bert. W episode

loved this pod

Best episode so far!

This is the best b/s episode out yet!!

"It's called a choir" is legit the funniest thing Bernt's ever said.

36:53 this is me everyday 😭 I don’t know what I’m supposed to be doing when I’m not working 😖

Great show and thanks for the shout out.. I enjoy your podcasts keep on keeping on and Up With the JONESES..My Friends.. You guts would be fun too hang out with!

This is best so far :D

Good podcast y’all flow good

This was probably my favorite one

🎯 Key Takeaways for quick navigation: 00:00 🥴 *Bert Kreischer discusses wild stories and provocative topics, including butt chugging and unique drinking rituals during college.* 00:46 🎥 *While filming in Serbia, Bert recalls feeling depressed during a trip, juxtaposing his experience with the flashy lifestyle of others.* 01:41 🍹 *Bert discusses his sobriety journey, embracing a period of not drinking, following a ketogenic diet, and the challenges of alcohol moderation.* 02:09 🤔 *Exploring unconventional drinking methods, Bert talks about "butt chugging" and its potential risks.* 03:31 🤷‍♂️ *Bert reflects humorously on past experiences that might have raised eyebrows, showcasing his wild college years and storytelling to his daughters.* 05:20 😴 *Sharing a humorous stereotype, Bert discusses his observation about people's ability to fall asleep easily, invoking some light-hearted humor around it.* 07:13 🍺 *Bert elaborates on his relationship with alcohol, sharing insights into his impulses and occasional struggles without identifying as a strict alcoholic.* 10:28 🥊 *Recounting moments where he thought Joe Rogan might physically confront him due to some of Bert's bold statements and behavior.* 13:00 💬 *Bert dives into how he sometimes speaks before thinking, driven by a comedian's goal to entertain rather than prove himself.* 15:04 🍻 *Emphasizing the thrill of "bro energy" at events like Beer Olympics and Fight Club, Bert highlights the intense, energetic camaraderie found in such gatherings.* 16:39 🍺 *Bert Kreischer describes athletes hitting "let's go" mode, citing an NFL player drinking beer rapidly and the intense energy around competitive drinking events.* 17:32 🏊‍♂️ *Drinking events escalate to pool antics, including playful fighting and a humorous incident involving Michael Chandler and a poolside encounter.* 18:00 🍻 *Recounts a wild event involving Bros and beer, highlighting the camaraderie and fun without judgment or reservation.* 19:39 👗 *Expresses a desire to wear women's clothing like a dress freely, linking it to a sense of liberation and comfort.* 20:21 🩲 *Embraces the freedom of not wearing underwear and discusses the initial adjustment to this choice.* 21:18 🤪 *Recalls a comedic and lighthearted mood before a podcast episode, attributing it to a playful and carefree attitude.* 22:16 📝 *Shares playful antics involving asking for numbers from girls in cars during teenage years to create humorous moments.* 23:39 🏋️‍♂️ *Discusses the perceived increase in penis size after weight loss, connecting weight loss to physical changes.* 24:36 🚽 *Insights into bathroom cleanliness issues related to the inability to see the direction of pee flow, referencing wearing a fat suit.* 25:17 🛫 *Describes a heightened sex drive during flights due to altitude effects and a humorous encounter on a plane.* 26:39 😢 *Discusses past emotional vulnerability on podcasts and the decision to restrain emotions due to feeling overexposed.* 28:03 🐊 *Connects phobias and fears to growing up in Florida, referencing traumatic events and the environment.* 30:10 💀 *Expresses a nihilistic view of mutual destruction as a preferable end over individual death, rooted in a fear of dying.* 32:27 🧬 *Discusses advancements in biotechnology and wealthy people's pursuit of immortality, contrasting a desire for a limited lifespan.* 34:07 🤔 *Bert reflects on the fleeting nature of life, realizing its inevitable end for everyone.* 35:02 🩺 *Bert shares a humorous moment about finding objects during his colonoscopy and the benign polyps discovered.* 36:37 📺 *Wondering about the lives of regular people, Bert ponders how they spend their free time outside of work.* 38:17 😂 *Bert and friends share a quirky discussion about the videos they find entertaining, from boat crashes to haircuts.* 39:28 🪂 *Reflecting on a friend's near-death experience while base jumping, Bert discusses the assurance certain extreme activities carry regarding one's death.* 40:14 🙊 *Bert humorously recalls an embarrassing moment during intimacy and the unexpected response he received.* 46:58 🚀 *Encouraged by mentors, Bert shares his journey from a lucky break in Rolling Stone to embracing opportunities and hustling in his career.* 48:51 🌟 *Bert's realization about being "undeniable" in his career and the liberating feeling it brings.* 50:12 🎉 *Bert recounts hitting rock bottom during a period of intense partying, drug use, and personal turmoil.* 51:35 🎤 *Bert Kreischer recalls hitting rock bottom when his Showtime special, "The Machine," flopped, marking the lowest watched Showtime special at the time.* 52:04 💻 *The internet's opposite reaction: Bert discovered the internet's response to his shirtless comedy differed from TV; online, people stuck around longer despite initial surprise.* 53:02 🤝 *Bert's friend's higher earnings revealed a stark realization of his standing in the entertainment industry, leading to a humbling moment and a determination to rebuild his career.* 54:10 📺 *Bert's interest in "Hot Ones" led him to connect with Sean Evans, subsequently recommending top comedians for the show, including Joey Diaz and Tom Segura.* 55:36 🎪 *Disappointed by a festival's treatment, Bert decided to create his own festival, "Fully Loaded," as a response, aiming for a self-driven venture and creative control.* 56:19 🍻 *Bert's playful banter includes invitations to Arnold Schwarzenegger and his willingness to enjoy a wild time, like "anal chugging" at a Beer Olympics, sharing a lighthearted side.* 57:29 🍺 *Bert's daughters, humorous and protective, impose restrictions on his interactions, notably prohibiting him from drinking with Jake Paul during the podcast.* 58:37 🤔 *Bert delves into the impact of decisions made in youth, comparing his career choices to his daughters' exposure, revealing humorous yet revealing anecdotes about his daughters' privacy.* 01:00:14 🩸 *A candid conversation about menstruation between Bert and Jake emerges, highlighting a humorous yet informative exchange about women's experiences with periods and tampons.* 01:06:25 💭 *Bert's preference for female employees while enjoying "bro" energy at events is discussed, touching on perceptions of cancel culture and the value of a more limited digital footprint.* 01:08:30 🎤 *Bert Kreischer shares how a single clippable moment can attract listeners to a podcast, like his experience with the Steebee Weebee show.* 01:09:13 🎶 *Bert reflects on his music preferences, favoring older hip-hop, being out of touch with current artists like Travis Scott or Drake.* 01:11:07 🎸 *He mentions his shift from hip-hop to jam bands, sharing his current music interests like Goose, Oliver Anthony, and Cody Cooper.* 01:12:58 🎭 *Bert recounts his initial connection with Will Smith, rooted in their mutual love for hip-hop, and the unexpected events that followed.* 01:18:41 🌟 *Exploring Will Smith's impact on hip-hop and entertainment, Bert discusses his significance in both music and acting, paving the way for other artists.* 01:25:52 🎤 *Breaking into comedy today is extremely challenging due to oversaturation; entering during its earlier stages provided unique opportunities.* 01:26:21 🌟 *The landscape of comedy has drastically changed, with more comedians achieving arena-level success compared to the past.* 01:27:02 🎙️ *Comedy has transformed into a massive business, requiring comedians to navigate various hurdles like open mic scenes, club challenges, Hollywood pitches, and podcast creation.* 01:28:14 💸 *Comedy's expansion has led to financial complexities; even successful comedians manage business aspects closely due to the high costs involved in maintaining a career.* 01:29:36 🗣️The *rise of comedy's popularity, especially in arenas, signifies a shift towards raw, unfiltered entertainment driven by podcasts and a desire for authenticity.* Made with HARPA AI

CONGRATS to Jasper!!!... Worked with him a few yrs back at my studio when he was writing Jakes album .

entertaining episode

Didn’t know Jake had a podcast lol. I’m for it

this might be the funniest podcast ive ever seen

Great pod

The period talk 😂😂😂

Best pod so far

5 minutes in and im crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

So classic!!

Never thought I'd thoroughly enjoy a burnt cryer/jake paul/team two pawldcast as much as this 👏👏👏👏

grate show jake

so glad you are getting big guests on your podcast, just as good as Impaulsive maybe better keep it up

This has to be the best ep yet

This podcast had my full attention the entire time👍🏼great podcast

“Surrounded by geniuses” 😂

LOVED THIS!

greatt episode guysss.. im dying to know what theyre talk about on tt baby walrus group chat 😂😂😂

This needs WAY more views, unreal

Damn Izzy wild doing coke and geetting aggressive drunk. 😂😭

Just here to comment: your podcast numbers are doing great bupa!! 👍. 😂😂😂😂😂

The only time I’ve googled Jake was to find Bert!❤

17:58 "dude its fun" sounded identical to shane gillis

The tampon idea is fucking hilarious its brilliant

Period- It justs shows up! 😂😂😂

Watched the whole thing without stopping. Great podcast!

4:58 not even 5 minutes in and I’ve already felt such a wild range of emotions 😅 this is so chaotic

Bert has the benzo eye lmfao.

The way jake was strokin that mic stand at the beginning had me feeling some typa way

thi was a fantastic pod

Berts a great story teller

Bert just rambles lol!!!

So freaking funny and this is no 🧢, the best funniest honest pod ever 💯💯🔥

Please make BETR PICKS available in UK

10:13 explains SO much.

We do have giraffes in FL .lol

Growing up my Pappy would literally drink beer from the time he woke up to the time he went to sleep. He did it for over a decade or two. When he finally stopped, it actually messed him up & made him so sick he died. The doctors said cause his body was so immune to it, that when he stopped it killed him.

"Dentured Adventures" and "Kid Catcher" coming to Netflix soon!! 😂

This video cheered me up so much. Thank you for sharing. The Bro energy of this video was through the roof 😅❤

Bert is The Best ❤

shout out Brandon and Jasper I feel like they don’t get enough credit. We love the polar yet similar ideas y’all bring.

Great podcast episode. This Bert guy is amazing 😂

THE MACHINE!!!!!

The black dude with his shirt off is hilarious 😂 make sure he’s always a host

I never imagined Jake would become nicer and the more relatable Paul Brother. It only took getting punched in the head for 5 years.

Definitely Izzy 😂😢😂

“We don’t give a FUCK about…” so fcking real LMAO

16:44 😂😂😂 “ no disrespect because you… are a legit athlete.” I don’t think anyone would’ve thought Bert was low key dissin if he hadn’t said that.

Love how the blur out who there talking ab doing bar fights w in New Zealand. It was Israel adessnya

I go an annual hike around loch lomond and I wear traditional Scottish kilt to be honest it feels great just letting it dangle in the wind no underwear and a nice wollen top and socks. People love seeing me wearing it too I get stopped by most of the tourists for a picture. If you've ever been to Loch lomond in Scotland and seen the kilt man the it's me 😂

Great group. Imagine them reading me. 39:30

Thinking 55 is a good age to check out is wild 😂

When the machine said Ive got a pretty gay story and done some pretty gay stuff. And Jake said, "What's the story". 😂😂😂

Jake do you still have the Tesla model X?

20:18 😆😆😆😆😆😆 bro jakes laugh

Corporations crush creativity

21:16 mimosas is a nice way of saying alcoholic

Shoutout NEPA 💯 Scranton/Wilkes-Barre/Kingston 💙

May as well have showed A pic of Izzy while bleeping his name 😂😂

Comedians would put your pod on the map

Burt's actually funny when he's sober

23:05 that's an Adam Sandler joke out of Billy Madison

i really wanted to hear jake’s coke story w/izzy 😂

9:00 The person name they censored is Israel Adensanya 😂😂😂😂

Loving the comedians on the pod

I get rock solid on a plane too!

This podcast is 1000x better than Impulsive.

Jake is hilarious too he's a talented actor and boxer and speaker. He's not even half way to what he wants to accomplish and I'm actually proud of him as a fan. The lad has been through some shit but he's come out smelling like roses 🌹 beautiful woman too like one of the prettiest ever and a world champ 🏆 both pushing eachother and having fun doing it. Hat off to jake and his lady and everyone involved in his life and content.

Bert makes my man hear PUMP!!!

lol talking about izzy the UFC ex champ at the start

Don’t forget about ice cube staring in movies back in the day.

Great pod and the most likeable I've seen Jake, can't stop watching this and it was something I just saw and lot on whilst I made something to eat😂

Can't wait for another elbow I mean ko who's your opponent

My favorite episodes are when the comedians come on man. I love this it’s a beautiful laugh on a Thursday

35:49 dude literally just openly admitted to impersonating a doctor.. 👀 👀

I'm so glad a spoon and a potato did a podcast together

Jasper😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

Bert is the best

I seen Bert at the start of the year in my home town and there was maybe 400 people max

Jake Paul Tampons 😂 that’s fucking funny

bleeping out izzys name definetly worked with a viral ig story follwing up :D