Bert Kreischer: What Tom Segura Will Say At His Funeral

Bert Kreischer: What Tom Segura Will Say At His Funeral - Full Interview

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Timecodes:
0:00 Start
05:19 Saturdays Are For the Boys
12:29 Buzz Buttons + Por Osos
20:13 How Tom lost his virginity
23:42 Tom took H***in after getting injured
33:44 Loss of parents / grandparents
37:02 Graveyards
38:37 Bert Cries at the though of his Funeral
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@UnnecessaryWhiteKnight 5 ай бұрын

Bert pulling out that grilled chee makes me think he is Shane's Uncle Danny😂😂😂

@crjackson6205 5 ай бұрын

Been makin em at night

@johncouter7547 5 ай бұрын

Tom is 44 years old and went to St. Edward's High School. Lake Bell is also 44 and went to St. Edward's High School... Nice Tom!

@famedvendetta 5 ай бұрын

You’re a legend

@BearElvis 5 ай бұрын

Yo I just did the same thing. Tom definitely took down Lake Bell , good on ya Tom

@jamesglashoff5279 4 ай бұрын

I also did the same research, what a legend 😂

@TheBlackMambaa248 5 ай бұрын

9:20 Bro Bert left John hanging so hard😂

@Studeb 5 ай бұрын

Bort being emotional about how beautiful his funeral will be, and crying that he doesn't get to see how sad everybody will be. :D

@18Callahan 5 ай бұрын

Again?. He does that same thing on every other podcast

@chefhernjr4349 5 ай бұрын

Always fucking funny!

@lecronflamez 5 ай бұрын

@@chefhernjr4349nah

@xxCD7xx 5 ай бұрын

Reminds me when someone sent the Andy Frasco song to him and he couldn't even listen to it before he went under - now they buddies and that song is banging

@quinnleavey8603 5 ай бұрын

That’s what alcoholics do

@davelaster1369 5 ай бұрын

TOM and Bert have been together on more podcasts in the last week then they have done their own together in years! All it took was a business opportunity! Imagine that....

@joefrickelton6240 5 ай бұрын

I am starting a vodka called Poor Osos..... for the poors!

@arithecat2991 5 ай бұрын

Gotta have collectible butt plug glass corks

@verakoo6187 5 ай бұрын

@@Danno. Lol if ur gonna hate atleast know what ur talking about. Their Vodka is distilled by Persedo Spirits

@deecocoa 5 ай бұрын

Everytime it comes up all I can think is Poor Bozos

@bstansfield7281 5 ай бұрын

We thank you

@ItzTheThrill 5 ай бұрын

Thanks for the content!

@aidangrubbs3418 5 ай бұрын

This guy said he can’t wait for his funeral😂😂

@marvinhagler9091 5 ай бұрын

What a disgrace. Perfect guests for this tragic show.

@JohnnyGingy 5 ай бұрын

Bert’s face when Feits said cut drinking made him happier

@tylerhayes5813 5 ай бұрын

The graveyard talk is a Rodney Dangerfield joke from Caddyshack.

@RobMcGravyTrain 5 ай бұрын

Feitelberg just eating mushroom chocolate with no hesitation made me crack up

@kjcorder 5 ай бұрын

Goddammit I'm over bert crying on podcasts especially over the same topic of his funeral.

@Simiocrates 5 ай бұрын

You could stop clicking and commenting on videos with him in them you know. He would dissappear from your algoritm

@DrumKiller2 5 ай бұрын

DUDE FOR REAL. Fucking guy always has to make everything about himself.

@18Callahan 5 ай бұрын

Bert has cried & talked about his funeral, wondering if people will miss him, for 2 years now. He needs a year off & a real therapist.

@xxCD7xx 5 ай бұрын

I feellike its just for new material

@MazeyRz 5 ай бұрын

John waiting for the first bump from Bert was tough to watch

@marcop4845 5 ай бұрын

No he is not wtf he’s very talented comedian. Maybe try having ur own ideas instead of following stupid hater’s trends

@Justheretocomment2023 5 ай бұрын

Bert, if every story is “the best story ever” then no story is the best story ever.

@Scott-Tim 5 ай бұрын

Seeing Tommy and Bert together is always great content… seeing Bert save Tommy after a couple is gold! That “how many acres” is going to be the next biggest talked about bit btw. I just visited my /35 of an acre, and, he wishes he had seen/heard yall… He laughed and so did I…

@lukeberthiaume595 5 ай бұрын

I love how they tell both pods the same thing about the buzz buttons .

@mylesschlo 5 ай бұрын

WHERE’d YOU GET THAT CHEEEESE BERTYYYY

@alwaysinverted1224 5 ай бұрын

I know that fuckers making them at night

@Rebma12 5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@nrdumo2 5 ай бұрын

They have those “buzz buttons” in the signature cocktail at the chandelier bar in the Cosmo hotel in Vegas.

@michaelroth6975 5 ай бұрын

This ep opens with an ad too!!??

@tylerhayes5813 5 ай бұрын

“Is that room temperature?” As the ice clinks around into the mic.

@boomdog349 5 ай бұрын

He meant the bottle on the table.

@lecronflamez 5 ай бұрын

Bert” Hang on! I wanna ruin the momentum of the conversation to talk about me or squeal like a pig” Kreischer

@deecocoa 5 ай бұрын

🐽

@courtneyvandermade358 5 ай бұрын

I LAUGHED SO HARD AT BERT CRYING AT THE THOUGHT OF TOM CRYING AT HIS WEDDING. Toms reaction was perfect.

@christianscacchetti9178 5 ай бұрын

Right off the top Bert says “I just sat there and said nothing”. You sure about that? 😂

@TripleXMango 5 ай бұрын

Jesus, I went from loving both these guys 10 years ago to not being able to fucking stand either of them. Bert is the poster child for alcoholic narcissists everywhere, and Tom is just along for the ride, enabling him however he can. These two both need a serious reality check. They are losing their dedicated fans by the day, and they chose to insult them and call them poor. I don’t see much of a future for them, especially in podcasting, considering Nadav is gone, and he was the only thing keeping that studio afloat.

@joe.monterrosa90 5 ай бұрын

Actually enjoyed Bert n this one fr. Rare.

@Cchichester 5 ай бұрын

35:57 😭😂😂

@caseygunderson5481 5 ай бұрын

Over under how many times Bert says “I” or “my”?

@genore1993 5 ай бұрын

over 40. he hit 3 in the first minute

@anthonymignano5918 5 ай бұрын

This is hysterical after watching busting with the boys and Bert lying to both of them

@aaronbenfield9990 5 ай бұрын

Buzz buttons 😂 of course they're selling another product.

@bigmattirl6134 5 ай бұрын

Saying you started “saturdays are for the boys” My friends and I have been that since you were in highschool

@foggy561 5 ай бұрын

Can't wait bert

@Mickey-ky9ew 5 ай бұрын

Steamroller on Steamroller-featuring Bart Kreizer and Mr. Kelvin Classy.

@brandonford9360 5 ай бұрын

I’ve been to the bears shows. I have signed merch hanging on my walls. I loved these guys. They were part of my being. I have fallen out of love with the bears now. It’s over. They can get to everyone. The bears got took.

@BasedGod-ey5ee 5 ай бұрын

Wahh wahhh....grown man cryin tryin to be hip to hate ppl....the bears are just fine...shut up

@TripleXMango 5 ай бұрын

You should have been over it when they called you a poor loser. These guys are some of the biggest assholes in comedy right now. Bert is so scared of Shane Gillis he’s been going around telling everyone he can that he’s been a fan of Shane for years, meanwhile Shane has said the two of them never even met.

@jacksoncole372 5 ай бұрын

So that is how Tom became Dexter

@CharliesHobb1es 5 ай бұрын

Where’d you get that cheese Danny?!?

@MScal0316 5 ай бұрын

KFC and Bert together? Under/over on interrupted stories? We'll set the number at 108 and I'm hammering the OVER.

@23gobears 5 ай бұрын

This is "band of gypsys" a one time show Jimi did with this duo. Check out changes. A song the drummer sings. It's fire!!

@Old80sMillennial 5 ай бұрын

This existential crisis podcast had Burnt spitting facts in the last few minutes!

@JosephMcify 5 ай бұрын

eeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! - Bert Kreischer

@jdm603jake 5 ай бұрын

Can't stand pretty much any pod with him for this reason mainly and secondly how he's just bouncing waiting to tell his own bullshit whenever someone else is talking and he cuts everyone off to say look at me. Sucks Kuz I love listening to Tom so sometimes you gotta suffer through Bert to listen to Tom haha

@JosephMcify 5 ай бұрын

@@jdm603jake I love the pod and Tom, just couldn't handle it today. I listen at work, so the sudden squeal is jarring if I don't watch the volume lol

@petedz1822 5 ай бұрын

@21:51, if my two second wiki search is correct, the person in question could be Lake Bell? The same age of Tom and went to the same school, and Bert does follow her. However, I have some doubt as the "very specific industry" doesn't seem to match, as it says she is a actress, writer and director.

@ClarkKent_13 5 ай бұрын

I came to the same conclusion. Only other person of note from Tom's HS listed on their own page and Wikipedia.

@djonbreak 5 ай бұрын

I can’t watch this one, I just feel Bert is going to be loud 😂

@Scott-Tim 5 ай бұрын

“Load me up at 60 or 70” not theft but he heard it from Billy Red Nuts.

@jacobduttlinger309 5 ай бұрын

Bert's been making 'em at night

@IHJello 5 ай бұрын

Im watching just bc I know John is on Mushrooms

@ripdroson 5 ай бұрын

These guys are 2 of the 6 Rogan puts on, "that ain't ever been funny" (K. Williams 2024)

@callumleslie1336 5 ай бұрын

And how much did you follow Kat before he was on shay shay?

@chiefkeith5641 5 ай бұрын

@@callumleslie1336shhh don’t ruin his fun

@verakoo6187 5 ай бұрын

I'm a fan of Katt, but pretty sure his view on what's funny isn't the law. Last i checked everyone he hated on is doing way better than him in comedy.

@TripleXMango 5 ай бұрын

@@verakoo6187all money, no respect. Real comedians want nothing to do with these joke stealing clowns.

@motownmojo 5 ай бұрын

Tom: disgusted by the food in the pockets. *pulls the buzz balls out of his pocket* 😂😂

@thomascontessa 5 ай бұрын

Well that's my cry for the day

@rogaru 5 ай бұрын

Por osos is BY BEARS

@mattmorse6849 5 ай бұрын

Bert is so unhinged. Who thinks about their funeral.

@MrFeatheredSerpent 5 ай бұрын

Narcissists. 😝

@chiefkeith5641 5 ай бұрын

Middle aged men. I’m assuming your young

@verakoo6187 5 ай бұрын

Most responsible people? Do u just intend to leave the burden on ur family?

@vitamind2387 5 ай бұрын

@@chiefkeith5641I’m assuming you didn’t pay attention during English class growing up…..

@TripleXMango 5 ай бұрын

@@verakoo6187you are going ham in this comment section defending these two bozos. They aren’t gonna be your friends bro, you can stop😂

@surfergirl2943 5 ай бұрын

NOT AGAIN 😂😂😂 😭😭😭 Bert musing about his death - he’s so unbelievable .

@kevinyountrevzupak8686 5 ай бұрын

TBH...Gillis always has said "for the dawgs"

@jon1039 5 ай бұрын

Damn can there be one podcast with just Tommy.

@fbtx23 5 ай бұрын

I think it was Tom Talks or something

@NFLbeatster 2 ай бұрын

Save Bert ❤

@o9brian 5 ай бұрын

Bert is going to start having funeral parties every year getting bigger until he just doesn’t show up!

@patrickoneal4082 5 ай бұрын

Why is everyone so upset with 2 Bears??

@DEMTiTzPeePee 5 ай бұрын

Cause they both have allegations of misconduct with animals

@marcop4845 5 ай бұрын

Cuz people are following stupid trends instead of thinking for themselves. I enjoy watching them though out the years and watching their development

@BasedGod-ey5ee 5 ай бұрын

Cuz ppl want to be hip and follow trends....they expose themselves...the bears are the shit

@jonathanyepes7387 5 ай бұрын

Because people are unoriginal and think hating things makes them cool. They can't be happy with other people's successful lives and talk out of their asses

@verakoo6187 5 ай бұрын

@@DEMTiTzPeePee lol what?

@marcop4845 5 ай бұрын

Love these guys

@Gotien718 5 ай бұрын

is Tom alright or is that buzz shit fucking him up he looks wild right now ngl lol

@the.leosalas 5 ай бұрын

Por translates more like: by

@TheEasyLifee 5 ай бұрын

Damn i dont think ive ever seen a podcast intro thats made me want to watch less than Bert wheeping...

@Br_ittany1119 5 ай бұрын

Season 5 of Fargo is the best, and hot sauce is the best.

@Doomsense 5 ай бұрын

Tom speaking at Berts funeral might be the first time he writes anything

@pamela892 5 ай бұрын

First time they're in the same room and bert won't interrupt him

@JReilly3650 5 ай бұрын

Is KFC lowkey Troy Bolton?

@drewcifer_420 5 ай бұрын

Never eat the psychedelics you’re offering until the people you’re trying to get to do them eat them cause it always goes exactly like that “oh wow I love mushrooms, but I can’t right now, can I have them for later”

@micahv4280 5 ай бұрын

Tom def likes them bert was just joshin

@nicksimon1823 5 ай бұрын

Lake Bell went to the same high school as Tom…. What a coincidence…

@MrChoco88 5 ай бұрын

Saint Edwards School in FL 😳😱

@VeeDeLarge 5 ай бұрын

He’s referring to a member of the Anheuser family that he dated.

@Bruno-yv5cg 5 ай бұрын

Is Bert's movie The Machine streaming somewhere? Really want to see it

@ClarkKent_13 5 ай бұрын

Hmmmm Tom graduated from the same school and is the same age as an actress writer director who Bert follows....

@oliviac7026 5 ай бұрын

Yesss I love when the boys get together

@BrandNewHeavy 5 ай бұрын

Why?

@chato0571 5 ай бұрын

Shouldn’t it be para osos. Maybe I’m wrong….

@28timtimr 5 ай бұрын

No ome drinks vodka???

@brettm754 5 ай бұрын

I can't wait not to watch this

@kev199369 5 ай бұрын

Did no one Spanish tell them por Osos means by bears and not for bears. It’s. Para osos if you want for the bears hahahah if it’s a mistake that’s hilarious and never change it

@jerryreiner1650 5 ай бұрын

Doesn't "By Bears" make more sense? It's a vodka they released. They are the 2 bears. Also, Tom is fluent in Spanish. He has a Spanish speaking podcast.

@timkinley1779 5 ай бұрын

They have covered the name on other interviews. Bert screwed up the story on this one.

@theycallmesocks1369 5 ай бұрын

Where'd you get that chee Bert?

@mylunch321 5 ай бұрын

Is Bert an alcoholic?

@verakoo6187 5 ай бұрын

The funny thing about all the hate for the Vodka, they are already sold out lmao. All the reviews are just hate comments too. These MF's really buying out the stock just so they can say they hate them. 😂 just wild, wish i had half the energy of these people, i don't even pay attention to things i love that much.

@ubeezy_538 5 ай бұрын

2:34 “Por Osos” is BY BEARS not FOR BEARS 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️ if they wanted it to say “For Bears” it would be “PARA OSOS” or “PARA LOS OSOS”. Either they F’d it up or Chrysler explained it wrong. (Also i feel like they should have called it Pour OSOs)

@pjshulsky 5 ай бұрын

Sorry

@jonathanyepes7387 5 ай бұрын

I love how everyone saying they're failing think they are so original. You are only capable of giving and receiving hate. Just be better people. Just cause they have miney and are successful doesn't mean yiu need to be so salty

@vpapale2190 5 ай бұрын

Will and Taylor are gonna be super butthurt that Tom doesn’t like them

@MrSloppers 5 ай бұрын

Was a joke

@user-nb2gk6ef5d 5 ай бұрын

Literally said the same thing to the boys about kfc when they went on

@danielsummers8410 5 ай бұрын

tom an bert an couldnt break 50K??

@davidramey7186 5 ай бұрын

I was on the first wave that found Bert and Tom When i found them they had almost no numbers and little online presence. They were the funniest ppl ever. Told everyone i knew about them Watched for years Don’t watch anymore. They aren’t funny anymore. They are too rich. Bert would be ok but his wife and girls are too woke and he’s admitted they censor his speech by basically attacking him for saying certain things It’s a damn shame. They were entertaining as hell

@davidpatriot1082 5 ай бұрын

not long ago I wouldve watched this instantly, but with how tom is now, no interest in this at all I find it interesting hes making the rounds now that everyone is bashing him hes clearly trying to stem the backlash but its not working

@brunofraysse421 5 ай бұрын

Im Spanish, and Por Osos dsnt mean for the Bears... Or Para Osos, Para los Osos or Por los Osos.... Por Osos means By Bears.....sorry Tom but Your Spanish it's kinda rusty.

@jonathanyepes7387 5 ай бұрын

Wow, all this hate just because these guys are successful and living the life you'd like to have smh 😢

@neilcml 5 ай бұрын

❤out of respect for tommy buns...if you find out who it was dont post it

@kyleromaguera7456 5 ай бұрын

Bussin episode was better

@MOLTEN_IMP 5 ай бұрын

Stop it, Bert

@joecook3923 5 ай бұрын

I clicked on this video specially to comment hate. But Im probably just too poor not too hate. I didn’t watch a second of this video.

@jeremyroetting7157 5 ай бұрын

Bert is the brendan schaub of comedy

@ItsParachuteAdams 5 ай бұрын

Guess that makes you the Daniel day Lewis of whiny Poors

@sisepuede5612 5 ай бұрын

Hate from Minnesota

@Js-hu5cm 5 ай бұрын

BERT CRINGE- he wants his daughters to fall apart? And is looking forward to that? So bizarre

@jterra420 5 ай бұрын

The fall from grace for these two has been something to see

@ozzycalle 5 ай бұрын

loser

@fbtx23 5 ай бұрын

Yes but so nice of DP to keep them on the payroll

@BatDadRandy 5 ай бұрын

You two are losers

@menwithven8114 5 ай бұрын

What's crazy is they will actually probably make a lot of money from that shitty vodka. Just watched some of their radio row stuff and burt quickly said they had 900 million in investments and they got a bunch more investors during super bowl week. They went to a 10k a plate dinner and literally walked around talking to people like Richard Branson about investments. Sounds like they were pretty successful. It's honestly sad

@travistrask8290 5 ай бұрын

Explain pls??

@tray7753 5 ай бұрын

Bert. Ugh

@jomarsantiago978 5 ай бұрын

Boooooo

@18Callahan 5 ай бұрын

Bert fatigue is real! 👎🏼

@phizer-xk8ip 5 ай бұрын

This is why McAfee did so much better without barstool, none of these idiots are funny or worth listening to😂😂😂😂

@JL-hy4eb 5 ай бұрын

tom segura is so hateable

@IOWAANON 5 ай бұрын

Berts the biggest narsacist

@ryanstoyles7611 5 ай бұрын

now that brendan schaub has retired from comedy, I feel like the joe rogan universe will be focused on who would win in a fight - homeless cats - or homeless bears