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7 жыл бұрын

Comedian Mark Normand & I hang out in the Mancave & talk about his new HOUR SPECIAL Airing this Friday, MAY 12th on Comedy Central titled “Don’t Be Yourself”. He tells me the story about losing his virginity to to an older woman at 16, we talk about him touring with Amy Schumer and working with Louis CK, and he tells me one of the funniest stories I’ve ever heard about having sex with his screenwriting teacher.
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@jimromesadouche183 4 жыл бұрын

"A little hungover, a little gay"

@dickdirgler 7 ай бұрын

Comedy.

@MrGMovieReviews 7 жыл бұрын

Mark Normand on Hot Ones sounds like it would be the best

@mbolduc 4 жыл бұрын

Over/under on the number of times he croaks "Holy Hell"?

@JoeSmoe215 4 жыл бұрын

Would be hilarious

@dzind 4 жыл бұрын

@@mbolduc My money is on "Brutal!"

@christophergalvez6975 4 жыл бұрын

mbolduc how do we @ sean

@ChrisLee66 4 жыл бұрын

It was!

@rakim126 5 жыл бұрын

The treadmill in the background. Great joke.

@pulkmees 4 жыл бұрын

He does have weirdly skinny legs though.

@Doorito_ 4 жыл бұрын

Some would call it a "Running Joke"

@KaninTuzi 4 жыл бұрын

@@pulkmees Drinking goes mostly to the gut

@Starfock 4 жыл бұрын

The joke is y’all actin like our big boi Bert doesn’t run marathons..

@blackasinc 4 жыл бұрын

Savage 😂🤣😂🤣😂

@thasco 7 жыл бұрын

Mark Normand is one of my favs.

@MarcosAlvarado_ 7 жыл бұрын

he definitely is headed for greatness. and i dont know if he knows it because of his anxiety

@giddyserious7489 6 жыл бұрын

He's great. Love his podcast, too. Plus he seems really genuine.

@mr.applause3215 4 жыл бұрын

I am surprised he is not a bigger comic. He is hilarious with great pacing and jokes.

@firejoedan1573 3 жыл бұрын

Mine as well and I'm very important

@jasonyount8888 5 жыл бұрын

I’m embarrassed at how late I am to find Mark. Never fails to crack me up! 😂

@bafeink2 5 жыл бұрын

Seems like we found out at the same time

@craigclement5079 5 жыл бұрын

Same same. Guy is ledge

@Calilou52 5 жыл бұрын

@@bafeink2 ive noticed a ton of comments on his videos of people finding him recently including myself, idk if its the youtube algorithms or what but hes blowing up this past few weeks

@lifeofriley8160 5 жыл бұрын

@@Calilou52 Seinfeld mentioned him a couple weeks ago. On CBS This Morning.

@rustyshackleford6913 4 жыл бұрын

same dude!! easily one of my favs now, been catching up on all his stuff for like 3 days straight lol

@ChicanoChef11 Жыл бұрын

Rewatching this 5years later is gold love the internet love these guys

@minutemaid1987 Жыл бұрын

Crazy how much Mark has blown up over the pandemic. Nobody deserves it more than him ✊🏼

@jamesnightingale2788 Жыл бұрын

Started watching this again after a few years. Forgot why I never finished it until ads started running every 5 minutes

@alieninstallation50 4 жыл бұрын

Bert is such a pure soul. Always recognizes real people before anyone else.

@chadgrov 5 жыл бұрын

Love Mark, his style reminds me of Norm Macdonald. That’s a massive compliment.

@jonnybravo4322 4 жыл бұрын

chadgrov so true.

@kgthoughts 4 жыл бұрын

completely different personality wise though lolll

@saywhat4314 4 жыл бұрын

gofoward202 there not that diffident

@xDMrGarrison 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah he has that weirdo vibe. (sorry for being so linguistically lazy)

@KaninTuzi 4 жыл бұрын

He's like a Norm/Seinfeld cross which is oddly effective

@alieninstallation50 4 жыл бұрын

I really do like hearing the inside talk. It's like a comical professional development lesson.

@pjlarson1716 4 жыл бұрын

Mark bout to blow. He’s got it.

@Curitive 3 жыл бұрын

Saw him live and the dance between him and the crowd blew me away.

@blainebrown8824 3 жыл бұрын

Covid knocked him back a bit but when blows its gonna be big. I see this dude being in a hit show down the road

@auspicioustoot 4 жыл бұрын

Bert is talking to Mark like he's the better comedian. lmao. Bro Bert you should be asking this guy for advice!

@auspicioustoot 4 жыл бұрын

@@yevgeniikisarauskas5085 I've seen them all. The last good one was the machine. The rest are just bad.

@auspicioustoot 4 жыл бұрын

@@yevgeniikisarauskas5085 If you wanna see an awesome special go check out Louis CK's newest special. It's hilarious.

@firejoedan1573 3 жыл бұрын

@@auspicioustoot I know this is late but where can I find that?

@Soturtz 3 жыл бұрын

I used to work at one of the biggest clubs in LA and comedians always respect people that come before them.

@BryceLK 3 жыл бұрын

@@auspicioustoot This is plain false. Even if they're not your kind of comedy, calling them bad is just dishonest. I still watch Secret Time once every couple of months at the very least.

@clintbeasthood9758 4 жыл бұрын

"Yeah she's having a mid life crisis and now her and her friends are gonna start a podcast." "It's like Lynette Carolla" XD

@Conroesavage 4 жыл бұрын

I died when bert started naming people he would put is guard down around and he named ari I guarentee hes not on that list anymore

@nickcitron2369 4 жыл бұрын

Bert almost died too lol

@NoMorePodDes 7 жыл бұрын

love normand, he's gonna be a household name before too long

@morganrosin9352 4 жыл бұрын

You Heard Me Podcast the next Theo von

@otjunior 5 жыл бұрын

I like Mark Normand stories he should incorporate them in his act more it would be hilarious 😂

@willvr4 5 жыл бұрын

I've never seen such a handsome human being be so self-conscious. If I looked like Mark I'd rule the world.

@deangulberry1876 4 жыл бұрын

He tells that story about the screenwriter teacher. I’m dying to know: what happened to the dinner party? No one showed up? What happened to all the food?

@swamp-yankee 2 жыл бұрын

It was a trap. No party. No guests.

@HotFriesify 7 жыл бұрын

Mark. You did not bomb. I send that story to everyone.

@redcapphony 5 жыл бұрын

Mark, I can definitely relate to your life story. Spent 11 years with my highschool sweetheart before it came to an end after realizing we just weren't good for each other. Afterwards, I spent the next three years meeting a lot of women and figuring myself out and what I wanted. If I can give anyone advice, don't look for a relationship to "fall in love" until at least your 30s because you don't even know who you are let alone what will make you happy. Spend that time meeting people, making mistakes, and growing as a human. Be honest with yourself and the people you meet.

@adamgm84 5 жыл бұрын

"you should go on Hot Ones" "whats that?" "I dunno"

@westonforced-last-name-dis3560 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah that was weird...

@recording001 4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@sorryimsosad 3 жыл бұрын

Bert’s convos in a nutshell. He does it a couple times on tigerbelly too. And, on most podcasts he’s on, its Just part of his brand at this point haha

@Tzadeck 5 жыл бұрын

Mark's story on This is Not Happening is still the funniest thing I've ever heard him do. I don't know why he thinks he didn't work.

@Droogie4Ever 5 жыл бұрын

Mark's version of this story on This is Not Happening is actually amazing. I don't know why he says he bombed. I thought it was great. The like/dislike ratio on that video says he didn't bomb too.

@lyledeporiss5937 2 жыл бұрын

Crazy that this was 5 years ago. Hearing Mark say "yeah that was 3 years ago, it was 2013 2014 I think". That tripped me out.

@mikeyneggs6873 7 жыл бұрын

mark I don't think you bombed at "This is not happening" at least not to the at home viewers

@MaxUgly 4 жыл бұрын

Right, I thought I missed another one he did or something at first!

@christophergalvez6975 4 жыл бұрын

Same dude I was like tf this dude talking about IT HAD AN ENDING FUCK ARI

@FTWinnick 3 жыл бұрын

TINH is designed for boring comics with no joke writing skills to tell boring stories. Normand is the complete opposite of that so It makes sense if he struggled on that.

@governorsweatyhands5763 3 жыл бұрын

@@FTWinnick i mean big jay oakerson is allright, sam morril, and quite a few funny people appeared on there

@learnitfromwilliam 7 жыл бұрын

I laugh more when Bert laughs than at the jokes..fukin hilarious!

@Nobodyevencares27 4 жыл бұрын

get this dude on your moms house man - he's so underated, and self deprecating...also he's flippin genius

@ScubaShneve 5 жыл бұрын

"He was not nice to me as a regular person."

@nicklepsch4960 5 жыл бұрын

Mark Normand hype train stopping here too...the movement has started!!

@DackRambo 7 жыл бұрын

love Mark Normand!!

@ecsperromania7541 5 жыл бұрын

joe rogan should invite him

@td1158 5 жыл бұрын

@James3790 you ain't never told no lie

@kmdudich 5 жыл бұрын

James3790 Joe “I interrupt every guest ever” Rogan

@iTzDeyo 4 жыл бұрын

He just was on!!!!

@vhscopyofseinfeld 4 жыл бұрын

iTz DeYo and he was FUCKING HILARIOUS

@tryitout-701 4 жыл бұрын

He just did

@elbob17 5 жыл бұрын

Everyone loves Mark. He's never comfortable.

@rsaw781 4 жыл бұрын

Bert's shorts are making him uncomfortable lol

@jackof1trade 6 жыл бұрын

I love when Mark laughs it sounds like any joke bombs. Also Bert you're the man, every comic I know of has been on this podcast.

@danteassad5296 2 жыл бұрын

Dude Mark Normand needs to tell more story jokes lol that teacher story had me rolling God bless

@patricioathie-chauvet2199 7 жыл бұрын

This dude was chill as fuck. Big ups

@60minutemeditations51 4 жыл бұрын

This is legit the most authentic podcast I’ve ever seen.

@ryanevers8280 4 жыл бұрын

What’s so awesome is you can tell how grateful Mark is to be here

@Asist0ne 5 жыл бұрын

@2:58 "Are you SERIOUS?" "Sorry every time I say serious my phone answers." It's ALWAYS listening! Lol.

@pm2007est Жыл бұрын

Mark is hilarious. He didn’t shower 🧼 for a week so his work said he can’t come in till he showers 🚿. So he heats up water on the stove in the dark and his roommate cooked stove top stuffing in the pot. And he showered in spices lol

@briztevan 7 жыл бұрын

"I've always had a problem with shirts"

@BobMarleyWhiteSon420 4 жыл бұрын

Mark had the best JRE show

@moes663 5 жыл бұрын

This is absolutely one of the best podcast sessions I've heard. It's not gonna surpass the dope dogs but everyone should here this.

@timothyh7053 2 жыл бұрын

The funniest thing Amy Schumer ever did was make Mark Normand a star.

@Jehuty999 5 жыл бұрын

1:12:33 "I for sloppy seconds." That is so me as a teenager

@shawngoodine9645 7 жыл бұрын

Marks podcast with Joe List, "Tuesdays With Stories" is fuckin' hilarious.

@johannesgh90 5 жыл бұрын

This episode was great. Really funny and I feel like I learned a lot. Mark's special is also fantastic, fully recommend it.

@thefruitofaliens 7 жыл бұрын

Fuck. Mark Normand's "This is not Happening" is one of my favorite episodes ever. I can't believe he thinks he bombed.

@rationalmystic5 4 жыл бұрын

Mark is such a good listener. Fucking great. Did anyone else notice that?

@jordan_mc7079 5 жыл бұрын

I love sitting on the couch and putting my foot in between the cushions

@adambrown7333 5 жыл бұрын

Mark's TINH story is one of my favorite stories of all time! No way was a bomb

@nocturnalferalguitarist 4 жыл бұрын

2 of my newer faves, what a treat... seriously , great one of the best pcast ever🤟

@WiseAzn 7 жыл бұрын

Yes thanks for uploading the same day you put the podcast up!

@Woji52 5 жыл бұрын

Need to see Mark on more podcasts. Dude is a killer

@ChrisLee66 4 жыл бұрын

I don't pick these podcasts apart like others so I thoroughly liked this one and had a lot of internal laughs from it.

@richie9878 4 жыл бұрын

Lol Bert's advice to Mark for the pitch was be yourself, than at the end he found out Mark's special is called don't be yourself.

@spacecowboy2606 4 жыл бұрын

I’ve been watching this for 57 minutes and just realised this shit 2 years old

@8656737s 4 жыл бұрын

Me to lol!

@Terryflop 3 ай бұрын

32:01 Homeless shelter Story is the funniest thing I ve heard bar none.

@charliehustle1977 7 жыл бұрын

Listening to the podcast I thought this dude was Big Head from Silicon Valley.

@filip3148 5 жыл бұрын

charliehustle1977 😂

@xboutdattime89 5 жыл бұрын

Lmfaooo

@AFishBicycle 5 жыл бұрын

Best podcast I’ve ever listened to.

@CaptivatingMotives 2 жыл бұрын

haven't seen anyone climb that high tbat fast up my personal rank list of best comics. Big up, Mark.

@travissexsmith5362 5 жыл бұрын

"10000 hours, I'm an expert."

@artofexistance 3 жыл бұрын

I died lmao

@Bovice..YT-handles-are-fn-dumb 4 жыл бұрын

1:04 in, and Bert already cuts off the guest, to rant about himself. Exactly why its hard trying to be his fan.

@TheBlackMambaa248 4 жыл бұрын

Wow I probably wouldn’t even have noticed that if you didn’t point it out. He completely derailed where mark was going.

@Bovice..YT-handles-are-fn-dumb 4 жыл бұрын

@@TheBlackMambaa248 Any convo, ever, with anyone.

@godweenausten 4 жыл бұрын

this is exactly why it's so hard to find good podcast hosts. It so often turns out to be a format for the hosts to talk about themselves

@beautifulsurprise9424 4 жыл бұрын

Yes!! Mark tried 3 times to tell that damn story. I really wanted to hear it.

@civildissension 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I get that too. But it's different when he does it because you can tell that Bert's just trying to connect. This guy interrupts his own story to ask a follow-up too, so it's not so bad to me

@NaturalProgressGames 7 жыл бұрын

You're getting better about uploading the videos! Thanks Bert!!! xD

@TetraShot 5 жыл бұрын

I love it when comedians talk shop

@shanemclean7752 Ай бұрын

Why would Bert say this was his worst? interview Mark Did perfectly fine...

@flacoelias5064 4 жыл бұрын

Damn , Bert has you holding a mic for an hour plus . UPGRADE

@chrisparrot2660 4 жыл бұрын

They are comedians lol it's comfortable for them

@BryceLK 3 жыл бұрын

Can you imagine? A comedian holding a microphone for a whole hour? Oh, lawdy.

@ElliotLynch 4 жыл бұрын

i love listening to comics talk about their method

@jaredrodriguez1241 7 жыл бұрын

Love Mark Normand!

@Bernardo_Morales 2 жыл бұрын

Watching this made my Sunday! Thanks!

@Nerddork1994 5 жыл бұрын

“I’ve got uterine lining all over me” 😂😂😂😂😂

@tryitout-701 4 жыл бұрын

When Bert said he jumped about the stratosphere, I thought he jumped from a globe like Felix baumgautner, not jumping from a building

@scremblodgor 7 жыл бұрын

Wow, that hour and a half went by way too quickly. Great podcast.

@jondrell1313 7 жыл бұрын

Bert you are the best man, always funny

@Todd1990 2 жыл бұрын

I’m from Alabama. This is my 1 of my top 5 best podcasts of ALL TIME

@joser4457 4 жыл бұрын

My new favorite comedian!!

@jackruby1123 7 жыл бұрын

Really glad to see you are putting out the youtube version in a timely fashion. I hope you keep it up! Also, what is peoples problem with Normand?

@thasco 7 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I don't get it either. Dude is legitimately funny.

@The-D-Hoyt 7 жыл бұрын

exactly, mark is a funny dude

@Tsmanriquez21 7 жыл бұрын

Leroy Jenkins completely agree! Although, now I'm conflicted between watching or saving it for work

@tkcaapi2876 7 жыл бұрын

Leroy Jenkins there was a few angry crybabies who were offended that Amy Schumer helped Mark produce his latest special. no real hate. just some static from idiots.

@blazedandconfused477 7 жыл бұрын

Is it solely the production, or is it the fact that she put her own name on the title of his special, that annoys people?

@ridikipicklepeckinpuff583 4 жыл бұрын

Hey Mark- you're fine, it's all fine😃 I enjoyed the 'Inside Baseball' style of this cast! The fact that I know about almost all the comedians referenced is awesome, as well- Thanks you guys!

@domzdome9723 4 жыл бұрын

I am starting to understand why Seinfeld pick mark normand as his favorite. Fucking mark is a beast.

@mastergwaha Жыл бұрын

too real mark on the shelter, you a real one, thanks bert!

@DJYUMMYNUTZ 2 жыл бұрын

Great interview guys. Now I want to start doing comedy at 44. Lol!

@Juunkead 5 жыл бұрын

Mark always kills on LOS

@SlapNSniff 5 жыл бұрын

Mark Normand's podcast "Tuesdays With Stories" with comedian Joe List, is the funniest podcast ever! Check it out!

@deangulberry1876 4 жыл бұрын

1:07:22 “night and day... night and Dane” lol

@SpacemanXC 7 жыл бұрын

Sup Tuesgays.

@jamesbeaet5135 7 жыл бұрын

and also to you

@ollitoikkanen5160 4 жыл бұрын

42:00 talking about people who you can drop your guard around with.."...ari.." XD

@michaelgoldstein8959 2 жыл бұрын

I literally bought a case of the Motive Pure, just as Bert during this pod. I hate having hangovers

@day1fishing603 2 жыл бұрын

I'm so late. But this is an awesome conversation between 2 crazy good comics

@jakedoh8294 4 жыл бұрын

Who is the introverted weird comic from Louisiana that Mark refers to near the beginning of the podcast?

@jdubpooter 2 жыл бұрын

Theo?

@Amor-Fati. 3 жыл бұрын

I just love the Bertcast

@tallyho101 4 жыл бұрын

nyc comics are the funniest! Period

@spencerjames3780 3 жыл бұрын

I would love tobe Mark Normand's therapist.

@Murdock92188 4 жыл бұрын

Ok, so I slowed the video down to x0.25 speed at 29:20 for the comic's name (nothing to see, here 👀), and I think you'll get a kick outta just doing that and continuing to watch at x0.25 speed lol 😆 I'm dying, you guys sound so high. Love 💘 you Bert