Bertcast # 326 - Chris Distefano & ME
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5 жыл бұрынI sit down with Chris Distefano to talk about John Travolta, STI's, falling in love, becoming a father, and much more!
Chris's new special "Size 38 waist" premieres Friday January 18th on Comedy Central
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@SketchyAsFunk 4 жыл бұрын
"I used to be a physical therapist i know what to do. Theres nothing you can do" 😂😂😂
@EcchiHeroOda 3 жыл бұрын
Sometimes wisdom comes in not knowing 😂
@zeragon7 2 жыл бұрын
There's gotta be another way
@chloekit4861 Жыл бұрын
@@EcchiHeroOda lmfaoooo that made me laugh out loud I spit out my drink 😂😂😂😂
@agawied2910 4 жыл бұрын
“I will be this child’s baby.” -Chris Distefano
@tekk2987 4 жыл бұрын
Gold
@nopeteys2424 4 жыл бұрын
aGa Wied best thing to say when your girl tells you she’s pregnant
@chloekit4861 Жыл бұрын
Lmfaoooooo 😂
@bdk1993 4 жыл бұрын
Chrissy D has to be one of the funniest comedians on the rise right now. Just recently got hooked on his and Yannis' podcast, and the kid's screwed in!
@mchan2141 4 жыл бұрын
If anyone thought chrissy d wasn't screwed in, they got another thing comin!!!
@carsonottocullen1542 4 жыл бұрын
Couldn’t agree more... I have sex with my girlfriend, but am fully in love with Chrissy and Yanny! ❤️
@andrewlindner3148 4 жыл бұрын
YASSSSS
@melonlabe 4 жыл бұрын
hell never get a fair shake because of the ancient scroll on his arm
@PipeScholar 4 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah! Agreed
@soccerman26 5 жыл бұрын
I had never heard of this guy, but I'm so glad I clicked on this. I'm a Chris Distefano fan now and this is one of my favorite podcasts to date!
@XenoTravis 5 жыл бұрын
Whatever drug you're on... I would like some.
@drenewman4851 5 жыл бұрын
Got me too!
@davebigtree6947 4 жыл бұрын
@salad snekits spelled history of HyeHnas
@codialsip1679 4 жыл бұрын
Cody Allen I'm a Codi too! But I'm a chick so our spelling isn't the same. One day we shall conquer the world together as one. I look forward to it.
@terrasquad1134 4 жыл бұрын
Cody Allen yo check out his 9/11 stand up story It’s fuckin great
@austineldridge7734 5 жыл бұрын
John Travolta bit was crazy 😂 Bert was right he was a great guest!
@NA86737 5 жыл бұрын
Agreed but really kind of nice of him to do that.
@ljcomments886 3 жыл бұрын
Eddie R The History Hyenas podcast with Yanni P is hilarious... When he got together with Theo was funny as too.
@MattyShreds 4 жыл бұрын
Having Chris D on a podcast while having a broken rib, is one of the highest levels of bravery that man has ever faced.
@lenapauline8634 3 жыл бұрын
😂
@dilloncarpenter8655 3 жыл бұрын
I was just about to post this same exact! comment 🤣🤣😂😂
@michaeldanner3127 4 жыл бұрын
Here to see how long before he tells Bert what happens if he gives him a glass of white wine and a Claritin D 🤣
@rfan6382 4 жыл бұрын
Bert: I dont want the butthole Chris: FUCK YOU I already made it passed the line on this glass and had an Advil here we go!
@travisbickle4337 4 жыл бұрын
It's what it is
@theweeklyb1tch 4 жыл бұрын
1:34:00
@yulnikita 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@thanosdarkseid8695 4 жыл бұрын
or before bert fuckin gayer giggles n interupts the hell outta him, man im high typos i know.....
@Rhileykibel 2 жыл бұрын
When he said, “ I don’t even like the neighborhood I live in, but that’s where my baby lives.”, I legit cried.
@tbranch227 4 жыл бұрын
Love Bert and Chris... if you haven't seen Chris' 9/11 story, you're missing out. It's one of the funniest things I've ever watched!
@mattpapa7423 4 жыл бұрын
Jonata “CHRISSY SHUT THE DOOR”
@RonanWood111 3 жыл бұрын
i was 17. on steroids
@rontoothaker4045 2 жыл бұрын
This is crazy to watch this 3 years later. Chris is killing it now and I’m so happy for him
@mastergwaha Жыл бұрын
hell yeah
@MsIndieMafia 5 жыл бұрын
Travolta working that Scientology magic
@oo-hk4jw 5 жыл бұрын
I like that Bert's new story is the telling of the telling of "The Machine" story.
@jakeohara7105 3 жыл бұрын
and now hes making a movie about it lol
@rhianasherwood5635 3 жыл бұрын
More than 2 years after this episode was posted, I watched and I enjoyed 😂 I hope to see you both live at some point! Thanks for the laughs and keep up the good work.
@caligroovin1982 5 жыл бұрын
Chris is by far my fav guest you’ve ever had!
@ryan3390 5 жыл бұрын
This dude is hilarious, I hope he blows up
@Dylan-gs9sm 5 жыл бұрын
Story about his daughter was inspiring
@shooglechic 4 жыл бұрын
"Are they chickens or roosters?" Boy, this dude is CITY.
@topdownb58 5 жыл бұрын
24:31 "I will be this child's baby...."
@user-rl1zv5zk8m 5 жыл бұрын
Chris *"Sazón Dick"* Distafano is hilarious 💀😭😂
@kimmyball4961 4 жыл бұрын
Omg! I was just telling my husband that there are no good comedies anymore. He heard me laughing loudly at this and I haven't done that in awhile. Not just shows either but stand up too. Too much PC has ruined comedy for me 😭 So thank you guys for making my night! 💗
@alejandrocastillo4322 4 жыл бұрын
Check out Dan Soder! And Big Jay Oakerson! They are great!
@baptismking7314 3 жыл бұрын
You looking in the wrong place lady check out this non PC comic. Joey diaz patrice oneal ms pat
@extendedmag6255 3 жыл бұрын
If you follow Chrissy D you're gonna have a great time. It is what it is.
@officialroxxmusic 3 жыл бұрын
Dude... I really need Travolta to come fist my heart this morning
@BigEasyH 5 жыл бұрын
easily the most enjoyable episode of bertcast ive ever watched
@jonathanbrooks9768 3 жыл бұрын
Love how the only time Dayton gets a shoutout is when people trash talk it lmao
@violetrodriguez1358 5 жыл бұрын
Okay but I normally don’t jump to video notifications right away but I got way too excited for this!
@bterwin9887 5 жыл бұрын
chris "father to the baby" distefano
@codialsip1679 4 жыл бұрын
"I promise you I will be this child's baby." By far my favorite
@thismothafuckasaid7304 5 жыл бұрын
Originally, didn't think much of DiStefano..But, after seeing his skits on Bay Ridge, I became a fan. He nails the impression of stereotypical guys from Bay Ridge, perfectly!!! I know people not from there, don't get it or don't care, but it's hilarious if you're familiar with it
@chaoticnipples3405 4 жыл бұрын
Chris’s dad is almost every Italian father 😂
@DivideByeZer0 5 жыл бұрын
If you really want to hear how hilarious this guy is, check him out on The Crabfeast with Ryan Sickler. One of the funniest podcasts I've ever heard. His stories about his dad are the best!
@SK-bk3yh 3 жыл бұрын
Chris DeStefano is one of the best and this just became my favorite podcast.
@elnegro1998 5 жыл бұрын
One of the first I've watched to the end. Thank you. googling Chris Distefano...
@apathy4L 5 жыл бұрын
This was good Chris was a very intrinsic guest. Definitely a fan now
@Colinization18 5 жыл бұрын
I was cracking up watching this guys clips on KZfaq. Saw he was on the bertcast and had to watch. Hes funny af great comedian
@Mjhavok 4 жыл бұрын
Chris talking about his daughter makes my hay fever kick in big time.
@xanderlinde8746 4 жыл бұрын
He’s my new favorite comedian, behind Tom
@denvervancamp2832 5 жыл бұрын
I am thankful to God for this Bertcast. Needed these laughs today.
@vela1431 4 жыл бұрын
"I mean it's never good to piss blood" hahahahhaha I really cracked on this one
@oath0505 5 жыл бұрын
Love this guy! He's hilarious! I got way too excited when I saw he was on the podcast.
@richardoleary4843 5 жыл бұрын
Chrisy D is awesome. Bay ridge boys!!!! 🤙
@snarkyretort5229 5 жыл бұрын
SHOES! Finally a guest it brings up!!!!!!
@Amanda.StanofPodcasts 3 жыл бұрын
As a kid from Maspeth next to Chrissy’s hometown, I’m proud!!!!
@puppycoldwell9855 4 жыл бұрын
“I just love Johnny T” dying
@kimmyball4961 4 жыл бұрын
I had to pause this when Bert was talking about the health food store. I almost choked to death laughing. It's the combo of the story and him laughing uncontrollably that got me. I literally could not breath. I really needed that!!
@stevo0071000 5 жыл бұрын
The war of art
@lizl2432 5 жыл бұрын
WOAHHH check out the big brain on Chris!... Doctorate in Physical Therapy ???!??! That shit is hard, wow im impressed, and A fellow Queens guy ... I'm now a Chris D. fan 100% this had me cracking up and so did size 38 waist. 🙌🏼
@brandonshalkowski6464 5 жыл бұрын
As a Nor Cal west coast guy, Whom got lucky to see Chirs D kill it at the 1st Cluster Fest in SF. I have followed him since LA needs him more then he needs LA. But as a hardcore comedian fan I would love him to hang out west more. I love the pods that bring the younger east coast guys with the more experienced in the business. Its cool to see them mostly get along. shows like today's were super fun. Chris killed it on the Crabfeast about 4 or 5 months ago so fans of his should check it out!!!!
@greggoryz10 4 жыл бұрын
Chris is AWESOME, thanks for having him on Bert. This dude will be one of the next big times for sure, Great podcast guys!!
@danin95626 2 жыл бұрын
It’s inasane to me that joe Ro is like a comedian with so much esteem .he has never made me laugh before but is giving pointers to people I find funny
@CampaignOnIce 3 жыл бұрын
Someone get Chris a glass of wine, and a Benadryl.
@alexanderrose1071 5 жыл бұрын
This podcast made me start to listen to his History Hyenas podcast, which I love now!
@scarthebad 3 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahaha bert gargling laughing in pain while chris talks about sex diseases is so funny
@andrewpurdy6743 4 жыл бұрын
Why doesn’t Chris do comedy and sports therapy podcast with athletes about their past or current injuries?
@melissaluck6527 4 жыл бұрын
I've hear him mention the place he worked at made him choose one or the other.
@williamfranger8086 5 жыл бұрын
Travolta put some Scientology flirting on Chris.
@staceymarie6895 5 жыл бұрын
Absolutely Love this Guy! Never heard of him. I never watch regular T.V. East Coast Comics are more my people. Btw, this is the first Bertcast I ever watched in full. Now a fan and subscriber.
@runnersp1985 4 жыл бұрын
Funny, insightful and he seems like a genuinely nice guy. Really enjoyed this episode.
@awonderfulbug9818 5 жыл бұрын
Good Morning Julia! Lets go full trottle!
@moviecore4621 5 жыл бұрын
I built this house wit my bare hands, I'd like to build you whatever you want. lolol
@db7377 5 жыл бұрын
From crown molding to chair rail, I built it all
@AkaFigga 5 жыл бұрын
Crackle crackle
@db7377 5 жыл бұрын
Don Figga Crackle Crackle
@anthonydecker6690 5 жыл бұрын
Get Chris on Something's Burning immediately
@MikeWoot65 5 жыл бұрын
it's happening. or already happende
@mariodwir 4 жыл бұрын
Its happened!
@RudyPalos 5 жыл бұрын
Great episode! Chris D is a character.
@nickthemanr 2 жыл бұрын
This guy is definitely hysterical, my type of New York comedy ! 🙏 hope he makes it big time !
@toddshoote6153 5 жыл бұрын
Loved this one Bert!!! thank you!
@rain73ful 4 жыл бұрын
Good interview. I loved the stories Chris told about his father.
@Jawgasmokes 5 жыл бұрын
I’m coming to see you at the tabernacle in Atlanta can’t wait love you bert great episode as always keep up the good work
@anothermike4825 5 жыл бұрын
You got a new subscriber Chris. Great podcast, love you guys.
@wormemc 5 жыл бұрын
Really enjoyed this talk even though I'm not invested in this comedy scene. Great conversation.
@stevedimitriadis 5 жыл бұрын
This guy's dope. If he comes to Philly I'll be there
@Bun_done 4 жыл бұрын
John Travolta has a house in Florida with an airplane hanger. I've seen it, it's pretty cool.
@mugsylogues 4 жыл бұрын
Hangar*
@johnstanley5813 4 жыл бұрын
Travolta and Tom Cruise bought a hotel in downtown Clearwater Fl and renovated to two different living spaces.
@jasonrowe8390 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh u can tell by the way this man speaks about his daughter it's obvious he's a spectacular father w/ absolutely undying unconditional love for his little girl
@8000ismymiddlename 3 жыл бұрын
This might be the single best bertcast ive ever seen
@JasonPummill 4 жыл бұрын
This was a really fun episode! Chris and Bert should host a podcast together!
@xLordJonx 5 жыл бұрын
Saw Chris D at Improv... Dood is a maniac and awesome... Going to for sure be up there with the greats soon.
@Gosfordesign 5 жыл бұрын
That John Travolta story was WILD
@kev199369 4 жыл бұрын
Can’t wait for him to go on roegan! Thank you bert what a great podcast
@kd2718 5 жыл бұрын
Such a good sit down!!
@michaeldoyle48 4 жыл бұрын
I don't know what it is about him, but I think Chris Distefano is one of the funniest comedians! I've been watching every video of him I can find! Thanks for having him on Bert!
@gavinmonaco 5 жыл бұрын
Best episode this year....
@joshuabarnes8747 5 жыл бұрын
I have subscribed to History Hyenas!!!! Chris and Yannis are Great! Bay Ridge boys!!! Thank you, from Vancouver.
@stephenl4479 5 жыл бұрын
when chris is talking about sapiens, bert is 100% fighting off sleep
@marja553 5 жыл бұрын
100 min of anxiety Tuesday. This is great😁
@X3.X3 5 жыл бұрын
*hahah this podcast was hilarious* 😂 🤣
@thomasdriscoll8270 4 жыл бұрын
Berts laugh is contagious 😂
@60minutemeditations51 3 жыл бұрын
Bert has finally found someone that can talk more than he can on a podcast.
@izzaard 2 жыл бұрын
This doesn’t have enough upvotes 👍🏼
@spencergoodnight5708 5 жыл бұрын
Love the content man keep it up!
@jamesanderson5137 4 жыл бұрын
Years before this chris roasted theo on opie and anthony for wearing this exact jacket...now he gets it because he's sellin tix babay!
@jamesanderson5137 4 жыл бұрын
@Harmonic Minor Bearits just what it is
@DD-sq3mr 5 жыл бұрын
never heard of chris, but im def paying attention now !
@chaselepard 5 жыл бұрын
Thanks Halston! 😉
@hunterrogers840 4 жыл бұрын
This man say “like” more then any person I’ve ever heard lol
@eskotheenemy4502 5 жыл бұрын
Tfatk brought me
@skevbeats 2 жыл бұрын
Bert took over 10 years to reach the point where he realized he actually is making it. It’s a beautiful story because so many people quit before they figure out that one thing that changes their whole life. He figured out the machine story when he was almost 40. Most artists think they have to have their big break before 25.
@trayvonlebowski511 4 жыл бұрын
I will be honest, I knew sal but not Chris......when I watched something's burning. But, I love him. And I love Something's burning.
@dab1632 3 жыл бұрын
I found this guy through Tom/Bert/Bobby Lee. Holy shit this guy is the real deal. I could listen/watch him talk all day
@trous 5 жыл бұрын
Chris is so funny - good pod guys!
@danteman6458 Жыл бұрын
Every time he tells that story bout Jim n his mom it reminds me so much of Henry Hill pistol whipping haha
@Autra3 5 жыл бұрын
Boom, first time I caught this less than 10 mins after it posted
@seankaravolias3759 3 жыл бұрын
New drinking game every time Chris says „Like“ take a shot I’ll be wasted in the first 30sec
@coryframeable 5 жыл бұрын
Super Great Episode!
@MM-bt8ke 3 жыл бұрын
This dude is one of the funniest people. When youtube algorithms get it right! Chrisy D
@aaronpollitt8630 4 жыл бұрын
According to auto-generated captions think Chris just called him "Park Russia" 😅😂
@adamhawn2523 Жыл бұрын
Chris got Mr. Miyagi’d by Travolta 😂
@Renegade_2023 5 жыл бұрын
Best thing I’ve seen in awhile.
@autumnsnow6508 5 жыл бұрын
I love how he tells his daughter"shut the f### up" about the burger place opening 😂
@MexicanAndaJew 3 жыл бұрын
I cant get over that John Travolta story!!!
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