Here's the latest funny Songdrops song: Not Even For a Friend Like You. A funny song for good friends and best friends, By Bryant Oden.
Thanks as usual to Scott Martin for the great keyboards.
LYRICS:
We’ve been friends for a while
We’ve seen each other cry We’ve made each other smile
I’d do anything for you
Well keeping it real that’s not completely true.
If you’re hanging at home and you’re feeling alone
just pick up your phone, I’m on my way
If you’re feeling down knocked flat on the ground
and there’s no hope around, I’m on my way
If your phone goes splat in a toilet that is like a toxic vat
there’s no way
CHORUS:
Sorry there’s some things there’s just no way I’ll do
Not even for a friend like you
If you get a snake bite Where you sit and the site
needs the venom removed
I forgot to tell you, I recently moved.
If you get a call that leaves you in a free fall head banging a wall I’m on my way
If you get some good news, and now you could use a friend to share it just choose, I’m on my way
If you wake up in bed, a spider there on your head,
call an archer instead cuz there’s no way
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If your sewer pipe breaks and your place is a lake
I’m one call not to make
I’ve already dealt with more of that than I can take
If you run out of gas on a big icy pass
and you need some help fast There’s no way
If you’re moving again and you need a friend to work - the-whole-weekend-- There’s no way
If a bad stomach bug takes out your new rug
and you feel like a hug, yeah There’s no way
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