best of captain holt's brutal honesty | Brooklyn Nine-Nine

best of captain holt's brutal honesty | Brooklyn Nine-Nine | Comedy Bites

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9 ай бұрын

just how many moments of brutal honesty and savage insults can captain holt dole out? Literally just Captain Holt being brutally honest for 8 minutes straight... you're welcome.
From Brooklyn Nine-Nine, the NBC series revolving around Jake Peralta (Andy Samberg), a New York City Police Department (NYPD) detective in Brooklyn's fictional 99th Precinct, who often comes into conflict with his commanding officer, the serious and stern Captain Raymond Holt (Andre Braugher). The series also stars Terry Crews as Sargeant Terry Jeffords, Melissa Fumero as Amy Santiago, Stephanie Beatriz as Rosa Diaz, Chelsea Peretti as Gina Linetti and Joe Lo Truglio as Charles Boyle.
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@adammclaughlin845 8 ай бұрын

"I've never been more proud of you for anything in your life." "I mean, I've solved a lot of cases for you." "And yet crime has continued."

@SpiritusFrumenti 5 ай бұрын

He isnt wrong

@Ally.Cat.252 4 ай бұрын

The funniest one

@g80gzt 3 ай бұрын

"I've" he lied

@babyzorilla 9 ай бұрын

“ if you love someone, you’ll remember what they look like”-Holt

@reggyjohnson9083 9 ай бұрын

Ironic he was devastated he lost photos in a fire

@MikeRotch2020 7 ай бұрын

Yep. We heard him. Don't worry

@user-ir2xv3bk2l 4 ай бұрын

BARS!!!

@friendlyneigborhoodbean 3 ай бұрын

@@reggyjohnson9083 of treasured memories. Not of the people

@g80gzt 3 ай бұрын

A contraction, which means he lied.

@cesarvictoriano8072 9 ай бұрын

“Don’t people call you Ray?” *“How dare you….”*

@ludviglundqvist7334 9 ай бұрын

Top 3 Holt moments

@gen4john660 9 ай бұрын

Got em😂

@0g0dn0 8 ай бұрын

@@ludviglundqvist7334How many top Holt moments involve him saying “How dare you” to someone?

@corazon8255 3 ай бұрын

He also allowed Marcus to call him Ray as well, which is funny 🤣

@rja610 9 ай бұрын

Captain Raymond Holt is one of the best written characters in sitcoms.

@MichaelGreen-vk5xq 9 ай бұрын

*best written characters on television

@fowlgrowl888 9 ай бұрын

Dear jra610, I agree wholeheartedly with your astute analysis of this character within this medium. Sincerely, Captain Raymond Holt

@MichaelGreen-vk5xq 9 ай бұрын

@@fowlgrowl888 I'M A HUMAN! A HUMAN MALE

@oliverhooper435 9 ай бұрын

* Captain Raymond Jacob Holt

@chuckschuldinerisgodly 9 ай бұрын

Y a s s , queen. •_•

@armand3686 7 ай бұрын

RIP Andre Braugher. What a legend

@grimm_comics 7 ай бұрын

💯

@danbradbury4747 7 ай бұрын

I will remember what he looked like

@billyedsatiristry7952 9 ай бұрын

"I can't play favorites. You never did when you were in charge." " Of course I did." "Really? I never got any any special treatment." "I think you can do the math here." OMG seriously underrated burn.

@fosjutub 9 ай бұрын

it took me a while to do the math but dayum

@AstaYelling 9 ай бұрын

I still don’t understand this line help

@aditipramanik9923 9 ай бұрын

@AstaYelling I think he meant Terry wasn't his favourite🥲🥲 poor Terry

@AstaYelling 9 ай бұрын

@@aditipramanik9923 oh dang

@aditipramanik9923 9 ай бұрын

@@AstaYelling oh dang indeed 🥲🥲

@didemt1510 4 ай бұрын

"Who are you? WILLIAM Wonka?" This is so Captain Holt :D

@giannisk82 9 ай бұрын

Fun fact. At the very first episode Holt introduces himself at the squad as Captain Ray Holt.

@idanlewenhoff2295 9 ай бұрын

Noice

@miri96bolognA 9 ай бұрын

Exactly!! I think of it anytime!

@lizzyrank5405 8 ай бұрын

My goodness, I didn't realize he made such a blunder. I'm surprised Jake never said anything😂

@RictusHolloweye 6 ай бұрын

It was doubtless a strategy to encourage comradery and a lax attitude so that the captain could closer ascertain the level of professionalism of the precinct.

@enriquecabrera2137 4 ай бұрын

CAPTAIN Ray Holt. That means they should address him as Captain or Captain Holt. The Ray was a formality.

@Robert-hz9bj 8 ай бұрын

"Any smile that lasts longer than a second and a half is a con-man's ruse" is still the best life advice I have ever received...

@colinmartin3760 9 ай бұрын

Notice how he says to never take an adult who chews gum seriously, and then later on chews gum

@Sun-gv8yh 9 ай бұрын

DUDE I WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT THAT LMAO

@duckcoleman3745 9 ай бұрын

To be fair, that means he was being untrustworthy by saying that in the first place😂

@Joyful_Traitor 9 ай бұрын

I was looking for this comment

@YesIndeed-nt9lo 9 ай бұрын

Also Gina chews gum so does he trust her?

@Sun-gv8yh 9 ай бұрын

@@YesIndeed-nt9lo oooh, that's right. I wonder as well. Maybe he doesn't trust her then lmao

@dariusalexander8985 9 ай бұрын

"Any philosopher post Rousseau is essentially a magazine. You rube."

@bandziarang9952 9 ай бұрын

rousseau wasnt french😪

@FlashAm 8 ай бұрын

@@bandziarang9952 He lived most his life in Paris and died there. He was swiss-born but still a French citizen

@bandziarang9952 8 ай бұрын

@@FlashAm he referred to Geneva as his home many times, fair to say he felt Swiss

@FlashAm 8 ай бұрын

@@bandziarang9952 Fair enough, but I still see why some people consider him a French philosopher

@Ibasirov 6 ай бұрын

@@bandziarang9952oh yeah, that’s exactly how he is remembered in all countries: not french, Swiss born philosopher. Just like Zidane is not french football-player

@keennickolas8575 9 ай бұрын

Your relationship to PB&J? "I want a sandwich. I MAKE a sandwich. I EAT ... a sandwich."

@matthewgallaway3675 3 ай бұрын

A perfect beginning middle and end

@nsanders125 9 ай бұрын

I ALWAYS forget about the "William Wonka" line 😂😂

@user-yb1ob2mw4s 9 ай бұрын

"PAAAINNNN" my whole life

@miles3908 9 ай бұрын

1:49 Holt: “do not trust any adult who chews gum at all” 6:48 *Holt chews a piece of gum* He can’t be trusted!

@bagusadjie4522 9 ай бұрын

he was lying when he was chewing gum

@cesarjuarez931 4 ай бұрын

The heists prove that

@patrickn8355 4 ай бұрын

"Your mango yogurt" *WOOOO!*

@MrsBrennaAHyde 7 ай бұрын

RIP, Captain. You will be sorely missed. ❤️❤️

@Bobbymaccys 7 ай бұрын

“De-ball these bands!” 😂😂

@DSMTheEditor 9 ай бұрын

1:11 my all time favorite B99 joke 😂

@joels5150 7 ай бұрын

Man, Holt dropping that truth bomb on Terry is enough to give any cop an existential crisis. ‘and yet, crime continues’ 😢

@HandledToaster2 8 ай бұрын

Holt: The absolute KING of SASS.

@yyoveltube 9 ай бұрын

0:53 tell that to Kevin, your husband, who has a framed picture of you in his office.

@spiritzion 9 ай бұрын

and to himself in the mirror. he has a little figure of cheddar on his desk.

@Bazookatone1 8 ай бұрын

Kevin is much more Sentimental than holt,

@reeceytaylor 9 ай бұрын

Holt says if you love someone you'll remember what they look like but he has a picture of Cheddar in his office

@bagusadjie4522 9 ай бұрын

in that same episode, in the end he kinda understand why and let max 1 photo of loved ones on the desk

@trippinhard250 9 ай бұрын

@@bagusadjie4522 That was Amy I think

@jexelbur6872 9 ай бұрын

That might be an inside joke for how the dog playing Cheddar is different each season.

@reeceytaylor 9 ай бұрын

@@jexelbur6872 that was only because of dog availability

@lindam156 9 ай бұрын

Kevin also has Terry’s painting of Holt in his office 😂😂

@tim_m22 7 ай бұрын

Coming back to relive the good times, RIP Andre ‘Captain Holt’

@NeddyMontz 9 ай бұрын

1:00 "Keep your bands in a box or a bag." 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@34blackula 8 ай бұрын

"And deball these bands" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@vagabondwiz 8 ай бұрын

Holt's alliterative lines are my fav!

@SlideIX 9 ай бұрын

😂 I don’t remember the “magic genitalia” comment, I must have missed an episode 🤣

@kingolo97 9 ай бұрын

It was the episode where Amy hosted Thanksgiving, Jake met Amy's dad and Charles ordered a live turkey to butcher in Amy's bathroom

@cazia9 2 ай бұрын

S3 - Mr Santiago is the episode title

@TheDamnBeast 7 ай бұрын

The "yeesh" at 6:34 sounds ad-libbed and it elevates the burn a million fold.

@TheNoxian 7 ай бұрын

Here after the devastating news. Thank you, Andre, for everything.

@themonesterman6307 7 ай бұрын

RIP. An acting legend gone too soon.

@ingecruzvonmcbronwyn-san5098 9 ай бұрын

And yet no Emmy for him in a comedy role huh? Messed up if you ask me.

@Shadeza1373 9 ай бұрын

Anger 😂😂 even towards comedies 😂😂 Americans 🇺🇸

@machomanrandysandwich7625 5 ай бұрын

No one will ever be able to replace him. We lost something very very special when he passed.

@oliverhooper435 9 ай бұрын

0:08 i've just realised that Captain Holt's introduction from the show's intro is him standing in this position. I've found all the other characters positions but never been able to spot Captain's!

@PR-xm1gi 8 ай бұрын

Where’s Gina’s from?

@Rob-zq6bh 2 ай бұрын

WHERE IS GINA’S

@GoodNews-px2im 7 ай бұрын

This definitely hits different right now 😢😢 R.I.P

@beny2546 8 ай бұрын

Holt : And now for a message of hope Jake : aah a message of hope right on time Holt: everything is garbage

@mo300z3 7 ай бұрын

Rest in Peace Andre ❤

@marinakaye8284 7 ай бұрын

My fav., Gina, "Chartreuse alert!" Holt, "Gina, please limit your alerts to ROYGBIV!" Ah! RIP Captain Holt Xx

@tonylie5143 7 ай бұрын

R.I.P Captain Dad 😢

@AnimeshDas108 3 ай бұрын

RIP Andre, you'll be missed ❤

@andydotyhere303 8 ай бұрын

Never vacation in Banff.....so random and perfect

@nhd6128 8 ай бұрын

4:28 - I quote this all the time...

@ferlessgamerz4278 7 ай бұрын

thank you for one of the best series Captain Holt.

@adeletaylor6143 9 ай бұрын

Magical Genitalia takes me by surprise every time

@timothyjohnson9475 3 ай бұрын

Glory!! He play is Glory!! The "Pain" line was it. That drove me crazy!!

@seanA416 9 ай бұрын

"Never. Love. Anything."

@danbradbury4747 7 ай бұрын

I will remember what The Captain looked like 💔

@diegonovaes4974 2 ай бұрын

cap. holt saying "imbecile" is gold

@TheWoodnatalie 7 ай бұрын

I miss him already 😭😢

@latinguy67 6 ай бұрын

it's still so hard to believe Andre Braugher is gone. Such an amazing actor, and an awesome comedian.

@noobmasteroo69 7 ай бұрын

Can't believe he's not with us anymore

@markdonalds7735 8 ай бұрын

Well , brutal honesty got me into way too much trouble in my life but i have no regrets …

@mikepalmer2219 4 ай бұрын

Lol. Same here. Lol.

@SeungWannieWannie 7 ай бұрын

A brilliant human/genius gone too soon. See you at the precinct in the skies captain dad :(

@heartsrk 8 ай бұрын

"... I was just demonstrating to Dt. Peralta what a FACT is."

@vivianaespinoza5281 9 ай бұрын

Well I guess holt knows he’s in the world

@chandank4202 7 ай бұрын

RIP Captain

@aryansingh2620 7 ай бұрын

RIP Andre Braugher 💔

@toddrollins4508 7 ай бұрын

R.I.P Andre Braugher 😢

@indyspotes3310 6 ай бұрын

I like to imagine a world where Captain Holt and Ron Swanson are the best coworkers ever that still never talk sometimes...

@redhoodie4111 2 ай бұрын

"Don't people call you Ray?" "... How dare you?" I miss Andre Braugher

@cake58879 7 ай бұрын

RIP Andre Braugher 🙏🪦🕊

@maexslg-at 3 ай бұрын

7:22 replay button

@TaliZVasTyria 8 ай бұрын

6:47 "never trust an adult who eats gum" The man stands by his principles. I like that But then how am I supposed to trust his principles now? What is this paradox? HELP!!!!

@reneroo277 9 ай бұрын

If you love someone, you'll remember what they look like 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@ModernElectricRecordings-bl6bs 4 ай бұрын

The GREAT Andre Braugher. RIP All the young ones who love this show and live Holt, go search out his work in Homicide. Mindbending acting.

@joeyst.laurent1987 9 ай бұрын

1:12 this is my favourite one lmao

@fawamaco1848 9 ай бұрын

Omg the I think you can do the math there is so funny lmao

@BenE8844 Ай бұрын

Can you please explain this joke?

@vivianaespinoza5281 9 ай бұрын

Holt can be so stern stern is right

@idanlewenhoff2295 9 ай бұрын

Every time I'm shocked with the level of acting

@owned2easy 9 ай бұрын

wait.... holt is chewing gum at 6:50 but said not to trust any adult who chews gum at 1:50

@thehabz4190 9 ай бұрын

I like to think he does it to show Jake "clearly you don't trust me so I will chew gum to show that"

@BrandonNewby-es5it 9 ай бұрын

Love this show.

@drebouyer799 7 ай бұрын

RIP Captain Holt❤❤

@SArmagh681 4 ай бұрын

RIP Andre

@stevehess7481 6 ай бұрын

It is so hard to believe he's gone, he was the best character on the show.

@mikaelcyr3942 6 ай бұрын

Dear Andre Braugher. I will always remember what you look like. Much love from Quebec ❤❤

@rjd4763 7 ай бұрын

RIP Captain dad

@truepotential206 8 ай бұрын

"Sharon, you look big. like a Mighty tree"

@ztinkysacred 7 ай бұрын

Rest in Peace Andre

@keennickolas8575 9 ай бұрын

0:52 no. I actually DO FORGET how people look like. I forget faces. I mean, I recognize people, when I see them again ... but the longer I don't see them, the more difficult it gets for me, to picture their faces. :3

@nileshkumarjha4542 9 ай бұрын

I played favorites and you can do the maths. Good one Holt!

@ankitqwerty49123 7 ай бұрын

RIP Captain ❤

@ThotimusxPRIME 5 ай бұрын

Andre not getting an Emmy is a crime!!!

@mshshsh902 7 ай бұрын

RIP Captain !

@rishavrai99999 2 ай бұрын

2:39 I think you can do the math here😅

@ThatguyJoshman 6 ай бұрын

Terry actually got the brunt of the honesty

@annieberry4008 4 ай бұрын

RIP Andre Braugher 😢🌹

@Milkieeboba 9 ай бұрын

MORE HOLT PLSSS

@j.tastic9132 7 ай бұрын

Rip the GOAT

@The_King_of_Chefs 4 ай бұрын

6:32 I can't believe Raymond killed Terry live on air

@egeehaque9016 8 ай бұрын

LMMFAO 🤣🤣🤣 "and yet crime has continued"

@bryanchen7155 14 күн бұрын

The Brahms comment SENT ME.

@sammiepittman3130 7 ай бұрын

Any French philosophy post Rousseau is essentially a magazine 😂😂😂😂

@wariocheats9701 5 ай бұрын

And yet crime has continued 😂😂

@bs-gi3gs 9 ай бұрын

If BOONNNNNNEEEEEE is not on here👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀☠️

@DiscoSamurai 9 ай бұрын

That's not him being brutally honest, though. In fact, he's hiding the fact he needed to bone.

@bs-gi3gs 9 ай бұрын

@@DiscoSamurai it still needs to be in every compilation. Come on it is BOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNE 🤣

@burnthetrolls5971 5 ай бұрын

We love you Captain Holt always R.I.P.

@Lights_0wt 7 ай бұрын

PAAAIIIIIN!

@ohmann238 7 ай бұрын

Message of hope😂😂

@LeauxNBehold 6 ай бұрын

RIP icon

@fredmayhew7126 4 ай бұрын

I wish I had someone like Holt in my life 😢 much love to Andre and his family…”Ya rube”

@luntu.stofile 3 ай бұрын

I hate that I can't confidently say I can do the math at 2:30. He means that he'll be in a position to give Terry special treatment when he gets promoted back to Captain in a short time and thus will return the favour. Or implying that after his promotion, Terry will get a lifetime of special treatment because he will always outrank him.