That line is hilarious 😂 😂😂

Than gave cpr to a dead bird

He was dead ass 😂😂😂

He wasn't lying😂

That line was copied from a 70s sitcom called WKRP in Cincinnati.

I absolutely agree, his smartest answer ever.

I think we both are a little twisted there😅

Affirmative

The funniest thing in family guy. It’s so boring

Affirmative

The ordinary, non-magical reindeer!!😂

Yay free horse

Fantastic cutaway! 😂👌

“This guy gets it first 😡”

😢

Yay free horse!!

good

Its ability will trigger when Punishing Bird, Judgement Bird and Big Bird are breaching at the same time. If 2 of the mentioned Abnormalities are breaching, the other will breach immediately and trigger the event. The event can only trigger on Day 21 and onwards. When the condition is met, the event will start with a picture, beginning to tell the tale of The Black Forest. After that, a black portal gate, named the 'Entrance to the Black Forest' will appear in the main room of a random department. All the three birds will start to go towards the portal, ignoring their usual behavior. They will become immune to damage, and they cannot be targeted. However, the portal can be suppressed, which will end the event prematurely and return the Abnormalities to their containment units, but due to its high HPIcon.png HP at 13,000 and the fact that it's highly Resistant against RedDamageTypeIcon.pngWhiteDamageTypeIcon.pngBlackDamageTypeIcon.pngPaleDamageTypeIcon.png all damage types (x0.3), this usually isn't accomplished. When one of the birds reach the portal, a picture will appear, depending on which one of them reached the portal at the time, telling a part of their initial role in the story. The portal will change after each scene. When all the birds entered to the portal, another picture will appear, showing the 'monster' and after that, with a roar, Apocalypse Bird will be summoned. The whole facility's lights will shut down and Apocalypse Bird will periodically induce Qliphoth Meltdowns in the containment units of random Abnormalities across the facility (Sephirah Meltdown immunity doesn't affect these Meltdowns). From this point, the player cannot change the flow of time, pause, or enter the pause menu. Apocalypse Bird will teleport to main department rooms every 15~25 seconds and it possesses a variety of powerful attacks, listed here: It will attack every 4~6 seconds, dealing strong (23~43) BlackDamageTypeIcon.png Black Damage with its talons to entities in front itself, shaking the screen when hitting the floor. It makes a check every 5 seconds to decide which one of the attacks bellow it will use, after using one of these attacks it will wait 15 seconds before using one of them again. It has a 30% chance to charge a yellow orb, possessing 3~5 random employees in your facility and drawing them towards itself. Possessed employees will be freed from the Possession when reaching the Abnormality. (Big Bird) It has a 35% chance to open its wings and fire 26 yellow beams from its eyes at nearby employees, each beam dealing (8~14) BlackDamageTypeIcon.png Black Damage. (Big Bird) It has a 25% chance to use a golden balance, dealing (10~15) PaleDamageTypeIcon.png Pale Damage to all the employees in the facility. (Judgement Bird) It has a 10% chance to open the big red mouth in front its body, dealing massive (50~115) RedDamageTypeIcon.png Red Damage to the entities in front it. (Punishing Bird) The Abnormality can't be damaged due to being immune to every Damage Type. Even if Apocalypse Bird itself were to somehow take damage, it has an absurdly high amount of HPIcon.png HP at 330,000. The only way to defeat it is by destroying the 3 'eggs' scattered around the facility, taking out 1/3 of their HPIcon.png HP; which will spawn in random main department rooms when Apocalypse Bird is summoned. All eggs are weaker to certain Damage Type and their appearances will change when their HPIcon.png HP is dropped below 50%. Destroying one of the eggs will make appear a picture of the respective bird being defeated and removing part of the abilities of Apocalypse Bird, making it weaker. The 3 eggs, along with their appearance and effects, are: Small Beak: A white egg similar to Punishing Bird's body, with a big red mouth at the front. It possesses very high HPIcon.png HP at 6400. Destroying it will prevent the monster from using Punishing Bird's ability. Long Arms: An egg covered in bandages, similar to Judgement Bird's head. It possesses very high HPIcon.png HP at 9900. Destroying it will allow you to access the game speed and pause functions, and also prevent the monster from using Judgement Bird's ability. Big Eyes: A black egg covered in Big Bird's yellow eyes. It possesses very high HPIcon.png HP at 6400. Destroying it will turn the lights of the facility back on, limiting the monster's use of Big Bird's abilities. When all the eggs are destroyed, the last scene of the tale will appear, and after that, Apocalypse Bird will fall, defeated. All the birds will return to their containment rooms. The same event can't occur twice in the same day. All the Agents who survived the event will receive a Special E.G.O. Gift, called 'Through the Dark Twilight', giving them a black wing with eyes at the back of the Agent (Slot Back Right), the same as Apocalypse Bird, and increase all FortitudeIcon.pngPrudenceIcon.pngTemperanceIcon.pngJusticeIcon.png stats by 7. Additionally, the player will get Apocalypse Bird's E.G.O. Equipment (Weapon and Suit) after defeating the boss. The E.G.O. Weapon and Suit can be saved by returning to the Memory Repository or passing the day, but the E.G.O. Gift can only be kept upon passing the day. If an Agent in the facility is wearing the E.G.O. Weapon and/or Suit of Apocalypse Bird, the event will not occur even if all three birds breach.

thats exactly what they do

Actually, it's Barry.

@@BornAgainCynic0086 it does not have a name

@@HesoEsro Well, Barry will be very unhappy to find that out. Even though he refered to himself as "Adam of your labours"

Break a leg (not literally) learning English. It's another way of saying good luck by the way. English is quite hard at 1st for beginners but u'll get used 2 it. Alright? Just know, it's a lot more easier than learning Japanese. I still struggle sometimes but I'm getting the hang of it.

He actually said there was a timer

@@mattlinderman5465 the timer would need a mechanism which was attached to the trigger.

Trying to find logic in a cartoon with talking animals ?

@@momiaxe5123 Trying to shut down technical misinformation wherever I see it

You look fun irl

No it doesn’t

@@Deathworm-eg5lt it has his moments but the last seasons where more cheap humor... It dosent mean its not funny, Adam Sandler is filthy rich doing It and people love It.

@@alinmarian9171 well I agree that the later seasons aren’t as good but family guy as a whole is a good show and the earlier seasons are definitely not cheap

Shutup meg

cheap humor = junk food. ready for instant consumption and addictive

A dog did died in space...

He farted

No copyright ©

Maybe

He farted in there