Best of Nathan's Security Guard - Nathan For You
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Күн бұрынNothing can break security guard Simon Kellogg's focus, except for his crippling obsession with large breasts.
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About Nathan For You:
Nathan Fielder is a business advisor who implements strategies that no traditional consultant would dare attempt. Whether it's creating a coffee shop called Dumb Starbucks, inventing a poo-flavored yogurt or staging an elaborate video where a pig saves a goat, no idea is too daring. And while Nathan's efforts may not always succeed, they always have big results. This is Nathan For You.
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@hockeyman1o1 2 жыл бұрын
If only we had more detail into Simon’s morning routine. Kind of just rushes through it, right?
@dirtycoffee8964 2 жыл бұрын
Hilarious 😂 ❤️
@bondisa7276 2 жыл бұрын
Then the microwave sounded and I knew my hot pockets was done
@potatoman4325 2 жыл бұрын
@@bondisa7276 I laughed so hard at that line
@upc.barcodes83 Жыл бұрын
@@bondisa7276 my trick is to take the first bite, open the sandwich a little bit then i blow in the inside.
@mdrzn Жыл бұрын
@@bondisa7276 Then I took it out!
@emilykilcran5535 Жыл бұрын
I died when trisha came out 😭😂😂😂😂
@Adriannwho Жыл бұрын
I was looking for this comment 😭
@CCS565 Жыл бұрын
Emily the goth ghost
@Jackplexico 11 ай бұрын
His eye contact was immaculate.
@Alphoric 9 ай бұрын
@@WisconSinner4_4they’re probably just English we do that a lot, it’s literally part of our identity
@blackbatpictures 8 ай бұрын
I SQUEALed
@philmstud2k 2 жыл бұрын
I'd love to see Nathan on The Eric Andre Show. Unstoppable force meets an immovable object.
@Perfectix Жыл бұрын
nathan, eric andre, and t&e
@frajoladellagato Жыл бұрын
Have you ever seen them in the same room? 🤔
@zachfuru1249 Жыл бұрын
The ultimate cross over
@rodrigomarcondes5857 Жыл бұрын
They have very different styles, Nathan is dry and subdued, Eric is explosive and manic
@jimbobbby Жыл бұрын
Can you imagine
@WattyMcfly 2 жыл бұрын
PLEASE BRING THIS SHOW BACK! The world needs Nathan
@Awesomesufff 2 жыл бұрын
@@skyprescottfish9339 Nathan wanted to end it
@nickl9317 2 жыл бұрын
Can’t do it anyway. Too many people know him and it would have to be scripted
@TechRevs00 2 жыл бұрын
@@nickl9317 impractical jokers been going for like 10 years
@fulltimeslackerii8229 2 жыл бұрын
@@TechRevs00 and they stopped being funny 10 years ago
@TechRevs00 2 жыл бұрын
@@fulltimeslackerii8229 your wrong opinion has nothing to do with the point.
@matthewbless3335 2 жыл бұрын
"Today for breakfast I made a hot pocket sandwich because it tastes better than cereal," I mean, who *wouldn't* want a hundred episodes of this thing?
@justinmott7186 2 жыл бұрын
I was sold at that point
@agayactornamedmichaeldougl6289 Жыл бұрын
I dont want 100 episodes.... cuz I want 69 million!!!!
@andresayabproject 2 жыл бұрын
Comedy central or adult swim or anybody needs to give Simon a show that plays at like 3am. We havent even heard his night routine yet
@lemon4087 Жыл бұрын
yeee! Also Id love for him to gog a bit more into his morning routine, feels like hes holding back some stuff............
@bm______ 2 жыл бұрын
man i really feel for simon, especially since im living with the same condition as him
@slorlordjr.3024 Жыл бұрын
Autism?
@gforce9596 Жыл бұрын
For me it's large bottoms as well.
@capitalreckless5516 11 ай бұрын
Autism?
@videoscota7399 9 ай бұрын
Low IQ?
@professoroak445 Жыл бұрын
“and I knew my hot pockets was done” give him an Emmy
@jup5431 2 жыл бұрын
The random Trisha Paytas Cameo at 4:54 is everything I didn’t know I needed
@bobobandy9382 Жыл бұрын
I had to look up who that was and her wikipedia article is hilarious.
@noodledude2171 Жыл бұрын
i was surprised...
@BrendanCescon Жыл бұрын
same haha
@shaquille_0atmeal69_ Жыл бұрын
@@bobobandy9382 what’s funny about it? Lol i looked it up and it just describes what she does lol
@bobobandy9382 Жыл бұрын
@@shaquille_0atmeal69_ I guess I could summarize it with "yuck."
@TheGoodContent37 2 жыл бұрын
Simón replying with "ok" randomly is the best editing bit ever! xD
@ComicalRealm 2 жыл бұрын
You may not like it, but these security guards are what peak male physical fitness looks like
@cornjobb 2 жыл бұрын
who doesn't like a bear?
@katherenewedic8076 2 жыл бұрын
So what. It's beside the point.
@Solidsteakx 2 жыл бұрын
@@katherenewedic8076 it’s the entire point.
@Kevin_A 2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@ItsRequeVII Жыл бұрын
obesity is peak masculine fitness? hot
@vicjose 2 жыл бұрын
This show was so ahead of It's time, I wish we had more.
@tihollis Жыл бұрын
It really fits this generations humor. I bet at the time people were just weirded out or confused
@vickieg9176 Жыл бұрын
@@tihollis exactly
@theonlyron 11 ай бұрын
Nathan has another show. It's called The Rehearsal.
@gatorfantom 2 жыл бұрын
“I’m sorry I’m gonna have to pass.” “And pass means?” “No.” “Right.”
@spencergrobbins Жыл бұрын
When Nathan asked him “You have an Elvis costume?” I died inside because I knew the next thing I was going to see was Simon in an Elvis costume.
@skyty0 Жыл бұрын
"Thanks for coming out." "Ok." Best dialogue I've ever seen
@montega. 2 жыл бұрын
This guy is a 10 himself. Both physically and intellectually.
@ryankidder 2 жыл бұрын
Nathan and his security guard are both The best thing since sliced bread
@dildonius 2 жыл бұрын
Random Trisha Peytus (sp?) out of nowhere!
@sixmanephonk 2 жыл бұрын
🤣
@claytonipepperoni9605 2 жыл бұрын
I’m glad I’m not the only one who noticed thought I was crazy
@jam9676 2 жыл бұрын
They were also in a Tim & Eric ep 😳
@christianmagdaleno4610 2 жыл бұрын
The morning routine bit is one of the funniest ideas on the entire show!
@joschka4183 Жыл бұрын
seamlessly transitioning from present to past tense and back again
@uhh_p 11 ай бұрын
100 gahahaha
@MoisesZTech 3 ай бұрын
Brooooo
@jonathanturkmusic Жыл бұрын
Satire of the highest level. Wow what a weird genius Nathan is.
@andrewbowden6982 Жыл бұрын
Satire?
@mohamedaminekhadhraoui6417 7 ай бұрын
I don’t think this is satire dawg.
@jonathanturkmusic 7 ай бұрын
@@mohamedaminekhadhraoui6417 satire is defined as the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues. Pretty sure Nathan’s work qualifies as satire dawg.
@Browdeh Жыл бұрын
6:56 the way his face lit up was amazing lol
@amarshall2896 2 жыл бұрын
We’ve come a long way since this aired. I think the world is now ready for Simon Sees.
@darraghgallacher1874 2 жыл бұрын
Somebody in production definitely told him to make himself look more like Paul blart
@TomGallagherSuperboyBeyond Жыл бұрын
"i've been looking for this game for a long time. Have you got a saw? i wanna cut it in half." LOL
@MoisesZTech 3 ай бұрын
Legit died
@itube101a 2 жыл бұрын
2:47 It's gotta be substantial " zoning out for few seconds "
@kintsugi3160 2 жыл бұрын
6:30 The coolest handshake ever!
@BikingVikingHH 2 жыл бұрын
A simple Simon… that knows what he wants. I respect him.
@netiii Жыл бұрын
3:42 Nathan trying to pull Simon's pants up 😭
@xxbrixx2049 Жыл бұрын
Saw this on Instagram because the guard was funny and did not expect to see Trisha Paytas at all 😂 She really has been in EVERY THING.
@jackelewish1568 7 ай бұрын
Even Tim and Eric sketches.
@TheEarlThePearl1 Жыл бұрын
Police officer: “your entire family was killed in a plane crash.” Simon: “ok.”
@PerspectiveEngineer Жыл бұрын
The pure ridiculousness of Nathan is just genius beyond the quality of genius.
@evanswny 2 жыл бұрын
Simon seems like a nice simple person
@antoniojames9493 2 жыл бұрын
That clothing store owner is a cutie.
@Mo-mc3mw 2 жыл бұрын
yes
@AbduCola Жыл бұрын
Her chest could be more substantial
@tumochilboshi8220 2 жыл бұрын
6:56 Simon’s smile is cute aww
@ja37452 Жыл бұрын
I dont know why but that scene of Nathan at 7:10 sitting in his chair emotionless just kills me
@jennifertorres-morales4505 Жыл бұрын
Someone needs to add 4:51 to Trish Payta's resume of shows they've been on
@TheMrKlump 2 жыл бұрын
They gotta be substantial.
@anthonypizzulli7109 Жыл бұрын
“ok, i’m leaving now. this is what i’m stealing”
@newthrash1221 Жыл бұрын
"i make a hot pocket sandwich cause it was better than eating cereal". Same.
@ricenoodlezbr1576 2 жыл бұрын
Ok I died at 3:46 when he pulled his pants up
@zbs8334 Жыл бұрын
Wrong time stamp
@seanohalloran7405 Жыл бұрын
This is meme gold my friends - GOLD. We need Nathan
@zach6101 8 ай бұрын
"Simon? Thanks so much for coming out." "Okay."
@wellhung6189 Жыл бұрын
We need to know simons nightly routine. What happens before going to sleep is just as important as when he wakes up
@Jeremy_the_bot Жыл бұрын
We know he fills up a glass of water and puts it on his nightstand for the next morning.
@tamekabuckley2991 Жыл бұрын
At least he is being honest 😂
@zachariahshort6546 3 ай бұрын
Simon is just a man who knows what he wants outta life. Mad respect
@azcardguy7825 Жыл бұрын
I would 100% watch a show about this dude just standing around checking chicks out all day long lol
@williampoole1742 Жыл бұрын
That's how insane television networks are, I would watch that show in a heartbeat
@TheColdestWater 2 жыл бұрын
Security guard Nathan has big standards for the special promotion! 😅🤣
@MrJray1120 Жыл бұрын
Then the microwave sounded and I knew my Hot Pockets was done
@yungtuna 2 жыл бұрын
Bring this show back
@emeryweaver3796 Жыл бұрын
Now I see what show inspired Rick and Morty's interdimensional TV. This is the wildest shyt I've ever seen on TV and it's had me laughing in tears for years.
@pun2023 8 ай бұрын
Rick and Morty could never do what Nathan For You did.
@RKochel721 8 ай бұрын
"Hot pocket sandwich" genius😅
@charliestokes4520 Жыл бұрын
The saw scene gets me every time
@destroyerofsenses 2 жыл бұрын
Bring the show back.
@luis_de_mayo1616 19 күн бұрын
Simons such a regular guy LOL would love to have a beer with this guy he seems so genuine
@Garrettdx1988 7 ай бұрын
Simon's Hot Pocket technique is impeccable
@hamburglr1 2 жыл бұрын
Bro it's a hot pocket you don't add the word sandwich 😂
@cottonkeef5633 2 жыл бұрын
It says it on the packaging
@hamburglr1 2 жыл бұрын
@@cottonkeef5633 so weird
@palimdragonmaster3k 2 жыл бұрын
Bring the show back
@jari_428 4 ай бұрын
9:50 The insane call-forward now that the actor who played the main pirate in Captain Phillips had a role on The Curse
@cdglade Ай бұрын
for real and the stealing from the store thing reminded me of the curse too
@rinakiyama8899 Жыл бұрын
This is the only time that i laughed at the statement, "it's gotta be substantial."
@Icn_atitagain Жыл бұрын
Top flight security of the world Craig🤣🤣🤣
@mjacksonisperfect Жыл бұрын
Trisha pastas really pops up in every single thing on TV in the early late 00’s-2010s
@stan831 Жыл бұрын
Can we know what happened between Simon and Tricia that night? I mean Simon deserved some nice treat for holding up his cover in such a life or death situation
@stretchandbend Жыл бұрын
Trisha Paytas has a KZfaq channel you should check out if you want to lose brain cells
@exosvocals2526 Жыл бұрын
Trisha gave birth to her first born a few days ago and named her Malibu Barbie
@Fridge_Fiend Жыл бұрын
Simons daughter ❤️
@pun2023 8 ай бұрын
Trisha Paytas is now the mother of the reincarnated Queen of England. She really has come a long way.
@asssm89 7 ай бұрын
Simon is a national hero
@waedjradi 2 жыл бұрын
I love Simon! lol
@ernestoleitao8684 2 жыл бұрын
happen 2 have a cordless reciprocating saw, fn awesome DD
@zerolelouch22 Ай бұрын
6:33 Nathan’s telling him to look at the camera hahaha
@netiii Жыл бұрын
PLSSS TRISHA REALLY HAS TRIED OUT EVERY SHOW 😭 I wish I found out abt this show sooner
@griffinrochat6516 Жыл бұрын
That was great! ... ok... What a unit 😍
@dylanroberts6119 Жыл бұрын
I could only think of one thing while watching this just now…where has this show been my whole life and I have never lost track of 18 minutes in my life like this before….
@idrisabdi1397 2 жыл бұрын
This guy reminds me of the guy who acted in mentalist the series(Jane). the way he maintains eye contact
@honeybadgerjay1724 5 ай бұрын
I loved when that guy asked for a saw, then when he's handed one he says weird
@seanrimada8571 Жыл бұрын
The year is 2077, the day the bombs fell. This man, Kellogg -destroyed everything I ever loved and fought for. If only I knew you were a security guard, man now I know why you took the job for the Institute.
@user-rd6vf7xk1x Жыл бұрын
'i never really use it because the arcade is more comfortable...'
@hizzy70 3 ай бұрын
No one is realer than simon
@TaskerFilms Жыл бұрын
"Thanks for coming out" "Okay"
@BillyBob-dv1rd 2 жыл бұрын
Thus show was awkwardly awesome
@lathamrowe 2 жыл бұрын
Guarding all the pies 🥧
@caoimheamberclancy2794 Жыл бұрын
“Thanks so much for coming out” “Ok”
@BradleyG01 Жыл бұрын
i kinda feel bad for the dude. he really thought he was doing a reality show but people are just laughing at him. hopefully he was either in on it or tought it was funny too
@frajoladellagato Жыл бұрын
He’s an actor. He’ll be fine.
@ThePeanut999 Жыл бұрын
That's really too bad, I'd love to binge some Simon sees
@Phatxam Жыл бұрын
Why does the part of Simons morning routine is like something out of 600lbs life 🤣
@patricksullivan869 Жыл бұрын
"thanks so much for coming out" "ok"
@rizingzun 7 ай бұрын
Simon is a total creep 😂
@Willowcreek19 Ай бұрын
Straight up rabbit hole haha
@Nonyabiz_25 Жыл бұрын
Trish?!?!?!!!!!! Lol 😂
@Alec_Reaper Жыл бұрын
I love the first thing someone does when seeing a rare arcade game is to saw it in half to fit it in a car
@spokezman Жыл бұрын
Nathan is hilarious!
@cupslaflare 2 жыл бұрын
7:10 story of my life .
@michellelemmink6487 2 жыл бұрын
wait was that Trisha?!?!?!?
@loremipsum3000 2 жыл бұрын
yee
@dandean1351 Жыл бұрын
The v neck one is my fave 😅😅
@chrisswaffield59 2 жыл бұрын
Bro im dieing
@taddy_mason4197 2 жыл бұрын
Why does Nathan remind me of Tina Belcher?
@paterson90 2 жыл бұрын
Same, think it's the super dry delivery.
@alexslim880 Жыл бұрын
He did play Tina Belcher's bf Jordan on Bob's Burgers in that episode The Land Ship.
@davidcano5455 2 жыл бұрын
Simon knows what he likes..
@Ren722 Жыл бұрын
We need Simon Sees on HBO Max :0
@damienrowley443 Жыл бұрын
Simon does hot pocket sandwiches right. Bravo
@kipkapper3014 2 жыл бұрын
i couldnt stay in either of those coffins
@Bea54694 2 жыл бұрын
“Oh well… more businesses next week”
@weaponsofmassdestruction9734 Жыл бұрын
During this I got an ad with a song that went like my favorite obsession is and it was a bunch of men in just boxer's
@nikitagorkovets4336 11 ай бұрын
I didn't know there was anyone else in this industry who could act like Nathan.
@Bigmagana 10 ай бұрын
Simon seems like a solid dude
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