Finally something to listen to while I jelq

There's something magical and powerful about hearing Ding Dong say Tomar.

I'll never get over chris unknowingly framing tomar for blowing up that random guys house because he was holding a flint and steel even though zach laid the tnt and chris stepped on the pressure plate. Three stooges ass behavior

Zach belly laughing at Chris’ blooper reel of pranks in Minecraft will forever be a classic moment of Oneyplays… Feels like just yesterday I saw that. On a real note I hope the channel can go on like it is, and Smiling Friends and Bowlbo don’t cloud their synergy.

finally a new comp video to slumber and astral project with

I really need to get this off my chest. At 1:23:23, Zach places TNT right next to a pressure plate which is then triggered by Chris causing a chain reaction leading to dissatisfaction bombarding action within this Minecraft faction in a snowed land with no traction.

“Hey Lois, remember the time Oney ACTUALLY plays?”

3:15 I love how Julian genuinely sounds like he's scolding Chris there.

My favorite Oneyplays scene is when Chris and Zach start saying the Lord’s Prayer and Tomar panics and begins reciting a Jewish prayer out of fear terror and/or fight or flight

“VOLUME 1” is what you should set your sound to so that the funnie screams don’t deafen you

the moth with the ff7 battle theme kills me

The title of the video is hilariously passive aggressive

I was listening to this to fall asleep, and at some point I was hearing a Zach hypothetical in my sleep that was actually affecting the course of my dream

3:44:44 Ding Dong saying Tomar alerted the universe.

Oney and the crew have this magic to them that even old clips feel like they’re new. Thank you for helping spread that magic my friend

2:34 A drunken Christopher Walken voicing Mario.

Nearly 4 hours.. holy guacamole..

1:27:54 Tomar pleads the terrorist to have mercy on his temple

“Dear Lord, give me EVERYTHING” took me out for some reason

Oney the best non playing lets player

3:25:59 Just putting a note down for happy/laughing Ding Dong~

I really do be brapping

Sitting down to watch this with a big bowl of frogulli

Zach's screaming woke me up

Mario is definitely fat buff, bro will have calves of steel

I find it really sweet how Zach actually felt bad about accidentally blowing up that persons house in minecraft 😭

the fucking ONE clip of teardown lmfao

I love how Zach is suspicious of Tomar being in creative but completely trusts chris

Once they turn into Ender Dragons, it starts going into genuinely distressing end of days in the server, and I don't know if it could have been any more entertaining.

10:34 mario odyssey theme song

I’ll always love the way Zach can’t get past saying “hey Peter” before he gives up on the family guy roleplay

I hate Julian's logic but I guess I understand like maybe he took a pipe but canonically, he's from Brooklyn.

After the 38:00 mark when the FFVII battle against Mothra began.

Why is this the video that I always wake up too when I fall asleep to OneyPlays. Everytime I open my I pad it’s almost always this video with either the Wind Waker or best of Zach 2023 paused on the play next screen.

Slept in listening to this, slept for another 3 hours and dreamt about a stink so foul it awoke me

KZfaq I’m only gonna comment this once: when I’m watching mind pulp stop giving me oney. They aren’t the same.

the mandalorian alien bit is always the best

@3:20 when they are trying to learn the Simpson theme, the joy in their gasps as they learn the Simpsons theme on ocarina is wholesome as hell

I hope one day they upload the world file for the Minecraft server. I would love to go fly around and check out what people built

Bleugh Bleugh bleeeuuugh

The minecraft segment had me laughing so fckin hard

4:21, I forgot how funny Julian’s “HWAT IZ THEES?”

3:06:35 3D Zelda make my brain invert.

Flapstick fr the kinda guy to be on a watch list, but we like'em

3:25:30 is the best Nostalgia Critic impression.

3:07 surprised they didn't make an atopthefourthwall joke here

Hidden within this compilation is another one: Best of Oney Using a Voice Changer

it's time to OneyPlay some games

9:03 Say what you want, but that was a pretty epic moment

700th Subscriber. Congrats chief.

49:50 if I wanna die I'm gonna take you with me

Bookmark 1:52:44

I asked you for this video like 17 years ago man

I love how the chat is censored since the sinners only complain about admins.

I didn’t know Chris was the origin of the Mario eh eh eh meme

Yesss

Thanks

I love how Chris gets mad that the Zeldapedia isn’t called Linkapedia, as if linkapedia makes any sense at all.

A B S O L U T L E Y N O T

Pls I must’ve just fell asleep for a moment

ROME FELL IN 1997

Moments like Ding Dong getting really excited for making Mario naked make me really sad that they weren't able to extend his two-year lifespan.:(

Look Tomar! Poopsville! Yea.

30:15 love the Oingo Boingo moment

Goomba!

I pooped today

Game: Minecraft

IIII-I-I love little birds

7:00 literally me

Bit of a missed opportunity really, record Tomar reading out the whole Tomar emerald thing for those of us so invested in learning the hard work that went into the creation of the shrine and the writing therin. Jump cut, boom, add the cut to the patreon or some s***, everyone happy, profit. I only cared enough to type this crap out on a compilation video.

Did they just watch a KZfaq video of resident evil?

Seriously how did he know though

2:23:29

2:27:55 3:11:37 3:25:13

The slave owning shaggy checks out because he is related to Confederate Soldiers.

44:05 OPEN NA NOOR

Wow 😂

15:50 The banana

54:23 3:45:45

23:07

What is that song @33:25

mario heheheh

16:40

does this video freeze at random point for anybody else

@Flapstick when you cream do you scream?

finally we have proof that chris hasnt been doing his job himself. barely 4 hours and its HIS CHANNEL! he always said "as long as you guys are having fun, its not even work, so why should I pay you?" his whole channel has been build on the backs of his friends!! this is so wrong, it sickens me! I cant believe I ever thought he was funny!!!

What do you mean ACTUALLY plays? :0

"Wow a f*****"

im eating a

2:55:32 Lyke 😂 "a woman"

17:30

41:34 48:19

3:44:21

You’re a gamer????

I thought this was clips where like the gameplay is the focus of the thing but its just random funnies again lol (Not saying its bad just not what i expected)

This shit needs to get off my autoplay

21:10 Pray to Jesus and get power. I timestamp the funny

It really is sad that this man no longer plays games. Even Bowlbo is nowhere to be seen. This is no longer a passion project for him, just a routine that earns him money.

this is probably the most annoying video youtube has every autoplayed

Bowser’s bellend.