True that

Na man Millhouse will always be the loser of the show. Proof? His dad is Kirk 😂

That's funny

@@OzzieEratli can i borrow a feeling??

agreed!

Ikr? Then again today's normal kids would rather play with their phones then play Yahtzee or Scrabble.

Melissa Cooper yes it’s almost like when people have the ability to access the worlds largest database of information literally in their pocket, they want to take advantage of that...

@@brettjohnson536 thank you

@@melissacooper4482 never thought I'd actually use this phrase but: o k a y b o o m e r

@@chavzone I was born in 1979. So I'm not a baby boomer.

lol

3:25 one problem at a time...

And then that future episode with blind Ned...

Mrs Simpson: uh I think he’s saying he’s okay Ned: 😒

@Aden Eden this better not be a scam

Don't forget "dice are Satan's bones", dumb yet funny. That's why the Simpsons are a longrunning cartoon. Keep filling our lives with laughter, Simpsons, for the next 30 years that come!

All languages stem from whatever words were used over and over and taught to eachother, or variations of words from another language that had to be used over and over. Then there's slang

One word: meme If God created this, the world is lost

I’m so glad that the people in this comment section have IQ above room temperature unlike some of these other comment sections!

@@princess11251 yep usually there is at least one person feeling offended and trying to defend a stupid Bible or religious statement, even though it’s often obvious, how dumb that is.

he actually does canonically have anger issues, and being a devout christian is what repressed those issues he had as a kid.

Rick De La O I like your pin!!!!!

@@judytripp2908 thanks!!

Sam Grzelachowski lol

Nice quoting the video

I guess Rod is gay

@@maliaferry8212 he's just confused because men wear dresses in church. I think they call them "priests " or something....

Malia Ferry that dose not mean he’s gay

*Sobs and runs into room*

@Joseph Richter in season 2 the war of simpsons, Ned and Maude go to reverand lovejoy to improve their marriage, Lovejoy asked them what is wrong, Maude said Ned to say it with sadness, then Ned said sometimes Maude god bless her she underlines my Bible cause she can't find her one, homer was around and said, lucky you don't keep guns in the house.

I still don’t wanna eat my damn vegetables

Everybody is gangsta until Rod and Tod eat sugar.

@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 Don't hog it all, smellyhead!

So awesome how it looks like you're DP is reading a book too!

@FuckYouAllToPieces Legends say we will never decipher what he meant to say

Hasta

FuckYouAllToPieces “Display picture” genius 😒

It's funny because he thinks Harry Potter is a Devil-worshipping Nazi.

no bible stories for you tonight

sorry this is a Christian server no swearing its a meme

d Jae And now mommy is dead.

And now she's *DEAD*

asismengrid I said I don’t want any damn vegetables!

Alexander Silady dice are Satan's bones

DiCe aRe SaTaNs BoNeS

How about yatze

God will never like them if they where real

*_dIcE aRe sAtAnS bOnEs_*

We really miss you Mrs. K

-Bart, 2013

Yeah she really did try to make then normal

A man as good as Ned lost TWO wives and his house.

He made it possible for the Simpsons to get their house back, even if that was handled in a pat and clumsy fashion like all their recent attempts to deal with real-world issues.

Would that make it a quintcycle?

That’s just sad

Get away from him you lil freaks! Lolol

@@dalegarvey326 Yeah that ain't right

Hes pretty helpless

Shanon Isbell no bible stories for you tonight

Penelope Clearwater waaHHHHH

You knew i had a temper when u married me

I can see why

Yeah, me neither

HAH! GAYYYY

Ratelzwatel SWEET HOME ALABAMA

OMG those kids are warped!

@@homersimpson6585 Roll Tide Roll

Alabama check

They have several of those. The one where Bart pretends to be her love-by -etter to prank her and then feels bad so let's her of real smooth is a great one.

I love the episodes where the characters act like real people who have compassion for others and don’t shove their beliefs or morals onto other people Lisa.

They both understand their respective assignments 😂

Bart is a little hellraiser, but he's more interesting than my two little stepsons

@@EdnaK728😂

hate to be spelling/grammar nazi but it's pastime

@@sjang816 nah u gud, it autocorrected

Try eating them

Animal cruelty is fun i guess.

Worms can actually survive underwater for weeks. Still, It's still funny

Slashbash Holy shit I just noticed that

Lol and he still fell over.

"They're gonna get eaten alive in middle school."

Yeah and he still fell over. That's just wrong

He got two sets of training wheels

Teresa Kinsley I never even noticed that lol

Ned's wifes name also rhymes with God

Wait what was her name again?

ShonenFanboy 194 Maude

That doesn’t make any sense, how’s Maude name rhymes with god?

Exactly

I feel kinda called out-

Crying at how accurate this is

No matter how good their relationship is, there is no siblings who haven't thought in history I'm sure

More like anime writers

Religion

Ralph still exists

@@Wil401Gaming Ralph actually goes outside and interacts with people. Plus he's very funny and out there

Martin, Wendell, Database Exists

Even Ralph wiggum can whoop their asses if he had the chance. Even Maggie can punk them.

kotan80 w

Agreed

I agree!

Indeed but they can get a bit annoying

And funny

Probably no more than Homer's ruined his. In fact, I can see Rod and Todd being different than Ned when they grow up, to the point of rebelling against some of their father's views. Whereas I can see Bart just morphing into Homer.

tenchi586 the cycle continues in the male Simpson. They're always abused by their fathers and the difference is Homer didn't turn out as a failure. Bart on the other hand might because everyone expects it from him and no one gives him any nurturing for him to change. Deep inside he actually is a good kid. I know people will disagree but I say that Homer and Marge are in fact horrible parents. Homer obviously is a horrible father but Marge is a lousy mother in a sense she doesn't discipline her children, she's overbearing with Maggie, she can't lecture/teach Lisa on how to socialize and she'll find ways to ruin the fun.

Honestly, Ned Flanders is a much better human than Homer and most other people. So if Rod and Todd become like Ned, that will actually be pretty good.

Mr. Awesome Religious upbringings are good. But this is an example of taking it way too far

Brendan Einhorn i hope they grow up with cool moustaches and say diddly alot.

i think Rod and Tod are gay

MrGrimjaw Nah. When I was young I wanted to wear one cause it was a really hot day and it looked airy.

In the episode "Bart to the Future" there is a joke where Flanders thanks Bart for not 'outing' Rod and Todd

When I was little I used to play with dolls and play "daddy" with them. And I went through a phase where I was jealous of girls dresses because they looked comfortable. I grew out of it once I was about 10 or 11 it happens.

MrGrimjaw YAY...that would make,the show better

"YAY lmagination Chris more

Jacob Fernandez

i got a rock

They are weirdoes

Thanks I forgot how to see

That is if they make it through elementary school first.

They're overly sheltered and go to a catholic school

*burns the book*

Durr Burger Gaming a wild santa's little helper appears

same with Bewitched, I dream of Jennie, and Charmed all went to hell.

The Deathly Hallows are similar to the Holy Trinity. I’m just saying.

Lol my parents didn’t let me read Harry Potter as a kid because it advocated witchcraft lmao

I grew up near a lot of Christian families like this and they did not help their kids when they went to high school or out in the worldS

It's never good to protect your child too much, they really have a really hard time in the real world

Life ends immediately when you micro manage it.

At least they’re not subjected to the kind of verbal and physical abuse Bart gets from Homer. If anything, it just goes to show that even when the writers try to stack the deck against the Flanders family, the Simpsons themselves still come off looking worse and it’s their show! They are the worst characters on their own show.

It isn’t just hyper-Christian families that do this. The parents of disabled children do it all the time.

Lmao hahaha

The Great Hawk oh my

Oh shit that would be fuckin metal

As an Irishman, I can honestly tell you that MOTHERS actually do that. Trust me, I know from experience X,D

That would have meant that he didn't grow up from when he was a child. In Hurricane Neddy from season 8, he uncontrollably beat up other kids due to lack of discipline from his parents.

Vivi D That's it young man, no bible stories for you tonight

Vivi D That’s What everyone said

*weeps and runs upstairs*

Weren't you a little hard on him

@@_JustAnotherKid__ well you knew I had a temper when you married me

Rod and Todd are litte freck

OneToughCookie TheKZfaqHero Ikr HILARIOUS

Congratulations you can identify when a joke is made.

Melody Thanks man. I pride myself on that

The baby who shot Mr.Burns wants them dead lol

I cant , i cant..and friends is the best episode??!!

That’s Rod-

Maude knew he had a temper when she married him

That's it young man, no bible stories for you tonight!

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helpme • 69,420 years ago don't you think you went a little hard on him?

First Off The Watch Well you knew he had a temper when you married him.

Nullicity “me” not him

Det Mstr He itself has issues with that.

I should show this quote to my parents

Det Mstr He’s religious he can’t afford that.

I’m almost as sheltered as them and I’m agnostic.

thats the joke

RIP Todd's train

Rod

I appreciate his honestly

Or boyfriends

There will be no girlfriends

Too soon

Don Williams it’s been a year since this comment and more since her death. We’ve waited long enough.

Still too soon

If Maude hadn't died would the boys had been just nice normal kids? Or would they still have been socially awkward?

Still too soon.

"...One problem at a time boy"

And can play with there big boobs

Does Rod secretly hope to wear dresses himself when he grows up?

Well, in somr futuristic episode they turned out to be gay.

“I’m jealous of DDDWA because his profile picture is slightly better than mine”

Joshua Ford disturbing but true

I bet u even Ralph can punk them out of their money

I bet u even Ralph can punk them out of their money

​@Marcus Trice u ain't wrong

What about Milhouse

The book went to hell too I guess

DivideThatBy9Please I laughed so hard

It sounds like a dying mouse!

Lol

I wheezed

Totally sus

Sweet home Alabama

RUTHLESS GOD 75 **Krabapple**

Ellie Andrews I’ve been calling her Krandel ohhh she must think I’m an idiot.

@@Chipotleadvisory 9 months too late for me to make this comment.

RIP*

I know that Marcia Wallace died a few years back. Was there an episode where we see Mrs. Krabbabel's demise?

Normally when the modern Simpsons are funny, in my honest opinion, it’s usually when Agnes and Dolph make comebacks, ‘cause Tress MacNeille is a very funny woman. I wouldn’t have watched this show if it weren’t for her. So, I’m gonna keep watching the show until she dies.

This is from old Simpsons

@@johnhein2539 this is from 'Tis The Fifteenth Season which came out on December 14th 2003.

@@ShadowtheKZfaqr523 which is old simpsons! anything before season 18-20 or so is the old! ( source, my own arbitrary line )

Ok how about this? 1-8 is the golden age, 9-20 is the middle age and 21-present is the fully HD age.

Yes

Yes

Yes

@@martinah98 yes

Automated, robotic, soulless boys is more correct

@@Amp661 As well as wimpy, Lisa is right they will be bullied like anything and used and abused because they cannot function outside of the pious bubble that Maude and Ned had taught them.

That’s exactly what I was thinking when she said that. 😂

Alright that's it young man no bible stories for you tonight

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@CryBaby’s Universe don't you think you went a little hard on him ?

Yep

That was a good train 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢

crafterboy697 OMG YOUR RIGHT

They didn't predict the line, the Emoji Movie is just unoriginal.

So the Simpsons was trying to warn us of the Emoji Movie

I was just watching a video on predictions the simpsons made, and the first thing I thought when I heard that was " THEY'RE PREDICTING THE EMOJI MOVIE"

They warned us. And we didn't listen.

Other thumb.

No, on the hand with the bandage his thumb appears back on his hand

Benjamin Sommerlad I see what you mean

Benjamin Sommerlad omg it does 😮

I’m just now noticing that 😅

What episode was that

One problem at time!

Get away from him ya lil freaks! Lolll

Salt Lake City, Utah. (Mormons)

PhantoMace2012 Maggie is the best of them.

Esmeralda The Griffin Agreed

no they got the help, they just need a slap of reality

Yeah and they need a bit of a fun childhood experience and trust me even Christians like myself need to have a balanced life of being a normal kid that is experiencing fun things like playing with video games and still have a balanced healthy relationship of being Christian and Ned needs to teach that way of life to his kids so, they can become just like him, but relaxed and not overreact of something that is fun.

I feel sorry for them. They're so brainwashed that they can't even play Scrabble.

@@mynameisreallycool1 I really thought it was sad that they were brainwashed to not play Yahtzee either!

Yep. We like to make fun of them but it's better too much in their direction than in the other direction.

They’re not well raised at all. Kids who are raised like this aren’t prepared for life and end up completely emotionally stunted