“Remember the plan, protect the machine, earn Stan’s trust, legally get adopted by Stan, change name to Stan Jr” nice Soos

2:56 "Have you seen any perfect boys around here?" Soos being soos: only when I look in the mirror +100 self-confidence Good job, soos

“doesn’t have any gunswords. i watch a lot of anime and *ha* trust me you’re gonna want some gunswords”

Soos is a rare example of a "high Wisdom, low Intelligence" character

"I'm OK!" "Go home, Soos" "You got it" Sometimes I wish I was like Soos

“that dot does NOT disappoint” best line in series

“We’ll use soos as a human sacrifice” “I like it!”

Your face is good. I'm a Soos.

I'm so happy Soos got a gf. He needed one

Soos is one of the best comedy characters of all time

You left out the part where Soos suspected the mailman was a werewolf

"Soos, soos, that is hilarious" Her best line...

Should've included Straight Blanchin, considering Soos thinks it's the catchiest song of the summer, and he would eat his own pants.

The way everyone just turns their head toward Soos without saying anything when he says “I ate a man alive tonight” makes it 10x better

I wish I had a friend like Soos A cool, funny, good-hearted slightly older dude to hang out with and go on adventures

"IM QUESTIONY THE QUESTION MARK!!!"

soos both has the mental capability of a burger, and also the genius of engineering as albert einstein with physics, and i love it

6:12 "you can't undo who you are" jesus lady. she's been through some shit.

There is an alternate reality where Soos’ dad is just extremely busy with work, not partying in New Orleans, and while he still doesn’t make it to Soos’ birthday party, he uses his 8 hours of free time to travel half way around the world to see his son and give him his birthday present right before Soos was going to bed. It was a green donkey plushie and it becomes one of Soos’ most treasured possessions. It meant more than words can describe to Soos that his father was able to wish him happy birthday in person for once.

I'm not scared of your eyes at all, I'm gonna look at them, EYE CONTACT!!!!

“What is life anyway compared to the immortality of a high score” Soos wisdom really is a blessing and a curse.

Stan: Mabel makes Soos a pig costume Soos: I like it Stan: then we use Soos as a human sacrifice Soos: I like it I cant be the only one who found that funny

I like that soos' obsession with stan isn't shown as creepy or used to make him the butt of a joke. (I guess the soos shirtless in stan's car scene is an exception) he wants to earn stan's approval because he sees him as a father figure, because he's never had a father. I've always loved that little detail about soos. They don't throw it in your face either, which is another thing I like. Add that amazing subtle detail to the list of reasons why soos is iconic.

Even as a zombie, he’s perfect

"ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWN! JUST LIKE THEY ALWAYS SUNG ABOUT!" Ngl I had the same thought before he finished that setence lol

I ATE A MAN ALIVE TONIGHT???? edit: I only ate like a third of em... half of em... I ate em all dood..

Video: “Best of Soos” Soos: “if anyone asks, I’m not Soos”

Questiony the question mark 😂😂

"Your fighting only makes us looks more rad!"

5:50 His rizz was so powerful he unintentionally made her feel self conscious about herself. She was just to unworthy to be in his presence.

5:50 “I’m A-Soos!” *My boi Soos introduced himself like he was Mario.* 💀💀

Oh my gosh he's so wholesome and precious

I fully laughed out loud when he said ' I ate a man tonight.' I've only seen bits of the show and this one caught me off-guard.

5:50 Basically my socialization skills

1:30 is my favorite part cause the way he said that so casually “I ate a man alive tonight•

Me: reads title Also me: how do you fit all of soos’s scenes in 8 minutes

0:27 "next up on butt island" (it is the secret message in the credits) plus, this is what I want to see more of. plus also, every time soos appears is the best of him

Soos was my favorite character because of how funny and how he has a real sad backstory. Ps: Soos Abuelitas awsome

Video: **Spoiler** Me who has been watching all the episodes: heheheh

6:05 I'm in love with this quote for some reason

Soos is too precious

Soos is definitely one of my favorite characters on the show.

Soos is like a canadian. "Sorry" "Sorry" *"Sorry"*

“You can’t undo who are.” - Random mall lady.

Why does this exist, alll soos moments are great soos moments

5:25 Best Soos moment on the show.

Dipper: What is Soos breaking in too? Soos: Ouch, I’m okay. Dipper: Go home Soos.

My favorite one: 1:38 "Oh dude it stinks so bad"

Like the infinite horizon, it eludes my grasp. -Soos 3:47

''Your face is good. I'm a Soos'' His best line

2:32 Soos: no! Dont eat me !I'm a man trapped in a pigs Mc Guggcket: that's what they all say! Me :relatable

I can somehow remember the plot of all the episodes but I can't remember what I ate for lunch today.

Soos is truly the most perfect man. Who WOULDN'T want a man like this?(as a friend or S.O., personally, I want him as a friend.)

“I am the worlds most perfect man.” - Soos

1:30 You can see the difference between the ones that know and the ones that don't

"It's the final countdown! Just like they sung about!" Top tier reference XD

3:33 the way soos is okay with the idea Grunkle Stan has 😂😂😂

“Ow, wait wait” Best line in the whole show

“Sure a lot of stars out tonight”

4:37 This man is the funniest person in the show.

SOOS IS THE ULTIMATE ALPHA CHAD! JUST DOESN'T SEE ANYTHING WRONG WITH ONESELF! GETS THE GIRL AND THE SHACK IN THE END!

Omg I love this show. 2 seasons of perfection

This video explains why Soos is my spirit animal

1:22 One of my favorite lines in the series.

Dude, genius end of clip to beginning of clip transition "I wish it was the year 2020 - UNDO UNDO UNDO!!" Soos is a soothsayer dude. ( 6:06 ) (2000 but still)

Stan: The entire lower half of your body is on fire Soos: *shhh we’re having a moment*

My favorite line from him was “I ate a man alive tonight”

I would love Soos as a friend.

I think what makes Soos so great is how well he bounces off the other cast

There's only one word that describes Soos. 🌟 Iconic 🌟

Mabel: WHAT HAPPENED TO WADDLES???? No one: Absolutely no one: Not even the gobblewonker: Soos: The pig got eaten by a Pterodactyl dude :D Mabel: WHAT???????????

Sometimes I’m exactly like Soos

1:22 It felt good to me that Soos could find this. You always lose ONE in every bag of chips and you can never find it. God bless that Soos could find it.

3:45 damn..that's deep

that moment when you’re such a bad father figure your son replaces you with an old man who likes taxidermy:

1:30 is my most favorite line of soos

this show had some great characters if im being honset

Handyman of the Apocalypse everyone!

Most underrated character in the show

Every scene of soos is the best of soos

2:54 Love that self confidence Soos!

3:26 perfectly cut

4:20 HE DID NOT 💀

0:02 he's right actually, for those who have seen gravity falls and came back to see this because it's funny it's a blessing But for those who want to watch the show's and see this it's a curse

Old Man Mcgucket: IMMA TURN YOU INTO BACON Soos: ohh that sounds pretty good

3:06 I bet Alex actually broke character because the joke was too much for him to handle.

6:44 He's a stan stan

7:09 78 hours is over three days, they take this rivalry seriously

2:18 this is funnier than it should be

3:16 No, no, he's got a point

Sent this to my friend who doesn’t like Soos I immediately blocked her from my life

The best part 6:57

Every day, I strive to be more and more like Soos, but alas, no mere mortal can achieve the greatness of the world’s most perfect man.

5:05 That's how all old Pez is, yet you can never stop eating it.

6:01 killed me

5:16 Mabel:"gasp" I thought he was just joking! Soos: You know dipper joke are terrible!!!

I love soos. He's my favorite character. He's the world's most perfect man

4:56 Swag!

Bill Cipher: You're smarter than you look,especially the fat one. Soos:points at Mabel "He's talking about you"

The energy we all need