The more time passes, since Burnie's been gone, the more I am convinced, by these older clips, that Burnie is fully insane lol.

Everytime Chris tells a story I waffle between anxiety and annoyance but at the same time want more

Worked Retail. Gavin is completely right about being as concise as possible when calling up. It's not rude in the slightest. I hated when people would call up and add all sorts of extra fluff to a conversation. Get to the point so I can get off the phone and back to not working.

28:38 "nobody is going to mug me in my bedroom." Oof

Gavin forgetting Meg’s birthday will never not be hilarious. Thanks for the video Phoenix!!!

My favourite thing is Gavin trying to explain his side of an argument based on the concept of time, and him just getting so frustrated

I'm glad he's off doing his own thing now but it's nice to see and hear Burnie again. Thanks for the video!

Chris stories are great as long as someone is there to act as a proxy for the audience and yell "what the hell are you talking about?!"

I still don't know why no one wanted to agree with Gavin on "broadcasting from the future" at 7:00. I understand both sides, but I think it would have been so fun to intercept the live feed of the pre-tape with their present selves. Enjoyable little prank! Shame no one wanted to do that haha

I swear that Chris is that guy who you don’t believe exists. Like he starts by saying I almost left on the wrong plane then starts the story by saying he almost left his phone at home while he is in his Uber and it just gets crazier by there

Chris is like a real life Mr. Magoo. Just walking onto the wrong plane 😂

I miss Ellie. What a badass! The gag-stories are never not funny.. Still doesn't affect me at all. Beef-stew is fucking excellent!

Chis is a man child. His stories are insane. EVERY TIME. He has so much innocence for our world too

Listening to Chris tell a story is simultaneously painful and hilarious

Ah man I would've loved if you'd included the follow up on the Chris story. I think it was last week's podcast where he was talking about a message he got from someone who was working at that airport, because they saw the security footage from Chris walking between the planes. It might've been a small bit but after Barb mentioned that they'd be talking about it

7:03 man F**kface really IS a time traveling baseball equipment podcast

My week just got instantly better

Gav is consistently my favorite whether it's in videos or podcasts.

45:13 Geoff being able to move burnie from 0 to 60 in one sentence is a testament to real friendship

For the wheels vs doors argument most people are missing office chairs, which have 10 wheels per chair. In an office building even if each employee has their own office they have many more wheels than doors, and most office buildings have cubicle and desk arrangements leading to almost no doors and potentially thousands of wheels

28:30 Them talking about the security cameras, in San Antonio, Texas there’s a camera where if you TURN on a red light it’ll take your picture and ticket you for running a red light. So getting those tickets and having to dispute it sucks

"It's either always good, or always bad". The more I watch these compilations, it occurs to me Gavin is a genius who cannot properly express what he means, and Burnie is the village idiot but knows how to speak clearly. So just to break it down. Drinking water, is good. But if you drink too much, you get water toxemia, or water poisoning. Stuff isn't black or white. It can be every color of the rainbow.

That Johnny Depp is innocent line is amazing.

28:00 "no ones gonna mug me in my bedroom" tested karma a bit hard apparently lol

Honestly working customer service I agree with both Ellie and Gavin as long as you’re not just an ass I don’t care even Gavin’s tone implied he was grateful for the info lol

The pure frustration of agreeing with Gavin about something, but he is explaining his point so poorly and in such a weird way, that it makes you disagree with him

Went wayyyy back in time for these! Love to see it

The camera argument is insane to me, seatbelts must be useless as they're good in a car but you wouldn't want to wear them when sat in a desk chair and it must be all or nothing

41:00 I get both sides of this, in retail I absolutely was data focused. Information in, information out. But when I'm not working I'm all for the fluff of conversation

Complete agree with Gavin about him being concise. Worked retail for 10 years and i would get so annoyed when people would give me their life story before getting to the actual point. Like its a simple question that would take 10 seconds to ask and get an answer but now im here for like 10 plus minutes listening to what you did before talking to me. Its not rude at all to just ask the question and leave. I would go so far as to say most people working retail would prefer that to all the fluff conversation before hand.

Love this channel so much!😎

Omg Gavin is absolutely right, in any retail job I've been working in, stop telling me a story and just tell me what you need from me

I miss Burnie’s laugh so much 😂 I hope he’s doing well

for the longest time in my head i compiled how i would make a best of rt podcast and dang you did it lol.

28:35 well that one aged poorly, yeah?

That was a very good kick, I've give it a 9/10.

Thank you for the edit :)

The message from the future debate is the best thing since the teaspoon vs tablespoon podcast.

Fucking beautiful opening, good job with the timing

Love that Burnie is in many of these! I miss that guy.

Hell yeah thanks my guy really made my week 🙏🏾🙏🏾

oh man i needed these older clips with burnie. miss that man so much

RIP RT

Thanks you are the best

Thanks for the warning for the last clip. I was like oh no, I remember this and clicked off lol

That future podcast discussion is exactly that one Spaceballs scene

43:40 I freaking love Geoff’s facial features. Man I miss all three of them on a podcast.

28:40 Didn’t that…. *happen* though??

My favorite compilations of all time

Chris’s airplane story could’ve been a sitcom story that we laugh at before 911, but after it it just seems insane

The whole hijack a video and it's from the future actually makes sense. The idea is that the audience wouldn't know what's happening until the next episode comes out showing that they interrupted the feed than. That's the future aspect, that's the only part that applies

As someone who has to answer a lot of phones at work I really like when people are like "what time are you open till? cool thanks!" im always like yay that was painless

I miss burnie, I miss hearing about his life every week

8:59 They saw the future

Gavin is right, it isn't rude to be direct about what you need when talking on the phone.

"We're from the future, Johnny Depp is innocent" damn they knew

The 8:11 podcast will always be my favorite

I’m really amazed that they’ve never done a podcast/series/docuseries about Chris. Chris is genuinely one of the most interesting people to grace this planet

i miss this

Can the four of them just recreate this in isolation 😆

yet another classic Chris story XD

Man I wish ellie (and miles as a plus) were still working at rt

We have those automated speeding cameras here in Finland too, both van and static ones. The thing is, you're by law not obliged to rat out on your close relatives (i.e. father, brother, sister, mother, etc.) So, if they can not ID you through the windshield, you can say it was driven by a relative and you won't say who. They've apparently "spun" that to where the car driver is always responsible, but that failed because "You can not be accused for what is not proven." So, you flip the visor down, hide your face, state you didn't drive it, it was a relative, no ticket. :P

I totally understand where Burnie's coming from with the 'civil surveillance' thing One can definitely make a distinction between cameras in public, with the right to privacy debate that comes with it vs protection of one's private property

0:30 Barbara's face

Now I not only miss Burnie, but Ellie, too! :(

28:00 oof ummmm poor Gavin

42:40 Gavin is 100% correct

EIGHT!!!!!! AND ELEVEN!!!!!!

lessons learned bernie.... use incognito... not because it hides shit per say but because it reminds u u havnt closed ur incognito tabs XD

I’ve heard the dirty toilet paper story before, this is the first time I actually gagged

Hell yes

Chris, looks exactly like the main villain on the movie killing Zoe.

9:00 HE'S A TIME TRAVELER!

I swear to god, Chris Demaris is what would happen if you put Joel into a molecular splitter. All the crazy came out one side and made a twitter account, and Chris came out the other. The way he tells story is almost identical to how Joel used to.

32:19 i am 99% certain, leaving small room for a possible misstranslation as i don't fully see the words, that Barbaras shirt here says. "I like bad boys"

"We're from the future Johnny Depp is innocent" holy shit they weren't kidding

I can't believe Chris had worse luck with his flight than I did when I was unaccompanied at 14 years old going to Scotland from Canada. What a fuckin wild ass story.

I'm with Gavin on the whole "too much fluff" thing when talking to people. The point of language is to communicate efficiently. The most efficient way to communicate is to get to the point

"Semen producer" will never not be funny

Completely agree with Gavin, make the conversation quick and precise. As someone who worked in a customer service type job, I don't want to hear the whole story of what happened, just get to the meat of the issue

8:20 Are we watching RVB Season 5?

Anyone remember what Ep the first clip is from

Man I miss burnie but I wish him the best

"We're from the future Johnny Depp is innocent" DAMN

burny burns might be the dumbest person on the planet i love these

Don't think about wheels on office chairs and doors in skyscrapers. A very easy way to realize there are way way way more doors than any wheels-- Every single house on the planet 100% has more doors than wheels inside of said house. Places where cars aren't as accessible (cities/3rd world countries) are filled with houses with doors on them. Doors take the cake 100%. And if you try to argue about cars, think of all the planes in the world who have multiple doors on them but only the three sets of wheels.

The “is someone gonna mug you in your bedroom, it could be dangerous” didn’t age well sadly.

If you ro' a big bo' in a ho', is it a do'?

That plane story could ONLY happen to Chris Demarais.

I love RT but that camera discussion around half way best encapsulates why I was always lukewarm in Burnie.

Man, miss Burnie.

"8 an 11"

What’s funny is Gavin said nobody is gunna mug me in my bedroom didn’t somebody break into his house with him and Meg in it

Barbara does not age.

So what's Burnie been up too lately?

God I miss Burnie on the RT podcast

6:46 has aged like milk

8! 11!!!

I honestly want to believer Gavin does what I do and just takes part of a conversation that happened during a conversation and people get confused they talked about BC and usually people think before christ I don't even know what BC is out that or what it's substituted for but they also brought up the whole stone door thing and than Jesus being resurrected Gavin was confused by that statement I believe because Jesus was put in a cave after death and they blocked it with a big rock and so I'm assuming the ball covering a hole is does the rock ( ball ) covering a hole (the cave entrance ) count as a door