Steven's editor is underrated

“Wash your emotional damage away…” Me: Yeah but you’re gonna still be a *FAILURE*

Dude Steven's laugh is the best thing ever 😂

Doesn't matter that they're not siblings, I like the term "Steven She", especially since it's also a fun reference

Fun fact....when you travel to space, your parents still think you should have been a doctor.

Megan we assumed you were related because we couldn’t imagine a failure like steven could afford anyone to help him who wasn’t 😂

Megan receiving raw footage from steven labeled reddit report card: "oh shit here we go again"

I wanted to protest about the failure to give us a proper closing but this is actually on brand. So yes, A+

The fighting stance Steven hit at the end looked amazing😂😂👌

Yo Steven give ur editor a raise

As someone who works in a chiropractic office, I can confirm that stretching out upside down like that (so long as you don't fall on your head of course or stay there for more than ~15 minutes) is very helpful for making sure your spinal discs decompress and stretch out again. Great for longterm spinal care. Also, the table that Steven was thinking of (at least, the 'medical' version) is called an Inversion Table.

Call a corn company, offer to dress up their next promotion package with a limitted edition all around sticker of Beijin Corn (buy 10 get 10 or 1$ becomes 99cts,) and boom! We can officially buy Beijin Corn! We want Beijin Corn. We need Beijin Corn. Young Generation will grow up with Beijin Corn, the first corn garanteed anti-failure and all corn certified Free of Emotional Damages!!!

I gotta be honest; I love all the normal vids and sketches and stuff, but these vids are now my favorite things just because of Megan’s editing and whenever she cuts into the videos. Like it’s so well done it actually elevates the comedy and the quality of the video.

I cannot state how true that is.... We had hundred students in our class.... ALL of the parents wanted them to be THE topper..... As a result there was a crying festival on the report card day... 99 people thought there life was over and they were failures 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I hope they all see these videos now.... Love from India ❤️

next time we see Steven he'll be 3 inches taller

YOU HAVE REACHED THE POTATO

4:46 Oh god its even worse when you've just finished an argument with your parents

These are fire! Also, love seeing Megan!❤

I just imagine Steven walking around outside to go to a shop or whatever and some Asian kid is walking with his parents and the kid points to Steven and says “Mother, look, a failure”

The intro 😂🤣 I love it 🤣🤣🤣

The bench Steven was talking about is called an “inversion table” it works really well for stretching out your spine

Steven, I want to say thank you. Last night we were watching this video with one of my closest friends and laughing together. I never imagined that would be the last time I would see him laugh because a couple of hours later he passed away. I’m glad bc at least I was able to say goodbye to him with a laugh so once again thank you for the opportunity.

Steven's editor cracks me up every time she does something even just looking

Beijing corn: secondary weapon: + Can give you teleporting powers. Force’s you to get A+. Get to your ennemy extra emotional damage by hits. - Emotional damage to yourself if miss shots. Be a failure. Universal sign of peace: You’re a failure.

Thank you all so much. It's so great to watch. I really appreciate all the hard work and fun you all have doing these.

Not sure how many of you are Nefarious fans but when Steven's editor typed "Thx boss", it reminded me of Becky replying to Crow.

That jingle was fire

Ah the portion of emotional damage was just right

Accidentally slamming the door is literally every childs fear

Broke as Fuuucccc- 9:13

I love this second channel so much! And yay for Megan cameo

fun fact: this was unlisted and you could watch it when you went to this channel’s ‘home’.

That intro slaps!

I love these report cards!! 😁😁❤❤ pls never stop posting Steven!

petition to have megan and steven do a reddit report card together

5:00 wait till you accidentally slam the door right after your parents scold you

Drinking Emotional Damage while watching this is superior

I think the "someone get this man a burger"-gasm edit is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. I don't know why it hits so hard, but it's so damn funny.

3:41- best song of life

Lol The Intro Reminds me of every nickelodeon cartoon in 2010

I am a failure. I have been damaged emotionally. ...and I am proud

Love the theme song

My quality of life increases greatly whenever this comes out

Everything about this channel is DELIGHTFUL--EVEN THE EMOTIONAL DAMAGE. 😂😂😎😎

Love your intro as always Its funny and cute with not annoying

Me: When are you gonna be proud of me? My Asian mom: When ur not gonna be a failure anymore

Inversion table. You want an inversion table. It will help elongate your emotional failure.

I love the fact that this channel is essentially megans channel

So help me, if Emotional Damage CAN'T come back, next flavor needs to be lemonade with title "Beijing Corn"

OH MY GOD THERE'S A THEME SONG NOW!!! Steven your editor is amazing :)

A hybrid legal and medical drama would bring in the fans. Bonus points for dramedy.

I feel like I’ve seen this before, oh well it’s funny

My parents: you get good grades you get a good job and you get good money.

Other kids: U slam doors, u barely survive your parents Me: U slam the doors, u hope, that the glass stays there even after u slam them xD

5:05 reminded me when at my school, you’d close the classroom door and the hinges would be too loose, so you would close the door with the least amount of force and it would be loud. It makes me feel like they were made that way to get us in trouble 😂

Nothing better than starting my day with a bag of *legs* !

"Keep on managing failuh, lah" -Steven's father LOL

yo steven! keep it up man!

I always get scared when I accidentally close my room door a little too hard.

bro needs his own 2D video game with references from his work put into it

11:32 the way he slapped the hat off that guy 😂😂😂😂

"The red sun in the sky" "the failure in the sky " "farewell to Slovakia" "farewell to f-" "Poland has not yet perished" "Beijing corn has not yet perished"

The domination comment at the beginning earned my sub immediately XD

Steven… He is a legend fr

U should also sell emotional therapy along with emotional damage lmao

“It’s just me on this channel” Steven’s Editor carrying the channel: 😢

most: apes together strong steven: *failures together strong*

Am so proud of him I could have sworn he blew up even more since last time I saw his followers he is no failure ❤

When you expected a new upload but it is a re-upload: EMOTIONAL DAMAGE Jokes apart, Megan should get a raise

The Steven universe ✨ We are the failures and we won't save the day

Ngl Megan’s cameo is the best part of the weejio

Steven: you made me! Stevens dad: did i made you to be a failure

Congrats on 40k failures! Also give your editor a raise because the edits are🔥

Steven: *Starts video* Me: Wonders why I can hear anything. Steven: *drinks emotional damage* Me: "Oh I forgot I'm on mut-" *Turn volume on* Steven: *"FORTY THOUSAND FAILURES!"*

Loving the Tamiya Mini 4wd on the shelf!

Bruh the next thing I did after he said a bunch of people suggest to replace Steven he was failure. I ran straight to google sent feedback. lol

the intro song is a bop. I relate to this on a broke as fudge level

Just got Emotional Damage from Gamer Supps! Thanks man, it tastes delicious!!!

I relate to the door meme so much lmao

This theme song is gonna be the only one on my playlist 😂

Legs: Cost 1Rs(1$=70Rs) Me: Too expensive

5:45 From now on, we all will call him.. "Steven Heehee".

Hey steven there is a hang ups machine that does that same thing as the vertical bench but it goes more vertical and is actually can have a healthy benefit.

4:41 my Siri actually popped up when he said that lol😂

Awesome video!

This guy needs a movie. Who wants in?

"You have kit-kat?" "We have set-slash"

The ads before this made me fail

Wait till Stevens dad finds what a S+ is.

The intro song got me lol and it cured my depression, a.k.a. emotional damage

Steven your not the only one to sense the fear of closing the door hard no but the worst is when you do it after a argument

I was dying when Steven reacted to the wok video lol-

I did something like that survey but made a ad about Beijing corn and made a can of one.

I use to hide in the clothes racks when we shopped at Kmart( sadly no longer around). Best fun memories I can remember in the 70’s without getting into trouble! Lol 😂

steven:why would anyone make a series called dr lawyer no one : because WE ARE ASIANS

inversion tables, Steven. God's gift to us all

News on Ginormo? I'm actually hyped for it... 😁

5:03 this is why i watch this video so i can take my emotional damage, cuz i just do it like 10 minute before i watch this

Me: eating bao while watching steven he Me: sees something funny and laughs but steven laughs too

Ordered my Emotional damage can't wait to try it and say I own a Steven He original 😅