“FATHER TIME” LIVE STREAMING STAND-UP COMEDY SPECIAL: bit.ly/JoshWolfLive bit.ly/joshwolf-youtube
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@JoshWolfComedy3 жыл бұрын
bit.ly/joshwolf-youtube
@michaelmcginnis90293 жыл бұрын
My dad would have said the same shit hahaha omg thats great.
@highbrass75633 жыл бұрын
Bar none one of the funniest stories on the internet man!!
@thenomad4203 жыл бұрын
Please tell me if there is and where is the video to that party
@fallenwallgaming39323 жыл бұрын
my favorite of your jokes just got better
@IIIRorschachIII3 жыл бұрын
You're losing views because KZfaq has your page set as content made for kids. I can't turn notifications on.
@nateallen27143 жыл бұрын
My dad told us at his bachelor party they got him a stripper named biker Bertha, 6’ 300. She jumped onto his lap and shattered the chair.
@kimdupont37313 жыл бұрын
Happily married right ? Lol
@MrPicklecopter3 жыл бұрын
And his pelvis
@Nobody_Imp0rtant3 жыл бұрын
*DEEP INTO THE TREES*
@thelegacyshow42483 жыл бұрын
Bruh, maybe I ought to do the same, it seems like its a barrel of laughs
@ZacGames33 жыл бұрын
@@Nobody_Imp0rtant *_𝘿𝙀𝙀𝙋. 𝙄𝙉𝙏𝙊 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙏𝙃𝙍𝙀𝙀𝙎._*
@tommiejonsson89523 жыл бұрын
I bet Tim is thinking: "When you got a friend like Josh Wolf you don't need any enemies".
@DavidBrowningBYD3 жыл бұрын
With friends like that who needs enemas?
@zaneviper Жыл бұрын
@@DavidBrowningBYDenemas hahahahaha
@yellowkiyu3 жыл бұрын
"I'll fight you so haard"
@krnerf36003 жыл бұрын
“I Don’t want to you fighting me hard”
@finchy0153 жыл бұрын
Epic thread
@Kikinajjaci3 жыл бұрын
I'll wrestle ya :D
@dacougr3 жыл бұрын
Dude haha the Monday to Friday underwear
@sergioabrb3 жыл бұрын
Famous last words
@Omnion913 жыл бұрын
easily hundreds of times better than original
@zero.14063 жыл бұрын
was it deep in the threes
@adammather60813 жыл бұрын
@@zero.1406 very
@Leroys_Stuff3 жыл бұрын
I didn’t think it could get better...... well damn it did
@ryanlicce77853 жыл бұрын
If we thinking of the same original video tbh I liked the delivery in the original better but the extra details in this one make it so much better
@Witness0893 жыл бұрын
@@ryanlicce7785 had he said imma fight you so hard like his story about pissing off his son this would've been lightyears better than the original
@sstj0463 жыл бұрын
You wanna see my finishing move? _yeah!_ You wanna see it? _yeahh!_ Josh: then she sat on his FACE *_NOOOOOOOO_* that had me ROLLINGGG
@TechSupportDave3 жыл бұрын
Right. I did not expect the finishing move to be THAT simplistic!!!!!! Just a ****Plop**** on his face and that's the finishing move.
@brandonevans39943 жыл бұрын
400 th like boi
@moss98513 жыл бұрын
Kinda hot tho 😳
@ShinziiArt3 жыл бұрын
xD
@shadow_fire46063 жыл бұрын
*FINISH HIM*
@BeinIan3 жыл бұрын
I wonder if she's ever lost a match. Like some insane guy trying to relive his glory days as a champion college wrestler sees "I'LL WRESTLE YA" and calls her up just to go ham on her.
@drinkyourbongwater81453 жыл бұрын
LOL I WAS JUST WONDERING THIS I NEED HER CRAIGLIST AD
@gamershadow82 жыл бұрын
i wonder if she is still doing stuff
@healerofthewaters65082 жыл бұрын
I was curious, too.
@elmort6112 жыл бұрын
I am relieved that I am not the only one that thinks like that
@damonlee2422 жыл бұрын
I bet you whoever beats her is getting laid 🤣🤣
@pauldavisjr.32843 жыл бұрын
Bro, this is my second time hearing that story and i'm laughing just as hard. If not even harder!😂😂😂😂😂
@pitviper973 жыл бұрын
Me tooo I was like is the a re upload but nope way better!!!!+
@pauldavisjr.32843 жыл бұрын
@@pitviper97 Yep
@chelseakoder70113 жыл бұрын
Iv done the same 6 times lol
@carlosmunguia20043 жыл бұрын
Dude same its hella late for me rn and i was DYING that story was Great
@uadimwit3 жыл бұрын
Never ask a comedian to make your bachelor party memorable. It will NOT turn out in your favor. It will be a closer.
@ShinMalphur3 жыл бұрын
And I seriously thought for a moment that it could not be better than the original.... I was mistaken, this was hilarious
@TechSupportDave3 жыл бұрын
I'm laughing just as hard the third time as I did the first time. This is what peak humour looks like. There was definitely room for improvement in his performance, which was more evident than in any of his other performances, but that's understandable since it's a long joke with a lot of details.
@user-fn8tn2nm9i3 жыл бұрын
@@TechSupportDave buffalo titty: AM I A JOKE TO YOU?!HWOOSH🛬😲
@turtlefox27583 жыл бұрын
I wanna give this a like, but it's at 666 XD
@g-mancollections52643 ай бұрын
I like the timing and the way he tells it the first time. I wish he had told it the same way as the original, but with all the details.
@Benzy6703 жыл бұрын
I’ve heard the, “tame,” version of this story and it was hilarious. This version is so much funnier 😂
@aidenpearce52753 жыл бұрын
funny af
@GrippingRaccoon71093 жыл бұрын
I would've payed to see their reaction to this story at his wedding. He would've been pissed but imagine the WIFE
@Notlnuse3 жыл бұрын
Laughing her ass off
@chrismiller17303 жыл бұрын
If she was really the one she’d be crying laughing
@simplyspectrum74903 жыл бұрын
Unus Annus
@johnhenrymills45173 жыл бұрын
@simplyspectrum that’s not the logo
@vickielawson31143 жыл бұрын
"payed"?
@malimillions3 жыл бұрын
Hmm you should sell tshirts with ‘i’ll wrestle ya!’ With a finger held up with bbq sauce on it on the front. On the back it could say “wanna see my finishing move?” And it could have a glazed doughnut? 🤔
@james_games96843 жыл бұрын
Waay better than the original
@peterlock56293 жыл бұрын
DEEP INTO THE 3'S
@SkilasSkilasGaming3 жыл бұрын
I realized that uncensored Josh Wolf is way better
@dc4y_eminem6873 жыл бұрын
So much better with the extra details in there 😂😂😂
@dragonnade35943 жыл бұрын
Best comedian out there
@illidanstormrage53133 жыл бұрын
True
@blaze_j1nx9723 жыл бұрын
Uncensored? It was censored the first time?
@geedub883 жыл бұрын
There were moments of the story he didn't tell the first time.
@Karajorma3 жыл бұрын
His friend had told him not to tell parts of the story.
@Karajorma3 жыл бұрын
@Johnpatrick Martinez No idea to be honest. Maybe his friend has come around to seeing the funny side of things.
@TechSupportDave3 жыл бұрын
@@Karajorma that's usually how it is with these things as time passes. which is great.
@annajekot88913 жыл бұрын
I was laughing so hard that I had to pause. My cheeks were covering my eyes and I couldn't breathe. If I was in the audience I would die. This is hilarious! This is too good! Man, you're too good. The way you told that story...
@delanovanraalte3646 Жыл бұрын
Wait you can cover your eyes with your ass cheeks 🤣
@nzed993 жыл бұрын
This. This video right here. This is the best video on the internet.
@shivani85843 жыл бұрын
I want "I'll wrestle ya" t-shirts ASAP 🤭
@Bread_Bauru3 жыл бұрын
“I’ll wrestle ya” with a glazed 🍩 in boxers and 1 sock under it
@richardlloyd25892 жыл бұрын
Can the sock be coming out of the hole in the donut?
@moun75223 жыл бұрын
This never gets old,, saw this like two years ago,, always such a hilarious story 😎😎🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jager22573 жыл бұрын
ive heard this story about 10 times. this is one of the best versions ive heard. oh and @ 18:09 when he straight up tells the lady to shut up. straight up hilarious
@2q2see23 жыл бұрын
His wife should thank you for that, because he will never go get an affair.
@KjVOutdoors3 жыл бұрын
Dude those extra details paint such a vivid picture😂😂😂
@evilbigd773 жыл бұрын
I wish I could meet this lovely woman from the story.
@milliegayming65973 жыл бұрын
Supposedly, that person is on craiglist. Do what you want with that information.
@Mikcha2123 жыл бұрын
craigslist banned the use of personal ads a while back because there was sex trafficking found on a lot of those kinds of things.
@xhappyponyxwasmyoldname13953 жыл бұрын
@@Mikcha212 Isn’t Craigslist’s a website of just personal ads??
@foolslayer94163 жыл бұрын
Same, but not while she's working.
@skylarpayne56132 жыл бұрын
@@xhappyponyxwasmyoldname1395 they banned the use of "casual encounters"
@ulischarl20263 жыл бұрын
The moment when you forgot the safeword xD
@shmales70233 жыл бұрын
You are a wicked, wicked man, sir. Lol. Upside though, I’m sure he has a whole new appreciation for his wife.
@DisturbedShifty3 жыл бұрын
The mom wanting the shirts makes that so worth it. Lol!
@sarahfollowme86683 жыл бұрын
Love your content
@lubrosamer93733 жыл бұрын
honestly wish he was my friend just so i could witness these things
@BGTouge3 жыл бұрын
You'd be in these things 😂😂😂😂
@zaneviper2 жыл бұрын
@@BGTouge as long as it’s filmed to laugh at later
@NinaSylveon3 жыл бұрын
"Please don't fight me hard" yeah.. Don't.. Don't do that 😂
@Funguy3032 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of joshes oldest son haha with him sayings “I’m gonna fight you so hard!”
@tylercallen63 жыл бұрын
Someone please animate this
@synthemagician46863 жыл бұрын
Animators, set up a patreon or something for this, you'd make bank.
@luigivasquez36183 жыл бұрын
I’m working on it
@tylercallen63 жыл бұрын
@@luigivasquez3618 heck yeah. Come back to this and lmk when you’re finished
@wrenwhite84023 жыл бұрын
@@luigivasquez3618 dude lmk when it’s done
@Emily-oy2nq3 жыл бұрын
@@luigivasquez3618 lmk when it's done
@ericaandaiden60263 жыл бұрын
Oh my God, this is hilarious! You sir have the BEST laugh I've ever heard! It's super contagious and makes me crack up everytime I hear it. 😆 Thank you Mr. Wolf, for keeping me sane during this pandemic/quarantine.
@brandalopez48443 жыл бұрын
He will never cheat on his wife. That for such😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
@TheDylanPlayer143 жыл бұрын
Its crazy to me that bachelor parties exist. Its literally a party to say goodbye to your "single" life and have fun with other girls before marriage.
@synthemagician46863 жыл бұрын
It really is crazy. My buddy who recently got married just hung out with the boys for his party, no other girls involved at all. I feel that's the way it should go because like, either ya'll have said we're only fucking each other, or you got an open relationship where you can fuck other people. Having a sort of cheat day where you're agreed upon rules don't count before you profess your undying love to one another just seems like it's undermining the wedding entirely.
@Ace-ke7fq3 жыл бұрын
@@synthemagician4686 usually fine for the guy though, but when the hubby finds out his wife did the same..it's no laughing matter then,.the dude can't get it out of his mind, never did get that it's ok for one but not ok for the gal..
@robertkidd24493 жыл бұрын
Isn’t the bachelor party for the men?
@TheDylanPlayer143 жыл бұрын
@@robertkidd2449 yes
@xhappyponyxwasmyoldname13953 жыл бұрын
@@robertkidd2449 bachelorette parties are a thing too
@xkzanvax44733 жыл бұрын
I'm watching this as I'm donating plasma. The restraint I need to not move my arm while laughing and keeping my laughter in in is, wait for it, "deeeep into the 3s".
@Zarryon123 жыл бұрын
LMAO.
@adamphilp14583 жыл бұрын
So good. Best storyteller.... Ever
@sean_b_drummer3 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU for the rest of the story!! AWESOME!!! 😂😂😂 #GlazedDonut
@jasonnobbs2563 жыл бұрын
Fastest click in my damn life
@marcopolo5143 Жыл бұрын
I've only seen the original and hearing these new details make this joke even better
@a.t.hustle1583 Жыл бұрын
Hands down greatest story Ive ever heard. Youre the GOAT for making that happen!!! "DEEEEEEEP into the 3's" has me fucking crying like an emo kid middle school break up.😂😂😭😭
@amberrichey27693 жыл бұрын
Glorious, I think my funny bone just shattered from the impact this story has had on my life.
@pereztiffany253 жыл бұрын
This man can really cure depression! Laughter is really the greatest medicine. Thank You Josh ❤️
@dindjarin55910 ай бұрын
Laughter is the best medicine, unless it is right before you are about to have sex.
@danterodriguez033 жыл бұрын
The glazed donut shirt would be great merch
@thecinnamonguy51273 жыл бұрын
You added the rest of it. Made the story so much better. 🤣🤣🤣 glazed doughnut
@luskaarctos71323 жыл бұрын
Saw you a year ago at Magoobys and saw this story live. I cried at the new details then and cried now. Thank you for always giving me a laugh when I need it most! 💜
@Blank-nh4ss3 жыл бұрын
If my brother ever gets married (when)... I hope you don't mind if I steal this idea 😂 cuz he reminds me so much of the guy in the match 😂
@oniasaa3 жыл бұрын
Tim's parents should nickname their grandchild or grandchildren Glazed donuts and Chicken wing sauce XD
@frankotto833 жыл бұрын
Come on Josh, we NEED to see that Video!!😅😅🤣🤣👍🏻
@revoneth62073 жыл бұрын
watching the uncensored version for the first time. Thank you josh, i now know what it is like to be under some that is deep into the 3s. i didnt breath for a solid 3 minutes laughing at "im going to fuck you up" for the second time!
@Flatliner9063 жыл бұрын
"I think she just farted in my face." 😅😅👻
@thedude72023 жыл бұрын
Holy fuck, I've never laughed so hard in my life. Damn, you're hilarious, Josh
@gonzoayresno_foxx_given61393 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite stand up skits of all time! Plus...this is by far way better than the original!
@anightmarewolf3 жыл бұрын
"I think she just farted in my face"
@Gabe7313 жыл бұрын
This just gets better every damn time I hear that story. 😂
@malcolmrosebud45733 жыл бұрын
I found you recently and I'm so glad I did cause you are HILARIOUS! 😂
@merandachavez42763 жыл бұрын
Thank you for making my day a bit better ❤
@brandonsibert14603 жыл бұрын
I fucking lose it every time I watch this and you go “whyyyy” 😂😂
@annitabananahammock3 жыл бұрын
When you think this story can't get any better.
@Anayalis_3 жыл бұрын
Loved it. Going threw a tuff time and you made me laught! Hope I get to see your show one day and tell you this in person. Thank you!
@lovecraft58783 жыл бұрын
Love the added parts. One of the best stories
@amyzing34103 жыл бұрын
I'll never look at a glazed donut the same again LMAO hilarious!!!!
@jonathonthomas12553 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad you did a longer video of this
@rain.0_0.3 жыл бұрын
The levels of savagery going on here
@GreymansGoose3 жыл бұрын
I have about 10 meme gifs that are my go to... I can make them fit just about any situation... Even if KZfaq would allow me to put them here, they would fail. That story brings up so many conflicting emotions that I can't put them to words... And you have just become my favorite comedian of all time.
@sarahtaskertaskallcleaning46033 жыл бұрын
I freaking love you Josh I have severe depression . Watching you makes my mood boost thank yiyv
@FYNT_SEVERE3 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite comedians
@smrldmrscl32943 жыл бұрын
I love you on TFATK. Your stories are always so hilarious. ❤❤
@oobu85603 жыл бұрын
this made my day
@sherreydobson686 Жыл бұрын
This never gets old bud! Lmao loving this so f****** much
@johnqtrump94953 жыл бұрын
Didnt think that story could get better. Holy hell.
@sweetmissypetuniawilson92062 жыл бұрын
Best. Story. Ever!!!! Glad I finally found the uncensored, long version!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@fives68853 жыл бұрын
This is my 3rd time watching this and I’m crying from laughter rn 😂😂😂
@notsmii7y2 жыл бұрын
Ive never seen the uncensored version before and I’m loving it!
@robertarrowood36513 жыл бұрын
Dude your awesome!! Keep it coming.
@Controllchaoss3 жыл бұрын
It's so funny I reaction was delayed 🤣
@jameshunt85183 жыл бұрын
Thank you josh for uploading this full joke. Makes it even funnier and makes more sense for me. Pmsl
@darkrosesandlilies22453 жыл бұрын
Oh my lord. This was amazing.
@nickmagwood92003 жыл бұрын
This was the funniest bit I’ve ever seen. Thank you
@godspeed26213 жыл бұрын
He was tortured while his highschool love was getting grinded LOL
@Fitzperfect13 жыл бұрын
I know this joke by heart man I'm gonna use this practical joke someday
@synthemagician46863 жыл бұрын
I would personally love something like this before I get married. Or even after. My finance would laugh so hard if some giant naked woman beat my ass like that.
@Mak_Zee3 жыл бұрын
I was laughing so hard at this my dad had to walk into my room to check on me 😂😂
@jennacook85293 жыл бұрын
Omg I've been sat here watching this having a beer and a j after work and this has made my Friday..... So funny😂🤣😂
@karikrummi42223 жыл бұрын
hey dude, i know you probably wont see this but i just wanted to thank you for all of the laughs you’ve given me. you’re my favorite comedian.
@jkbGood923 жыл бұрын
That crowd sounds like it’s on the brink of becoming unruly
@thebyrdman9032 жыл бұрын
With the added information, I can completely understand why you were uninvited 😂 😂 😂 😂
@cjsteg36233 жыл бұрын
One thing i wanna know... are yall still friends lmao
@stephenlovell11213 жыл бұрын
man that story never gets old laugh my ass off every time and this time even more so
@GrippingRaccoon71093 жыл бұрын
I love how the story didnt change you just added all of the missing details. I love this XD. Is it bad I'm this friend that would do this
@untoxify10802 жыл бұрын
I just love the “DEEEP INTO THE THREEEEZ” 😂
@somedude93833 жыл бұрын
Your shows never get old
@majial27092 жыл бұрын
I'm literally crying with laughter right now, that was infinitely more entertaining then the original
@sjp35productions62 жыл бұрын
Greatest story ever told. When your nephews, son(s), and their friends are about 11 or 12, gather them together on a sleepover to regale them with the tale of Uncle Tim and The Giant. Oh, and your adoring public demands the original "Glazed Donut" tee shirt.
@zaneviper Жыл бұрын
They need to animate this!!!!!! Also, I always come back to this video every few months, I can always trust it to put tears in my eyes and a smile on my face
@kamakazi3393 жыл бұрын
I could watch this a million times and still laugh
@chappychaplain3 жыл бұрын
I’ve been hoping for this ever since I saw you tell it live.
@chessmiller56613 жыл бұрын
I officially love this man
@compacthydra60222 жыл бұрын
This will forever be my favorite video
@silverdoeGirl3 жыл бұрын
This is my all time fave 🤣🤣🤣🤣 well.........You warned him!!!! If he didn't listen to you? More fool him 🤣