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@starship1701
@starship1701 6 ай бұрын
Redstone programmers: **intense villager noises**
@MacyFitch
@MacyFitch 2 ай бұрын
underrated comment!
@fabriwin6950
@fabriwin6950 2 ай бұрын
Yooouuu ❤
@lua-nya
@lua-nya Ай бұрын
Haha logic gate go swoosh.
@silencelin574
@silencelin574 Ай бұрын
Underrated😂❤
@thesimsmom4390
@thesimsmom4390 Ай бұрын
HEEERRRRRMMMMM
@notarandom7
@notarandom7 Жыл бұрын
Tbh if Scratch had a return block, a continue and a break block, it would be basically perfected
@notarandom7
@notarandom7 11 ай бұрын
@@Bruhtoi_bramble you can already do 3d stuff in scratch
@Bruhtoi_bramble
@Bruhtoi_bramble 11 ай бұрын
@@notarandom7 do you know how long it takes to code a 3D game in scratch
@notarandom7
@notarandom7 11 ай бұрын
@@Bruhtoi_bramble the point of scratch is to be simple, a 3d mode would be really complicated, aspecially because you can't just add to the x, y and z values to move, you need to know linear algebra to do it correctly (which children clearly don't know)
@BennydoesstuffYT
@BennydoesstuffYT 11 ай бұрын
you dont need a break block just use a repeat until a variable = true
@idontknowanygoodnames1498
@idontknowanygoodnames1498 11 ай бұрын
​@@BennydoesstuffYTbreak jumps back a scope, not hault the program
@IllegalHelios
@IllegalHelios 4 ай бұрын
C++: secret millionaire Python: "Ye I fuck with data" Scratch: "Teehee I made RC car go forward"
@that_ball
@that_ball 3 ай бұрын
construct3: fools. ALL ABSALOTE FOOLS.
@Iyathon
@Iyathon 3 ай бұрын
python>>
@Slopey-ig3nx
@Slopey-ig3nx 3 ай бұрын
True
@alastor--radiodemon7556
@alastor--radiodemon7556 3 ай бұрын
JavaScript: don't look at me
@RKroese
@RKroese 3 ай бұрын
Assembly: "I AM YOUR CREATOR."
@jeebus420
@jeebus420 2 ай бұрын
the thumbnail did him dirty 😭😭
@-._kawaiixo_.
@-._kawaiixo_. Ай бұрын
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE 😭😭
@souptikdeysrinjeetdey8508
@souptikdeysrinjeetdey8508 Ай бұрын
Lol me too😂
@TerminatorFN-
@TerminatorFN- Ай бұрын
Drake is jealous 💀
@dynastygeminilol
@dynastygeminilol Ай бұрын
@@TerminatorFN- 💀💀💀
@Iatecheetos
@Iatecheetos Ай бұрын
@@TerminatorFN-GAY!
@actualspectral
@actualspectral 11 ай бұрын
As a 4 year senior scratch developer in elementary school I can confirm this
@ThePenguin134
@ThePenguin134 10 ай бұрын
as a 9 year (4-12th grade) scratch dev I can also confirm. Absolitely goated language. Love when one function takes up 3 screens horizontally
@_Wolf_-ib9zd
@_Wolf_-ib9zd 10 ай бұрын
​@@ThePenguin134oooh god this is too good 😂😂😂
@smsspammingcashout780
@smsspammingcashout780 10 ай бұрын
@@ThePenguin134can you code url shortener . I will pay you
@besavion
@besavion 10 ай бұрын
@@madboy234_yt comfirmation
@evanmcafee
@evanmcafee 10 ай бұрын
Try java m8
@MRX-lg7ko
@MRX-lg7ko 10 ай бұрын
Assembly programmers: *Intense gigachad music*
@CRT_YT
@CRT_YT 10 ай бұрын
i fear assembly programmers. they have horrifying levels of power.
@MRX-lg7ko
@MRX-lg7ko 10 ай бұрын
@@CRT_YT I am becoming one
@159tony
@159tony 9 ай бұрын
Assembly language is the "deserted island survivalist" of the languages. Pretty much the bare minimum until you get to machine language and full on baremetal access.
@jrshaul
@jrshaul 9 ай бұрын
The only thing harder than writing the code is outperforming the software we wrote to do it for you. They've been fighting a John Henry battle against the machine since 1960, and the bell ain't rung yet!
@bitonic589
@bitonic589 9 ай бұрын
@@CRT_YT run
@Rilixit
@Rilixit 2 ай бұрын
The one guy who somewhat remade the linux kernel in SCRATCH:
@abc-oo8ce
@abc-oo8ce Ай бұрын
*ascends to heaven
@lenchito2
@lenchito2 13 күн бұрын
i use linux for scratch XD
@PamellaCardoso-pp5tr
@PamellaCardoso-pp5tr 12 күн бұрын
Well... It is theorethycally possible... since scratch is turing complete afterall...
@abc-oo8ce
@abc-oo8ce 12 күн бұрын
@@PamellaCardoso-pp5tr it's possible if you make your own extension, due to how you can only simulate linux functions
@IronSubGamer-fp1pr
@IronSubGamer-fp1pr 3 ай бұрын
petition for Scratch 4.0 not only to come out but to support 60+ fps, 3D, FHD world, cloud variables to update faster than 1/10 second
@Progamertoat
@Progamertoat 2 ай бұрын
So basically a almost impossible scratch? That would need a lot of optimization. Its a porgramming language for kids
@IronSubGamer-fp1pr
@IronSubGamer-fp1pr 2 ай бұрын
@@Progamertoat no i just meant two modes: one for kids(the one that looks now) and one that has stuff mentioned above
@SillySolarz
@SillySolarz 2 ай бұрын
Thats not how it works lil bro
@IronSubGamer-fp1pr
@IronSubGamer-fp1pr 2 ай бұрын
@@SillySolarz thats the point
@Axcille
@Axcille 2 ай бұрын
@@IronSubGamer-fp1pr 3d is extremly complex for a website based engine and soo is HD worlds the rest you can find on scratch inproved websites
@hahanamegobrr5992
@hahanamegobrr5992 7 ай бұрын
bro took "the less i know the better" to a whole nother level
@KezKaz
@KezKaz 6 ай бұрын
😂
@dogma7911
@dogma7911 5 ай бұрын
Hilarious!
@muhammedmayer3988
@muhammedmayer3988 5 ай бұрын
UNDERRATED
@SubscribeIfYouBreathAir
@SubscribeIfYouBreathAir 5 ай бұрын
@@muhammedmayer3988 ....
@Kattoe
@Kattoe 5 ай бұрын
*other
@lifting_and_coding
@lifting_and_coding Жыл бұрын
I wanna be a full time scratch engineer fr
@Titan-chris
@Titan-chris Жыл бұрын
Me too😅
@andrewclickbait2612
@andrewclickbait2612 11 ай бұрын
​@@Muslim_YM.26 What's the job
@Muslim_YM.26
@Muslim_YM.26 11 ай бұрын
@@andrewclickbait2612 if you want to know out meeting will start on your dream
@ahmeddabagh5827
@ahmeddabagh5827 11 ай бұрын
if it’s the website scratch then it’s easy to make games
@maximo4430
@maximo4430 11 ай бұрын
thats like if you wanna be a full time.. someone that piles up rocks instead of being someone who builds houses
@Dhuclyrn
@Dhuclyrn 2 ай бұрын
“In scratch we are forced to program old school” -A wise scratcher
@ChillKillaBeta
@ChillKillaBeta Ай бұрын
griffpatch reference
@aienthusiast618
@aienthusiast618 20 күн бұрын
getting over it
@YarikPlayYT
@YarikPlayYT 13 күн бұрын
Turbowarp: 🗿 Pocket Code: 🗿🗿 Command blocks in minecraft: 🗿🗿🗿 Assembly: 🗿🗿🗿🗿 Brainf##k: 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿 Binary code: 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿
@sepehrhaghverdi8977
@sepehrhaghverdi8977 7 күн бұрын
the redstone users🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿
@fakhriekananda9764
@fakhriekananda9764 6 күн бұрын
That one guy who built Minecraft within Minecraft: 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🔥🔥🔥
@Pistolman222
@Pistolman222 5 күн бұрын
Blueprints 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🔥🔥🔥🔥
@Randomstuffguy69993
@Randomstuffguy69993 2 күн бұрын
Penguin Mod: 🫥
@alkebabish
@alkebabish 7 ай бұрын
This looks like a video, but it's actually an animation built in scratch. If you look closely you can see the costume changes.
@hotsaladwater16
@hotsaladwater16 5 ай бұрын
I see it too :0
@NotAPolarBearXD
@NotAPolarBearXD 5 ай бұрын
blud really just put when flag clicked forever next costume end
@BaldiReycaster
@BaldiReycaster 5 ай бұрын
@@NotAPolarBearXD IN A LOOP! (REPEAT LOOP)
@NotAPolarBearXD
@NotAPolarBearXD 5 ай бұрын
@@BaldiReycaster there already is a forever loop
@wuiuoluminum2
@wuiuoluminum2 4 ай бұрын
@@NotAPolarBearXD imagine having 1 second per frame and the video slowly moves away from your screen for some reason
@nutsi3
@nutsi3 9 ай бұрын
Minecraft red stone: just a picture of giga chad
@user-iv3rf1vw7t
@user-iv3rf1vw7t 9 ай бұрын
it isnt even a programming language, slow asf
@motazwastaken
@motazwastaken 8 ай бұрын
Minecraft Redstone is literally coding in binary you can’t get simpler than that
@pedrosabino8751
@pedrosabino8751 8 ай бұрын
​@@motazwastakenat the same time more difficult
@OfficalOxy
@OfficalOxy 7 ай бұрын
@@motazwastaken it isn't coding in binary, cause redstone is just a flow of electricty so yeah.
@n3gromancien317
@n3gromancien317 6 ай бұрын
@@OfficalOxyit’s litteraly a on/off system dude
@Steve-iy5eq
@Steve-iy5eq 2 ай бұрын
After a few false starts, he found his rhythm
@djtutti
@djtutti 28 күн бұрын
Minecraft command programmers: 🗿🗿
@Dandiest094
@Dandiest094 6 ай бұрын
Scratch is because they have the resources. In JavaScript, YOU are the resources
@SkyWolfUnlimited
@SkyWolfUnlimited 2 ай бұрын
the scratch ressources are mostly useless, using the costume editor is WAY better
@poka26ev2
@poka26ev2 2 ай бұрын
@@SkyWolfUnlimited I think he means that scratch has the code while javascript you have to memorize the code
@SkyWolfUnlimited
@SkyWolfUnlimited 2 ай бұрын
@@poka26ev2 Oh, well then I agree.
@HarvieHutchinson
@HarvieHutchinson Ай бұрын
@@poka26ev2 You need to do that with every non-visual scripting language.
@seanthesheep
@seanthesheep Ай бұрын
@@poka26ev2 you don't have to memorize the code either in JS. they have all the "blocks" listed out in IDE autocomplete and on MDN
@ashyguy4305
@ashyguy4305 Жыл бұрын
How to learn "c++" from "scratch"?
@HOTxPIZZAxSLICES
@HOTxPIZZAxSLICES Жыл бұрын
💀💀💀
@Adjacent27
@Adjacent27 Жыл бұрын
bruhh
@KOJ_PLAYS
@KOJ_PLAYS 11 ай бұрын
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@Unexplainedhappenings
@Unexplainedhappenings 11 ай бұрын
bruhhhhhhhhhh
@saileekalekar708
@saileekalekar708 11 ай бұрын
💀💀💀💀💀
@Winter_Glow10
@Winter_Glow10 Ай бұрын
I just rename everything with the object, like when i have a circle, i call is "ballx" for the x-coördinate, and "bally" for the y-coördinate
@brandonthenintendogmaster6212
@brandonthenintendogmaster6212 2 ай бұрын
Stencyl: Hold my beer
@tweetyguy7347
@tweetyguy7347 11 ай бұрын
what is bro using a keyboard for on scratch 💀💀
@dev0ps_01
@dev0ps_01 11 ай бұрын
maybe hes typing the name of something (variable or block name)
@coolamazingboy486
@coolamazingboy486 10 ай бұрын
hes testing his game
@pamplemoo
@pamplemoo 10 ай бұрын
He's pressing the green flag
@kotorybeusz7246
@kotorybeusz7246 10 ай бұрын
To be able to search scratch in google
@pufocina
@pufocina 10 ай бұрын
Glide _ seconds to x_ y_
@cadenmartin8482
@cadenmartin8482 10 ай бұрын
Scratch walked so unreal blueprints could run
@peacefuldeityspath
@peacefuldeityspath 9 ай бұрын
Underrated Quote
@reubenwizard
@reubenwizard 8 ай бұрын
LMAO
@kyo69420
@kyo69420 8 күн бұрын
bro forgot Squeak!
@unwantedaccount4404
@unwantedaccount4404 7 сағат бұрын
I thought for a second the joke was that scratch was breaking.
@ChillKillaBeta
@ChillKillaBeta Ай бұрын
Scratch Moderation: "hol up, lemme be stupid real quick"
@ayush_gupta2011
@ayush_gupta2011 Жыл бұрын
Bro did us java developers dirty
@Mathe_Baendiger
@Mathe_Baendiger 11 ай бұрын
wait like 30 years then hes the average java dev
@mint794
@mint794 11 ай бұрын
:(
@elgobert
@elgobert 11 ай бұрын
Bro does java still exist. 😂😂 just a joke.
@mint794
@mint794 11 ай бұрын
@@elgobert NAHHHHHH HELLL NAWWWW D;
@CodersHaven
@CodersHaven 11 ай бұрын
true
@gorgonespuma
@gorgonespuma 4 ай бұрын
The world if scratch would be an actual programming language accepted by companies
@A-X-O_Official
@A-X-O_Official Ай бұрын
I mean your not going to do much if your website is a 300x300 cube running at 2fps playing skibidi toilet
@gorgonespuma
@gorgonespuma Ай бұрын
@@A-X-O_Official there’s much more you can do in scratch than you would ever think
@diegof3a263
@diegof3a263 Ай бұрын
​​@@gorgonespumao problema é que no scratch só os projetos mais genéricos e sem personalidades com milhares de hashtags são recomendados aos usuários comuns, enquanto os originais e inovadores ficam escondidos por um site repleto de jogos de plataforma remixados um milhao de vezes e clickers mal feitos
@gorgonespuma
@gorgonespuma Ай бұрын
@@diegof3a263 mi no habla español
@gorgonespuma
@gorgonespuma Ай бұрын
@@diegof3a263 you can also export your project and convert it to JavaScript to put it on another site
@димонютуб
@димонютуб Ай бұрын
Scratch: "Bro, throw away the keyboard. You need a mouse."
@gammer_boiii
@gammer_boiii 2 ай бұрын
i can confirm as a pythone programmer that all the other languages is much better in all the ways but scratch is a great start for people getting started with programming as you start thinking like one
@jemand_der_duolingo_benutzt
@jemand_der_duolingo_benutzt 10 ай бұрын
Scratch JR: 👶 Scratch: 🍷🗿
@theworldofthestrangethings7599
@theworldofthestrangethings7599 8 ай бұрын
True
@AlmondChocolateMilk
@AlmondChocolateMilk 7 ай бұрын
why does scratch need a jr it’s already a jr
@balothewolf5642
@balothewolf5642 7 ай бұрын
@@AlmondChocolateMilk to make it harder for children and advertise it as easier
@Capivara_Studios
@Capivara_Studios 3 ай бұрын
Scratch is alreasy jr, Scratch jr is jr jr
@SkyWolfUnlimited
@SkyWolfUnlimited 2 ай бұрын
@@AlmondChocolateMilk for noobs that can't even create a variable to use it
@leonidsdreams3919
@leonidsdreams3919 8 ай бұрын
If you got hired as a scratch dev, you sure have the biggest balls on the court
@frcsas
@frcsas 6 ай бұрын
"Scratch tech lead at a meme consulting firm." At least that will grab the attention of however reads the CV.
@that_ball
@that_ball 3 ай бұрын
"biggest balls on the court"
@AntiZoophileOvergunner
@AntiZoophileOvergunner 12 күн бұрын
@@that_ball pause
@Jazas_Creations
@Jazas_Creations 3 ай бұрын
He is holding the laptop like its a notebook 😮
@NikolaiKostadinov-dc7jq
@NikolaiKostadinov-dc7jq 2 ай бұрын
Fortran programmers behind them: "Are you sure about that?"
@3faze
@3faze 11 ай бұрын
Assembly be like 🗿
@besavion
@besavion 10 ай бұрын
Batch is true chad programming language
@hehehehe_hah
@hehehehe_hah 10 ай бұрын
@@besavion bash is way better
@overbored1337
@overbored1337 9 ай бұрын
No. I started with batch but its too limiting. You cant really do much unless you have executables that does work for you and catch their output, and at that point you might as well use a real language.
@Ali_Nar
@Ali_Nar 9 ай бұрын
Brayvarus And VBscript 🤣
@ok-nq8mr
@ok-nq8mr 8 ай бұрын
binary watching all the language knowing it will remain till the end of time and universe 😂
@WatercraftGames
@WatercraftGames 7 ай бұрын
Scratch be like: b*tch you won't even need a keyboard
@notarandom7
@notarandom7 7 ай бұрын
true
@BaldiReycaster
@BaldiReycaster 5 ай бұрын
yea b***h! YOU DON'T NEED TO GIVE A F*** ABOUT TYPING FUNCTIONS! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TYPE STRINGS!
@guy8330
@guy8330 4 ай бұрын
YOU FOOL. THERE'S A WEBSITE CALLED TOSH.
@Noob-Gamer.
@Noob-Gamer. 4 ай бұрын
What about variables?
@BaldiReycaster
@BaldiReycaster 4 ай бұрын
@@Noob-Gamer.yeah just use on-screen keyboard
@ThisIsRadmehr
@ThisIsRadmehr Ай бұрын
Html: "Eheheheh I don't care I'm best"
@SDN_TheCoder
@SDN_TheCoder Ай бұрын
Roblox Studio: LoL you forget something. What i use to code?
@bt_plays_fortnite
@bt_plays_fortnite 9 ай бұрын
As someone who first started coding with Scratch and now knows Swift,Python and Lua. Thank you.
@ok-nq8mr
@ok-nq8mr 8 ай бұрын
"C" language watching all the new language come and go while it remains their knowing nothing can replace it till the end of time 😂
@KojoBailey
@KojoBailey 3 ай бұрын
guy called C++
@whathuh6965
@whathuh6965 3 ай бұрын
I must finish learning C++
@thespikemonster3310
@thespikemonster3310 2 ай бұрын
Binary
@totototototototitototit
@totototototototitototit Ай бұрын
A guy call c#😅
@blakemcdermott7573
@blakemcdermott7573 2 ай бұрын
The guy who made roller coaster tycoon is laughing at this
@Osgler
@Osgler 4 ай бұрын
We spending multiple days on basic collision and movement with this one🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️😭😭😭
@noelradhakrishnan4423
@noelradhakrishnan4423 Жыл бұрын
The fact that most of the people don't get this makes it even funnier
@CodingMyWayUp
@CodingMyWayUp 11 ай бұрын
explain
@one_logic
@one_logic 11 ай бұрын
​@@CodingMyWayUpC++, JavaScript, and Python are all main, rigorous computer languages - but Scratch uses a simple programming language for the sole purpose of making 2D video games
@yaakovgrunsfeld
@yaakovgrunsfeld 10 ай бұрын
​@CodingMyWayUp the name of the first song is the less I know the better, scratch is a coding like thing for kids to teach them the kind of thinking that happens in coding
@RSanthoshkumar-mn3cx
@RSanthoshkumar-mn3cx 3 ай бұрын
Round of applause to the most intelligent creature in the universe..👏🏻👏🏻..
@world_changers
@world_changers 3 ай бұрын
Scratch is literally the perfect bait for anyone to get into programming
@011m7i
@011m7i 7 ай бұрын
Programming with command blocks: *Giga chad poses
@The_Commandblock
@The_Commandblock 6 ай бұрын
*Programming with Redstone*
@BaldiReycaster
@BaldiReycaster 5 ай бұрын
Minecraft never gets old _🤣🤣🤣_ But yes, I can literally make code for killing players with command blocks!
@jnandpsalmminecraftchannel3377
@jnandpsalmminecraftchannel3377 4 ай бұрын
people in minecraft: bro what is they sayin
@PanzerkampfwagenVITigerIAusfE
@PanzerkampfwagenVITigerIAusfE 4 ай бұрын
@@BaldiReycasterhe is talking about minecraft computers
@BaldiReycaster
@BaldiReycaster 4 ай бұрын
@@PanzerkampfwagenVITigerIAusfE uhh yes, and you're commenting
@chelseagonzales4294
@chelseagonzales4294 9 күн бұрын
The scratch guy is what i feel like when i make a good collision in scratch bro 😂
@otemporizador3550
@otemporizador3550 8 күн бұрын
Assembly: Terminator shows up
@DrakDoesEdits
@DrakDoesEdits 5 ай бұрын
The real gigachad of this battle would be Minecraft command block
@radayrk
@radayrk 2 ай бұрын
redstone computing
@techtechcy
@techtechcy 21 күн бұрын
Minecraft commands are harder than python believe me I talk from experience
@SelgaSausainis
@SelgaSausainis 20 күн бұрын
@@techtechcy as from what i know python is pretty ez to learn. for fun tried to learn c++ ( hell at some points )
@Zjelli1
@Zjelli1 18 күн бұрын
Command block is java syntax
@ONE-THING-2RAY
@ONE-THING-2RAY Жыл бұрын
Me figuring out what is scratch 😂
@nikichashadow
@nikichashadow Жыл бұрын
Programing with bloks
@sleepynet13
@sleepynet13 11 ай бұрын
​@HgHo-vw1bcgriffpatch:
@OmegaCat9999
@OmegaCat9999 10 ай бұрын
​@HgHo-vw1bc Yeah... Not really though. 8y/os use it, but people other than them can use it as well. What 8y/o can make an entire 3D platformer with raycasting?
@Jesus...Christ
@Jesus...Christ 10 ай бұрын
L
@SilverMe2004
@SilverMe2004 9 ай бұрын
I thought they meant programing from scratch ie in binary and now I have to check if there is a programming language called assembly and or batch
@vivi7016
@vivi7016 3 ай бұрын
LabView walks in like Mark Henry
@Nidhi-Dodiya-1014
@Nidhi-Dodiya-1014 2 ай бұрын
Thumbnail OP!! 💀☠️
@kenzo2909
@kenzo2909 9 ай бұрын
Only -kid- Chad using scratch for the first time learning coding
@NotAPolarBearXD
@NotAPolarBearXD 5 ай бұрын
i started in scratch and somehow ended up in lua
@PanzerkampfwagenVITigerIAusfE
@PanzerkampfwagenVITigerIAusfE 4 ай бұрын
@@NotAPolarBearXDroblox studio?
@NotAPolarBearXD
@NotAPolarBearXD 4 ай бұрын
@@PanzerkampfwagenVITigerIAusfE not really, it was rbx studio first but then just simply lua
@Sandi_YT2021
@Sandi_YT2021 5 ай бұрын
Pocket code: 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿
@chelovek_yout
@chelovek_yout 5 ай бұрын
🤝
@world_changers
@world_changers 24 күн бұрын
😂😂😂 pocket code indeed
@YarikPlayYT
@YarikPlayYT 13 күн бұрын
Perfect
@Truck_Kun_Driver
@Truck_Kun_Driver Ай бұрын
Minecraft Redstone programmer: 🗿
@senilathambawita3002
@senilathambawita3002 4 ай бұрын
punch card programmers: gigachad ascending to godhood music
@Archivus23
@Archivus23 6 ай бұрын
Bro missed out on doing Assembly Programmers "Assembly Programmers having main character syndrome in a nutshell"
@madmaxlive8703
@madmaxlive8703 10 ай бұрын
Html enters the chat
@Mtber_420
@Mtber_420 9 ай бұрын
Bro💀
@purplelord8531
@purplelord8531 9 ай бұрын
you just made it as html became turing complete as of a few years ago!!! glad it's a programming language now
@GregKeane
@GregKeane 9 ай бұрын
who?
@PKisBetter
@PKisBetter 9 ай бұрын
only if HTML wasn't a markup language..
@rockpie.squashfs
@rockpie.squashfs 8 ай бұрын
*Brainf**k entered the chat*
@milkk3019
@milkk3019 Ай бұрын
Bro who did 2d minecraft in scratch: 😎🗿
@Lovibi
@Lovibi Ай бұрын
Lua: Ahh finally no one interuppted my sleep
@chusclo
@chusclo 7 ай бұрын
HTML: Allow me to introduce myself
@DelightfulPager-ro4nw
@DelightfulPager-ro4nw 6 ай бұрын
Haiwan shirt and sandals
@sentryinventor
@sentryinventor 6 ай бұрын
it's not a programming language
@anonther
@anonther 6 ай бұрын
sus
@blublakcness
@blublakcness 6 ай бұрын
@@sentryinventor it is, just for websites or smth
@davidglass4876
@davidglass4876 6 ай бұрын
Definitely not a programming language but lmfao
@SethDevsStuff
@SethDevsStuff 10 ай бұрын
For all the people asking what song this is, it's the beginning of Pump It by Black Eyed Peas, the guitar riff is originally from Miserlou by Dick Dale. Very iconic riff 👌
@stressedbyamountainofbooks
@stressedbyamountainofbooks 9 ай бұрын
Isn't this tame impala?
@poppinmms8980
@poppinmms8980 9 ай бұрын
@@stressedbyamountainofbookssounds like tame impala to me too
@OnlyPedosCanTagMe
@OnlyPedosCanTagMe 9 ай бұрын
​@@poppinmms8980He meant the song at the end.
@404error_me
@404error_me 7 ай бұрын
thank you for sharing😁
@silvaroo
@silvaroo Күн бұрын
Thank you so much!!!
@Booren
@Booren 29 күн бұрын
Super Chad: writting code on paper and giving to 100 people to perform code task manually.
@FGPlayZ07
@FGPlayZ07 23 күн бұрын
The Thumbnail 🌚💀
@lorenzodotto3002
@lorenzodotto3002 Жыл бұрын
Assembly is the true gigachad
@OptimisticalBilly.9001
@OptimisticalBilly.9001 Жыл бұрын
chris sawyer
@ubulayne_
@ubulayne_ 10 ай бұрын
give me rollercoaster tycoon or give me death
@fstemarie
@fstemarie 9 ай бұрын
Pfff... I write directly in binary to save time.
@zwozoa5630
@zwozoa5630 7 ай бұрын
binary ez pz just type 0 and 1! easiest syntax of all time!!@@fstemarie
@Egg44693
@Egg44693 4 ай бұрын
No transistor coders
@polytherandomest
@polytherandomest 9 ай бұрын
as a scratch user for 4 years, I see this as an absolute win.
@KTcomics
@KTcomics 4 ай бұрын
ha! you're a mere child! I've been on scratch for near eleven years now. I'm old.
@Capivara_Studios
@Capivara_Studios 3 ай бұрын
​@@KTcomicsIt's still Scratch
@KTcomics
@KTcomics 3 ай бұрын
@@Capivara_Studios of course it is. what else would it be?
@Capivara_Studios
@Capivara_Studios 3 ай бұрын
@@KTcomics You were saying he was a child
@LandoPlays24
@LandoPlays24 Ай бұрын
Flash: Get the hell out of my way, amatuers..
@Smurdy1
@Smurdy1 2 ай бұрын
We all just waiting for Bjarne Stroustrup's great great great grandson to make scratch with classes
@NumberVectors
@NumberVectors 7 ай бұрын
If scratch had improved lists and variables, a better image editor, a continue, return, break, while loop and a for loop, it would be much easier to code
@that_ball
@that_ball 3 ай бұрын
scratch does have a while loop, but you need to go on a old/hacked project.
@LEGEND_89_YT
@LEGEND_89_YT 3 ай бұрын
bro it is already so easy to code
@isaacroansison2539
@isaacroansison2539 3 ай бұрын
wouldn’t a while loop be already replicated with the if block?
@L.___.J
@L.___.J 3 ай бұрын
Turbowarp
@mejonmc_
@mejonmc_ 3 ай бұрын
The scratch image editor is good, it's just bitmap downscales the images to 360p to fit the stage size. WHENNOTINFULLSCREEN.
@ronmc1677
@ronmc1677 5 ай бұрын
The more power you have, the more humble you are
@patrickacoder
@patrickacoder 15 күн бұрын
a channel name griffpatch : create many version of famous games in scratch 💀
@PrueferAuge
@PrueferAuge 2 ай бұрын
whitespace entered the room nobody noticed
@HG477gamesBr
@HG477gamesBr 9 ай бұрын
**Doom music starts** Scratch: what is that music? *BrainF joins the chat* 💀
@kuramamastah5270
@kuramamastah5270 7 ай бұрын
'Till this day Scratch is still waiting for a worthy opponent... Command Block language🗿
@ErdemtugsC
@ErdemtugsC 7 ай бұрын
Hahahaha and red stone
@The_Commandblock
@The_Commandblock 6 ай бұрын
@@ErdemtugsC Geometry Dash lvl editor. Some people actually manage to code stuff with it and i think its one of the only things comparable to redstone
@user-bp7mj4of3i
@user-bp7mj4of3i 4 ай бұрын
when flag clicked forever Say: ( relatable ) wait: ( 1 ) seconds Think: ( how do i control myself? )
@abc-oo8ce
@abc-oo8ce Ай бұрын
-brainfrick- i use arch btw language
@YarikPlayYT
@YarikPlayYT 13 күн бұрын
What about Pocket Code?
@cloudy7092
@cloudy7092 2 ай бұрын
until you wanna make a enemy with hp (can't store variants on clones)
@DurpMustard
@DurpMustard 2 ай бұрын
I swear scratch users must have ungodly pointer fingers from using the trackpad all day
@omicron0mega
@omicron0mega 8 ай бұрын
Java be like, "I don't even need to flex".
@JESUSISKING169
@JESUSISKING169 Жыл бұрын
He's being ironic for those who don't get it
@surlo69
@surlo69 Жыл бұрын
uh no hes not. scratch is the best language fr B)
@Tylermanguy58
@Tylermanguy58 Жыл бұрын
@@surlo69 on god these people are being brainwashed by the government
@RadioactiveBasement
@RadioactiveBasement Жыл бұрын
@@surlo69 no its not even programing
@DioBrando-qv3mo
@DioBrando-qv3mo Жыл бұрын
@@RadioactiveBasement cant tell if you’re being ironic now
@MisterFeller1
@MisterFeller1 11 ай бұрын
I like scratch cuz its simple to use, not really the guy to be coding programming languages, my brain can’t handle it lol
@raptor4211
@raptor4211 3 ай бұрын
Roller coaster tycoon devs: 🗿🗿🗿
@redguydhmis
@redguydhmis Ай бұрын
Scratch is actually mad underrated, a while back b4 i learned other languages i remade fnaf, undertale and a few of my own games on scratch and it went perfect
@ryanm.191
@ryanm.191 6 ай бұрын
I remember I build a cod zombies inspired 2d top down zombie shooter game with teleports, pick ups, options to enable movement aim or mouse aim, it even had varying missions which would create an extraction mission and finally a helicopter extraction animation, all in scratch, all in my spare time before school and at lunch when I was 12-13. Now I can’t even remember where to download it
@jackbombay1423
@jackbombay1423 24 күн бұрын
It happened in alternative universe you can no longer access to. ;)
@mlegend2234
@mlegend2234 9 ай бұрын
you forgot Minecraft command blocks.
@The_Commandblock
@The_Commandblock 6 ай бұрын
you forgot Minecraft Redstone :skull:
@neelimarosekujur8061
@neelimarosekujur8061 4 ай бұрын
you can program in minecraft???
@DankBudsYT
@DankBudsYT 2 ай бұрын
A as scratch dev i can comfirm🗿
@planeguy737-1
@planeguy737-1 3 ай бұрын
lua: *sits in a corner and cries*
@codingvio7383
@codingvio7383 7 ай бұрын
I coded a connect 4 in scratch using networking and cloud variables. 🗿
@goldfishbelike
@goldfishbelike 7 ай бұрын
i coded an undertale game once and used turbowarp to turn it into an html
@Ihavenonicknames_NO.2
@Ihavenonicknames_NO.2 9 ай бұрын
Bro if you understand how to use scratch code you are on a higher level then god
@Stallone821
@Stallone821 8 ай бұрын
as an elementary kid, i can confirm that this is true
@testcenter2000
@testcenter2000 2 ай бұрын
In the thumbnail, I couldn’t tell that he was holding a laptop.
@Ehhehehehehje
@Ehhehehehehje 2 ай бұрын
The command block in mineraft:🤫
@alselcukoglu4049
@alselcukoglu4049 Жыл бұрын
when ı maked website but ı forgot say
@patolol3091
@patolol3091 Жыл бұрын
what the fuck is that "i" without the dot
@saarza9991
@saarza9991 Жыл бұрын
​@@patolol3091before that what is maked
@patolol3091
@patolol3091 Жыл бұрын
@@saarza9991 yeah "i" that looks like the i in fi
@itzgametimevip1111
@itzgametimevip1111 Жыл бұрын
That letter is found in Latin America, From another language
@estebandiaz2772
@estebandiaz2772 11 ай бұрын
@@itzgametimevip1111🧢
@mchlkpng
@mchlkpng 11 ай бұрын
This is the most based and accurate video
@DaMuffinWithAngerIssues
@DaMuffinWithAngerIssues 9 ай бұрын
agreed. scratch is s tier, although you cant make 3d games with scratch, the 2d games you can make are amazing.
@mchlkpng
@mchlkpng 9 ай бұрын
​@@DaMuffinWithAngerIssuesyes you can, search it up
@PKisBetter
@PKisBetter 9 ай бұрын
aint no way your serious@@DaMuffinWithAngerIssues
@DaMuffinWithAngerIssues
@DaMuffinWithAngerIssues 9 ай бұрын
i am @@PKisBetter
@ukaszpraciak2034
@ukaszpraciak2034 16 күн бұрын
imagine having fingers so fast you can send bits by hand with a power supply and a cable
@IrishCoder
@IrishCoder 3 ай бұрын
Turbowarp: hello there
@WindMoon_3
@WindMoon_3 10 ай бұрын
Blud just roasted us C++ devs 💀
@Jesus...Christ
@Jesus...Christ 9 ай бұрын
as he should
@TheBlackCPU
@TheBlackCPU 6 ай бұрын
WHERE IS THE MINECRAFT COMMAND BLOCK PROGRAMMER
@user-fn1rm9tk3w
@user-fn1rm9tk3w Ай бұрын
Bro just learned what birds feel like
@ThemeMusicz
@ThemeMusicz 16 күн бұрын
Why did I just finish coding on scratch then saw this
@AstroLens1
@AstroLens1 10 ай бұрын
You forgot Scratch jr 🗿
@LexiJay8446
@LexiJay8446 9 ай бұрын
Lol. But that was low-key ass. I could never add more pages, so I stopped using it.
@NotAPolarBearXD
@NotAPolarBearXD 5 ай бұрын
that code is unreadable 💀
@qquietskies
@qquietskies Ай бұрын
bro i was confused on what this would be about after seeing the thumbnail 💀
@mdmosiarrahaman6323
@mdmosiarrahaman6323 11 ай бұрын
bro the scratch cat is legit god✨
@shaez5281
@shaez5281 11 ай бұрын
real
@mdmosiarrahaman6323
@mdmosiarrahaman6323 11 ай бұрын
true
@TinerX
@TinerX 11 ай бұрын
Fake 💀👎🗿
@raphaelmanayon
@raphaelmanayon 10 ай бұрын
Bjarne Stroustrup takes the w
@peperariba2793
@peperariba2793 10 ай бұрын
I use gd editor as programming language
@kerimefeucar7534
@kerimefeucar7534 9 ай бұрын
As a 12 yo scratch pro making a sonic fangame and made a game for school:its ez bruh🗣️🔥
@jfkpleyz9702
@jfkpleyz9702 Ай бұрын
scratch: "Who are you?!" geometry dash: "I'm you, but better."
@abc-oo8ce
@abc-oo8ce Ай бұрын
*not, no variables
@jfkpleyz9702
@jfkpleyz9702 Ай бұрын
@@abc-oo8ce yea but with gd's new game type platformer, you can do more advanced stuff
@Rubyrush
@Rubyrush Ай бұрын
Lua programmers: Roblox oof in the background*
@gabriel-quintiliano
@gabriel-quintiliano Жыл бұрын
I program in ChatGPT, that's the shit bitches
@balduron97
@balduron97 11 ай бұрын
a Scratch programmer (more of concept designer) would know how to exactly use a chatbot. Just a suggeston... write programms with chatgpt (i wouldnt use that bot for such case) not ion chqatgpt. The problem is you end when its too easy. and when its too easy .. you could forget about worst case scenarios
@CRT_YT
@CRT_YT 10 ай бұрын
@@balduron97 🤓🤓🤓
@cutecatthing
@cutecatthing 7 ай бұрын
@@CRT_YT *someone being helpful* you:🤓🤓🤓
@CRT_YT
@CRT_YT 7 ай бұрын
@@cutecatthing nah i sent it because nobody cares about the info provided and it is, infact, not helpful
@cutecatthing
@cutecatthing 7 ай бұрын
@@CRT_YT ok
@daboi1675
@daboi1675 7 ай бұрын
Bro risked dropping his laptop in order to fully commit to the meme, what a legend
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