BEST QUOTES Season One | Brooklyn Nine-Nine | Comedy Bites
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3 жыл бұрынThe squad's best quotes from way back when in Season 1!
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@patlee4858 3 жыл бұрын
character development is how “i hate my new captain” to “u r one of my two dads”
@evandelck8541 3 жыл бұрын
Yep
@I_Im_Over_There 3 жыл бұрын
Three dads
@patlee4858 3 жыл бұрын
@@I_Im_Over_There i dont count his birth father
@I_Im_Over_There 3 жыл бұрын
@@patlee4858 I meant Kevin Raymond and terry callback to thanksgiving
@morinkanadi8530 2 жыл бұрын
@@I_Im_Over_There terry feels more so like a mama hen to me
@skyw3419 3 жыл бұрын
"M-L-E-P-Clay" "I'm sorry did you say clay?" "Yes, the clay is silent"
@georgealbin1644 3 жыл бұрын
then there is the return of Mlep(clay)nos in season 5 episode 22 ( Jake and Amy )
@humeyrainci3021 3 жыл бұрын
@@georgealbin1644 actually he came back twice. One time were they sang the song
@bloc290huh792 3 жыл бұрын
@@humeyrainci3021 the song when a dog loses its virginity
@fredit123456789 3 жыл бұрын
I recently realized that he probably meant k instead of clay but didn't know the difference.
@georgealbin1644 3 жыл бұрын
@@humeyrainci3021 yup but it was in one episode, ( he played the violin )
@lilw6813 3 жыл бұрын
"THIS IS TAKING TOO LONG. I'M GONNA BE LATE TO THE FARMERS MARKET." - Scary Terry
@sirocco2810 3 жыл бұрын
The fact that he refers to himself as "Regular Terry" gets me good
@Mcelly58 3 жыл бұрын
Nowadays they’ll get him shot
@yato2180 3 жыл бұрын
Miss*
@imin2461 3 жыл бұрын
So far we got: Sergeant/Lieutenant Terry Scary Terry Vacation Terry
@anshulkumaria1612 3 жыл бұрын
"SHE MAKES US ALL FEEL THINGS !!!!" , "RELEASE YOUR SWEETS" , " WHAT THE HELL , BOYLE !!! YOU ALMOST KILLED ME. TERRY IS GOING TO DIE SAVING THE PRESIDENT OR TERRY'S NEVER GONNA DIE !!!!" Greatest Hits of Terry Jeffords.
@speedy316uk 3 жыл бұрын
"I think I am getting a text message ... BLOOP ... there it is"
@kaiden_409 3 жыл бұрын
That is my text tone
@beth.9802 3 жыл бұрын
I never knew Jake could be so passionate about star wars
@IsSarcasmIronic 3 жыл бұрын
Ahaha I don’t blame him though, he has an excellent point-NOBODY KNEW. Jake is the ultimate fanboy tho let’s be honest. SO many pop culture references it rivals Tom Holland’s Spider-Man in Infinity War
@internetperson573 3 жыл бұрын
hey Luke didn’t know, NOBODY KNEW!!!!!!!
@MichaelSBaram 3 жыл бұрын
@@internetperson573 not even George Lucas.
@gf1006 3 жыл бұрын
Makes me wonder, does he never think that his father-in-law kind of looks like Bail Organa?
@lobo4462 3 жыл бұрын
I’m the 666th like……I’m scared
@chinmayasreeram9892 3 жыл бұрын
We need a compilation of Scully saying Jakey
@filthykevin860 3 жыл бұрын
Facts
@suefocher5095 3 жыл бұрын
Yaaas
@katieelin. 3 жыл бұрын
Omg yes
@niyatishah5700 3 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@jalenellis3594 3 жыл бұрын
“No you cannot have a SUV now! Those things roll baby, they roll.”
@MarkCalloway 3 жыл бұрын
I always find it fun to compare how each character has developed from the first season to the latest season, this show has great character development
@soumyasingh160 3 жыл бұрын
Character development is I hate the new captain to u r my dad and bowing to holt to no one wants to bone you old dig
@ananyamurali603 3 жыл бұрын
"Scully you can just write 'I didn't close any' on a piece of paper." what a gem 2:33
@breezybri6717 3 жыл бұрын
"Now brake it up, we look weird. Don't move as a group! You're not gazelles!"
@aravindh31babu 3 жыл бұрын
That was the best one for sure xD
@lillianhoigard6702 Жыл бұрын
I was drinking water while watching that, and it completely caught me off guard. Now I have water in my lungs and coming out my nose.
@reese_zero3437 3 жыл бұрын
“THIS IS TAKING TOO LONG! IM GONNA MISS THE FARMERS MARKET!!!” I actually said this during a lecture at school 😂😂😂😂
@user-dg7iz5cy4k 3 жыл бұрын
What happened after you said it?
@reese_zero3437 3 жыл бұрын
My Dude people laughed lol
@walkingglasses6264 3 жыл бұрын
Hey gotta get those deals at the farmers market amirite
@pavarottiaardvark3431 3 жыл бұрын
I love how Scully is playing UNO and still catches Case 52ABX-32QJ in full.
@songbird6414 3 жыл бұрын
Normally it takes a show a couple of seasons to fall into itself and figure it out, like The Office and Parks and Rec did. It’s kind of nice to see that Brooklyn didn’t even struggle with it. It obviously still had character development and relationships to grow but each character was still themselves.
@agatakrawczyk2891 3 жыл бұрын
STD - save the date! Love how innocent Boyle's mind is in this scene.
@IsSarcasmIronic 3 жыл бұрын
Agata Krawczyk, it’s funny tho bc Boyle is the most sexually explicit character on the show-even tho it’s most unintentional. Except when it comes to food and whoever he’s dating. Or shampooing a woman’s hair.
@oscarvernede4863 3 жыл бұрын
I always burst out laughing when Scully says “Like what’s that guy thinking” with the most straight face😂
@saavanvohra7474 3 жыл бұрын
“The clay is silent” 😂
@kravenjeffjose7382 3 жыл бұрын
The dream is silent
@iBoxMan123 3 жыл бұрын
”Is there a reason you’re interrupting me mid soup?”
@jackierocha5096 3 жыл бұрын
“WHAT KIND OF CASTLE HAS WHEELS?!?!??!???” Always gets me
@babs40 3 жыл бұрын
“Raymond, those slacks are a knockout” 😂
@jimmysullivan6054 2 жыл бұрын
Come on Amy
@kshins4659 3 жыл бұрын
“Aw I muffined my head and I stepped on my muffin”,”M-E-L-P-Clay,Clay? The clay is silent”, and “those slacks are a knockout” are the best quotes of this whole season
@anvimishra69 3 жыл бұрын
0:35 I love how Amy is staring at him like, "oh you wait till you turn your head."
@bexyPTX 3 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite moments is when they all bring the same bottle of wine to the party
@DarkRaiish 3 жыл бұрын
I just love how Beatriz is a complete polar opposite of Rosa. 😂😂😂
@zakq99 2 жыл бұрын
“and there’s wheels!!”😂😂😂 that line caught me off guard I loved that epsiode
@randomcrap2627 3 жыл бұрын
We need more Mlepclaynos asap
@leeailinca2404 3 жыл бұрын
“I never liked that nickname, though to be fair it was accurate...” R.I.P Terrance Jeffords
@charlottev5664 3 жыл бұрын
it’s so weird to see jake and amy not together
@hegemonys 3 жыл бұрын
Are you engaged yet?
@charlottev5664 3 жыл бұрын
Hegemony huh???
@zephlimense5443 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah it the only thing that's makes it weird when I rewatch it
@Rodan-vm5cj 3 жыл бұрын
"THIS IS TAKING TO LONG, IM GOING TO MISS THE FARMERS MARKET"
@IsSarcasmIronic 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao there are so many former SNL cast members on this show, including Andy Samberg 😂
@JasonBorn89 3 жыл бұрын
Andy Samberg is the reason for all the snl stars
@suefocher5095 3 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@avnichadha9891 3 жыл бұрын
WHAT KIND OF CASTLE HAS WHEELS?
@stoner.skitty 3 жыл бұрын
RELEASE. YOUR. *SWEETS.*
@Raven-yv6di Жыл бұрын
"Even when we're fighting you're hilarious, stop it. Stop it." Makes me laugh every single time
@andrewelliott1592 3 жыл бұрын
"THIS IS TAKING TOO LONG! I'M GONNA MISS THE FARMERS MARKET" cracks me up every time I see it! My college had elections for the leadership for our House (think Harry Potter it's kinda like that, minus the actual Harry Potter parts) and deliberations on one of the candidates took over an hour. I had that clip saved on my phone and just air-dropped it and next thing I know, 15 phones go off with the clip lolol
@joshwokojance3790 2 жыл бұрын
You should have left in the scene where they give Kevin the “wine drink”. His reaction was so deadpan and funny 😄
@leoobrien2377 3 жыл бұрын
3:25 had me crying..... I don't know what I'll do if I saw someone get chewed out like that from the boss 😂😂😂😂😂
@xxShadowOfTheWolfxx 3 жыл бұрын
We also need bloopers, seriously, like why only season 1, give us mooore
@sanudaliyanage7980 3 жыл бұрын
This is the most I’ve seen Rosa smile in a single video
@10highsky 3 жыл бұрын
Amy's face when jake says "smart, save that for later" to Boyle.. she was about to break character 😂
@susanna9896 3 жыл бұрын
I'll save you all some time best quote starts at 4:34. You're welcome!
@rickypurdy4995 3 жыл бұрын
Terry's breakdown over the princess castle reminds me of my dad trying to put stuff together for my sister 🤣
@darrelldemarest3502 3 жыл бұрын
"Don't give candy to babies, *they can't brush they're teeth!* "
@matthewbanjomanwalker 3 жыл бұрын
We need more scary Terry!
@tiimmyturner7 3 жыл бұрын
Holt:I'm captain Ray Holt Also Holt: Terry :don't people call you Ray? H:how dare you?
@pink_2922 3 жыл бұрын
The set in the pilot (first episode) looks so different. And the briefing room is completely different.
@anvimishra69 3 жыл бұрын
watching this video made me realize that I have B99 s1 completely memorized
@calliejohnston9489 3 жыл бұрын
"'Needled him a new suit?' Even when we're fighting, you're hilarious! Stop it, stop it!"
@sarthakmohanty5992 3 жыл бұрын
3:20 is my favorite. Mad Holt is best Holt
@dudastella2785 3 жыл бұрын
Nineteen milkless years
@alexl.7297 3 жыл бұрын
4:34 same Rosa same
@mothman6799 3 жыл бұрын
*is there a reason youre interrupting me mid-soup* will be my favorite quote always and forever
@andtherewerenone-ID Жыл бұрын
3:26 Holt "So help me god" is so fucking genuine and funny lmaooooo
@joemama9360 3 жыл бұрын
Your a grown man.....now take your nap 😂😂😂 NINE NINE!!
@suefocher5095 3 жыл бұрын
"My muffin my head my muffin" -Charles Boyle Season 1 episode 1 Brooklyn Nine-Nine
@mk-daysai4330 3 жыл бұрын
I am not angry, i think its funny hhhhahaaaaahhhhaaah
@Twodeeee 3 жыл бұрын
i lost it at 3:21 lol
@shivamtakyar7495 2 жыл бұрын
5:31 is why everyone loves Kevin
@kaoticbubba1470 3 жыл бұрын
"RELEASE YOUR SWEETS!!" Terry
@kossend1 3 жыл бұрын
Those things roll baby! They roll!
@tampoll08 3 жыл бұрын
1:22 how the hell can hE REMEMBER THAT
@emmaray6215 3 жыл бұрын
I came for Boyle’s muffin ramble
@akula966 2 жыл бұрын
"Hello, Detective. Is there a reason you are interrupting me mid-soup?"
@shrijaindurthi7381 2 жыл бұрын
No you cannot have a SUV now, those things roll baby, they roll! 'HOW DO YOU BREATHE? I FORGOT HOW TO BREATHE! IS IT TWO IN AND ONE OUT? WH- WHUA-" *starts panicking* Iconic Terry Jeffords
@Gio-512 3 жыл бұрын
6:09 Literally me when I get too high 🤣😂🤌🏽
@yvonnec3333 3 жыл бұрын
Terry forgetting how to breathe is gold 😂
@SharikSobaka 3 жыл бұрын
2:21-2:27 cracked me up lmaooo legit funny
@venkynatarajan8778 3 жыл бұрын
"These madam, are STDs" The enunciation, the style, I'm blown.
@bethsouza7895 3 жыл бұрын
0:39 Just noticed Gina with a tie... Jake pushing back against Holt's rules was so distracting I didn't see it at the time lol
@ananyamurali603 3 жыл бұрын
I wish they included the previous scene from 4:06- " I can't believe you shot a farmer, the backbone of our economy"
@xiaomeinster 3 жыл бұрын
Terry seems to always be the one tortured.
@NeddyMontz Жыл бұрын
2:56 “Your entire life is garbage” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Rosa
@lauraleigh6329 3 жыл бұрын
Now you have to do this for every season please
@GalacticGaming_ 3 жыл бұрын
And there's wheels. What kinda castle has W H E E L S?
@Topeq_Fiasco 3 жыл бұрын
Well, now I'm gonna rewatching entire first season......again
@Really_Skunkey 3 жыл бұрын
Case 52ABX-3Q2J sounds like a cool case
@babs40 3 жыл бұрын
I love the “Deep sea trench” line
@philwilson4167 3 жыл бұрын
Jake and Amy's looks of disgust make it
@camo4635 3 жыл бұрын
@3:20 this bum, made Holt show real emotion for the 1st time n hahah
@CJSiju 3 жыл бұрын
6:03 Amy😍😍😍
@shancygeorge3316 2 жыл бұрын
" Don't move as a group, you're not gazelles!!"
@Zarqam 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm not angry... I think it's funny. Hahahahahahahaha" *Me in every occasion of my boring life
@NANICU 3 жыл бұрын
Let's have a compilation of Scully with his socks off 😊
@eldritchwizardkeawe8850 2 жыл бұрын
As far as the hairdryer bit goes, my ex carried one in her purse at all times, I thought it was normal. Lol
@aiden9319 3 жыл бұрын
The early episodes gave me modern day office vibes
@landontheguy1026 2 жыл бұрын
8:29 lol
@jackyshighlightvideos3481 3 жыл бұрын
Please tell me we get one of these for all seven seasons
@hegemonys 3 жыл бұрын
Yes, you will get them
@reptiliano3924 3 жыл бұрын
Mlepclaynos is my favorite character
@jamainegardner4193 3 жыл бұрын
OH GOD I JUST REALIZED THAT HOLT WAS REFERENCING HIS FIRST MEETING WITH JAKE IN THE SEASON 2 FINALE
@thorstark4114 2 жыл бұрын
4:03 nice... PB and J's definition really changed
@heartless7193 Жыл бұрын
mlepclaynos was one of the best characters in the series
@ojasjadhav6851 2 жыл бұрын
Case 52ABX-32QJ sounds so cool
@mozzsega289 3 жыл бұрын
1:32.. laughed so hard... it's so bad hahaha good stuff :]
@gtgaming816 3 жыл бұрын
Case 52ABX-32QJ IS UNSOLVABLE yea they do gotta abbreviate that thing. just finding out how to abbreviate seems unsolvable lol
@philwilson4167 3 жыл бұрын
Amy in that red dress looks amazing
@strrts5135 2 жыл бұрын
Love the std one everytime I rewatch it I laugh!!!
@jjs-j4980 3 жыл бұрын
Why does this channel have the longest ads that you can’t skip
@hegemonys 3 жыл бұрын
I don't seem to have it. Its probably just you.
@hegemonys 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe you can open a case with KZfaq on this - case 52abx-32qj
@charlotterouge8107 3 жыл бұрын
The channel chooses how many ad breaks there are and if you can skip them or not, I believe. Notice how most of the videos are just over 10 minutes. The channel is just trying to get a lot of coin
@sarthakmohanty5992 3 жыл бұрын
Get Vanced, I haven't seen an ad in 2 years
@abhishekpawar5126 3 жыл бұрын
Yt vanced.
@1nk_edd 3 жыл бұрын
The only moment whare I couldnt tell captain holt's mood in the show was the photo album because I can see him both being genuinely devastated or happy because he doesn't like photos and I could never tell becouse of that eyebrow raise in the scene
@ErickBKioko-hj8mm 3 жыл бұрын
Terry needs Nutrients 🤣
@raulrosas5068 3 жыл бұрын
the STD one gets me
@Idontknowyallanymore 3 жыл бұрын
Our monthly crime statistics are due tomorrow morning, scully you can wrote I didn't close any on a piece of paper
@rebeccarachel243 3 жыл бұрын
Mlepclaynos needs to come back lol
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