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@gurgy33 жыл бұрын
“Good Evening, this is the pilot speaking. Tonight we are heading to Atlanta. If you are not going to Atlanta, then one of us is on the wrong plane.” Actual announcement.
@awesometanktornado34423 жыл бұрын
Awesome
@pisces25693 жыл бұрын
My brother was once on a plane to London, Canada. The pilot decided to be funny and announced they were on the plane to London, England. My brother almost had a panic attack, but he laughed afterwards
@autumnleaf29763 жыл бұрын
Imagine the pilot made the same announcement, but the plane was actually supposed to go to Washington..
@Video_Radio3 жыл бұрын
@@pisces2569 I thought London was in England, or is there two Londons???
@pisces25693 жыл бұрын
@@Video_Radio there’s a London in England and a London in Canada, and a quick google search tells me there are 29 Londons around the world
@emilyanne15625 жыл бұрын
One train driver said in an announcement "We are now arriving at our next stop, please make sure you take all your baggage with you. That includes your emotional baggage!"
@MyNewEra20125 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Eliteerin4 жыл бұрын
I remember I had one who mentioned not forgetting children, umbrellas
@mint74423 жыл бұрын
Me accidentally forgetting my traumas like “oh bloody ‘el, I’ll be darned if I’m expected to hunt that down but dear Mrs Hudson my therapist will sorely miss it at our next tea”
@sophiaredwood58253 жыл бұрын
KABDKDBJD BAHAHAHA
@xjan56473 жыл бұрын
lmao
@davecardboard95672 жыл бұрын
Heard on London Underground: "Sorry for the delay to your journey, I'm sure you are all anxious to get home and start your weekend. Unless you are married to my ex-wife, in which case you probably want to alight here, cross over to the other platform and head back into London."
@wernerderchamp2 жыл бұрын
"Dear ladies and gentleman, this is a train and not an advent calendar. You may therefore open all doors at once and not just one."
@parryyotter2 жыл бұрын
@@wernerderchamp 😂😂😂
@RGWUltraFan Жыл бұрын
@@wernerderchamp lol-
@wadelowther29932 жыл бұрын
I asked a stewardess whether it was safer sat at the front or back of a plane. She said that one of the benefits of flying cattle class at the back was that if the plane crashed, the impact would be cushioned by the posh folk upfront in first class and the added advantage was that very few planes ever Reverse into mountains, or into the sea.
@annhans3535 Жыл бұрын
That's good to know.🤣
@icturner23 Жыл бұрын
Well, obvs. I always sit near the tail when I have the choice for exactly that reason (or over the wings, where the fuselage is stronger). Planes don’t crash backwards.
@carbon1255 Жыл бұрын
The actual answer depends on the nature of the incident unfortunately. In the back you get it in a tail strike, over the wings is the only part that won't break off, and first class get ahead in the queue at the pearly gates while your mangled body spends two hours slowly bleeding to death.
@carbon1255 Жыл бұрын
@@icturner23 Near the tail increases your likelihood to die in minor incidents like a tail strike on takeoff. Over the wings is the area that doesn't tear off, but that can be for the better or worse. You ARE sat on a fuel tank if over the wings, and at risk of fan blade separation making an unplanned entry into the side of the aircraft. Considering these things happen a lot more frequently than air crashes it is an interesting dilemma. Fires are a greater threat to the rear of the aircraft also. Front gear failure a greater threat to the extreme ends.
@sirmounted8499 Жыл бұрын
I only ask for a window seat so I can get to enjoy the nice visuals as we are nosediving into the earth
@hull56975 жыл бұрын
When I visited London once a train driver said. "If you see someone doing something suspicious, such as smiling, please report them to the crew"
@shoot_the_glass56544 жыл бұрын
Well no wonder its full of miserable f......ers
@class3174 жыл бұрын
Jonn1111 hey it’s just a joke...
@goombacraft3 жыл бұрын
bloody southerners
@zenithkaijaou41823 жыл бұрын
@@goombacraft bloody northerners
@carl48uk3 жыл бұрын
@@zenithkaijaou4182 Hey everyone what about us midlanders then,? Never get a bleedin mention..
@KoldPhaze3 жыл бұрын
A guide on the tourist bus in Ireland once said "Please visit again, we may hate each other but we love tourists"
@BakaTaco3 жыл бұрын
A good tour guide really makes the trip worthwhile!
@stealthattack22093 жыл бұрын
LOL
@Elchan5553 жыл бұрын
LOL ALRIGHT GONNA RUN TO IRELAND WHEN I CAN
@thebigcheese87153 жыл бұрын
Accurate description
@MrHistory2693 жыл бұрын
DUDE LOL As a person from Hawai’i we desperately need a tour guide to say this routinely
@explodedgames9842 жыл бұрын
My train was reported with a 12 minute delay on the official schedule, upon approaching the station the driver announced that we had actually arrived on time due to his "Formula 1 driving" and proceeded to call himself "Max Verstappen" cause he was Dutch. Gotta love it
@SiveenO Жыл бұрын
I bet not having the engine blow up on him helped quite a bit, eh?
@thanos7536 Жыл бұрын
Max max max, super max
@carbon1255 Жыл бұрын
Shame its one way, could've asked him to pedal harder.
@Escap1st7 Жыл бұрын
I'll take things that never happened for 500
@BossySwan11 ай бұрын
Max Railcrashen
@shibolinemress89132 жыл бұрын
On a nearly empty flight from Philadelphia PA to Greenville SC a crewmember gave the following announcement: "Smoking is not permitted inside this or any of our aircraft. If you feel you must smoke, a flight attendant will be happy to escort you to one of our wings." 😁
@51stcenturygirl2 жыл бұрын
😂🤣
@ulrichkalber9039 Жыл бұрын
because the wings are well enough ventilated so that smoking is not a problem.
@RGWUltraFan Жыл бұрын
"you will die from this, as we are going fast"
@manoz61946 ай бұрын
I miss the days when we could smoke on planes
@corbeaudejugement5 ай бұрын
@@manoz6194 mmm lung cancer
@KC-cr9ew5 жыл бұрын
I was once on a plane and the pilot said “I just want you to know that it is my birthday today, presents will be greatly appreciated. What won’t be appreciated is people clapping after we land because most of our journey is due to autopilot.”
@ericaploof9985 жыл бұрын
Lmao I love it
@AverageAlien5 жыл бұрын
Not how it works but okay
@knox13925 жыл бұрын
@Ferdian Zulfa C.K. Yeah usually people clap after the plane lands. Not always though.
@p_eabean5 жыл бұрын
I just clap depending on how smooth the landing was lol
@user-rc7oz6th2f5 жыл бұрын
@Ferdian Zulfa C.K. only in us lol
@brandonwoohoo7 жыл бұрын
My heart goes out to whoever was eating during the "Woooooooo" segment.
@liam72517 жыл бұрын
9/11
@nicholaslee54737 жыл бұрын
Brandon Wu I had a mouthful of spaghetti… HAD Now I have a nosefull
@rachelespinosa35007 жыл бұрын
im eating pizza lol
@ouo8977 жыл бұрын
Brandon Wu I choked on my cake 😂
@samiyakhan13167 жыл бұрын
Brandon Wu I choked on a sour sweet oww 😂😂
@Daedalus-BC3082 жыл бұрын
The first ever time I went to the UK, I was on the Gatwick airport express train on route to London and they had some schedule mishap that caused a much slower train that was in front of us to slow us down. Every single time we slowed down, the guy on the speaker would crack jokes and be all positive about it like "Well we're slowing down once again but at least there are some cows to look at on the right." Best first impression I have ever had about something ever.
@bawenn5 ай бұрын
Sounds like you came across Jonathan Louis
@taylornotswift032 жыл бұрын
The fact they were already recording means this is either a regular thing or that this was going on for a lot longer than this.
@freddierhodes82012 жыл бұрын
This is a fairly regular thing, this driver does it often enough that someone that makes this journey regularly would be filming
@avantelvsitania33592 жыл бұрын
I was searching for this comment. Congratulations
@arthurbarros5189 Жыл бұрын
You're pretty sherlocky today, sir
@qwertymonkee37377 жыл бұрын
*Turns all lights off* "WooOOOooo" *Turns lights back on* Lol epic driver
@ArcienPlaysGames7 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, just noticed that now. I thought it was the camera guy holding his hand in front of the camera for a slight bit. That made it so much more hilarious.
@DaybreakPT6 жыл бұрын
Truly the Baby Driver of Trains!
@HardDuckman6 жыл бұрын
Qwerty Monkee you used lol and epic in the same sentence. Why?
@MatiEP093 жыл бұрын
@GamingLiveHDChannelPH3 жыл бұрын
Here in PH starts complaining oh there's more Double meaning kinda Green
@Ihaveaspartanlaser7 жыл бұрын
I was on a train once and the conductor said: "we will shortly be arriving at Exeter St David's, if you are leaving any personal items behind on the train then ensure they are of high value and by that I mean monetary or caloric as I am partial to a nice donught or brownie" love that guy
@DTronicsUK6 жыл бұрын
you live near exeter??? i do lol (well in exeter lol)
@demiRaziel6 жыл бұрын
jeffrey powell a shame i never met that conductor on my trips to Plymouth XD
@retrodisaster70396 жыл бұрын
lmao I live near Exeter too
@pineapplehead25475 жыл бұрын
Hahahaaa!!!
@jackrose35425 жыл бұрын
Oof that’s not how anyone spells doughnut/donut
@addison1024 Жыл бұрын
My dad has told me a story about one time when he was on a plane flight going somewhere (he never said where, or I never remembered it). The landing was really rough, with the plane getting bounced around a lot and whatnot. Once the plane stopped, someone got on the intercom and said something to the effect of, "Hey Everybody, sorry about that landing, but that was pretty good for his first time!"
@pulkitsukhija Жыл бұрын
Bet he was coming back with the milk
@RGWUltraFan Жыл бұрын
@@pulkitsukhija after 10 years
@pulkitsukhija Жыл бұрын
@@RGWUltraFan true
@angwypengwy Жыл бұрын
And then Robert B. Wilde music comes in
@DeadRaymanWalking Жыл бұрын
I remember seeing videos on KZfaq where a Southwest flight lands somewhere (possibly more than a few times), and when the plane finally touches down on the ground, the flight attendant comes on the PA and says, "Ladies and gentlemen, it was a rough landing, but it wasn't the plane's fault, it wasn't the pilot's fault, it was the asphalt!" (get it?)
@losman41072 жыл бұрын
At least I understand him. In NYC, they be like: *"incomprehensible mumbling"*
@moonytoon19792 жыл бұрын
Cause british English is charming obviously!
@kaasmeester59032 жыл бұрын
In NYC I heard: "Clear the doors! If you won't clear the doors now the train will skip the next 3 stations"
@the_real_littlepinkhousefly Жыл бұрын
I spent a semester in London many years ago, lived off the Northern Line. Mornington Crescent was closed for repairs the whole semester. When the driver would announce the upcoming stations, he obviously was saying something about Mornington Crescent (that it was closed, that you should get off at Camden Town or whatever the closest station was, something), but that was the ONLY part of the sentence you could make out. The rest of it was, as you put it, incomprehensible mumbling. We never knew whether to blame it on the announcer or the speakers in the train, but it became a sort-of meme for those of us who were part of the program and lived in that area.
@lemmyspeaks12 күн бұрын
@@kaasmeester5903not nyc but The LiRR “Please remember to report any suspicious activity or characters to the staff, especially the ones that sit in the dark corners with a permanently locked grin on their faces”
@theunholyviper5 жыл бұрын
Roses r red Violets r blue The lights went out WOOOOO
This man could narrate the dictionary and I'd listen to all of it.
@Joe_Potts3 жыл бұрын
"Disestablishmentarianism: Oh what the bloody 'ell is that?"
@dobotrobo4363 жыл бұрын
@@Joe_Potts I love using that word very much! Nice and confusing.
@benmellor81913 жыл бұрын
no you wouldnt
@joeyblox37093 жыл бұрын
@@Joe_Potts LOL
@JD_133 жыл бұрын
The generated subtitles are more interesting. Mitcham becomes “bitching”
@boahneelassmal2 жыл бұрын
"You rang" "Yes, I'd like to report someone suspicious" "Okay, who would that be" "The driver"
@kevinkerkhoff6670 Жыл бұрын
Was on a train to Munich, when there was an announcement. "Dear passengers, I am happy to announce that if you look out of the left side of the train you will see a rainbow." Just lovely
@winterchill3653 жыл бұрын
Ngl but the "WOOOOOOOoooooo" part caught me off guard. Had me burst laughing.
@Spuirt2 жыл бұрын
It’s WooooOOOOoooo
@adventureswithaurora2 жыл бұрын
Same. I definitely burst out laughing there. XD
@princessla73212 жыл бұрын
Same
@cheatcharoninc1722 жыл бұрын
spoilers!
@masterknight88222 жыл бұрын
Yoo same pfp
@tealwashablemarker88865 жыл бұрын
The WoooOOOOoooo felt like an impulse decision and honestly it’s one of the greatest things I’ve ever been close to witnessing, if not the only.
@seahawk1935 жыл бұрын
Can I just say, I love your profile picture so much.
@icantthinkofagoodusername.91055 жыл бұрын
•Lisa Simpson• I was literally about to comment that XD I saw the SQUIP and I’m a trash Fangirl for bmc so I’m over heere dying now
@beastsgaming2235 жыл бұрын
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO[O
@lushstore35775 жыл бұрын
•Lisa Simpson• same here
@floris7945 жыл бұрын
That'll nothing new for that person
@SiljCBcnr2 жыл бұрын
I once was on a train which came to a halt in between cities.. After five minutes the driver made the announcement "I would very much like to tell you why we are stopped, but nobody's talking to me either". :-/
@NotJoeDad2 жыл бұрын
I like how he tells people they can sleep on the train and immediately scares them with a ghost noise
@boldandbrash52148 жыл бұрын
The part where he turned off the lights and was like "oooOOOooo" killed me.
@panduadikara90787 жыл бұрын
Niall McCloy you're kidding right?
@misterclean75707 жыл бұрын
Niall McCloy wow your actually stupid.
@grumpydinosaur17287 жыл бұрын
isn't the train in the tunnel?
@dartnuss7 жыл бұрын
Grumpy dinosaur! dont you See the lights in the train??
@silenthunteruk7 жыл бұрын
It's dark; there aren't many tunnels in that part of London (sandy soil).
@mysticmarshmallow75815 жыл бұрын
One time on a very bumpy plane ride, the pilot said after like a crap ton of turbulence “Ya like rollercoasters?”
@sashaw70645 жыл бұрын
And my friends that is why you sleep on a plane
@anonymouscarrot29655 жыл бұрын
Ya like *jaaazzzzzz* ?
@antoniochilimbar33855 жыл бұрын
I bet he has a Scottish accent
@clydecraft56425 жыл бұрын
MysticMarshmallow d’ya like jazz?
@stoopiosproductions31305 жыл бұрын
@@clydecraft5642 Jazz like ya
@CaylexT Жыл бұрын
The fact that he still included all the relevant train information throughout is just amazing. A true professional
@straightpipediesel7 ай бұрын
Route and next stop is required by laws for blind people, so that's one thing he can't skip.
@itsjemmabond2 жыл бұрын
There used to be another train driver who spoke with this really posh accent, he always got us laughing. He later left Southern for Gatwick, but he passed away early this year, and he was only 43. So sad 😞
@treeoflife7151 Жыл бұрын
Rip. What happened to him?
@teaacustardcream2868 Жыл бұрын
Thats not a posh accent btw its more cockney
@mikespearwood3914 Жыл бұрын
@@treeoflife7151 Definitely not the jabby jab!
@itsjemmabond Жыл бұрын
@@treeoflife7151 I'm not sure
@Strangleyourfriend5 жыл бұрын
Imagine if he said nothing, just cuts the lights and go "WOOOOoooOOOOOoooOOO on the speakers.
@tomw863 жыл бұрын
That was a rail gap and will happen in the same place every time he drives. It wouldn’t surprise me if he has that planned.
@user2C473 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't an actual power cut cause an emergency brake application? The only reason I could see for not having overlapping power rails is phasing issues. I am not british, and I do not know how the british power grid works, so I am just guessing here.
@goap6903 жыл бұрын
@@tomw86 no, he cant catch that moment - it differ for each train cab. More looks like he try to imitate this. Ofc it more funny if it is true rail gap. And as Strangleyourfriend say it be more funny if it just one wooo and nothing else.
@pleepler3 жыл бұрын
You can clearly hear the power switch, it's a very loud knob. Humorous
@EdPMur3 жыл бұрын
@@user2C47 On the train line near me the lights and air conditioning would cut out for a few seconds at exactly the same place every time.
@ygts2 жыл бұрын
Friend of my sister was once in a train that stopped working. Guy said "I've got good and bad news. The bad news is all engines have shut off. The good news is you're not in an airplane"
@fabienneroure99952 жыл бұрын
Ygts LOL 😆😂😅👍 very witty!😅
@w1swh12 жыл бұрын
Now I do like that one ygts!!!! Classic!
@blackcountryme2 жыл бұрын
The worst one I heard was a mate going to see iron maiden at the NEC arena in Birmingham, it said "We are stopped due to a red light, but the express is approaching from behind, so we are going to go through it so the express doesn't hit us" I'd say Iron maiden couldn't make that night more exciting!
@nickspencerfishingrodd23832 жыл бұрын
lmao
@itsjemmabond2 жыл бұрын
LOL
@alexandrau60962 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of that fun and very tolerant busdriver we had a few years back. After an open air festival, when everyone attending till the very end, tried to take the bus to get the last train, that was leaving the small town..some drunk guys were trying to tell the driver which direction to drive and the busdriver answered via the speakers to the amusement to all other passengers. At some point the busdriver made a bet with the drunk that if he follows his usual route and turn left there will be a busstop and if he’s right then the drunk has to sing a song, but if the drunk would be right and the busstop would not be there , then the busdriver would sing. In the end the drunk had to sing, but he choose a good song that lots of ppl on the bus knew and more than half the ppl on the bus chimed in. Ppl on the streets were literally turning their heads towards the more than full packed community bus with singing passengers😹
@__greG2 жыл бұрын
There's a classic Hungarian joke going like this: * MÁV ANNOUNCING SOUND * "We'd like to inform you that the train arriving to Budapest-Keleti from Szeged will be late by 8 hours because the passangers push it slowly! Thank you! We do not return any of the tickets!"
@botondzoltannagy88492 жыл бұрын
Another Hungarian!?!!
@michaelscott60223 жыл бұрын
"The next stop is coming up shortly. Or at least it should be. If it isn't, we're lost. Which is going to be very confusing, as we've only been using the one track. *"You Spin Me Round (Like A Record) by Dead or Alive" starts playing*
@nitromenoob3 жыл бұрын
There was a website about spinning meat that I vaguely remember, featuring that song
@thereseemstobeenanerror12193 жыл бұрын
@@nitromenoob Do... do you mean *that* website?
@JetFalcon7102 жыл бұрын
@@thereseemstobeenanerror1219 I have heard of it, but I've never gone and looked for it
@rezeldevezel70472 жыл бұрын
@@JetFalcon710 the website....... i remember going on it years ago..... i still remember what its called
@seantaggart73822 жыл бұрын
@@nitromenoob oh so that's where it... Never mind
@appletea93443 жыл бұрын
“Good evening passengers, this is your pilot speaking, we’re right now going in the Atlantic ocean, i mean going above the Atlantic ocean”
@PeakApex2 жыл бұрын
we are now going in new york city
@hallooo85392 жыл бұрын
@@PeakApex dark…
@PeakApex2 жыл бұрын
@@hallooo8539 im sure the lights were
@clientcomun19582 жыл бұрын
@@PeakApex i rate this 9 out of 11
@cjdziesiuta19952 жыл бұрын
That.... is actually something I can see myself genuinely accidentally saying
@shibolinemress89132 жыл бұрын
Once when I was on a tram the driver also began playing airline pilot and announcing each stop like: "Attention passengers, we are now in final approach to [next stop] Please remain seated until the vehicle has come to a complete stop. If you are connecting to another destination, please check the lighted display at the stop for departure times. If this is your final destination, we wish you a very pleasant day and thank you for riding Munich Tramways". That made all of us smile, and everyone thanked him as they got off. It certainly got my day off to a lovely start! 🙂
@ladycarfax22072 жыл бұрын
My uncle used to work at one of the major London terminals. His favourite story was announcing "please do not try to board the train on platform 9... No really, please don't... The train on platform 9 is currently on fire, so please do not try to board it..."
@RGWUltraFan Жыл бұрын
IS THE TRAIN ON PLATFORM 9 OKAY?
@imlivingunderyourbed78456 жыл бұрын
They don't pay him enough
@blitzkrieg73535 жыл бұрын
i see you in ddlc videos lol
@DZ-19875 жыл бұрын
He's most likely bored and want's to hear the passenger's laughs.
@tadashiyamaguchi54465 жыл бұрын
RAISE HIS PAY
@emily50625 жыл бұрын
They pay him a fair amount for the work he does
@thattimelord5 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@ssuccop8 жыл бұрын
Unlike the NYC subway, you can understand what he's saying.
@eenbankberoven8 жыл бұрын
+Steve Succop Once on the NYC train, the guy says: "__th Street, transfer is available to the R and B train, but transfer will not be available on the D train next stop, if you want the D, it's right here.."
@D4rkTooga8 жыл бұрын
+Gerrit Niemands lol
@Digital_Alex8 жыл бұрын
Coney island bound tshhh tshhh new York tshhh twit tshhh ride don't tshhh pletshhhh ... tshhh clostshhh doors tshhh. tshhh.
@scottydawg12345678 жыл бұрын
if you're lucky and you get one of the newer trains, you'll get a robot voice.
@Digital_Alex8 жыл бұрын
Hi my name is Lucy types?
@Tentin.Quarantino Жыл бұрын
I love the way that, after to ‘woooooo’ he moves seamlessly into the next part as though it never happened.
@leahewing3707 Жыл бұрын
My favorite train announcement was on a severely delayed Deutsche Bahn train that kept getting stopped on the tracks. When we were finally approaching the end station, three hours late, they made an announcement that as an apology, they would like to offer everyone on board a complimentary beverage in the dining car. This was closely followed by "Unfortunately, we only have water." Everyone groaned and sat back down.
@ulrichkalber9039 Жыл бұрын
thank you for travelling with Deutsche Bahn.
@alexhajnal1076 ай бұрын
My one time taking DB was a night train from München to Amsterdam. I had booked a coach seat but apparently there was a problem with the car we were supposed to take. The DB staff were very apologetic and asked if we minded taking a sleeping car instead. :^)
@lindareed8265Ай бұрын
So cruel!!!! LOL!
@PANCAKEMINEZZ2 жыл бұрын
This is like an Easter egg dialogue in a game you get to hear if you stay on the train past the point where you're supposed to get off.
@blueberrryy2 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@KCGamingBuddies2 жыл бұрын
IWHBYD
@RissaFaith942 жыл бұрын
The narrator from The Stanley Parable got a new job. 😆
@The360MlgNoscoper2 жыл бұрын
@@RissaFaith94 what about Wheatley
@alkzz_082 жыл бұрын
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAA
@panpan12873 жыл бұрын
This dude either loves or hates his job There's no in between
@nxghtcorex8623 жыл бұрын
Fr
@Ice.muffin3 жыл бұрын
Smart panda!
@rfl83592 жыл бұрын
@@Adam-nz3ix took the words right out of my mouth.. or fingers?
@xaiano7942 жыл бұрын
As a train driver I can tell you he loves it.
@checcmac86932 жыл бұрын
I found panda and the CCP want to know my location
@dshe86372 жыл бұрын
Many years ago, we were waiting to board a train that was stopped at the station. There was a while to wait before departure, so we wandered up to the front end to show my very young daughter where the driver sat. Sweet guy picked her up and showed her what it was like inside. Absolutely brilliant!
@Monkfutrucker2 жыл бұрын
We need more characters like this guy, making a boring journey enjoyable.
@HPMCCPooTis7 ай бұрын
People like them would make this bland world much more enjoyable.
@Septix8 жыл бұрын
You can tell he likes he's job. Small things like that could brighten someone else's day on that train...
@geekynet8 жыл бұрын
+Septix just because someone does a good job, doesn't mean they love it.
@leteutz8 жыл бұрын
he is job? HIS job
@geekynet8 жыл бұрын
he's job is his is job?
@halfcab818 жыл бұрын
My brain hurts
@thesixtywalrus8 жыл бұрын
+Septix I think it gets to a point where you hate your job so much that you start behaving like such.
@xantalr16665 жыл бұрын
I remember when before a fight to Egypt, on the runway, the pilot said: "Don't worry guys, I've played many Flight Simulators before" and everyone started giggling 😂
@ericaploof9985 жыл бұрын
Best thing I've read all day
@gendomug36765 жыл бұрын
Let me guess, you were going to Egypt to defeat a 100 year old vampire with your punching ghost?
@sideshowspook1335 жыл бұрын
Who did you go to fight in Egypt did you win pal
@xantalr16665 жыл бұрын
@@sideshowspook133 Sorry, I meant 'flight'. One taxi driver was a bit cheeky though so i had to make him conscious a bit
@briourbi10585 жыл бұрын
@@gendomug3676 When I read "Egypt" I was like "who's gonna make the Jojo reference"
@kayliebarber4865 Жыл бұрын
Once on an airplane the guy said “make sure not to leave any of your personal belongings, or you will find them on Ebay.” Love him.
@dun0790 Жыл бұрын
We're sorry for the delay this has been caused by chronic underinvestment of rail infrastructure
@kain30405 жыл бұрын
Imagine someone deaf just sitting on that train wondering why everyone is laughing. And then the lights go out...
@ieatscousers64435 жыл бұрын
Kian Bahasadri How would you hear them laughing
@secretiveplotter14745 жыл бұрын
Crumpet Snail You’re deaf not blind, you can see people laughing.
@kain30405 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I guess that makes sense, but it would still be kinda startling when the lights go out. xd
@ieatscousers64435 жыл бұрын
Aeron Fritz Juan They could be screaming tho
@Asdayasman5 жыл бұрын
Dumbass there were subtitles, deaf people would have got it too.
@isiffrin3 жыл бұрын
i love how he added in all the necessary information hes required to give yet still manages to easily slip in some laughs
@Robyamdam3 жыл бұрын
U play soul knight?
@isiffrin3 жыл бұрын
@@Robyamdam not at the moment, waiting for the online version to go global
@TheRatlord742 жыл бұрын
The funny part is, that he is not actually required to give any information.
@jerecakes12 жыл бұрын
soul knight as in, the mobile game rougelite made by ChillyRoom?
@Amarianee2 жыл бұрын
It reminds me of The Jungle Cruise at Disneyland, "watch your step, and watch your head, and if you miss your step and hit your head, watch your language. There are children." Creative liberties threaded into important announcements always makes a journey more enjoyable.
@intergalactic92 Жыл бұрын
I know someone who took a flight with Ryanair. The landing was extremely bumpy, so much so that the plane actually bounced back up into the air before landing again. Once they came to a stop the pilot came over the tannoy to do his landing announcement, and finished by saying "Ryanair, two landings for the price of one."
@RGWUltraFan Жыл бұрын
supreme ryanair pilot he knows the memes
@pomegranatepips27832 жыл бұрын
"Crisps, sweets, beers and wine, let's have a party back at mine" - man pulling the refreshments trolley on my train
@trayolphia57563 жыл бұрын
The prime example of someone who takes pleasure in life in general, and doesn’t let the rest of the world bring him down :)
@benjamin91203 жыл бұрын
😔😔
@lifenote19433 жыл бұрын
A true gamer
@onemanarmyoma01553 жыл бұрын
@@lifenote1943 ? He was talking about the REAL life.
@lifenote19433 жыл бұрын
@@onemanarmyoma0155 you wouldn't get it
@onemanarmyoma01553 жыл бұрын
@@lifenote1943 I couldn't care less
@stunningandbrave74755 жыл бұрын
I once had a pilot say he was fresh out of pilot school and once he figures out what these buttons do hopefully we’ll be in the air.
@xxx9edgelord6xxx815 жыл бұрын
Imagine if that were true....
@oliverwilliamson65285 жыл бұрын
@@Commander167 Jesus christ calm down, the pilot was joking.
@Commander1675 жыл бұрын
SuitedBadge401 yes but he is lying. No professional airline pilot would say that.
@chrispham65995 жыл бұрын
Steven Wilding r/whoosh
@oliverwilliamson65285 жыл бұрын
@@Commander167 Then take a joke, will ya?
@all-caps3927 Жыл бұрын
I’m so surprised how he didn’t even stutter at all. He’s probably been joking around with the passengers for years. This is why I love trains, you can joke around without worrying.
@Semi-Orange-Cat2 жыл бұрын
My train once had to go back to the main station due to some or an other reason, The train driver said: “Ok, everyone. You are allowed to swear, you are allowed to be angry, You aren’t allowed to shoot anyone though.”
@lindareed8265Ай бұрын
I'm hoping that was in a country that doesn't have a mass shooting problem.
@junting6055 жыл бұрын
I wish all drivers and pilots were like this entertaining.
@kaya51685 жыл бұрын
Belive me no one would want pilots like this,people are already scared of flying and i am pretty sure everyone wants to feel professionalism from pilots instead of sense of humour
@junting6055 жыл бұрын
@@kaya5168 Well, for the people who aren't scared of flying, it's better.
@lillidaisyASMR5 жыл бұрын
Kaya it might actually help people relax tbh I hate flying and terrified of accident death- this would actually really help me.. I use humour to cope a lot so..
@junting6055 жыл бұрын
@@lillidaisyASMR YEs
@gabistef27995 жыл бұрын
@@lillidaisyASMR it would help me as well tho I'm terrified of heights.
@thefactspherefromportal27405 жыл бұрын
Once on a plane, attendant went: "Please keep all your devices on airplane mode, if you're that one teenager that doesn't then shame on you."
@nathanielmiller58133 жыл бұрын
Please be with me, okay?
@thefactspherefromportal27403 жыл бұрын
what
@nathanielmiller58133 жыл бұрын
@@thefactspherefromportal2740 I love you dude
@faee01703 жыл бұрын
As if your comment is one year old, but you are still responding just a few minutes after someone responded to it. Incredible😂
@sophiaredwood58253 жыл бұрын
@@faee0170 I had the same reaction 😭😂👏
@cogidubnus19532 жыл бұрын
My favourite was a bus driver taking over his vehicle wearing dark glasses and carrying a white walking stick (both from Lost Property), being guided down the mess room stairs and onto the bus by a number of very helpful workmates...made for some interesting reactions...I suppose it couldn't happen today...
@theronin365 Жыл бұрын
Would be class if a pilot did it, lol
@alexanderkarayann Жыл бұрын
I like to believe that every situation in England is basically a Monty Python sketch
@lindareed8265Ай бұрын
Having lived in London for several months now... you're not far offf.
@SdoggaMan6 жыл бұрын
I love the harmless fun this guy has. I wish more public transport was like this more often, and less awkward silence and disconnected was.
@jfalush6 жыл бұрын
Sdogga Man like 500
@bdshke6 жыл бұрын
We've got simillar bus driver here in Poland, Warsaw. He was forced to stop even though passangers and people on social media liked him very much. I hope this man from video didn't have any issues in job, for example for turning off lights :/
@samvimes28216 жыл бұрын
666th like
@TransitManJoe6 жыл бұрын
I ruined the 666 likes :p
@2011Azure6 жыл бұрын
@badoch The lights sometimes go out on a subway car when there are crossing tracks, which means a gap in the power rail.
@hanro505 жыл бұрын
Once I flew in a plane... The pilot said on landing: "I would like to thank our most hardworking member" "Autopilot"
@hanro505 жыл бұрын
@@dfgewrzdf Yes
@GasolineProductions5 жыл бұрын
Hanro50 I wish that was my flight
@hanro505 жыл бұрын
@@GasolineProductions It was a Kulula flight from Johannesburg to George (South Africa)
@tadashiyamaguchi54465 жыл бұрын
Get me a ticket
@NoName-uy2hr5 жыл бұрын
once i was flying, after the landing the pilot said: please remain seated and don't stand up, i bet you won't be faster at the gate then us
@louisgrayson90572 жыл бұрын
In all seriousness tho, props to this dude for introducing me to towns & cities in the UK which I’ve never heard of before.
@GreenManGrowing Жыл бұрын
It's a particularly lovely slice of south London, that route!
@sakupanda2502 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of this underground driver on Halloween this year (2021). Her name was Sarah, and she re-named all the stops to Halloween themed (for example, Belsize Park to Hellsize Park) lolll. Super fun!
@katamarankatamaranovich99863 жыл бұрын
There is a recording from Ukrainian airlines, where pilot in an extremely relaxed voice said: "Dear passengers, you traveling via Ukrainian Intercity Airlines, temperature outside you could feel when you were outside, temperature inside you feeling right about now. We might experience some turbulence, we wouldn't want that obviously, but it might happen. I hope I won't disappoint you on my second flight regardless. We can do without clapping after landing, can't hear a thing here anyway." Then he attempted to say the speech in English, but stumbled on the second word and just concluded with "... who am I even trying for? Let's fly already"
@user-sc8mj5bb6k3 жыл бұрын
Absolute legend.
@gandalf_thegrey3 жыл бұрын
Give this man a medal
@judgment50903 жыл бұрын
Should’ve said that it was his first flight
@paulcassidy45593 жыл бұрын
oh my just excellent, wish I could buy that man a beer
@shanethrelfall4163 жыл бұрын
One English guy at the back wondering why everyone else is laughing
@Blue4LifeSW68 жыл бұрын
What a legend. Give this man a pay rise.
@Herodollus7 жыл бұрын
Blue4LifeSW6 Is that a hip new way of saying price? i'm getting old
@Blue4LifeSW67 жыл бұрын
No. No it's not.
@Herodollus7 жыл бұрын
It is now
@jadu-entertainment97707 жыл бұрын
You mean a raise?
@robertgsell22077 жыл бұрын
+Jadu-Entertainment Pay "raise" in American English but pay "rise" in proper English.
@samanthahardy9903 Жыл бұрын
The station staff at Victoria Station on the Circle and District line are quite funny as well. "The doors will be closing in 5...4...3...2...1....Aw too late you missed it! You are going to have to be quicker than that to catch the next one!" Had me in stitches! 😆
@lindareed8265Ай бұрын
I never *need* to stop at Victoria station, but now I'm gonna find a reason to.
@sugandesenuds6663 Жыл бұрын
a train in germany was going too fast so they had to wait for like 10 minutes at a smaller trainstation to get clearance to get into the central station, the driver was on the intercom and said "I pressed the gas padel a bit too much and we're now waiting for clearance, should take like 10 minutes, i dont know, go outside and have a smoke or something"
@fehoobar8 жыл бұрын
Whoever put in the subtitles THANK YOU SO MUCH.
@JustnCas38 жыл бұрын
It's racist against white people.
@peewee98288 жыл бұрын
+fehoobar probably the same guy who uploaded the video, but what do I know.
@geekynet8 жыл бұрын
+PeeWee I completely disagree, it was the downloader
@Bormeir8 жыл бұрын
+PeeWee ye "Subtitles and volume boost by me." Read dem descriptions ya sillies
@lifestudios33748 жыл бұрын
+fehoobar That would be me, though the video was filmed by Chlöe Packer (with permission)
@elizabethpemberton84452 жыл бұрын
I had a pilot announce “You’re flying with Captain Funk tonight...” and I was intrigued by the possibilities. Sadly, it appeared that was just his name. No funk ensued.
@dailinelily2 жыл бұрын
So much wasted potential...
@YataTheFifteenth2 жыл бұрын
Raveplane when
@_ArmIa2 жыл бұрын
Can Richard Funk?
@marcelinethevampirespleen84922 жыл бұрын
Damnn that'd be a dope beginning to a song
@marcelinethevampirespleen84922 жыл бұрын
You're flying with Captain Funk, on a journey to board the Mothership. This is Mothership Connection Flight 808
@Vitaliuz Жыл бұрын
The voice getting the resemblance of Rowan Atkinson is making the bit even funnier.
@treearoha Жыл бұрын
As someone who commutes regularly, they will pull something like this over the intercom every once in a while and it’s the best 😂 I think my favourite was this one time the guy made puns/jokes about the name of every station the train stopped at. It was GOLD 😂 xx
@thatpaxyton3 жыл бұрын
I once had the person on the airplane say “everyone going to Disney world?” And everyone shouted “yes” except for one person who said “no, I’m going to universal studios!”
@thatpaxyton3 жыл бұрын
wait wtf thanks for the likes what
@rockysandman54893 жыл бұрын
Universal is better though.
@ImALeadFarmerMF3 жыл бұрын
@@rockysandman5489 true
@samwarren60083 жыл бұрын
@@rockysandman5489 No, Action Park is way better than both.
@holczy03 жыл бұрын
Fuck Disney
@drae8 жыл бұрын
Get this guy on Radio
@soupiestpanda99918 жыл бұрын
What are you doing here Drae?
@ironic24688 жыл бұрын
WooooOOooo Dreagast....
@_--Reaper--_8 жыл бұрын
+Soupiest Panda99 He was watching a video
@dshvd24108 жыл бұрын
Holy shot, look who we have here
@graysonhardy21398 жыл бұрын
Hey what's up man funny seeing you here
@moonytoon19792 жыл бұрын
I once had a similar experince in a bus where the busdriver welcomed people onboard the bus at every stop and even wished them a wonderful day whenever they got off again. It made the trip for me personally a lot more cheerful and people were happy though we all wore a mask! ♥
@__last Жыл бұрын
I use the tram every day to work and there is this one guy sometimes that runs the tram and when there is someone running to catch it he tells everyone to round of applause to the guy for catching it. Little things like this man really just give a little hop to your day.
@wickandde5 жыл бұрын
My anesthesiologist told me it was his first day on the job but I fell asleep before I could respond with panic.
@MiGujack33 жыл бұрын
@Mekal Covic Well, It's not like doctors get experience out of thin air.
@bunnyhop95843 жыл бұрын
@@MiGujack3 haha, well said friend!
@LN-pz5ou3 жыл бұрын
@Mekal Covic so many doctors do that when being out on anesthesia🤷♀️ I’m heard way worse lol, literally pretty much all of them are a joke and if they weren’t they wouldn’t have the job so
@fogofwaroneverest2403 жыл бұрын
@@MiGujack3 of course not, they have to kill patients to gain experience. How else will they get their skill points?
@sadgurlpodcast___76923 жыл бұрын
@@MiGujack3 Truth
@whisperer305 жыл бұрын
LMAO THE “WOOoOOooOoOOO” PART WHERE HE TURNS OFF THE LIGHTS IM DEADDDD
@LifelikeRylie3 жыл бұрын
Eh
@warmmafura3 жыл бұрын
Happens quite a lot in trains and tube lights shut off randomly because passing through certain junction/tunnel The driver knows his route really well and times it perfectly with woo Which made it even more brilliant
@sedentarycub57753 жыл бұрын
He did it on purpose and it was funny tho
@onceupxn3 жыл бұрын
LMAO IT WAS GREAT
@shiningeditedmoon3 жыл бұрын
Lol I was right at the moment when I read this
@Patrick.Weightman Жыл бұрын
The best ride of my life was taking a shuttle to Disneyland that was 10 minutes behind schedule. It felt just like that bus scene from Harry Potter, I've NEVER seen someone drive a bus that fast, all the while he's going _"hands and feet inside the ride, if you lose an arm we are NOT going back for it!"_ 🤣🤣
@ObstagoonGuy2 жыл бұрын
Man, I've been to the UK 3 times so far and I am always looking forward to train rides, because the announcements some train drivers have prepared are just awesome. Better than any comedy show :D I've only had such a cool train driver once here in Germany and everyone loved it. Bless these men and women for putting smiles on people's faces!
@philippbrogli779 Жыл бұрын
I live in Switzerland and one of the ticket inspector I had almost sang the announcement. And then on a later train ride he checked my ticked and I recognized him from his voice again. I complimented him.
@ajc94 Жыл бұрын
I've lived in the UK my whole life and have never heard a fun announcement 🤧
@Baba-yv6ml Жыл бұрын
@@ajc94 Same :( though I don't travel by train often enough for that to be weird probably
@RGWUltraFan Жыл бұрын
Don't go to Newcastle if u don't want a cancelled yet arrived train 😃 *No srsly, don't you will have to get a bus*
@idk-oe7tk5 жыл бұрын
I was on a plane and the pilot was blasting some Justin Bieber song and he was like "Y'all wanna go to Barbados? Put ya hand up if ya wanna go to Barbados" most ppl put their hand up (it was summer) and he said " Sorry but we gotta go to Italy" 😂
@jordinagel11843 жыл бұрын
Hey man, Italy is still pretty good
@BakaTaco3 жыл бұрын
"To anyone that just put their hand up... I can't see them, as I am currently flying a plane. Thank you."
@genshaw67943 жыл бұрын
i just imagine the pilot having a cartoony pout on his face after being told to go to itally
@redsunrises85713 жыл бұрын
I'd rather go to Italy
@julyol1193 жыл бұрын
I'd really go about anywhere right now that isn't here. Nothing wrong with here, just too much of a good thing.
@Honey-rp6zx3 жыл бұрын
I was on the way back for, a school trip to Venice on the plane and our teacher got the pilot to announce our homework for the next week. It was hilarious.
@coolwei14272 жыл бұрын
Yooo 💀
@yorgr14652 жыл бұрын
🤣
@LilyTheSmol2 жыл бұрын
Imagine being someone not part of the class on the plane (I know that's unlikely but still), hearing a homework assignment, and your brain panicking for a bit before you remember you're an adult and don't go to school anymore.
@imxn10002 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@bluejay64732 жыл бұрын
@@LilyTheSmol and then you remember you go to college and it's actually worse now
@juliebone4929 Жыл бұрын
I remember this guy, we were on a train coming back from London and he said there was a replacement bus service at Purley. Then he said I know a song about that and started to sing the wheels on the bus go round and round. We need more like him.
@YourRealBestFriend Жыл бұрын
I was stuck in a train because the doors wouldn't open. When they finally fixed it and the doors swung open the conductor proclaimed: "Customer retention is what we call thát!"
@glados31983 жыл бұрын
Once a train drive said before take off “if your baby starts crying, god help you. Because these people hate crying babies” I was like “uuuuhhhhh”
@sampetrie3403 жыл бұрын
Is this a British phrase that I haven’t heard before? Because in my culture, if a “train” is going to “take off”, there are problems ahead. ✈️
@bigbadgammagnome3 жыл бұрын
@@sampetrie340 It's not a British phrase to my knowledge, unless the English are all taking off on their trains (I'm Scottish fyi)
@spynx31673 жыл бұрын
@@bigbadgammagnome it isn't and Scottish is British so don't know why you said English
@alexandergrey37653 жыл бұрын
Might have been autocorrecting taking to take from taking. I know saying I'm about to take off would just be another way of saying heading out.
@staraligned3 жыл бұрын
Well he wasnt lying!
@goosemanVEVO5 жыл бұрын
Sounds like he's had a long night and his shift is nearly over. Poor guy. We'll let him have his fun.
@7snowdog5 жыл бұрын
That's what i thought :) but i love how he decided to share his joy of almost going home with others.
@0Clewi05 жыл бұрын
@@7snowdog or talking to avoid falling asleep
@ScottishPEACEguy5 жыл бұрын
You'll let him have his fun?😂😂😂 Aye ok then.
@wordzmyth5 жыл бұрын
I love the serious announcement of "We are out of Ferraro Roche"
@muchotexto42483 жыл бұрын
@@wordzmyth And that the ambassador personally apologized for this unforgivable unconveniance
@throughcolouredglasses93002 жыл бұрын
My last train went through some tiny city I'd never heard of, the train conductor announced it as "finally we're about to arrive in World City Gütersloh!!" (I'll remember the city forever because the train broke down there, all of us were told to leave and make our own way to our destinations, and i stood in the freezing cold 4h away from everyone I know in this country waiting for any other train for over an hour. Good times in Gütersloh, world city)
@sdfilmproductions41932 жыл бұрын
I was working as production assistant to actor Callum Fairweather and we were flying back to Scotland when the Stewardess asked if he wanted to do the arrival announcement. He basically did 5 minutes of improvised stand up....I cant remember all of it but I remember he started by saying "Ladies and gentlemen, we have just arrived in Glasgow....Sorry about that.".....He then mentioned something about Scotland forgetting to turn the heater on and Security and rubber gloves.😂
@AverytheCubanAmerican3 жыл бұрын
the most British thing since Mr Bean Whatever they're paying this man, it could never be enough
@sub-zero54333 жыл бұрын
britsh “people”
@JimJimWACA3 жыл бұрын
Hello yet again father
@vaurius56443 жыл бұрын
@@gabrieljr5410 what
@steve00alt703 жыл бұрын
He irish
@vargasmartin71433 жыл бұрын
@Elliot Bergh Bro who tf puts the water first
@happiestaku66463 жыл бұрын
This was an announcement on the plane from the pilot after we landed and everyone was starting to get up, "Please remain seated until we get to the terminal as if we have to stop suddenly you will be arriving at the terminal sooner then expected."
@yearlygymnast98652 жыл бұрын
O god yes!!
@fayeprime96312 жыл бұрын
Thats actually hilarious 😂
@ArcanineEspeon2 жыл бұрын
Oh, no, maybe it's because it's so early in the morning but I read your comment probably six times and I still don't understand. I'm going to swallow my pride and ask, could someone please explain it to me? Since the plane has already landed, wouldn't that mean that stopping suddenly would involve the plane stopping in the middle of the airport "parking lot" away from any terminal -- therefore causing you to arrive at the terminal later? For that matter, why would a bunch of people standing up be cause for the plane to stop suddenly? I think it's implying that the standers would be kicked off the plane, but that sounds awfully extreme. Plus, when someone is getting kicked off of a place, that always causes lots of confusion and delays while security is called, among other things. That just sounds like one more thing that would cause people to arrive at the terminal far LATER than expected.
@saitama99942 жыл бұрын
@@ArcanineEspeon haha, you sound clattered. Basically the pilot is suggesting that if the plane stops suddenly, those passengers will get thrown forwards due to the change in velocity and they would reach the terminal faster but not in the way they intended (they'd get thrown through the front of the plane). I've probably butchered it, but my explanation should get one or two of the cogs moving.
@w1swh12 жыл бұрын
Yes that's a good one
@vinny1422 жыл бұрын
I was on a subway once that refused to drive at speed so the driver stopped and announced "the train is have a bit of a problem, so I'm going to try turning it of and on again". At least ten people went "must be running windows then".
@dickyr3295 Жыл бұрын
My favourite was “This train has developed a technical fault and will be taken out of service at the next station. For passengers travelling to Uxbridge they should wait on the platform for the following train, unless you happen to be married to my ex-wife in which case you should change to platform 2 and get the first train going in the opposite direction”
@DaveBartlett2 жыл бұрын
Actual announcement: "Unusually, we're arriving at our destination this evening, some twelve minutes early. We can only apologise for this, and hope it doesn't cause inconvenience to any of our passengers who were expecting to arrive several minutes late as is usual. Rest assured, the driver will be reprimanded for carrying out his duties in such a lax manner."
@allisonjames29232 жыл бұрын
Lol 😂
@w1swh12 жыл бұрын
Love it!!!
@LittleKitty222 жыл бұрын
About 20 years ago I worked in the ticket office at a train station. One day the manager came round and actually made me announce that the next train would be on time - because it was that rare! I then had passengers come into the ticket office checking whether they had heard right.
@ANerdFails2 жыл бұрын
Sums up the British railway nicely there 😂
@thedinogamer60622 жыл бұрын
@@ANerdFails in India ur lucky if the train even arrives 😂
@VictorKaiser5 жыл бұрын
Few months ago I was on a bus where the driver kept singing out the names of each street we stopped at. Like straight up singing the words. "We're now arriving at BROADWAAAAAY~~YEAH~~" It was the best bus ride ever.
@MyNewEra20125 жыл бұрын
😍
@zarah14665 жыл бұрын
* train *
@ian-hm6cx5 жыл бұрын
Diamondz _xx !! nah he definitely said bus
@ericaploof9985 жыл бұрын
@@zarah1466 smh
@vivianaacosta27145 жыл бұрын
Hmmm... “you never see it cooming!” “We’re now arriving at broaaadway!” I see the resemblance...
@emmettkasey10872 жыл бұрын
this is the most british thing i’ve ever seen and i love it
@claudevieaul1465 Жыл бұрын
Traveling on the London Underground you sometimes get these hilarious drivers as well - I particularly remember one on the Jubilee Line from Baker Street towards the northwest where the (lengthy) announcement included: "Usually this train can drive you insane, but today we're only going so far as Wembley..." 🤣🤣🤣
@Paguo5 жыл бұрын
This seems like a scene pulled straight out of Stanley Parable. Beautiful
@gabistef27995 жыл бұрын
Yep
@oscarmauriciogomez77695 жыл бұрын
"Clearly the passenger doesnt know how to follow directions, it's a wonder how he hasnt been fired of his job"
@milkandduckrailway3235 жыл бұрын
All of his passengers were gone. What could it mean?
@firebrony1013 жыл бұрын
The driver does sound a lot like Kevan Brighting doesn't he?
@Scourgeoftengri3 жыл бұрын
@@milkandduckrailway323 bruh that’s accurate
@evan8 жыл бұрын
Guys like this make the excruciating 2 hour delays slightly more bearable :')
@niniwatches8 жыл бұрын
Oh wow hi Evan.
@kirapeters68 жыл бұрын
+Evan Edinger Thanks for sending me here!
@chacongarza11278 жыл бұрын
NAVE REGNIDE
@bendubz90008 жыл бұрын
+Evan Edinger EVANN!!!!!!!!
@kaileighparker89458 жыл бұрын
EVANNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!
@monode9532 жыл бұрын
I was on a train once and the announcement came on that the train would be finishin its journey in Barbados and 'Please have your passports ready.' Then I realised in the next set of seats was Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer and friends who where coming back from a show and Vic had a loudhaler that sounded exactly like the train speakers!
@iskrajackal9049 Жыл бұрын
Once, on St Pancras train North the announcer said that "passengers should change at Northampton for onward connections, if they like that sort of thing." The humour was a breath of fresh air.