BEST Zelda Rap EVER!! ANIMATED MUSIC VIDEO by Joel C - Starbomb
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Neon Starbomb Intro created by Nic Vaughan
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Lyrics:
My name is Link y'all Im straight outta Hyrule
Been on the force of good since 1986. Old school.
I'm bringin you a laid back summertime jam
Hold on a minute Link
Hey what's up Old Man?
I see that you're embarking on another epic quest
You're gonna use your Ocarina to rescue the Princess
But you'll need a magic weapon that'll never ever miss
It's dangerous to go alone take this
Oh thanks old man that is really very nice
I can always count on you for help and friendly advice
Though I've never seen a sword of quite that shape or size
Oh God that's not a sword it's your dick in disguise
Yes I can't lie I have painted my shween
Now grab your destiny if you know what I mean
Wait a minute Link don't leave the cave, where do you think you're going
This is a great chance to fondle old scrotum that you're blowing
That was weird but whatever there is no time to lose
I've gotta to warp right now to Zelda in this chilled out groove
Wait this isn't Ganon's lair, I'm in Liberty City
This place looks just like Philadelphia but even more shitty
I'm at the corner of Dead Cop and Prostitute junction
Something in my Ocarina must have gone and malfunctioned
I gotta fix it quickly, there is justice to do
Hold on a minute Link
Old man, is that you?
This is a place you can't survive with just your sword and your wits
It's dangerous to go alone. Take this!
Well that's really kind of...that's your wrinkled dick again
Look I know I wear a tunic, but I'm not into men
Don't be that way bitch, let me introduce you
To my three best friends: Mr. Johnson and the juice crew
If you see the Princess Zelda, well you know you're gonna grab her
So why don't you try to come grab my inflatable poo jabber?
OH MY GOD!
I've got to warp out of here, Princess Zelda awaits
I must defeat Ganondorf before it gets too late
Ok...now I REALLY don't know where I am
Hold on a minute Link
GodDAMMIT Old Man!
You're in Raccoon City, it's a zombie abyss
It's dangerous to go alone take....
NO! FUCK YOU! I'M NOT GIVING YOU A...
STOP THE CHILLED OUT GROOVE!
@blunkmorgan-music8474 4 жыл бұрын
"press A to grab destiny" is still one of my favourite pictures ever
@howdoichangemypfpdamnit8757 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@wellfolks9096 4 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact If you look at the text on the frame it reads: "skyward sword was bad"
@shellbadorsrival314 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@Alisibeth_Talia212 4 жыл бұрын
It's my laptop background.
@scypio8191 4 жыл бұрын
@@wellfolks9096 No, it doesn't.
@StrangeHammer 5 жыл бұрын
“Yes I can’t lie, I have painted my shween.” Legendary
@connornorfleet8372 5 жыл бұрын
So grab your destiny, if you know what I mean!
@ApolloSniperman 4 жыл бұрын
What about “My inflatable poo jabber?”
@BartixShieldsmen 4 жыл бұрын
That's some dedication there
@FakerealWeirdfatkid 4 жыл бұрын
❤️
@Chu_Nyanning 4 жыл бұрын
It makes sense that Danny is the one singing it considering NSP...
@AceOfHearts95 Жыл бұрын
the fact that the people who animated this also animated the sonic mania trailer is fucking nuts
@MaximumOutbust Жыл бұрын
I'm sorry WHAT 😳
@7wolfs154 Жыл бұрын
They deserve to have fun while being creative 😅
@iim4xii129 Жыл бұрын
No. Ted Bundy was nuts. Ed Gein was nuts. That is not nuts.
@Meek2001 Жыл бұрын
also they animated ok k.o for cartoon network
@Hello_World_not_taken Жыл бұрын
@@Meek2001 wot.
@deltazero4685 Жыл бұрын
Arin’s “god DAMMIT OLD MAN” has stuck in my brain for at least 7 years now, and I love it every time.
@purplepuddlesuwu 10 ай бұрын
SAAAME I would think it at the slighest inconvenience
@SonicGenesisDX1991 10 ай бұрын
Same
@clockworknorse 10 ай бұрын
today I heard a tangential reference to Raccoon City and right away I think, "It's a zombie abyss!" and had to come watch this again
@loki4807 9 ай бұрын
That's my text alert.
@anthonylangley1018 9 ай бұрын
YEARS ago I heard this and listened to it constantly. Randomly saw something that made me think of it. So very happy.
@Slashscreen 9 жыл бұрын
Dan must have loved singing this.
@binnibep 9 жыл бұрын
Sir Tootleage I know I would've. ( ͡° ᴥ ͡°)
@shemet9478 9 жыл бұрын
Dan?
@binnibep 9 жыл бұрын
Alex BP Danny Sexbang. :)
@Slashscreen 9 жыл бұрын
Mr. Sexbang? Your prescription of extra-strong viagra is ready.
@twophade 9 жыл бұрын
Sir Tootleage If you liked this check out Luigi's Ballad.
@SparkTheSnorlax 3 жыл бұрын
The music: Phenomenal and chill The vocals: _I H A V E P A I N T E D M Y S H W E E N_
@Omnificence2016 3 жыл бұрын
_N O W G R A B Y O U R D E S T I N Y , I F Y O U K N O W W H A T I M E A N . . ._
@genericdolphin9242 3 жыл бұрын
WAIT A MINUTE LINK DON’T LEAVE THE CAVE WHERE DO YOU THINK YOUR GOING THIS IS A GREAT CHANCE......
@Megapeen 3 жыл бұрын
This makes the video even funnier
@flakes7503 3 жыл бұрын
TO FONDLE OLD SCROTUM THAT YOUR BLOWING!
@wheeliebin18 3 жыл бұрын
@@flakes7503 genuinely thought it was "a scrotum that's sure glowing"
@usernotfound8629 Жыл бұрын
It feels like an obligation to listen to this every year
@plat5k Жыл бұрын
Thought I was the only one💀
@usernotfound8629 Жыл бұрын
@@plat5k no my friend there are many of us
@nenekachin Жыл бұрын
@@plat5k same
@franclinctes6242 Жыл бұрын
I also thought that I was the only one
@usernotfound8629 Жыл бұрын
@@franclinctes6242 I just need to say this you have good taste in music my friend 😂
@harrydavey9884 2 жыл бұрын
"Mr Johnson and the Juice Crew" still makes me smile. I imagine Dan struggled to deliver that line.
@RealBased Жыл бұрын
That line doesnt get enough love in the comments.
@illogicalbear6200 Жыл бұрын
Dan has some serious experience saying insane lines without breaking. Man is a legend
@reunision6635 Жыл бұрын
I don't get it. can someone tell me?
@zeltzamer4010 Жыл бұрын
@@reunision6635 Mr. Johnson = penis, the Juice Crew = balls.
@serge263 Жыл бұрын
I imagine both Arin and Dan were struggling to sing this song in its entirety. I can see them both dying of laughter.
@jjswagger2809 4 жыл бұрын
“Look I know I wear a tunic but I’m NOT INTO MEN” *Wise Words from a Warrior*
@delve_ 4 жыл бұрын
Unwise. He's not into men.
@bigmounchi 4 жыл бұрын
i always thought it was "look i know i'm wearing to it but i'm not into men"
@i_282 4 жыл бұрын
I thought it was “I know I wear a tunic but I’m not in demand”
@Gurdy_Gobbler 4 жыл бұрын
How do you change the language of the captions
@SaveDatFuture 4 жыл бұрын
I love that alliteration you have sir
@AntVenom 10 жыл бұрын
I have a feeling this is going to be stuck in my head for years to come.
@Noaaan 10 жыл бұрын
SoTrue ant so true...
@DarkoHexar 10 жыл бұрын
For sure, Anty. This kind of thing remains in your head for a long while.
@The2andy4UltimateGamer 10 жыл бұрын
dang, im gonna have nightmares now
@C33Fernandez 10 жыл бұрын
That's what she said.
@ashwinkunaseelan4218 10 жыл бұрын
Thats wat you moma said and did sonny Chad Fernandez
@EgoJordy 2 жыл бұрын
1:48 years laters and I still can't with the "Don't be that way bitch~"
@LtClean1 Жыл бұрын
Def my favorite part
@Charlie-ce7cd 2 жыл бұрын
I Love How Link's Voice Changes So Easily From Deep And Chill To Violent Yelling
@lilj362 3 жыл бұрын
*"Christmas elf gets sexualy assaulted by santa clause during a zombie apocalypse near Philadelphia while playing a ocarina to save a princess"*
@ThePumpking-zb6it 2 жыл бұрын
*local Florida Christmas elf
@meumundominhasregras1905 2 жыл бұрын
This coment needs an Oscar
@thetacocatking3866 2 жыл бұрын
i bet the santa clause was at the mall before this video
@dakotagalvan3656 2 жыл бұрын
The game
@Robert_Rankin 2 жыл бұрын
Why is this *NOT* the craziest plot summary I've ever heard.
@Gravlti 5 жыл бұрын
This is Link's canon voice dont @ me about it
@epic9163 5 жыл бұрын
* @ him cutely *
@RadishHead7 5 жыл бұрын
Legend of the hylian pimp.
@finalstarman3086 5 жыл бұрын
GOLLY no my voice is the canon one
@the011darkwolf 5 жыл бұрын
zust3k HYAH
@jermichealhoward4454 5 жыл бұрын
I have a similar voice
@grimlocked472 5 ай бұрын
The fact this song is going to be 10 years old this year is so wild
@davidanunez2 4 ай бұрын
😭
@breadtabel 2 ай бұрын
its officially 10 yrs old
@haydenhostetter6879 2 ай бұрын
gettin too old for this shit
@GoatManWithAplan Жыл бұрын
9 years later still a bop!
@jonathanwestern2306 Жыл бұрын
Goes harder than the old man
@randomguylit5091 Жыл бұрын
Bro I came back to this vid because I missed the good times where I was happy
@dewdong1298 7 жыл бұрын
The old man parts are magical and amazing.
@chewybaka_ 7 жыл бұрын
Blond Jimmy ikr
@kelloggs5782 7 жыл бұрын
Blond Jimmy ikr i need more stuff like that
@anopsiatic 7 жыл бұрын
So true tbh.
@zer0mage247 7 жыл бұрын
Blond Jimmy bruh
@Gio-kx4vq 7 жыл бұрын
Blond Jimmy 69 likes
@asrieldreemurr5073 5 жыл бұрын
So I'm not the only one Re-watching this from time to time...
@AJRoo 5 жыл бұрын
Is it bad that I know EXACTLY what the source of that profile pic is?
@asrieldreemurr5073 5 жыл бұрын
@@AJRoo Tell me it i wanna know if you're telling the truth
@AJRoo 5 жыл бұрын
...I misspelled Undertale as "Undertail" ONE TIME and the full image from which you got your pfp was one of the first things that popped up at the time. It was horrifying. Never again...
@mikeomahar5159 5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@imtiredasfrn4467 5 жыл бұрын
asriel why
@Kh-bs7mg 2 ай бұрын
Can't believe this is ten years old. Crazy.
@markus8086 2 жыл бұрын
Things that keep me awake at night: -Existential dread -Depression -"I have painted my schween"
@TWEWYas 19 күн бұрын
Its 2024 and I have come back to this video years later, can confirm
@sandramills9303 7 жыл бұрын
W E E W E E W E A P O N
@sandramills9303 7 жыл бұрын
Also, Breath of the wild, rowdy, dick sword.
@threemad8456 7 жыл бұрын
IM NOT GONNA TOUCH IT IM NOT GONNA PHTTH NO!
@Mandred85 6 жыл бұрын
So is that a "no" on a handjob or... ok.
@tmntlover3272 6 жыл бұрын
Sandra Mills hahahha😂😂😂😁lol
@windowsxp1902 6 жыл бұрын
666 likes DEVIL CONFIRMED
@lys_777 3 жыл бұрын
2:22 idk why but i’m in LOVE with the way arin says “god damnit old man”
@thesensitive0n3 3 жыл бұрын
Me too
@chespinpoggers1337 3 жыл бұрын
it's my favorite part of the song
@motiep5393 3 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@waiyanwin8b920 3 жыл бұрын
Jotaro Kujo’s favourite line in JoJo
@chespinpoggers1337 3 жыл бұрын
@@waiyanwin8b920 That and Yare Yare Daze of course
@urgent4943 8 ай бұрын
Damn… 9 years and the old man’s “sword” is still the first thing that pops into my head whenever someone says “it’s dangerous to go alone”
@boomboxzer0914 9 ай бұрын
The scene where he tells Link to "grab his destiny" and link just looks so uncomfortable and afraid is hilarious 😂
@AceRomyuki323 5 жыл бұрын
*HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON OLD MAN*
@jonathankent1517 5 жыл бұрын
I love the young people. :)
@guardsmanlars6797 5 жыл бұрын
Never
@roundboi3994 5 жыл бұрын
Oof
@ShadowWolfRising 5 жыл бұрын
@@jonathankent1517 I mean he's trying.
@austinf.243 5 жыл бұрын
Taleen Ladas I DON’T WANNA BE A BURDENN
@arlopullman6836 7 жыл бұрын
Link's face during the "press A to grab destiny" scene just never stops being funny.
@AysaTheNotSoGreat 7 жыл бұрын
it says "skyward sword was really bad" upside down there. and that's how i know this was made by egoraptor
@14o1chan 5 жыл бұрын
1:00 , priceless...
@remixchild 3 жыл бұрын
Press B to keep dignity
@art_cartoon65 3 ай бұрын
Yes lol he didn't expect that poor guy 😅
@allbiourselves5482 Жыл бұрын
I love how this song was collectively so many people's childhoods. Dan and Arin have been my comfort content for so many years and for some reason this song about an old man's schween seems to draw in people who feel similarly!!
@Jachra 6 ай бұрын
I bet they love being reminded of how old they are :D
@TimelessWorldOfGaming 2 жыл бұрын
This video aged so well. lmao I never thought I'd be watching it again all these years later. This voice fits Link perfectly too.
@Fox-983 4 жыл бұрын
My favorite line is definitely, “I cannot lie, I’ve painted my shween.”
@samonlingboy4408 3 жыл бұрын
69 likes
@wheeliebin18 3 жыл бұрын
"Awwww yeah"
@FireWithADotInFrontOfTheName 3 жыл бұрын
"Now grab you destiny"
@cynthiacampa9814 3 жыл бұрын
I want to be in one of these
@bearplaysstuff580 3 жыл бұрын
@@FireWithADotInFrontOfTheName “If you know what I mean!”
@KieranDell1409 4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Danny was just singing about painting his shween and didn't realise the mics were on.
@cjthesorceress7937 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@briand5170 4 жыл бұрын
Sounds about right
@PurpleTheta 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah that’s something he’d say
@Someone-vz1uq 3 жыл бұрын
Is that true?
@KieranDell1409 3 жыл бұрын
@@Someone-vz1uq Probably not, I was just...HOLY SHIT, when did this get nearly 1k likes?
@SirenLuvsU Жыл бұрын
9 years later and this is still a jam. Amazing vocals and animation. Love this a lot 😭
@joeda900 11 ай бұрын
I still have the lyrics memorized, this thing is timeless
@deltaxeno7807 Жыл бұрын
The more I reflect on this, and other videos released around this time, all I can do is think: Man, the shit we watched when we were kids.
@BloodWorks00 Жыл бұрын
Agreed
@cynicalgamer7595 Жыл бұрын
I was 11 when i watched this lmao
@obsidianmaw9026 5 жыл бұрын
*IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE TAKE THIS* Words I no longer trust
@oompaoomps2784 5 жыл бұрын
IT’S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE TAKE THIS
@goodtyme 5 жыл бұрын
Nice pfp
@Nicole-id5ey 5 жыл бұрын
Your from the bee movie aren't you Im sorry i eat bugs
@killerpenguin6681 5 жыл бұрын
*I HAVE PAINTED MY SHWEEN*
@999lazerman 5 жыл бұрын
I still think the way he said it was epic
@rbshell123 4 жыл бұрын
No matter how old I get, Wee-wee Weapon is always going to make me laugh.
@iameggscellentt 4 жыл бұрын
IM NOT GONNA TOUCH IM NOT GONNA PFFP K DAA
@LynTheNobody 3 жыл бұрын
agreed
@user-sh7ie7fg1i 3 жыл бұрын
Ye
@EthanWintersLeftHand 3 жыл бұрын
Wee wee weapon hehehehe
@sw9458 3 жыл бұрын
Im 23 and i still laugh
@0GlassOfAcid0 Жыл бұрын
This video is so well animated. That even 9 years later, it still holds up. Like Legend Of Zelda games, this video is really timeless.
@ExpertManOfficial Жыл бұрын
Yeah, I agree.
@lucied7474 3 ай бұрын
It's been 10 years!
@samiam3821 4 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: the old man was legitimately trying to help link in Raccoon City.
@stevepensando2593 3 жыл бұрын
"It's dangerous to go alone, take this" **Pulls out an actual sword out of his pants**
@merchantziro4285 3 жыл бұрын
@@stevepensando2593 Link: Why couldn't you gave this to me sooner you perverted idiot!? Old Man: Look I'm just lonely alright. I just wanted... You know. Link: (Sigh and facepalm) *Hylia damn it...*
@stevepensando2593 3 жыл бұрын
@@Aceatoll That's what Foreskin is for
@merchantziro4285 3 жыл бұрын
@@stevepensando2593 Take my like and stop please.
@user-ti6us2br4x 3 жыл бұрын
He looked actually worried so I think that it is very possible
@SeraliaAerials 4 жыл бұрын
I was 13 when I first heard this song. Still great now that I’m 19.
@Nixus237 4 жыл бұрын
Same turn 20 in 3 weeks
@hoobadoobamaster8551 4 жыл бұрын
Oh my god teach me ur elder ways
@ViJay-jw3nc 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@etheriousnatsudragneel5835 4 жыл бұрын
The classics never get old.
@mr.knightthedetective7435 4 жыл бұрын
That literally puts us on a same level, lol 🤣
@paolosworld99 Жыл бұрын
This video really got to me as a kid... I don't know how else to say it. The colors and characters at 1:54 have been engraved in my soul. It's so etheral.
@d3vitron779 Жыл бұрын
The fact that the old man gets the best harmony and backing track is amazing
@alcapone4635 Жыл бұрын
I feel the same about 0:58
@thefattertheratter45 11 ай бұрын
Something about Vaati there, man
@christian0h 8 ай бұрын
@@thefattertheratter45 Bro changed sexualities because of Vaati tf 😭
@jacobhorn3633 4 ай бұрын
I still come back to this after all these years. What a cursed masterpiece
@redtoonlink8366 10 жыл бұрын
This is the best zelda rap!
@bethangoodwin8351 10 жыл бұрын
Sure is the other vids are cool to :)
@bethangoodwin8351 10 жыл бұрын
Purple Toon Link if only I had it on my phone I only have the smosh version
@MooniiTV 10 жыл бұрын
I LOVE THIS ONE SO FUNNY AND I LIKE THE POKËMON ONE TOO XDD
@bethangoodwin8351 10 жыл бұрын
Stasha Monia love it!!!! I like sonics best pal to XD
@MooniiTV 10 жыл бұрын
OMG THAT MADE ME CRACK UUP!!
@StabbedMeat 7 жыл бұрын
"Okay, now I really don't know where I am..." "Hold on a minute, Link!" "God DAMN it, old man!"
@mrman6594 7 жыл бұрын
You're in raccoon city It's a zombie abyss It's Dangerous To Go Alone TAAAAKE TH... NO! FUCK YOU!!!
@laserstriike3490 7 жыл бұрын
Mr Man XD
@bluesenpai955 7 жыл бұрын
StabbedMeat I read this comment the second that part happened in the song XD
@VictorVlogz 7 жыл бұрын
StabbedMeat nice
@nuts2317 2 жыл бұрын
1:48 goes way harder than it should 😩😩 probably in more ways than one
@streakyguys_5991 Жыл бұрын
I'll give you that one
@napstablook0493 Жыл бұрын
♪Don't be that way b$#€¢♪
@cynicalgamer7595 Жыл бұрын
@@napstablook0493 "Let me Introduce you"
@napstablook0493 Жыл бұрын
@@cynicalgamer7595♪To my three best friends: Mr Johnson, and the juice crew.♪
@inkfernado9114 4 ай бұрын
“If you see the Princess Zelda, well you know you're gonna grab her.”
@starkid-ly7tm Жыл бұрын
The chorus is unnecessarily perfect
@samk7470 4 жыл бұрын
I was introduced to this by my friend in sixth grade, I was 11. We had it memorized and would take turns singing for link and the old man. It’s still just as great as it was back then.
@RedPa456 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@GeneralLDS 3 жыл бұрын
oh my god yeah I saw this when I was 11 too. It’s legit a good song
@tecate2127 3 жыл бұрын
Went over my friends in 7th grade and he played this on the computer while we are supper
@ryanthechilihost5102 3 жыл бұрын
I was the old man and my cousin was Link lol
@Triforceman1 3 жыл бұрын
That sounds like a great time 😆
@MadDogEddie 7 жыл бұрын
I like how Link is okay with it the first time. Second time: "NO MEANS NO!!"
@Default158 7 жыл бұрын
ok
@MadDogEddie 7 жыл бұрын
Default158 Wow, most useless reply I've ever seen. Congratulations.
@Default158 7 жыл бұрын
M-DE-V LOL coming from the guy who literally just commented the the plot of the video
@MadDogEddie 7 жыл бұрын
Charlie Sheen it was a comment in passing. What are you compensating for with your condescension?
@yurigagarin9765 7 жыл бұрын
That's how most sane people react to that. If you don't want sex with someone, you first reject politely. If the proposals continue, you better get angry because that's molesting.
@sebo641 3 ай бұрын
Wow it's been 10 years since we were blessed with this tune
@laff_1237 5 ай бұрын
Anyone from 2024?
@xxgamerlengendxx1579 5 ай бұрын
Yup
@dromedrome2696 4 ай бұрын
Me
@kagemusha23 4 ай бұрын
Yarp
@sealeyboy26 4 ай бұрын
Yep
@GhostOfFreedom-fw9bp 4 ай бұрын
Sup
@xylphx129 3 жыл бұрын
"Press A to grab your destiny" had me wheezing at 3 in the morning
@justinweber4977 2 жыл бұрын
It's one of my favorite parts of the video, when paired with Link's 1000 yard stare.
@PoorItachi Жыл бұрын
Same 💀
@michaelbecket4901 Жыл бұрын
Great song to listen to when u furst wake up lol
@pandaking2971 6 жыл бұрын
"Hold on a minute link!" "GOD DAMN IT OLD MAN!"
@nicholashagedoorn545 5 жыл бұрын
Read it right as it played
@thegreatmonacage3782 5 жыл бұрын
"You're in Raccoon city, it's a zombie abyss." "IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE, TAKE THIS!"
@benjaminpineda5785 5 жыл бұрын
@@thegreatmonacage3782 No! Fuck you
@Link-cy6ti 5 жыл бұрын
Fuck you Old Man!
@phoebexo401 5 жыл бұрын
2018🙌
@N3RDYG0GGLES 2 ай бұрын
I love coming back to this song years later after finally getting more familiar with Resident Evil, watching the Racoon City part, seeing the two guys watching Link freak out and going “Wait a minute-“
@rattled6732 7 ай бұрын
Man this is a nostalgia trip
@Tucker619 4 жыл бұрын
This is even crazier when you realize a grown man was paid to say “I cannot deny I have painted my shween”
@ambrosiadreamer 4 жыл бұрын
Have you ever listened to Ninja Sex Party? Danny’s been singing songs like this since before it was profitable lmao
@princeB794 4 жыл бұрын
It I can't lie not deny
@ItsAnH 4 жыл бұрын
@@ambrosiadreamer I'm pretty sure people listening to this song already know the singers involved.
@ejomon_27 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah I could recognize his voice
@budadawg2955 4 жыл бұрын
the legendary saiyan it’s **
@TheDrakeProjectTDP 5 жыл бұрын
How to get laid at a Zelda convention: "Now grab your destiny, if you know what I mean. ;)". Correction: How to get *arrested* at a Zelda convention.
@killerpenguin6681 5 жыл бұрын
*so is that a no on the handjob*
@dorianbailey7314 5 жыл бұрын
TheDrakeProject so no hed?
@Naomi_best_ 5 жыл бұрын
nice dude
@lovesick_loser6114 5 жыл бұрын
TheDrakeProject HAHAH
@mrzubwolfer 4 жыл бұрын
SHE SAID SHE WAS 18!!
@betrayedpumpkin1740 4 ай бұрын
9 years later, just remembered this song again and already see why I liked it so much
@royalgarden18 3 ай бұрын
First watched this around when it was first uploaded. I was 13 then. Im 23 now and I surprisingly still know all the lyrics
@scrimblo6706 3 ай бұрын
DUDE LITERALLY
@orangehasdied 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I’m pretty sure that my favorite part is when Old Man goes “Wait a minute Link!” And Link says “goD DAMNIT OLD MAN-“ and then proceeds to flip his shit
@Daybreak6427 4 жыл бұрын
Either that or "Yes, I can't lie, I have painted my schween."
@jackmyers7141 4 жыл бұрын
yes. i literally lost my shit at that
@nastykhan7746 4 жыл бұрын
Indeed. The flow is so smooth.
@miscellamemeous38 4 жыл бұрын
Mercat100 I KNOW RIGHT
@incrediblehotdog6638 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly
@red_vibe9984 8 жыл бұрын
"I know I wear a tunic but I'm not into men" 😂
@luar5919 8 жыл бұрын
Haha ikr
@user-mh1tq7ib2w 8 жыл бұрын
omg then he yellong DUUHHH
@pixlatedgamer9412 8 жыл бұрын
XD XD XD
@robertgreen19K 8 жыл бұрын
"Don't be that way bitch let me introduce you... to my three best friends Mr.Johnson and the Juice Crew."
@luar5919 8 жыл бұрын
If you see the Princess Zelda, well you know you're gonna grab her.
@borstenman1759 2 ай бұрын
Ten years have pasted and me and my wife still knocking our heads to this epic track.
@Wewilo 4 ай бұрын
Still keep coming back here years later. Quality piece of internet history right here
@hannahbanana7182 5 жыл бұрын
2:15 How did they predict BOTW 2 Ganondorf looking hydrated as hell.
@ObviouslyASMR 7 жыл бұрын
This song is honestly very relatable
@geckopecko 7 жыл бұрын
your life sounds... very interesting if you find this relatable lmao
@ObviouslyASMR 7 жыл бұрын
Pecko☆ you don't want to know
@geckopecko 7 жыл бұрын
heh, maybe I do (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@mlgpro1252 7 жыл бұрын
wtf
@emilie8040 7 жыл бұрын
ObviouslyASMR oh dang never though I'd find you listening to egoraptor
@SpeakTheNarrator Жыл бұрын
Love coming back to a Song 9 years later and now understanding the lyrics.
@theonesithtorulethemall 8 ай бұрын
The fact that the "press a to grab desteny" became a major meme, is amazing
@squidinator2742 3 жыл бұрын
Despite the batshit crazy lyrics, this song absolutely slaps
@Stefanutsu 5 жыл бұрын
Link has gone trough : - Hyrule ( LOZ: Ocarina of Time ) - Liberty City ( GTA III , GTA IV ) - Racoon City ( Resident Evil ) - Drugs ( Real Life )
@Naomi_best_ 5 жыл бұрын
and the pervert odld man , we should keep in mind that link is a minor XD
@Solarballs77 5 жыл бұрын
@@Naomi_best_ wow
@lordkinesis4432 4 жыл бұрын
@@Naomi_best_ Depends on the game, I think in the more recent games he's 19.
@namelessdork2256 4 жыл бұрын
And yet he ain't dead.
@Solarballs77 4 жыл бұрын
@@namelessdork2256 yeah
@LaplacesAngel612 Жыл бұрын
Ghirahim appears for literally two seconds and I fucking adore how he was drawn in this style
@Jarrnuf 3 ай бұрын
Insane how this is 10 years old now
@pamholder5275 8 жыл бұрын
like links voice my favorite part was "god dammit old man" and" that .. was .. weird"
@pamholder5275 8 жыл бұрын
new favorite " fuck u fuck u " and "oh my god
@zehmocha6166 8 жыл бұрын
+Pam Holder "Da That your Wrinkle Thing again!! "
@FlufferNuffer 8 жыл бұрын
+Pam Holder same
@mikemarks6136 8 жыл бұрын
my favorite parts were with the old man
@zehmocha6166 8 жыл бұрын
"God Dammit Old Man!!"
@mentalgaming4life535 5 жыл бұрын
My dream: being straight My obstacle: this video
@Naomi_best_ 5 жыл бұрын
XD
@bceoofcharlescultandmember2428 4 жыл бұрын
I agree the Old man is definitely a DILF. That's what you're talking about right?
@TetashiSaya 4 жыл бұрын
@Soulless Critter CRAHAHAHA
@landenbanks8919 4 жыл бұрын
The old man is pretty hot, but that one guy in the juice crew not holding a drink is really something else
@howdoichangemypfpdamnit8757 4 жыл бұрын
@@landenbanks8919 finally
@benwaldvogel5929 3 ай бұрын
happy 10th anniversary to this banger
@billclinton4913 2 жыл бұрын
Crazy coming back to this song now understanding all the references.
@LittleParade_ 4 жыл бұрын
2:14 this is honestly the cutest rendition of Zelda's design
@rare_1860 4 жыл бұрын
It's true!
@davionbandicoot2.044 4 жыл бұрын
you dont see gannon's wanting to bang!
@GrumpyOrangeCat 4 жыл бұрын
nah, short haired breath of the wild zelda is cuter in my opinion
@YeetZmeN 4 жыл бұрын
You haven’t seen Smash Ultimate Zelda then
@LittleParade_ 4 жыл бұрын
@@YeetZmeN I'll be real, I think Link Between Zelda is cute, but fighting her in smash makes me want to die
@shrekismydaddyandyourargum2319 5 жыл бұрын
*YES I CAN'T LIE I PAINTED MY SHWEEN* Top 10 rappers Eminem was too afraid to diss
@user-roninwolf1981 5 жыл бұрын
I think it's "schwing."
@hayman4268 5 жыл бұрын
Brother? Where have you been we thought you were dead.
@hunterclark9531 5 жыл бұрын
@@user-roninwolf1981 its Shween, it says in the lyrics
@user-roninwolf1981 5 жыл бұрын
@@hunterclark9531 The in-video lyrics aren't always correct; I've seen the interface botch the lyrics a few times already.
@hunterclark9531 5 жыл бұрын
@@user-roninwolf1981 The description lyrics say it
@chelseanelson229 Ай бұрын
“I know I wear a tunic but I’m not into men” had me so💀
@chelseanelson229 Ай бұрын
Also “wee wee weapon” did too
@nikalpaca 4 ай бұрын
The crazy thing to me about older starbombs is that back when i watched these i just liked them for the music but now that I'm older i actually get all the references! Its cool
@zephyrstrife4668 5 жыл бұрын
I love how when the old man busts into song in the cave he swaps from being an overweight old man in a cloak to practically an old bodybuilder in a wife beater and slacks.
@Darasilverdragon 4 жыл бұрын
Because he was parodying (ex)living god Freddie Mercury
@FutureGamer4561 4 жыл бұрын
@@Darasilverdragon Right, I agree with you entirely!!
@priestesslucy3299 4 жыл бұрын
He actually reminds me of Roshi in the Tournament of Power lol
@SeaalCox 5 жыл бұрын
I love how Link becomes pure enraged-Arin at the end.
@familiapresman5146 4 жыл бұрын
Me to bro
@Alisibeth_Talia212 4 жыл бұрын
Same bro.
@Rocpacci 5 ай бұрын
I absolutely love the chilled out summer groove part. If I had a song that was just that it’d be awesome
@blastermasterguy 2 жыл бұрын
"Okay, I really don't know where I am..." "Hold on a minute LINK!" "GOD DAMMIT OLD MANNNN!"
@stephonethejerk1944 9 жыл бұрын
I really love this art style it's deliciously good to me
@azystar8574 9 жыл бұрын
omg stap it old man!
@shawnaglass5341 9 жыл бұрын
+death 13th
@scatlauncher 9 жыл бұрын
***** It says skyward sword sucked.
@warlock923 9 жыл бұрын
Stephone Collins hey dude I see everyone likes ur comment but however they will comment back you so "It is too dangerous to go along take this"
@scatlauncher 9 жыл бұрын
warlock923 What?
@awebtoonreader4979 4 жыл бұрын
This rap: Amazing ✅ Creative✅ Awesome✅ Beautiful✅ Catchy✅ Perfect✅ Truly the best Zelda rap ever!
@GoldenSerpentTree 4 жыл бұрын
yeah "beautiful" i am now laughing
@multibitmarco6464 4 жыл бұрын
✅pedofiles
@ynorb9573 4 жыл бұрын
1:56 who are these two btw? Haven't played a zelda game to know
@sushibinstwt_ 4 жыл бұрын
@@ynorb9573 the creepy moon and majoras mask
@ynorb9573 4 жыл бұрын
@@sushibinstwt_ that's their names?
@lilflttante7565 11 ай бұрын
It’s been years now, why I still can’t get it out of my head
@monsterhunter3P Ай бұрын
coming back, remembered this song, this is still bang like before
@LolAttackProductions 7 жыл бұрын
Yes I can't lie I have painted my schween
@NightxKilla 7 жыл бұрын
LolAttack Productions now grab your destiny, if you know what I mean
@LolAttackProductions 7 жыл бұрын
NightxKillaT_T WAIT A MINUTE LINK DON'T LEAVE THE CAVE WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING
@LolAttackProductions 7 жыл бұрын
We actually finished a lyric chain wow
@NightxKilla 7 жыл бұрын
LolAttack Productions yeah but back then I was involved in a complete lyric chain 2 years ago, we completed the whole lyrics without one misleading comment in 3-4 days
@minefit6297 7 жыл бұрын
My name is Link y'all Im straight outta Hyrule Been on the force of good since 1986. Old school. I'm bringin you a laid back summertime jam Hold on a minute Link Hey what's up Old Man? I see that you're embarking on another epic quest You're gonna use your Ocarina to rescue the Princess But you'll need a magic weapon that'll never ever miss It's dangerous to go alone take this Oh thanks old man that is really very nice I can always count on you for help and friendly advice Though I've never seen a sword of quite that shape or size Oh God that's not a sword it's your dick in disguise Yes I can't lie I have painted my shween Now grab your destiny if you know what I mean Wait a minute Link don't leave the cave, where do you think you're going This is a great chance to fondle old scrotum that you're blowing That was weird but whatever there is no time to lose I've gotta to warp right now to Zelda in this chilled out groove Wait this isn't Ganon's lair, I'm in Liberty City This place looks just like Philadelphia but even more shitty I'm at the corner of Dead Cop and Prostitute junction Something in my Ocarina must have gone and malfunctioned I gotta fix it quickly, there is justice to do Hold on a minute Link Old man, is that you? This is a place you can't survive with just your sword and your wits It's dangerous to go alone. Take this! Well that's really kind of...that's your wrinkled dick again Look I know I wear a tunic, but I'm not into men Don't be that way bitch, let me introduce you To my three best friends: Mr. Johnson and the juice crew If you see the Princess Zelda, well you know you're gonna grab her So why don't you try to come grab my inflatable poo jabber? OH MY GOD! I've got to warp out of here, Princess Zelda awaits I must defeat Ganondorf before it gets too late Ok...now I REALLY don't know where I am Hold on a minute Link GodDAMMIT Old Man! You're in Raccoon City, it's a zombie abyss It's dangerous to go alone take.... NO! FUCK YOU! I'M NOT GIVING YOU A... STOP THE CHILLED OUT GROOVE!
@thiquel.04 3 жыл бұрын
Now that I’m older I can appreciate this a lot more. Timeless Classic
@danstrikker6465 Жыл бұрын
Same bro
@SteadyFiddle632 Жыл бұрын
Dang same…..😅😅
@KevinG3699 Жыл бұрын
Yup
@kawaiioller Жыл бұрын
It's 2023 and this song is still in my head, god damn it old man.
@cainballer9745 5 ай бұрын
2024 now
@angie2860 8 жыл бұрын
So I'm playing Zelda and now I will never see the old man as I saw him before
@michaelmarriott9761 8 жыл бұрын
He is in the first game and he gives you your first sword lol.
@wuty2255 8 жыл бұрын
i wantd to kill him on first game, when i got bored :'D
@michaelmarriott9761 8 жыл бұрын
If you try to hit him the flames will shoot at you lol its actually pretty funny.
@wuty2255 8 жыл бұрын
ikr :'D
@supernerd5781 7 жыл бұрын
same
@franciscocasasnovas6948 6 жыл бұрын
I am hypnotised by links smooth voice
@yanderemike935 6 жыл бұрын
His voice sound sexy to me
@th3rasave 6 жыл бұрын
Link: Goddamnit, Mike!!!
@theunknowncosplay7758 6 жыл бұрын
It's Arin singing links part the old man is danny
@pinhead707 5 жыл бұрын
ME
@taronmalicos3638 5 жыл бұрын
me too
@ziddars6282 10 ай бұрын
you know a video is great when it has 3 most replayed parts
@Jitrovic 10 ай бұрын
jesus christ
@Swiftfoal18 2 жыл бұрын
This is 2010 humor and I'm still in love with it 🤣🤣🤣
@Cybernaut2011 8 жыл бұрын
2:00 Anyone else find that picture of zelda really beautiful?
@woodpencils9355 8 жыл бұрын
it's better at 2:03 XD
@CarminaMoraTheArtist 8 жыл бұрын
+Jason Long personally the one at 2:14 is better
@CreepahKillahRSA 8 жыл бұрын
It really is a nice picture :)
@oslad53 8 жыл бұрын
Anyone else realize at 1:14 Link had panties in his inventory?
@captainwan2154 8 жыл бұрын
+Kael “F1REh4wk34” Dean ya.
@lucapena9330 5 жыл бұрын
2:19 Hold on a minute Link! god DAMMiT OLD MAN!!!!!!!
@armandoaguirre4019 5 жыл бұрын
YOURE IN RACCON CITY ITS A ZOMBIE ABYSS ITS DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE TAKE TH_
@emideegibbins3189 5 жыл бұрын
NO!!! FUCK YOU.
@TheRealPucio 5 жыл бұрын
I was in that part xD
@boopboop9313 5 жыл бұрын
COME IN HERE TELLING ME YOU HAVE A WEE-WEE WEAPON
@kilejames1179 5 жыл бұрын
@QittiKat Studios nope not the only one
@s.tarlen Жыл бұрын
when i first saw this video in my reccomendations i didnt recognize it, but i heard the intro and the memories flooded. lmao i watxhed this 8 or 9 years ago. crazy.
@eonsinfinity534 Жыл бұрын
This doesn't deserve to be as timeless as it is.
@VaatiVidya 10 жыл бұрын
1:57 hey it's me
@NesmerII 10 жыл бұрын
Bridging the gap between Dark Souls fans and Game Grumps followers like never before...
@cosmokicksass 10 жыл бұрын
The grumps and Vaati in one place? What could be better?!
@JokingJames2 10 жыл бұрын
When can we expect a Prepare to Cry lore video for Game Grumps?
@FeelLikeScum 10 жыл бұрын
Oh my.
@pxds 10 жыл бұрын
1:57 omg its Vaati!
@cyrusullmann9917 5 жыл бұрын
No comments about Danny's voice? SMH..... His voice is amazing.
@jaylan8699 5 жыл бұрын
Cyrus Ullmann is that the old man name he can sing on god 😂
@CavemanNo.12 5 жыл бұрын
@@jaylan8699 do you not watch game grunps????
@jaylan8699 5 жыл бұрын
Future Karate Master nope only hear for the vocals
@CavemanNo.12 5 жыл бұрын
@@jaylan8699 go watch game grumps my man. Both these guys play, and they are hilarious
@jrd3556 5 жыл бұрын
@@jaylan8699 yeah the old man is voiced by Danny from gamegrumps
@jeffgoode9865 4 ай бұрын
Damn, that beat and keyboard riff at 1:48 always feels so good.
@maldorov6297 2 жыл бұрын
2:24 it's been this long, yet I only now noticed the zombie on the right looks a bit like Arin usually does in this type of animation. Must've had a really bad day
@sebson1477 6 жыл бұрын
This was the jam back in middle school. Where did the time go?
@piggiedealer1722 6 жыл бұрын
gamesprigg YEP!!!
@gommi5992 6 жыл бұрын
Right?!?
@am_gabu 6 жыл бұрын
I think I feel old now
@tricklee31st97 6 жыл бұрын
Three or fours years isn't that long... Look back till your 40
@Fiery_Latina_Goatchan_GF_681 6 жыл бұрын
Eh the songs meh now a days
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