Bethestda

Works on my machine?

Praise Todd!

Ahh good old thebesda, 4 times the detail

I was gonna write a comment, but this was the best. LMAO. Sooooooo Truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!

Yes, he did. He bought it, after all.

That is EA.

@@ChainPenguin Nah nah, EA charges you something for the base game. Then you have to pay again for every single city, skill and dungeon that wasn't there on its first release.

​@@KnuffeldraakSounds like elder scrolls online and ff14...

To late he did!

yo you shootin shots at darkwood?

Facts

Agreed.

Jeah it was amazing

Creepiest? Wow, you must be very delicate.

@@scarypineapple8608 'Creepiest' is a superlative. In English that means that they haven't done a creepier sketch. I never said it was really creepy. In fact, I like the vibe. You, however, have a terrible vibe, and I have probably seen tougher things than you tangled in the rear end of a yak.

​@@williamlitsch5506 ROFL! 😂😂😂😂 10/10 on that last comment chief. Props.

We cut those out cause it made the video waaaay too long

​@@VivaLaDirtLeague Good, but still awaiting this, because Ben MUST to angry trying to skip loading and stuck in multiple because he forgot about key item in last room.

Can we have a ‘directors cut’ version?

i missed staring at the dragon statue in skyrim for 30 minutes.

@@VivaLaDirtLeague You could have saved on your VFX budget by making the ENTIRE video just one loading screen stuck at 99% :p

Narrator: it was that bad

@@VivaLaDirtLeague Anyhoo, congrats on the sponsored content! 😄

In this day and age. It's obviously bad😂

Narrator: another naive human... They will never learn.

​​@@VivaLaDirtLeague This VFX of yours WAS awesome as glitchy :D this as a parody is beautiful to watch, like Picasso paintings ❤

It was so perfect. 🤣

No VFX necessary on that

@@VivaLaDirtLeague what an innocuous yet horrifying sentence

@@VivaLaDirtLeague I *LOVED* the Hamish neck stretch at 1:45. Brings back so many fond nightmares.

Don’t forget the T posing😂

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

If you turn on subtitles it gets even funnier! "DJ Remix"

@@ColourFreakz XD

@@ColourFreakz "Weeee" :D

If Bethesda wrote it I bet it wouldn’t have any glitches. The glitches would glitch each other out

"My mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it."

That was the plot of Saints Row IV - except it wasn't horror genre.

Pony Island is exactly that.

They kind of did that on an episode of "The Librarians".

Where?

Absolutely smashed it!! 😍😍

All that work to achieve something Thebesda achieves without even trying!

What seriously? Where? I know he's NPC for Avatar but StarField?

@@erictayet It's a joke, as he was launched to space in the video

wait i think i saw him in cowboy town what was it called......... Akila City? was weird seeing rowan trying to sell stuff there looked totally out of place too!

Startfield many planet's r empty npcs almost looks same

@@techeves6024 they have updated it and now there just pixel shells for planets landing on them crashes the game XD well personally i had that happen once during the recent update lol but on the odd time it does run stable i find more places with npc's trying to kill me and the odd monster trying to break them (Terrormoprhs)

"I used to be an adventurer like you" just hit different after reading this lmao

Gerald glitching through the earth trying to get him

This was actually included in the new witcher board game :D

The funny thing is, Roach is CD Projekt Red. Bethesda is so glitchy it even pulled characters from different game companies 😂

@@VivaLaDirtLeague Toss a coin to your Glitcher, oh there are so plenty!

@@VivaLaDirtLeague (*adopts gruff voice*) "That's Geralt."

Someone should make a horror game based off the idea you don't want to get infected by the glitch. It would be terrifying xD

@@raisgamesnz325 it would be funny. not really terrifying

Change music to Benny Hill or something and you suddenly got a comedy lol. But i do like how way out there this is :D

@@raisgamesnz325 I could imagine a horror game centered around the concept of a reality distorting curse of some sort.

Does anyone else think that should have ended with a twinkle in the sky?

@@panoptesiquest nah... then it would looked like it was a game design

I used to be an adventurer like you, until I took a crate to the kneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.......

Rowan has joined Star Citizen.

*DJ dialog remix* Weeeeeee! 😂 the subtitles are so good

Yeah like most of the game...unless ur playing New Vegas

@@TheBlueKing10t Everyone talks about how glitchy New Vegas is, and I'll admit it doesn't run perfectly, but most of the time I play for several hours with no glitches whatsoever.

​@@sidroberts7960thanks to modders u can play the game with high FPS and bug free.

@@TheBlueKing10t new vegas runs fine on my pc, skyrim legendary edition however.....i cant even get into helgen because the carts glitch out so bad in the opening cutscene

@@sidroberts7960 It's just one of the way diehard corporate Beth fans talk down about the game, which is generally ironic since most the issues can be traced back to Bethesdsa's code and engine which Obsidian was in rushed development to build atop.

Oh, it's way better now. You should have seen it at launch!

I'm sure modders will fix it

_P A I D_ updates

@@MalekDeneith Well, it's paid mods now like they are trying to do it on Starfield.

@@johnwong5317 They've been around years before Starfield came out.

There is a mod that triggers a nuclear warhead to explode on site when a NCR trooper does that catchphrase ^^

There is a mod that shoots arrows into the knees of the Whiterun guards every time they say "I would have been an adventurer like you, until I took an arrow to the knee"

Technically that one was Obsidian. Bethesda was just the publisher

Nexus mods r better than Skyrim creative club mods

@@techeves6024 "Nexus mods r better"? Is your keyboard glitching?

Thebesda?

​@@dandelong-yr4ciNo one wants a lawsuit. 😅

Omg the LORE!!! Implications 🤔😲🤔

Agent Smith

@@RidinWithMyLocsOn Tron lol

Ben: "What ....am...I?" "WE"RE MUGGAHS!!"

Nah, he got stuck as an NPC when he unlocked master smithing and started doing tasks for people

I mean, they just loaded a Ben into Skyrim. Character creation to make him look so much like Ben was the hard part.

Yeah, in a way it's easier to make things look jank because if you fail it just looks jank :). If you try to make things look photo real then that's a one-way trip to the uncanny valley. Amazing work though.

I mean what would have been really cool is to make a model of honeywood and put all the characters skins in it and stick that in skyrim as a mod and then have it be super glitchy just to prove your point.

I've only seen HIM do that TO playtech customers.

Right?

Alan? Why are you hanging around here? Shouldn't you be getting back to work? You've been off loafing for how many weeks now?

Recently? I think this is my favorite yet! 🤣

nah the editor probably just sat his kid down at the PC and said have at it

That and the "Never trust a side quest" video.

Ah! You can’t be in here… We’re closed! You must be… a robber!! Loved that skit.

a typical Bethesda game player: nah this is a typical Tuesday ive seen things that would make your hair turn white and fall out shortly after, heard noises so defiled your soul would depart from your body and been victim to things that make absolutely no sense......... all to play the next triple A greatness from God Howard. Edit: i play bethesda games to train in my resistance skill the more i play the Bethesda games the more resistant to Bethesda game bugs i become and the more aware of them i am and note them down to send to Bethesda.......... and yes im sure they hate my fucking guts lol currently i have a high game bug resistance stat because of stupid shit Bethesda does having played bethesda games since morrowind.

@@YoLo-bb2vc their game engine is very old they never update it

@@techeves6024 yeap in order for them to replce a 2006 engine they would have to stop living a cushy lifestyle and actually spend the profits they are stuffing into there bank accounts and do some real work for once!

@@YoLo-bb2vc Heh, I was falling through stairs in Daggerfall. Arena was oddly different. All the people and scenery were flat... and it wasn't a bug, just really primitive tech. That was sooo surreal.

@@eolhinforest7736 oh god that sounds like you punched your way into the 2d realm by falling XD sounds like a weird but awesome achievement to gain.

"Avoid anything TOO* glitchy" Not "Avoid anything to glitchy" Know your to/too/two bro

Just do what you always do.

Hah totally missed the stocks guy, looked so normal!

But if we donate to their Patreon.... Quoth the raven...

One quick way is a tab of acid.

then they update and break half the mods and fix none of the problems.

that's true for that one murder investigation quest in Winterhold. I think it's called The Final Cut? Cutting Room Floor?

@@birthdayzrock1426 no its not lol i have done every thing in that game multiple times with out any mods idk when gamer's became this group of repulsive pathological liars but its dumb

You never needed mods to play Bethesda games tho

@@birthdayzrock1426 Unofficial Skyrim Special Edition Patch is what fixes bugs. Cutting room floor restores content that is in the files, but not actively part of the game. It’s cut content, hence the title “cutting room floor.”

Gold 😂

He also says, "Have you tried buying a better computer?".

@@JWalters388 That's right, and people with 4090s had the same experience or even worse 😅

You're forgetting he'd also charge $150 for the deluxe edition

It's probably a mod conflict.

It has been done. Ever heard of "Goat simulator"?

so you never played bethesda game then? they are masters of the horror genre they dont even intend to make them nightmare fuel there games are just epic level horror games by the pure insane bugginess going on.

@@lorenzocassaro3054 sadly no

@@lorenzocassaro3054 Nah, goat simulator doesn't count.

IDK. Walking into props and getting fired off into the distance is a thing I've experienced, but not the glitching audio track. Bad voice acting, repeated lines and, in one case, an NPC saying "let me try that again" in the middle of their dialogue, but not the effect where the audio skips/gets stuck on the same syllable. They could also have added a bit where an enemy attacks in the middle of the dialogue, interrupting and possibly breaking the entire quest, because, for some stupid reason, since SKyrim, dialogue no longer pauses the game.

That bit made me laugh the most

I used to be an adventurer just like you, but then I got a crate in my knee.

@@derkylos Yeah, the audio glitch stuff wasn't right, nor was the double vision stuff. But it was overall a pretty funny Thebesda parody.

Why pay someone to do it when the community does it for free

@@murray821 Even better, they do pay people to test their games, but it doesn't matter with how much legacy jank is built into every game.

Ah. Gone are the days of games being finished prior to release. Now we are the beta testers... for a fee of $60

Please, don't kill the creativity with big production companies. Big production companies won't never create anything like what VLDL has created. Big companies are making money with playing safe. Too much creativity = too big risk to not make maximum profit.

NO. Not Netflix! That will destroy VLDL. It's better if VLDL started their own service or joined a smaller but talented company.

​@@montystar 1000% agree. Netflix and Amazon are just factories for producing quantities of junk, but not quality.

Sounds a bit like 'modern society', but people have been conditioned to think the daily glitchiness is "normal".

That's the Soviet era movie Stalker. Thebesda is just the Zone.

Bethesda: "Inspiring The Best Glitchcore Horror since 1986"

i think it might be because real ppl are glitching it is def more disturbing than in game 😂

@@ZestonN OMFG! thats got to now be a new type of game genre GlitchCore as id play those games for sure it be hilarious.

First it was low poly Rowan and now we have low poly Ben

@@senpie6639 For low poly Hamish there would be no visible difference, though.😅

*glitching comment*

This

Spock and Kirk in the 2013 Star Trek game.

🏹🦵

I used to be a Rowan like you, but then I got launched to the stars. Classic!

@@eliasar5051 "Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh, what am I saying - of course you don't."