I want a "things Riley is allergic to Bracket"

"ive never had apple juice" "ive never had milk" "ive never had peanuts" I'm starting to think riley isn't quite qualified to do these things

grant saying "I don't drink coffee" might actually be the biggest twist of this entire channel.

Can we get a Riley’s allergy bracket already

Pronouncing "Orangina" like "vagina" is certainly a powerful choice

You guys should do this like the music ones... where you have to taste each one in the first round and then you can decide more well informed

The energy in this one was different. So adversarial, like roommates who are just over each other’s bullshit. I loved it.

"it's two syllables, you fuckass" has immediately become one of my favorite throwaway lines

I knew long COVID was a thing, but I didn’t know the lack of taste would last so long on you guys.

Can’t wait to see Graydon’s “shaved cat”. This is not an innuendo

we cannot look past riley trying to bounce sweet tea in the first round for sunny d 😭😭

Coffee losing to Squirt is the red wedding of this channel

Squirt beating out coffee in every single one of it's possible forms might just be the most psychotic take that has ever come out of one of these brackets and that says a lot as it has some SERIOUS competition.

this video was an excruciatingly visceral experience, I've never felt such deep hatred for 3 people.

Grant was in his supervillain arc for this one

Unlike everyone else I dont normally think Hivemind's takes are that bad but holy shit this bracket has some stinker takes. Red Bull Over Milk? Vitamin Water over Cream Soda? Lacroix over Sprite? Squirt over Coffee?

Boys are in rare form. Just being funny. Not a lotta skits. Just them being themselves and cracking me up.

As AJR would say, this video makes me ‘thirsty, thirsty, thirsty’. Almost like when Graydon stole all the water supply from my small Australian town back in ol ‘93!

You guys should do a bracket winning bracket where you just vote on all of the winners of previous brackets based on nothing but vibes to try and figure out what the best thing is

I’m a new hivemind enjoyer and I haven to say what I really enjoy is the contrast between hosts, we have guy and the other guy

Riley is so good at wordplay that he said "Kombucha has a *culture*al problem", and nobody caught the pun.

I never cease to be amazed by how insane the bracket picks always are

I still can't tell if Riley being allergic to everything is a bit or real lol

It’s funny to me that Riley and Grant have so much in common that Graydon’s opinion pretty much never matters unless he agrees with them

I've never been more deflated by a hivemind take than the final matchup in this video

wasnt expecting graydon to roll in a barrel of root beer and do the “root beer barrel one gulp challenge”… but i’m impressed to say the least

9 months later and this is still easily the worst bracket they've ever made

Wasn’t really expecting “Blood of your enemies” to make it on here, but Dignan highly suggested it so it must be really good

Work was so bad today and I got to come home and watch this, making my day significantly worse. Please do razzleberry peace tea on the next beverage bracket

Choosing Mountain Dew over Sweet Tea is actually insane. I appreciate the root beer love though! Also, I don't know what happened, but as soon as round 1 was over you guys hit some kind of flow state. This video was funny before, but after that point was gold.

this video felt especially unlimited and i love it

i agree with the choice of the thug shake being the best drink

I love the survey of asking what our favorite album of all time is, then teasing another bracket video, just for it to be a drinks bracket 😭

The ending of Graydon's reaction to squirt winning and his victory dance make me think that he would be a super fun dad. Awesome video

the way graydon pronounces jarritos is so funny I love these little gringos😭

Didn't expect the Grimmace Shake to win

The McJizz winning the entire bracket was the exact plot twist the Hivemind Cinematic Universe needed 😢

It’s honestly surprising how your main channel hasn’t gotten over 1M subs by now. Your content is so refreshing from what I normally see and the humor is so unique. I hope y’all go hella far 👍

I saw Dignan at a pool in Detroit yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and went to the lockers, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my pool noodles I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen bright pink rubber duckies in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the rubber duckies and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical interference,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly. Then he hit me in the head and I woke up from dreaming.

wow graydon’s explanation behind choosing mtn dew at a restaurant that serves pepsi products felt like he was inside my brain

50:30 the issue with the brackets is that they are RANDOMLY ASSIGNED into slots. If yall made a poll ahead of time and let patreon subscribers or youtube members vote, then that could create the seeding for the bracket, creating more genuine matchups. This prevents something good from being fucked out in the 1st round, and prevents MUG rootbeer from making it to the final 4 because it would have to face better competition early, as it would be a lower seeded drink.

we should add water to the next bracket and watch as graydon and grant collectively vote for literal piss to move on lol

u guys should do strawberry fanta, hug barrels, sunkist, pepsi, matcha latte, arizona, shamrock shake, frosty, modelo, lean, belle delphines bathwater etc. for the next one👍👍

Graydon bringing up hummus as a type of coffee and it being retroactively added into the bracket and winning was a really wild decision but hey, this is the kind of brave decision making that resulted in Graydon being cast as Jason Bourne in the upcoming 2024 “Jason Bourne goes to Starline”

I’m laughing man I googled coffee enema and it came up with “There is no scientific evidence to support any positive health claim for this practice, and medical authorities advise that the procedure may be dangerous.”

The realization that chili is a bean so it’s “coffee” was hilarious

Dr. Pepper losing in round 1 is criminal

the fact that riley reid has never had apple juice is crazy

Ive been watching you guys so long. i've suffered through your terrible takes, music and otherwise, gotten depressed on how youve absolutely demolished my favorite things. Some days i've contemplated never watching you guys again. But the fact that Squirt won this bracket takes that all away. Finally, the best take in the world. Squirt truly is legendary and it is an honor that you guys see that as well. Thank you hivemind

the fact that bunbagerg lost to lacroix is genuinely making me ill. every fizzy drink bundaberg makes is the best of it’s kind except for sarsaparilla and cream soda.

"A Pixie stick mixed with metal" is one of my favourite quotes

The flashback to dignan summoning the kool-aid man by making a pentagram with the kool-aid packet and slitting his wrist over the pentagram then makes the kool-aid man kill someone, top him off, Then leave, is great

“Squirting across the finish line” 😂💀

this was such a great video! piss winning was probably the best outcome possible, glad it happened!

legitimately the mr pibb and jarritos round killed me. my two favorites

My vulgar parrot died from drinking some alcohol I left near his cage, Tequila Mockingbird

Squirt winning is the best thing that has happened to me in a long time. Dignan just walked into my room and won't stop babbling about the fall of Byzantium. He hasn't blinked once

Immediately pushing Tussionex, Wockhardt, Actavis, and Tris to the finals was an odd choice, but you guys got it!

Can't believe you missed the opportunity to call milk + red bull = bull's milk

Once you do enough brackets, y'all should do a bracket winners bracket, where its just every single bracket winner duking it out

I love all 3 of you and what you’ve built here and I will support you as long as it’s possible for me to do so. With that being said you 3 should be put on trial for this one. I’m not even mad I just want to cry.

one little known Graydon fact is that the reason Lil Yachty took the wock to Poland is because Graydon took a holiday there in the summer of 2016 and accidentally forgot to bring his wock stash, which is actually his beverage of choice. so i was not surprised to see the wock take home the crown in this bracket! great video !!

really didn’t expect graydons homemade concoction of methamphetamine and pond water to win but it must be really good! i’d love to try it if he ever stops exclusively selling to his primary market of 5th graders and banana republic customers :)

5:49 the way Riley gets quite when he cusses is so funny 😭

I can feel the hot takes coming, and I'm so excited

Dr Pepper not winning or let alone getting out of the first round is making me wanna jump infront of a train. Great video guys :)

this channel inspires me everyday to wake up, breathe in, breathe out, spend time in nature, exercise, eat healthy, and kill so i can witness gruesome deaths. yay hivemind! much love ❤️

Dude at work just drinks Monsters all day and gets kidney stones twice a year.

this might be my favorite hivemind video other than the bits bracket

Love these videos!! Wish these guys would just kiss already!! 😂😂😂

I'd say my favorite beverage is probably a nice glass of milk. It used to be iced tea, but when I was 10 I was drinking iced tea and DJ Grant kicked down my door and shot both of my parents in between their eyes. But I'd still put iced tea at an A! Love you three.

Having some Jarritos appreciation is BEAUTIFUL.

This is a mix of Graydon and Dignan

the squirt jokes have me dying lmaooo

I now know the crushing despair of having your #1 pick (Dr Pepper) get eliminated first round. How dare you

in hospital right now this couldn’t have come at a better time. Love you guys ❤️

I always think everyone's just joking when they say these guys are psychopaths and murderers until they make a food video and then I question that a little

This is a certified Hivemind classic and I haven't even finished it because I have work at 6am

Love how when Graydon is talking about his arm breaking he leaves it on the table for a little bit like it was with the pillow😭

Graydon had me fucking crying at the end when he went on his vulgar streak, idk why but it just really got me with how frustrated it made Riley, a real good climax for the buildup of squirt jokes throughout the video

How did they not just show standard water. Having Dasani as the water in this bracket is terrible also I’m still laughing at the squirt jokes

This is the funniest bracket they've ever done

so brave to eliminate Diggy juice first round

Riley’s worst takes bracket next!!

Dr. Pepper going out in the first round triggered my fight or flight response

thank you lord for this unexpected yet fire glimpse of life that's new Hivemind content on my daily basis

My favorite part is when Graydon rolled out a barrel of root beer for the one gulp root beer barrel challenge, honestly impressed

riley going all in for barqs is so real and so important

dasani does quench your thirst, salt literally keeps you hydrated never understood how people don’t get that

Not having dr. Pepper go through is crazy

I knew going into the video i would cringe but i had no idea... LOVED the video as always! Never change guys.

that homemade craft rootbeer with like real cane sugar at some mom and pops bookstore in the middle of nowhere in the rockies in a tiny itty bitty town better be on the next one

i need a courtroom style transcript of this video tattooed on my body, i laughed so hard

Didn't expect Riley to be so passionate in the Motor Oil vs. Battery Acid matchup! Fun video, though maybe you should lower Graydon's seat a little so we can't see his circuitry. It's indecent and heretical.

come on guys let’s SHAVE! THAT! CAT!

You can take a seat, Dr. Horchata will be with you shortly.

30:58 is one of the best quips Riley has ever made

I don't have much devotion to this one so I'm just hoping they make as many bad choices as possible edit: PERFECT

Can’t believe y’all didn’t put Fanta on this bracket. Top Tier drink 🥤

I dont know about anyone else, but I thought Riley's hat was a creature with a big ole' mustache for WAY too long