Beyond Measure | Episode 246

Beyond Measure | Episode 246 | NEW RORY & MAL

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#HipHop #Podcast #dreamville #jcole #drake
Time Stamps:
00:00:00 - Start
00:00:15 - Recapping Patreon Convo About Teachers
00:03:00 - What Is Red Pill?
00:05:05 - Sharing DC Memories
00:06:08 - Mal Lost His Girl To Jay-Z / Dirty Macking
00:14:52 - Rory Taking Jail Friend To Club
00:21:40 - Mal Drinks Around One Girl
00:23:29 - Random Chef In Dallas
00:26:00 - Mal's Housewarming
00:28:00 - Week Recap With Fiends/Dreamville
00:30:53 - Julian's Interaction With J Cole
00:34:14 - Bas & Julian Brought Rory To The Club
00:36:47 - Rory Was Hating
00:38:19 - Three Rules After Breakup
00:39:33 - Demaris Hating On Mal & Julian
00:45:46 - Hookah With Summer Walker / Same Birthday
00:46:39 - Mal Goes Too Far
00:47:56 - Drake Posting Free Tory Lanez
00:49:49 - Trump's Wild Weekend Comments
00:52:20 - Joe Biden Debating Trump
00:54:08 - Wendy Williams Health Situation
01:05:48 - When To Act Crazy / Bear Anatomy
01:08:01 - Elephant Girl On Tinder
01:10:03 - Lord Jacob Rothschild
01:11:11 - Shane Gillis SNL Performance
01:20:00 - SNL's Audience & How To Improve
01:26:14 - Are All Artists Really Artists?
01:29:33 - Middle America / Woke Generation
01:34:52 - First "Wow Moment" With Celebrity
01:37:41 - Orlando Brown Making Love To Drake, Tyga, Usher
01:39:13 - Von Dutch Hats / Rory's Shoes
01:41:48 - Demaris Loves Ice Spice
01:43:56 - Voicemail
01:48:12 - Best Cities For Action
01:55:14 - Best Cities For Str*p Clubs
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@furiousrobinson 4 ай бұрын

R&M numbers should be going crazy, this podcast has been on fire the last 2 months

@greg02p 4 ай бұрын

They aren’t buying views lol

@furiousrobinson 4 ай бұрын

@@greg02p wake that up!

@justadude1477 4 ай бұрын

They are underrated as fuck.

@wpbdog1625 4 ай бұрын

They barely care about the blood themselves. How are other folks gonna get excited about it?🤷🏾‍♂️

@greg02p 4 ай бұрын

I wouldn’t say they don’t care. Only one I can say treat it just as a job is Mal but he’s gotten much better!

@obedofficial. 4 ай бұрын

This crew has been on fire since being indy. Longer episodes 🙌🏽

@prtk_m 4 ай бұрын

Wait fr? The reason for 2h ep’s coz of them not being with Sirius or w/e?

@teondadunn1148 4 ай бұрын

Yooo two hours is plenty.

@prettyricky2001 4 ай бұрын

Agree

@shadyshady3390 4 ай бұрын

Because they gotta show n prove now 😂

@RatedKwong1 4 ай бұрын

when did they go indy?

@nicosoultani.762 4 ай бұрын

Mal is humble because most people in his position would have a special segment with a theme song called “adventures with jay” or “me and jay in our heyday”.

@BRIKSFYOS 4 ай бұрын

He probably does off camera

@allygunzz 4 ай бұрын

@@BRIKSFYOSnah he doesn’t rory said like 2-3 episodes ago that he tries to get Mal to tell him those type of stories

@mizzyfit_334 4 ай бұрын

Mal is old school he’s not chasing clout

@WilliamWKnowles 4 ай бұрын

Get J. Cole on the pod!!!

@eldono6964 4 ай бұрын

That’s gonna be the take off fr!

@RatedKwong1 4 ай бұрын

julian had one job lolllll

@cookingwitchefzayy8830 4 ай бұрын

This was a funny af episode but we officially learned Jay Z can do no wrong in mal eyes I swear😂

@MyLondell 4 ай бұрын

When a man that put you on and gave you your lifestyle does that in the eyes of the public and on camera they are perfect. Have some loyalty bro

@sknatheartist 4 ай бұрын

@@MyLondell There's loyalty then there's blind loyalty. Some ppl would put you on and hold that over ya head, that's where the blind loyalty plays a role. Let me treat you however I want bcuz I put you on, not saying Jay did this but there are ppl like that. He's saying Mal is teetering on blind loyalty lol.

@MyLondell 4 ай бұрын

@@sknatheartist when it comes to the public dont throw no dirt on his name

@sknatheartist 4 ай бұрын

@@MyLondell yea I understand that standpoint

@peaceiladel83 4 ай бұрын

This has to be one of their funniest pods ever! 😂😂

@haroldsido7237 4 ай бұрын

Bear meat on Julian’s cookies is insane😭😭😭

@terrancehector8161 4 ай бұрын

💯

@DEEVIL 4 ай бұрын

Julian saying OMG in the Will I Am voice is fkn hilarious!! 🤣

@sinamen516 4 ай бұрын

I like the color coordination in this episode 🤎

@ElijahtheSaint 4 ай бұрын

I love the chemistry of this podcast!! Lol

@briccs3830 4 ай бұрын

This whole episode was HILARIOUS, y’all really in your bag rn and we’re here for it

@andrewisdom2879 4 ай бұрын

I like the fact that they show be about regular conversations and not just gossip industry shit about rich people I dgafa.

@tyrodgers5504 4 ай бұрын

Content has been great last few episodes keep it going

@TheChrispay 4 ай бұрын

Mal: "I like my racism upfront" Also Mal: "Y'all taking Trump out of context"

@againistallodds1 4 ай бұрын

Julian saying Mal had Harriet Tubman on his wall didn't hit like it should have lol

@jenjen3254 4 ай бұрын

1:03:48 HILARIOUS! Demaris was on fire this episode.

@premiumdre5228 4 ай бұрын

I saw Eddin on COD and made sure I yelled "That's for Julian" when I capped eem

@breezington9362 4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@furiousrobinson 4 ай бұрын

That’s diabolical

@CAUECSU 4 ай бұрын

Asking issa to come out with a sketch show when she literally produced A Black Lady Sketch Show is...

@greg02p 4 ай бұрын

Yall definitely been podding lately, chemistry crazy!!

@vincetina3230 4 ай бұрын

Mal got dirty macked and he's in denial😅😂

@megamangman 4 ай бұрын

Facts. At first i was on his side, but then i had to listen to his story again and he definitely got dirty mac'd. Seeing my mans work up a shorty the entire night, then i pull her at the last minute is NASTY work.

@thecunninlynguist 4 ай бұрын

THIS IS HOV

@Villgaxx07 4 ай бұрын

You guys been on 🔥! "I said, HELLO MAL" Baby D, had me howling 😭

@terrancehector8161 4 ай бұрын

🤣💯

@haboh 4 ай бұрын

To Demaris: Issa was a part of a sketch show. A Black Lady Sketch Show and there was also Astronomy Club. Both shows just didn't get the promo to get the views they needed.

@Wise_Guy_1 4 ай бұрын

The Pod been amazing .. Salute to yall on good content, longer pods, and great chemistry.

@furiousrobinson 4 ай бұрын

“So you cook for a living” 🤣

@terrancehector8161 4 ай бұрын

Nah 😅

@princethomps 4 ай бұрын

Great Pod guys...loved it

@Y_espi 4 ай бұрын

The way I laughed with this episode!!! I had to come on YT for the visuals 🤣🤣

@tufftuneproductions9714 4 ай бұрын

Keep this same energy going forward guys, great episode.

@EarthTraveler3087 4 ай бұрын

Baby D be sending that energy to Mal now & then, now we get it she wanna get it. 😂

@munneypte4511 4 ай бұрын

She gonna start calling him Bighead next 😂

@Joules 4 ай бұрын

For what it’s worth, the thumbnail is a pretty good edit

@peterrich7128 4 ай бұрын

Crazy it took Mal 8 years to tell one interesting Jay story

@Mukka108 4 ай бұрын

Past statute of limitations 😂

@naimavibes6340 4 ай бұрын

Demarisssss 😂😂😂😂 the way that y’all talk to me was gon HAVE to change 41:05

@sportscenter4204 4 ай бұрын

This was a top 3 episode!!! 🔥

@OsoDolo 4 ай бұрын

Yall stepping it up with topics. I fuck wit it. Support 🤟🏾

@JulianTatum-Wortham 4 ай бұрын

Yo the start of the pod is crazy!!

@DonB3265 4 ай бұрын

Demaris can get it…deadass

@michaelbrown3895 4 ай бұрын

Yall be delivering dope shit.....SALUTE

@shacklebolt8701 4 ай бұрын

39:35 The way baby D was staring at Julian!😭😭😭

@rugratgilbert 4 ай бұрын

This might be the funniest episode they done in a long time

@Boomsz123 4 ай бұрын

Show is getting way better 👍 haven’t watched last few months but back the last 2 weeks all good episodes

@Its_Izzeee 4 ай бұрын

Best Pod of the year so far!! Demaris and Mal's dynamic is gold!!

@itstonyrockit 4 ай бұрын

“It made me a better marine” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@cuziepie 4 ай бұрын

love the longer episodes

@chase9340 4 ай бұрын

This. Legendary pod epsiode for sure. Mal continuing his MVP run which a legendary run. Julian and demaris 1,2 punch getting up there they punching crazy fr fr and shooting crazy from the feild. And rory being the assist fr 😂

@iambently 4 ай бұрын

lol Rory telling a story from the jbp days and I recognized it

@blunderrated 4 ай бұрын

hearing Mal singing “OMG” in a jokey way but still hearing actual vocals amidst the joke rubbed me the wrong way

@Qu33nie2much 4 ай бұрын

THAT COLOR COORDINATION 🙌🏾💕

@terrancehector8161 4 ай бұрын

💯

@thecunninlynguist 4 ай бұрын

was hoping the thumbnail would be mal getting his girl took by Hov with Rory in the cut. Demaris getting mad about their meat is 😂

@davidearle7209 4 ай бұрын

Your female friend getting mad cuz yo meat heavy is just wild 😂

@allistertenpenny6871 4 ай бұрын

Lmfao I'm picturing this being brought to Jay's attention and he hit Mal with the same line he hit Joe with "So what?" 🤣😂

@kikuchusss 4 ай бұрын

Love how Mal dresses. He has a pretty good eye for fashion and fits.

@issares5112 4 ай бұрын

Rory, Mal and Julian have been on FIRE lately 💪🏼✊🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

@Tanatanamontana 4 ай бұрын

Leaving the strip club to come back is the wildest behavior “I didn’t have enough” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@joeblackwolf17 4 ай бұрын

Great episode 😂❤❤❤

@SocialDrones 4 ай бұрын

Trump was paid to pardon those loser rappers. Shame on Julian for not saying that. Tory deserves to rot in prison.

@Mukka108 4 ай бұрын

Half the staff is nuts😂

@JuliansLazyEye 4 ай бұрын

Love this show.

@QuentinJetson3 4 ай бұрын

I love Demaris’ laugh 😂 lil shoulders get to bouncin

@mikefromdaville 4 ай бұрын

Mal def can crack Demaris if he hasn’t already. She did investigation on Mal 😂😂😂😂😂

@thestorm6127 4 ай бұрын

This episode was hilarious from beginning to end bruh

@derricksmith741 4 ай бұрын

😂y’all podding

@DaySoze 4 ай бұрын

Rory “Want me to do the sign-off?” 😂

@nikaf4298 4 ай бұрын

You’re overlooking us as a financier😂😂😂😂

@Bronxsoldier2004 4 ай бұрын

I’m starting to think Baby D the heart of the show. When she is in a good mood, the show is really funny and really good.

@mannyfresh5051 4 ай бұрын

Rory right bro lmao nobody wanna put any limits on wen nowadays, he ain’t saying they get what they deserve for what they dress In he’s talking about teaching children lmao

@ifitwaseazy9219 4 ай бұрын

Great pod.

@iRecreation15 4 ай бұрын

"it's like rubbing your stomach and patting your head at the same time" Mal: "it's nothing like that"

@reesebonez168 4 ай бұрын

Colorado Springs is very friendly 😂💪🏽 I gotta go bac lol

@tracktwelve905 4 ай бұрын

Great ep

@coreys1114 4 ай бұрын

Solid snl conversation. Shows how much demo effects views

@beatsbygenre 4 ай бұрын

I remember Rory told that Stadium story on the JBP - Classic homie court 😂

@MedusvEyes 4 ай бұрын

Demaris as for an "Issa Rae" type sketch show, there's Black Lady Sketch Show. She's been featured on there.

@peaceiladel83 4 ай бұрын

@1:49:50 Mal" It's swamp water is what I heard" 😂😂

@chuckvantoon 4 ай бұрын

Milwaukee, Minnesota is crazy Rory 😂

@Herloss2023 4 ай бұрын

Popped the SnapBack off is insane

@kevh3219 4 ай бұрын

Rory and Julian was right that was dirty macking and hating

@salvadorianmami 4 ай бұрын

This episode was funny asf 😂

@teeb2849 4 ай бұрын

Show been 🔥🔥

@taywilcox1374 4 ай бұрын

Mal stopping mid laugh to tell Rory "Yo don't eva look me in my eyes" 🤣🤣 Its a bear man

@chellebelles1536 4 ай бұрын

Mal we need a cartoon on this story!

@abtshoni 4 ай бұрын

"You walk around with auto-tune in your throat"😂😂😂

@BNel83 4 ай бұрын

I heard that laugh Baby D when Rory said "I've performed."

@CHADSTER954 4 ай бұрын

Yall was poddin today. 😂

@peaceiladel83 4 ай бұрын

@1:06:36 Mal and Demaris had me dying! 😂😂

@shenellrichardson4936 4 ай бұрын

This is a funny episode

@EpicGammingCrew 4 ай бұрын

Y’all were saying Vince would be the perfect SNL host, but he doesn’t have the name recognition yet. I think Tyler would be the perfect host tho. I think he’s just about at that star level, he’s already been a writer/actor of a sketch comedy series on adult swim, and he’s got massive white appeal lol

@TheShaylaV 4 ай бұрын

I definitely bumped brims with my bf in the SnapBack era 😂😂

@hunnitgz.444 4 ай бұрын

mal hit that "oh myyy god"

@uyiikhu-omoregbe3018 4 ай бұрын

My man said i have just been touched by God😂😂😂

@aarongraham4264 4 ай бұрын

🔥🔥🔥

@leejohn_bns 4 ай бұрын

13:55 should have told her climb the fire escape 😂 no way she was making it to the room

@brianpbillingsley3687 4 ай бұрын

1:44:22 I instantly said "and if she took her pins out then her hair would drop down to her calf".😅

@brandonWilliams-yr4re 4 ай бұрын

Con Dutch been back since 2019 ngl lol. I copped like 3 over the years I’m 28 and they were toughhhh growing up.

@GiLLMATIC21 4 ай бұрын

Mal saying you not supposed to get drunk at a open bar is nuts lmaoo

@luisrossjr3980 4 ай бұрын

* golf clap* for Baby D 'If it's Brown lay down' joke

@freddie6737 4 ай бұрын

The Orlando talk means y'all needa come to for a tour stop

@CircleSevenUp 4 ай бұрын

Rory bringing up the friend in the car story again so he can claim he was right.....again. We get it dawg lmao

@marcoervin7324 4 ай бұрын

I'm 35 and watch snl regularly.. they keep a good sketch in the tuck.

@NotebookLives 4 ай бұрын

Rory: “Do bears have big dicks?” Mal: “Don’t look me in my eyes and ask me no shit like that.” 😂😂😂😂 This whole part of the show is insanity lmao.

@thizzymarley93 4 ай бұрын

Y’all not mentioning Black Lady Sketch show was horrific to hear. Disgusting

@440brokenhomez5 4 ай бұрын

Gang Gang ❤ 4rm Buffalo NY

@mcr4583 4 ай бұрын

“what’s red pill..Republican?” lmaoo

@dumisa7 4 ай бұрын

Demaris: "Aw shit...stir it up Mal." Me: 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@thenyashowlive 4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂