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Just came to see if Job was God Tier.. all is well

I love how confidently Charlie announces that he knows who Isaac is and proceeds to confuse him with Abraham.

"Herod *tried* killing babies. What, were they too strong for him?" Best line.

I love how Charlie always talks about how religious he was as a kid, but knows next to nothing about the Bible.

It's only fitting that Jesus rates other biblical figures that his father wrote.

I actually appreciate that he committed to this instead of just doing a couple characters as a joke. Absolute Legend

Biblical lore corrections: Moses' sin was disobeying God's directions to speak to a rock to give water. He hit it instead. Aaron actually performed a few of the plagues so he's pretty cool too. Joshua led the military campaign to take back the promised land, and Rahab was a prostitute who helped the Israelite spies and in return was spared from the cities destruction. She is also in Jesus’ lineage. Deborah was a prophetess and judge. Gideon lead an attack on the Midanites through confusion tactics. He never fought in that battle; nobody did. The Midanites killed themselves. Samson had that weakness because he was under a Nazarite vow. He couldn't touch dead things, drink, or cut his hair. he did all that so he lost his strength and was blinded. At his deathbed, he asked God for strength once more, and he killed a bunch of Philistines by dropping a temple on them. Ruth and Boaz is a love story, and she is also an ancestor of Jesus. Eli is kinda bad. Samuel is important. Very important. There are two Sauls: King Saul, and Saul who became Paul Johnathan was David's best friend and Saul's eldest son. Satan took the form of a serpent to tempt Eve. Satan was cursed, but he wasn't bound to a snake's body. Solomon was a wise hoe. Elisha summoned bears to attack kids for calling him bald. Jezebel got yeeted out a window and her corpse got eaten by dogs. She was very much NOT alive when Jesus was. Jesus flipped the table because merchants made the temple into a shop and dealt in dishonest business. Never sinned. Nehemiah rebuilt Jerusalem's walls after 70 years in Babylonian captivity. They were utterly destroyed, and if I recall correctly, they were rebuilt around the entire city in 3 years. Haman was the one who wanted to annihilate the Jews during Esther's reign. Satan asked God to test Job to prove a point. God allowed all those bad things to happen, then gave him back double what he had lost. Isaiah prophesied about Jesus. Shadrach Meshach and Abednego did not burn. They were the ones who came out of the furnace unharmed. Joseph kinda of just disappeared from the Bible. I stopped watching after an hour 'cause I was tired. Might update later. John the Baptist lept while inside his mother's womb. He and Jesus were probably born months - even days - apart. The whole Jesus/Judas dynamic was to set up His crucifixion for the ultimate salvation of all men. Jesus knew His duty. He even prayed that God the Father would "take this cup from me," but ultimately, he surrendered to The Father's will. Stephen was the first martyr. I need to do more research on Timothy Silas helped shake up a prison by singing with Paul Mary Magdalene was the first to see Jesus after His resurrection as well Herrod was responsible for the massacre of all Jewish babies under 2 y.o. for fear of Jesus taking his throne. Zacharias and Elizzabeth were the parents of John the Baptist Simply put, the Anti Christ, along with the beast and the false prophet, will lead people to believe they are God, ultamitly leading them to hell. Then they go to war with The Holy Trinity and all the angels of Heaven, ending in their defeat and them being cast into the lake of fire. Lot's wife turned to salt because she looked back at the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah. Whether she actually turned to salt or just became ash is up to debate. Also, the men of Soddom went to harras the angels who went to warn Lot and his family of the coming destruction. He offered his daughters to the drunken men outside so they wouldn't desire the angels anymore. David was asked to collect 100 foreskins from Philistines he killed to marry king Saul's daughter. He ended up collecting 200. Sarah gave birth to Isaac, thus giving birth to the nation of Israel. It has been updated.

As a Christian who is a big Charlie fan and someone with many years of Bible class, this is both painful and hilarious

Elijah is easily S tier. First he dunks on the king to his face with a declaration of 3 year drought. The king is pissed and sends all his soldiers to kill Elijah, but can't find him for a whole 3 years. That is until Elijah shows up in front of the king again and challenges the king's 450 prophets to a 1v450 worship duel. He trash talks their god Baal the whole time, then actual God flexes on everyone by literally burning water and rock because Elijah asked. Best of all, instead of dying, Elijah drives straight to heaven in a chariot of fire, and as he goes he basically gives all his hamon to his student Elisha by passing on his cloak.

Cain was the first gamer, he turned on PvP and nobody has been able to find the menu that turns it off since

"He had a sexually inappropriate relationship with a younger woman mostly via text and email in 2017" Damn the bible goes hard.

"Wait, Joshua 2! There's a sequel?!!" I almost died right then and there, laughing.

“Jonah, I know he was swallowed by the whale-” *“Okay, well don’t spoil it.”*

Joseph is just “They bullied his little brother into slavery, then lived to regret it”

If you read further into Saul's story, he gets this huge redemption arc that explains how God can forgive even the worst sinner and he becomes insanely nice so I think he was kinda misjudged.

Man, Bible names vary so wildly between common and bland to epic and so unexpected.

As someone who has a degree in biblical studies and an avid watcher of charlie, this was hilariously amusing.

Rating bible characters is the most Charlie thing ever

As a Christian who tries to keep up with the lore, this is the funniest thing

Jesus is God tier. He got no filter. I remember once he said sum like “these people are like beautiful gravestones. They look pretty but they’re really just rotting corpses.” He’ll go up to peoples face and flat out call em hypocrites. Absolute mad lad

"I'll give mary god tier" cr1tical is a catholic confirmed

Finally, the internet Jesus ranks all of the bible characters.

*Abraham, is literally the father of the Jews* Charlie: “yea he looks stupid”

growing up in church and knowing all these characters while Charlie was trying to figure it out was a real brain trip

You're sleeping on Elijah. Elijah had a magic contest with pagan priests to prove whose god is real. When the priests did not able to perform any miracle, Elijah summoned fireballs from the sky to kill all the priests. When he's old, he had a chariot of fire uber drive to heaven instead of dying.

David: God Tier! He killed a giant man with a rock! Goliath: Really Bad! He got killed by a rock. What a loser. The perfect rating scale. 👌🏽

Damn, Jesus really put himself in god tier and placed his dad beneath him… the rebellious son arc has begun.

I did a bit of research on why Elisha summoned bears to maul the kids. The Jewish people at this point were starting to worship other gods as well as Yahweh, most notably the Canaanite gods, and sacrificed children to them. Apparently they aren't children, but young men or "youths"(na'ar in hebrew). They were telling Elisha to "go up" , there are multiple interpretations of what this means. The one that makes sense to me is that when they were telling him to go up they meant it in a geographical sense. To go up to a mountain altar which was in a location mentioned earlier in the chapter and sacrifice to Baal and abandon Yahweh.

Samson is a wild character. Once while traveling in the wilderness, he found a carcass of a lion with swarms of bees and bloody lion honey. He gave it to his parents, and a verse literally says, "and samson did not tell them that he had found it in the carcass of a lion."

Samson is such a gigachad. Dude had superhuman strength and killed entire armies, and all of his power came from his flowing Chad locks. When he was captured and finally died he brought down an entire building with him and killed thousands more with him.

Gideon is an underrated badass He pulled the "if you're really god the proove it " card somewhere around 3-5 times Invented the spartan military because he had an army of 300. And he destroyed so many of the Baal altars the israelites worshipped that he was renamed Jerubaal Idk why that last one is important but the story emphasized the whole jerubaal thing.

Important information about David and Goliath. David used a sling, not a slingshot. Slings can throw projectiles with pretty good speed and accuracy. Imagine a baseball pitcher throwing a fastball, but they have another arm joint that allows the baseball to go even faster. That's a sling.

Samson was a reverse Saitama, where the longer his hair is the greater his strength. And the arc about the city of Sodom, where that one guy got drugged and raped by his two daughters in a cave, starting two of the most sinful clans, was extremely weird. Also I remember during the Jericho arc when the Israelites were ordered by God to encircle around the city and flex on the Jericho guys by playing instruments and parading before destroying the wall. The Bible is unironically one of the craziest lore to have ever existed. Especially if you read the fights of Revelations, which is filled with lovecraftian level of fights.

"He had a sexually inappropriate relationship with a younger woman mostly via text and email in 2017" made me wheeze more than anything else in the Bible

Cain: *Murders own brother* Charlie: Best of the Best for this man

As someone who also went to Sunday School as a kid, I can confirm that Satan was not cursed to be a snake. He simply disguised himself as a snake to tempt Eve into disobeying God, which he succeeded in.

I can’t believe y’all failed to mention Jesus could literally walk on water. His chakra control was nutty.

Nebuchadanezzar was s tier. Dude lived as a cow for 10 years just being naked and grazing on grass. Then just woke up up and continued running the country. Absolute unit.

I want to add something very cool, Shadrach, Meshach and Abednago were thrown in the fire, Nebuchadnezzar himself saw all three not burned nor hurt at all, and also saw another person, like unto the Son of God. I love that you guys searched for information on what I love as reading the Bible, keep going guys.

Another part about Samson that justifies his place in God Tier: After the woman cut his hair and stripped him of his strength, Samson was infuriated by this. He tracked the woman down to a party in a nearby palace, and became so enraged that he collapsed the two pillars holding up the roof, which crushed everyone in the palace to death.

As a student at a Christian college, I can confirm that this list is accurate, even before watching it. Edit: none of y'all know what a "Bible College" is, so I changed the verbiage. hope that helps.

I'm sorry but a Bible Anime would be sick as fuck.

If Charlie did the little known characters he would've stumbled upon the badass that is Ehud. Man was put to the task of killing a king to save the oppressed people and he solid-snaked that shit. The first time he visited the king, he reconned the place. And then he came back later and literally told the king "Here's a message from God." Stabs him straight through the gut then dipped w/o alerting any of the guards.

“Jeremiah” “Oh he was a bullfrog” This made me laugh. Exactly what I would have said lol.

Jacob did not just wrestle any angel. He wrestled Michael the archangel for an entire day. Jacob is a pretty massive chad. Then he had twelve kids who would father the twelve nations of Israel.

This liquid ladder is definitely going to be an S tier when Charlie's rates all his past tier lists

I really like how nuanced Bible characters are.

"Oh I *know* Isaac. Isaac was tasked to take his son to the top of a mountain and kill him...." Me a Theology student: Oh boy, here we go...

We need a ranking of the Greek Gods, shits straight goofy in the best ways

Charlie Aka “Jesus” put himself on S tier

1:15:23 this made me laugh so hard💀😭

I understand youre no longer religious but please refrain from blasphemy and definitely don’t do it in such a public manner where you can become a stumbling block for others.

I'm surprised no one remembered Satan fighting Jesus in the desert for like, 40 days. Satan was a straight up anime villain.

I lost my absolute shit at 1:15:10 when they read that Zacharias went to the hospital and was caught thirst trapping via email and text at 1 AD

The three stooges who walked into the furnace thing should actually be God tier. They lived, according to the story that is

Charlie, "I was very religious" Also Charlie: Basically doesn't know any of the characters or stories from the Bible 🤣

Moses when he’s not allowed into the promised land: “you can’t do this to me, I started this company. DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED!?”

omg Jesus is in God Tier while God is in Best Tier This is comedy gold for actual Christians like me LOL

I pay the internet just to see Jesus ranking his own characters totally worth it

Charlie: Joshua 2!? There’s a sequel!!! The fact that their understanding of the Bible is so bad and they’re taking it as like an anime is super funny

Incoming “Charlie put himself on S tier” jokes

I'm going to be honest. I'm not Christian and I don't watch anime but if there was a genuinely well made anime that told stories from the Bible but with the epic action scenes of a shonen anime I would be it's fuckin number one fan, I would download a streaming service just to watch that and I would force my friends to watch it too because that would be amazing

Watching Charlie's explanation for the bible is hilarious, especially the parts where he's wrong. I love this lmao

John hella underrated. Young man: Jesus’s favorite, only one who didn’t abandon him, took care of Mary. Old man: wrote best gospel, patron saint of friendship, immune to poison and boiling water (scared the Romans so they exiled him), inspired bandits to turn from crime, lived to 100, stopped giving advice other than “little children, love one another”

God is a definite S-tier. You know that guy invented water, right? Dope.

Just to clarify, Jesus flipping a table was in reaction to money trading and unholy acts being done in Gods temple He walked to the temple with one or two of his disciples and saw the market and unholy actions being done in the temple He lost it and flipped tables, freed all the animals and chased everyone out of the temple with a whip and berating them for disrespecting God

Upset they never found out what happened with Shadach, Meshlach, and Abednego, easily S tier for surviving being thrown in a furnace.

Jesus is the OG pro gamer, he was the first to respawn.

Moses actually wasn't allowed into the Promised Land because he took credit for God's miracles in a fit of anger. (I.e: the Israelites were complaints about being thirsty and said theyd be better off in Egypt with Pharoah. So out of anger Moses hits the rock with his staff and water comes out and says something like, "See what I do for you?!") And then God was all like, "Ummmm... excuse me?" Moses did get to at least see the Promised Land, and remained one of God's most beloved prophets

“Jesus flipped a table.” “Was that why he was killed?”😂😂😂

Never in my life did I think I would ever witnessed this kind of a tier list lol

This is the funniest blasphemy I've seen in a while.

"Mordecai" "Is he the Hanukkah guy?" "Maybe, he's from Borderlands" really got me.

Jesus being biased about His own people is a bold move, but He is never wrong

I would personally put Elijah in god tier. He: - went againts hundreds of fake prophets - lit a fire on beef drench with water - split water moses style eventhough not as big of an ocean as moses - doesnt die (its not like he resuracted Lazarus or Jesus style, he just litteraly doesnt die and just ascended to heaven) - rides a fire chariot pulled by fire horse - makes a bird delivers him a bread when he is hungry in the dessert - revives a dead kid - when king ahab and jezebel goes againts him and God, he makes the entire country suffer from drought and after he is done with it, he litteraly summons rain - Hundreds of years after he goes to heaven, He even goes to earth once on top of a hill meeting Jesus together with moses just chatting with God for a while and just ascend again He is pretty hardcore when it comes to bible character

As a Christian, this is somehow both the best and most frustrating video I have ever seen. I love it!

"Joshua 2? There's a sequel?" made me laugh so much harder than it should have

“He’s bald, he should be bottom tier.” **Three bears would like to know your location**

Theyre like SO close to knowing an entire bible story it hurts

Quick Bible correction: Isaac was the one who was supposed to be killed and Abraham was the one who was supposed to kill him. I am however only 5 minutes in the video and when posting this comment I'm assuming you guys didn't know. I'll continue watching.

Guarantee there's gonna be at last 100 people saying Charlie should put himself at S-tier.

Why the bible is the greatest novel: Crazy plot twists (Judas betraying Jesus, lucifer becoming satan, Cain and Abel, etc...) GIGANTIC roster of characters Multiple plots Love, betrayal, etc... Description everywhere Likeable/loveable characters Every genre of literature (almost) 2 books Badass characters, (Moses, Job,, etc) And a thousand other reasons

honestly think lucifer should be god tier since every villain trope has been based of his story, the fallen angel trop, the looming threat trop, the manipulative villain trope, the beast trope and many more

I'm in tears over the time travelling Zacharias 😂😂

Watching Jesus get the story of Isaac wrong right off the bat is crazy.

Jesus: Literally cannot die, and one-shots Satan with a meteor at the end of Revelation. "Kinda lame." I mean writing-wise, yeah it was like 2 sentences and the fight was over, BUT COME ON!

Gideon did not deserve such a low spot. Some consider Gideon to be the greatest of all the judges.

Charlie: “I went to church every Sunday” Also Charlie: “Nuh-him-E-yuh”

Him immediately mixing up Abraham and Isaac when Christianity is an “Abrahamic religion” is hilarious

shadrach, mishach, and abendigo actually walked around and talked to eachother in the furnace like they weren't on fire, scaring the shit out of the king

I love how your comments are in some way emulating your vocabulary and making it completely entertaining to read through trust me these are timeless

Love seeing you guys take an interest in the Bible. Greatest story ever told - keep digging!

57:22 Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego didn’t die in the furnace when they were thrown in. They walked out unharmed, and Nebuchadnezzar was so moved that the professed his faith in God, promoted all three (and a fourth person who was in the furnace) to high office, and threatened to brutally execute anybody that spoke ill of them. They deserve more than Meh

"What was Joshua known for? Well, he's actually known for this movie-" *ad cuts in* "SUICIDE SQUAD"

9:18 "He's fighting, like, Pigeotto or something" LMAO I fucking died

It’s ironic cause Charlie has the Jesus physique

too bad the bible hasn't been given an anime yet, but the manga is amazing.

Shadach, Meshlach, and Abednego is god tier if you only knew what happened after getting into the furnace

Charlie has a unique qualification to rank these, since he is in fact Jesus.