WAAAAAAA HOOOOOOOO

meow

Finished the video.

Make it rain

#akgnotificationsquad I love the Lord of War movie, wish a thing similar to the plot didn’t happen and I hope it won’t happen again.

So no one?

Lol

Same fans who want the rim lowered by 2 feet.

Top comment award 🏆

Wait WNBA has fans??

Came to the comments for this lol

and then he did run for congress

i came to comment on this 😂

Bro you beat me to the comment , the night he’s talking about is probably the night he started seriously considering running 😂

"I am no longer joking, make good laws or I will simply make them for you."

Donut for President!

This has aged well

It’s cannon now

i was just about to comment this

Hahaha I definitely couldn’t hold the laughter in at that point

Canadian here, just posted that on my social media.

As a Marine Corps veteran, I can confirm that sheep and other livestock have been sexually abused by taliban and other tribal groups in Afghanistan! 🤮🤮

This dog is dead

My head hurts... I need to be more careful when I'm rolling on the floor laughing 😂

Correction We get: DEFEAT

We got a dude who plays in a woman's sports league.

_This is the worse trade in the history of trade deals, maybe ever_

We get pothead

*Obscure tall woman that no one cares about and takes every chance to hate on the USA.

Oh for sure he even teased it when he made the atf testimony video , Matt says I got the best hair in congress and brandon replies with “ for now “ 😂

Agreed and not to mention that this corrupt government shouldn't spout a single word about "gun control" anymore either.

Kamala needs her totally-not-slave-labor though

"basketball player"

Imagine being a Democrat advocating for gun control after this. I know their hypocrisy knows no limits, but whew.

@@speedybuilds2878 imagine being a democrat at all 🤮

Who got caught because of weed.

Chill man for vape liquid

what's the WNBA?

I hope she knows that people are gonna die because of her, because of this.

Czar Biden would've gave him up no matter what. Don't hate juwanna Mann for it

I never got in on the established titles, but from what I got from other videos is that the sponsors advertised it as a real title i.e. you could have the word lord in front of your name on cards and such and not because they promised that they will be royalty, if that makes sense. But to before it is still good as a gag gift

I was going to make the same comparison to that company that names stars for a fee.

@@Mark-so7ue Actually, in the U.S., you may use any name you wish without a formal name change thru a court procedure, as long as you are not trying to commit a fraud. I am reasonably sure the law is the same in other countries. (You have to use your real on documents such a passport and driving licence. The sponsor wasn't promising as much a people read into the ad. I didn't think it was a scam any more than the ads saying these war games are free to play. They are free only for the grace period. After that, you start paying for upgrades etc. I understand that they paid pretty good to sponsor the u-tuber. The loss of that revenue will affect a channel's ability to produce new videos. It has already done so for one channel, reducing the number of videos it produces each week.

What so you mean to say that a star isn't actually named after my son??! The shock

@@chreyzor Unless your son is named Sonny.

As a fellow Canadian, I second this motion

Here here

Yes please

Hang in there, my frozen brothers!

As a Texan I feel so bad that you have an anti gun tyrant

Yea just what we need, 2 more bootlickers in power.

@CeltKnight This would never happened… Even if they tried to do good … they would end up corrupted or falsely accused for some BS thing … this happening all over the world in political sectors …

@@Damitsall -Just what I need, some asshat trolling from his mom's basement. Get on with ye.

You accidentally described Canadian Parliament. Super serious issues, often about guns, but instead of actually doing anything one way or an other they just hurl random childish insults at each other until the Speaker tells them to STFU and adjourns Parliament with nothing getting done. Yes, it is entertaining.

how could the wnba afford this?

Facts

@@hungryburger1170 easy, they’re subsidized by the NBA

And alot of people are actually going to die now that the " merchant of death" is not only out of prison but has the full backing and deep pockets of the Russian federation now. An arms dealer freed in the middle of a war. I bet he's going to be used by Russia to buy stuff from Iran, north Korea, China and Venezuela. Victor bout is back in business and alot of people are actually going to die now. Hell drop off tens of thousands of ak47s to people all over Africa and get Russia the weapons they need. Victor bout is probably how Russia will get Thier semiconductors or chips that are so desperately needed. It's fuc$king scary though he's got the full backing of Putin and some deep pockets

Don't know why, but every now and then the stars align and our paths cross in this infinite KZfaq universe. This may be the 3rd time I've seen a comment from you in a random vid without searching and it's freaking me out

@@anthropomorphicself-loathi4495 shhhh hes part of the conspiracy......

You guys just have good taste in toilet viewing content

I only shaved the bear because he took my picnic basket.

@@rustyshackleford6369 we're all cultured toilet entertainment connoisseurs

I dunno... bears might make rpgs a better home defense option. Maybe even some surplus motorized armor.

I say the MG platform. Make MGs Unrestricted Again. Delete the FBI, CIA, NSA, and ATF.

I made the same fucking comment 😂😂😂

Shit, you know Governor Carriker would be like "Is the door to the Governor's office bullet proof? Let's find out! We'll start with .22 Long Rifle...."

No, salty cracker governor, razorfist & Alex Jones as senators, Sleazy P Martini as treasurer, Paul Harrell as secretary of defense, Count Dankula as secretary of free speech, R Lee Emery as secretary of butthurt fee fee’s/“safe space” coordinator/UN delegate, Gun Jesus armament procurement, angry cop sherif, & Sam Kennison head of complaints department, THATS a team I could back

@@patrickancona1193 I say no to Alex Jones… Let that man just… Fade into obscurity…

@@MarkusxJxKeetz i feel like he deserves at least half a term just for the hell of it. lets see what happens

Where has John Ward gone?

cry more

@@charlesmiv3842 hey Charlie do you know you can hide that information right

@@600wheel Canada is better off with less guns. They're actually smart. They don't have mass shootings like we do.

@@charlesmiv3842 its not really less guns. We all have them. In order to squire one we have to take training and prove we are responsible sorta the same as driving (and have a doc, any doc say we are sane if I remember correctly) so it does keep them out of the hands of the kind of idiots who would do something like that.

@@charlesmiv3842 The reason for that is that Canada has a population of 37 million while the United States has a population of 330+ million. I'm Canadian and I would love to have more access to guns

The gun is good.....

Gun is love, Gun is life

Become gun

Make Gun gun again.

Eventually you feel like gun all the time

I wanna see these KZfaq guys in Congress

Same, work’s been killing me today

I have class in an hour and finals next week… god my soul feels like dying

@WeThe People I’m 2 monsters deep and it’s only 1:30P.M.

@@Will-mk5pj As a college student I feel that. My finals start on Monday.

I can’t believe that guy isn’t a felon or prohibited possessor for some other reason. With looks like that I won’t even entertain the notion he doesn’t do drugs.

@@breadmenv he deffinetly does drugs

@@breadmenv he aint actually a bad dude ya he probly smokes weed but i dont think he does any thing ealse but he is actually cool from what i have seen becuse i have watched him go and play mtg on the command zone and with some other people and some of the other things he has done

@@breadmenv He's actually a really smart and caring dude, the looks is part of the industry and his style. I could probably look at a picture of you and assume a list of things aswell.

@@xxblueflame-reaperxx2266 I don’t even know what the bottom half of that comment is supposed to mean.

it may have been alopecia... I'd be worried about the bears husband.

fill the power washer with nair & go to town. from a distance...

Shaving a bear requires a LOT of tranquilizers. The bear might even need some too.

It takes lots of vodka.............................for the bear

@@mfree80286 You owe me a new keyboard for all of the grog that I sprayed all over my last one!

😂

This aged well😂

This aged perfectly

He went there

make his 4 years

Why does office keep running away 🤔? Why do so many people have to keep running for it

As I recently replied both the cats in our militia would hastily volunteer to listen to Brandon! Hellboy's been bothering me for a Glock ever since the police broke down our door and overwhelmed him. Poor Kitty still suffers from PTSD!

This would be like the queens christmas speech... would love it

Hear hear!

I would prefer to watch him fall into the fireplace.

He should explain it to congress like they are the cat cuz some of them are the dumbest people in the country.

I thaight that was a rumor.

It’s not the first time

😂 he's joking

I don't feel sorry, he broke a SPAS12

This was not our war he died in vain

Castreau has got to go!

How much 22 lr Deos it take to take down a bear if you could take down a bear with a 22 lr

@@Jisttoturn We may need an AM-180 to even have a fair shot at this.

Good luck sir. From Ohio. We have the opposite going on here which is nice. We just relaxed our gun laws and can carry anywhere or anything now ✌️

@@Jisttoturn You would probably have to pump it so full of lead that it couldn't walk anymore.

Puts on Canadians

Oh you just voiced not liking the situation. Shame you're going to consent to being euthanised within the week. Definitely consent.

You poor bastard

Is it true that people are getting euthanized, or is that just a goofy boofy tiktok meme?

@@jdpower9032 it’s true that maid is being drawn up I don’t know if it’s in full effect yet

Aged like fine wine.

charisma guns and that real yee haw energy, I'd vote for them if I was in the states

I think they would have a better chance at running for president.

Which province do you live in I don't want to be that guy but just go to Montana, North dakota or Minnesota. It's almost the same thing just with more liberty.

​@@louisthewetpussy8748well....you're being that guy. Unless we fly to Mexico and then walk up through Texas or New Mexico we can't just move to the U.S. It takes years of paperwork and applications etc. Trust me, if it were that easy there would be a huuggee number of new Republican voters in your country.

@@eggrolll just ask politely

Canada, where even the right wing politicians want to ban your guns....

@@eggrolll about a million Mexicans do it every year... why not?

You’re welcome down here brother, we need folks like you to protect them from sleepy joe

No, YOU have rights too, dont let them make you think you dont. What's happening in Canada at the moment is a step above what's happened recently in other countries, except most other countries got to keep hunting rifles..

I have family up there in the RMCP and they are ready to cut their loses and move here

You’re welcome here anytime. We need more people like you.

I generally don't support single issue candidates. But if I could convince my wife to move to Texas I'd vote for Brandon in a hot second.

@@markfergerson2145 a little late for that buddy

Still crying because of trumpty dumpty lost the election?

Brandon is better than half the people coming from El Paso, or Austin.

@@TunaFish1701 uhm, you're a little late too Clifford lol

yah now them things are scary as all get out mate. we have some in zoos in the UK and i'v patted one. but coming face to face with a wild one in your garden would be a really brown trouser moment. :)

Good luck bro, you'll really need it considering there will most likely be a boom in terms of wildlife population that will literally have 0 fear in heading to human populated areas.

The same people not considering wild life as a potential life threatening hazard, are the same people who think the world is overpopulated.

I was headed to the comments section to mention this. From what some folks who have lived in Alaska and Canada have told me, the moose is probably more often a threat to humans than bears. Which isn't to say bears and mountain lions aren't also occasionally a threat, though the cougars probably more often to pets than humans.

And don't forget the ravenous geeseses.

My mind is going to the dark side and they actually ARE dogs they shot then just photoshopped on a badge decent enough to be hidden in low quality calendars

the ATF shoot more dogs per year than European police shoot people. a sad fact.

Was going to mention that Moose are the far bigger issue here then bears.

@@NEEDbacon Especially if you are a buffalo statue during mating season

If I remember right, back when Russia owned Alaska they tried to fucking weaponize moose into war mounts (like horses...) It didn't end well.

@@reaperaf9511 Yup, they are not something you should mess with

@@NEEDbacon Yes, I hear stories from first nations men on how moose are a menace and how they drag there boats into the bush

Wait just a few years. Be sure to experience each part of the state. Especially the battle trails. Know our history.

Don't vote for cops

@@PrayingPanda Depends, what about donut operator and angry cop?

@@Aldnon did they abuse their authority? How many legitimate complaints did they have? Did they ever enforce any kind of gun control? Unlike other folks, cops have a documented history of their actions we can (read: should be able to) look at.

@@PrayingPanda Go search it for yourself, don't ask me, since I know you wouldn't believe me. Google is right in front of you.

As an Illinois citizen they have both of my votes

And my axe

@@ghandiman If somebody didn’t get the reference they would be really worried

i was gonna say would they even need to campaign???😂😂😂

As a furious Oregon citizen, you'd have my vote if it counted.

He was a bankman like his father was a bankman and his father before him

@@nothanks9503 is it possible to learn this power?

@@B31NG no it’s a blood rite kind of thing perhaps with some kind of dark ritual involving the sacrifice of peasants

@@B31NG You have to be born into the tribe and wear the little hat.

@@B31NG You can learn this power. Firstly, be born a wealthy, greedy asshole. surely you could learn the power. surely you could learn the power. Second, you must lose all of your morals and disconnect from humanity on an emotional level. The final step is scamming anyone and anything for every penny. The only step he missed was not getting caught

Oh jeez thanks man. What would we do without you..

Runkle and CCFR have been my sources of what's going on.

I realized that he was talking about integrity with an M16 on his gun wall.

You got trolled my man

@@JohnDoe-or2qg it has a noob toob, we can make an exception

I bought an established title for a friend as a joke gift - it was great fun. No one seriously thought it was a legit thing but the idea is fun and worth the 40 bucks

@@vasilypotanin3763 yeah I’m not sure if they’re legitimately selling tracks of land in Scotland but even assuming they are all you now have is a square foot of land in Scotland. All it makes you is a land owner. Sure you can call yourself lord now but you could kinda do that anyways.

100%

I was hunting for this comment, I'm glad other people understand that's where it all started.

Dicks out for Harambe.

Dark arts afoot.

It’s where the timeline diverges into the chaotic one we are trapped in.

Russia's spent the whole war shooting S-300s at ground targets because they're just that retarded.

@@aregulargamer1 you’re telling me that a S-300 can travel 700 kilometers from Russia to Poland? From internet they have a maximum range of ~100km and are suited for air defense. That’s exactly the distance between Ukraine’s westernmost cities of Lviv and Lutsk from the Polish border. Plus, that family of farmers must have been CIA spies or something cause i don’t explain myself why Russia would want them dead.

@@mrclean29 They've been firing them from Belarus, too.

Never let the truth get in the way of the current narrative 🤣😂

What do you mean "very limited range"? The S-300 is known if anything for its exceptionally great range.

they should've just played basketball

The marine that got court martialed for doing shady shit in the Marines?

Ooh that marine who was dishonourably discharged for larceny in the Corp? Considering he was arrested by the FSB on espionage charges I doubt they'd be willing to let him out, even for the Merchant of Death

they tried to get the marine too, but russia refused for some reason

@@technoturnovers7072 correction: Biden was OFFERED griner or the marine. He chose griner. ABC has stealth-edited their own reporting on that but......archives.

Lord of War / Matchstick Men mash-up where Yuri/Roy convinces the authorities that his handler / boss is actually a WNBA player and they pay him to be released and help get his handler back to the US.

I love how the premise of the literal merchant of death being traded for a WNBA player who had a bit of weed is actually too stupid to be taken seriously as a plot for a movie...even with Nicholas Cage in it

So yall just ignoring when Trumpler traded Afghanistan, $200,000,000,000 spent, $15,000,000,000 in weapons, 60,000 Afghan lives, and 5,000 American lives for LITERALLY NOTHING TO THE GUYS WHO DID 9/11 TO US? Of course you are.

@@Mortablunt Trump did not start that war, that was Biden and Obama, and he did not execute the withdraw that was again Biden. EDIT: to be fair it was initiated by Bush, continued by Biden/Obama, attempted to be drawn down by Trump and then flat out fumbled by Biden.

@@lukewuzhere1000 You know the difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.

That thing haunts my fucking dreams

I’m not going to the lake this year

Stop voting for Fidel's Love Child! Sheeesh.

@@billlindsey411 honestly

It will never "turn around" lmao. But that's fine because Canada's standard of living is way higher than American anyway

@@billlindsey411 In the last Canadian election, more people voted for the Conservative party over Trudeau's liberal party, the liberals won only because of the voting system we have where elections aren't won directly by how many numbered votes are made for a specific party, but how many "counties" (wards here in Canada) have an MP representing one of the parties. There's a lot of tightly packed wards where people commonly vote the liberals and not a lot where people vote for the conservatives. In other words, think of each ward as a single person voting for a party. It's a pretty annoying system.

@@billlindsey411 we've tried

I mean I was gonna get one because I have all sorts weird things like that like being an ordained minister just to say that I did it.

There’s no reason to hate it. People are just too stupid to realize it’s a joke novelty item. I mean it’s not like it was establish that this was a novelty item years ago when the first time it came around… I mean seriously how are people so stupid as to believe they are a Lord when they don’t even have a bill of sale saying they actually on the land?

So you're a Scotsman, are you clad in kilt, are you strong and handsome build?

@@nunyadambidness8568 No, he's 10 cans in, eating a battered mars bar and yelling at anglos

@@meatpuppet5036 That's hilarious 🤣

That is definitely not what medieval law was.

You're thinking about Laird, not lord. Lord is a protected title of nobility, laird is simply a courtesy title. Laird is a recognized title by the Lord Lyon King of arms, but they refuse to recognize these sold titles. Even the title lord is not just a land owner. It is specifically about owning land under the manorial system. Merely owning a piece of land does not make someone a lord.

Bruh. Please read up on medieval Scotland. Simply being a landowner was not enough to be a Lord.

@@joost1120 Ah yes, my bad. It's been a while since I've sat down and looked into it. Never really cared for the nobility anyways since all it took to really make a lord was having a army of sorts to back up the claim.

@@beastminer147 was not talking about Scotland specifically but a nice person has corrected me as I have used the wrong terminology. I accidentally combined definitions of two seeming similar words.

I hope not. The last thing the community needs is a safe space for all the dim witted righties.

Heresy!?

Ian is the more realistic version of gun Jesus with how calm he always is. Just imagine him also in a robe dressed as Jesus saying "...turn the other cheek, that way your dominant eye is in line with your optic"

hahhahahahhahahhahah was a good one!

exactly. Can’t advertise specific details as the main selling points then claim anyone who listened to those selling points is a moron. It was clear false advertising which makes it a scam by definition lol

I didn’t spend money on it, never brought merch from any KZfaqr channel, let alone get sucked into a company overpaying to advertise to one of the most gullible groups out there.

they had official ads made themselves that also said legally you are now a Lord/Lady so thats fucked like the kikamoto knifes

Most people knew it was a scam, not a gag. And they were selling bigger pieces of land for a higher price, in were you ONLY could plant a f*cking tree. And that it. Prices were up to the hundred$, not just some $40. So, still a scam regardless.

this. is brandon mad at people trusting him as a creator? shit i haven't bought it and now i am mad

Hell yeah! Next time I travel to Canada I’m prioritizing Alberta on my itinerary! I mean it, I’m a sucker for anywhere that isn’t overcrowded. Also I have good memories of Banff.

Hell yeah. If they use it.

ALBERTA FUCK YA!

@@PaulVerhoeven2 Danielle Smith seems better on what she says, so I'm hopeful. Still have reservations, but we shall see.

@@fuzzyhead878 I love the mpuntains so much. Sadly, kids (and wifey) have put a damper on how frequently I get out there, but soon I'm hopeing to get out again. I recommend Grand Cache, it's real nice.