I don't understand how Trump even is an option for people. Like seriously, wtf.

Will Titus ever shut his pie hole? I certainly hope not. This show is one of the few dependable joys I have every week.

4 years ago, people were wiped their asses with leaves, newspapers, credit card offers, torn t-shirts towels ... what a fun time that was

This feels better than church ever did. On account and of it being fact based learning and all that shiney stuff.

😂still claiming Joan Rivers voted for him

Excellent. Thank you Titus and Bombshell Ray and Highlander!

You're probably preaching to the choir here but I'm glad you're still preaching.

I need your voice in this insane world yours is the sane one!

I'm a retired widow who lives alone and doesn't watch tv so i check all of this info then when i tell people i say don't believe me don't believe anyone read listen and watch for yourself. Then vote your conscience the bad part is a lot of them have no conscience.

T!e fact you people are doing this while you're sick, it's very much appreciated !!

“Even before the republic was founded, Thomas Paine wrote that in America the law is king,” “And if the law is supreme, if no man is above the law, then we have a constitutional republic. And if any man can be above the law, then we don’t.”

The United States is the only industrialized country to not have UHC. (Universal Health Care)

Ok no worries I’ll be the first one to say thank you Titus thank you Highlander appreciate u getting the full episode posted

Love You Titus ❤️

My wife's terminally ill with medical bills around 60k-80k a month. If I work we lose her benefits. If I own anything other then 1 car I have to sell it an turn over the money. I went from looking forward to my retirement to being forced into it, an having to Wonder at what point will I be homeless. WELCOME TO AMERICA!!!!

The great irony of the illegal Mexican immigration issue is something that is almost always overlooked by those who disparage Mexico. We acquired half of Mexico by 1848 primarily because of the illegal immigration of citizens of the United States into the Mexican state of Texas in the 1820s and early 1830s. When Mexico gained its independence from Spain in 1821, Texas was only thinly settled by Spanish-speaking Tejanos. When American impresarios petitioned Mexico to allow some American families to settle in Texas, they were granted permission on the condition that they become Mexican citizens, embrace the Catholic faith, and obey Mexican laws. However, as these legal Americans arrived to take advantage of free land, thousands of illegal Americans also crossed the border. It wasn’t long before the “illegals” outnumbered the original Tejano population. Moreover, as Mexican law prohibited slavery, the newcomers came up with creative language to describe their human property as other than property. Officials in Mexico were aware of the problem but there was never a sufficient Mexican military presence in Texas to stem the flow of illegals or to enforce the law against slavery. Exacerbating the challenge was the fact that the Mexican Constitution of 1824 assigned to the national government insufficient powers of purse and sword. In response to a law in 1830 prohibiting further American immigration to Texas and President Santa Anna’s campaign to replace the federal system with a more centralized authority, Texans rebelled in 1836 and declared the Lone Star Republic. The rebels created a constitution that legalized slavery and elected a provisional president who opposed the right of Tejanos to vote. Some 78 percent of the volunteers flooding into Texas to fight Mexico in 1836 arrived illegally (after 1830). Heroes of the Alamo like Davy Crockett and William Travis were illegal aliens, as was Sam Houston, whose army defeated Santa Anna at San Jacinto. A decade later it was our annexation of Texas, a disputed border, and Mexican refusal to sell us California that prompted the Mexican War by which we acquired the northern half of Mexico.

Thank you fine people for the laughs and keeping us sane! 😂❤

2 minutes. Last time i was this fast, my wife got pregnant 😅

Remember when Reagan deregulated the S&L in the 80s?

Titus! Fux Yes!

Blind faith and willful ignorance is the secret MAGA motto.

Holy shit!!! He's saying everything I scream in my head on the daily!! Subscribed & 👍!!

Two things about SSI: First, Rachel is right... you would never choose to be sick enough to get SSI. And the second: SSI isn't just handed out on a silver platter... you have to undergo an evaluation of your past with a pair of tweezers to prove that there is no other alternative. I would trade you places in a heartbeat.

NO DONT EVER SHUT UP you are APPRECIATED and LOVED Thank You And Many Blessings

I was brought to tears seeing the Floyd video. And others. Yay to you folks!

Rachel and Titus were awesome at the Desert Ridge show!!!!!!

Thanks guys, Titus screaming what I feel is awesome!

Nice visual with the lock n lunch meat. 🎉Brilliant 🎉

Thanks for the video

Hi guys and lady! Laughing is the best medicine! You have a great group! Kudos to you all!

Tariffs are just an added tax on us. 🤦

Those trump tariffs ruined the aluminum and steel recycling prices steel got to a point whet it was not worth even picking up and scraping.

Research shows that illegal immigrants increase the size of the U.S. economy, contribute to economic growth, enhance the welfare of natives, contribute more in tax revenue than they collect, reduce American firms' incentives to offshore jobs and import foreign-produced goods, and benefit consumers by reducing the prices of goods and services. Economists estimate that legalization of the illegal immigrant population would increase the immigrants' earnings and consumption considerably, and increase U.S. gross domestic product. There is scholarly consensus that illegal immigrants commit less crime than natives. Sanctuary cities-which adopt policies designed to avoid prosecuting people solely for being in the country illegally-have no statistically meaningful impact on crime. Research suggests that immigration enforcement has no impact on crime rates.

Bless you, Rae. Hope you feel better soon!

every morning before I began reading the news I used to say out loud "What crazy "Sabdwhich" did my president say now?" Take a deep breath and begin reading

Finding the funny.I LOVE IT!😂🤟👋❤️😚🥰

From 2017 to 2021 we sat in front of the TV every morning and said and I quote from Christopher Titus did he just f****** say that

Kitten Heels! Love it!

You guys are all awesome. I love this podcast!

Isolationism caused the depression.

Always a good day when you guys drop the full set. 😁

I hope Titus never shuts his pie hold. I shared this last Armageddon Update & it needs to go viral.

Please don’t shut up! I’ll vote 💙 ! I love your humor! Keep giving people something to laugh about in this crazy 🐂💩

COVID was only his last 11 months in office.

I keep saying, because *you all* do it so well, listing & organizing, you should pin the list of all his bad moves and anything accompljshed up top so we can copy-and-post it *everywhere* !!!

The pooep end was gold !!

"I'm not contagious" - All of my diseases and bacteria are clean, really, I had them checked out. All clean and good to go. 🤣🤣😂😂🤩😇😜

I am from California I have VA benefits you need to work to get food stamps. A part time job is good enough to qualify.

Thanks for Sharing. Keep SHAMING the DEVILS. Luv from Canada 🇨🇦. 😊

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The top income tax rate reached above 90% from 1944 through 1963, peaking in 1944, when top taxpayers paid an income tax rate of 94% on their taxable income.

It's simple. Do you want the old guy who thinks everyone is out to get him or the old guy who wants to give everyone ice cream?

Took my friend to see you guys and I sent him this episode (he’s a Trumper). He sent a message back to me….. Said ‘Holy fuck he’s YOU on steroids!’ I mentioned, ‘minus the Captain America transformation, sex change and hair cut…’ Lol It’s funny to me (I love you guys so much) he won’t read documents, won’t watch congress or senate. Won’t read our constitution…. Yet he has his ‘opinion’. Takes all I have to not smash his head into a brick wall but we somehow still love each other as best friends as we’ve done for over 40 years. How we haven’t seriously maimed each other at this point, I’ve no idea. I believe, you guys have helped save us from that, as messed up as that might sound. THANK YOU for what you do!! ❤️❤️

Titus gives away the family secrets every couple of seconds. Watch where his left hand touches - it's an obsession.

As a person with disability benefits, it is based on how many years you worked.. stupidly but yeah. Even if you have said disability before being able to work. So if you have not worked or only worked a day, you get nothing. There is supplemental income, that is different and temporary, AND garnish's your wages if you ever return to work, and or get disability, or SSI.

Go out and Vote!!!

Just found this and I love the honesty thanks guys vote blue

I'm voting for Donald Trump...!!!

as a Canadian, i was visiting Las Vegas when (he who will not be named) won in 2016. what i noticed was all the normal talk that you hear in that town just stopped. it was eerily quiet. i would enjoy talking to others at a table about what ever but it seemed like everyone was in shock that next day. i was quite happy to leave the following day as it was like all the air was sucked out of Vegas. How odd is that?

Thank you Titus -- God Bless You.

Throughout 2006 the housing market was already starting to fall apart in Michigan.

Ok grandpaw going for nap ,you youngsters picking on his poop 😂😂😂❤❤❤

His whiskey nose is growing bigger and redder everytime i see his pictures

Man I wish I looked 1/10th as good as Rachel when I'm sick, or is that just clever makeup?

If Biden closed the border completely, the GOP would still complain. Great show, thx

"pewp" lololol

Those wishing to enter the United States had to undergo an evaluation at Ellis Island. The evaluation generally consisted of a brief inspection to ensure they appeared healthy and able to enter the workforce. If someone showed any visible signs of declining physical or mental health, they were flagged and taken for further evaluation. Not many people were ultimately denied entry, though - only about 2%. even during these days of peak immigration, for most passengers hoping to establish new lives in the United States, the process of entering the country was over and done relatively quickly-in a matter of a few hours Prior to 1855, there were no official receiving stations for immigrants, who after a long voyage to a new land were often met by grifters and thieves. But immigrants who came to the U.S. by sea in the second half of the 1800s were processed at a number of ports. We should build processing stations in Texas not military bases.

@51:00 Yes, it reads like a dog hears pitch and whistles. "mrrr mrrr mrrrrrssdfs walk? mmfff dddyyyy nnnnnadffff vet!"

Just bought tickets for your Nov show in MD, can't wait!😊

Ok well the Buddig roast beef was crazy…😂

Trump also refused to coordinate with the incoming Biden administration on anything, including on our Covid response.

The day is always better when you end it with a poup! 🥴

I bet Biden watches this show before bed...

11:00 Bannon is a Human Testicle!

Ppl working here shouldn't be taken care of if they get injured or disabled?

I love your channel, but i wish more of you would act/volunteer as Election Judges.

I do wish this was released on the internet a little earlier, I would have bought tickets to the Tempe show =/. Oh well.

What energy and youth…,,,,He can’t walk the next golf hole,he has to use the golf cart from one hole to another.⛳️

My husband was stationed in Yokosuka, Japan when I had my first seizure in over a decade. My husband said that it took him a while to figure out what was going on because I'd slumped forward, making my hair fall in my face making me look like Sadako from Ringu (aka The Ring) when I started to lean back, my eyes were rolling back and I bit my tongue, so blood was coming out my mouth. Getting picked up by an ambulance, taking up a bed, being given fluids and them checking to make sure I didn't give myself a concussion... my hospital bill was ¥10,000 (at the time, that was something like $80) for someone who was not a citizen, seeing a Japanese hospital really made me think about how messed up our system is. A bag of saline at the hospital is $500, it literally costs $1 to make, it costs an extra $100 to administer the saline. There are people who are rationing insulin and dying because they can't afford to get the insulin they need.

Hi. First thing you guys rock. I just heard today you can by a plot of land in heaven now. I am all most ready to give up on this world. Insane.

30 cm !?!?!? That's just a baby dinosaur poop !!

Keep in mind most of the time it takes a year just to get an answer 💥💥🍻🐿️

Titus should love this one the ex gets half of what I do in social security because of length of marriage although never contributed to the system and alimony twenty years later

So if you are injured working in meat factories, picking veggies and fruit, slaughter factory, many come here and go back home after the season It is not easy to get disability

It's hard as shit to get disability. People act like if you apply for it, you will get it, and that is so inaccurate! I was crushed by a 500lbs door and ended up in a wheelchair and was rejected disability.

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The thing is that most illegal immigrants pay taxes and if they have payed into social security. There are international rules that sayes that if you have earned pension and so on as a immigrant, the country can't confiscate the money.

11:48 😁😁😁🤣🤣🤣🤭🤭🤭

Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?

M A G A....!!!

Our biggest worldwide problem is that rich people don’t have a social consciousness anymore

When my son was born 10 yrs ago, he was 8 weeks premature... He was in the NICU for 5 weeks, and I was off of work for a total of 5 months. We applied for SSI and we did not meet the qualifications, so we were denied

For real, at this point idc if its Biden, Newsom, Harris, an urn of Bidens ashes, doesn't matter, I'm voting whoever or whatever they give me to vote for I'm there.

Don't threaten us, Titus. There will be more broadcasts! We love 'em. You need the money. See... Symbiosis 😊 (1:08:31)

One thought 🤔 I have had about Trump's methodology, was the concept of, "everything he touches, he destroys." After what ever it is that is destroyed, who gets the money 💰🤑 to fix it?

Thank you 3 for vocalizing ALL THE THINGS I think and feel! As I always say, You are my sanity! 🫂 🫂 🫂 🤗

I believe we started giving benefits to asylum seekers specifically because our system is so broken they can't even get the proper documentation for legal work

PATRIOTIC AF @54:20 the worst thing a MAGA ever said to me was when I mentioned my ancestor, Jean, fought at Brandywine and White Plains, that he failed. Let that sink in a little. That's MAGA.

24:34 Call em out. Even family. I will not tolerate bullies and bigots. Full stop.

The funny thing is, i was watching the channel for years now, and I do remember I watched the podcast that introduced "sandwich". But its been so long I can't remember the topic of the podcast, nor the interaction that created the sandwich censor in the first place