"Surrender now! For the greater good!" "YOU DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT ORKS DO YA, GRAY-SKIN!?"

“We will be your end” “IF YOU MEAN THE END OF ME POINTY STIK, IM RIGHT DER WID YA”

"and she still won't shut it" LOL

I love how Gorgutz just smack talks the eldar

“I MADE ME-SELF, UMIE, AND I’M GONNA UNMAKE YOU.” Genuinely intimidating

"Ya look more like a humie who needs some feedin'!" Sorry pariah, but that is quite possibly the greatest thing anyone ever said about the necrons!

"I make meself humie, and I'm gonna unmake you!" --- This ork knows poetry

Fun fact: The voice actor behind Gorgutz also voiced over most of the Tau. The actor behind the voice of for Gorgutz is also the voice of Vegeta from DBZ.

To the Orks, the galaxy is mostly full of pansies, except for the Imeperium who fight sometimes, and the Tyranids, who fight all the time.

Well, yeah. Gorgutz has a comeback to everything, and Eliphas maintains that arrogant calm of his. Except for when he encounters the Necrons- then he's scared shitless.

Okay.. Taldeer got owned. Gorgutz knows how to smack talk, that's for sure.

I was not ready for the genuinely badass line of “I made me self, humie, and I’m gonna unmake you.”

That feeling when an Ork has wittier insults than you

I think it's funny how the Chaos guy is mildly polite to him. I think it's because he understands the Orks have no greater plan to fight and kill, unlike Chaos who fight, kill, and scheme. I doubt he respects him, but it's almost like he appreciates him. Like he finds him kind of endearing before he tries to murder him.

"HOW BOUT DYING? YA DO DAT ANY FASTA? l GOTZ TA PLAN DA REST OF ME DAY..."

It seems that the favorite enemy of orks are the space marines.

I love how Eliphas is genuinely amused by gorgutz. It’s just delightful.

In the Grim darkness of the far future, *The orks are the only ones having fun*

Infantilism is now canon in Warhammer 40,000. Now the 41st Millennium has gotten even _MORE_ terrifying.

It’s strange when the damn Ork has a point about the Eldar.

Necron Parriah: We are your end, alien. Gorgutz: If ya mean the end of me pointy stik, I'm right dere with ya! #REKT

Shut your yap and get to fighting.

3:13 Ork rule number 1. Never tell an ork that something makes it more powerful, because they will get it, and they WILL get stronger from it.

Gorgutz and Eliphas were the most baddass in these commander banters. In Winter Assault, it was him and Sturm. Because Sturm...

Gorgutz must be in every Dawn of War.

Necron: *exist* Orks: F*cking Humies

Everyone else: Surrender, you cannot win. Ork: No u.

"How about DYIN? Ya do dat any faster? I gotz to plan the rest of me day!" Gorgutz owns so much

The voice actors did an amazing job here. The script was probably good because everyone played their roles perfectly and all the factions acted just as you would expect. The way the characters argue with each other is on the same level as something you would see in a JRPG.

gorgutz is the best shit talker in 40k.

An she still won’t shut it! One of the best roasts on the arrogant Eldar. Also the banter with Eliphas is always so fun. I missed him when I thought he was dead. That “Barbarian” from O’Kais sounds like a facepalm phrase.

Gorgutz is just the embodiment of 'GET ON MY LEVEL SCRUB'.

I enjoy how chaos is also anti-xeno. I'm glad they get along with the imperium in that regard

DAT CHAOS ENJOYS R ORK BANTER BOIS!!!!

“I made meself, humie” ...I don’t even think I wanna know.

Gorgutz 'Ead 'Unter: Lord of Kaurava and grand roaster of asses.

Did you say something Eldar?I couldnt hear for all that hot air you'z blowing. And thats how orks get a woman to bed.

Why is this recommended to me 12 years after posting

"Death has arrive" "Deff?!"

Farsight Enclaves vs. WAAAGH!!! Gorgutz Entry Gorgutz: My missin' somefin'? Dese grayskins look like dey's 'ere for a propa fight! Dat's not like dem... Farsight: My brothers and I have cleansed entire worlds of your race, an achievement no one in the Tau Empire can claim. Your fate is no different. Gorgutz: Haha! Come 'ere den, if ya think yer 'ard enough. After all tribes rebel Bravestorm: Each Ork tribe...has felt the might...of Mont'ka. End Gorgutz: You got 'ere right quick! Must be da red suits... Farsight: Come and face me, wretch. The Dawnblade has drank oceans of Ork blood. Gorgutz: Ohh...Boyz! Kill dat tin can grayskin and bring me 'is glittery sword. Er...don't forget 'is 'ead, I want dat too!

Bluddflagg vs Gorgutz Entry: Gorgutz: Oy, yer git. Wot are ya do'n ere? Bluddflagg: Try'n ta find me a hat. Hey, wot are ya do'n ere? Gorgutz: None uv yer business. But since yer're ere, how about if I smash ‘dat small head uv yours? Ending: Gorgutz: Oy! Iz da warboss ere! Get off ma planet yer grot luvva. Bluddflagg: Grot luvva? Now ya gett'n it. Iz gunna showz ya some gud Orky values. Gorgutz: Now yer sound like wun uv dose 'umiez, ya bloody weakl'n. Bluddflagg: At least dose 'umiez have some nice look'n hats.

Casshern - Our Last Day OST 1 - 06 - Pluriel

"Our task here is too important to let one such as you derail it." "Hunh? Did you say somethin’, Eldar? I couldn’t hear for all that hot air youz blowin’." Gorgutz's best quote. D :D :D :D

I just love the frenemy energy Chaos and Orks have. They're just having fun.

Every video has music info on the side. Album is called Casshern and the artists are Shiro Sagisu & Satoshi Tomiie for this song.

Gorgutz: Wha'? Lady Space Marines? HAHAHA!!! Dat'z a new one. Wondar if'n I can get yer 'ead on me Pointy Stik! Cannoness: Bravado will not save you from the Emperor's Cleansing Fire, Ork. Gorgutz: When I'm done wit' ya, Girly, yer burna skull's goin' on top o' me Stik! So, shut yer yap an' start fightin'! Cannoness: All battle sisters, charge! IN THE EMPEROR'S NAME!! END Cannoness: There is their leader sisters, purge the Xenoes with a RIghteous Flame! Gorgutz: Youz ain't all dat bad fer a Girly, but yer dealin wit' Warboss Gorgutz 'Ead'Unta now! Cannoness: In the name of the Emperor, you will be purged by Holy Fire. You merely delay your end. Gorgutz: If'n ya mean da end o' me Stik, s'cause I got all deze 'ere skulls on 'em... Got 'nuff room fer one more an' yer the closest, Girly.

=Dark Eldar= Gorgutz: Ya done hidin', Eldar?! Me Boyz are itchin' fer a good scrap! Archon: Ah, this brings back memories. I got my start torturing animals. I look forward to your screams. Gorgutz: Youz gonna be waitin a long time on ze end of me stik, spiky! =End= Archon: Be honored, barbarian. You will be the main course of my meal tonight. Gorgutz: Ugh, fin'lly! I thought youz Eldah was supposed to be fast! Archon: I wasn't aware animals could think. Gorgutz: I wouldn't aware Eldar couldz fight. Learn somefin new erry day. Archon: If I never hear an Ork say that again, it will be too soon.

That awkward moment when you get roasted by an Ork

"Ya look like a humie who needs some feeding" **Angry necron noises**

it's been 14 years, and I still come back here because of how much I love the acting, kinda like opening a time capsule

2007: no 2008: nope 2009: wait 2010: close 2011: maybe but no 2012: pretty close 2013: yesn't 2014: yes^-1 2015: noooooo 2016: i can but i won't 2017: hmmm 2018: i think 2019: (not you) 2020: NOWNOWNOWNOW

I like how with the humans and Tau, it's fightin' and pointy-stick head-collecting business as usual, but when the Eldar show up you can see some real, *old* hatred going on between them and the Orks. It's like they're ancient rivals, an old bickering married couple surrounded by the new kids on the block, a strange relationship made all the more potent by the fact that that's the last thing the Eldar would want to be with Orks.

The orks have the best comebacks.

This video and Gorgutz in general were my first real look into orks and it's quite safe to say they've been my favourite army ever since. Just what other army takes this much fun and genuine satisfaction out of constant war?

chaos and orcs just genuinely enjoy fighting each other, its quite heartwarming

I love the Orks. “AND SHE STILL WON’T SHUT IT!!”

ORK BOYZ NEEDZ MOAR DAKKA!

I love Eliphas' voice in the DoW 1 and expansions, it is so refined and sardonic. I did not much care for his voice in Dow 2.

Tyranid: *SCREEEEEEEEE* Ork: WOT THE ZOG DID U JUST SAY, GRIBBLY?! Tyranid: *GARBLARBLE* Ork: WAAAAAAAAAAAGH! Tyranid: *WARBLGARBLARBLARGL!*

You know at least with Orks you know where they stand. It’s like Tyranids they’re simplicity is what makes them terrifying.

Rak'gol vs Orks Gorgutz - What in Gork r you? Ya look likk some kinda weird Nid Boyz. Broodmaster - We are... more then Tyranids...More then you even. We come for a prize greater then your flesh. Gorgutz - The only prize youz winnin is right on top of me pointy stikk. Broodmaster - *Growls* End Gorgutz - You and yer boyz have been a fun scrap, but it's time for ye to giv up yer heads. Broodmaster - I will tear...out your...tongue, Ork. Then your Yu'vath...relics...shall be mine. Gorgutz - Then come an get it, ye scrawny git! My Klaw could use some fresh blood on it! Broodmaster - I can already taste your spilt blood...

I love the venom on Eiphas' voice, 10,000 years later, the hate for xenos has not stopped

why does the necron talk in a voice like he's about do to a comically bad ghost impression?

"You Eldar are starting to be a real Pain, You know dat?" Accurate summary of how most people view the Eldar

I know it wouldn’t amount to much but I can imagine a tyrinad one where a tyranid just roars at him and then he roars back…this goes on for awhile

"Ah I will miss this banter once you are dead ork". Great line by Eliphas :D

Eliphas' and Gorgutz's banters with enemy commanders are absolutely legendary. It's so hard to choose between a voice that sounds like poisoned velvet cake and a voice that's sounds gravalley, uncouth and all-round hilarious. And on top of it all: Only an Ork would laugh in the face of a Necron.

The chaos marine seemed a lot more chill than how I'd imagine them to be.

''Dat was before me WAAAGH! got here! Now, we da ones doing the 'xterminating''

"You don't have a chance, Ork" "I have given you your chance!" what

I love how trying to be intimidating to Gorgutz just gives him another way to egg you on.

=Other Orks= Gorgutz: “You fink ya da biggest ere ya git?!” Ork: “Yous puny like dem Grey Skins Gorgutz but ya heads going on top oh my stik” Gorgutz: “You mean my Stik, never had Ork head on it before.” =End= Ork: “you ain’t dat tuff” Gorgutz: “Tell dat to Gork and Mork! WAAAAGH!!!”

You know you need to pick up the pace when even Gorgutz has better things to do and to actually "plan" the rest of his day

This video is from 14 years ago, geez. This is an internet relic

Eliphas is such a gentleman :)

3:40 Let's appreciate the thing that the editor maked the "WAAAGH" green.

Gorgutz and the love of his pointy stick ceases to amaze me.

so, in case you haven't seen Engine's old comment (or found about it some other way), here's the background theme: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/ebuYoraIs83cqH0.html Casshern - Pluriel

"YOU DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT ORKS, DO YA GREY SKIN!!!???" -Ork adressing a Tau a few seconds before stomping the Tau flat

Necron: “We are your end, Alien.” Gorgutz: “IF YA MEAN THE END OF ME POINTY STIK, I’M RIGHT DERE WITH YA!”

Goddamn, he may be an Ork but he gives burns no less than a salamander.

Key: IG & Space Marines: The Southern English Orks: The sterotypical scot and irishman Tau: Japanese Necrons: Zombies

1:29 Eliphas sums up what every player felt as they attacked the Stronghold.

This is why I believe dark crusade is a bit if a better game than soulstorm...its these conversations that the commanders have with each other ...I just love the banter between them...sigh soulstorm got rid of most of the banter...i miss it

How the Necrons talk in this: 'SpoooOOOoOoooOOoKyyyy...'

Gorgutz+Eliphas=The two funny boy's meeting. The funniest wins! Gorgutz+Alexander=Oh, shut up humie, you don't have any sense of humor.

This is the spirit that makes the original DOWs unique. A big shame that it won't ever come back.

Still amazed "Over 9000" Drummond did this voice. XD

Wonder if it's like this: Gorgutz vs Ghazghkull Gorgutz: 'ey! I know you'z! Yer Ghazghkull! Ghazghkull: Dat's right ya obvious git! And I'm 'ere ta take yer camp! Gorgutz: Not gonna 'appen! I'ze 'ere first so dis camp is mine! -Reaction when the Moor of Gork is taken- Ghazghkull: Har! Looks like Gorgutz ain't keepin' 'is Boyz in line! And dis 'ere is belong'inz ta Gork and Mork! WAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!! -Reaction when Orks rebel against Gorgutz Ghazghkull (to the HeadCrushas): If ya finks dat Gorgutz ain't tuffer den I am, come join me WAAAGH, boyz! (to the KwikkMeks): You lot! You'z wif me now if Ghazghkull is tuffer dan Gorgutz! (to the BurnaBoyz): Ya want ta burn Gorgutz? Den come wif me! (to the RokkitRangaz): I'ze da boss of you gitz! Ya wanna blow up Gorgutz? Den betta come wif me! (to the FootStompaz): Come wif me if you want sumthing ta stomp! WAAAAAGH! -End- Ghazghkull: Har! Yer boyz iz wif me now ya incompetent git! 'N I can't wait ta stomp you unda me klaw! Gorgutz: We'll seez 'oo'ze tuffer when I rip yer 'ead off fer me pointy stikk!

"The blood ravens are here to finish you off." Uh, sir, that's heresy.

I still can't get over the fact that the voice the actor makes is so... meaty? full of quality, almost like run through some kind of a distortion on the higher registers? Does anyone know if some post-processing was involved? None of the 'DIY Ork voice" videos on KZfaq can recover the growling characteristics.

Black Heart Kabal/Order of the Sacred Rose vs. Gorgutz's WAAAGH! Dark Eldar's Entry Tahril: Well, well, well... So many Ork's souls to feast on. Gorgutz: You weird Eldar startin' to insult me and me boyz fer stealin' souls. Tahril: I know, barbarian. Your suffering ends here and now! Gorgutz: Yer suffering ends here too, ya grot! End Tahril: I have so many souls of dead Orks to eat. Then you will be my main course... For dinner! Gorgutz: Yer disturbin' rituals will not stop me, ya grot! Boyz, stomp'em! Tahril: I like your bravado, Ork. But I'll savor your souls and despair of your 'Boyz'. Enjoy your last moments of your life and first days of torment and suffering. Sisters' Entry Gorgutz: Wot? Flamin' humies in me lands? Well I'z attached your 'eads in to me pointy stik! Canoness Agna: Your head will be mine, Ork. As we will cleanse this place of your abomination. Gorgutz: Haha! Even a burna humie wit som' spirit. Yer head is mine! Canoness Agna: Sisters, burn these xeno filth alive in the Emperor's name! End Canoness Agna: There is the Ork leader, purge him and raze his camp to the ground! Gorgutz: More burna humies' skulls to take! Chop'em up, boyz, but bring me da 'eads! Canoness Agna: Time for you to purge with righteous zeal, foul alien! Gorgutz: Yer burna skulls will be mine, gurly! WAAAGH!!!

God, that last line is so raw. I love it!

In the grim darkness of the 41st Millennium, there is only..........................................................Banter!

These exchanges are gold.

2:41 most epic roast by an ork because Orkz iz bezt

...and they made him a cripled lonytoons character in dow3

- YOU DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT ORKS, DO YA GREYSKINS!?

This is why we all love the Orks.

SPICE MAHRENES!