1 more Episode, you can do it Platinum wow. They are many more troll tribs and funny lore, sandyfury, Blood Trolls, drakari near irenforge and trolls in Arati hillands.

Amazing as usual! -Riand

I wonder if asmonsmoke already react to that 🤔🤔

Man i gone throught all wowhead audios and cannot find those troll sounds, where can i find it?

I hope you're a writer by trade. . . Honestly, I have minimal interest in WoW lore (no disrespect) but , the witty storytelling and clever editing make it pretty entertaining.

rinse and repeat *

@@alihorda every fucking day lmao

They did fight the quiraji invasion-thingy... somehow.

@@Windowsprodukt Trolls stand at like 10ft tall, are highly agile & strong, can regenerate almost any would unless the wound is outright fatal e.g. decapitation. Possess an extremely powerful source of magic called Voodoo & at the time of the Qiraji war were comprised of many trolls from many different tribes. Lore wise they're incredibly strong, unfortunately Blizzard's shit writers just needed a random enemy.

@@TankManHeavy Mhm they are supposly to be stronger then say a human but somehow them humans pull out a win every time

Medivh dropped a tactical nuke on them Twice

Sad... 🤣

This rule applies to almost every tribe, expect Darkspear trolls

As a troll main and enthusiast… yes

Make Amani Great Again

"Trolls who do not ally with the player character are dead." -Observable fact

"Hmm... These 2 weak-ass tribes joined one of the major superpowers on Azeroth, they must be weaklings! Attack!" *Proceeds to get decimated by Horde* You'd think they'd learn something by now...

as an old head once told me. 'keep eating that pride sandwich and see how far you get. i've been eating it for 25 years now and look where i'm at.' he was a drunk and didn't give a damn about his lively hood but that man had some wisdom in him.

Anyone down for an expansion where our characters get wrecked

@@Skullivander it was called bfa

With the new cosmetic options you can definitely be one!

@@PsyrenXY if only they gave them a beefy build option too.

Aren't you alittle short for a drakkari troll?

@@LichlordKazam Just the same height as everyone else in this galaxy

How does that work lore-wise?

Not from a troll

@@emilhult3394 this made it even funnier lol

@Cegesh pfft. Good one.

@Cegesh the Empire of Zul doesn't count. So no.

@Cegesh it doesn't count because 1. Wasnt a single tribe, took the entire race to cooperate, something they would never ever be able to do again. 2ndly Victory in battle is not winning a war, 3rdly the witherbark never took over stromguard completely, they sacked part of it with the help of the boulder fist ogres, and that wasnt really a war, stromguard was decimated at that point, So no not even lowlife Forrest trolls like the witherbark won a war.

**queue badass Karazhan remix**

Pffft. Racist.

Without trolls no elves.

I mean, thanks trolls, you're cool, but we still need loot and land.

Yeahhh not really cool, they're "meh" at most. And yes, without trolls no elves, and that's the main reason why i dislike trolls.

The Black Empire was destroyed by the Titans and their keepers well before the Aqir War. The Aqir War was instead started when Xal'atath tricked a Gurubashi witch doctor into waking up a slumbering C'Thraxxi general, who then killed the troll and led the Aqir against the Empire of Zul. So really, the war wouldn't have happened at all if it weren't for the trolls playing with dark power. And Xal'atath.

Dude, don't be Racist, you can't just diss the Entirety of Sub Saharan Afrika like that. Oh wait, this is about Trolls. Move on then.

@@alexander1055 based

@@alexander1055 I see u

They do have a variety of stories. About then losing though.

They do have a variety of stories, but it's like ice cream: many flavors most if not all made of dairy still. :)

mine too! him and madseason are the only wow guys i watch

same!

Damn, that's sad

Hirumaredx isn’t bad either

heavenofmyhell same

And they NEVER learn that superior numbers and mundane tactics are NEVER going to win a war in a fantasy world were ULTRA powerful magic exists. Like seriously they need to look into using protection spells or wards so that their armies have atleast a smidge of a chance of not getting completely annihilated by stupidly overpowered magic nukes!

@@navilluscire2567 They can summon their gods. WHY DO THEY NEVER USE THIS?!

@@navilluscire2567 The amani try this once, but elves and humans just say "Hey buddies, what if we allied now?", creating the Kirin Tor in the process, bringing like 100 mages and making just a Medivh's scale nuke to annihilate the forest troll armies and the loa they have summons with them. The lore like to fuck the trolls without any respect. Even when they came as a force to be feared, the opposing side pulls out his ass an even stronger magic that delete them.

and yet they can be mages!

@@garroshhellscream594 I mean, Loa are supposed to be so powerful... but yet it seems like everyone just kind of smacks them around with no trouble. Even the loa Rezan just kind of fell into the dumbest trap ever out of impatience. You know, a multi millenia old being who existed since the Planet does? Who should be wise beyond measure and composed and even a little bit jaded, certainly realistic enough to know that charging an enemy who is very obviously taunting you is a bad bad idea? And that's the KING of Loas. All their other Loas either don't do shit, do the bare minimum, or just get killed off. Hell, their own people fuck them over, like the Drakkari, and the Loa seem entirely helpless somehow, despite Trolls acting like Loas will slit their throats if they don't do the daily tributes. Even goddamn Hakkar was a meme. I just don't get Blizz's hateboner for trolls. I know it's probably just convenient to write them off as "easy enemies" because there's so many trolls... but couldn't we just have a huge Gnoll dungeon or something? Some humans or elves? Far as I know, the only human dungeon in classic is like... Deadmines and Stockades, two incredibly forgettable dungeons. Maybe Shadowfang keep if you count the ghosts, but I personally count them as undead. Why not just a renegade band of humans/elves practicing blood/dark magic? Come to think of it, no Tauren dungeons either. We already have the Grimtotem tribe - perhaps them. Though I'm not sure, been a while since I played vanilla endgame content.

Forsaken are also cannibals and nobody seems to care XD

@@GabrielaPerez-tj9sb not to mention they are essentially the Warcraft equivalent to Nazi Germany

@@oluftheexplorer9476 By most of the WoW playerbase's admission… trolls weren't hot undead with tragic backstories.

the amani?

The Gurubashi conquered all of the kingdom of Stormwind except the capital in a couple days. And they would have destroyed Stormwind without much difficulty if it weren't for Medivh.

@@Froggeh92 The Amani didn't kill a king. They tried to kill King Anastarian Sunstrider, but got burned and tortured when the Old Horde abandoned that sidequest. The Gurubashi made it to Stormwind, killed the king and nearly destroyed it in a couple of days by themselves. If it wasn't for Medivh, Stormwind and it's territories would've been conquered by the Gurubashi.

Orcs killed the king of Stormwind too, granted they didn't have to fight wizard superman because he was fighting a psychic warlock and Warcraft Lucifer while fighting his friends on the physical world but still.

This makes me think of Starcraft 2 balance jokes. "Protoss almost won that encounter. Better nerf them!"

What if hes not a kid at all ? Just a full grown adult goblin

Javier Morey Maybe they’re like hares or guinea pigs, the babies come out fully formed and walking with their eyes open and whatnot.

@@totallylost7683 goblins aint got time for tours, they out to get the bag

@@AntiqueBambi They come out of the womb and they already ripping off your cash

He's not though, that's the goblin child model.

A walking Nuke Vs. Cannibal satanists Hmmmmmm..........

i cant stop laughing help

@@1un4cy yeah you need competent teammates to carry with medivh :

Until he turned

Yeah but that remix slaps tho

W

Warcraft is a pretty easily accessible fantasy universe. It's basically a casual every man's dungeons and dragons. Also, Platinum does help add some brevity to that with his silly humor.

Have you seen the respawn rate on them Murlocs😂😂

We need an extended version.

@@Morec0 kzfaq.info/get/bejne/aZxpmNCJms69g4U.html

Yeah, the only troll warchief lasted a single expansion where he didn't do absolutely nothing and died at the start of the next one. Now, Dark Trolls were still alive as far as Warcraft III, I wonder what happened to them in WoW...

@@dmtbtm2809 Exposure to Arcane energy transformed trolls into elves. Were they a different race, or the same race that had been altered by exposure to a magical energy source? Well, what shall we say about Akama, and the other broken? They were Draenei, but within the space of a single generation, they were transformed into completely different-looking creatures through exposure to fel energy. Did Akama belong to one race when he was born, and another race later on?I'm pretty sure that's not how races work. Akama may be called "broken", but he is really a Draenei who has been acted upon by fel energy. And what about Sylvanus? She was, undeniably, an elf. But then she died, and was exposed to death magic, and became what she now is. One minute, she was a high elf, and the next minute she was a Forsaken (though the name "forsaken" had not yet been invented for her race). Is that how races work? Do people suddenly transform from one race to another? No. She may call herself "Forsaken", but she is actually an undead elf. She is an elf who has been acted upon by death magic. When the dark trolls encountered the well of eternity, exposure to the arcane energy changed their physical bodies. At some point, these trolls decided to use a different word to describe themselves-elves. Apparently, at some point they also became ashamed of their troll ancestry, and sought to distance themselves from it. And yet, the ancestry remained. The elves and trolls hated each other, and warred over land and resources. But this certainly does not imply that elves do not have troll ancestors. Trolls fight amongst themselves, and elves fight amongst themselves. So do humans. So do orcs. Speaking of humans and orcs, these two races do not share a common ancestry. The humans have ancestors that were created by the Titan Khaz'goroth, whereas the orcs have ancestors that were created by the Titan Aggramar (in each case, they were created by Titans, not descended from them). A better comparison might be between humans and the Vrykul. These races definitely share a common ancestry, as the Vrykul were a more ancient race-predating humans. And if you trace the ancestry of any human back far enough, you will find a Vrykul. And if you trace the ancestry of any elf back far enough, you will find a troll. And everything the dark trolls did prior to to the "Well of Eternity" event is part of elven past. I repeat, elf history is troll history. And that makes the dark trolls some of the biggest winners in the history of this game.

The elves know it, because they keep trolling the rest of us.

@@lhfirex Ha! Good one!

Night elves started indiscriminately killing trolls, even though they saved Azeroth. After the genocide, the elves decided to have a party with demons.

lmao supreme nexus xd

We are the literal gods

or Medivh

Anyone else down for an expansion where our characters just get wrecked? I’d be fine if it’s zul’jin in the shadowlands or something lol

@@Skullivander I would be more than happy about an expansion where player characters just keep on losing. I mean all player characters, not faction or race-exclusive, we just become losers for an entire expansion and the next one we start winning again but not easily.

We are the literal fucking god

The reference: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/a7F_ZaybvK-dlnU.html

Amazing reference

Nice

come on doooood

I'm likening this so he sees it

And maybe a 3rd time when he uploads it on yt wich will probably be an hour long

Three DD he literally just did it. “There it is dude”

Can't wait to see baldgoblin react and give his input in form of Yes's, laughs, headbangs and other weird sounds

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/aZxpmNCJms69g4U.html&ab_channel=KlausVeen

@@PlatinumWoW HOUSE PARTY AT HAUNTED MANSION (feat. DJ NAUTILUS & PÉPÉ MUR-LOCK)

@@PlatinumWoW This actually bangs, and gives me some great nostalgia. Adding this to my "Good VGM music " playlist. Thanks Platinum! Almost reminds me of Justice †. 2010's were a good year for EDM...

@Steve yeah like Vol'Jin getting stabbed, favoritism as hell

Hey, this pill is a little red.

Based

Sweden?

It's never too early to learn about it :3

all he needs is a priest and he will be fine!

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/aZxpmNCJms69g4U.html&ab_channel=KlausVeen

@@ryuno2097 Nice, big thanks

@@nolikita you're welcome

Oh lord the icon has spoken 🙏🙏

And he has lost some weight since then. He doesn't seem to have a double chin anymore

Same.

How original

Simp who shall not be named

Here before the spider mount drops for him in Mechagon. Tho I'm sure I could have commented this even at the end of the next expansion. . . . . . . . . . . . . . *Completionist stream AM I RIGHT GUYS?*

Asmon BTFO.

Bald

Check the description

@@Ethox5000 O you right, didnt notice that at first - Thx

@@thewanderer_ii No Problem

To be fair tho orcs and humans are both evolutions of titancreations made to destroy things the titans didn't like soo..

@@hulmhochberg8129 aren't orcs aliens from another planet?

@@golagiswatchingyou2966 yes but they are also descendents from grond who was created by the titan aggramar to fight the overgrowth on dreanor

@@hulmhochberg8129 ahhh interesting

Imagine destroying the black empire, paving the way for all other creatures on Azeroth to flourish only to be called losers.

Please can I have link to full song? Searching like an idiot :/

@@daffyd1769 I want that remix also

chad kzfaq.info/get/bejne/aZxpmNCJms69g4U.html Listens to it 1000 times now😁 sooo good remix of both places👌🏽

@@daffyd1769 ah perfect thanks!

Based. Heartwrenching, but based.

The whole movie to me is just an advertisement to legion